#they didn't even try 💀💀💀 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thecottagecorebisexuals · 7 months ago

Text

There's something missing in Nicol's Character Profile

Can you guess what it is?

15 notes · View notes

seokryus · 1 month ago

Text

🫂

#zerobaseone #zb1net #zb1work #zerobaseonesource #ultkpopnetwork #useroro #useranusia #hazelbagel #ninitag #*#:)#finally done after nearly 5 hours 💀#yes i didn't even try with the coloring ignore it fklsmfks

117 notes · View notes

mamawasatesttube · 2 months ago

Text

every time i remember how bendis completely destroyed the kon & clark bond i want to start biting and maiming. literally what is the point of it all!!!! just kill kon again im begging!! it'll be funny when the second time around comparatively nobody gives a shit fdklsjdjkd

#rimi talks #like. he has no real relationship with anyone in the current superfam except for kinda kenan #ma and pa remember him but that too makes NO fucking sense like does ma remember pa dying???#DID NEW KRYPTON EVEN HAPPEN.#'''''everything is in play''''' WHY IS PA KENT ALIVE THEN #i don't even know what rebirth kara's deal is like did she even wear kon's glasses.#he didn't exist. like #god every time i think about Everything about how bendis brought him back i just get a headache #it makes noooo sense if you put any actual thought into any of it #narrative that actively punishes you for trying to engage with it lmfao #BUT ANYWAYS. it would be funny. kill him again. this time no one even joins a cult about it #like literally what is he rn. just the kind of annoying third fiddle superfam member 💀 just kill him i want him deadddd

70 notes · View notes

triglycercule · 2 days ago

Text

yall who cast reverse animal themes on my horror and dust,,, why we got BUNNY horror and PUPPY dust

ok but on a real note i was DYING drawing this. i cant believe its my first time drawing the 1 of the trio in a maid dress!!!! id like to thank underfella and calvateyla for inspiring me; i wouldn't have graduated from shit art college without you guys ❤️💜 (inspo) (SOMEONE GET THIS DOG OUT OF HERE DUST HAS A FUCKING CHAINED COLLAR???? 💀💀💀)

i didn't know what to do for the background either so i just added funny photos. HERE. yes its a coincidence the memes are both horror and dust themed i totally didn't plan that

#killer come get your animals you dumbass #this has GOT to be the cringiest shit ive ever drawn #both of the references had fell in them and im just amused at the difference in between.......#the fell horror's with is SILLY and GOOFY and just not serious at all #and then the fell dust's with is COOL ans EDGY and SUAVE and THE CONTRAST IS CRAZY #isnt it outrageous that all of the trio have been depicted with fell. fell pulls all the classics #i say as i dont even ship kustard (glances away and tucks afterfell into my pocket discreetly)#dont worry horror you wont need to sweat any longer #the next time i draw any of these guys in anything but the outfits i designed is probably 2025 #this was so fun actually tho :33 if only drawing a simple doodle didn't take 2 FUCKING HOURS #the ONLY reason you guys dont get more triglycercule art is because it takes TOO FUCKING LONG #the dust werewolf Halloween costume image actually did give me an idea 4 a rant but ill write it l8er #ive been trying to get over my weird little perfectionism thing #i avoid coloring like the plague because my smooth lineart doesnt look good with it #probably bc idk what style i want but colors are inherently messy #i should sometimes just color over the goddamn lineart SMH #anyways thats enough of this for the day. i am going to get back to doing nothing #ACTUALLY today was lowkey productive kinda. idk. i dont remember for some reason #tricule art #only reason killer isnt in this one is because i couldnt remember a time he wore something weird n animal themed #if there was a moment where he wore a fucking furrysuit or something he'd be smack dab in the middle :3 #should i even tag this lmao 💀💀💀💀#horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au

37 notes · View notes

redpandavvstuffs · 9 months ago

Text

"We need more clomplex female characters!!!"

Yall mfs couldn't even handle her 💀

#pink diamond #pink diamond steven universe #complex characters #Mfs who hates pink diamond and not the other diamonds are basically stupid as hell #Steven universe #She may have hurted people but doesn't change the fact that she was trying to fix her mistakes #“She left spinal!” It would've been risky. Pink couldn’t have brought spinel. She would’ve died in the war because of her happy go lucky na #“She traumatized many people!!” STFU ur acting as if she wasn't traumatized and abused as well 💀#She's not 100% evil and not 100% good yall #“She left her all her problems to steven!” Well how the actual fuck was she supposed know when she don't have future vision?#Like bro even Garnet didn't knew 💀💀#The way this fandom treats pink diamond...#Forever a pink diamond defender #Gtfo if ur a pink diamond hater this is NOT for you 💀#She was like a child in a toxic home #We saw her development backwards #PD is the perfect example of no matter what you change #in some way #your past will always haunt you. she never wanted all of that for Steven 😕#Anyway if it wasn't for her and stopping the colonization steven universe would've never existed #cotton candy

98 notes · View notes

aithusarosekiller · 10 months ago

Text

'The album title is trashy/cringe' have you considered that you're just allergic to fun?

