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A kazoo.
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#a kazoo in the hands of a toddler is a terrifying power no one should have#they are definitely making uhh a joyful noise#but my sensory issues are s c r e a m i n g#send help#babybean
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Business date at the dinner table-???? Don’t have a good name ‘fo this.
Rush, Ambush, Seek and Figure [Try] discussing the terms of their partnership..
Do you like boring business adult talk? No? TOO BAD!!!
Seekrushbushgure
Tw//Figure had ouchers when it had snare ouch ouch..Uhh..Rush childhood tramua :( death ment, Ambush makes a lightly suggestive joke but nothing explicit.
They aren’t in a partnership (scream at me to make partnership explanation post.) yet.
Seek and Ambush are more so..courting then dating while Rush and Figure are attempting not to loudly kiss at the table.
Smacks head on table repeatedly, also one more note- im still attempting to figure out a rhyme and rhythm to where I should put bold text I’m so sorry- have some ‘mo entity lore for now.
This isn’t the main au but it’s got its the same lore, just comes with the implications of what would happen if the two families merged.
WAS ONLY BETA READ IN THE FIRST BIT- I SPENT ALL NIGHT AND IM SO TIRED
The joyful sounds of noises of their children rang throughout the air.
Their parents occupied a table nearby. A well-prepared meal and their thoughts shared before them. All of them in suits and ties, an air of formality surrounding them.
Rush rested its head on the table, it’s plate empty and its chest rising and falling tiredly full of fish. Figure was right next to the rotund entity, its body curled up close to Rush’s.
Quietly brushing its fur with the tips its gnarled fingers in fascination. It collected the fluffy fog in between its fingers and felt it slip between their cracks with each passing caress, getting some content rumbles out of Rush. As the two continued their affectionate exchange. Their other two partners, Ambush and Seek spoke in hushed tones. They where on the other side of table sat watching their little ones like a hawk, their meals unfinished but their wineglasses partially emptied in their hands.
“So ehhh, Seek.” Ambush buzzed, its tail swaying in slow, sweeping, repeating, completive motions that doubled back in repetition. It reached into its brain for the first words that relayed into its mind. “Events. Occurrences.” It shook its wine awkwardly.
“We’ll have to act fast if we want to this.. plan of ours come into fruition..” Seek murmured, swishing its wine gently with its hand.
Ambush raised an eyebrow and took a sip of wine.
“Never took ‘yeh for one to rush things…”
“I just..I want to make this quick and efficient..the good things may not last..” It closed its eye and gripped the handle of its wine glass, regaining its composure unostentatiously. “I want to be prepared this time.”
Ambush sat there silently for a moment, placing down its wine glass and casting a glance towards Sally and Screech roughhousing on top of a nearby table. She managed to pin the round, goopy entity beneath her webbed talons, laughing maniacally as Screech snapped and thrashed excitedly beneath her.
She always did have her aunt’s laugh.
“Hey! Get off the table before you get hurt!”
The pair whined, but reluctantly complied. Rolling off the table and blissfully returning to wacking each other with their little tendrils and paws.
Ambush turned back towards Seek, who still had its eye closed in contemplation.
“Ehm...Seek..I uh..”
“Hmm?”
“...You’re a good winemaker.”
Seek rippled a tiny bit, opening its eye and lifting up its wine glass. Looking at the vermilion liquid behind the glass with a tiny bit of reverence. Its eye then drifted back to Ambush with a now slightly friendlier look in it.
“I like to think so..” It leaned forward, it propped its chin in its hand and its pupil focused curiously on Ambush.
“..You’re a splendid cook you know- Do you cook all the time for your family?”
Ambush gave Seek a bashful look before taking another sip of its wine.
“Eh, Sometimes.. but not always. Rush is definitely the better cook-“
The large, foggy entity unhinged its maw to speak and when it did, its voice sounded like a deflated balloon. Its eyes partially shut in blissful sleepiness as Figure groomed the top part of its fluffy head like a spa treatment.
“Nooo I’m noooot…”
“You are too! Remember the baked ziti?”
