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dearlexies · 7 months ago

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I didn't know what i was expecting to happen after watched Dead Boys Detectives but shipping a gay ghost from the edwardian era and a cat king definitely weren't something i expected

#catwin #edward payne #cat king #like why they have so much chemistry?#they are the whole periodic table #and the check kiss at the end #pls netflix i need a s2 #even tho the chances of them being endgame are below zero

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arrimorr · 4 months ago

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My ocs, Sir and Ser, aka the eldritch malevolent policemen 😔

#art #my art #oc #original characters #basically Sir came into existence during Russian empire #when the table of ranks was in its full power #so he is really competetive and individualistic #and sneaky in his misconducts #Ser came to existence during USSR #he is a perfect soviet picture of a police fugure that gone wrong #but at least he is more determined to adapt to the world changing #because he really wants to be a part of the community (you know... communism)#because of the same reason he follows Sir around #at first Sir despised him #bc the last thing that you wanted during the table of ranks historical period is for someone to take the higher place than you in hierarchy #and Ser WAS “created” to replace Sir #but in the end they both became the remnants of the past #so they mutually grew on each other #i have like...a whole story segment about them psychologically torturing one of my protagonists #but I cant help myself and draw some silly arts with them when the mood strikes #tfsg

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clarissaweasley-10 · 4 months ago

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Lyra : A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Lyra : And I started thinking. Lyra : Like, it was just trying to get food. Lyra : What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Grayson : Are you ok?

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borgialucrezia · 1 month ago

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peaky blinders — 5x05 created by steven knight

#i'm very normal and sane about tommylinda...totally not tweaking at all right now #the whole scene is intense but my eyes were wide open at his gentleness with her...rattling at the bars of my enclosure #tommyarthurlinda table sex...is this anything #dynamics of all time truly #peaky blinders #tommy shelby #linda shelby #tommy/linda #steven knight #tv shows #period drama #cillian murphy #kate phillips #pb text post

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shigussy · 5 months ago

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i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

#base line i started sobbing IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS and had my phone taken away bc i was watching the mv for the ghost of you by mcr #i went to school with cat whiskers #me and my bsf made a presentation about an imaginary trip to the planet uranus and we filled it with so many memes and butt puns she started #laughing so hard she couldn't breathe and i had to do the entire presentation alone and we got a standing ovation #my 8th grade science teacher hated us #another time same class we had an assignment where we had to make a bunch of words with the periodic table and we did shrek and lucifer one #after another and when we turned it in our teacher read it and immediately told us to leave💀💀#same class again different friend we saw NA on the periodic table and started singing nanana by mcr and got sent out of class bc we started #laughing so hard we couldn't breathe #high school i would eddie munson on the lunch tables #found that aspect of eddie so relatable #filmed youtube videos at my old hs that STILL EXIST ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL #id honestly have them up for anyone to see but my old bsf found them extremely embarrassing and she thinks i deleted them #i used to go to school with a whole library in my backpack like the entire pjo/hoo series of unfortunate events harry potter etc #my backpack had a bunch of doodles on it and it said battaco big asf and it was an inside joke with my friends for years bc of it #i also used to go to school dressed as frank iero/gerard way/etc #pete wentz eyeliner #larped with the anime club in this little corner outside of the library bc it had a bunch of trees and a 6 ft long stick that we took turns #holding and screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS‼️‼️#the middle school book club had movies days on fridays and when people tried to vote to watch the lighting thief movie i stood on my chair #and spent so long bitching about how bad it was that we had to do the movie the next monday bc people needed to go home and the librarian #could not stop my righteous fury #a teacher assaulted me trying to get me to stand for the flag so i dead weight dropped on top of him and then ran around the class to stay #away(real hard to do in a small music classroom) and when i got tired of that i beat him up a little and i didnt get in trouble bc he was #really embarrassed i got the drop on him(bc i had tiddies)#that man hated me for being trans #really got mad at me when the pledge started after that and id get up and salute while singing welcome to the black parade #was also genuinely bad at soccer that my teacher sent me off to other teachers when our class did soccer bc the only time i ever got the #ball i kicked it into the wrong goal #i got more stories but i ran out of tags :(

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eonars · 5 months ago

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i think im going to take my small collection of cabinet cards in my carryon backpack with me bc i dont want anything to happen to them just loose in the checked bags and bestie was like you know you have a real opportunity here to be the creepiest person in LAX

#im being told i should set them up around me while i eat food #and periodically put one on the tray table to look at the person next to me throughout the whole 10hr flight

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alice-fortesc-ur-mum · 1 month ago

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"Haha Alice you're the kind of person who would memorise 100 digits of pi just to show off."

... does the whole periodic table count? I've only memorised 47 digits of pi...

#No I'm serious I know the whole periodic table #I sing it spontaneously to annoy florean #It's my best weird flex #Well one of them

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why-the-heck-not · 1 year ago

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what the fuck, I miss math courses?? why??? they’re always a misery, why do I crave misery ???