#we don't even have the context of the title yet and you're whinging #shush #the tortured poets department #ts11 #'she thinks she's Keats 💀'#sorry Shannon I didn't realise you were the reincarnation of Shakespeare himself #you must be so talented to be able to critique such a successful artist for an *album title*#which must be why you're stuck at your shitty job at mcdonald's trying to destroy a good thing for people #if ANYONE else had an album called that they wouldn't care

80 notes · View notes

s4pphic-sh3nan1gans · 1 month ago

Text

the funniest thing about coming home after a Käärijä gig for me is having to explain some things about it to my mum... like what a mosh pit is-

#I must admit I was pretty stunned she didn't know what a mosh pit is ajshsjshs I was like “........are you serious-”#also she cannot pronounce käärijä even remotely correct no matter how many times I tell her 💀#I don't think she really listens to me though cos she's just like “ah yes my weird child being weird again with their weird obsessions”#oh well. it's still pretty entertaining for me to at least try and then watch her totally blank and confused expression 😭#käärijä #jere pöyhönen

20 notes · View notes

venussaidso · 6 months ago

Text

I love a good scamming/gold digger love story where the manipulative fraud has her target eventually stumbling & falling, all wrapped around her finger, as she's solely concentrated on her goal which turns to shit when she's the one to catch feelings next. Throw in some family dynamic superhero shit along with that too? I'm fucking in. I'm kinda obsessed with this pairing actually, and I haven't been sucked into a kdrama pair for a while so I'm curious to see how this develops. I think I wish Do Dahae had a much more ruthless/witty side like her fake Mom (ofc I like my FLs morally-grey but leaning just a lil more towards evil ehehe) so the romance and her relationship with that kid would be more of a slowburn. She's a bit too plain for my taste for now but I'll accept it because this is my favourite trope & the acting is not shit, so I'm willing to overlook that for more Dohae x Gwiju scenes and the story unfolding.

#the atypical family #bok gwiju #do dahae #just found out that she's hated?#yeah I keep seeing moral police type of posts and honestly... yall are boring asf #probs got shit taste in films outside of kdramas 💀 cuz the lack of media literacy is embarrassing lmao #pure misogyny too #anyways if anyone's evil... it's Ina's dad tbh #an alcoholic neglectful father who didn't even try with his daughter after her mom's death #that baby girl is LONELY #I hate men #and i support women's wrongs; they're just never as bad as men's. did dahae hurt anyone yet? No.#Do Dahae is practically an angel compared to how I wished her character was like

24 notes · View notes

themintman · 4 months ago

Text

dude ever since hearing about the whole Jack miniseries thing I've had little ideas for their quests bouncing around in my brain. And like. I don't plan to go into detail with many of them but this one I just HAVE to it's so silly 😭

So basically it starts like a generic pillager outpost rhing. They go to the outpost, defeat the pillagers, free everyone, just standard stuff. But as they're leaving they notice that when the remaining pillagers fled they left behind a ravager calf. So everyone is like "damn that's sad nothing we can do tho"

Except for nurm. Who smuggles the calf back into town.

So now Nurm has this very illegal, villager killing baby monster called Princess or something just.. chilling in his house. The only people who know about her are Sammy, Jack and Vos. And over the next few months they have to look after this huge puppy of a creature, all while pretending theat they don't have a ravager because aha that's ridiculous who would bring a ravager into town, right guys??

They take her on several quests, each time the plan to sneak her in and out of town gets more and more elaborate as she gets bigger (like. From the size of a smallish dog to an ELEPHANT. These things are big). Every so often someone catches a glimpse of her and rumors spread through town. Someone will tell the gang about how they saw this "mighty beast with horns that scrape the sky" and they're just like SHIT, PRINCESS GOT OUT AGAIN

Eventually they have to give her away though cause, yknow, it's illegal to have a ravager, especially without a license.

13 notes · View notes

cranberrymoons · 5 months ago

Text

.

#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but #today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh #I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so #anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik #“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was #just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao #I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because #AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him #he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where #I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote #like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow #(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway #but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay #one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half #I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE #I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP

14 notes · View notes

florida3exclamationpoints · 3 months ago

Text

My mom is always like we don't treat you like a middle child do we 🥺 and then treats me like a middle child

#i mean. no I don't have horrible middle child syndrome #but its there 💀#my parents planned this vacation without asking me anything #and also lowkey thought i might not even go ??? bro its the beach........#and then literally last week my mom was like you can see if there's any restaurants you want to go to #but when i was looking i saw that there's an aquarium!!!!!!#idk man. aquariums are my favorite thing ever. you would think my parents might see that when planning this trip #and be like oh hey elisabeth would like that #but they didn't 🫶#the main activities that they planned were. a fort. and a battleship. yayyyy 😐#sorry bestie i dont care about that! but my dad does so cool he should go do that!#but i asked if we could go to the aquarium #and my mom is trying to figure out how to fit it in #and she's like. well we could go to the aquarium instead of spending all of one day at the beach #or. i could go to the aquarium by myself while they walk around the city.#and im like. can some of us go to the aquarium while my dad and granddad go to the fort or battleship #???#and they're like. hmmmm idkkkk..... that doesn't sound right............ we wouldn't want people to miss that......#ok but i can miss the beach or the city. aka the things im actually interested in. ok cool #great. for sure dude #we talked about it for a minute and i said id rather miss the battleship and fort than the beach or city #and my mom was like . ok we'll figure it out. we'll either go tomorrow or Sunday. idk. we'll figure it out later #like this is an impossible equation 💀 ok ig. whatever 😭