“Naaaaaah..” Rush purred a little as Figure affectionately licked its cheek. “Anyone can…follow a book..recipe..” Rush’s words faded away into soft rumbles.
Seek turned to look at Sally, who was now excitedly running Screech ragged around the courtyard.
“Your Sally is a lively one.”
“..Going to be ‘our’ Sally soon..” Figure cooed, licking Rush’s smiling cheek affectionately.
“Mm, what a wild, rambunctious daughter I’m going to have then.” Seek said with a noticeable ripple.
“Do you cook Figure?~” Rush murmured, still rumbling sleepily.
“With help from Seek or our eldest, yes.~” Figure laid its head on top of Rush’s furry head before a small rip was heard and a soft “Oh dear-“ was heard.
“Ah shit, here Figure lemme help you with that.” Carefully Ambush reached over and tucked the now ripped sleeve of its shirt before stepping back. Feeling Figure grow a warm and turning just a tiny hint of magenta itself.
Seek took another sip of wine, slightly amused but still formal-sounding as it spoke.
“..Speaking of our children..that’s eight of them combined in total, yes?”
“Unless we’re planning on having more of ‘em? Yeh, just eight.” Ambush took a casual sip of wine while its gooey partner nodded.
“..You know Fig..with all your pretty poems..and wine..If children where grapes..we’d have a vineyard..It’d be a nice title to a book..”
“Rush, dear. How much have you had to drink?”
“Pasta, not the wine that got me..” Rush yawned a wide yawn that smelt faintly of catfish and charcoal. “Got Figure too..”
Figure warbled a tiny bit before yawning itself. Its voice grew a tad lower and a bit more thoughtful.
“..Children..between us, Ambush?”
“Eh?”
Figure shook its head and wrapped an arm across Rush’s body and pressed its face into Rush’s dark, comforting fog.
“Never mind, probably the wine-”
Ambush crossed its talons, a concerned look crossed its sockets.
“Talk to me hun. You said something about children between us?”
“..Like between you and Seek or..maybe me and Rush..or you and me..did you mean that?”
Ambush shrugged.
“Ehh, I was more so talking in general about em- but now that you did bring it up- were do you fish in that particular pond?”
Figure stayed painfully silent, but seemed it didn’t need to talk because Seek had already seized words like prey in talons.
“If Figure has to carry? Absolutely not. What happened last time was utterly atrocious and I do not wish for it to experience that EVER again.” Seek said with a curt hiss that caused Rush to flinch a little.
“..Sorry-“
“It’s okay...”
Ambush had an uneasy look in its eyes, it fiddled its talons.
“Is..pitching the same as catching?”
Seek turned towards Figure and waited for a response. It didn’t lift its head as it spoke in a disconcerted warble.
“I don’t..mind..but like Seek said..I’ve always had..troubles..”
Rush placed a large, comforting hand on Figure’s chest. Pulling it close and softly whispering something into its ear that made it less tense and even a tad flustered.
“Don’t ever feel pressured to do either of those things my dearest.” Seek said, its eye softening a little. “Besides, there’s other ways to have them without hurting you..” Seek turned towards Ambush and “As for my feelings on that particular subject..-“ Seek took a smaller sip of wine, its eye flitting towards Rush for a long moment before its stern gaze met Ambush. Studying it for a moment before answering.
“..I’d rather focus on tending to the ones we have as of now.” It poured itself some more wine and offered some to the green entity. “Though, I am a tad curious Ambush, Rush, Tell me; what’s your current sentiment regarding them?”
“..Nn.. don’t mind..”
“..Eh.”
“..’Eh?’ That’s all? Well, come on..don’t be a stranger dear-”
Ambush blushed, it sheathed its talons and scratched the back of its neck. “..Well, its never really been on our minds..So..we haven’t been consciously trying ya know?”
“Fair enough.. Rush..?”
Rush didn’t respond, its eyes closed deep in either contemplation, tiredness or both. Finally, after a long moment, Rush opened its eyes again and spoke with a tinge of melancholy sleepiness.
