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friedri-ce · 9 months ago
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THE SUPREME MACHINE
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soupmanspeaks · 7 months ago
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rip william afton you wouldve been a terrible family vlogger
#fnaf#five nights at freddy’s#william afton#adding this to silly salvaged lmao why not#silly salvaged au#Henrys like “wil' cmon the kids already deal with enough attention from kids at school and the local paper”#and then wils like “and??? dont they enjoy the spotlight?? kids these days smh”#vanny probably introduces modern filming tech to peepaw in the pizzaplex#and williams seething with jealousy as to why they didnt have this kind of stuff when he was alive#“Michael this is all your fault I could've made millions of revenue off of your lazy pathetic self and your siblings on Youtube”#“See this is why I never talk to you father”#LMAO WAIT DO YOU THINK WILL GETS MAD WHEN FREDDY GETS ATTENTION FROM PEOPLE BECAUSE HE REMEMBERS HIS SPRING BONNIE DAYS#no wait this is so off topic but hes like “hmph...yeah sure enjoy the short fame MICHAEL...I got TWICE as many people coming up to me”#Idk how fazbear would cover up the literal corpse burntrap has but they probably just put him in a suit or something on the side#poor peepaw no one comes up to him to reminisce about Fazbears glory days#LMAO HES LIKE A MALL EASTER BUNNY NO ONE LIKES HIM#“WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO *MICHAEL*??? DONT TELL ME THAT FAKE 'FATHERLY' DEMEANOR IS ACTUALLY FOOLING THEIR FOOLISH MINDS??”#and then Michaels just chillin havin a good time; saying “hello superstar :3”#“EURHGGG 'HeLlO sUpErStAr :3' CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS VANNY??”#I have a headcannon Springbonnie and Fredbear acted kind of like PizzaTimeTheatre Chuck E and Jasper#where Chuck was more sleezy and Jasper was really coocoo#So WIll thinks all the nuance of the characters has gone down the drain lol#“VANNY THEY FLANDERIZED THEM VANNY THEY ARE MERELY EMPTY HUSKS OF WHAT THEY ONCE WERE”#“They made Bonnie into a twink Vanny....A TWINK!!”#How does this relate to Family blogger william?#shhhhhh let me ramble shhhhhhh
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shinkai-kaiju · 2 years ago
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if theres one thing im a huge sucker for, it's monster ecology. Monster hunter sometimes misses/goes for the rule of cool and "if the monster looks bad its probably dangerous and we should kill it NOW" and like. sometimes loses me. But sometimes they're fucking spot-on with designs and lore and ecological interactions.
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gofishygo · 5 months ago
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mito mito mito hihi 😋
i’ve been having some thoughts n i felt like sharing w the class newayssss
so i was having bubble tea earlier and i started thinking,,,,what cod characters would like it? i feel like price def wouldn’t,,simon wouldn’t mind it but he does def think its too sweet and proper tea is superior and blah blah blah (i acc don’t know im kinda divided on that like i hc him as a sweet tooth but bubble tea,,,ehhh i feel like he wouldn’t like it all that much like he’d be all grumbly about it,,, idfk
johnny and gaz i think would like it lots ,,
i also think alex wouldn’t like it abd farah would (i js like hc farah as this secret softie ok leave me alone 😞)
but THAT got me thinking,,,, what other food preferences would they have ?? i think gaz would rlly like sushi (saw a fan art of him on a sushi date w the reader and i forgot who made it but ):$/:)/&!:!!!!! it was so cute) and i also think gaz would handle spicy food well ?? and he would like seafood in general methinks (tryna think of some select seafood items he wouldn’t like but im drawing a blank bc im vegetarian shusbssjnsuen)
idrk ab simon and johnny and price,,,,,,out of them 3, i feel like simon or johnny would have the biggest sweet tooth (they’re on like completely dif ends of the spectrum character wise but shh i js know it) but they all eat A SHIT TON like the food could be burned or too salty or smth but if they’ve js come back from a mission then they’re eating that shit UP. and asking for seconds. and thirds. they would still give u food feedback if it’s some other day tho
also johnny is extremely passionate about haggis. no i have never tried it yes i js know he is ok moving on
KONIGGGG hmmmm,,,, i have no fucking idea lmao i think? a lot of german cusine involves bread and stuff,,,so……………i think he’d have rlly bland meals idk
i’ve been rlly into keegan lately but i cant come up w anything for him aaaa
also gaz would be the only one who knows how to use chopsticks. the others would learn fast being in the military and all but gaz and chopstick skills js make sense???
