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lil juvenile squirrel im taking care of until can find an open wildlife care center who will take it
#found with several dead squirrels scattered about#they didnt look mauled or anything#no one was open im gonna try tomorrow#for now youre with me#he was acting injured and scared#kinda flailing doesnt seem strong enough to scamper anywhere#probably poisoned or something? the others looked like they died where they were not attacked by anything#gave it nuts broccoli and a measuring spoon of water but they havent taken anything#its just really scared
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shoutout to todays customer who returned his sunglasses because they gave him headaches and when i asked if he wanted me to check to find the cause of it he refused ONLY to 5minutes after the return ask why they could cause him to have headaches when his daily clear ones don’t
fun fact 1: he was supposed to come in at 4pm because he wanted his money back in cash and we didn’t have that much in the morning, but he came during noon and i had to scrape some together fun fact 2: he asked my male coworker why they would cause issues when i was the one who took on his request for...some....reason....could it be....sexism.....no it can’t be (:
another shoutout to the woman insisting we give her mother who has diabetis, sees double AND can’t speak german and eye exam and tell them why she can’t see well even after me explaining to her that we can’t measure her prescription as well (or at all) like an actual doctor can due to both machinery AND lack of medical knowledge....surprise: it didn’t work out and the result were wonky and she may need prisms but maybe not who knows not fucking me because we skipped like 2dpt between slides at some points and none of the prescriptions i offered and adjusted cleared her seeing double (: yes hi hello i can actually do my job and know what is possible and what isn’t (:
#txts#on the lower end of rant news we had one customer who was angry his lenses were thick#....like....sir you chose the most basic ones which aren't even really sold anymore afaik with +3dpt#ofc gucci frames the size of half the head to over ex....aterate oh god i forgot the word....anyway#so they get extra big#i am just amazed he didnt insist on mineral ones tbh but hey a small win#but hey....surprise: if out of the at LEAST 4 options you pick the general very basic ones when you need big lenses....shits gonna get thicc#'it looks bad!!!' yeah no shit but you didnt want to spend money on the lenses i GUESS#idk i wasnt there#and i am not paid enough to discuss with customers what lenses best fit to avoid this case beyond a recommendation#you can always choose other ones but if you ever get mad and tell someone I either forced them on you or didnt offer anything else#i will maul you#and also no one will believe you because my coworkers know my sale rhythm and i know theirs....so....fuck you we all hate you and talk shit#about you#sometimes even while you're still there and sometimes w/ other customers as well#another favourite is people asking why we cant insert new lenses into certain frames#i swear i WISH i knew why they were made like this#i really.really wish i knew#but we are as lost as you#(actual favourite tho that wasnt sarcasm i just like to shittalk brand-name frames because so many are shit lol)#like the ones who actually specialize or focus on frames are usually got#-ray ban because they decided to fuck themselves hard#apparently they were rly good once? havent found a new one showing that yet rly but k i'll trust y'all#but some are just....literal plastic#for frames??? like the whole thing????#bitch this will break if i sneeze on it wtf are you doing#insta modeling?? tf are they for???#+another favourite is some of them going#'oh they have 100uv protection'#yeah so does every plastic lens+100uv isn't uv400 at least in germany fuck off
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i so sad
#i think im having like a panic attack or something#like#something attack#i dont want to talk to anyone anymore i keep messing things up#i called a mentally ill person disgusting because i didnt see their other anon confessions in the server about their mental illnesd#they menyioned how they shower once a month#and i saw that i didnt see the other messages#i asked them how they didnt get uncomfortable “being that disgusting”#i meant it like. The feeling of#Not having taken a shower in a month. I didnt want to imply they were inherently disgudsting for their mental illness and everyone was like#wow rayman what the fuck is wrong with you why would you say that about someone. and they vented about me in the vent channel#it was a horrible thing for me to say and like yesterday i also fucked up i said mean shit to someone. I dont know whats wrong with me why i#cant stop doing bad things. i need to kill myself or something i need to lock myself away so other people dont get hurt by me#i was clawing at my head crying hitting myself with my knuckles because i just fucking loathed myself i pretend im so happy and like yeah im#happy but like really i fucking hate myself so so much more than anything in the world the only reason im not dead is because i love this#world enough to stay on it. i hate myself so much. i get so so sad when i look in the mirror because im not who i am im no one im always#trying to be a person or something when im nothing im so worthless coping off the “smart” compliments i got in 2nd grade when in reality im#just some stupid fucking rancid asshole with rage anxiety lonlieness stewing in my soul for 5 years i cant be normal around anyone im not#supposed to be friends with anyone i shouldnt have a partner he needs to kill me i need him to beat me over the head with a shovel and keep#beating me and stabbbing me with it until im alll brutally mauled unrecognizable and he should call me worthless the whole time and i#deserve it#chirp
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˗ˏˋ Pirate King! Jinwoo x Siren! Reader ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ ˎˊ˗
ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕘 𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕨𝕠𝕠˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ
・┆✦ Entry : 033 ✦ ┆・
[ TW: Yandere Jinwoo, Violence , all Shadows Mentioned are in Human Form ]
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅ Part 1 || Part 2 ♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
╰┈➤ ❝ [ I'll Bind Myself To You Over and Over ] ¡! ❞
Jinwoo continued to look for another week, but for some weird reason— The sea was incredibly calm.
Too calm.
It was maiing Jinwoo very restless, and his crew could see it. Igris tried to reason with Bellion and Beru to do something, anything to make their captain stop pacing back and forth on the dock. Even Iron couldn't do anything and would only take over the wheel.
No one in the ship knew what to do, even Tusk's famous fish stew wasn't doing it.
...
"Iron." Jinwoo's strict voice suddenly says as he strides towards the wheel.
The man didn't say much and only moved aside as their captain took over and suddenly spun the wheel rapidly.
"Bring down the sails!" He orders, and everyone suddenly scrambled on their feet to prepare the sails.
They didnt know what was on Jinwoo's mind, but they could tell that determined expression on the man's face was deadly.
"Captain, there's one far ahead on the east!" Kaisel reports.
"Get everyone ready, I want that ship." Jinwoo simply said as he had Kaisel take over. "We wont use the cannons.
There was a hammering feeling inside Jinwoo since early morning, and it was bothering him way too much.
His breathing had been erratic since then, he's never been this anxious even when he faced the holy emperor in the palace and had the old bastard bowing on his feet soon after.
But that's a story for another day.
That's not what's important right now, Jinwoo just knew, he needed that damn ship.
His instincts were never wrong, that's why he was crowned as the pirate king. Jinwoo's gut feeling have never failed him.
And for some reason, the direction of the ship is nagging the living hell out of it.
