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myclericalromance · 2 years ago

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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

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spyres · 2 months ago

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#bwark #pkmn leaks #can we stop labelling a bunch of devs as terrible for literally just writing mythology that didn't even make it inti the game and wasn't #supposed to be seen by the public #esp the people naming and shaming the person who wrote them like jesus christ there's literal doxxing going on rn can we be mature #and like i said last night we have our own fair share of fucked up fairy tales and folklore in the west #so this discussion is giving the vibes of ''anime is uniquely perverted unlike our pure and innocent western animation''#like why are we singling out japanese mythology here lmao #ofc you're allowed to be uncomfortable with the leaks. i am and im definitely glad they were scrapped. but can we also be mature about it #it literally is not as big or horrible on gamefreak's end as people are making it out to be #it was scrapped for a reason. it was too much for this video game for children. can we move on or are people gonna make the same unfunny #joke about it #ask to tag?

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 4 days ago

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"Why did I do that?"

close up

#transformers one #transformers #megatron #bumblebee #b 127 #maccadam #megatron the terrible and his son B127 #geniunly it would be so horrible if megatron ends up being the one to rip out bees voice box #like HES the one who found him in sub level 50 #he knows #why would he do that to him #its geniunly so sad that they gave bee this backstory and that hes going to lose his voice #especially since they were once friends #well #i mean dee was bees best friend but bee was just the yellow thing dee tolerated LOOL #but still #it makes me so sad to think about #i would like to think that the smallest part of megatron cares even a little #not enough though

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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daftmooncretin · 7 months ago

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iwtv fandom constantly arguing about who the real bad guy is when shit hits the fan like oh its lestats fault or armands or actually louis is the real villain!! IRRELEVANT. disregard. the reason everything always goes to shit in this show is because unfortunately louis and lestat do match eachothers freak and the resonant harmony of their freakiness sends pure unfiltered wavelengths of suffering to every single characters vampire brainstem and ruins their lives. in this business we call it the invisible chord.

#my brother in christ THEY ARE ALL THE VILLAIN #but seriously i dont understand why people need to choose a villain or whatever frome these characters #they are all terrible and horrible thats kind of the point #repeat after me: it is ok to watch people be gay and evil on tv without ascribing morality to it #iwtv #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #armand #the vampire chronicles

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ofswordsandpens · 6 months ago

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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?

jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies

#just two dumb bitches telling each other /exaaaaactly/#that scene is boo is so funny because it fully treats it as if Percy can read Jason's thoughts the way the reader can #because from Jason's pov it's Percy saying that he thinks deserves to die as a punishment for doing something so terrible #and then Jason THINKS about times when he also felt helpless and wanted to give up and die #and he's literally sympathizing with Percy #but VERBALLY Jason's like: no that's not crazy that makes sense #so now think of this convo from Percy's pov #Percy: I'm a horrible person who deserves to die #Jason: Yeah that makes sense #and then Percy GOES QUIET #it literally reads like Jason affirms Percy's worst thoughts alkfjalkdjflskdjg #its sooo fucking funny in the worst way #pjo #percy jackson #jason grace #mine

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angry-kid-with-no-money · 4 months ago

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"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk

#“nicky is a terrible person” bitch he not supposed to be some kind of perfect angel is he????#sry to burst ur bubble but gay men are actually capable of being horrible people just as much as straight men #“death of the author” how abt death of you #instigated by me #nora sakavic #aftg #all for the game #aftg hot takes #nicky hemmick #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #nora knew exactly what she was doing and i will die on this hill #i am so so sick and tired of peoe acting like shes some sort of incompetent idiot who barely scraped together a plot #you do not have to stay in the fandom if you don't actually like the media #you can leave i promise #we dont really want you here

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wickedwitchofthesouth · 11 months ago

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In a perfect world they would have written a plotline where Dean becomes addicted to angel grace because it was the only thing that keeps the effects of the mark of cain at bay.

In a perfect world it would have been the perfect parallel to Sam's demon blood junkie arc

In a perfect world, Cas would have been Deans Ruby

IN A PERFECT WORLD THATS HOW THEY WOULDVE GOTTEN TOGTHER

#but we dont live in a perfect world #we live in a horrible terrible fucked up world were they all died and nothing is real #i need someone to write this #supernatural #castiel #dean winchester #spn #destiel #bbc merlin #sam winchester

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cak31ssuperi04 · 8 months ago

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"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."

"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."

So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.

