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"worlds finest" ok but when are they gonna let diana and clark hang out though
#yeah ik they just had a buddy issue in tk's ww and also they do hang out so this post makes no sense. but like 1. they just talked abt bruce#the whole time in ww no 7 so that like barely counts#also like they should get a buddy series together. this feels wrong but i think the only one theyve ever had was the weird nu52 one where#they dated or whatever 🤢#anyways think they should get to bro it out a bit. let them save cats out of trees and stop wars and talk about the pressures of being#a role model for billions of people and leaders for their community. let them talk about identity and loneliness and isolation from#community. diana with the job of representing her culture to the world vs clark as an isolated member of a diaspora growing up without that#a series showing them as powerful and good and kind and yet also devastatingly human#like she freaking calls him kal!!!! lets TALK about that!!!! and not in the weird injusticey vibes way where when they hang out they both#get turned into these like aloof inhuman unlikeable versions of themselves
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i watched the fifth element (kinda doing a movie marathon bc it feels better to lay in bed and watch movies from there than sit at my computer and im too tired to play games anyway) and it struck me partway through that bruce willis looked old af especially compared to milla jovovich, and so i looked up their ages when the movie came out and she was 20 and he was literally 42??? and then i was cursed with the knowledge that she was also married to the director for 2 years when the movie came out, and he was like 38 or something??? wtf
#im 31 and would never consider dating a fucking 20yo what is wrong with these people#i mean it's not necessarily bruce willis' fault as we all know about this phenomenon in movies where the hero is a grizzled old man and for#some reason his love interest is like 12 with no body hair and smooth white skin or whatever#but the fact that the director put that shit in his movie and then also did that to her in real life is sooooo#they were only married for 2 years but 🤢#tirah talks
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im soooooooo not glad that my abuser continues to be very public on social media signing up with their full ass name on each one, and claiming they can just forget what happened bc of the dr-g addiction and they can move on with their unlucky life ~ by getting involved with social justice and outreach work instead . sure. that won't blow up or anything . again .
#this dumbass bxtch#keeps dating people who happen to have kids 🤢#or mooches off of people then ghosts them#but sure ur very woke fight the good fight or whatever
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getting to the age where im seeing lawyers, and doctors in my dating apps
#my.txt#excuse me how are u the owner at a law firm? when im a child? when im a baby? oh wait im 25 🤢#i only put lawyers/doctors because i know schooling takes a long time#also i like to date old men/women so that does come into play but whatever#''old''
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being a wag is hard | oscar piastri
pairing: oscar piastri x rock star!reader
summary: oscar spends a week as the most hated ���wag.’ he thinks he can handle it. he can’t.
notes: beware!!! oscar hate ahead 😞 pls send in request!!
ynupdates: y/n was seen at the monaco grand prix today! she was said to be in the mclaren garage, hanging out with the two drivers, lando norris and oscar piastri.
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user1: NO Y/N STAY AWAY FROM THOSE MUSTY MEN
user2: oh y/n no…
user3: those m-men 🤮🤮 better not lay a HAND on queen y/n
user4: why did i just see a photo of y/n and that oscar kid making out on my timeline…
user5: WHAT
user6: YOURE FUCKING KIDIDNG ME
user7: pls tell me your lying before i actually hurl up my lunch
user8: NOOOO
user9: i just fell to my knees in h-mart
user10: maybe she��s just there to watch the race?? 😰😰
user11: literally praying that’s all it is 😞
ynupdates: i am heartbroken to say that it seems like y/n is going out with f1 driver oscar piastri. these were sent in last night.
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user12: NOOOOOO
user13: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
user14: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
user15: this can the real
user16: n-no no way
user17: A MAN???? HURL HURL HURL
user18: GAG
user19: no this can’t be right it can’t be
user20: i’m killing myself
user21: this can’t be true
user22: honestly i’m just happy it isn’t that twig ‘lando’
— y/n has posted new photos!
liked by, landonorris, and 723,928 others!
yourusername: monaco, i love you 🎸
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user23: UGH YOU LOOK SO GOOD
user24: GIRL YOU ARE STUNNING
user25: pls come to africa next 💙💙
user26: I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT THAT FUCKKNG CONCERT!! BUT THE TICKETS GOT SOULD OUT TO FAST 😡😡
user27: holy shit i just combusted
user28: why isn’t her b-boyfriend 🤮 in her likes OR comments??
user29: oscar what ever his last name is can’t HANDLE ALL THAT
user30: leave him for me baby 👀
user31: i can’t believe she’s dating an musty f1 man 🤢
user32: you could SO MUCH BETTER BABY 😒
— oscar piastri has posted new photos!
liked by yourusername, landonorris, and 973,928 others!
oscarpiastri: Feeling the Monégasque love this weekend 💛
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user32: you’re not good enough for her
user33: free y/n 😔
user34: who do you think you are stealing my gf like that??
yourusername: who is that sexy sexy man
user35: NO Y/N LOOK AWAY
user36: NO THIS ISNT RIGHT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AND WE GET MARRIED AND HAVE THREE KIDS
user37: leave y/n alone or i will gut you like a fish
user38: stop smiling. nothings funny.
— three days later!
liked by, oscar piastri, landonorris, maxverstappen1, and 972,724 others!
yourusername: okay, stop hating on oscar now.
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user39: okay!
user40: whatever you say queen 😁
user41: we just had to make sure he was right for you!!
user42: now that i’m taking a good look…he’s kinda cute?
user43: whatever you say 😍
landonorris: the switch up??
user44: who do you think you are
user45: get out of here
user46: oscar was just a tease, we will run you to the ground ugly ass
user47: who’s talking to you
landonorris: OMG IM SORRY???
user48: if he ever hurts her istg
user49: we will stop hating on oscar now 😵💫
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PLEASEEEEE!!! BAKUGO DATING INSTAGRAM!!! PLEASSEEEEEEE🙏🏻🙏🏻
I HEAR YOUUUUUUUUU!!! tysm for the request :DD
DATING KATSUKI BAKUGO INSTAGRAM!
details!
instagram posts w/ comments while dating Katsuki Bakugo!
a/n OBVIOUSLY these are just pictures off of pinterest, reader can be however you imagine!