Jinwoo's grey gaze would land on his men who were utterly confused on why he ordered them not to use the cannons.
"There's something on that ship that I need," He simply said
"An illegal ship, sir?" Bellion asks as he handed Jinwoo his gun.
"Yes." Jinwoo confirms. "Whatever the hell is on that ship, I need it."
There were no further questions asked as the rest of the crew brandished their swords and loaded their guns.
The people on the other ship noticed the mother ship approaching and panicked, blaring the sirens— Warning the rest.
Pure chaos.
But soon, their expressions would pale as a rain of ropes suddenly blasted from the air and hooks embedded themselves on the wooden floors.
Thunderous, proud roars would come from the invading shifts as well as maddened cackles resounds. A bunch of wild pirates would come, climbing the ropes while behind them were gunfire— Preventing the defending parties to take time and prepare as bullets flew by and making men collapse here and there as psychopaths invaded the docks and started stabbing strangers; mauling them into pieces.
"...." Jinwoo's gaze was still steadfast, only firing a few bullets as he walked on the rope hurriedly.
His kids can do whatever the hell he wants, he needed to be somewhere else.
"Secure the ship, get the captain on his knees. If he runs, break his legs" Jinwoo commands, shoving a bloodied sword on Igris's chest as he passed by him.
He didnt even think twice to properly open the door and just shot the handle open, as well as gunning down some baffled crewmates inside the rooms.
Jinwoo continued to walk, his steps heavy and fast with purpose. slamming open some doors, unlocking gates before reaching the very end of the ship.
Blood splatters were on his face now, painting a wicked
Right at the very bottom, inside this giant moss-covered aquarium was a hand peeking on the little glass.
"...." He takes a deep breath, placing his palm against the glass were that small hand peeked.
There, a small light would come out as a warm feeling spread through his chest right where his injuries are.
"There you are, my bride" He whispers, jumping on top of the aquarium and hanging on the ledge as he lunged his arm inside the dirty waters where another palm would grasp his.
Jinwoo pulled the figure up, his other arm wrapping around the other's waist as he kissed the side of their head.
He felt as if that a heavy burden finally lifted off of his shoulders. But as much as Jinwoo wanted to just bask in the moment, he noticed the siren's tail was almost bald in some spots— Lacking tose fluorescent scales and instead a few gashes would come into view and his gaze would harden.
Jinwoo shrugged off his coat and wrapped it around his siren before hoisting them out of the filthy aquarium.
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Up in the docks, the floorboards was pooled with blood as Beru overlooked his crewmates celebrating their small impromptu ship invasion.
He would beam as he hears the door behind him creak and Jinwoo figure would emerge but his mouth would form a thin line as he sees the glare on Jinwoo's face.
Beru swears, that maybe he saw purple in that hardened gaze.
He knew that look so well, it was the type of face Jinwoo made when he rescued his sister from the clutches of the holy family.
Jinwoo is out for blood.
"A siren..." Igris whispers as he sees the humanoid in Jinwoo's arms wrapped in his coat.
"That captain, the damn bastard" Jinwoo snarls, his tone riddled with venom. "I want him in the dungeon. Have Iron prepare my equipment and station him there until I come there."
He then continues, "Igris, Tusk, with me. Bellion will take over from here and Kaisel will watch the ship."
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You didnt know what really happened, you were just resting on a rock after hunting for the whole day when there was a sharp pain on the back of your head. The next thing you knew, you were strapped on a bed with your delicate scales being plucked out forcefully as the humans laughed at your display of pain.
Your shrieks would be ignored as they wore something over their ears while cotinuing to take one scale after another.
The torture was long, you couldn't even count how many have passed as you were in and out of conciousness the whole time.
The humans who captured you didnt even have the heart to give you a proper meal and only tossed some bland seaweed to the poorly kept tank.
You swore, you were about to die— Until a familiar warm hand grasped yours and yanked you out of the dirty waters. Your eyes had been too heavy for you to open, and neither could you make out the sounds around you.
All you knew— Was that you are safe and sound.
The next time you opened your eyes, you are cuddled up in this soft... White things hugging your body, as well as a pair of grey eyes gazing into you.
Initially, you freaked out, thrashing about but the man gently held your shoulders to keep you steady.
"Hey, hey, ssh, it's okay," His voice would register, and your gaze would look up to see him. "Look at me, look at me, do you know who I am? Hmm?"
You can understand him.
Alarmed and curious, you reach your hand out to touch his cheek, and the man only responds by nuzzling your palm and kissing it.
A familiar gesture, a gesture a small human boy did when you were younger.
Jinwoo.
"Remember me?" Jinwoo asks again, and you nod your head.
He lets out a relieved sigh and pulls you in for an embrace.
"I've been looking all over for you, my bride" He whispers so tenderly, kissing your cheek while rubbing your back. "Look at you, my siren, you're so pretty now. But they hurt you so bad, hmm? I'm sorry, I should've come earlier, love. I really am, but it's okay, you're okay. I'm here. I wont leave, I promise."
His gentle voice stirs something in your chest, and you could only respond by nuzzling him further while making soft broken sounds.
"Ssh," Jinwoo hushes you, rubbing your head. "Tusk said that you'll need more rest, sirens heal slower than humans. But since you're bonded to me, it should speed things up"
He pulls back, fixing your hair as you looked down and saw a blanket on top of you, but underneath wasnt a tail.
"It's legs," He chuckles, kissing your cheek. "It must be because you're near me, but don't worry, we can get your tail back. We just... erm... Need to figure it out. We'll do that once you're better, yeah?"
He cooes, peppering your face with more pecks that brought out a giggle in your lips. Jinwoo takes your hand, placing it on his chest where the mark was.
"Go to sleep now, I'll be here in the morning and the day after. Even in the following days" He whispers, gently tucking you back in as he did. "Don't worry about anything else, clear your mind."
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"Captain, the hostage is awake" Kaisel knocks on the door gently. "Your equipment has also been brandished."
"Good," Jinwoo hums, running his hand on your hair before getting up. "Watch over my siren. Should the pretty thing wake up while I'm in the dungeon, call me immediately."
He continues, "After this, I'll host a party for all of you."
Kaisel simply nods, smiling as he watches the captain got out of the quarters.
His gaze would turn cold in an instant, Jinwoo marched down to the dungeon area of the ship with his fists tightly closed.
That bastard dared to actually hurt you, your injuries were so extensive that your tail was almost grey from the abuse. When it turned into legs— Anyone would have vomit at the sight of cuts and peeled skin. It took so much willpower for Jinwoo not to have broke down as Igris, Tusk and Beru worked together in patching your injuries.