8 notes · View notes

littlelemontarte · 5 months ago

Text

just saw england fans try currywurst for the first time ever and they did not enjoy it. what are we even doing here

#euro 2024 #endlessly fascinated that someone over there was like. you know what's a staple of german cuisine. currywurst #and then made the fans try it. and they didn't enjoy it 💀#currywurst isn't even the most controversial food stuff in german

8 notes · View notes

francy-sketches · 6 months ago

Text

I'm gonna have to work on my final project non stop for like a month straight bc I procrastinated on it too much fuck my stupid baka life

#.txt #also I have to do a movie pitch for it bitch it's an amv with intentionally one dimensional characters 😭 tf do I even say about it #at least the characters are like. knockoff jaime and tommen so its almost like im drawing asoiaf fanart #unfortunately I've come to hate them. the knockoffs I mean #I wanna change the designs a bit so they dont resemble my blorbos as much. i think im gonna give the kid darker hair #ok well discount jaime just looks like him with 2 hands and a blue cape 💀and I cant change him atp #my worst mistake was giving him like. a solid metal skirt armor thing bc its a pain in the ass to animate #at the start of the year I had the most work done out of everyone how did this happen #its bc they started nitpicking the story and I kinda lost motivation to work on it lke this shit is stupid. and cringe #by they I mean the extra screenwriting teachers we had a couple lessons with which like. this is an animation course not a writing course #I'd get it if it was like. a full time school but we have 2 3 hour classes a week we dont have time for this shit man #ig my mistake was that my idea didn't start from the story it started from the song I wanted to make a cool music video for it #its not that the story is nonsensical or anything its just a very basic fairytale esque thing nothing groundbreaking #'but you're not SAYING anything with this' I'm not trying to omg just let me make my little amv :(#does everything need a plot twist or to subvert expectations is it not enough that it looks cool #there's a couple people who are worse off than me in terms of how much they've done but also theres a couple that are nearly done #looking at them like god I wish that were me.....#and also I think I accidentally overwrote a shot I worked on for 3 hours. killing myself #maybe I can restore a previous version but its on the school computer and the school is closed for a week so im not gonna know until then

15 notes · View notes

autogeneity · 10 months ago

Text

me: it's annoying going up and down the mountain to get to a run; what if I just run the road that wraps around the mountain — that seems like a nice road, should be relatively flat, right?

this fucking road:

#I mean I didn't think the mountain would be like conical but I didn't expect this fucking. multiclimb route. lmao #should probably have checked beforehand!#this was rather an adventure after having twisted my ankle just this morning (unrelated)#a mild twist but I had a bad one on the same ankle a few weeks ago 💀#it's fine though I think #a bit stiff but only actually hurts towards the extremes of range of motion #it *is* a nice road otherwise though #quiet and scenic #m #the first sharp corner is because it was still going to go EVEN fucking HIGHER and I was like mmmm no let's try the other direction lol

8 notes · View notes

ihatedean · 20 days ago

Text

english is the only thing im good at. it's the only thing that ever made me feel proud. i knew for so long that it was my purpose. i can't do nothing but translate and i will never make a living with the only thing i ever felt passion for. i'm stuck like this because i can't even find the will to finish high school and i hate myself so much for it. no amount of volunteering or anglophone friends will fill me if i can't have a job to prove how fucking good i am.

#saw a girl that I can't even describe what kind of relationship we had working at this place and i just started crying akl the way back home #trying to explain to my boyfriend what the fuck happened to me #she's puerto rican she was raised speaking english she knows but i knew more and it's such an asshole thing to say but i was so proud #that i was better than her. i learned bt myself and i knew so much more.#and im so envious that she gets to work teaching english and i don't. and it's literally because i was just too stupid to finish high school #lmao #i was doing so fucking good in university. i really really was. and then covid 💀#im sad now #we still dont have a fridge so i had to do the walk of shame to my mom's to take our stuff there #oh poor thing u cant afford a new one no i cant👍no we didn't even have that much stuff to begin with👍no i still dont have a serious job👍#nope they don't pay me it's volunteer👍

2 notes · View notes

waitingforminjae · 1 month ago

Note

like i have no words. like. he did do that.

HE DID DO THAT.

#yulhee deserves to use that clip in custody court #the asks and the answers #it's the way hongki didn't even try to act like ha ha just joking 🤪#and the way he's the only one laughing 💀#like that was already an insane thing to say in theory but NOW.

3 notes · View notes