#thewildrose

[unabashedvoidtraveler]

@they-call-me-thewildrose

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

[vitoria-vichi]

Hello spring 💚

[sindar-princeling]

Got the email!! I’m so excited :DDDDDDDD

thank you!!! 🥰🥰🥰 I'm so excited too ajajsjsjdjd

[geofffromaccounting]

@they-call-me-thewildrose

Petting the hands of an otter

(via)

[randomfandomimagine]

Hey! As much as I love your writing, would I be able to be removed from the Jaskier tag list please? I find I’m not really involved in that fandom much anymore. Thanks in advance :)

Hello! Of course, I’ll take you off the tag list in a moment. 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @they-call-me-thewildrose

*animorphs illustration of me succumbing to koala brain

text: Outside of uni semesters my brain reverts to the smooth, slippery texture of a raw chicken breast

[sindar-princeling]

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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I have no words, thank you so so so much

[randomfandomimagine]

Hi

Would you be able to do a headcannon for geralt and jaskier being interested in the same girl (maybe she goes for geralt in the end but that's not that important lol) just think it'd be cute how they try to get her attention and one up each other

Thanks so much

I really like this idea, thank you so much for requesting! Hope you enjoy it 😊

GERALT AND JASKIER BOTH CRUSHING ON YOU

You met for the first time at a banquet they were both in

They had been staring at you, instantly crushing on you

And you noticed them, so you smiled to yourself and approached them

As you did, you could clearly hear the bard say ‘oh, shit’

“Hello, gentlemen” You grinned at them, being as friendly as possible

Geralt opened his mouth to reply, but Jaskier was already talking

“The best of days to you, my dear! I am Jaskier, pleased to meet you”

He also gallantly kissed your hand and bowed, making you smile

Jaskier definitely had a way with words and knew how to treat people

Geralt, on the other hand, wasn’t the best at it, but knew to be polite

“My name is Geralt of Rivia, at your service” He said, offering a hand

You shook it and he dedicated you quite a charming smile himself

Then you started chatting, and it was when things got a little crazy

You were honestly very impressed with what Geralt had to tell you

How he had fought many monsters and saved countless lifes

Telling you about his scars and how he got them

You went on and on about how brave and heroic he was

Jaskier, of course, didn’t take this well and began gloating

About how he wrote Toss A Coin and told the tale of his adventures

How he often accompanied the witcher and helped during his deeds

While he was entertaining and charming, he was trying a little too hard

Being smart and noticing you didn’t enjoy it, he changed the subject

He began doing what he did best: compliment you

He fawned over you with lovely words, making you blush

The way he spoke about your eyes, your smile, your personality

You were so flattered that you began complimenting him too

After all, he was a delight and very handsome as well

This went on for a while, with them trying to one up the other

Geralt mostly spoke about his job and how much he knew about it

Jaskier often told you about his songs and continued to compliment you

At the same time, they wouldn’t stop glaring at each other

Being quick and witty to respond to the other’s thing to impress you

It was quite amusing, but you ended up assuring they didn’t have to fight

You liked them both and enjoyed their magnetic personalities

In the end, you had fun chatting together the three of you

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @they-call-me-thewildrose

oh so it's like a skill tree

text: You start as a bottom then level up into being a top!

[hichhirrrr]

Valentines' plot.... Happening at New Breed City Chapel along Kiambu rd, opp Fourways Estate. Entry: free! #SexMoneyAndPower #TheWildRose (at New Breed City Chapel)

[adrienm-blog1]

#parrots #jungle #thewildrose (à The Wild Rose)

[geofffromaccounting]

@they-call-me-thewildrose

therapy is such a scam. all you need to do is buy a 5'6 zweihänder and swing it around your home now and then to feel better. been doing it for years and im the very picture of good mental health

[aenwoedbeannaa]

Hello, friends! I wanted to make a dedicated taglist post so that I can keep track of taglists better. My taglists are always open, so if you’d like to be added to any of them, let me know! (Or, if you’re added to any taglists you didn’t ask to be / don’t want to be tagged in, let me know as well.) Thank you all for reading my work, it means so much! 