"I wonder what kind of scalpel you used" Jinwoo hums, running his hand along the neatly arranged set of daggers on the table as Iron dragged the bastard on the floor in front of his captain. "Scalpels are too delicate, making them very useless on the field."
He then picks up pliers, making the man squirm and sob on his gag as he attempts to crawl away but Iron kept him steady.
"Easy there, buddy" Jinwoo chuckles, his grey orbs turning into monarch purple. "I haven't even started yet,"
He then sits down on the chair prepared for him.
"For every scale you plucked out of my bride's tail, for every single day you kept that pretty doll captive, for every second you spent making them writhe in pain— I will make sure you experience all of it tenfold if not a hundred."
꒰ A/N: Mentally so exhausted I think I'm on writer's block wheeze. I should write for another character for the meantime until I get my creative juices on Jinwoo back. Tysm to you @sylusjinwoon for this request uueeeee. I hope u like it bestie<33!!! Anyway, next fic is either gonna be a Baek Dohwa Fic or a Dr. Zayne fic. ꒱
ʚ(੭´͈ ᐜ `͈)੭ .。✧・゚: ~♡ —! stories written by kyunnie; translations, reposts, plagiarism are strictly forbidden.
#∞ ₒ ˚ ° 📎— kyunnya speaks#sung jinwoo#sung jin woo#solo leveling#solo leveling headcanons#solo leveling jinwoo#solo leveling x reader#sung jinwoo x reader#only i level up#ore dake level up na ken#sung jinwoo headcanons#sung jinwoo fics#‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡🪐༘⋆— kyunnie's writings
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The Reasons Why Severus Snape is Secretly a Cat, Actually.
I'm saying he's a neglected and abused stray little black cat and here is why
He's very meow meow. VERY kitten.
Black cats are vilified and assumed by some to be evil. Coincidentally, both of these things happen to Snape as well.
Difficult to befriend. Cats are already picky about who they like, and Cats who have had it rough are even more difficult. One cannot just waltz up to a cat like that expect friendliness, or even indifference for that matter.
Extremely bad, no good, very bad luck with dogs. Seriously, the man MUST have dog trauma by now. Werewolves? Sirius, one of his biggest haters and tormentors, a dog animagus? even Fluffy mauling his leg?? The first two were marauders, yes, but that's not a good thing when it comes to Snape. (not all dogs and cats dont get along, but its certainly interesting. Personally, I headcanon him as a definite cat person who has a bad associations with dogs but thats a whole other post.)
Very hissy and snarly and unpleasant when threatened - and sometimes, even when YOU think there's no apparent threat! This is premium Gato™ Behavior. An abused little shelter cat, horribly unsocialized, becoming hyper defensive anytime anything happens to him, even if the thing that is happening is kind.
it fits with the idea that hes "mean for no reason" because there IS a reason - cats are complicated little guys! Where you see a nonissue, He might see a threat. Where you see kindness, he might see mockery. Where you see playfulness he might see cruelty, and so on. After all, he's been on the receiving end of it all too often.
Cats like this usually end up stuck in shelters - not a home - because no one will take them. They're too offputting, they're too mean, they're too much trouble. One could argue that Hogwarts itself IS that shelter in this scenario; a place to be, but not a home. Not really.
Worth noting: maybe to Harry, Hogwarts can be considered a sort-of Home, but he actually found kindness and friends there. Severus lost his only friend and was tormented there. Better than his incredibly shitty situation with his family? Certainly! but Shelters often are.
SWM fits as well; A moment of extreme distress from being humiliated, afraid, and overwhelmed? all those jeering laughing faces while he is vulnerable and unsafe, defenseless at the hands of people who have continuously hurt him for years?? and to see and know that his friend - his BEST friend - the only friend; the only PERSON, he has, is there holding back a smile as it is happening too? Have you ever met a cat in distress? of course he lashed out. It's honestly astounding that he didnt lash out MORE.
and while on the subject of SWM, him lashing out at Lily applies here too. A cornered, distressed cat (especially one with a history of abuse) sees everything as a threat , even people it is normally friendly to, if it's distressed enough. Have you tried to bathe a cat? or maybe tried to coax one to get into a cat carrier for the vet? these things are very difficult but manageable at the best of times but "vulnerable, afraid, humiliated, and threatened" are NOT the best of times, I fear.
it even works with his occlumency and the way he deals with vulnerability as well. Cats, when in pain, do their best to hide that pain. This is because to be outwardly hurt is to be vulnerable, and that can lead to predation by bigger animals. Severus too, hides his vulnerability. The things that truly matter to him, his worries, his soft and squishy bits, and loyalties all carefully locked away.
Rivalry with Minerva?? that's just good ol' unserious cat drama. Have u ever seen an indoor cat staring down a stray through the window? silly little creatures. They'll grumble about it and act like its on sight (and maybe it is!) but when you're not looking, there'll be sniffing through the glass and pretending they dont care while they nap suspiciously close by.
Starved for affection and touch. An abused stray, past all the hissing and the fear and violence, once they're finally given a chance and finally understand that they are safe, just wants to be loved. They usually end up being the most affectionate and loyal cats of all! only to those they feel safe with, of course.
And speaking of loyalty, that applies here too. He was loyal to Lily, the first and only person to show him kindness (though my feelings for her are very complicated) and he was later loyal to Dumbledore. Unfortunately, neither of these people ever truly took in the stray, not really. And so the Stray was never actually socialized, and never completely safe, and never actually given a home.
and finally.. his death. Cats have a tendency to hide when nearing death, or dying.. and as such, often die in solitude. Severus may not have exactly had a direct hand in this of course, but.. there's something about him dying in this shitty little shack, far away from the action, presumably alone (or so he thought until Harry and his friends materialized out of nowhere under the cloak.). He wasn't actually alone in his actual final moments, but in the time leading up to it? Very lonely.
In a way, one could say that Lily came closest to adopting the stray Sev cat. And maybe she would have! maybe she wanted to take in the stray at one point - had planned to, even! But her friends told her he was dirty and gross, "who knows where that things been! he's probably diseased". and The marauders kept tormenting him, making him increasingly defensive and hissy and violent, as cats often are in that situation and then it was also "look how cruel and mean he is! he'll only hurt you". and maybe when the time finally came and that defensiveness finally WAS aimed at her it only confirmed what she had already begun to believe. And then she decided she wasnt a cat person after all. Who knows? One could make an argument for all of that. Do i see things that way? maybe, maybe not. My feelings toward every character who is not Snape are largely indifferent for the most part.
