#they do that

[dropthecop]

actually the only good unhelmeting of a masked character is if they have a smaller identical helmet underneath the first one

[briarpatch-kids]

while he’s literally having a tantrum all over tumblr saying he hopes everyone dies 😀

You're all bent out of shape over a profoundly intellectually disabled teenager being upset because people are spreading lies about his condition on the internet. What's wrong with you? Why are you such an awful person? What do you even want done? A party and parade saying he's bad and you're good and everyone to clap? Maybe you should just fuck off and leave us all alone, it seems like it would probably bring you as much peace as it would everyone else.

[ajaxv4mp]

why do antis say “i hate [ship name]” but then interact with posts involving that ship just to leave hate,,??

[totally-not-deacon]

Not sure if buddy is impressed or disturbed I can/am walking him thru FO4 over the phone, down to the best shortcuts in downtown, all from the comfort of bed lmao.

Hey man, you're playing my special interest, you better prepare your ears

[angstandhappiness]

Relatable

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[stalkerofstuff]

It is me I’m afraid

me :((

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[willgrahamscock]

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.