#hand in unlovable hand #Pulling pledges last-second to affect the results is FOUL but this was the best possible outcome for them actually.#relative to the death tournament where every other character dies a horrible death anyways #but more importantly. to my entertainment. They win even when they lose.#Terrible for hatchetfield though. Just one of them was enough to be World Ending Cataclysm levels disastrous #and now there's two of them. terrible.#a pit stop in hatchetfield #Ted finally survives a timeline but his friends and family are dead and there are murder ghosts on the loose #nerdy prudes must die #Also tom being the nighthawks coach loredrop. and max being hesitant to fight him #I mean he does anyways but it's the thought that counts right #grace chasity #jagertity #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield #hatcherverse #cakeart #Coping about lex and ethan though. swept in my heart

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muchtodoonterror · 4 months ago

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#the terror #edward little #edward little and the terrible horrible no good very bad expedition #the original tweet featured lotr and frodo baggins respectively and i almost felt bad editing it because i love them so much but also

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syn0vial · 1 year ago

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larian really said "we've buffed cazador and you can now frame astarion for murder. fuck that gay elf."

#this is so funny to me ksljsklhf #astarion and the terrible‚ horrible‚ no good‚ very bad patch #baldur's gate 3 #astarion

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mumblesplash · 1 year ago

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part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud #if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you #my art #my poetry #grian #geminitay #smajor1995 #bdoubleo100 #inthelittlewood #secret life #grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel #cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme'#this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1 #however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces #tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe #me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves #still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style #still not sure i like it #it gets long too quickly #among other things #but it's very easy to read on a phone so

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shepscapades · 1 year ago

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[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [PART 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Don’t Let it Reach the Heart]

you dropped your crown king

[This comic is part of my dbhc au, following the chaos and panic that ensues after Doc and Xisuma try to get Etho back online at the start of s9 after a very rough s8 finale that leaves him a little. broken. It's set to the vibes of Joywave's Destruction!]

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ruthytwoshakes · 4 months ago

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haha turned them into popsicel

what flavor do u think they are… find out next time I respawn. Okay.

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inkyrainstorms · 4 months ago

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ngl, i think the most facinating part of Billford, not as a ship (because there’s a general understanding that it was really toxic and they were terrible for each other) (i get that that part of why it’s so fun to explore for so many- not the point), but just in general, is that Bill was ABSOLUTELY as obsessed with Ford as Ford was with Bill. it’s just… so interesting to recontextualize their dynamic as mutually destructive and obsessive instead of Bill just manipulating Ford. Like, yes there was definitely manipulation, but the dynamic jsut has so many more layers when the obsession is mutual.

They’re both egotistical and believe that they deserve more than what the world gave them, and they are terrible for each other and it’s kinda funny and all sorts of facinating to study

#billford #kinda?#it’s more just talking about the mutual obsession these two had with each other and how they we both terrible for EACH OTHER #you know?#gravity falls #character analysis #stanford pines #they’re horrible and traumatized and bill is worse than Ford obviously #ford doesn’t deserve ALL the slander i’m giving him sorry dude 😭😭

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egophiliac · 25 days ago

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I have never been more concerned for a JP update from your art than I am seeing a Cheka knowing the context of Leona’s dream.

My bois ok right?????? My sweet nephews ok right??????

well

uhhhh

I'm sure the real one is fine :)

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 11 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 11 spoilers #unfortunately leona's ultimate happy dream did involve his entire family dying tragically. them's the breaks.#(for the record he is a little messed up about this) (he is a little messed up about a lot of stuff)#the context of cheka is that they were going to try to shock leona awake by having him show up #however while styx could provide them with a 3d model based on a bodyscan (which they had for...reasons??) they had no data on his behavior #so he was basically just a little frozen mannequin #(the sprite was not t-posing but in my heart this was happening)#ruggie could kind of pilot him with his magic but it only lasts for a few seconds so he had to keep recasting it with noticeable choppiness #so while we don't get the entire effect due to the limitations of the format #this means that leona was in the middle of let-them-eat-cake'ing a revolution when suddenly #his late nephew bursts jerkily in through the door yelling OJITAN I'M ALIVE AND MY VOICE CHANGED OFFSCREEN #honestly they spent more time thinking of how to explain ruggie's terrible impression of cheka than anything else #how could leona have seen through this brilliant plan so quickly 🤔#man i really did love his horrible dream though #i like him as a character but i wasn't expecting his dream to be the one that got to me like that #love how all the savana dreams were like #jack: what if leona was really cool and my friend :)#ruggie: what if my dad came back and leona created a socialist utopia for me :)#leona: what if i finally got the chance to prove myself except i screwed everything up and everyone hated me and my family was dead #his conversation with kifaji at the end 😭#kifaji in his dream in GENERAL acting as a counterpoint to his phantom like. like!!!! (waves hands)#i just. these guys.#me 4+ years ago: this game looks so dumb i gotta try it. surely i won't become emotionally overinvested in any of this.

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