ANYWAY im soso sry for rambling sm lmao this is a lot of words,,,,,and this isn’t a req by any means !!! js needed to hear ur thoughts bc food is js calling to me like “ok but would blank character like this” like. urgh. ok im done now i think but yeah food preferences for cod characters of ur choice
ALSO !!! THE IOS SHARK STICKERS REMIND ME OF U,,,,,look at them$:!!;&:!3 OK IM ACC DONE NOW BYE BEY MITO HIPE U DONT FALL ASLEPE READING ALL THAT
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AHHH hi weebun !! ^^ i was literally having bubble tea with my sister like a few hours ago and when i checked the inbox n saw this i BOLTED !! sorry for never responding to this, i forgot inbox existed..,
notes: shittily wrote as this as a warmup/just general yap :> sorry for messiness and incoordination.., platonic, no warnings !! unless ur lactose intolerant idk
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so you'll be jus chillin w the 141 on base and then say something like "boba is absolute gas shits better than normal tea" and of course, since the majority of the taskforce is british, you get absolutely fucking jumped for it. like- keep in mind, you say this price, the NUMBER ONE TEA AND BISCUTS DEFENDER, so you do end up getting toilet duty for a week with the explanation of 'uncordial behaviour.'
but after your deployment, you are the one to arrange where the 141 meet up. it's a little ritual you guys have developed to stay connected in between missions, one that makes your friendship seem a bit more real. sometimes the only thing that keeps your eyes open and heart pumping. and since you're an absolute fucking menace, you ask if you can meet around the heart of london- and then drag them all into the nearest bubble tea store you can.
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price... doesn't end up liking it. takes a total of two sips, nearly chokes on the pearls, and then sets the cup down. he claims he's been around long enough to know that this- like many other foods, is probably some 'trendy millennial bullshit that'll disappear in a solid few', but that doesn't help ease the insane side eye that he gets from the cashier.
but to your surprise, ghost seems somewhat okay with it. his face doesnt really change (from what you can tell- his mouth is still hidden due to some face mask he put on), but he seems neutral, relaxed, even. he mutters something along the lines of how it isn't too bad, but it doesn't beat a cuppa- to which you chose to ignore, and how he'll probably just stick to having an earl grey in the mornings. but a few months later, you catch him at the same boba store, and you cant help but giggle to yourself.
soap fucking inhales the drink. its genuinely concerning, to say the very least. he seems to like.. unhinge his jaw like some kind of snake, and then inhales the whole drink in what you think is a millisecond. and since he's the only scotsman on the team- thinks the whole 'tea n biscuits' ritual his colleagues have is utter stupidity, so not only does he now FREQUENTLY drink boba because he likes it- he also drinks out of utter spite.
gaz is the only one with a seemingly respectable opinion about boba, unfortunately. he's had it before, multiple times- it appeals to his sweet tooth and is the occasional treat after long missions. but unlike you, gaz does not value peace, and seems to keep egging soap on in chugging unreasonable amounts of the drink. (and he doesnt mention it, as he does not want to face the same punishment as you did, but he thinks that bubble tea is sometimes, just sometimes better than his cuppa.)
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masterlist (some of my other stuff is better promise)
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iwanty0uu · 2 years ago
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Heyyy how yall doin! Me? im just chillin thinkin about how onyankopon loves carribean girls
(im literally saying this because im jamaican but anyway)
N/N MEANS NICK NAME BTW!
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You whined your hips as your favorite song came on, touching your waist and breasts all while making eye contact with the tall darkskin boy through the crowd. Your best friend Mikasa always hosted the best parties, and always had the best playlists. Fever by Vybez Cartel rung through the speakers as you straightened yourself up and walked towards the figure across from you. You felt his dark lustful eyes burning through you and it turned you on but continued to ignore the the wetness and the butterflies in between your thighs.
You met the tall boy with a simple smile, well aware of how intimidating he looked while towering over you, but still managed to hold eye contact which caught his attention. He knew he looked intimidating, but it was always a nice surprise when a bold girl made the first move.He was practically eye fucking you. Your tight black dress held together by crisscross strings emphasized the curve in your torso ,while the dress flattered the mounds on your chest and made your ass nearly pour out of the bottom of your outfit. The red tattoo on your side barley showing but just enough to show the vine and hibiscus flowers which wrapped around to your lower back. Leaning over you to get a better view of your tattoo, he focused on your back dimples and couldnt help but smile to himself.
“Where u from pretty girl?” he questioned as he placed his drink down, leaning up against the wall behind him. Although the music blared, his deep voice felt like it penetrated every sound in the house, making his words clear, sharp, and only for your ears. You smiled as you flipped your hair over your shoulder revealing a gold chain in the shape of your homeland. “Born and raised” you replied as he smiled. “Ouu you Caribbean girls are dangerous, i hear yall cheat a lot, Im Ony by the way.” His smile was perfect, the pool in your underwear felt like it soaked through your short black dress, shiittt if he was thirsty you had a perfect beverage for him but i digress. “I’m y/n and you can come find out yourself, i meann i wont cheat unless you give me a reason too” ..your confidence could easily make a man’s dick wet,and if ony didnt have on them ksubi jeans the pre cum in his boxers would be visible.
