#they do it about everything. sister likes video games? stupid and lazy. i like wrestling? idiotic

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can't imagine what it's like to actually talk to your parents. last time I shared with my parents an honest piece of myself they laughed at me and called me stupid for it and actually they still do to this day

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oh...i have decided to simp

WAIT dfhsdjfjd i’m not hot and ripped i swear simping is not worth it anyway. i’m bored so here are some of my I May Be Strong moments:

i can piggyback my friends. and like run around as i do it. has happened on many occasions during PE. i just find it fun and anyone who has experienced it found it exhilarating 

i can bridal carry people. come to think of it i might have bridal carried my friends before but not very often. my mom and my sister i have bridal carried and i can dip people as i bridal carry them, so like i hold u at terrifying angles dhfsjdhfsjd 

in my last two years of high school we didn’t have lockers and we were always having different lessons in different classrooms and because i was lazy i would just leave everything in my bag and never packed it to take out stuff i didn’t need for a particular day. so my bag was always Full and one time one of my friends said “i know michelle’s super jacked because her bag is really heavy and every time we leave for next period she just throws it over her shoulder like it’s nothing” and i was like “wait. it’s heavy?” and one of my other friends who prided herself on being strong because she does taekwondo (she can kick you REAL hard) was like “what for real? let me try” and she tried to pick my backpack up from my chair and the weight of my bag dragged her arm and landed on the ground and i was like wtf and then i picked it up like i always do and we left for next class. the conclusion to this anecdote is that my adhd is so strong that my body has to adapt to cope

one time in drama camp we were playing this game where u gotta wear a piece of masking tape around ur wrist like a bracelet and the other team has to rip it off ur hand to eliminate u. anyway the other team ambushed me and was like “haha michelle ur all alone so just Give Up” but i’m competitive so even though there were over 10 people in the other team and they were all there i was like fucking come at me bitches ur not getting this tape off my wrist and so i pissed them off enough into actually ganging up on me not everyone in the group fought me but i’m pretty sure 8 girls actively tried wrestling my tape bracelet away from me at the same time so some of them grabbed my left arm some of them grabbed my right arm. i was holding onto my bracelet with my left hand, and these girls were trying to put their fingers under the bracelet too to like rip it off but i wouldn’t let go. and some people tried to grab my legs but i kicked before they got close so everyone just focused on my arms and hands, but even though they were all trying so hard they could not overpower me. eventually i started feeling sorry for all of them, i didn’t expect to be fighting this many people trying their very best to break my hold and to be just winning. obviously it hurt because they were genuinely using all their strength and it was just. many different hands and fingers tugging on my bones and skin and muscles. i didn’t really feel it but they were all whining about me being too strong and at some point one of them started CRYING. her fingers were stuck under my bracelet trying to pull it off and because other fingers were there too and i was holding on tight she couldn’t move her hand and it hurt so she was crying from the pain. and i was like damn :( ok i should stop defending and try escaping so i ripped my body away from them (i accidentally made a girl fall down during this process, i apologized to her GHHJGFGHJH) and then i ran away. in hindsight what a stupid thing to do but also it was kind of fun but also traumatic a little bit <3

idk if this last one counts as evidence of strength but during like drama camp One Year Later i was chilling with a friend and we walked up to some other friends who had been playing w the school piano. and something was terribly wrong. turns out my mlm best friend (he wasn’t my best friend at the time, this incident is actually what made him declare me his bestie) had been playing the piano and using a video on his phone as reference and something happened and his phone somehow dropped INSIDE the piano. like in the hardware. and upon my arrival my friends had all been trying to get it out for like half an hour at least. they were googling and watching videos and shit to like try. and my friend was so distraught :( he was on the verge of tears because the thought of getting the school involved made him really anxious. and so i was like Must Help Friend so i tried doing stuff too. now i don’t know how i did this but i kind of. ripped the piano apart. like. i just. dismantled something. and i pulled off the part of the piano u use to cover the keys when ur not playing. i just. broke the fucking piano. and everyone was like ??? michelle???? and i saw the phone in this like tiny narrow hole and i reached in and took it out. this happened within like a minute of me showing up. i took his phone out and everyone was like YAY and my best friend was so happy he hugged me. which was a big deal because he told me “i’m muslim and i can’t hug girls because it’s haram” and i was always fine with that but he broke his own rule without me even asking and hugged me :’) and then he sort of held my hand and just RAN which was terrifying because he’s like really tall and my legs are not as long as his and he was running really fast and i was afraid i was gonna fall down. anyway everyone was like michelle what do we do with this broken piano?? like u broke it?? so i just shoved it back in place like forced the hinges so it looked completely normal (but ofc if someone tried to rip it off like i did it would come off easily) and i said “yeah ok it looks like normal now! don’t worry u guys this piano is super old if anyone discovers it they’ll either blame themselves or just the piano being faulty. we probably won’t get in trouble.” and then we didn’t get into trouble :)