#thewildrose

[piratehaven]

Silver: We need to get through this locked door. Flint, hand me your credit card

Flint: Here

Silver: Thanks. Billy, kick down the door

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @they-call-me-thewildrose

*animorphs illustration of me succumbing to koala brain

text: Outside of uni semesters my brain reverts to the smooth, slippery texture of a raw chicken breast

[geofffromaccounting]

@they-call-me-thewildrose

Petting the hands of an otter

(via)

[piratehaven]

Vane: I am not out of control! I am a law abiding citizen!

Eleanor: oh yeah? Name one law

Vane: Don’t kill people

Eleanor: That’s on me. I set the bar too low

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @they-call-me-thewildrose

oh so it's like a skill tree

text: You start as a bottom then level up into being a top!

[jessicaw-ismellcakesandcandy]

some people talk to themselves, I make songs for myself 😘 #thewildrose #mommarapper #selflove

some people talk to themselves, I make songs for myself 😘 #thewildrose #mommarapper #selflove

[vitoria-vichi]

Hello spring 💚

[sindar-princeling]

Got the email!! I’m so excited :DDDDDDDD

thank you!!! 🥰🥰🥰 I'm so excited too ajajsjsjdjd

[randomfandomimagine]

Hey! As much as I love your writing, would I be able to be removed from the Jaskier tag list please? I find I’m not really involved in that fandom much anymore. Thanks in advance :)

Hello! Of course, I’ll take you off the tag list in a moment. 

[void-of-nonsense]

@they-call-me-thewildrose

[glorfindel-facts]

Glorfindel eats mayonnaise straight out of the jar

[ask-james-rhodes]

🥀

Submitted by: @they-call-me-thewildrose

Aw! Thank you so much sweetheart!

[sindar-princeling]

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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I have no words, thank you so so so much

[randomfandomimagine]

Hi

Would you be able to do a headcannon for geralt and jaskier being interested in the same girl (maybe she goes for geralt in the end but that's not that important lol) just think it'd be cute how they try to get her attention and one up each other

Thanks so much

I really like this idea, thank you so much for requesting! Hope you enjoy it 😊

GERALT AND JASKIER BOTH CRUSHING ON YOU

You met for the first time at a banquet they were both in

They had been staring at you, instantly crushing on you

And you noticed them, so you smiled to yourself and approached them

As you did, you could clearly hear the bard say ‘oh, shit’

“Hello, gentlemen” You grinned at them, being as friendly as possible

Geralt opened his mouth to reply, but Jaskier was already talking

“The best of days to you, my dear! I am Jaskier, pleased to meet you”

He also gallantly kissed your hand and bowed, making you smile

Jaskier definitely had a way with words and knew how to treat people

Geralt, on the other hand, wasn’t the best at it, but knew to be polite

“My name is Geralt of Rivia, at your service” He said, offering a hand

You shook it and he dedicated you quite a charming smile himself

Then you started chatting, and it was when things got a little crazy

You were honestly very impressed with what Geralt had to tell you

How he had fought many monsters and saved countless lifes

Telling you about his scars and how he got them

You went on and on about how brave and heroic he was

Jaskier, of course, didn’t take this well and began gloating

About how he wrote Toss A Coin and told the tale of his adventures

How he often accompanied the witcher and helped during his deeds

While he was entertaining and charming, he was trying a little too hard

Being smart and noticing you didn’t enjoy it, he changed the subject

He began doing what he did best: compliment you

He fawned over you with lovely words, making you blush

The way he spoke about your eyes, your smile, your personality

You were so flattered that you began complimenting him too

After all, he was a delight and very handsome as well

This went on for a while, with them trying to one up the other

Geralt mostly spoke about his job and how much he knew about it

Jaskier often told you about his songs and continued to compliment you

At the same time, they wouldn’t stop glaring at each other

Being quick and witty to respond to the other’s thing to impress you

It was quite amusing, but you ended up assuring they didn’t have to fight

You liked them both and enjoyed their magnetic personalities

In the end, you had fun chatting together the three of you

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[glorfindel-facts]

Mistakes learn from Glorfindel

[geofffromaccounting]

@they-call-me-thewildrose

therapy is such a scam. all you need to do is buy a 5'6 zweihänder and swing it around your home now and then to feel better. been doing it for years and im the very picture of good mental health