“n/n you is a trip, can i call you n/n? imma call you n/n and if i hear anybody else calling you that imma kill them” he said as he faked a deadpan face. He was funny, he actually made you laugh, he was the first dude you met who wasnt the actual joke in your life. “boy bye everyone calls me that, you finna have a long ass hitlist then hun” you said as you rested your hand on your waist. He looked you up and down again and laughed “stop eye fucking me” you said cockily. Now to be fair, you were doing it first, thats why he stared back at you while you were dancing, and you did want to get to know him more. So, you grabbed his hand, as walked backwards slowly through the crowd. You knew you looked good and fucked good so your confidence was on one hundred tonight
“Hey, lets go back to my place and get to know eachother more..I mean you look all lonely standing here in the corner by yourself sooo we can def be friends” you couldnt resist his ass, and its obvious that he was feelin you too, but you wanted to get to know him more for real, i mean its not like fuckin him till your jaw locked didnt cross your mind once or twice but your intentions werent JUST to use him for his body, sexual thoughts are part of human nature and you just so happened to have some about the fine black man in the room! honest! He did look like he could be some good entertainment for however long he planned on staying in your life, there’s nothing wrong with a boy toy or two.. “Ony baby do you got a girl? i dont wanna be playin in nobody face looking dumb now..” You aren’t insecure, but everybody and they momma cheats in new york.. so theres nothing wrong with asking. “absolutely not..i gotta stay loyal to my girl” he said as he stopped you and gave you a twirl as he held your hand. hm, bold..
Turning back around while he opened the front door for you, it was already set in Onyankopon’s mind that you two would be more than friends..more than bestfriends at that, and he would know all about your favorite things, and your favorite parts. And if you were sure about one thing in your life, it would be that he would be yours by the end of the night, and he knew which set of girls did it the best. Walking off of the front lawn he opened the passenger door for you and quickly ran to the drivers side.
“manner-able too” you thought to yourself looking pleased. “So Ms.Y/n,” he said taking a sigh and turning the ac on low, causing the pine tree air freshener to dance around the rear-view mirror. “Who taught you how to whine like that? Im a visual learner by the way..” he said as he licked his lips and smiled, looking even finer in the low car light which illuminated his grills and nose piercing, rubbing his hands together showing his gold watch which sat pretty, almost as pretty as you on his wrist, accenting his thick veiny hands. Polished fingers looking so delicate and so clean, so glossy yet so rough. Everything about him was fine, and looked expensive.
His clean white shirt didnt have to be name brand to make his outfit hard.. damn was he good at existing, everything about him was so clean and polished. He is aesthetically pleasing to the eye which not a lot of people are. You couldnt stop looking at him in this lighting.. the low dim lights of the party didnt bring out all of his features as well as the car light did. Around his eyebrow rested a small but noticeable scar and a double slit eyebrow made his sharp features even more attractive.
“Lemme take a picture of your fine ass to make this view last longer” you said while grabbing your phone to snap a quick pic, quickly opening snap since their camera was the best. “i would send it to you but i dont have your number, here put it in” he laughed at your demand for his number. “You want me to drop you home? and you still aint answer my question mama” he added on determined.
“I’ll answer it when i get home, its still early so you can come up with me till youre ready to leave, but until then..” you said as you pulled him close and pecked him on his lips, “whats your favorite color?”
Boy are you in for the RIDE of your life..
guysss i hope you enjoyed this i feel like im getting back in the groove with this writing thing this was also long as fuck😭 so please give me any tips and tell me if you liked it! Big up my carribean people and give me some scenario ideas!😋~ ℒℯ𝓁ℯ<3
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pumpkinsy0 · 7 months ago
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hcs about domestic papercut?
WOOOO DOMESTIC PAPERCUT
i hope u dont mind but im gonna slip in some hcs from my 2000s au in here bc i havent talked about it in a bit
FIRST UP 2000s AU WOOO
•curly taught pony how to skateboard by holding ponys hand while pony was on the skateboard and sometimes pony fell onto curly but curly caught him
•pony has an odd amount of vids of curly on his cam corder, perchance he would upload them on youtube and they became one of those lesser known old pioneers of youtube
•curly teaches pony how to play his video games by being close and somewhat holding ponys hand so he gets the ideas of the control, he dont have to do allat fr he could just tell pony the buttons, hes just gay as hell
•LET THEM PLAY DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION TOGETHER, theyd fuck up and step on each others feat a bit but shhhh its ok their shoes r already pretty shitty r
•curly would steal those gaming magazines and him and pony would chill in his room and just read em together
ALRIGHT 2000s hcs over lets get back to the regular ole papercut
•normally curly doesnt like ppl being near him physically and touching him, but he’d always let pony just lay his head on him or just put his whole body weight on him when theyre just chillin
•pony actually does understand some words in kreyòl, curly generally speaks kreyòl and english in his sentences and through context clues pony just picked the meanings up and knows some words
•neither of them ever dresses for the weather, ik for a fact theyve used curlys jacket as an umbrella bc they got caught in the rain
•curly taught pony hot to do that O smoke trick and they both just constantly do it in front of each others face
•if they ever slept together, they dont actually fully wake up u til the other person is fully up, like if pony wakes up and curlys asleep, ponys going right back to sleep, if curly wakes up and ponys asleep, he goes back to sleep, and that just goes on until they wake up together
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psi-chic · 1 year ago
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something im surprised i dont see more in the saiki k fandom is a psychic role reversal like if instead of saiki being the all powerful discount god it was aren or smth. like imagine if kaido was 100% right and he was the main character?? and then saiki was just another average guy? like all the other characters are the same and saiki is just there? dudes just chillin you know
imagine post-delinquent-psychic aren?? good looking ACTUAL goddess teruhashi with uncontrollable mind control?? or teruhashi with involuntary stone vision? hairo having psychic powers and using them to subtly help others improve? saiko? mera?? NENDO?? GOD IMAGINE NENDO??
maybe i should learn to write….