ooc bakugo (i choose joy and whimsy)
main m. list / instagram m. list
fairy.y/n · 15w ⭐ close friends
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fairy.y/n me balling my eyes out cause my boyfriend cheated on me again :( (he said he'd stop after the last time I caught him.)
pinkie alright! murder party at Y/n-chan's bfs!! fairy.y/n pinkie its okay :( no need to murder him
izudeku im so sorry, Y/n. i hope you're okay and please let me know if you need anything fairy.y/n izudeku thank you, izuku :)
dynamight yeah you aint gonna hold me back from beating his ass this time. fairy.y/n dynamight katsss no. its okay, seriously dynamight fairy.y/n no idiot its not okay cuz he's cheated on your stupid ass 4 fucking times and you keep going back to him. every time you tell me not to beat the shit outta him but that bitch deserves it. fairy.y/n dynamight I know, I know but its so hard to leave him :( I don't get why he doesn't love me dynamight fairy.y/n you're such a dumbass. you need so much better than that sorry excuse of a boy. fairy.y/n dynamight idk if there is anyone better :(
fairy.y/n · 13w ⭐ close friends
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fairy.y/n bf broke up with me, but luckily kats was able to distract me from feeling too bad <3 who needs cheaters anyways?!?!
dynamight making me look soft and for what... I'll kill you bastard fairy.y/n dynamight hmm somehow I doubt that. dynamight fairy.y/n lets go rn. fairy.y/n dynamight its past your bedtime :// fairy.y/n fairy.y/n WAIT IS THAT YOU STOMPING DOWN THE HALL????? fairy.y/n fairy.y/n KATS I WAS KIDDING. PLEASE!!!
pinkie bakugo having a heart was not on my bingo list urvaity.ou pinkie i think y/n-chan is an exception to his "GRRRR I HATE EVERYONE DIE BASTARDS!" you know? pinkie uravity.ou ugh ikkk you should see them in the gc 🤢🤢🤢 fairy.y/n pinkie we're literally normal in the gc :[ pinkie fairy.y/n hmmmmm I don't think so!! i sense a lot of flirting dynamight pinkie I'll fucking kill you fairy.y/n dynamight you're literally making me popcorn rn... you're not killing anyone dynamight fairy.y/n I hope you choke on a kernel.
dynamight · 12w
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dynamight dumbass made me post this or wtv.
Tagged: fairy.y/n
fairy.y/n guys i literally WIPED the floor with him! redriot fairy.y/n didn't he punch you through a wall... fairy.y/n redriot next question, please!! :DD dynamight redriot her quirk stopped her from going through it. redriot dynamight uh yeah but the wall still cracked fairy.y/n redriot NEXT. QUESTION.
pinkie "im going to murder you!!" x "nuh uh." fairy.y/n pinkie I think these are direct quotes, actually
yourexboyfriend bro why the hell are you hanging out with her 😭😭 did the little loser need a guard dog after I broke her heart? 🥺 dynamight yourexboyfriend meet me outside rn. you're abouta need a guard dog after running your mouth like that 🫵🤣 fairy.y/n dynamight kats srsly don't worry ab it. I don't want you getting in trouble defending me dynamight fairy.y/n I wanna tho. yourexboyfriend omw to your dorm building rn, don't bother running.
fairy.y/n · 12w ⭐ close friends
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fairy.y/n his dumbass got bruised knuckles for beating up trash :(
pinkie whooo? 👀 uravity.ou pinkie i think you know...
dynamight the other guy looks way worse. fucking pos couldn't even land a hit on me. fairy.y/n dynamight well he's in the management course... I don't think they go over fighting tactics over there dynamight fairy.y/n whatever. it doesn't matter. either way, I wasn't gonna let him fw my girl like that. fairy.y/n dynamight YOUR GIRL??? pinkie dynamight YOUR GIRL????????? uravity.ou dynamight YOUR GIRL???? izudeku dynamight YOUR GIRL? jiroka dynamight YOUR GIRL??? dynamight OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DAMN EXTRAS. I GET IT. STFU. fairy.y/n dynamight come to my dorm 😁😁 dynamight fairy.y/n ...omw.
redriot so manly...
dynamight · 10w
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dynamight took her dumbass out on a date and she repays me by kicking my back.
fairy.y/n I DO NOT WANNA HEAR ITTTTT!! YOU LITERALLY TURNED AROUND AND PUSHED ME AFTERWARD 🖕🖕🖕 dynamight y/n.fairy yapyapyap fairy.y/n dynamight YOU INITIATED A FIGHT WITH ME AND A PRO HAD TO SEPARATE US. dynamight fairy.y/n I wasn't gonna actually hurt you fairy.y/n dynamight I know baby!! your love language is play fighting >:D there's defo a difference when you "fight" me and when you fight someone else dynamight fairy.y/n stfu. come cook some food with me. fairy.y/n dynamight comingggg (*cough* quality time *cough*)
pinkie they match each other's violent freak <3 fairy.y/n pinkie sometimes I'm overcome with so much joy I cant help but to punch him =^-^= dynnamight pinkie fuck off raccoon eyes.
serophane ayyyyy gg bakugo denkami serophane bakugo with the angry rizz 🙏🙏 dynamight denkami ill kill you both.
uravity.ou you better treat the loml right 😤😤 fairy.y/n uravity.ou dw ocha no man shall ever walk over me again 😤😤 (but I'm not at all worried with Kats) uravity.ou fairy.y/n AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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ooo i saw your pick me girl hcs from awhile back and loved them! can i request something similar for ashido/kirishima/kaminari but with the reader encountering a “nice guy” instead? thank you <33
NICE GUYS DO FINISH LAST
characters . . .
ASHIDO MINA, KIRISHIMA EIJIROU, KAMINARI DENKI, BAKUGOU KATSUKI, TODOROKI SHOUTO
notes . . .
a quick one because i was getting overwhelmed with writing this one request for my comeback 🧍♀️ (a lil sneak peek: it’s todobakudeku as ex husbands)
female! reader
MINA is actually offended that this guy thinks it’s going to work. like.. calling you short (even if you might not be), trying to compare hand sizes with you, the self deprecating humor— she’s actually going to throw up in her mouth… 🤢 though, she already clocked this guy’s tea iykwim… she has interacted with guys like him before, and she knew from the very beginning what he wanted— especially when he tried to replace her. the wicked witch and the audacity of this bitch…
“she’s not gonna pick you… if you’re really that nice, you’d stop being so sad… 😹”
if the advancements didn’t stop, she’d basically do whatever she could to make sure he knew that your ass was a fruitcake and not interested… even if it was laughable on her end.
