#they be banging their jesters

[shiningclown69]

apple bottom jeans, boots with the jeans...

[cr3ntist]

I'm here to share artwork that I did for DirkJake Big Bang week this week!! I did these for @cantripped's fic Read Your Mind. Unfortunately, the fic won't be published until April but I've gotten permission to post these now.

I'm so happy seeing all the big bang fics coming out and it's been really fun working with everyone :3

[jestroer]

aminals in love

[sinnabee]

little dood of a scene in the mer au fic i am trying desperately to write. sun brings y/n a yoohoo (lukewarm, but unopened) and tries not to scare him by shaking it, but oops! instead they made him VERY concerned by smacking their forehead when they realized he cant read the writing on the can :D

[fuctacles]

Happy Clown Week! How about you celebrate by reading some sickeningly fluffy Circus Steddie? 🃏🎪🤡

With art by @blasvemous (not this one tho this is all me, their is much better)

Beta and support @stevesjockstrap

[crypticjester]

@sthbigbang !!!

EHEHEHEH IT'S TIME!! Time for the sonic BigBang fic reveal!!!

My fic is called "Hold me Tight Lest I Fall" :>

And my lovely artists right here!! ->

@senordizi (link), @eggmansplatformboots (link), @time-speculo (link) and @leafgun29 (link) !!

Thanks so much for hosting this event, I had a lot of fun even though I had to speedrun most of it for every deadlines, I'm just terrible with deadlines. Finally, I have a fic posted on Ao3 !! Hope y'all like it, happy reading! :> ❤

[featherymainffins]

Me:

Still me:

A part of me nobody has ever heard of and whose thought processes are an enigma: Maybe I would fuck the new DBD killer

[blasvemous]

Professional at drawing little details you probably won’t notice -

preview of something for Freakshow by @fuctacles

for @strangerthingsbigbang

[whitegoldtower]

I have a new character to pair up with Cicero! All these altmer romances I’ve done, I’ve neglected my favourite imperial!!

Time to give him a bit of lovin’.

So. The new guy. What can be said about him?

🩸

His name is Morveth ‘Matty’ Groves; a folk-hero to the poor and needful, and a thorn in the side of the wealthy and powerful. An odd sort of vampire, he plays into the ‘Robin Hood’ trope, robbing the rich blind and sucking them dry, before redistributing his loot amongst those who need it more. Certain Argonians in Riften frequently find their pockets lined. The Khajiit caravans find themselves better off because of the arcane trickster. The Dunmer in Windhelm leave their windows open so that Ol’ Matty Groves might pay them a visit.

The rich, however, lock their windows, hide their wives and coin-purses, and hope for the best.

Appearance-wise, Matty Groves is a rather tall and muscular Dunmer, with lavender-grey skin, dusky and pale mauve eyes (with one dilated pupil that causes one eye to appear black), and a head of dust-white, intensely wavy hair. He’s more on the handsome side, and is known to be distracted by beauty. His appearance is generally pleasing, if a little off-putting; his pupils (one being massively dilated and the other being pin-prick small) giving him a rather feral look, and his twelve-fanged grin being considerably scarier (six fangs on the top row, and six on the bottom, teeth stained slightly from years of drinking blood and smoking canis root, which provides a disturbing contrast to his tongue and gums, which are a deep black-purple).

He’s a freaky rogue with what should be an illegal level of charisma, and the Thieves Guild rack up tens all across the board because this guy is GOOD at his trade - high sneak, high speech, high lockpicking and pickpocketing, double daggers, a bag full of poisons and an expert level of illusion magic.

It’s out of pure curiosity that he happens upon the tiny jester at the Loreius Farm, having heard Uthgerd mention him whilst conducting his business in Whiterun late one night. He does, of course, lend his aid, weirdly charmed by the little guy.

…And then he lends aid to Aventus Aretino (“Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?”), which lands him in the Dark Brotherhood.

Matty Groves has it out for Astrid from the beginning, seeing her as the ultimate target - a stupidly wealthy woman with ‘bad vibes’. He smells treachery, deceit and greed. The corners of his mouth begin to twitch.

Naturally, he’s going to side with sweet Cicero.

[bassgif]

♠️ 🎆 ♠️ / 🎆 ♠️ 🎆 / ♠️ 🎆 ♠️

stimboard of kaoru seta from bang dream: girls band party.

[stinkrascal]

also i love calling myself a they/them i think its so funny

[deactivated-deadpool-anon]

I hate that I made a vow to myself to never show my face on tumblr because I just got a new haircut (V bang mullet) and I'm so in love with it I wanna show everyone lmfao!!!

But since I'd like to keep my promise my mother says my hair reminds her of Mavis from Hotel Transylvania so make your own conclusions I guess!!

[chansaw]

i’m bored at work with like 50 minutes left someone send me asks or smth

[delusional-mishaps]

i have bangs now