Verdict: Severus Snape is a Cat. He is a little kitten meow meow. Give this man a little cauldron to curl up in asap
#pro severus snape#severus snape#harry potter#snapedom#hp#snape love#half blood prince#young snape#snape defense#not art
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okay but here me out
spencer and bau!reader showing up to work and he has a scratch on his face/somewhere visible (that he got during sex 🤭) and when theyre questioned abt it they lie and say like "we went to look for cats this weekend... it didnt go too well" 😭😭
You're hoping it flies under the radar. Well, maybe that's a silly thing to hope for, you know it won't. You're just dreading the confrontation, and your stomach sinks when Hotch glances up at Spencer when he sits down.
"Reid, were you mauled by a bear?" Hotch's brows furrow, and he stares at the scratch running along Spencer's cheek.
You, the bear, glance down sheepishly at your nails, picking at the jagged one you'd accidentally scraped over Spencer's skin in a fit of orgasmic passion.
"Uh, I was looking for cats this weekend," Spencer fibs, holding his hand to his cheek to cover the mark, "I wasn't well-loved."
"Reid's never been a pussy-pleaser," Derek laughs, and you almost laugh at how inaccurate he is, "Maybe one day you'll find one that doesn't claw you up."
Everyone seems satisfied with the jibe at Spencer, but no one else catches the glance he throws you across the table. If the look in his eyes, smug and satisfied, tells you anything, it's that he likes being clawed up. In the future, though, you think you'll stick to his back.
#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid scenario#spencer reid oneshot#spencer reid one-shot#spencer reid one shot#spencer reid headcanon#spencer reid headcanons#spencer reid hc#spencer reid hcs#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid fic#spencer reid blurb#spencer reid drabble#spencer reid dialogue#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid x reader fanfiction#spencer reid smut
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Bi bi bi
Tw: hate talk, internalized Homophobia, Wades being a little pushy, but he's in good spirit. He wouldn't actually force someone to admit it if they didn't want too.
Thinking about Logan still being internally homophobic (towards himself) and despite all the stuff he does with Wade he tells people he's not gay and he likes women, etc.
This, of course, doesn't upset Wade that much because she can definitely be a woman, but wants Logan to be able to comfortably tell himself that hes not straight because theres nothing wrong with that and honestly he dosn't understand how someone with so much truama/drama between Scott and Jean could think of themsleves as straight to begin with.
"What about that time on the couch? Or the shower?? Or when I-"
"Those don't count."
"Not sure how giving me the biggest load in my life doesn't count, but alright."
"I'm just not gay, Wade. I mean.. It's cool if you are, but I'm straight."
"Ppfft yeeaaahh okay, pal. And I'm Michelle Obama. And I'm not gay, I'm pan! There's a difference, bucko."
"Oh... well...Besides. We were drunk. So those times don't count."
"Logan....you pounced on me after a single beer.."
"So?"
"You told me that you love me and would crawl through broken glass for me."
"I didn't mean it literally. Just.. roomates."
"GASP... And they were room mates.."
"....Who are you talking to?"
It gets to the point Wade insists that if he's afraid of the label, then the worst he could do is try it for 90 days and then return it.
"Im not afraid of being called gay, Wade its just not true."
"Pussy..."
"Fine!"
This meaning, He could try 'being gay' as he puts it for 3 months like a free trial. Wade promises that he won't tell a soul if the three month mark comes, and Logan truly decides it's not for him. Nothing they've done as a couple would matter and he'll even help him find a bad bitch.
So they do.
Wade treats Logan like a boyfriend, holding his hand in public, still giving him the best head, kissing Logan whenever he'll let him, gets him flowers, tries to make him dinner, folds his laundry, etc. Not much changes actually, but its enough for Logan to notice how "coupley" they already were. And it makes him feel stupid for not seeing it earlier.
His face is red constanlty, his chest is always beating so fast, he's overwhelmed with love. (Literally mauling wade because of it and he didnt scold him, if anything the freak enjoyed his outbursts) Despite everything...
It only takes Logan 3 days to realize... "aw.. shit..." He's not straight. No where fucking near it. Cause if he catches Wade walking around shirtless after working out one more time, he might just have to marry him.
Because not only is he sure this is the best head and ass he's ever gotten, he likes the way Wade holds him after, he likes how much he kissed him, He likes the way he calls him 'pretty kitty' late at night, he likes the way Wade sleep talks, he likes the weird way he puts away the dishes, he likes that Wade took 5 year showers and always came out complaining about the water preasure, he liked how respectful he was to the bodgea and local shop owners.
He loves the way Wade will wear anything and look good in it, but hates just how scared he was to take off his mask. He loves seeing those beautiful yellow eyes and the way his scars reflect the light. Like his own personal sunsets. He loves the way Wade could talk to him for hours and not get bored. He loved the way Wade would come home and slump on him with a big groan because work sucks. He loved how sickly romantic he was (and hated it at the same time)
He loved.. Wade.
"Wade... I think Im bi.."
"Bi bi bi!" He does a dance almost out of instict.
Logans eyebrows scrunch, both disgusted and confused. "What the fuck was that?"
"Don't know. Strange things come over me. But that's great, honey! Soo.... does that mean?
"Yeah... We're together.."
"As roommates?"
Logan shakes his head and suddenly Wade jumps up excitedly. "FUCK YEAH!!! My boyfriend is the Wolverine!! You're stuck with me now, Peanut!!"
He can't help but smirk, shaking his head with a soft chuckle. "Unfortunately..."
#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadclaws#nsfw?
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//body horror, monster! 141 + reader , death, gn!reader
other; c/n = callsign
a/n: idk how the military works neither do igaf much also this story was not planned this was just something i needed to get out of my system do nto expect it to be good
Shapeshifter!Reader whos always since they were a kid felt itch that there skin was ready to shed and peel like a snake, Who always felt like there body wasn't right had to be perfect flaws and all because that was human.
But they weren't human, weren't hybrid either.
The first time they had ever shifted they were eleven there Father in one of his moods again taking it out on there poor mother.
Something inside them itched at that moment hearing her cries there old dog bite injury felt like it was on fire now as they itched and scratched at it till the skin gave way giving the breathing room for transformation.
The next time they open there eyes they were being kicked there Mother sobbing as she screamed.
Father laid dead mauled beyond recognition.
Did you do that?
Why was she screaming at you?
You were kicked into the foster system the next day narrowly avoiding Juvenile detention your mother had given her last bit of gratitude by explaining to the police that you were defending her you thought she'd praise you after the police left.
You were packing your clothes that night.
You got a DNA test when you arrived due to your mothers alibi to the police.
Human.
They figured it too your mother being clearly traumatized and you sudden violent act of self defense could have made her see anything at moment.
Still didnt explain the injuries that only a dog could cause.
You were 15 when you had a good grasp on what you were.
By 18 you were barely you anymore picked pieces from other peoples faces and bodies till you felt like you looked normal.