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masadd · 1 year ago
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all my simon AUs [half are shower thoughts]
vampire simon multiverse world AU
• pretty self-explanatory!! simon is a vampire. it played out pretty similarly as our simon at first; he got the crown, betty left, mushroom bomb went off, and he met marceline.
• that's where things change. simon had to wear the crown to protect marcy, again. marcy panicked when simon wouldn't take it off and bit him without malicious intent, instead turning him into a vampire.
• since this technically killed simon, he broke out of the crown's grasp, now undead. marceline thought she killed him, panicked, and ran away. simon lived on his own ever since for like 1,000 years and kind of lost it being alone!!
HMS simon au
• this one is kind of like a crossover ?? with another one of my favorite things. it's based off chonny jash's characters, heart, mind, and soul. the whole plot of CCCC [chonny's charming chaos compendium] is that this guy's consciousness split into three [heart mind and soul], and they needed to reconcile.
• so . this goes basically the exact same as our simon. our simon, now like 1,059 [or however old he is], is in his little exhibit [same as the start of fionna and cake!!] he's chilling but keeps getting pressed closer to the edge each day.
• the main difference is that simon never actually ends up trying to make a portal to golbetty, and reaches his limit after like a series of unfortunate events.
• simon splits off into his own HMS. that's . essentially it . i dont wanna spoil much....
winter king worldswap AU
• i don't have it all planned out on how exactly it happened, but basically, winter king ends up in our ooo [aka just where our simon is from]. obviously this one is incredibly confusing for most residents of ooo, specifically marceline, finn, pb, and others .
• eventually, they figure out [pretty quickly] that this is NOT their simon . they try to ask where their simon is [who is out traveling with fionna and cake], but winter king has no clue !! he likely tries to pretend he does know though .
• ultimately . marceline ends up hating winter king
simon / F&C world interception AU
• is it obvious i don't have names for them
• ok so . basically, somehow simon ends up in the F&C modern au. which . technically should be impossible since it's inside his brain,,, but i have thought of a solution
• simon somehow [accidentally] projects his consciousness into the F&C world, leaving his real body just kinda There [probably unconscious]. think of it like that one adventure time episode where magic man makes jake go inside himself, and he explores his own little city and stuff . it's kind of like that!!
• his deal is similar to fionna and cake concerning his effects on their world . like for example how fionna touched winter king's crown and the magic went away, or when cake turned that one dude into a literal hotdog. basically, simon is doing the same on the F&C world, except he's doing the opposite!! he's magic-ifying it.
• shit starts to go down once people actually notice him. since he blends in so well, it takes a bit,,, just starts to get obvious once that one cookie turns alive or smth 😭
• simon is eventually overcrowded by a ton of curious [and terrified] people, and runs off to just the first inconspicuous place he sees. this leads him to running into marshall lee, who's chillin with gary. simon, gary, and marshall lee kinda chill for a while !! marshall and gary probably talk abt how fionna's gone, which prompts simon to feel guilty and he reveals where he's actually from, and what happened to fionna.
• gary and marshall lee don't believe him at first, until simon turns something [idk what!!] into magic again. they then try to get to our ooo
• marshall lee and gary make it, but simon's still kinda trapped in his own consciousness . likely in the candy kingdom hospital with marceline bc he just passed out unexpectedly 😭
•Wooooo his fate is unknown [dont worry its a happy ending]
* i also won't be very surprised if these have been done before just know i do NOT mean to steal any ideas . if that happened it was purely unintentional cos i just made these up based on my minds silly desires
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fappellmoan · 1 year ago
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not to sit here and weave a story out of nothing like a little protagonist via my quirky online storytelling but i rekindled my friendship with sam who is such an interesting person there are just a lot of stories of all sorts and this is funny timing but truly we just fell into such an easy banter this past class so we were like omg lets hang right so. his roommate really is just like stupid hot right. i could get corny with it but i wont. a face sculpted by the hands of god though. all this prefaced i will now tell u an absolutely nothing story and i really mean that read at your own discretion ((A/N: trust and believe i yapped. putting under keep reading to be somewhat forgivable) (i am not in my best of states rn. okay.)