“..Same thing as Ambush..As long as their safe, happy and not growin up in a sewer like their daddy..did..” Rush’s words faded into incomprehensible murmurs before at least managing to phonate one coherent sentence.
“..You’ll keep them safe, right..?”
Seek lowered its voice, it drank some more wine and then put down the glass and then set the glass down carefully. Talking about this sort of thing was never easy for the entity.
“That’s what we’re doing this for..if we’re lost..you’ll take care of mine and if you..were to be killed in some..way.” Seek flinched, but its eye remained determined and focused, leaning forward and lightly taking Rush's fluffy head in its hand and its voice softened. “We’ll take care of yours.." It gave it a small kiss with its gooey face that was lightly reciprocated as Rush wrapped its large hands around Seek's waist and pushed it into the little cuddle it had with Figure. "A- R-Rush- oh dear, you're squishing me-" Ambush gave a staticky laugh, reaching forward to snatch Seek from Rush's 'death-grip' with a few light tugs and pulled a now malformed and melty seek from Rush's claws. "I see you got a taste of what I gotta deal with every morning.~" Seek slowly reformed itself into humanoid shape with a huff, stretching its newly formed arms. "..What, being violently asphyxiated? Oh please, that's a typical bi-weekly event for me and Figure.~" It sat back down at the table and picked up the fork from the now cold plate of catfish pasta. "Now about inheritance and territorial divisions-"
“Don’t fuck with the pool.” Ambush growled, its eyes narrowing and the glitches around it decreased for just the briefest of moments before it stiffened up and choked feeling a migraine burn it’s way into its head. “Just don’t..” Its talons gripped the table like it was about to cave in under it. “..We can share the rest.”
“..I have no plans of ever even going in there..or altering a single thing..” Seek soothed, pouring Ambush a bit more wine and confidently leaning forward towards Ambush. “As for our children, I wish to see no bias given. Younger OR older, it is to be all equally split amongst them..”
“Done.” Ambush rubbed its forehead and took a sip. “Our family doesn’t do that shit anyways..”
Figure raised its head up slightly, it leaned forward and whispered something before pressing its face into Rush’s fog once more. “And what of your animals?”
“The Raccoons?” Ambush squinted its eyes in confusion before shaking its head. “Take care of ‘em or eat ‘em..I don’t care..I’ll be dead anyways.” It reached into its fur and pulled out some vitamins, taking them with a sip of wine.
Seek sighed with relief, thankful that at least this time, Ambush didn’t drive a hard bargain.
“Is that all?”
“Yea..we’re done here.”
An exhausted, sleazy smile drew itself across Ambush’s face. Feeling its migraines dull just a tiny bit, it decided to make a move. “How about’a little kiss eh?”
A light blush came over Seek’s face, it waved its hand bashfully and sipped some wine with an amused look in its eye.
“..Oh hush you anchovy, keep feelings out of business..~”
“A-ANCHOVY..??” Ambush wheezed. “Nah babe, I’m sturgeon aaaaall over.~” It ran its talons down its chest with a bit of theatrical flair. “Besides, we came to an agreement…so ehh..not really much more business to discuss..”
“Fair enough, also- I wouldn’t mind giving that kiss either..” Ambush smiled wider and brought its face close to Seek. Who pressed its face up against it in a small nuzzle.
After a minute, Ambush reluctantly broke the kiss and turned towards the now peacefully snoring Rush and Figure, quietly chuckling. “We should probably call it a night... It was fun talking to ya Seek..” The green entity tucked its medicine back into its fur and tucked in its chair. It floated towards Rush and reached over to shake it awake.
Seek paused for a moment, before closing its eye and politely raising its hand to stop Ambush.
“..Pardon..”
“Yea?”
“Do you think..you could perhaps..like to spend the night with me and Figure?” It said calmly, trying not to sound too forceful or strange.
Ambush paused for a moment, thinking about it.