“let’s go my scissor sister!!”
“girl??”
EIJIROU is an actual nice guy… he doesn’t need to say it for it to be known, so maybe that why he knew exactly what was going on the moment he heard this guy flap his lips… he was ashamed that this guy actually labelled himself as a “nice guy” because honestly it was even starting to confuse him like… what if he’s the one that’s not nice for thinking this way? he’s literally gaslighting himself at this point 😭
but because EIJIROU’s so nice, he’d actually pull the dude aside, speak to him from one man to another man, and tell him that he doesn’t need to do all of this because you’re just not interested (oh, and y’all are dating!!)
“hey man… i’m telling you this because i thought you’d want to know, but she’s not interested. might never be, so like… quit it, dude.”
but when the dude pretends the conversation never happened, that’s when he starts getting visibly angry… he’ll be more firm when it comes to telling him off, and he’ll get in between y’all. if you wanted to tell him off yourself, then he’d be right behind you with his arms crossed.
DENKI laughs because he thinks this isn’t a serious thing at all like… there’s no way somebody actually acts like this, right? this is all fiction. he quickly realizes that this is in fact NOT fiction, and this dude is dead serious— and this is when DENKI starts to panic. he alternates between laughing (because not even mineta is that ridiculous) and being gobsmacked at this behavior. it has him lowkey paranoid, because he wonders if he has ever acted like that towards anyone, even if he meant well.
similar to kiri, DENKI is the type to pull the guy aside and tell him what’s up. except, he’d do it so casually, the guy would probably think he’s joking. now, DENKI’s scared because the guy was trying to rope him in his shenanigans (even though he’d never resort to such tactics!!)
he’ll try to joke that being a “nice guy” is out of style (except he’s not really joking) and because this guy genuinely freaks him out, he’d just focus on creating distance between you and that dude.
“bro was gooning so hard 😭 that was not sigma 😹”
KATSUKI practically implodes, when he first sees it, but it’s such an expected reaction— the nice guy doesn’t even think twice about it. KATSUKI looks annoyed— pissed off, when this rando goes up to you and pats you on the head with his unwashed hand, but after the nice guy momentarily goes away, KATSUKI turns to you and tells you to ignore it. not because he thinks you can’t deal with the problem, nor that it isn’t worth dealing with appropriately, but because he doesn’t want you to worry about someone like him any longer. there are better things for both of y’all to worry about, and this will no longer be your problem.
KATSUKI doesn’t even give the dude the luxury of a warning, the next time he sees him and they’re ALONE?? he’s approaching him with such speed, it has the guy shaking in his boots. the nice guy literally regrets trying to be all nice to you for ulterior motives, and he makes it known— but KATSUKI doesn’t care anymore.
“i was just being nice! can’t a guy be nice anymore??”
“oh so you wanna die—”
“sheesh, okay! fine! i’ll stop. the bitch doesn’t deserve it anyway…”
“… say what.”
KATSUKI did in fact deal with it, and you never had to think twice about him again (excluding the times you laughed about it to him.)
“ngl i can’t believe he thought that’d work.”
“well he’s a fucking dumbass. focus on stretching.”
SHOUTO is so confused, because he can’t understand why anyone would actually act this way, and for ulterior motives too. he can’t understand lying about who you are to get something— especially if that somebody is you, and especially if someone just wants that attention. it’s one thing to have a crush on you, sure (he gets that because he literally does), but it’s another thing to make you uncomfortable in the process of trying to get with you.
SHOUTO looks puzzled— insulted even, when he sees this guy pat you on the head and call you short. not just because he literally touched you and made you uncomfortable, but also because he could’ve been wrong too 😭
SHOUTO wouldn’t try to hide the fact that he’s trying to get in between of you. he’s literally like a sturdy foundation, unable to be moved— even if the guy tried to push him aside (also… that’s certainly a choice..)
SHOUTO is blunt with it. he will try to correct him on your height— even if he doesn’t need to. nice guy probably already knows that you’re not actually that short, but SHOUTO needs to make things known.
“please get it right. she’s not short.” (he’d say, if you’re not)
“you’re quite wrong, she’s not that short.” (he’d say, if you are)
and he’d just watch the color drain off his face with secret satisfaction, and the room atmosphere would go awkward afterwards (but does he GAF, nope…)
“you didn’t have to annihilate him like that,” you’d tease SHOUTO later, and then sarcastically remark, “i thought he was a nice guy”
“they finish last. at least, according to a saying.”
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Homelander is so “please please please” coded except even if it’s him doing the wrongs he’d also be the one begging her LMAOOO (this is a fem reader request<3)
Please,please,please.
Part 2
Homelander x fem!reader
Warnings: stormfront🤢,angst,cheating?,violence,sexual mentions, Homelander is down BAD for reader lolll
Note from author: I love your mind anon hope you enjoy🫣 made reader not a supe as I feel like it’s even better he’s simping for someone he’d otherwise look down on heheh
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He is pathetic.
You’d been ignoring him which was extremely hard to do considering his sheer influence not to mention his powers. He was the world’s biggest superhero and here he was on his knees for you. Eyes glossy and red and a face as pleading as you’d ever seen.
I mean getting caught having stormfront as his new supe wifey was your last straw. You understood the arrangement and even loved it you could just be together be yourselves you saw the true him and not “the Homelander”.
But this wasn’t what you agreed to.
———
He’d been more erratic than usual, instead of dressing up like a civilian (let’s be real he throws on a vought baseball cap) and going on your usual dates he came up with a “fun idea” to just stay inside. You relented, but after days of fucking and takeouts cabin fever set in. He thought if he could keep you from vought news and your phone you wouldn’t find out. That if he touched you in the right ways you’d melt into his plan.
It was a good thing vought didn’t pay him for thinking.
“Fuck” you muttered as you turned off the plug socket of for the third time, looks like you’d have to go buy a new charger tomorrow. You feel pure muscle wrap around your waist as he hides his head in the crook of your neck.
“what’s wrong baby?” he kisses into your neck and starts caressing your waist.
“Ugh my charger it’s broken, I’ll get a new one tomorrow” you sigh.
He freezes.
