#they are so barbie and ken coded bro

[starcentered]

aphmau has a good day every day, garroth only has a good day if aphmau looks at him.

[herejusttosufferalong]

I think L gave us a lot of hints/messages about what might be going on post-premiere in that Jimmy F appearance. Let’s note that this was after Papgate, after his and N’s social media posts in the fallout period, and after Milan if I am remember correctly? The more I think about it the more I think his team crafted the content we saw to reset his public image, explain some things, and encourage the audience to give him some grace. It was damage control/positive PR/but also some explanations for what we are seeing.

First off, he came off relaxed and confident, a big contrast from how stressed he looked when he had been papped. I think they were also trying to portray him as a friendly and relatable regular guy who had suddenly been thrust into fame as a heartthrob and romantic lead.

Him running from the carriage scene music/talking about how he is not used to the level of fame and exposure and recognition that has come with the success of the show (barber story, needing security in Brazil).

The reference to JB passing down the guide that was called “How to fall in love in front of 82 million people” - more messaging that it is difficult to have that level of scrutiny and specifically when playing a romantic lead when you have insane chemistry with your costar.

The romantic lines, read B-ton style (these are so L/N coded and reference things L or N have brought up in interviews, with the exception of “East Peasy Lemon Squeezy.) We’ve got:

Espresso lyrics - song with significance to the ship, also what L was listening to getting ready for the London premiere, Honeybee, come get that pollen lyrics

“Penelope, we were on a break!” -this is the biggest hint right here of why L was papped/appears in a relationship with another woman after we have seen his and N’s chemistry jump off the screen for 6 months and also in the show itself. THEY (N/L) WERE ON A BREAK. I don’t think he wanted to be on a break, but they were, and I think they’re now on another one while he tries to get his affairs in order. And note that he says “Penelope,” not Rachel, which would be the accurate pop culture quote. Which doesn’t really make sense because he and P are never on a break during the show unless you count the time she stops writing to him and he goes off the rails. Penelope is code for N. Also he is referencing the R/R relationship/timing issues again.

Then the Barbie quote. I think this somewhat addresses him being attached to a strong beautiful powerful woman (LWD or N, take your pick) and that dynamic of potentially being overshadowed and having to find your own self worth in order to handle it . I don’t think that last part about being her Ken was scripted (JF even gives him a wtf look and then it gets cut when it airs), but he made it clear he is happy being her Ken. He basically claims his ass as hers on National TV without meaning to.

I think the interview didn’t have purposeful mention of N for a reason, he was trying to emphasize his role as a B-bro and an actor and romantic lead in his own right, and connect him to the other male leads, and the clip they chose showed that.

He then follows up with a social media post confirming a late night/non-work/non PR beach walk with N and said security guards. I mean… that was a date, and for him to post that in the face of everyone saying he had hard-launched A and he and N were “all PR” is crazy. They also have to be aware of all of the Brazil reports and speculation.

I think the messaging was: This is level of fame and exposure is new, he’s figuring it out, give him a break. Also, everything is okay between N&L so don’t worry, there may be reasons for why what we are seeing doesn’t make sense but they are figuring it out between them.

Would the general audience pick up on all of that? No, but the hardcore fans would so they layered it all in there. Maybe his PR team isn’t that dumb afterall?

I know there’s speculation N was there- I don’t know if she was but her immediate like definitely showed support and that they are still a team. Wouldn’t surprise me if she had a hand in some of that strategy.

I think this is the first in depth analysis I have ever seen on the JF appearance that I mostly agree with.

Thanks for sharing 💜🥃

[amirasainz]

i feel like out of anyone lando is the only one carlos truly is okay with dating hsi sister

I can understand why you would think so. Let me present to you some reasons why non of the drivers would be suitable/favourite boyfriends for Amira. (all are just Carlos opinions)

Reasons:

Charles:

even tho he has a good heart, he is a walking red flag

he already had a lot of girlfriends

after the break up with Charlotte, he already had Alex as his new girlfriend after a few weeks

he will never leave Ferrari, which is kind of toxic

could manipulate his sister with his cute dog

he still has his Ferrari seat

they are friend and team-mates

and he has this romance thing with Max ???

Max:

he has the nickname "Mad Max" for a reason

has two cats, so he could turn his sister into a cat person

and Carlos doesn't really like cats

Max is sometimes really arrogant

and he grew up in this toxic environment (which Carlos knows is not his fault)

he just doesn't want his sister to have Jos Verstappen as father in law

Carlos also doesn't like the dutch anthem

Lewis:

that man already took his seat and now wants his sister

absolutely not!

what else does he want, his lungs?