“Alright.” —
*SLAMS HEAD ON DOOR REPEATEDLY*
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The brothers and Diavolo seen MC sleep with one of their shirts or jacket or sweater
Yes. Fluff
Uhh Diavolo doesn’t wear anythin lmao so imagine you’re hugging his RAD uniform
Brothers + Diavolo’s Reaction to MC Sleeping in Their Clothes
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Lucifer
Honestly rather shocked. How the hell did you manage to snag his coat without him knowing?
Eventually let it go and realised how cute you looked cuddled up in his massive jacket
Sat on the edge of the bed and admired you, taking in the way you rubbed your face into the fabric subconsciously
It was actually the cutest thing he’s seen in a while
Leant down and kissed your head then got in next to you, wrapping his arms around you tightly
Maybe he’ll let you borrow his jacket more often
Mammon
Words could not describe how cute he thought you were in that moment
He felt his heart skip a bit and he couldn’t think straight as he stared down at you cuddling into his jacket
His face turned bright red when he moved to sit next to you on the bed, resting his hand on your shoulder and listening to you breath gently
He didn’t even care when you took it, you were the sweetest thing he’s ever seen
Happily got into bed with you, resting his forehead on your back as he pulled you closer towards him
Perhaps he could give you one of his spares so you could match him...
Leviathan
Levi.exe stopped working
He could barely stand up when he saw you cuddling his coat in your arms, your nose buried into the sleeves cutely
It was straight out of an anime! His heart could barely take it
Nervously sat next to you and watched you, feeling his heart race inside his chest when you hugged his clothes tighter
Climbed on top of the bed to lie next to you and gradually placed a hand on your shoulder, then an arm and before he knew it, he was holding you in his arms protectively
If you liked it that much, maybe he’ll let you borrow it for a while...
Satan
Not too sure how or when you got that but you looked way too sweet for him to care
He felt his cheeks burn up slightly while looking at your peacful face; huddled up in his sweater and hugging it like he was there
He stepped closer and sat by you, stroking your hair and listening to your calm breaths, smiling when you scrunched up your nose in your sleep
He’s never felt this way before, his heart was beating only for you
Sat in bed next to you, getting out the book he’d been carrying and holding your hand as he read, enjoying being by your side and feeling you snuggle up next to his leg
He definitely won’t be able to take that sweater away from you now
Asmodeus
Had to hold back a full blown squeal at the sight he’s walked in on
His heart beat madly in his chest as he looked at you wearing his jacket, a small smile on your face as you slept
Rushed over to the bed and lay down face to face with you, staring at your peaceful face and the sweet smile you always had on
Wraps his arm around your shoulder and pulls you into his chest, kissing thd top of your head lightly, causing you to cuddle up next to him subconsciously
Held himself back from smothering you in kisses and waking you up and instead let you sleep, watching you intently with love in his eyes
He’ll have to give you his spare if you miss him that much~
Beelzebub
Almost choked on his snack when he saw you
You were using his coat as a blanket, hugging it tightly while you slept, making cute little joyful noises and smilingly
He felt his face burn up and his heart beat quicken, not too sure why you were hugging his clothes but it made him feel happy either way
Shyly joins you in bed, getting underneath his coat with you and holds you in his arms, squeezing your hand comfortingly
Smiles into your neck, feeling in peace while hearing your soft breaths
If you wanted his coat, you really shouldn’t just asked
Belphegor
Well, at least he found his jacket...
Honestly couldn’t even deny how cute you looked to him wrapped up in his clothes like that, taking deep breaths every few seconds with your nose buried in the cloth
His heart could hardly take the sight, feeling his cheeks glow red slightly; walking closer to join you
Jumps in and pulls you closer towards his chest by your waist, tugging his coat over him too so you’re both underneath it cosily
Immediately felt relaxed being near you, the image of you cuddling his jacket still stuck in his head
He would’ve given it you if you asked, Instead of just stealing it yourself
Diavolo
Not too sure where or how you got that but you were the cutest thing he has ever seen
The way you hugged his jacket in your arms with that big happy smile plastered on your face made his heart race
He could barely compose himself as his cheeks and ears grew bright red; walking towards you slowly to join you in bed
Sat next to you and held your hand, stroking it gently while admiring your calm face, his heartbeat pounding in his ears
He chuckled when you rubbed your face into his hand, and went to lie down next to you, holding you in his chest and placing a kiss on your head
If you want it, it’s yours. He’ll get a new one~
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#obey me leviathan#obey me mc#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me belphie#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me diavolo#obey me fluff
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NZHZHSNS HI HELLO UH I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I ACTUALLY WANTED TO REQUEST— so uh remember that drunk fic that you did? umm, what would the MC's reaction be when she sees the video? and would her interactions with everyone change? anyways thank you !!!