anyway so we're chillin in sams room im getting caught up on the latest construction projects and shit.. one thing abt sam hes always up to something. they've got an entire work desk #butchrealness. then i hear some singing out in the hallway but from where im sitting cant actually see anyone so convo just goes sam and roommate 'hey' 'hey' and then i peeked my little head out and waved and said hey and they stopped and set down their basket and said 'Hey' and then i did not introduce myself (flop) (combo of cramped room and sam talking and me being wildly awkward) (also keep in mind i dont know if this person has swiped left on me or not been on tinder or if theyd even recognize me anyway and hating that that's even a situation bc i hate that stupid app but just hoping worst case scenario i dont come off as an insane stalker but rather a victim of circumstance) but they just chatted for a sec abt whatever shelf sam needs to fix and that was that. and then they went back to humming which was cute or whatever
to set the next scene we're down in the kitchen and sams cooking and this is a while after we took his homemade gummies so im not rlly high per se but chillin and something about the noise and setup in their kitchen is so overstimulating for me lol when shes cooking im just like frozen. i always offer to help but he always just gets in a groove it's best i dont intervene. one time he had to tell me to go sit down in the other room bc i was freakin out a little lol
so im perched on this single high chair they have in the kitchen right next to their washer and dryer as sams whipping up some food and im kind of obnoxiously saying Unfortch in response to a story he was telling me and he gives me a look so im like UnfortunateLy. and then hes like 'psh i know unfortch i live with this guy' cue roommate strollin in with laundry and theyre just like Whaat and sam explains and theyre like Oh ofc you gotta know unfortch or whatever. forgot to mention that earlier in sams room they said three similar abbreviated words in a row just during a normal sentence and it caught me so off guard i wanted to giggle. so naturally my brain is going through Immediate social response of a semi awk laugh or quippy remark about that but also theyre literally like a foot away from me and im largely nonverbal atm lmfaoo so i just mumble smth to try and go along w the bit but then trailed off cause i was like wtf am i even saying. brain was overloaded
and then i was like um. i literally was just staring around doing fuck all like a perched bird or something but i was fighting a war in my mind of like ok do i introduce myself or look to sam to do so or do we not do that or is that rude idk but also they have headphones on one ear and are doing all their laundry shit and i once again dont want to be like overbearing but also well come on now we gotta feel out the vibe (and i do a great job here.) idk so im like Ok dont just look at them but dont Not look at them just behave like a normal person. you know. the usual. sam comes over to give me a bit of bread with balsamic vinegar and oil and i spilled it on my sweater fuck this stupid baka life (didnt really show. but still they were right there..)
and so after a min of this they were kinda like awkward laugh 'dont mind me' and i once again was very self conscious and had several things that wanted to come out 'not at all' 'dont mind me' 'it's your house' 'these all sound awful abby' then i got anxious that i was in the way the whole time but they were almost done and if i got into a weird apology thing well i would have had to kill myself so i just once again kind of uttered something that would have sounded like 'youresogoodicanmovetoo' and also 'sorry if i just keep like looking over at you' WTF IS THAT SHIT. FUMBLE BOOOOO and my follow up was essentially nothing cause i couldnt decide if i should say 'im just a bit out of it/high' 'im easily distracted (kys)' 'idk what to do w myself haha' 'im useless in the kitchen' (not entirely true) i mean just a few minutes before sam and i had talked about how ill just wander around peoples rooms and observe things to avoid feeling awkward and it's just how i am and so i was kinda just doing that due to the nerves of the sitch but there was only so much to look at. and i just sat there. offputting realness. whatever. so. straight face emoji. and that was mostly the extent of that i dont remember what they said in response just like a lil laugh or w/e. probably couldnt hear my stupid ass mumbling. so im thinking my chances of charming them at all are really stellar
if you read all this i want you to just take note that the events depicted here could not have been more than 3-4 minutes collectively. and yet the yap goes on..
for future reference, what did we learn? probably best to just continue convo with sam, excuse urself to br, or perhaps even attempt a conversation w them if ever in a similar situation again and they talk to you first again. also stop inventing complicated situations in ur head chill the hell out. idiot. says the bitch with the anxiety disorder. feel free to egg me on or tell me to fuck off ok xoxoxoxxo love u
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aviradasa · 10 months ago
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I got you 🖤 to make this authentic I smoked a fat ass blunt just for you anyways I did the characters you requested plus a few extra and I decided to do small HC/ drabbles cause I have to many imagines atm 🤣 anyways also I added nuada from hellboy 2 cause he's pookie all the way @horny4bj-blog
Characters included:
Hellboy (2004)
Prince nuada ( hellboy 2, 2008)
Daryl (Alexandria timeline)
Sam (supernatural)
Dean (supernatural)
Castiel (supernatural
Lucifer (supernatural)
Let's get startedddd
Different characters react to you stoned/couch-logged
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Hellboy:
Honestly was not surprised when he walked into him room one day to it smelling entirely of weed. Honestly he was mostly impressed because not only did it smell. But when the door opened all that came out was smoke.
Like damn.
When he went to venture further he was also not surprised when he saw you sprawled out on the couch with like 6 cats laying on you.
You didnt register him calling your name until he threw a candybar at your face
This is pretty much how it went
“Hey???” “…” “Hellooo??” “…” “Hey!” “Ow fuck what do you want.” you say as you open the candy bar and take a bite
Honestly he doesn't really care but he expects you to share you weed with him. If you don't he will lowkey just take it without asking and deal with you later. (no he won't pay you back hes always magically broke when you ask him to 😒)
As for you being on the couch he tells you to move over. If you don't he moves you himself.