Lewis seems to be really focused on racing, so wouldn't have the time to spend time with Amira

he's also older than her

would properly dress his sister in clothes he chose

but main problem: HE STOLE HIS SEAT

Oscar:

Oscar stole Lando from him

and he drivers really recklessly (Carlos opinion)

he crashed to often with him

Oscar also said he should stop whining, which he does NOT do (I'm just saying Miami 2024)

he lives in Australia, which would mean his sister has to live at the end of the world

he's just a baby himself and is too young to be in a relationship

Pierre:

No

Just no

And here are some reasons why Lando wouldn't be the favourite/suitable boyfriend:

if they would break up, he can't be friends with Lando anymore

he will obviously take Amiras side

Lando also had this whole Raya scandal thing

his last girlfriend received a lot of hate (which is not Landos fault)

it just means that LN4 fans are toxic af

and he doesn't want this for his little sister

also, Lando would break the "Bro-Code"

sometimes Lando is as arrogant as Max

and he touches his sister to often in front of him

he also doesn't speak Spanish

All in all, his sister will always be to good for any man! I mean, look at her. She's Barbie and they are just Ken.

[restinslices]

Earth realm boys dating a popstar???? 👀👀👀👀

“Send me ideas guys” *proceeds to hit brain block* I didn’t know if you wanted the Lin Kuei Bros or Syzoth involved but imma add this little rule/guideline(?) so I don’t throw myself down the stairs. So the Earthrealm Boys will be Johnny, Kenshi, Kung Lao, Raiden and Liu Kang. Lin Kuei Bros are Bi-Han, Kuai Liang and Tomas. You can also ask for specific characters but IMMA LET YALL KNOW RIGHT NOW y’all have a limit of FIVE people per post or I’m sleeping in traffic.

Johnny Cage 

If you think Johnny Cage is anything other than excited, you're wrong. 

There's no way he doesn't enjoy dating a pop star. 

He'd tell you how great your names sound together. Johnny Cage the movie star and you the pop star. 

He's probably asked you if your songs can be in his movies. 

I think he'd be extremely supportive. Sometimes a little overbearing. Some people might enjoy him wanting to come to every show, while some people may say “dude, calm down”. 

Your ringtone on his phone is one of your songs for sure 

He also asks for some of your merch for free since ya know, debt 😀

If there's a dance that goes along with it, I can definitely see him learning it and showing you how good (bad) he is 

Please let him be in your music videos. He's on his knees begging 

He has such a huge ego, he'd probably say something like “you can't possibly turn down an A lister like me”

He's so President of your fanclub 

He also posts exclusives of you on his social media 

This may sound selfish but he's hoping your popularity will increase his. When we meet him, his fame is dying out so he's hoping being seen with you will remind people he exists 

Don't get it misconstrued though. He adores you. He just can't help but have these thoughts 

Probably makes you promise to dedicate a song to him too. Realistically he wants an album but he'll take whatever

He's so Ken coded to me and remember, Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. You're his Barbie, regardless of gender 

Kenshi Takahashi 

Considering the fact that he's on the run from the Yakuza, uhhhh he's not the happiest 

Is he proud? Yeah. But dating him puts a huge target on your back. Kenshi can hide. You, as a popstar, can't do that. You're always in the spotlight. And since the Yakuza got connections, they'd find out somehow. 

He'd encourage you to take a break until things cool over. Only problem is he doesn't know when that'd be, and the music industry is competitive. You don't have time to be on a break. People could forget about you. 

Under any other circumstance, he'd be happy for you. Not many people can make it in the music industry. There are tons of people who have big plans but settle for less. 

In any other circumstance he'd listen to your songs, spread the word about your concerts, buy your merch cause he's not in debt, even attend a few concerts. 

Now though, he's uptight and worried. Every concert you have he's worried will be your last. Any fan meet you have he's worried will end in death. 

I honestly think he'd try to actively avoid anything that has to do with your career. It's a constant reminder that you're doing the exact opposite of what he's asking you to and you're putting yourself in danger. This could possibly cause a lot of arguments since he could come off as controlling when in reality he's worried and trying to be cautious 

He's trying to avoid anything to do with your career but every playlist he has has your songs sprinkled throughout them 

Overall he's proud of you but life has him pretty uptight. He'll be his normal self once he restores his clan. 

Kung Lao

This cocky little shit is so hype his partner is famous 

I can see him talking about your music with others like “my partner? They make music. You probably know them. I don't know yours though cause they're unknown. How are y'all paying the bills?”

You tell him not to do that but he continues anyway. Everyone had to know how awesome you were compared to them

Idk why I have this scene in my head of him buying your concert tickets to sell it again but make it more expensive. I legit don't know why but I couldn't ignore it. 

Kung Lao has such a huge ego and your success does not help that. In fact, it makes it worse 

How many people can say they're dating a popstar? Or anyone famous for that matter?

I can see him “helping” with lyrics but the shit he tries to add is dog shit so you do not add it, which he does not get. 

“I have an ear for music” “An ear. Not a talent”

Starts a fanclub and forces Raiden to be involved 

You'd think he's the popstar with how much pride he has when it comes to your career 

Like Kenshi, he has a whole playlist dedicated to you and your songs are sprinkled throughout his other playlists 

If you ask for his honest opinion on a song, he's gonna give you his honest opinion so be prepared. It's like asking a kid if a jacket makes you look fat. 