The Witcher

All

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Geralt 

@fairytale07 @geeksareunique @jesseswartzwelder @haru-ririchiyo  @unnamedmaincharacter @lazilyscentedwerewolf  @valkyriepuff @comicbeginning @alwayshave-faith @hp-hogwartsexpress @curlyhairedandconfused​  @superconfusedandreadytorumble​ @keithseabrook27​ @p3nny4urth0ught5​  @sinnamon-bunn​  @sallyp-53​  @superconfusedandreadytorumble​

 Forest Fires

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A Curse Meant to Be Broken

@earthtokace @fairytale07 @geeksareunique @jesseswartzwelder @they-call-me-thewildrose @mystriee @hi-there-x  @queenie-b- @pantrashtic @ivvitm1109 @hecatemacbeth7 @whatiswrongwithpeople @ayamenimthiriel   @evyiione @comicbeginning @curlyhairedandconfused​ @jellicorn05  @superconfusedandreadytorumble​ @keithseabrook27​ @p3nny4urth0ught5​  @sinnamon-bunn​  @sallyp-53​  @superconfusedandreadytorumble​

 Talking to Horses

@fairytale07 @geeksareunique @jesseswartzwelder @haru-ririchiyo @unnamedmaincharacter @lazilyscentedwerewolf  @valkyriepuff     @comicbeginning @angelias134 @morgannope @royallylazy @alyxkbrl @curlyhairedandconfused  @nikolanna @divineslipcast​ @p3nny4urth0ught5​ @seninjakitey​ @boogeywoogeywoogeywoogeywoogey​  @superconfusedandreadytorumble​ @keithseabrook27​ @p3nny4urth0ught5​  @sinnamon-bunn​  @sallyp-53​ @superconfusedandreadytorumble​

[jessicaw-ismellcakesandcandy]

some people talk to themselves, I make songs for myself 😘 #thewildrose #mommarapper #selflove

some people talk to themselves, I make songs for myself 😘 #thewildrose #mommarapper #selflove

[v-confused-212]

I posted 2,839 times in 2022

That's 424 more posts than 2021!

19 posts created (1%)

2,820 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@e-the-village-cryptid

@tomato-on-a-stick

@homicidalfelidae

@mainstreamelectricalparade

@they-call-me-thewildrose

I tagged 1,749 of my posts in 2022

Only 38% of my posts had no tags

#educational - 315 posts

#cats for the soul - 183 posts

#^^^ - 144 posts

#shoelaces - 96 posts

#laughs - 94 posts

#the owl house - 71 posts

#pride month 2022 - 71 posts

#adulting - 56 posts

#band kid shenanigans - 47 posts

#medical - 41 posts

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

My personal timeline:

Class ends

Someone yells “THE QUEEN IS DYING”

[Oh tumblr’s gonna love this]

Start heading to next classroom

Pass through the one (1) spot with internet in this entire dang school

Open tumblr

It’s not on Trending Tags yet :/

Next class starts

Teacher explains assignment

Open chromebook to do assignment

Breaking News email from NYT: queen dead

[Oh tumblr’s gonna REALLY love this]

5 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

#4

Organization tags:

Cute cats: #cats for the soul

Stuff I need to know (tagged by topic): #educational

Funnies: #laughs

This is very [tumblr]: #shoelaces

Mutuals’ fandoms: #the fandoms next door

Earth is strange: #now that’s some worldbuilding

School musician things: #band kid shenanigans

Related to a specific RP server: #for discordia

Related to my in-person life: #the beez dimension

Stuff that makes me go YES!!! : #^^^

Original content: #99 bottles of bees on the wall

Asks: #blueberry pie

More (mostly self-explanatory) tags:

#writing

#feels like a poem

#science!!!

#looped posts

#my art

#beez is a warrior cats girl

#beez’s garlic bread

14 notes - Posted January 14, 2022

#3

This feels like a reaction image-

(Found in a math textbook)

14 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

#2

Just to clarify, it’s normal for figs to taste spicy right?

17 notes - Posted August 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I used to feel really bad whenever I skipped/paused a song because I thought there were little people singing inside phone and they’d be sad if I interrupted them

35 notes - Posted March 20, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[corroded-purple-chains]

I was tagged by @victoria-krueger. It was a surprise to wake up too! I've got 34 followers, so interactions are special, thank you! I don't know many folks, so I'll tag @whispered-sideshow @they-call-me-thewildrose and @onlysadnessleft if you're interested.

Selfie is a few weeks old... I need a shave and a hair cut... and it's not a priority of energy. Plus my other half never will tell me if she prefers me shaved or with facial hair, getting straight answers from her is like plucking hairs from bigfoot. 💜🔗