He finds it funny to mess with you when you get to the point when you think everything is in slow motion And your basically not registering anything the way your supposed to
Like one time yall played Uno. And you were at the point you couldn't even read the cards and you were slumped over leaning on the back of the couch like a corpse thinkin the number 6 was the funniest shit on earth
And what did he do.convinced you to give him your cards so he could read them to you.in your state you agreed. That prick (this is based off a true story i have a lot of these adafia if you see this. Fuck you I should have one that game 🖕)
Yeah naw i dont have much for him he's just an asshole who also smokes so he don't really care yall end up watching a lot of movies though.
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Nuada:
Now he's interesting with this idea lmao
He's confused as fuck cause he don't really do shit that could alter his mind, he want to stay sharp and ready for anything (boring fuckaaaa)
He at first acts like a disappointed mother
“ now why would you go and do this to yourself knowing what we have to do.” “because I'm a whole ass adult and it makes it more fun.” “that's besides the point (name)” part of a real argument yall had at one point
Yeah like don't get me wrong he doesn't hate weed he just thinks it makes you act dumb
He's lowkey right though
But anyways back to the prompt. When he walks in and your just spaces out in your bed he just shakes his head and goes to do what he needs to do.
If you are logged somewhere is his way this man with nudge/kick you with his foot until you move and if you don't he will just use his foot to roll you out of the way.
He acts like he doesn't care and to be frank he doesn't have the energy to put into caring about something so dumb so he leaves you alone.
But then there was the one time that he accidentally ate an edible.
He took that shit like a champ though and was able to function decently, but for the most part he was just chillin just silently staring off into space
He says he would never do that again. But you decide not to say anything when you notice some of your edibles missing.
Bro thinks he's slick 🤣🤣
Sam:
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Ok gonna be honest his brother is dean. Need I say more
He knows what to do he pulls up with the munchies and some red box movie
If your slumped on the couch this man will sit on the floor
Y'all can talk for hours even if he is sober
Or you pass out from him typing on the computer cause I mean that sound is just relaxing.
Honestly don't have much for him he's just a chill guy
Dean:
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He don't walk in
He's slumped with you on the other side of the couch
He eats all the damn munchies
He refuses to watch anything besides old Scooby doo reruns.
(he has a crush on the hex girls)
He's literally just a grown up child when he's high (not much different then normal)
Yall are laughing high people
The jokes are hilarious
Cass
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He walks in and sees you on the couch looking half dead and he's confused
Like really confused
“Are you ok?” “huh?” are you ok??” “HUH??” “nevermind.”
He doesn't know what to do so he does nothing 😭😭
If you ask he will get you snacks
He's kinda hard to talk to so if you are laughing its at him not knowing anything
(these are getting short cause of my beautiful bong so its not my fault blame daisy that's my bongs name.)
Lucifer:
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Ok let be honest here
He's lucifer he's hilarious
If you wanna feel like your gonna suffocate from laughing then he's your guy
He doesn't even try to be funny he just says out of pocket shit.
All the time
I haven't seen much of his character yet but he's already a favorite
I don't think he would light up with you unless you peer pressure him
Yes you have to peer pressurethe damn devil to smoke the devils lettuce with you.
If yall do he just spaces in and out while your on your phone on that couch unmoving
But during this spacing in and out he just says weird shit
I dare you to show him the dark crystal afterwords tho just trust me.
Daryl:
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This man could not give less of a fuck
He's used to seeing people on all sorts of shit so some weed don't scare him
He just goes about his day
He will sit and chat with you
He's a horrible high sitter tho
If you get to high he's your worst nightmare
Will throw fake spiders and shit at you knowing your on that couch to see you jump
He's lowkey funny tho 🤣
He might smoke with you once in awhile
It's rare tho he's more of a drinker
Anyways that's all for today hope you enjoyed dis shitz
Edit: sorry I sounded like a fuckin idiot here also sorry I forgot Crowley and carol 😭😭 I wrote for nuada took a break forgot it was nuada and gaslit myself into thinking I wrote for Crowley 🤣🤣
didnt mean to but its really late and I'm to lazy to write for them rn so I hope you enjoy what I got down please forgive me🖤🖤 also sorry nuadas there you didnt ask for him I was just living it up with daisy at that moment.
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coyotejaw · 1 year ago
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important things they missed in the movies
-katniss saying she loved the lamb stew with the plums in it during her interview with caesar flickerman. idk its just important! her interview in the movie was so boring she didnt talk at all. and in the book, her dress catching fire when she twirls was a surprise even to her. so it provided more charm and girlishness in her portrayal to the capitol. which she needed so bad. in the movie its just like ok, cinna is hard carrying u girl this is embarrassing.
-katniss going back to hers and rue's camp and waiting a full day for rue to show after blowing up the career's loot pile... showing that katniss could have saved rue if she had just gotten there sooner. 10x more devastating
-haymitch playing mind games with katniss in the arena, only sending gifts when katniss would put on a show for the capitol and kiss peeta. sending sleeping pills so she could trick peeta so katniss could go grab the medicine pack from the feast. important to me because it shows haymitch and katniss to be very like-minded. it establishes a bond and understanding between the two. one that peeta doesnt have with haymitch.