Okay. Okay. So I'm very sorry. I just saw this. Me is busy with stuff and so, yeaaaa! Let's do this!
Drunk: After
"Ugh...My head."
Mc groans out while looking for their D.D.D to check the time.
"Why did I even drink that much??"
They stand up, still half asleep while heading towards their bathroom to fix their self.
"My head feels like exploding. I don't wanna go to school and just stay here to sleep..."
Mc whines but changed their clothes into their RAD uniform and head to RAD nonetheless, after taking the hangover pill that Lucifer left at the table, along with her breakfast which had a note.
"Surprisingly everyone had an agreement of making your breakfast. You must be having a massive headache, so if just want to take a rest for the rest for today, go ahead. -Lucifer."
They chuckle and kept the note with a smile on their face.
"...Why am I having this feeling of disgust towards myself?"
You ask as you shiver, having goosebumps while looking confused.
...
"I regret my decision now."
They grumbled as they walk at the hallway, the noise making her head to ache more.
"I should've just stayed home and lazed around."
Mc continues to grumble, not even realizing a hand coming towards her shoulder.
"Good morning, Mc. Are you feeling okay? I thought you would be staying and resting at home."
Simeon greets then questions with a bright smile.
"Huh? Oh, hey Simeon. And yeah, I'm doing fine..I guess."
They replied, mumbling the last part with a sheepish smile.
"And I just didn't like the thought of missing today's lesson. It's my fault for drinking too much anyways."
Mc felt the shame crawling its way towards them, making them completely confused. Wondering why they're feeling such shame and disgust towards their self.
"Well, if it isn't Mc."
Solomon enters the scene, somewhat looking completely smug as he smiles at them.
"It's great to see you attending RAD. I really expected for you to be resting at the House of Lamentation."
You felt like sweating, and feeling nervous in front of the angel and human sorcerer.
Just what is this heavy shame feeling on my shoulders???
They thought as they stared at the two handsome males, who seemed somewhat shining bright and looking so smug, especially Solomon, the human sorcerer.
"What are you being so smug about?"
Solomon hums as he continues to smile that you even cursed at his handsome face for making your heart so weak, that made you pissed.
"Ah, that's right. You said that we should be giving you some warning before smiling, right?"
You stared at him with wide eyes, confusion completely written all over your face.
"Huh??? What???"
The two of them laughs, finding your confused look adorable for them that it just made them want to tease you more.
"Anyways, don't have a heart attack when one us smiles, okay?"
Simeon says, patting your head that your confusion meter kept rising.
"That's right. Ahaha."
Solomon winks at you, and it seems that an arrow just pierced your heart and...eyes. But, of course, you responded with a small smile.
F*ck.
"Mc!"
Luke runs towards them, smiling brightly as he gives them a hug.
"The demon brothers said that you'll be absent today because you're sick! Why are you here instead of resting? Are you gonna be okay taking classes when sick??"
Mc couldn't help but be in awe at the little angel, thinking he's just the most cute and absolutely adorable being they have seen.
"Of course."
They replied with a soft smile, completely forgetting their head aching somehow.
"Anyways, I'll get going now. See you later guys."
You said your goodbye to the three, now remembering that feeling of shame and disgust once again.
"Did I miss something? I don't remember anything after taking my 7th glass or something."
They take a deep breathe, a small smile showing.
"I'm sure I didn't do anything weird."
Soon you felt someone tap your shoulder, which made you turn around with a hum.