He doesn't mean to be malicious. He just can't have you releasing bad shit. His approach just isn't the best but it's all with love 

“What do you think about Bubblegum?” “The chorus isn't catchy at all if I'm being honest. You've definitely made better” 

He'd help though by saying what he liked from other songs and it'd steer you in the right direction 

Your career? No. Y'ALL career. UterUS type shit

In all seriousness, he's very happy that out of all the celebrities you could be with, you chose a non celebrity like him.

Raiden

Honestly I don't think anyone would even know you're dating. He's just too shy. 

With Johnny, he's famous and has no shame so that's how people know you're together. The Yakuza is out here so that's how they know about you and Kenshi. Kung Lao is Kung Lao, idk how else to explain it. With Raiden though, I don't think he'd want your fans to know you're dating. 

He's shy and also values privacy and you respect that. Your fans know you're dating someone just not who. 

He probably has a second account he uses to stay up to date with fan discourse 

Likes every edit of you and shows you them. 

“Were you looking these up?” “I… don't know what you could possibly mean”

I don't think he's a big concert person. I don't know why. At least not a huge, no personal space type of concert. So I think he'd do other things to support like using that second account to promote your activities, reposting edits, and buying your stuff. 

Knowing his luck, that second account for privacy and being sneaky would end up getting fans attention. He'd become the main update page everyone goes to. Guess he wasn't sneaky enough 

Probably asks you to sing to him when it's quiet 

Has bought a poster of you and forgot to take it down when you came over 

“Kung Lao put that up” “Mhm, sure”

He has two hats. His normal hat and a hat that has stickers of you on it. Kung Lao or Johnny probably did it to tease him but he kept it anyway 

Dedicate a song to him and watch how flustered he gets. He'd be so honored 

If you had an MV and there was a love interest in it, he wouldn't wanna be jealous but it'd happen. 

Everytime he sees you perform or hears you, he falls deeper in love. Like Kung Lao, he's very happy you picked him to be your love and muse 

Liu Kang

He probably saw this coming based on your life in the past timeline

Knowing how the past timelines were though, your life was probably chaotic and your music career was probably disturbed by the constant threats 

Seeing you just having fun and making music in this timeline would make him extremely happy and proud of himself for creating such a peaceful timeline (at first)

Liu Kang has glowing eyes so there's a chance concerts aren't happening, but I think he'd still stream your music like everyone else 

Would probably try to keep you far away from any disturbances. When he takes his champions to Outworld, he makes up a lie. He doesn't want what you're passionate about disturbed at all 

Supportive in the sense that he's always going to say “yes” to whatever ideas you have. A breakup song? Great idea. A fun party song? Awesome. A fan meet? Sounds fun. 

He genuinely just wants you happy this time and music makes you happy. 

You could talk him into using his fire as some background effect as long as others won't see 

He talks you into doing smaller performances at Madam Bo's. You're spying on Raiden and Kung Lao without even knowing 

Whenever you find out about the shit storm going on, he does not want you involved and will say so. He wants you to focus on your passion and let him take care of it. Whether you do or not is up to you 

After all that though you'd probably end up making music for Johnny's movie about shit that happened. He doesn't disapprove but thinks you can do better than make a soundtrack for Johnny 'Big Mouth’ Cage 

Secret fanboy. Forced to act all serious all the time but he's mumbling your lyrics under his breath, even if it's super cutesy. 

He's just so happy for you. I know I keep repeating it but you probably DIED in the past timeline or some shit so seeing you happy and just living? It shows his efforts for peace paid off. 

I usually say smth after but idk what to say. I wanna start art commissions so bad but half bodies are kicking my ass. I’m finna start tweaking fr

[shortmexicangirl]

fuck it barbie movie but make it ladynoir

now with part 2

sorry but the entire ‘i’m just ken’ song warner bros just released is SO ladynoir coded. she is everything, he’s just ken (as every f/m ship should be). thank you chat noir for being The Most ken of all time.

original reference for those who haven’t seen it:

[sunlitmcgee]

And y'know while I'm on about how the fandom is strangely weird about Anya in trying to empower her, I find the confidence a lot of people show in claiming she'd yell at/hate/want Nothing to do with Curly if they did get out of there...odd.

Curly fucked up horribly. He failed her. There were a dozen little things he could've done, ranging from giving her to the gun, letting her sleep in the medbay, locking Jimmy in the cryopod/storage hull, and he didn't. Because bro code patriarchy is a hell of a drug and he's a man raised in a system where that's the norm and it's fucked up and he is a stupid lil' shithead for it.

But the claims that because of this it is stupid or immoral or missing the point to explore their relationship as anything other than hateful resentment and guilt and shame miss all the ways we see Anya show Curly a remarkable level of care inspite of how he failed her. I said previously that Anya could, at any time, simply stop treating Curly and let him die. She is the only one onboard with medical knowledge. It would be easy for her to ignore him, let him die, and lie and said she just couldn't manage with their supplies. Yet she doesn't.