By 19 your mother had passed the news reached you slow and the grief went slower.
By 21 you've already been in the military for a while now, If that means with a new face and body each time some higher up sticks there nose into your business then so be it.
Shifting from human to human was easy the more you practiced it.
More harder things like non-humans and animals were doable but animals were getting easier and easier.
You've tried been a K9 once didnt work out for long.
You've had a few nice call signs.
Few you quickly forgot.
[c/s]
Thats been nice to be called recently.
Oh.
Right.
You should focus your meeting your new task force.
Right.
We should focus.
Woof.
Heh.
Its been a few days and wow these guys were something.
Did you mention they were monsters?
Not in a negative way of course.
But getting to know them while they were around base was nice.
Gaz you felt was the easier to get to know the harpy felt open, Talked about how they've never had a human on the team before.
Nice.
Threw Gaz you got to know Soap, You felt like the man was holding back the calm energy around him felt forced at times as the days past both of them seemed to get to know you better and you got to know them better as well.
As for the Captain and Lieutenant you were honestly nervous,
Price had a welcoming aura to him his voice gruff and firm you warmed up to him soon enoug.
Ghost?
You tried.
And shuffled away every time he looked at you.
He noticed.
He noticed?.
You eventually did warm up to Ghost!
You realized he wasn't glaring at you for once and tried to talk to him it was..awkward to many silences but it was a conversation.
So you and him were okay.
Were you okay now weeks later slowly making your place into the team?
No.
You were itching beyond belief this wasn't a good sign—
Actually you didn't even know what kind of sign this was.
You had all just gotten back from a particular rough mission a few more injuries than you all would like you got a few stitches in your arm and every since you could just feel them moving.
Being shifted around stubbornly as if they were a dam in a river.
You couldn't do that here.
You were in the confines of your own room but what if one of them walked in?
Would they report you?
Get you kicked for the military?
Maybe if you could just shift slightly enough to easy the unease under your skin.
The sound of cracking bone was sure to grab attention.
But surely you could just pass it off as stretching?
You could not pass it off as stretching and you were currently hiding in the rafters near sobbing.
Gaz had came in to check on you and caught you half shifted you panicked and lunged at him or the door you couldn't remember you were pretty sure one of your bones were jutting out of your skin as it readjusted into place.
You didn't hurt him.
You were just hoping you could calm yourself enough to shift into something smaller and run away shift into a new person new age try again at childhood maybe?
Maybe you panicking too much?
There also monsters they'd understand?
You didn't mean to lie about what you were.
You just.
The fear of the unknown paralyzed you to afraid of what'll happen what people will think.
You know you could be a threat.
Someone able to take face and shape of anyone?
You could understand if you were saw that way.
But you didn't want to be seen that way.
Every since your mother stared you down in fear not admiration not even shock.
Fear.
You knew you could never let someone look at you that way again.
Not someone you cared about.
Maybe if you hid away long enough they'd forget.
Memories fade.
Faces fade from recognition.
But that's all what you wished what have happened.
Now you were in a awkward stare off with Gaz not to subtly watched your arm pop and snap back into place along with your head.
"I see I should have knocked.."
"Yeah you should have."
A voice of not your own replied.
You hated when your body was out of sync.
You were using the wrong voice again, rearranging your own brain and vocal cords was odd.
Odder when one of your new teammates watched.
"Are- Are you okay?-"
"No" Ghost's voice replied.
"Oh..I-..Er..Do you..need a medic I.."
"No" Your own voice replied finally.
"Can you please leave..My ribs are still not in place and I doubt you'd want to see how that works."
He left.
Probably to tell Price rather then not wanting to see you basically play with your own rib cage like tuning a piano.
a/n; idk where this was going i did not plan this out i just wrote it on a whim
#cod#reader#task force 141#cod 141#simon ghost riley#captain john price#john price#soap cod#john soap mactavish#cod ghost#gaz garrick#gaz cod#monster 141#gn reader
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After wearing that dress, i imagine being roughly pinned down by Mommy. She aggressively gropes me over my dress and pushes the skirt up, greedily squeezing and palming anything she can, her hands sliding higher to maul my tits and pitch my nipples Using her strength and superior height against me when i try to get away.
She starts grinding her hips into my arse and i feel that she has the strap hidden underneath, i start to squirm away again and she puts more of her weight on me, grabbing my arms and tying them behind me. Leaning down to my ear and softly saying, " You are all mine now, pet "
She pulls my hips up, and my face is pressed against the ground. She sees the wet patch on my underwear and rubs over it, massaging the clit alittle "oh, i thought you didnt want this,love? You are soaked for me, so ready!" Bending over me, body flush to mine," she whispers darkly." Unfortunately for you, that's not the hole i plan on using tonight " leaning back up and slapping my arse "no, i have been wanting to take you there for so long, you have had plugs but mommy has been desperate to use her cock on you there. And with you dressed so cute and vulnerable, i couldn't wait any longer "
Whith her foot on my back to keep me still, she pulls my underwear off and releases the strap from her clothes,rubbing it against me "god,you are going to look so cute, i bet you are going to make the prettiest noises when i fuck you here " after hearing a bottle open and feeling something cold drip onto me, i feel her place the tip at my enterance "see i came prepared, dont want to hurt you, little dove, just want to claim and fuck every hole you have, you are mine afterall......deep breath" as she slowly pushes in, the fullness and pressure increasing, the moans coming from my mommy as she pants " oh god, so tight, i dont think i can get enough of you, sweet girl, mommy is gonna have to do this more often " i know my fate is sealed.
( this is sapphic sex )
#god i need a girlfriend to do this to me😫#me and who#i need to stop being so feral but i cant#cnc free use#lesbian#mommy k!nk#sapphic nsft#please please please#bd/sm kink#bd/sm mommy#md/lg babygirl#bd/sm blog#sapphic ns/fw
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Hey! I really love your writings!
Can I request a Wednesday X reader where r has telepathy powers and Wednesday develops feeling for r and r reads her mind and asks her "do u wanna tell me something" butttt heres a little plot twist that Wednesday doesn't know what powers r has and weems didnt disclose it too.
U can make it angst or fluff or anything lol would love to read this idea.
A/N: feel like this is ass but I tried my best 😅😭
Your POV
Your head began to pound as the onslaught of voices filled your head. You desperately rubbed your temples hoping to ease some of the tension.
The amount of thoughts flooding your mind always a nuisance but even more so when you'd hear just how vapid and shallow most of them were.
Most of the guys just thinking about getting into the girls pants and most of the girls either caring far too much about looks or popularity. There were some minds you did take comfort in.
Eugene, for example, was currently worrying over hive 309. He feared that he'd miss the right moment to harvest their honey. He was also worried that he was showing too much favoritism and making the other hives jealous.