"A pleasant morning, Mc!"
Diavolo greets in a joyful manner, looking completely in a great mood, along with Barbatos. Both of the demons seems to shine brightly like Solomon and Simeon.
"Oh, Good morning, Lord Diavolo."
You simply greeted with a smile, finding them cute looking like that. But Diavolo pouts, making you wonder if you said something wrong.
"So they're not calling me Dia anymore, huh?"
Diavolo mumbles to himself which you raised an eyebrow, wondering what he had just said.
"Hello, Mc. Should you really be attending class today instead resting?"
They chuckle and smile.
"Yea, Don't worry, I'm doing great."
"Would you look at that! It's Mammon and Leviathan!"
The prince shouts with a laugh. The two demon brothers looked up and saw Diavolo, Barbatos and...You.
OMG! It's Mc! Gotta act natural!
"Hi, L-Lord Diavolo, and M-M-M-Mc!"
Levi stutters out, his face bright red, along with Mammon.
"Mc! What're y-y-you doin' here?! Shouldn't y-ya be r-resting at home or s-s-somethin'?"
Mc opens their mouth, an eyebrow rising.
"Uhh..It's lonely and quiet there without you guys, so yeah. And why are you both so red and stuttering so much???"
You put each of your hands on their forehead, checking out the demons temperature if their sick.
"Wow, hot. You two must've caught a cold or something."
Levi backs away, looking like he'll pass out any second because of your hand.
"T-The great Mammon isn't someone w-who'll g-g-get some dumb c-c-cold just like that!"
Mc scoffs and waves her hand.
"Sure, whatever. Don't go complaining when it gets worse. See you later Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, Mammon and Levi."
You walk away from the four of them, now getting weird out about the boys.
The f*ck is happening?? Are they just in a good mood or they're just high or something???
Now all those thinking is making their head ache more again, that it made them groan and grumble.
"Sweetie, Mc! You're here!"
Asmodeus hugs you from behind with a big smile on his face, startling you.
"Being in a place without you is so boring~!"
The avatar of lust whines then giggles.
"Uh, yeah. Sure. Whatever."
You push Asmo away making Satan to chuckle lightly, satisfied a little at what you did.
"Why are you getting so touchy? Just what is wrong with everyone today???"
Satan and Asmo stares at each other then laughs.
"Oh, honey. I knew you wouldn't remember anything about yesterday after getting si wasted like that!"
Asmo starts as he takes his D.D.D out, opening its screen.
"That was the most cutest, adorable and the precious thing I have seen of your side so far!"
Satan nods his head, completely agreeing.
"Indeed it was. It was definitely funny and cute seeing you act like that, Mc."
You stared at them with that confused expression once again which you had done many times for today.
"Here, watch this~!"
And so, that is when you felt like stabbing your eyes for seeing such things that you would never think of doing when drunk.
"See?! Especially when you smile! You see how charming thiz b*tch Ish?!"
You cover your eyes, completely bright red as shame, disgust, and embarrassment consumes you.
B*tch?! Did I seriously called Solomon a b*tch?!
They groan, then after that. They seemed to cough out blood and felt their self slowly crumbling, after seeing the scene of them hugging everyone and hearing them asking everyone in the room to marry them.
F*cking end my life.
The video ended which resulted a laughing Asmo and Satan, remembering the incident yesterday and a 100% want to experience it again.
But they flinched when they the lifeless looking Mc, who's soul seems like would leave their body any second now.
"Thank you for making me remember about my shameful and embarrassing actions of yesterday. Now if you would excuse me.."
You said, speaking sweetly with a smile.
"I would like to find a very deep hole and live there for the rest of my life."
They flinched as they saw Mc quickly dash away from them, startling both of them.
"Wha-?! Mc?!"
They both run after you to catch and stop you.
"You can't do that Mc!"
Satan shouts, holding your wrist.
"No! Let me go!"
Lucifer, Belphie and Beelzebub soon arrives, wondering what's that bickering is about.
"What in the Diavolo is happening here??"
Lucifer questions, arms crossed.