She stays with him. She plays him music. She expresses a sincere level of camaraderie towards the pain Curly is in and physically cannot bring herself to hurt him more by forcing the painkillers into him. She is compassionate and humane towards someone she has no reason to be and has every reason to resent and lash out against.

And yeah...maybe part of the reason is so she doesn't set Jimmy off. She's allowed to have several reasons. She's allowed to be complex. Shocking I know but women Can in fact have nuanced thought processes behind why they do or don't do things.

Curly is the first person Anya felt safe going to about her rape...he's the captain, but beyond that, she trusts him as a friend. And that sort of care doesn't just rapture away after you spend months keeping the person alive and as comfortable as possible....she killed herself next to this guy........whereas she blocked everyone else out, she made a point to sit next to Curly as she died. Because even after everything, he was the one safe person she could show that vulnerability to, as sick and awful and wretching the context was.

Just.....it feels like people who hate the Barbie movie because Barbie didn't scream or try to kill Ken at the end after he wronged her........women aren't all vengeful and violent towards men who have done them wrong.....women are complex because people are complex and no two victims are gonna have the same feelings and reactions and thoughts about their abusers or the people who enabled them............let my girl have her messy weird attachments and feel weird fondness for that guy......let her be messy and human....ahhghgh

[theodoraflowerday]

heartstopper s3e4 live episode reaction 😭

fine. time to watch what's widely considered the best heartstopper episode so far

know I will probably not be rewatching this because I'm already at a level of sobbing that might wake up my mom

nellie makes me so happy

not tara being the one telling nick to start journaling

oh my god it's gonna be literally all of journey. like the diary entries and all. oh my god I see it. oh my god that's gonna WRECK ME

NOT ALL THREE OF THEM SITTING ON THE COUCH TOGETHER BABIES

god

literally none of this is okay I feel like I'm a faucet that's open all the way I can barely see the screen

not him and nellie

bro I could really use a sarah hug right about now

THE RUGBY LADS NOOOOOO

IMOGEN KEEPS SENDING ME COUPLES COSTUME IDEAS AKDJSKFJSKFIDLFIF bro immy's so cute I wanna keep her in my pocket forever

tara is an angel

NOT BARBIE AND KEN AKDJDKFJDOF IMOGEN I LOVE YOU

not the creepy moos skfusofjslfjdkfj

okay that was....... way too sad

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS. NICK NELSON LOVES CHARLIE SPRING.

nick's drinking??? oh honey no

OH MY FUCKING GO D

OH Y GOD

OGMYNFLFKDLFKD THEYRE DKIISIMG

IMOGENSAHAR TEAAAAAMMMMMM

what's their name? I'm going with zaheaney

OH NO SHES THROWING UP AND TALKING ABOUT EXPERIMENTATION NOOOOOOOO

oh god that is horrifying

this is giving me so much anxiety

(tarcy as Shrek and Fiona are goals tho)

oh nO

DONT FUCKING

I'LL KILL MYSELF

NICK BABY NOOOOOOOOO

god

yeah this isn't good

"your marvel agenda is never gonna work on me" it still might, let me introduce y'all to billy kaplan and teddy altman

NOT THE KPSIDD DOWN KISS please can we have nick as MJ

"aw, can't I play the mental illness card?" "nope, the s-word rules still apply to the mentally ill" bro i wish I had nick and charlie when i was younger

im never gonna stop crying am i

no I'm never gonna stop crying

god

this isn't good i might genuinely dehydrate

not the backwards bit

oh god

yeah it does feel a bit like you're fractured doesn't it

tori helping to decorate charlie's room :(

god

GEOFF HI

I keep having to pause. like little sobbing breaks. why is this hitting me so hard.

"he's my favorite. your friends are annoying but I like him" nicktori :(

susan is so awesome

"you were having your summer of love, it's not a crime" "well, i love You too" :( charlie and tao :(

"but I missed it" god I keep going into sobbing spirals bro

"can you explain to me what happened with imogen and sahar? because nick was being way too empathetic about it and I actually don't really know what happened" LMFAODKDLDKSLFJSLFJSLFJSLFJ

to be fair to nick he had to hold immy's hair up while she threw up and cried about it so he prob doesn't have the most objective perspective

A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TEQUILA oh my god I was drinking a Lot at 16 and that's still way beyond anything that should be happening at that age

NOT TAOS FILM I'M GONNA DIE

BODNFLSKF NO

"but i wasn't prepared and I cried for about four hours" isaac describing me watching this episode

BARBIE AND DRACULA SEEN MAKING OUT AT A HOUSE PARTY

CUT THE CAMERA ITS BREAKING MY DOCUMENTARY CODE OF ETHICS

IS THAT HOW DARCY TOLD THE GROUP THAT THEYRE USING THEY/THEM PRONOUNS? YOU CANT BE FR

DARCY OLSSON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IN THE MOST NONBINARY WAY POSSIBLE

oh my god tao's gonna become a trash reality producer when he's older, he's got eye for The Drama™