-thresh and katniss interaction being much longer and intense. thresh demanding how katniss knew rue. the whole plot point of 11 and 12 district members hate to feel like they owe someone. because of the poverty and struggle they grew up in. so thresh no longer owes katniss.
-cato falling off the cornucopia to be eaten by the mutts for like literally 10 hours. just dying. as katniss and peeta wait in the cold for the cannon to go off and the games to be over. for 10 hours.
-katniss and peeta actually putting the nightlock berries in their mouths instead of just holding them and counting to 3. like why would seneca crane stop it with the berries just chillin in their hands. didnt create a sense of panic at all.
important things they added that werent in the book:
-haymitch being the one to encourage seneca crane to push the love story angle and allow the two tributes from each district to couple up. it didnt make sense to me at all in the book that anyone, especially Snow, would be okay with this. i assumed it was for the capitol audience to be entertained since they loved Peeniss so much. but it really doesnt make sense. so i like that haymitch was behind it in the movies.
-prim being the one to give katniss the mockingjay pin. im sorry i know its important to the hunger games girlies that madge (the mayors daughter) was the one to give the pin but i just simply dont agree. madge was so unimportant and i guess it showed that there was really no line between the polticians and the citizens of district 12. like they were all slaves to the capitol. but we saw that in book 3 when even the mayors house was bombed and madge died. so.
and prim is just way more important to katniss and to the story. and she gets overshadowed a lot by the plot and the politics and the games. but its always about prim.
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izabean0 · 9 months ago
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UPDATE!!!!! finished my humansona :]
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(dont mind the name im currently under a Mild Name Crisis) also fun fact that beanie is based off an irl beanie i wear all the time
and uh. update on our humansonas chillin' in the ruins art. my left arm kind of Cant Do Anything for a while (like a day or 2?) due to medical sillieness (3 injections, 2 in my left arm) so uh. ill try but it might not be good (even tho im right handed for art i do use my left for some things like moving the canvas :/)
sory that thid is a long ask btw :[
AUGHH SORRY FOR THE WAIT (this ask was thrown to me on Tuesday djgkdsfg..) I WAS BUSY THIS WEEK,, OHHH!!! THEM!!! THEMTHEMTHEM!!! they're so sillyy,, I HOPE YOU CAN USE YOUR LEFT ARM AGAIN SOON!!! (Or can already)!!! stab people to death with pencil ..... "Fill them with lead"...
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moonshynecybin · 11 months ago
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u def should think abt a kayaking au
brother all i THINK about is kayaking au... it might happen i have to decide if i want to get off from my job and then think more about my job at home. i think i should write all of those boys at a trashy ABC party in a shack in the forest drunk out of their MINDS. the true raft guide experience...
my major roadblock that i need to chew through is that i would need to make these boys APPALACHIAN or at the very least do a lot more research on the whitewater scene in europe. easy for rosquez if i wanna make it a pure elite kayaking au and have them jetsetting to random rivers all over the world bc then the set dressing doesnt matter much (and like. i have some international kayaking racer friends/family so i have some insight etc) BUT harder for the bezz/cele hot raft guide summer au i actually wanna do. i dont know what whitewater rivers are raftable in italy or what classification system they use (i know. there is creek boating. i know there's some rivers in the dolomites. i have NO idea if the whitewater culture is similar AT ALLLLL so i dont even know if i could DO it justice.) and i would have to either invest some TIME in either figuring that out OR trying to explain why a small pack of young italian men are chillin out in western north carolina. i guess i could handwave all of this but its stuck. in my brain. trying to imagine cele at beloved regional fast food chain bojangles and failing
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hinacu-arts · 2 years ago
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Tags That Made Me Smile 2023 — Part 1 (Jan-June)
Ive collected so many of my "Tags That Made Me Smile List" that i wont be posting it annually this year, its going to be at least biannually (although a good portion of this list is actually random comments in the author notes/lines and not tags 🤣)
[2022's List] [2021's List]
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Not Fandom Specific
if they seem ooc at times (to YOU) just ignore it... i know Them
“It’s impossible to figure out comic book timelines” - people who are not me and who I cannot relate to
im ace but i tried my damnest to emulate allo behaviour
canon is nothing more than the sandbox in which I choose to build my castle
Not canon, not fanon, but some other third thing (my love for extravagant world building)
fan fiction vs foe fiction
bro we are teens its ok to be vunerable in front of me #now we are kissing bro dont stop
They have my mind on fucking speed dial i stg
intentional miscommunication in the name of fuckery
Cheesy romance taken seriously
The universe frantically consults the rule book while fate runs off with their action figures
getting a toddler dumped on you by your ex’s ex
“I’m not dying without kissing you” #And then they don’t die #And It’s all quite awkward
"Now if you'll excuse me… Tonight's bad decision isn't going to make itself."
“What’s a ‘boyfriend’? And why am I yours?”
