#skyrim vampire

[yourgothdolly]

Im not sober🫶🏽

[belthegore]

ldb doodles

[kayderrart]

Vampire Arch-Curate Vyrthur, who spooks eveyone at night (Painting WIP)

I like him ♥️

It's been a while since the last time I actually "painted" something

Commissions: kayderrart@gmail.com

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[al78m]

[shewhartmary]

Kakashi as a Skyrim vampire because I can (idgaf if there are any mistakes 💅)

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

Oh man, nearly got vampirism after going into a cave of vampires! Who'd've thunk it!

Lmao but thankfully I had a single potion of Cure Disease amongst my *checks inventory* NINETY EIGHT POTIONS :D

[venvellan]

i remembered that the whole plot around skyrim vampires was that they were trying to Kill the Sun Forever and i cannot stop thinking about it. the fact that this effort was masterminded by harkon, who was already the most powerful type of vampire you could be and by proxy the LEAST threatened by the sun. and how fucking buck wild it is that he thought it was a good idea?? and then i thought about it vs bg3 cazador and i know this is incredibly niche i just NEED to talk about it

Sun Gone Forever is both so much ballsier and infinitely more stupid than cazador, and there's not one single positive thing to say about that man. if cazador was a harkon-level skyrim vampire he'd more or less have everything he could want, bar like, killing and taking molag bal's place, if that's possible. he wouldn't think to Destroy The SUN because worst case some vampires start acting up and he just chucks them out a window. he doesn't take sun damage at all. they could, if they're stuck out there and don't feed, but he's not in any personal danger. if only cazador knew that he could just become a skyrim vampire to chill on his porch.

trying to PERMA-KILL the SUN is just so abhorrently brainless. harkon look at me. all life depends on the sun. you will run out of blood bags near immediately. you are functionally immortal and you've had so much time to come up with a less dumbass plan, but i'd bet real tamriel money that your research consists of stick figure doodles in your diary.

at this point in this text post i've started digging into elder scrolls lore about the three(3!?) different strains of vampirism and i wasn't trying to get this deep into it, but what i've learned says that harkon would definitely already be at the top of the vampyramid. he can't turn the entire world into vampires because there'd be nothing left to feed on, he can't KILL THE SUN BECAUSE. i don't need to say it again. of course i know he fails miserably even if you side with him. the sun was never in danger. but he WANTED it gone forever and he spent most of that questline patting himself on the back for being so so cool and smart.

skyrim vampires are fucking spoiled is what i'm saying. and harkon is the stupidest motherfucker northside of skyrim. oaughh the sun is bright and annoying hiss hiss. i myself have thought the same and i'm not a vampire, you ungrateful slut. and for cazador to be out-done by a man THIS stupid. harkon has everything you want and he's the sorriest excuse of a vampire villain ever. embarrassing. i hope they're both suffering immeasurably in vampire turbo superhell

[whitegoldtower]

Splish splash they were taking a bath. The fact that this happened in immediate succession had me almost cracking a rib from laughing. Gwalchmai's wig? Snatched. His gob? Smacked.

"Did you know, that if I had a septim for each time you have displayed such canny subtlety, I would be not only destitute, but also in a crippling amount of debt?"

[typophobia-hijinks]

I think my guy looks cool

[yourgothdolly]

Make me Shout🖤

[0mornings-dawn0]

Cooking a little something... ¬‿¬

EDIT: Now she has earrings because I can.

[kayderrart]

quick crazy doodle of Vyrthur to help me cope with reality

[monstersandmaw]

Grumpy short king rendered speechless by gorgeous vampire princess...

[vampiremommyinquisition]

Without further ado, bite

[sixrandompirates]

Can you leave my packages in Windhelm and not linger around to my secret spooky vampire lair please?

Though while you’re here can you play hide and seek with my child and cook him an actual meal?

[joitiks]

my only friend