#lowkey thinking about taking one just for the fuck of it #but the only thing the math courses have done is make my gpa worse #(i for some reason took a whole lot more math courses than I needed to bc I couldn’t imagine being in school and not having a math course #going on so I just automatically took one for every period ?? i still don’t know why like I could’ve spent that time on the coding courses #and not math that I’ll never use anywhere)#so I shouldn’t bc the gpa already isn’t the best and also got enough programming courses I gotta focus on #but the math that’s in coding is mostly probability and that’s the worst kind of math #my fave is mathematical logic and there’s a intro 2 on it starting soon (did the intro 1 already) and I rly want to but damn like no #did not think I’d ever be in a place where I’d have to actively convince myself to not take a math course oh how the turn tables #october 2023 #2023

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bw2 · 1 year ago

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I’m gonna CRY

#this is a dad from work. his kids are so awesome and funny #one of them talked about bfdi and fnaf the whole time and researched the periodic table while his sister and I sang together

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roimp · 2 years ago

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HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH (ME)

#lol i do no deserve my dad he's so nice and im just an asshole #NAHI AATA YAAR PHYSICS I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND ROTATIONAL MOTION #I DONT WANT YOUR ALPHA OMEGA WHATEVER KEEP IT WITH YOU #why cant i sing the periodic table song for my whole life #dni maybe #bye

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boycritter · 2 years ago

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soso gratefuly my chem teacher does not make us memorize the periodic table bc my mom just told me she had to memorize the entire table. as in for every element she had to know its name, symbol, atomic number, atomic mass, charge, and the name of the group it was in

#'i had to be able to take a white piece of paper and draw the periodic table in 20 minutes' WHAT #its was slightly less elements bc they hadnt found 112-118 yet #but still #and she also had to do this with the world map #not even just countries/continents she had to be able to draw and label all the mountains/lakes/rivers/etcs #i asked my dad if this was a mexican school thing or if my moms school was just insane and apparently it was a mexican school thing #mexican school sounds fucking crazy #my mom had to write her 28 letter full name on every single page of her notebooks #and the date fully written out #and the assignment #and the subject #also if you failed a class you could take a test over the WHOLE YEAR to not have to retake it #at my dads school you could take as many as you wanted #but at my moms if you took more than 2 in a year you straight up got kicked out #that happened to her brother and he got kicked out after his second to last year of high school

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mishkakagehishka · 2 years ago

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In any case i wanna write mika fics based on the dreams i've had of him

#specifically #i talked about those two #but the one where he gets cut open on a vivisection table #and the one with the whole ''making out while his wrists and palms are cut open so that he got blood all over me''#i think those could make for good oneshots #ofc i'd expand on more than what happened in the dreams #but you know. i think it'd be neat #and also i wanna write ab rinne. i still periodically think ab that dream where i found out what it was like to be niki #it was so funny. i woke up feeling so offended

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astronomalyy · 4 months ago

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when we did the Merchant of Venice in secondary school English everybody despised Antonio and Bassanio. our teacher was so happy about that. 'Yes! You understand the subtext! Shakespeare couldn't publicly condemn the antisemitism of the time so he performed the Tudor equivalent of blinking in Morse code by making them total shitlords and giving Shylock a passionate and humanizing speech so you'd understand the ending as deeply unjust tragedy!' and no one had the heart to tell him that it was actually because the class were aggressively shipping Portia and Nerissa and the other two were getting in the way

#text posting #honestly one of the best teachers we ever had. let us spent the whole period reading books and did voices for all the characters #the other teachers would put on the boss baby or whatever at the end of term but he had us doing these madly competitive vocab games #there were no stakes but those things were psychological warfare. teammates were traded. tables were gerrymandered #i remember giving a correct answer before he'd even finished the question and everyone accused me of 'reading the dictionary for fun'#taught us that the curtains could be blue for hundreds of reasons and if you could justify your interpretation it was valid #i miss nat 5 english... our next teacher did nothing but complain about the rice in chinese takeways and pretend to have played cuphead

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honkshoooooooo · 10 days ago

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She valence shell on my electron pair till I repulse

@beetleboness will get this

Girl do you have keys in your pocket or are your balls just jingly

#chemistry #the chem boy #crackbot #he memorized the whole periodic table

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steaksex · 6 months ago

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Okayyy i thiunk in gonna not do the piss stuff so much today. I think im getting some early period cramps and if not that then im getting some crazy digestive shit going on. Sorry for giving up but ummm. Me when the disability limots my ability to do awesome sex. Anyways i can probably still do other stuff i just cant deal with so many sources of discomfort at once!

#raunchy rabble #bwehhhh idk how invested anyone is #it was a lofty ambition to do the same thing for a whole week though to be honest #im reallybhoping its not my period coning early because dude if it is i may be in for a real rough fuckon week #i do hope if it is my period though that i bleed crazy style. so i can post pictures for my awesome freak mutuals #and again other sex stuffs on tha table i just like. cant deal w so much discomfort AND eother case for my stomach cramps #is like. not boding well for bathroom stuff

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jeeppu · 7 months ago

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I wanna surprise my gf with a spontaneous gift but that means keeping my mouth shut until it arrives!!

#how am I gonna survive a whole week!!#I bought her a poster of periodic table about 3 years ago but it's taken so much damage bc we never bought a proper frame #I have been wanting to surprise her with a new one for a while now #(she is my science nerd 🩷)#BUT A WHOLE WEEK #im gonna suffer #but it will be worth it!!#other rants

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