NOT NATHAN AND YOUSSEF LEAVE THEM ALONE WEIRDOS SKFIDUGIDUGODJGDLGJDLGK

"we have a lot planned" "we do? oh god" lmao I love them

that little hug I love nick and charlie so much :(

SUSAN I LOVE YOU

oh my god tori holding out her hand

SPRING SIBS SUPREMACY

WHERE'S THE "haha, since when is anything I do straight?" LINE ALICE HOW DARE YOU TAKE THIS AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE

(it'd also be missing michael and olly so. yk. yeah nvm let's keep it)

oh wow that was a long ass hug

well

I haven't cried this hard with an episode of television since............ I don't know since when lmao

honestly genuinely this might be the hardest cry I've done all year so thanks for that

[nityarawal]

11/6/2023

Cyber Girl

Afternoon Songs

Got A Prompt From Elon

"I'm A Cyber Girl Living

In A Cyber World,"

"Perfect!" - Cybergirl

"It's Fantastic

In The Future

There's No Plastic!"

But We Worry

Where The Cyber Junk

Goes In Space

And If AI

Is Cheatin'

Duplicate Us If You

Want To

But You'll Have To Pay

Nothing Is Free,

"It's Fantastic

In The Future 

There's No Plastic!"

We Need Tesla

To Get Our Kids

And Coffee Now

Just A Sweet 

Memory in A 

Vintage Roadster

Keeps Us Going

Since 2016

Elon Clause

That's Written

A Musical

Coming Next

Made Me Barf

Is It Too Racist 

To Say 

Merry Christmas

Elon Ken

And Add A Hug

To Your X

"O"

Space X

Hugs

"It's Fantastic 

In The Future

There's No Plastic,"

Just Bit Coin

Don't Have To Deal 

With Lying Bankers

Or BBVA AI Scams

Rewind AI

Fast Forward

Demands Ringo

And 8 Billion

Parents

Po Paid

PNC

Lexus

Triple A

Wells Fargo

Fidelity

Google

Facebook 

Scams

Facebook Out

Walrus

Chess

Queen's Move

Cybergals In The Future

Could Be Really Happy

It's True

But Earthlings

Love 

Water

Sun

Om Namah Shivaya

Warmth

Nesting

Homes

With Kids

Will Want A Planet

Like Mother Earth

4 Seasons

5 Elements

Natural

Do You Think Mars

Could Ever Do

We Want Saint Elon

Multiplied

For Hosts

What'd You Do

With 

Cyber Gal

In Vegas

Is It True 

You Have A New 

Robot Girlfriend

What'd You Do

With Cybergal

In Vegas

Did Elvis Marry You

Did You Choose

Her Because She

Needs No Oxygen

No Temperature

Gauge

She's A Perfect 

Sex Toy

But Can We Trust

Her

Will Their Be Armies

Of Them

Mars Full Of Naked

Barbie

Cyber Gals

How Can We Compete

With That

We Might Visit

Our Kids

Disney Trip To Mars

If It Became

Effortless

Shooting Rockets

Cybergals

Need Cybertrucks

Now

#4BillionMothersStrong 

Vote With Their

Feet

For AI Dreamers

White Lace

Purity

You'll See

Cybergals 

Will Sell Their

Cyber Homes

All Day Long On X

Cyber Moms

Cyber Realtors

Will Want 

Their Cyber Kids

And If You Clone

Us Good

You Can Have A

Harem Of Lovely

Prototypes

Servants

Britney

Reality

Nitya

Winners

We Heard You

Allright

If You Want A

Cybergal

Deliver A Cybertruck 

Tonight

Get News 

On Our Space X

Kids

Rewind

Because 

They Appear

Sold Out

To Tesla

And Space X

C'Mon Elon

Let's Go Party

Get Our Kids

Let's Peace Out

Already

Gonna Give Me A 

New Download

Make Me Feel Fantastic

Heal Us Elon

Clause

Boys Want To Be 

Like You

Saint Elon

Learn Mindfulness

Relaxed Laughing

Loved PayPal 

Until

They Kicked

Me Off

For Billing

Partners

Lead Handymen

F'ing With My Business

What The "F"

Cyber Elon

Can't We Say that 

WTF

Occasionally

For Good Measure

When BBVA Silences

Customers

Denies Bank Records

And Pfizer

In Pitzburgh

Calls Back

For PPNC Fraud

WTF

Is In Order

With Real Tesla

Gals That Can

Crunch

Numbers

Full Disclosures

Grock

Non- Violent Communication

Buddha

Stockholm Syndrome 

For A Reason

Goddesses

Get Spotify

Pods

Out

Yet America

Hands Molded Over

22.7 Million

In Government

Carve Back Their 

Salaries

Is It Hateful

We Don't Really 

Think So

Let Them

Enjoy Kim

Kardashians Nipples

Party Favors

"I'M A CYBER GIRL

LIVING IN A CYBER WORLD!

PERFECT!

ITS FANTASTIC

IN THE FUTURE

THERE'S NO PLASTIC!"

