#they are so nasty istg

[hayweerc]

Gross. They kissed. Can't believe it.

[bubbarnes]

“... yeah, I think Bucky could be a great dad.”

[murrpa]

what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋

(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)

[historyartthings]

It’s the daily mail so i don’t know why I’m surprised but, what is wrong with you? you’re an actual freak

[futurequibblerjournalist]

I need people to bring back gross Sirius, I need that man to have like 20% less manners

[macncheems]

why are people shipping fionna x simon? UHMMMMM THATS LITERALLY FATHER AND DAUGHTER???? EXCUSE ME????

[overwhelmed-frog]

wotc/hasbro is already bad enough for d&d as it is for the love of FUCK we cannot let elon musk take over

[spotaus]

Hello everyone! I'm tired and have a morning off so I am picking another request in my inbox off the list! Here's a lq wip of the one I'm working on rn

[bear-cubs-art-things]

okay one last post before I go to bed.

And I'm super fucking pissed as I write this.

So, I'm in NHS at my school. Neat, right? And I'm looking for some service hours, so I sign up to do bleachers clean up after the football game tonight (we won btw).

I do the clean-up, do a quick band favor for a friend by putting away some percussion equipment, and as I do so, I find the NHS kids getting their service logs signed.

I walk up to one of the officers, and I tell her "hey, I'm gonna run this (the perc equipment) to the band room real quick, then I'll be back to get my hours signed :D"

She gives me a puzzled-ish looks, and asks me if I'm in band. I say yes. Another girl turns around and says "band kids don't get service hours for bleachers clean up"

...

EX-FUCKING-C U S E ME?????

SO YOURE TELLING ME I SPENT AN HOUR - AN H O U R - OF MY TIME CLEANING TRASH FROM THE BLEACHERS, ONLY TO NOT GET SERVICE HOURS FOR IT??????

Mind you, I need 3 club hours by the end of the quarter, and so far I have none.

AND ME, A BAND KID, WHO IS DONE WITH HER BAND DUTIES, CANT GET FUCKING HOURS FOR PICKING UP TRASH??????? I DONT SEE OTHER BAND KIDS PICKING UP TRASH BC THE DIRECTOR TOLD EM TO!!!!!

I swear to fucking God I'm gonna murder some one I'm so salty about this.

And the only other time I can get hours for nhs is our first competition day, during the only break i have (12-4). Even better, my little sibling has volleyball tryouts the same day.

And the best part? Oh-ho, THE BEST PART???

NO ONE FUCKING SAID ANYTHING.

NOT A WORD ABOUT BAND KIDS BEING INELIGIBLE FOR SERVICE HOURS REGARDING BLEACHERS CLEAN UP.

NOT A SINGLE FUCKING WORD.

Im gonna spontaneously combust oh my fucking God.

[theinfinitedivides]

he left the Benz in the locker so it wouldn't tempt him but look who came crawling back in his three piece suit like he owns the sh*t (he does)

[anotherqueersnailowner]

bro why did no one mention how fuckin pokey bromeliads are I just got one for the ball python I'm adopting n this mf has gotdamn serrated edges wtf

[kavehater]

Laughing at the fact DB asked me to “come over” like okay first of all we’re on the other side of the world from each other second … literally WHAT would we do if I went to America I know exactly what would happen and there is little to nothing else that could stem from such a trip other than that. That’s a lot of money and effort spent travelling just for that bro get a girl in your own country goddamn 😭

[fandomsoda]

Being autistic means that videos that are centered around relaxing sounds can be very helpful for me, but so help me GOD if there’s a sound that I don’t like that goes on for more than 5 seconds-

[petercushing]

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[llegato]

UGHHHHGGGH

[karmaphone]

watching ppl age up 4 and 6 year old characters for the express purposes of shipping them