Through the mirror that watches you on the wall you see cogs turning in his head, somethings up.
“You don’t need a phone, you have me” he pouts. “Plus this is good for you, all that junk rotting that pretty head”
You huff as he continues,his hands ghost across the your stomach that is taught with anticipation.
“In fact, come back to bed and I’ll clear that pretty little head of yours” he smirks cunningly.
His hand begins to play with the band of your joggers.
You snap out of the haze he’s attempting to throw you in and turn towards him.
“I don’t think it’s my head that needs clearing, tell me what’s going on”.
It’s his turn to throw a tantrum now.
“Y/N you’re being ridiculous what could possibly be wrong?! We’ve been having a lovely week away from the world!” He whines, hands waving around maniacally.
Your eyes narrow as it clicks, “what have you done?” You sigh.
You knew him too well.
He enveloped yet again eyes boring into you, hands clenched around your waist.
“Nothing baby, I just want us to keep having a lovely time in here and not out there with liars and fools who want to tear us apart” he laments.
You quirked a brow unimpressed.
“How about I go get some delicious Vought snacks for us to watch one of my movies with huh?”, he winks.
A great sigh left you and you relented, you’d appease whatever was going on.
Only issue was he made the mistake of leaving the TV remote.
So 10 minutes later and one Vought broadcast, here you were storming out of his apartment at the top of Vought tower.
Deep in self berating you bumped straight into Ashley.
“Oh Y/N lovely to see you where’s Homelander he needs to sign-“
You cut off her fake smile.
“Cut the shit Ashley, you tell that egotistical maniac that if I ever see him again I will fuck him up”
You turn to the elevator cringing, how the hell would you fuck up the worlds strongest supe?!
And how did you not realise all the promos inside the building of him and stormfront???
He flew you up.
You hit the first floor with all you might, tuning out his distant shouts.
———
I’d been days and your apartment was filled with expensive bouquets. His pathetic apology notes piled on your coffee table were marbled with your tears.
You missed him.
You missed late night conversations under the sheets. Feeling safe with him. Fucking him. Him doing anything to make you laugh.
Him.
He’d been at your door almost everyday and didn’t smash through it so bonus points for him, you’d supposed cynically.
You’d even had Billy Butcher and co turn up begging you to join and give them knowledge. The flowers came in handy as you hurled them until all was left was a trajectory of petals in the direction of your door.
———
Your phone rang with an unknown number, fuck it.
“What?” You sighed.
“Y/N it’s Ashley listen he’s coming over” she gasped down the phone.
“That’s not news he does this-“ you sighed.
She cuts you off panicked, “No he’s coming in this time Y/N, he seemed upset you need to leave”.
In all your time with him you’d never been worried about him hurting you no matter what.
You swallowed that sick seed of doubt down and waited for him.
———
The soft thwack of his landing made you leap from your sofa. You sank back down after remembering why he was here.
You longed for him to just sweep you up in his arms and hold you, kiss you, love you as he did so well. You used to love watching him land and stand tall, chest puffed out waiting for you to let him in.
He gently broke the door ignoring the lock that fell to the floor.
His hair was disheveled, eyes bloodshot and watery. He rushed to you clutching your elbows and shrinking in stature.
“Please baby, please please please” he begged.
You huffed turning your head looking anywhere but him a lump lodging in your throat.
He was breaking your heart.
Suddenly his eyes were lined with yours and he somehow halved in stature seeing your hurt.
“I had no choice!” he exclaims, hands dropping from you.
You stand and go to speak yet the words get stuck and dissolve like sour candy.
Hands gliding towards you, he cups your face eyes urging you to speak.
You can’t hold back the tears as sobs wrack your body you could still see so clearly the man you loved.
“Please honey, please let me back in, please tell me what I can do to fix this” he poured these sweet offering upon the altar of your heart and sank to his knees- the deepest of devotees.
He looked up pleadingly, patheticly.
You were his Goddess and sometimes they could be cruel mistresses.
A cold gust of a laugh lit from behind your tears as you sought to push him away.
“Kill her, kill that fucking cunt stormfront” you spat venomously. You weren’t serious but you wanted to hurt him, knowing he’d never do such a thing. To kill a supe for you a mere mortal. As much as his heart was yours, you as all humans were to him were replaceable.
Eyebrows taught mouth hanging open he takes you in, he’d never know you to be this cruel- Godlike.
You could’ve been a supe in that moment, you should’ve been. He starts to grow hard at the thought of you in a supe suit, as powerful as him.
He smiles sickly sweet, rising like a knight in shining armour and licks his lips to yours.
Drawing back he once again grips your face, hard.
Eyes boring into yours he offers a sweet prayer to you.
“Anything” he whispers like an amen.
He is gone as soon as he came.
———
Smutty part 2?🫣😉
Edit: part 2 can be read here
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Naked in Manhattan
Pairing: Emily Prentiss × Fem!Reader
EXPLICIT CONTENT, SMUT
For: requested by @bloodycoochielicker, submitting for @cmkinkbingo2024 for workplace sex
Content Warnings: Jealous Emily 🥵, fingering + cunnilingus (reader receiving), mentions of FWB and polyamory but they're all metaphorical, soft!Dom Emily my love, reader has afab anatomy, pure filth
Summary: Hotch lets you cover up with his jacket. In her defense, Emily would've if she had a jacket. Guess she'll have to find another way to warm you up.
Author's Note: Woah, another lesbian Emily Prentiss fic with a Chappell Roan song as the title? Crazy. Also disclaimer, pls don't have sex in public bathrooms the germs are 🤢🤮
Feedback is always welcome!
Requests are OPEN!
Your night had started out promising, but that clearly was not going to be the case. Girls' night was promptly interrupted by Hotch calling everyone in for a case, so you were forced to abandon your drinks and dancing for work.
As you arrived at the BAU, you began to notice that you were severely underdressed. Most people were clearly pulled from bed. JJ was in a signature mom cardigan, Garcia still had her sleep mask around her neck, and Reid's cardigan was backwards.
Your eyes couldn't help but wander to Emily, noticing her low-cut tanktop and lack of bra that you had seen several times. Quickly, you glanced over at the TV, trying not to get yourselves caught.
Hotch noticed you shivering in your tight strapless dress, undoing the ironed suit jacket that he must sleep in, and handed it over.
"I don't want you to be cold when we head to New York."