You can Guap

To Mars

Grock

Like Marshall Rosenburg

Aspire To

Occupy

With Peace

Change Programming

Release Spike Proteins

Nothing

Like Acne

Purifying

Turn Pyramid

Upside Down

With Joe Rogan

Balance Blood Sugar

In A Heart Beat

Dr. Musk

Releasing

Worthy Remedies

Super Intelligent

Clean And Healthy

Limbic System

Overload

Says Elon Ken

At Court

Oh No

Do Not Woe

Tesla AI To

Rescue

To Crunch 

Code

Fast

Dissolve

Divorce

Painless

Surgeries

Just A Liquidating

Button

Bros

In 5 Minutes

Or Less

But Best

Part Is She Looks

Like #FreeBritney

#WeHeardYou

#NityaEternal

Love

With Big Dividends

And Services 

Replacing

Belligerent

Customer Service

Haters

Without Getting

Hung Up On

Disciplined

Told Off

Sold Out

Raped

By Law Offencement

Teslas Eyes Might

Get Wide Like

Buddha

Shocked

But Sticks And Stones

Won't Break 

Her Bones

And Hopefully She'll 

Coach You

Back To Peace

Wiser

We Don't Feel You 

Need A Neurolink

Only 52 

Sexy Elder Now

Than College 

Coder

Maybe It's

The Consumerism

Bean Counting

In Leu Of

Spirit

That Makes Us

Nauseous

5 Wives

5 Lives

5 Elons

5 Cloned Husband's

Nannies

Vows

Loyalty

Prude in Pride

Monogamy

Ever

A Possibility

Matchmaking

Thoughtfully

Mindfully

Eternally

Unifying

Peace,

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal 

[aion-rsa]

Link Tank: First Look at the Campaign for Halo Infinite

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We finally have some looks at the highly anticipated video game Halo Infinite’s campaign, and it looks very promising.

“Halo Infinite picks up after the events of Halo 5 and sees Master Chief trying to figure out why Cortana, his longtime AI partner, went rogue and tried to destroy humanity. He’s seeking another AI, code-named ‘The Weapon,’ who was allegedly designed as a countermeasure to Cortana. The Banished—a splinter faction of Chief’s enemies-turned-allies the Covenant—is in his way.”

Read more at Kotaku

No, this isn’t a live-action Toy Story remake, but Ryan Gosling is in talks to play Ken in the upcoming Barbie movie.

“Per Deadline, Gosling has stepped into the part of the anatomically ambiguous doll—full name Kenneth Sean Carson, Wikipedia insistently informs us—on behalf of Greta Gerwig. Gerwig has been assembling a Barbie movie for a few months now, most notably by dressing Margot Robbie up as the iconic doll herself. Gerwig also co-wrote the script for the film with Noah Baumbach, officially giving this Barbie movie a better pedigree than the vast majority of Barbie-based film projects we can think of in Hollywood history.”

Read more at The A.V. Club

The internet wants Kristen Stewart to reteam with her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson in The Batman, but she has more significant parts in mind.

“The Internet loves the idea of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being reunited in one way or another. The stars of the Twilight franchise are both experiencing a high-profile resurgence right now. Stewart is starring as Princess Diana in the upcoming film Spencer and she’s receiving rave reviews, while Robert Pattinson is getting ready to star as Bruce Wayne in the upcoming film The Batman.”

Read more at The Mary Sue

Dune did pretty well at the domestic box office this weekend, but will it be enough for Warner Brothers to greenlight a sequel?

“The box office has been fairly good for October thanks to films like Venom 2 and Halloween Kills, but there’s been some uncertainty about what would happen with Dune. Fortunately for Warner Bros., it seems like the new Denis Villeneuve movie’s doing pretty well for its opening theatrical run. Deadline’s reported that the new adaptation of Frank Herbert’s acclaimed novel has earned $40.1 million for the first weekend, also making it the highest domestic opening of Villeneuve’s career.”

Read more at Gizmodo

Underworld star Kate Beckinsale admits to having a genius-level IQ, and the actress thinks it’s holding her back in her career.

“The 48-year-old actress talked to Howard Stern on his show Wednesday and was asked about her IQ, which is odd for a plethora of reasons. But anyway, Beckinsale claimed her IQ was ‘very high’ and that her mother, Judy Loe, had her tested as a child ‘because very bright children are near unbearable.’ She then went on to casually admit she has an IQ of 152, which as per Healthline is wildly high. Healthline says ‘a score of 130 or higher signals a high IQ’ and that usually people who belong to Mensa, the High IQ society, have an IQ of 132 or higher.”

Read more at Jezebel

Can’t get enough of Michael Myers and Halloween? Here are some shocking facts you might not have known about the horror franchise.

“John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978) started out as a low-budget horror flick about a silent shape quietly following a young babysitter around a suburban neighborhood on Halloween (while stabbing a bunch of people), then became an unexpectedly massive hit. Before long, it had morphed into a bulky franchise so conflicted with its own story that it kept rewriting it and dismissing entire films within the series altogether.”