There was Enid, who while sometimes ditzy still held a great amount of optimism and purity that you couldn't quite find in anyone else.
Which was the complete opposite of her roommate, one Miss Wednesday Addams. You remembered the first time the goth had set foot here in Nevermore. Much like everyone else you were enamored by her looks, fearful of her history and excited at the thought of her bringing a change to your school. She was very much in a class of her own. Her thoughts were very much dark but you couldn't deny the truth they held. You admired her outlook on life, her intelligence and her whit, her thoughts almost always mirrored her words. Not quite an open book but not someone who wears a mask.
Said girl sat next to you, voice low as she whispered to you. "I have more clues towards our investigation."
The feeling of her lips grazing your ear sending a chill down your spine. You nodded quietly, eyes shifting towards Xavier's as his thoughts began to shift from admiration to jealousy. It was no secret he harbored feelings for Wednesday even the girl herself knew of them but she wasn't focused on relationships, she was focused on saving the school from a monster.
Perhaps she chose you because you didn't dismiss her when she'd said she had seen Rowan mauled by a monster. Or because you never seemed to push her past her own comfort zone. You had pledged your allegiance to her one night in the woods. She had saved you from dying so you felt you owed her. She had patched up some small wounds and even taught you some self defense.
"I refuse to have an incompetent partner."
She, as well as most of the school knew nothing of your powers and the fact that she saw you as an asset without it made you feel...special. She trusted you as her partner and you would
do anything to keep it that way. You were both currently in the coroners office looking for more evidence as you caught Wednesday staring at you.
"Is something wrong?" The goth blinked once before turning back to the task at hand. Your eyebrow furrowed as you focused on the girls mind.
....you're being ridiculous.
You shook your head before getting the body prepped, your eyes catching something the police failed to report.
"Wednesday look he's missing his left foot." The shorter girl stepped closer her shoulder brushing you as she did so. Her eyebrows raising slightly as Thing began tapping, catching both of your attention.
Wednesday shoved you on a gurney before climbing on top of you Thing closing you both in as he clambered his way into an empty skeleton.
The smaller girl pressed to you in the tight space made you nervous, your breathing growing heavy as you heard voices from the outside. She looked to you making a show to breathe quietly through her nose. You tried to do the same but your chest was heaving, "relax" she mouthed. You nodded trying to listen, her thoughts were imitating her words but the sudden addition of more people coming into the room increased your panic.Wednesday gritted her teeth before pulling you closer her dark eyes boring into yours.
You felt your breathing grow calmer the longer you stared. You tried to focus on the details of her face as her eyes never left yours.
She has freckles and long eyelashes.
Your eyes flicked down to her lips before they go back to her eyes. You leaned a bit closer making her eyes widen but she remained still.
A knock echoing through the crawl space as Thing opened the door indicating the three of you should leave while still undetected.
You both remained quiet as you went back to the school and to your dorms. A quick goodnight falling from your lips as you couldn't meet the smaller girls eyes.
For a few days following, Wednesday had avoided you, not like the plague as she'd probably enjoyed it but more so like rainbows or puppies.
You were currently eating in the library alone as you sensed a dark presence enter. You tried to slide further down your seat to seem smaller as you'd noticed the raven looking for something in particular.
I wonder if Y/N- Enough.
You watched her seethe and grit her teeth as she continued to scan the isles.
You need to get yourself in order. You don't need y/n they're just a distraction.
She'd repeat the mantra before she'd be distracted by something that would make her think of you. You found yourself pushing yourself away from her mind and running to your dorm.
Thing had tapped Wednesdays shoulder pointing in your direction. He had signed something that made the girl glare at him.
"I do not like Y/n." She spoke through gritted teeth. "And I don't need help."
The appendage fell back exasperated as Wednesday tried to keep herself focused. Once your face popped back into her mind she'd grow frustrated.
A sharp realization hitting her like a bolt of lightning.
The goth threw down her book and stormed her way to your dorm.
A thud had interrupted what you were doing hands shaking as you'd realize Wednesday Addams had stormed into your room.
"What are you?" The harsh tone and fury clear in the ravens eyes as you stared back confused.
"I never asked your power, yet somehow you always conveniently know when I require your assistance," she began as you felt yourself grow more nervous. "You always know when I need a tool, book, or item without my asking and-"
For some godforsaken reason you fester my thoughts.
"You seem to know how others are feeling without-" your hand shot out a single black dahlia. Wednesday felt herself stop short as she stared.
"Your favorite." You spoke softly as you stood up moving closer to her. "Wednesday I -"
You had to pause and clear your throat as you were unable to decipher the emotions swirling in her black irises.
"I like you. A lot. Your extremely intelligent, and while some may see it as arrogance I admire your confidence and bravery. You don't treat me as an outsider and make me feel important."
You took a deep breath as the girl still had yet to move, her thoughts around you for once completely silent.
"I catch myself thinking about you all the time and when you're not around it feels wrong. I know you're not big on romance but I-"
The smaller girl cut you off hand lifting as she placed a palm on your cheek. You felt your shoulders sag in relief that she didn't slap you.
"Emotions are for the weak but if I were to pick a spouse you wouldn't be the worst choice."
You felt a grin make its way to your face as her thumb began stroking your skin. You gulped as it hit you.
"Uh Wednesday I-" The shorter girl looked at you, the usual cold glare a soft gaze as she waited to hear what you had to say.
"I have telepathy." Her hand dropped from your face as her eyes widened.
For the first time in her life Wednesdays cheeks grew warm and her usual pale complexion had a tint of pink to it.
Shit.
Taglist: @alexkolax
#wednesday#wednsday addams#wednesday 2022#wednesday netflix#wednesday imagine#wednesday x reader#wednesday addams x reader#jenna ortega#jenna ortega x reader
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I need more omega!geralt and alpha!jaskier. In general, but also with pup Ciri. Like: geralt's always been mistaken for an alpha because of how he looks and acts on the surface and how he's been trained all his life to be a big strong witcher and he's never really seen himself as being any type of omega until he meets his child surprise and it awakes something fiercely protective in him and he just wants to give her everything, make sure she's well fed, comfortable, happy and safe. And he doesnt realize anything has drastically changed in himself until he finds himself growling and snapping at teen boys when they get too close and when he asks for ciri to nest with him when winter rolls around in Kaer Morhen while in early preheat. He gets embarrassed until ciri drags her furs in front of the fireplace with him and he tucks her into it like hes swaddling a babe and he realizes she's his pup.