You gratefully pulled on the jacket, but that didn't mean you missed the jealousy that flashed through Emily's eyes before she schooled her expression.
"New York?"
He nodded, passing a folder to everyone.
"Manhattan. Three strangulation victims."
Hotch headed out of the room, calling 'wheels up in 30' over his shoulder. Everyone hurried to get their things, while Emily gestured for you to follow her.
The two of you made your way into the empty bathroom on the 5th floor that no one used, and she pulled you into the last stall.
"What the hell?"
She narrowed her eyes at your protests, torn between desire and anger.
"You're just letting Hotch give you his jacket?"
You rolled your eyes, turning to face her.
"It's a jacket. You're acting like I slept with him."
She grabbed your arms, turning you around so you were pressed face first against the wall.
"Is that what you want?"
You shook your head, biting back a smirk as you tried to play dumb.
"We're not exclusive, Em. I could if I wanted to."
She leaned closer, brushing your hair away from your neck to work a series of bruises into your skin.
"I don't want to share."
You raised an eyebrow, tilting your head back to give her access.
"Friends with benefits implies that you aren't the only one I have to benefit from."
She turned you back around, her breath fanning across your cheek. "Well, then that's not what I want to be."
Your smile dropped slightly. You were expecting her to be jealous and rough you up, not this.
"What are you trying to say?"
She shrugged, all the jealousy leaving her body as she started to to get doubts. "Whatever more than friends with benefits is."
You reached out to entwine your fingers, giving her a reassuring squeeze. "That's called dating."
Emily sighed, running a hand through her hair before getting to her knees in front of you. Before you could say anything, she had your dress pulled above your waist and was running a finger over the crotch of your panties.
You shivered at her touch, toes curling in anticipation of what was to come. She dragged her knuckles up and down a couple times before pushing the panties to the side. Her eyebrows raised as she took in your wetness, grinning proudly.
"All of this for me?"
You nodded dumbly, fog starting to take over your brain as you focused on her touch and the fact that she wanted to be with you. Sure, you had daydreamed about it, but you never thought she would feel the same.
She leaned forward, and before you knew it, her face was buried in your pussy. She expertly swirled her tongue around your clit a couple times before flattening it and licking in broad stripes. You moaned at the sensations, eyes fluttering shut. She glanced up, shaking her head.
"No, watch me. I want you to see exactly how much I need you."
You forced yourself to watch her as she ate you out, your legs quickly turning to jelly with each precise movement. After a couple minutes, she slowly pushed her index finger inside, curling it slightly.
Your back arched off the wall, white hot pleasure growing in your belly as she worked her magic. Her tongue and fingers were everywhere, caressing and comforting you. As she continued her ministrations, you realized that you could get used to this.
The sex was amazing, but something about the way she looked up at you with pure love in her eyes made it better.
She reached up, bringing the top of your dress down and freeing your breasts. Emily used her free hand to trace figure eights around them before hungrily squeezing. You could feel your orgasm building, the coil wound so tightly your ears were ringing.
The bathroom was echoing with your moans and cries, and before you knew it, you were coming on her tongue. She lapped it up eagerly, reveling in being the one to bring you pleasure.
Emily slowly stood up, her arm wrapped around your waist until you could properly stand on your own. She brought her finger to her mouth, sucking off your juices like they were a full course meal.
"Em, did you actually mean it?"
She nodded, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.
"I want you to wake up in my bed and stay."
You bit your lip, not wanting to come off too eager.
"Actually, that sounds really good."
She smiled and kissed you, letting you taste yourself on her tongue as you took control.
"Now, take off your pants. We have enough time for me to return the favor."
#criminal minds#criminal minds fandom#criminal minds fanfiction#writers on tumblr#reqs open#fanfic#emily prentiss#emily prentiss x reader#emily prentiss smut#wlw post
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must be love ❥ s.winchester
summary: social media/modern era au with stanford! sam winchester
pairings: established sam winchester x reader, sam winchester x fem! reader
warnings: none really, no use of 'y/n', fluff, slice of life, references to drinking, and one mention of sex
a/n: first social media au so please be nice to be loll. but this was fun to make! and who knows i might make more in the future 🤭
also happy b-day to jared padalecki our cancer king 😩🙌 (him being a cancer makes so much sense to me), and the user: dianhhboo is actually my friend to introduced me to spn and i wanted to add her in the fic 🤭
reblog and comment! i love to see your thoughts on my fics (even if this isn't technically a fic lol)
𝘴𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵
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samwinchester study date for the LSATS with my love (we consumed so much coffee but she still fell asleep)
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#daisy writes#I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT#also happy birthday to jared padalecki#sam winchester#sammy my boy#stanford era sam#jared padalecki#sam winchester x reader#sam winchester x you#sam winchester x female reader#sam winchester x fem reader#sam winchester fluff#social media au#sam winchester social media au#sam winchester fanfiction#supernatural#spn#supernatural x reader#spn x reader#supernatural fanfiction#spn fanfiction#supernatural social media au#spn social media au#jared padalecki x reader
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ASTROLOGY FUCKING NOTES6❤️🍓🍒
PLUTO CONJUNCT/TRINE/QUINTILE MOON are the ones who’s always two steps ahead of everyone else. They're cunning, daring, & knowing - as in they see right through ya! They always pull through when it comes 2 seeing/knowing people's true intensions! - People may not always believe em fully at first, but they gon learn. Intuitive af really. They analyse&feel everything. EVERYTHING. ASC AT 3, 15, 27° = GEMINI DEGREE Are the ones always talking with/2 themselves fr, I love it😭😂😩😍. They're usually very open, non judgemental, talkative, & have no problems with sharing what's on their mind. They need something to be interesting 2 them, when talking to another person tho, cuz if not = they'll start to have a full blown conversation with themselves inside their head, bc they're bored😂. I've seen many unhealthy mama's boys with Juno conjunct/square their Moon - undying loyalty 2 their mother.
VENUS SQUARE/OPPOSITE/QUINCUNX SATURN can def show a person finding love/dating icky sometimes🥴🤢. They don't get the hype at all, until they're the ones experiencing something mindblowing. And if/when they stop dating (again?) = back 2 finding love icky again😂😂.