“It has come to my attention that you are, unfortunately, my favorite person on this planet.”
i’m staring at the ceiling fighting the urge to kick you -a love story
Accidental Soul-Bonding oops
Enemy to Caretaker
Wooing via Prank War
Allegedly Platonic Kissing
Fandom Specific
These are ordered by the chronological order of which fandom i was reading at the time
Wednesday
werewolves mate for life
The Gomezification of Wednesday Addams
Legend of Zelda
Hi my name is Link and Welcome to Jackass
Link and Sidon both get a little bit gay: The Chapter
Gerudo Vai Outfit shenanigans
DC x Danny Phantom
Danny is the Tom Bombadil of Superheroes
Jack Fenton’s ability to casually Cool-Aid-Man his way through walls is a symptom of ectoplasm exposure
Skulker, No Skulking!
Danger Twink!Danny Fenton
Red Hood: Civilian Edition
inception—magic school bus version
a guy on staff so adorable it triggers Jason’s fight or flight response
Jason gets diagnosed with "bro your ectoplasm is fucked up" disease
Inspired by Hallmark Christmas Movies #But make it Halloween #where Tim Drake finds out the true meaning of love and Halloween #a true Rom-Com that's just a lil spooky
keeps the Hallmark themes of anti-capitalism #Vlad is the capitalism
pit is gone #raging anger has been replaced with raging hormones
All the (pit) rage he felt at the Joker for killing him is now being redirected and funneled into admiration/gratitude for the guy who did kill Joker
What is a murderer, a maker of ghosts, to the king of ghosts, but a faithful servant?
“Hood, your boyfriend's haunted!”
batman looked at gotham and said "i can fix her" #gotham looked at batman and said "i can make him worse"
Various DC Media
DC stands for Disregard Canon
Pining batman? more like Down Badman
Fortress of Sulkitude
Hurricane Dick and smaller Tropical Storm Damian
Tim finds his missing spleen #:)
just two dudes chillin' in a sleeping bag zero feet apart because Bart stole the other one
Kon's jacket #(it's made from boyfriend material)
Batfam? Bat colony? #how exactly do you to refer to the fascinating taxon that is Tim's family
Breaking the laws of Nature with sheer fucking will and bullshit circumstance (Time and Dimension Travel)
"Ha! Ive been sleeping in his bed for years, i no longer register as a threat"
Let it not be said that Bruce Wayne is a coward. A fool, perhaps, but never a coward.
"This is not very slay of you Tim" Bruce said
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ariswolfram · 5 months ago
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Snet
Please realize this species is only being made because i spelt a word wrong, and it came out as "Snet" instead.
I am thinking this species comes from the Coatl homeworld, as that kinda makes a lot of sense. But it would also be funny as fuck if it came from the Zereph's homeworld.
For now, lets just say Coatl homeworld. Whats next?
Appearance
Small ass snakes. Sentient of course. OH!
Babies are as small as rings, and adults are as big as bracelets.
Completely harmless, they have no venom at all. Their bite hurts for a split second, but the pain immediately vanishes after they let go.
Im thinking to contrast the usually dark color scheme of the coatls, these lil guys are fairly bright in appearance. Being whites, greys, golds, greens, and other vibrant colors.
HAHHHAHAA! WHAT IF THE COATLS WORSHIPED ONE AS THEIR GOD?!?!? HAHAHAHAH-
im just imagining a small ass Snet, the size of my pinky, wearing a small gold crown, sitting on a throne of its size.
and when people ask "Why the fuck is there a small ass throne in the room", the Coatls will answer "That is for our god, the destroyer of all, the corrupter of faith, the Deity of our people... Jeff"
this is fucking wonderful.
Intelligence
They will be completely stupid when it comes to anything else, besides one thing... Subterfuge.
Infiltration, gathering intelligence, and anything else that revolves around Subterfuge, they will be effectively gods at.
Can they tell you what 1+1 is? hell no
Can they tell you the exact number of missiles in the British arsenal, where each missile is located, and who has they keys for them? hell yes.
They will be so good at it, no one could ever think they are the ones gathering intelligence.
And the best part about it all? They wont say anything voluntarily because people never hear them... so you cant even torture them for intel.
Plus, how are you supposed to torture a snake the size of a broken pencil? poke it with a toothpick?? You cant torture them, they will just slip away!
What if the gods favored them?
They would be unstoppable
Imagine:
Your chillin, minding your buisness in the government job you have.
a Snet slithers past your desk, and you know you cant do anything about it... but you dont want to loose you job... so you stab it with a knife.
One moment to the next, you are in the halls of judgement, surrounded by every fucking primordial deity.
This is beautiful, i love this.
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pumpkinsy0 · 5 months ago
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one day ill make hcs for my butcher tim, but for rn my welder curly has warped my mind and i wanted to say that curly would def have mininprojects in the side of like doing his ACTUAL job and so he ends up just making things for pony and when he gets home and gives it to em, pony has them always around the house and one of em is just chillin on the nightstand near their bed
its kinda like a “thanks for ur help” bc u dont HAVE to go to college for welding, but as far as ik, u do need at least a GED and go to a trade school and thats exactly what curly did and pony (and tim, hello tim!!!) helped him w it
also bc hellloooo, its a cheap gift that he made by himself and it shows how far hes come, pony likes it
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