#they are chewable

[tiktoks-for-tired-tots]

Chocolate coated Trader Joe's mint melatonin

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like chilchuck he's the equivalent of a man in his 50s he's unionized he drinks too much alcohol he's an empty nester and his wife left him. I bet he sits in chairs like this

[bugganox]

I think Jimmy and skizz/scar should be the next life series gaang

Scott I literally do not care if they die in the first episode they deserve each other

[girlatrocity]

wouldn't it be funny if he just. Didn't know

[purisurory]

I love them so MUCH PLEASE

[littlemut]

[hedgehog-moss]

This very daft dog managed to get a little stick he found in the woods stuck in his throat in such a way that the vet had to sedate him to remove it and everyone thought he was suffocating to death.

(Everyone = me and the llamas, who looked either concerned or inconvenienced* by the sounds Pandolf was making when he came to find me in the pasture like "help I'm dying") (* hard to tell with llamas)

Of course he chose to have a near-death experience on a Saturday afternoon 15min before the vet clinic closed until Monday and of course no one picked up when I called the clinic to ask them to please not close, so I had to drive very fast and hope for the best 😭

(when I was waiting at the vet for Pan to wake up from anaesthesia I met this chewable toy llama and sent the pic to my mum like "ha, look, it's a llama. For dogs" and 30min later when I was on my way home with Pandolf she replied to my text like "I hope you bought it for Pandolf!! he deserves it!" and she made me feel like a monster for not buying Pandolf a toy to reward him for swallowing a stick. He already has three chewable llamas at home, come on.)

He's okay!! Not very proud of himself (tail firmly between legs) but grateful to be able to breathe and feeling confusedly flattered because everyone at the vet petted him and called him brave and soft-eared

[xxplastic-cubexx]

eats your art. eats your charles. chomping on your chibi charles rn as we speak. eating it all. (ily pls keep drawing cherik 4ever)

he is very small ...... but my appreciation for you is large my friend thank you !!!!!!!!!!!

[blank-house]

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[attleboy]

Okay I see your dog bone post and raise you. Pomni had stim toys as a kid, and that’s why she tends to bite things often.

i thiiiink i get what you're trying to say?? to which i'm going to say that the pomni bone chewing post is very much inspired by own experience chew stimming... so in my mind pomni probably would've had a stim toy at some point or at least would benefit from one. andddd a doodle.. :) gave the girl something to bite on she [hopefully] won't destroy in 2 seconds

[wabart]

(christening my new setup with a screenshot study)

hi welcome to Faysal, he is terrible drow representation (murderer) but he's sure trying his best (oath of devotion paladin). He was raised to be a god-king in a charming little countryside cult. He hates fruits and the colour orange.

[dear-ao3]

have. have you heard of miles edgeworth

i think hes quite chewable

*sighs and opens up google*

he looks like he belongs in libertys kids

[lalunanymph]

𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 (𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈’𝐌 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔) — rin

syp — you know what they say about the correlation between a happy relationship and weight gain…

—tw. brief mentions of fat shaming, talks of weight, mentions of food, established relationship, bf!rin, dw it’s a lighthearted take on a normal occurrence in any healthy relationship <33

Rin comes back from practice grouchier than when he left home. 

You hear the door slamming, his cleats set down on the floor. You count his footsteps, hear them tracing a path from the living room into the kitchen where you’re standing, stirring a pot of soup. 

“Rinny,” you beam up into his placid expression. “Welcome home.”

He doesn’t give you a kiss or a hug like he usually does. 

Instead, his pout deepens, brows furrowing together. Sensing something wrong, you stop stirring the soup and pat your hands dry, concern suddenly eclipsing your neutral mood. 

“Baby?” 

Even though Rin was notoriously hard to read, years of dating him drew your attention to the twitch in his brow, the sullen dimple appearing in the left corner of his mouth.

He doesn’t draw out the suspense, words clip and curt.

“Coach said I gained some weight.” 

You blink. Rake your eyes up and down his defined biceps, hard abs and athletic figure. 

“Heh?” 

He unzips his jacket, tossing it onto the kitchen counter. “Yeah,” your 6 foot 4, pouting pro-player boyfriend mumbles. “Says my fat percentage jumped to 5%. Made me run a few laps.” 

“Oh,” you coo, trying hard not to smile. “Must have really sucked for you, huh?” 

His teal eyes glaze over your twin pout, and he narrows them. “Don’t make fun of me.” 

“I’m not,” you say, your smile growing wider. “Baby, I know what it’s like to be fat shamed. But, whatever your coach is seeing, I don’t. I think you’re still hot and super buff—like Spiderman.” 

Rin blows the air out from his cheeks, deflating them. You resist the urge to pinch the still lingering baby fat he carried from all those years ago in high school. “Spiderman was a twink.” 

You frown. “Bachira really needs to stop teaching you this lingo. It could be offensive to someone.” 

“Hm,” he grumbles. “S’true though. I wanna look like Superman.” 

Rin hears you walk across the hardwood floors. You take his face in your hands, pinching his cheeks to mould them into a smile. “I think you're Superman. You’re my superhero.” 

Cheekily, your grin was starting to infect his glaring expression. 

“‘Cept for when you forget to take out the trash. Then, you’re just a regular schmegular guy to me.” 

Rin’s scowl deepens. “Shut up.” 

You crinkle your nose. “That’s not what you said last night—ow!” 

He pinches your hip and you giggle as you stumble backwards. Despite himself, Rin’s moodiness breaks, your sunshine smile and bright eyes bringing him out from the darkest parts of his brain. He lunges for you, trapping you against the kitchen island. 

“Tell me I’m still sexy to you.” 

His demand was met by your soft scoff. 

“No. You just told me to fuck off.” 

“I told you to ‘shut up’.” 

“Sounded like a ‘fuck off’ to me.” 

“You’re insufferable.” His face came closer, and closer till you felt his lips brushing yours. You smile against his lips, kissing him back. 

Breaking it off for a bit, you mumble, “And you’re still sexy to me.” 

Rin sighs, stickily sweet and yearning for more of your love. 

Unfortunately, the pot bubbles over and you shriek, pushing him aside to salvage your jjigae. 

He looks at the mess you sop up, arms crossed across his chest. “I can’t eat that. Too much sodium.” 

You shoot him a glare. “Fine, then. Go and cook something for yourself.” 

Rin never expects you to refute him this fast. He dawdles, shooting you a few stares when your back turns from him. Eventually, the silence gets too loud and he sighs. 

“Isagi said something stupid.”

“When has he ever said something smart?” 

Rin fights back a smile at your sass. “Tch. He said guys who get into relationships… happy ones… tend to gain a bit of weight.” 

You stop stirring the pot. 

Rin bites on his cheek to keep a smile off his thin lips. You turn to him, pretending to be unaffected. 

“Oh? Yoichi-kun finally said something smart and true��” you emphasise. “—for the first time. I’m proud of him.” 

He looks too good in his compression shirt, biceps rippling and torso stacked with muscles that cling to the black fabric. You flush and look away, but he’s caught you. 

“So,” Rin walks towards you, arms coming to wrap around your waist. “Do you think that’s true?” 

A smile threatens to spread across your stupidly lovesick expression. “I guess so. Is this your way of saying you’re happy with me?” 

Rin’s not a man of many words, but you hear him loud and clear when he kisses your neck. 

You pretend you don’t feel your heart thrumming rapidly or the heat scorching your cheeks. “I’ll fill your bowl with konjac noodles instead. Can’t have Ego-san make you run around the field again.” 

Rin hums, and his arms remain loose around your waist. He may be a man of little words, but sometimes he would say something that made you wish you never had ears to begin with.

“So, have you gained weight throughout this relationship?” 

Quick as lightning, you turn towards him, waving the ladle in his face, soup droplets splattering onto the floor. 

“Don’t even go there, Itoshi.” 

“But—”

“Abubbubbub,” you tut. “Nope. Hard no. Keep quiet or else I’ll sabotage your diet with fried chicken.”

He gapes, wounded that you would bring up his kryptonite—one that he had discovered through late nights studying with you by his side. To think that you would be the one to bend Itoshi Rin’s unbreakable diet with greasy goodness was a power rush that could rival the world’s smuggest god complex. 

“Y/N—”

“I’m serious, Itoshi,” you say, completely serious. “Make yourself useful and get me some spring onion stalks from the chiller.”

He sighs, shuffling towards the fridge and opening it grouchily. “I’m kidding.”

“You better be.”

Suddenly, your arms are around him, and he turns to find you cornering him into the wall, your eyes twinkling with mischief. 

Rin’s heart skips a beat, and he prepares to put on a scowl that melts away into a tongue-tied, blushing mess when you murmur: 

“S’your turn—tell me I’m still sexy to you.” 

— rbs and feedback are appreciated !!

©️ lalunanymph

[shigarosie]

I need to fuck Sakura 🙏

I need to convince him to fuck me by promising we can do it doggy style so he can grab my ass and not have to feel embarrassed that we're face to face but then halfway through when he's too far gone turn to watch him over my shoulder and watch him fuck me all embarrassed and shy AMEN 🙏

[captorations]

i'll readily admit that ianthe and corona are fascinating with respect to. their original names. cainabeth and abella. cain and abel.

muir really said what if cain refused to kill abel. what if abel was distraught because his existence only makes sense if cain kills him. what if abel had been trying to find a reason to die his entire life. what if cain still could not bear to lose him. what then. what fucking then

[xxplastic-cubexx]

AHHHHHHH ur latest movieverse charles is so precious,,, i want to pinch his cheeks and stretch them like mochi

squihshy..