WEBB ASTEROID - 3041 CONJUNCT/SQUARE PREVERT ASTEROID - 18624 = issues with being a big pervert online - they can't help themselves. SUN SQUARE/QUINCUNX ASC can also show up as a person having no "true" role model in life, when it comes to men. Their dad can be a deadbeat/or they just don't talk a lot. And if/when they do talk = their dad could be trying 2 undermine/bully them a lot. "Father not fathering", "shattered image of what a father is", "daddy issues", being, or feeling fatherless.
URANUS SQUARE/OPPOSITE/QUINCUNX MOON people are the ones that can become emotionally detached all of a sudden - they don't even know why themselves a lot of the times. They can feel on and off emotionally, & think that nobody will ever be able to fully understand them emotionally. They're eccentric - They always get new ideas - disappearing for a while, and then coming back. They sometimes get themselves caught up into something exciting, and can completely forget 2 get back 2 who they planned 2 get back2, or forget to do what they planned 2 do.
MOON SQUARE/OPPOSITE MARS people are def the ones who loves trying people at times, even if it's just for the fun of it. They really give no fucks, it all depends on their mood fr. Queens/kings of passive aggressiveness, & usually issues with controlling their anger2. They always give the exact same energy back that they receive, just twice as hard. They won't bow down ever, no matter what. Pride is usually a big thing here. Can go from 0 to 100 real quick - quick reflexes also shows up a lot here.
VENUS CONJUNCT/SQUARE/QUINCUNX MENTOR ASTEROID - 3451 IN SYNASTRY = Asteroid person is the one teaching the Venus person, basically what love really is, by treating the Venus person 2 the exact opposite. Mentor person usually gives very hard lessons to Venus, so that the Venus person can find out what they truly NEED, & want when it comes to love. Not a fun aspect, but it's CRUCIAL 2 Venus person's growth here.
Something I've seen for years = if two people have a child together, & the child lives with the mother, & the dad pays the mom child support = Dad's Mony asteroid - 7782 conjunct/trine/quintile the Moon of the mother!
SUN CONJUNCT WILD ASTEROID - 1941 IN SYNASTRY = two people who usually starts their relationships - whatever kind of relationship that is, in a wild/crazy way - a wild situation that brings them together. Wild person is the one "dragging" the other person into it/or the wild person is the reason for this "situation"/relationship 2 be happening. Their relationship could also ofc just be "wild" in general, bc of the Wild person. VENUS CONJUNCT WILD ASTEROID - 1941 IN SYNASTRY = The wild person is the one bringing the "spice" into the relationship. Venus person loves how crazy, & wild the asteroid person can get! & they absolutely ADORE how the Wild person can be themselves with them unapologetically - Wild is in love with how the Venus person never turns their ideas down, but are usually equally into/excited about their requests/ideas! MERCURY CONJUNCT MEMORIA ASTEROID - 1247 IN SYNASTRY = Mercury person's voice/words going over, & over in the asteroid person's head. Can also show up as messages from Mercury person being saved & read over, & over again on the asteroids person's part. Voice messages from the Mercury person could also be heard over, & over again here.
URANUS CONJUNCT CLOSE ASTEROID - 54902 IN SYNASTRY = unexpected/sudden closeness from the "close" person 2 the Uranus person. Asteroid person didn't expect, like at all 2 suddenly relate, & start2 feel close 2 the Uranus person. "Shocked", "unexpected, "outta nowhere".
IXION ASTEROID - 28978 ASPECTING VENUS = An affinity for badboys/badgirls/criminals. Soft heart for those who are misunderstood - falling in love with "outcasts" of society. Or they can love being an outcast themselves, ofc.
IXION ASTEROID - 28978 CONJUNCT/SQUARE MC = Known/famous for being a troublemaker, "outcast", "someone that messes things up for themselves", a "bad boy/bad girl", known for being a criminal. SUN CONJUNCT KASSANDRA ASTEROID - 114 = a person being phenomenal at being right about their "predictions" in life. As in them knowing they're right in certain outcomes when it comes 2situations/people, but no one believes them - "Story of their life".
VENUS SQUARE/OPPOSITE/QUINCUNX AMOR ASTEROID - 1221 are the ones sacrificing themselves, to make others/their partner/s happy. They give way 2 much of themselves, at first - Until they learn the hard way, that there has to be an equal give, & take in any kind of relationship. &that their needs, &wants are just as important as others/their partner's. Hard lessons, but they're important.
BLACK MOON LILITH CONJUNCT/SQUARE/QUINCUNX JUPITER people lives life by their own rules. They have their own unique "religion", &morals that they go by. They truly follow no one in life, but themselves.
THANKS4READING BABE!!! I APPRECIATE U, ALWAYS🍒❤️
#astro notes#astrology#astrology notes#asteroids#synastry#astro observations#astro community#black moon lilith
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Your character is on a date. They've finished dinner, and now they're snuggled up together on the couch, or a blanket at the beach, or a nice park bench, whatever. Their date seems just fine, but your character is feeling a little stuffed. Pick something to alert their date to their bulging tummy:
👕 Their shirt rides up, showing off a little peek of skin.
🗣️ A big burp escapes them, calling into question just how much gas was inside their stomach.
🧥 They remove their jacket, not realizing just how big their belly looks underneath.
🤢 Their belly lets out a worrying gurgle.
🫢 They're overcome with a case of hiccups, which doesn't help their tummy any.
🫳 Their date's hand comes to rest on their belly, which is considerably tighter than it was an hour ago.
🫧 Burps keep slipping out, their tummy too full to hold them in.
👖 They try to discreetly adjust their outfit, and their date notices.
🧁 Their date suggests getting a little dessert, and they either decline or look visibly worried.
😳 Things start to get a little frisky, and as their date is feeling them up they discover that big round tummy.
#ive probably posted something like this already but who can keep track. not me#prompts#belly kink#tummy kink#stuffing#stuffed belly#belly#scenario#my post#burps
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ii. lipstick.