And, Jaskier's always wanted geralt. Couldn't have cared less in the beginning what geralt's designation was. Only that he wanted to help geralt and give him things and show him all the ways life could be better on the Path. Being an alpha didnt matter much next to a big strong witcher but he'd satisfy all those pesky instincts by taking care of geralt in little ways like with nice hot baths, tending to geralt's wounds after the monster of the week had taken a chunk out of him, negotiating his pay with dubious townsfolk but seeing geralt with ciri is his own personal hell. If he'd thought he could be content with being geralt's friend, seeing him with a pup he takes such good care of is awakening instincts he have preferred to vanquish with a sword.
Suddenly he wants to claim geralt for himself- mate him, bite him, pup him-
Bonus points for yennefer being the cool aunt for ciri all while taunting and teasing jaskier until he breaks and whisking ciri away kindly when jaskier loses his mind and proceeds to maul geralt just before geralt's heat.
:)
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heres some oc stuff. Their names are Tomas (the tiger, 13) and Byre (the gnome, 70)
Byre ran away from an abusive and extremely religious household
he hates adults.the adults in his town knew full well how horrible his situation was and did nothing about it, so he distrusts all adults (specifically gnome adults)
Tomas was abandoned by his parents from birth, then was turned into a beastman like right after
he grew up in an arena, and eventually started fighting there so he could be more useful instead of just mooching off of the workers
then Byre showed up,he had been traveling around for a while, looking for somewhere to settle down. He didnt bring anything with him when he ran away so he was low on supplies
he went into the dungeon from time to time and jumped through many parties, but was usually kicked out since he wasnt a very experienced healer (or magic user at all..)
he had heard of beastmen and how they were created from some type of dark magic, so he wondered if that would be easier to learn
so he went to an arena and watched them fir a while
then he saw tomas and realized “hey! Thats an entire child! In the ring! What the hell!” So he snuck in backstage to try and help him since he got beat up pretty bad
then something something they become besties Tomas gets a new father figure but then! The older beastmen in the arena think that Byre is being unfair for only healing Tomas for free and making everyone else pay up
so they maul Byre to death one night 🎉 Tomas finds the body the next morning and runs away into the dungeon to become stronger or soemthing the end
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Another interesting thing about Vader´s and Palpatine´s relationship is that unlike Count Dooku and Palpatine, were both truly were in it for the power and both made plans to destroy the other early on, there is almost a kind of camaraderie between the emperor and vader you don´t see with Dooku or Maul. The Emperor trusts Vader to have his back because he knows Vader´s loyalty even now is without question, that was always part of his character. Vader is above all loyal to the people he loves and the ideals he holds in great esteem and he loves the Emperor and is loyal to the Empire.
The Emperor does seem to enjoy having Vader around to talk to even if it´s one of his manipulation plots, at this point in his life he is the only one who still sees him as a person, not an authority figure or as a monster and Vader has grown too weary and tired to see where his master is faking it and where he is being honest so he doesn´t try to interpret it one way or the other but still feels a strong protective steak towards the Palpatine, despite the fact Vader was also getting ready to defeat the him with Luke´s help if that was what it took to keep Luke safe.
But then in ROTJ Vader seems almost ready to give up his post(life really) if that serves to keep Luke alive, because without Luke´s help, he no longer was strong enough to defeat the Emperor but also this protective steak for Palpatine is still there, he just feels the same for Luke now and that´s such a big conflict to him.
The Empire as an institution is such an important part of Vader´s plans and pov that connect with his wish to "bring order to the galaxy" which also connects with the " the biggest problem in the galaxy is that no one helps each other" that he was no going to betray the Empire just because Luke asked.
Vader believes the Empire can be fixed and the Emperor removed because he is no longer looking for the best interest of the Empire but he wasn´t going to betray it until it came to a choice between Luke´s life and the Emperor´s life, he made his choice knowing it would not fix what was but it would give a new beggining for something else to be born from there.
On this I believe Vader didnt thought much of the Jedi Order anymore, I believe he respected them as rivals, in fact he often gets angry on their behalf in novels and comics if he sees someone who is not a Jedi collecting or holding lightsabers, he kept his respect for them as an institution and as individuals, this is why I don´t prescribe to the idea in the fandom that he hated them, he didn´t he was dissapointed because he believed they lost their way, he has regrets for his part in their destruction but he regrets the younglings over everybody else, more than anything else.
So when we meet Vader in the OT he just has so many other things to worry about that they just escape his thoughts, they only matter to him in relation to Luke because Luke is important on his own, Luke is his Son and he loves him. He started letting go of the darkside the moment he found about the child he thought he killed with his mother, a child who was still alive, there was nothing he could do to change that darkside or not.
PD: If Vader lived post ROTJ it would have been interesting to see him in conflict with Luke, Leia and Han over what to do with the Empire, honestly a conflict of epic proportions because unlike them Vader could tell them all the issues the republic had as an institution that he hoped to correct with the Empire even if he agreed with them on the Empire´s(and his own) excesses.
A reedemed Vader would not join the rebellion automatically for the mere fact that the rebellion wanted to bring back the republic as it was and Vader knows very well the issues that began the fall of the republic even before Palpatine.
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Stitchline Adaptation
oh boy, a post I didn't think I'd be making.
going into fnaf week, I was pretty strongly opposed to both frightsgames and talesgames. hell, even VIP made me confident in tales not being canon. two things, however, made me step down on all of it.
1. the scott interview. obviously he didnt confirm anything about book canonicity, but him explaining how security breach didn't tell his story correctly and he's been working to correct that paints a good argument for tales being written for clarification purposes, maybe even beyond being hints to the games lore.
2. into the pit games. goddamit. let me just say, i love this game. aesthetically its awesome, the easter eggs are great, I love the story, everything is perfect. but following this, I have a hard time believing that the stitchline stories are completely seperate from the games.
the use of minigames to display frights stories was beyond what I was expecting this game to have. when I firsr saw them, my brain jumped to a few different solutions.
- these are just easter eggs as its an anniversary game looking to showcase the whole franchise
- these are in universe games of in universe books, aligning with frightsfiction
- this is meant to support stitchline games
now each of these have their issues for me.
these minigames are pretty damn complex to simply be an easter egg. it's not something simple like a poster appearing, they are full fledged mini games. too much for me to write off as just a reference.