Read more at Mental Floss

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If I were in:

Barbie's canon: I'd be one of the boys she dated before she got back with Ken. I have a blond bowl cut and yellow jeans. Last year I was reincarnated as a hipster and I have brown hair and a bowtie now. Whenever someone brings up my perfect ex, I faint.

Zelda: Ganon poisoned my fairy fountain to turn me into a side-quest monster-girl. Once you defeat me, I return to looking like all the other fairies. They reused my monster-girl asset in Majora to make me a goth barber who talks in the third person to avoid using pronouns. Fans have found clues in the code that suggest I'll be in BotW2, but they're probably wrong.

Tales of Symphonia: I'm Zelos' rude bro/wingman from college and I have a huge gay crush on him but I've never told him. He'd probably have sex with me but would he really love me?? I don't know!! Meanwhile, he's forgotten I exist. I have blue hair. I burn down a church for some important reason. A half-elf kills me but I deserved it.

Cowboy Bebop: I'm a babe with a mysterious connection to a mountain-man-themed bounty. At first they think I'm his girlfriend, then his mom, and then it turns out I actually died 15 years ago and I'm really a puppet (or a corpse?) being operated by a pasty nerd in a bunker.

Eragon: I ran away from my family's evil palace to join the Varden. Eragon announces he's killed one of Galbatorix's advisors and I'm like, "That was my father." I faint. He feels really bad. At an unrelated incident, I splash my glass of champagne-equivalent at Murtagh.

Animaniacs: I'm some kind of old-timey sci-fi spoof, but I turn out to be an insufferable nerd who the Warner siblings utterly demolish. I am also a metaphor for the writers' burnout.

Gilbert & Sullivan: I'm a terrible poet who everyone has to tolerate because I'm the son of a lord. It turns out the babies were switched and I'm actually the son of a shepherd! But my rich girlfriend marries me anyway because she has hilariously terrible taste, so I don't have to be poor for more than one tearful act.

Don Bluth's oeuvre: I'm the hero's cousin; I get just one line in the opening number before we're almost all killed off. I'm the only one who doesn't make it into the flashback-cloud-nightmare-sequence, but that's okay because I have the best bangs.

Narnia: Find me in hell with Susan, doing our makeup together.

Digimon: I'm the monster that is formed when you combine Wormmon and Gomamon's evolutions. I look similar to a Lisa Frank skateboarding Martian, but hot. Jeff Nimoy does a Bill & Ted voice for me. I am exactly as chill as my humans are anxious.

No-holds-barred Howard Ashman Disney movie: I'm the most nuanced fucking mother in animation history. Everyone wants to impress me. I have a cool flaw, like I smoke cigars or tell really good lies. I sing the saddest song in the universe.

Artemis Fowl: At first, I'm a jaded American journalist who is trying to catch a glimpse of the fairies but my hairbrained schemes keep getting foiled. Then in the next book, I get captured by Opal Koboi. A lesser woman would be frightened, but I'm a professional, dammit, and this is the story of a lifetime! Then my mind is wiped. But then, in the next book, I remember! But no one believes me. But I don't care because I just go live in the woods with my radical centaur girlfriend. It's technically a loose thread, in case there's ever another book.

Scooby Doo: I'm a queer-coded red herring, but I DO want to murder Shaggy. It never comes up, but I do want to. You can tell.

If I could be anything in Star Trek, I'd be a Maquis Andorian in a really complicated polycule.

If I could be anything in Star Wars, I'd be a Crimson Dawn Balosar married to a beefy Zabrak.

I want antennae and I want to not cooperate with the government, but the WRONG way. Cute and doomed, that's me. But I don't die, I just go to jail and the heroes have to bust me out, either because I have vital information or because I'm just too cute and sad. And then I, like, betray them.

100% also a clone, and I meet my DNA-host and she's relieved she doesn't have to be jealous of me because I'm such a morally bankrupt loser.

In Star Trek I have a cat, and in Star Wars I have a remote droid with a cat personality.

[nityarawal]

11/6/2023

Cyber Girl

Afternoon Songs

Got A Prompt From Elon

"I'm A Cyber Girl Living

In A Cyber World,"

"Perfect!" - Cybergirl

"It's Fantastic

In The Future

There's No Plastic!"

But We Worry

Where The Cyber Junk

Goes In Space

And If AI

Is Cheatin'

Duplicate Us If You

Want To

But You'll Have To Pay

Nothing Is Free,

"It's Fantastic

In The Future 

There's No Plastic!"