THIS WITH ABBY ANDERSON METHINKSSS
a/n: thanks for all the love on my first post :) <3 also can u guys tell i rlly love lip products. pls lmk if the formatting is weird or if there's grammatical errors, i wrote this on my notes app
warnings/tags?: fluffy :P reader wears lipstick, hidden relationship, internalized homophobia?? (not really) not THAT long, lowercase intended, ow*n mention 🤢 not proofread 😜🫶🏾
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you weren't too popular at wlf. abby, on the other hand, was known by practically everyone. everybody assumed she was straight, especially with the fact that her and owen had dated for a while. which is exactly why nobody could know about you two.
to be honest, you didn't care, but abby did, so you went with it. you'd wait 'til you were in the comfort of your dorm to cuddle her, hold her hand, shower her with affection. did you wish that you could do it more openly? yes. but it's whatever. you still tease her anyway. tracing the dips of muscle on her arm, wiping a small bit of dirt off her face but letting your thumb linger for a bit too long, smiling at her knowingly. you knew you made her heart skip a beat. but she played it off, all for the crowd.
so when you found yourself in the comfort of her bed, cuddled up in her t-shirt, you groaned when you felt the big ball of warmth leave your arms.
"where are you going?" you muttered, rubbing your eyes at the sun peeking into the blinds.
"..gotta go, isaac called a while ago." she smiles at you, her hand reaching up to cup your cheek. you rolled your eyes. so sappy.
"so? stay with me. you barely get time with me as it is."
she sighed, her lips sealing together for a moment. "you know i can't. i'll be quick, i promise," you sat up, her hand falling from your face and back to her side.
"fine. but c'mere before you go."
abby raised a brow but leaned back over you, and you hold her face between your hands to pull her in and a kiss to her lips. her face pinks, and you press another one to her forehead. then to her cheek. then another to her forehead.
you lean back, a smile spreading across your face, then immediately falling. you forgot you had lipstick on, and there were big, red stamps of evidence strung across her face.
"what? what's wrong?" she looked panicked until you laughed, waving her on.
"nothing, go ahead."
abby shook her head, rushing to the bathroom mirror before gasping. "babe! i have to leave soon!" she groaned, grabbing a tissue and quickly soaking it with water. she tried to wipe it off her face just to find that it both barely came off, but also smeared even further across her face.
you came up behind her, watching how she struggled with the pigment spreading further across her face.
"aren't you gonna help me?" she almost sounded desperate, a laugh of disbelief stuck between her words.
you shook your head, leaning against the doorframe. "..mmm..i think you got it."
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the sillies 🫶🏾
#abby anderson wlw#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson fluff#the last of us abby#abby anderson#abby tlou#abby the last of us#tlou#tlou2#wlw#wlw fanfic#I DONT HATE THIS#tlou2 fanfic
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Don’t care about them
Alexia Putellas x reader
i’m gonna keep writing to annoy that rude anon😉
this is inspired by this whole situation going on in my blog!! enjoy nonnie i know you are reading this😚😚
warnings: bad body image, rude comments, angst
You and Alexia had dated for a year before your relationship became public. It wasn’t ideal but you were happy that now you were able to show to the world your girlfriend.
The press was having a field day after your relationship came out with the one and only, Alexia Putellas. They were writing about your life and every single thing you ever did.
That wasn’t the worst part. It was the fact that they were talking about your body and looks. Giving their opinions on your posts on instagram. Judging and criticizing if you are worthy enough for Alexia, the star player of Spain and Barca.
The articles weren’t all that bad but the comments were.
Under a photo with you wearing heavier makeup than usual.
“She wears way too much makeup, i bet she’s actually ugly and just maskes it behind that makeup”
If you weren’t wearing makeup.
“She’s so ugly, look at those eyebags. she doesn’t deserve Alexia”
Then there was a photo of you in a bikini.
“🤢 look at those things and that stomach. she should be a lot skinnier. alexia deserves much better than that”
“She’s trying so hard to suck her stomach in it’s pathetic”
“I wouldn’t be posting bikini pictures with that body”
You quickly decided to turn off the comments on specific posts. Not wanting to hear the mean words they said about you.
You went through the rabbit hole of scrolling and reading through every single comment before deleting the comments. It wasn’t good for you but you couldn’t help it. Just needing to read what they said about you. Some comments were actually nice. Telling you how cute you and Alexia were together. Probably most of them were nice but they went to blind eyes. You were only able to see the negative ones.
It quickly became too much for you. You actually started to believe the comments about Alexia deserving better. You started to isolate from her and from everyone. It was easy since Alexia was in the Spain women’s camp during international break.
It started as you just not replying to her texts so often and missing some of her calls but it quickly escalated to you completely ignoring her. You thought she wouldn’t care about your absence in her life but she did.
In fact she was stressing the whole camp about it. She didn’t perform as well and you were in her mind constantly. She thought she did something wrong. Luckily for her there was only one more day of camp and then she would see you again and solve this situation. She knew that whatever it was, you could work through it. You always did.
When Alexia came back home finally she found you in your shared bed. She noticed the dry tears on your cheeks and your phone in your hand. She decided to unlock it to see what it was.
She was horrified when she saw all the comments about you. How could anyone say those things about her precious girl. The girl who wouldn’t hurt or say anything bad about anyone. She hated that this was somewhat her fault. Her being a public figure, it was hard to avoid those comments.
She closed your phone and took her own in her hands to post quickly on her instagram. After that she cuddled close to you. Not wanting to wake you up but also wanting you as close as possible. She stayed like that for a while before falling asleep herself.
The next morning you woke up to the soft hands caressing your body. So gently touching every part of your body while whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
“Should we break up?”
That wasn’t at all what Alexia expected from your mouth and she tensed up immediately.
“What, why” She asked breathlessly.
“I don’t deserve you. They all say it. You deserve much better than me” You said while looking into her beautiful eyes. Tears creeping in your own.
“Absolutely not. You are more than enough and i love you more than anything my beautiful girl” She answered then quickly followed “You don’t actually wanna break up, right?” She asked nervously.
“No” You said and shook your head. You started crying to her about all the mean stuff in your comments. She listed carefully and assured that none of them were true.
The rest of the day she showed just how much she loved you and you stayed in bed for the whole day. Just before you went to sleep you checked your instagram. To your surprise there was a post from Alexia made the day before.
Liked by yourinstagram, Lucy Bronze and 1, 456, 789 others.
alexiaputellas: my beautiful, amazing, kind and loving girlfriend 🩷 te quiero mi niña
the comments you been writing about this beautiful soul are horrible and i disagree with them all. i couldn’t ask for anything better and if we are being honest, i don’t know how i deserve her but i’m so lucky to have her in my life<3
so for anyone who has been sending those comments, just stop. if you’re own life is that boring then maybe get some help 🙂
me and my girl will enjoy our life together 🤝
no me importa lo que piensen los demás✨
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hehee
#woso community#woso x reader#woso fanfics#wlw post#lucy bronze#alexia putellas#alexia putellas x reader#alexia putellas marry me#fluff#barca femeni
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Ooh oh oh me 🙋🏼♀️
Insta edit for Nico please where he and his girl spend the summer in Switzerland. Because first of all off season Nico —> need I say more? And second of all I love the mountains. Would be cool if you could include some pretty scenery pics
Some banter in the comments about Jack missing his bestie (Nico) and her being like ‘well too bad he’s mine now’ and whatever else you wanna add 🥰
bless Nico and your future babies anon I LOVE YOU! why do I feel like off season Nico is nothing but outdoor activities and cuddles omg. <3
OFF SEASON JEALOUSY - N.H
y/user : NJ 🛫 CH with views almost as beautiful as him ❤️🔥 (also im never letting him take any of my insta pics again see pic 3 for reference)
tagged : @nicohischier
nicohischier : you're my best view 🤩
↪ y/user : babe I love you but not this again
jackhughes: so @nicohischier you get a girl and you forget all about your best friend who would do anything for you 🤧😤😭
↪nicohischier : @jackhughes I plead the fifth?
↪jackhughes : @y/user I WANT MY MAN BACK!
↪y/user : @jackhughes im SORRY uhm YOUR man?????!!!!!!??? HES MINE FOREVER 🫷🏻🤡
_quinnhughes : you two disgust me 🤢
↪ y/user : quinnifer that is rude @_quinnhughes
lhughes_06 : COME WATCH ONE OF MY GAMES YOU BITCHES! 🏒
dawson1417 : @jackhughes wtf what about me bro🤬
↪ jackhughes : I got some bad news if u thought u were my number 1
ybsf : I MISS YOU Y/N PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK HOMEEEEE!
ybsf : also WHY TF wasn't I invited to at least the freaking picnic @nicohischier 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
↪ nicohischier : @ybsf uhm bc we are not dating....
curtislazar95 : @jackhughes petition to #bringhomeourcap ? 🤨
↪ jackhughes : @curtislazar95 say less buddy lsfg🫡
A.N : ok hi, I know I said my last post was my last of the night but then beautiful anon requested this with my Swiss string cheese so I deliver. IM SORRY it wasn't long ya girl has been up since 4am lol.
I hope I did your idea justice in someway, I might re-work it tomorrow if I have time as well.
Anywhossss that is all for now my little gorls
xoxoxoxo, M
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heyy wife i was wondering if you could do a smau of charles leclerc x southern reader. like gorgeous, blonde, uf or fsu student, sports broadcasting major, sorority girl, but she has like a claire monroe or sadie crowell type of vibe. she's a freshman and she takes him to a game, frat parties, and waffle house (waffle house is very important). they get a lot of hate, because the pairing is so unexpected and the age gap. but then he like posts her to lyrics from southern girls by tim mcgraw
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charles leclerc x reader requested - i hope this is what you wanted love feedback is appreaciated + requests are open! enjoy xx
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yourusername it's game day, say it with me
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yourfriend2 looking gorgeous😍
charles_leclerc ❤💛
user01 charles, honey... user03 what?? user01 don't you think their relationship's kinda weid?? i mean she IS nineteen user05 hey, university of stfu called, they're asking for you. i think it's none of our business
logansargeant go semicircles, or whatever
yourusername seminoles😐
yourfriend1 you did awesome!!
yourusername thanks babeee
user07 she's so pretty 😭
user09 if i were charles, i too would not gaf about the world and date her
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charles_leclerc the beaches are nice, but you're better❤⛱
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yourusername i love you charlie <3
charles_leclerc je t'aime ma cheri user11 they way you can tell they're genuinely happy, i don't understand why they get so much hate just living their lives :')
logansargeant yeah, yeah, you're in love, we get it🙄
yourusername you're just bitter bc nobody wants u logansargeant i most absolutely am not yourusername someone's jealousss logansargeant of you? never. user21 IN MY BOOK YN AND LOGAN ARE BEST FRIENDS AND YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND FIGHT ME
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yourusername and now we party
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pierregasly oh god, please bring him back alive
landonorris or just... y'know, don't bring him back at all yourusername pierre, your boyfriend will be fine pierregasly just making sure
yourfriend3 he picked her up and we never saw her again... legend has it they're still taking pictures in the kitchen
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yourusername 💀💀
user27 something about this still doesn't sit right with me...
user39 right? it was just so sudden and unusual. still love them tho user19 she's so young though user71 omg look at that, nobody asked
charles_leclerc that pizza looks amazing
user13 sure charles... the pizza...
logansargeant wowww hanging out without me. i see how it is.
user25 top ten betrayals in f1 history logansargeant right???
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yourusername you're unbearable <3 logansargeant you two are disgusting <3 yourusername deal with it <3
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yourusername baby's sixty-first waffle house trip 🤧🥹
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yourusername yes, logan, we got you some
logansargeant oh you're gonna make me cry logansargeant best best friend i could ask for
charles_leclerc and it was just like all the other sixty times
yourusername amazing? charles_leclerc sure logansargeant "sure"???? dump him. yourusername charles? 🤨 charles_leclerc it was great love logansargeant hm, he's ok ig🙄
yourfriend1 some things will never change 😂
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logansargeant she brought me waffles!
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yourusername sir, who gave you permission to post that
pierregasly looking great, yn
yourusername shut up, gasoline
user17 if your best friend doesn't get you food even though she was out with her boyfriend buying food for themselves and you're piggybacking off their relationship bc they're your parents, is she even your best friend?
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logansargeant a true friend yourusername always
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yourusername my pretty boy ❤
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user61 they're so cute😭
charles_leclerc mon amour❤
yourusername ❤❤
user01 she's too young for him
user87 right? it's so weird user93 literally go away. it's their relationship not yours. stfu.
logansargeant ew
logansargeant no
logansargeant delete this immeadiately
logansargeant i have to go bleach my eyes
yourusername omg you're such a drama queen user77 i'm sorry but thE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER???? user55 my mans is whipped
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charles_leclerc kisses sweeter than tupelo honey... southern girl rock my world, hazel eyes and golden curls. ❤.
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