"Lucifer! Listen here, Mc wants to burry their self inside a hole!!"
Asmodeus shouts to his older brother.
"I said live! Not bury myself, damn it!"
You stop and stay quiet for a second, making them confused and worried.
"But that'll do much better!!"
...
"Why am I here with you all when I'm trying my best to ignore all of you earlier.."
You said as you sulk on a corner, covering your face.
"Come on, Mc. You shouldn't do that. You're making us sad..You won't be able to see our handsome smiling face."
Your face turns red once again, and you face Solomon.
"Don't tease me..!"
The sorcerer laughs and hugs you.
"Okay, Ahahaha. Here, let me hide you."
Everyone doesn't seem to like what's happening in front of them. Not one bit.
"He's definitely taking advantage of this."
Belphegor deadpans, earning a nod from his twin brother, who's eyebrows both furrowed.
"Yeah."
"Hey! Get away from Mc, you shady sorcerer!"
Mammon shouts, while pointing his finger at him.
"Yeah, get away!"
Luke also shouts, pouting his lips.
"I want to be in the hole of shame."
You grumble as the demons continue to bicker and glare at Solomon.
"Ahaha. Don't worry about what happened last night, Mc. What happened has happened. There is nothing to be embarrassed about."
You stare at Diavolo then laughs flatly.
"Uh, yeah, no. This is why I like to drink alone! I will never have to be worried about what weird stuff I did!"
Simeon chuckles and pats their head with a smile.
"Come on, Mc. No one even hated what you did last night."
Lucifer nods his head, cursing Solomon inside his head.
"Yes, indeed."
"In fact, we all quite enjoyed the affection you gave to all of us."
Barbatos joins as well, grinning. You sunk down, covering your bright red face.
"Well the sober me didn't."
Asmo chuckles and skips towards you, smiling brightly.
"You were so cute last night. Did you know that Mc?"
You deadpan an expression at the demon.
"All I know is that I'm horribly disgusted, ashamed, and embarrassed of myself."
Leviathan shrugs his shoulders while taking his phone out to play with it.
"I know how that feels, lol."
They all turned their heads to glare at the purple head demon.
"Come on, Mc. I'm sure you didn't meant anything you said last night, as much as it hurts to admit."
Diavolo assures, along with a soft smile but somehow looking like a puppy.
"Augh! I tend to be very honest when drunk, so this is killing me!!"
Beelzebub steps forward then stares at you.
"Do you want me to give you some of my warmth, Mc?"
You stare at the large demon and remembers that line you also said to him last night, which made you shiver in disgust at your own self once more.
"From no on, I will be limiting my drinking. 3 shots is enough. No more than that."
They deadpan and spread their arms to hug Beel.
"But why, Mc?! That side of you was absolutely adorable and precious!"
Asmo whines which made everyone to nod in agreement.
"If I ever get drunk, I will blame you Asmo "
The demon shrieks and points at Mammon.
"That's Mammon's job! Not mine! Blame him!!"
"Hey!"
The white haired scoffs and coughs.
"T-The great Mammon a-also...wants some hug...."
You stare at him, wondering what he said.
"You want some bug???"
You stare at him in disgust for asking you for a...bug. Lol.
"Anyways. I need some time alone for the time being. Don't look for me until I show myself to you all."
Mc quickly leaves the room, making the boys to chuckle which only made Luke confused.
And so, for the rest of the day, Mc avoids all of their friends. Not wanting to remember their shameful actions.
"Mc? How are you doing?"
Satan questions as the brothers continues to do their thing, but is actually listening to what they'll be answering.
"Huh? Oh, I'm doing great."
They replied with a big smile.
"Besides for the fact about what I did last night is eating me up, so yeah. I'm doing absolutely great."
Everyone discussed at chat after having dinner with their human.
"Then it would be best to not bring up what they did or about what happened last night."
Diavolo informs, which everyone responded with a demoji nodding its head. And before Diavolo puts his D.D.D down, he chats one last time.
"Have a pleasant night everyone. Take good care of Mc. Good bye."
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