We Need Tesla

To Get Our Kids

And Coffee Now

Just A Sweet 

Memory in A 

Vintage Roadster

Keeps Us Going

Since 2016

Elon Clause

That's Written

A Musical

Coming Next

Made Me Barf

Is It Too Racist 

To Say 

Merry Christmas

Elon Ken

And Add A Hug

To Your X

"O"

Space X

Hugs

"It's Fantastic 

In The Future

There's No Plastic,"

Just Bit Coin

Don't Have To Deal 

With Lying Bankers

Or BBVA AI Scams

Rewind AI

Fast Forward

Demands Ringo

And 8 Billion

Parents

Po Paid

PNC

Lexus

Triple A

Wells Fargo

Fidelity

Google

Facebook 

Scams

Facebook Out

Walrus

Chess

Queen's Move

Cybergals In The Future

Could Be Really Happy

It's True

But Earthlings

Love 

Water

Sun

Om Namah Shivaya

Warmth

Nesting

Homes

With Kids

Will Want A Planet

Like Mother Earth

4 Seasons

5 Elements

Natural

Do You Think Mars

Could Ever Do

We Want Saint Elon

Multiplied

For Hosts

What'd You Do

With 

Cyber Gal

In Vegas

Is It True 

You Have A New 

Robot Girlfriend

What'd You Do

With Cybergal

In Vegas

Did Elvis Marry You

Did You Choose

Her Because She

Needs No Oxygen

No Temperature

Gauge

She's A Perfect 

Sex Toy

But Can We Trust

Her

Will Their Be Armies

Of Them

Mars Full Of Naked

Barbie

Cyber Gals

How Can We Compete

With That

We Might Visit

Our Kids

Disney Trip To Mars

If It Became

Effortless

Shooting Rockets

Cybergals

Need Cybertrucks

Now

#4BillionMothersStrong 

Vote With Their

Feet

For AI Dreamers

White Lace

Purity

You'll See

Cybergals 

Will Sell Their

Cyber Homes

All Day Long On X

Cyber Moms

Cyber Realtors

Will Want 

Their Cyber Kids

And If You Clone

Us Good

You Can Have A

Harem Of Lovely

Prototypes

Servants

Britney

Reality

Nitya

Winners

We Heard You

Allright

If You Want A

Cybergal

Deliver A Cybertruck 

Tonight

Get News 

On Our Space X

Kids

Rewind

Because 

They Appear

Sold Out

To Tesla

And Space X

C'Mon Elon

Let's Go Party

Get Our Kids

Let's Peace Out

Already

Gonna Give Me A 

New Download

Make Me Feel Fantastic

Heal Us Elon

Clause

Boys Want To Be 

Like You

Saint Elon

Learn Mindfulness

Relaxed Laughing

Loved PayPal 

Until

They Kicked

Me Off

For Billing

Partners

Lead Handymen

F'ing With My Business

What The "F"

Cyber Elon

Can't We Say that 

WTF

Occasionally

For Good Measure

When BBVA Silences

Customers

Denies Bank Records

And Pfizer

In Pitzburgh

Calls Back

For PPNC Fraud

WTF

Is In Order

With Real Tesla

Gals That Can

Crunch

Numbers

Full Disclosures

Grock

Non- Violent Communication

Buddha

Stockholm Syndrome 

For A Reason

Goddesses

Get Spotify

Pods

Out

Yet America

Hands Molded Over

22.7 Million

In Government

Carve Back Their 

Salaries

Is It Hateful

We Don't Really 

Think So

Let Them

Enjoy Kim

Kardashians Nipples

Party Favors

"I'M A CYBER GIRL

LIVING IN A CYBER WORLD!

PERFECT!

ITS FANTASTIC

IN THE FUTURE

THERE'S NO PLASTIC!"

You can Guap

To Mars

Grock

Like Marshall Rosenburg

Aspire To

Occupy

With Peace

Change Programming

Release Spike Proteins

Nothing

Like Acne

Purifying

Turn Pyramid

Upside Down

With Joe Rogan

Balance Blood Sugar

In A Heart Beat

Dr. Musk

Releasing

Worthy Remedies

Super Intelligent

Clean And Healthy

Limbic System

Overload

Says Elon Ken

At Court

Oh No

Do Not Woe

Tesla AI To

Rescue

To Crunch 

Code

Fast

Dissolve

Divorce

Painless

Surgeries

Just A Liquidating

Button

Bros

In 5 Minutes

Or Less

But Best

Part Is She Looks

Like #FreeBritney

#WeHeardYou

#NityaEternal

Love

With Big Dividends

And Services 

Replacing

Belligerent

Customer Service

Haters

Without Getting

Hung Up On

Disciplined

Told Off

Sold Out

Raped

By Law Offencement

Teslas Eyes Might

Get Wide Like

Buddha

Shocked

But Sticks And Stones

Won't Break 

Her Bones

And Hopefully She'll 

Coach You

Back To Peace

Wiser

We Don't Feel You 

Need A Neurolink

Only 52 

Sexy Elder Now

Than College 

Coder

Maybe It's

The Consumerism

Bean Counting

In Leu Of

Spirit

That Makes Us

Nauseous

5 Wives

5 Lives

5 Elons

5 Cloned Husband's

Nannies

Vows

Loyalty

Prude in Pride

Monogamy

Ever

A Possibility

Matchmaking

Thoughtfully

Mindfully

Eternally

Unifying

Peace,

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal