#they are MENACES and they WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS

[pinksparklelps]

Birds ?

Love em

Have 2 budgies

My advice ?

Dont get a bird

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

about that one lan qiren & jin guangshan art: .....does that mean wen ruohan has both or is he as flat as a board on the opposite? XD

Mans so flat they rotated him 90 degrees and he disappeared from the narrative.

[delineate-creates]

Day 5: Map

There was a warmth in Harry's chest, a physical thing, like the sun shining through a gap in the clouds. Of course Tom liked the map as much as Harry did. It combined two things they both loved—Hogwarts and being nosy.

From chapter 37 of @cybrid’s A Dangerous Game

[vigilskeep]

the problem with inventing backstory ocs for ur inquisitors is that u will always be like wait... that could be an inquisitor...

[twinterrors29]

Anakin, practicing his basic with children's books: Obi-Wan, what's a duck? Obi-Wan: it's a type of semi-aquatic bird common on many planets in the Core, why do you ask? Anakin: this is the third book that has mentioned bringing one with you when you bathe Obi-Wan: ...huh Anakin: yeah it sounds weird Obi-Wan: Anakin: Obi-Wan: do you want to try it out? Anakin: ...yeah! Ten Years Later Rex: it's time for us to hit the showers, General Anakin: oh good, I saw just what we need earlier, let me go get one real quick! Rex: ...why did the General just run back outside? Kix: ...is he chasing those birds? Anakin, returning triumphant with a confused duck pinned under his arm: I brought us a duck to bathe with! Rex: ...is this a nat-born thing? Anakin: yeah, I guess so! Rex: ...sure, let's try it Two Weeks Later Padme: Ani, why don't we...take a bath together ;) Anankin, excited: that sounds great! I brought a duck back from the campaign with me, give me just a moment to grab it! Padme: what

[bisexualelphie]

julie e os fantasmas (original julie and the phantoms) was so wild. like, what do you mean the boys were crushed to death by a truck? what do you mean julie has committed more than one crime? what do you mean the main triangle consists of a rockstar with a closet dnd player vs a my chemical romance revenge era rejected song? what do you mean the ghost love interest was a menace to society in life and public enemy number 1 in death? what do you mean he was tortured more than once? what do you mean there was a dude trying to enslave ghosts and this plotline only lasted two episodes????

[raintailed]

BEHOLD. The most HORRIBLE and WRETCHED beast imaginable.

This is a new ref for Skeeber (it/its) aka the Menace! It eats pearls and delights in mayhem! Lilypads Afloat is at fault for this lmao

[ray-elgatodormido]

A page of DW related drawings.

I drew Xiahou Dun and I’m like omagahh himb

This doodle does not exist

[undertheredhood]

broke: the lazarus pit induces psychotic rage on anyone who uses the pit as a price for being healed, and thus they cannot be held accountable for their actions while experiencing 'pit madness'

woke: the lazarus pit is trying to protect and help jason be happy, but jason is super unhinged and wants to cause problems

[saltycharacters]

Capcom hire me right now I literally have an entire hypothetical Klavier Investigations game in my head and it's so cool i promise

[i3utterflyeffect]

Also another interesting thing to think about: how does stick!noogai's opinions on his creations change over the time he knows them?

i think it's very complicated for him at first since he doesn't really know how to even feel about the fact that they're alive, initially. at first he and Vic completely hate each other at first, but as time goes on it sort of becomes an 'only I'm allowed to be mean to him' situation. You'd never get any sort of admission of care from Vic, and it's mostly out of 'oh, Chosen will LITERALLY kill me if i don't help him', at first, but after several years there is at the very least an understanding there.

he doesn't really think too much about the idea of them having free will when he makes chosen (he's already having a crisis that they can even feel in the first place, not to mention the fact that he's a stick), so he doesn't think too much of it when he gives Chosen the mission to protect him, but he does start to realize that it's really stressful for Chosen to have a directive embedded inside of them, and over time he realizes how badly meddling with this stuff can screw people up, but he doesn't really know how to undo it.

since i'm not totally sure about Dark and SC's situation I can't really say when it comes to them, but I do think he views SC as a little sibling! he pulls older sibling shenanigans on them all the time but he cares about them a lot despite being an absolute menace to them

[forever-eternal]

I need to introduce you to The Babies

[flowerflamestars]

Effloresce Snippet

He kissed both her cheeks, bending even lower to raise Nesta’s right hand, pressing her cold knuckles to his brow in solemn salute. “Nesta Archeron,” Jurian said, like her name was twice its length, a foreign weighted history, “You ready to know whose blood runs in your veins?” Nesta, who had lived this particular conversation thrice over now, only shook her head. Touched between his brows in curious, only half-understood benediction, allowing him to step away. “Jurian. You survived the fires.” His smile was only in his eyes, rainwater grey searingly bright. “You wouldn’t waste time sending messages to corpses.” Nadia, from where she’d stopped three swaggering paces into the room, shedding her coat and swords with utterly false carelessness, huffed out a rough laugh. It was a bizarre comfort to see her, unchanged- strong brown hands dense with tattoos that bloomed into looser patterns up her arms, those knives and that hideous leather vest, remnants of a life that seemed nearly simple, now. So very far away. She cast a scathing look at Nesta’s guard, the Illyrian busy visibly wishing murder upon Jurian, his entire focus held on the distance between their bodies. “Protection has gotten more interesting,” she said, tone blithe, “Where’s your Vanserra?” “Honeymoon.” Nesta let herself lean back onto the desk, hand behind her body biting into its ash lip. Dawn, Winter, reconnaissance. Elain walking underhill in mortal wedding pearls, Lucien at her back. A heaved sigh, Jurian’s head oh so briefly dipped. “Wars and weddings, my lady. Blessings.” “When you were our age, humans couldn’t marry.” “Nor does he believe in any damned gods,” Nadia crossed the room fae quick, expression wicked as the guard flinched, stopping right alongside Nesta. A test, twofold- Nesta didn’t pull a knife as Nadia had once taught her, the legionnaire didn’t start in on violence without orders. “Don’t believe the prayers, unless they’re bloody.”

[ineedlelittlespace]

I made a post awhile back about how much it amuses me to think about Murderbot running into Sam Vimes, despite the impossibility of that crossover.

Today, however, that thought has been replaced by the ultimate in comedic potential: Murderbot running into Moist von Lipwig.

[foxgonyoom]

I’ve seen posts about how MK should get to go apeshit, and I’ve made my own about how Nezha should get to go apeshit, but consider:

MK and Nezha BOTH going apeshit

At the SAME TIME

[ihearnocomplaints]

I drew the boys again

They are Not causing Any Problems.

Totally.