I would be less open to this being frightsfiction if the way of accessing them weren't so strange. if it was just getting them in the arcade, that would feel pretty direct in stating they're simply games, but thats not the case. also, there's nothing else in the franchise suggesting these books exist as just that.
finally, these games are simply different than the actual books. theyre recognizable as being their respective stories, but have different details.
so if all of these don't work, what does it mean? I'm honestly not certain in it, but this is what I've come up with.
it relies on this: the minigames are different, but have the same major beats.
in to be beautiful the story, eleanor grants a girls wish of becoming "beautiful" piece by piece using a pendant. by the end, it's revealed eleanor was slowly killing the girl to take her appearance. to be beautiful mini game has eleanor, the girl, and the pendant; along with the concept of making her beautiful piece by piece. theres a difference in the ordering, however, as eleanor only gives the girl the pendant at the end. in the game, it even looks like the necklace is what kills her.
in count the ways story, a goth kid obsessed with death is trapped inside of funtine freddy, where she is listed off the ways she can die. the story ends with freddy killing her. in the minigame, bonbon is pictured (but never mentioned in the story). still, the major characters and story are there.
finally, in fetch the story a dog animatronic falsely reads instructions of the high school boy main character, ending in fetch harming other people. in the minigame, fetch is in a fazbear location and eventually mauls a boy. this minigame is clearly the most different from it's story predecessor. hell, the main character doesn't even look like greg from the book. but there's important context that I think explains this:
scott wants the next game to be based off of fetch. ITP ends with "CU", the text fetch sends at the end of his story.
so we have 3 stories turned into minigames. all 3 are stitchline related. all 3 have the same major characters, major message, but different details and methods. the one thats most different is due to get a full length game. the game this is in is also a story based full length game that has the same characters, same plot points, but majorly different methods.
going off the scott interview, he wrote a shorter story of each book, and then the writers over doubled it in length. this leaves a whole lot of room for difference in what scott was thinking and what was written. and following security breach, he seems to be far more clear in what the games are supposed to say.
I think, after months of denying it, that the events of stitchline take place in the games. but I dont think the story version is the exact recount. over time, I think we are going to get game versions of these stories that explain how it happens for the in-game universe. the important characters and concepts are all here, but details are updated to fit more cleanly into the games timeline. some changes are small (such as clarifying bonbons presence in CTW), and others are major. the ones that will see the most major changes are likely the book-title stories, hence why the fetch minigame is such a drastic change and why it'll likely get a full game.
I think secret of the mimic will create a similar situation for the tales stories, although I'm leaning towards all of those stories being canon rather than something like mimicline.
I also feel a similar intent was behind VIP. the constant mention of the pizzaplex entering a stage of renovation cant help but make me think it's meant to explain why the main pizzaplex in tales is structurally different than that of security breach.
to summarize my rant, my running take from here (until SOTM comes out and inevitably changes the lore again) is the concept that the stitchline stories are overall canon, but are in the process of being adapted into the games to accurately fit in. I believe fnaf is in a stage of clarification over what was previously believed or outright implied to fit the modern story.
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#stitchline games#stitchline adaptation#into the pit#fazbear frights#fnaf theory#tales from the pizzaplex
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Kali...i feel like ...crazy. cause I just found some shit out about me.
I like Geto cause he seems crazy, but his vibe feels like it's loyal to those who earn it.
I like Sukuna cause it feels like once he has me he is not letting me go if he has ANYTHING to say about it.
And i like Nanami because if you look up Stable and Constancy in the dictionary there's Nanami's fucking Face...
I think i like them cause the versions of them in my mind? they cater to my abandonment issues and my insatiable horniness. They cure the horniness in my heart....nah but in all honesty I love me some Gojo too but for none of these other reasons . He's chaotic and beautiful and vibes like he knows how to use his dick. Like he gives " you will not walk tomorrow one way or another" and I'm oddly horny for it.
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🧠 nonny! all valid tbh!
I definitely get that about geto. For me I feel like his crazy is one you would necessarily know. Like he is good at hiding the darkside and how crazy fucking possessive he is about you. Like he'd be so casual about it too, laughing with you and your coworkers at dinner while slyly giving the deadliest look to your new hire who hugged you a bit too long when he greeted you. But yes, fiercely loyal once you prove yourself worthy of his trust.
Sukuna for sure, he is outwardly crazy and he will literally be all over you once hes formed an attachment. You didnt ask for a personal guard dog ready to maul off someone's face at a drop of a hat but here you are.
Nanamiiiii my wonderful stable husband! He's going to spoil you rotten and you will never have to quest ever for a second if he loves you. Urgh <333 they dont make men like him no mo istg 😩😩
yessss abandonment issues and insatiable horninesss. im riiiight there with youuu. lol but thats why my bias is Toji or Choso cause i feel like they are also broken babies and we can fix each other fcnasfnaejhfbhjfbf.
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I have a few,, that are on my mind, so im just gonna put them here
I wish the Erins actually went in depth about why Frecklewish's status in StarClan was changed. that would have been SO COOL to see if maybe she was framed, or maybe Mapleshade trapped her there, or maybe she was just annoying in StarClan and knowing StarClan they just banished her without a second thought. none of this wishy-washy "oh well she didnt do anything when the river was flooded, its not like that would have just added another dead body into the mix ig idk", yeah she's a character that has done some things that are not morally right but she doesnt get excited when kits die ffs.
I like seeing Mapleshade, she's our only long-standing female villain and it makes me really happy to see her. except when she's with thistleclaw. I hope she mauled him to death in the dark forest when she found out about Spottedpaw.
I wish warriors had more non-conforming characters. characters that directly challenged leaders and didnt give a fuck about clan order. SkyClan is really cool to me for that because they have weird names, have an interesting new role that would be so helpful in the other clans, and they just... I love them. I also love Squirrelflight because she fights Brambleclaw about all his shitty decisions. fuck anyone who says that she was in the wrong for that, Brambleclaw needs to get his act together.
Erins stop getting young female characters together with older male ones i will eat your shoelaces.
it always confuses me when people say spottedleaf continued thistleclaws cycle of abuse because like... in the books where she was alive, she barely talked to Firestar. like... the rest of it was a retcon. a dumb retcon that made her look creepy but a retcon at that. she didnt at all show any affection towards firestar. they were like coworkers.
I wish we had more cats that were a) willingly healers and b) were EVIL healers. IMAGINE THE POTENTIAL...
I hate to admit this but for some really odd reason I do like LeafCrow. not in the "oh hes done nothing wrong!!" idea, but because I have this really specific fanon idea of Crow in my brain that's just... idk, i have no idea why i like it, idk why i like crow, mothpool is better, but its just in my brain and it wont go away.
i liked bluestars prophecy, squirrelflights hope, and yellowfangs secret. maybe its because i read them when i was a little younger and i have an attachment to the characters but minus sandstorms comment in SH that ruined my perception of her I liked reading them. Yay bluestar being a character thats mentally ill and has had a pattern of this thats really really relatable, yay squirrelflight fighting brambleclaw and choosing what's right, YAY yellowfang, just yay yellowfang.
and finally, transmasc Hollyleaf and transfem Lionblaze. i love them dearly.
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