#thesexythighsofthebatman

[iishmael]

@thesexythighsofthebatman

[tired-elf-witch]

Damn, you're so right.

I love even a caring Lucius, but abusive Lucius/Draco is pure perfection. 😤

Do you know about Tom Felton who said in a interview that Draco's boggart could be his own father?

OH MY GOD THE IMPLICATIONS THAT HAS. i can think of a few ideas off the top of my head, and the main ones of how the boggart presents itself could be: a fear of dissapointing his father, as such it would be lucius scolding him or being outright angry at him; afraid of his father dying, as such it could either be his father getting AKed in front of him or even a tombstone with his name; something more dark, in the sense that the boggart implies that lucius is physically and/or sexually abusing draco. which, honestly, if i were remus and had to witness that, atop having draco's trauma be unfurled so openly, i would be so bloody horrified. gods, tom felton, you are once more a blessing.

[thesexythighsofthebatman]

Artist: Enrico Marini Font: https://twitter.com/marini_comics/status/913126339057680384 Comic: Batman The Dark Prince Charming

--- How much is hot this Bruce Wayne? Holy God. Just, look at his face.

[hpcestfest]

HP Cest Fest 2022: Reveals Masterlist ☕️ 📖 🎨 🎙

We are pleased to REVEAL the 59 phenomenal works for the inaugural HP Cest Fest! Thank you to all the creators that made this fest possible!

Blackcest

📖 A Swan’s Son (Or, Caring for Bellatrix) | E | 7.6k By @thistlecatfics / thistlecat Cynus Black III / Bellatrix / Sirius / Andromeda

🎨 ART: Take Care of Draco | T | Digital Art By @digthewriter / digthewriter Draco / Sirius

📖 Aubade | E | 6.3k By @tenrousei-kuroi / tenrousei_kuroi Regulus / Sirius

📖 Brighter Stars | E | 10.6k By Anonymous Orion / Regulus / Sirius

📖 Crossing Family Lines | E | 1.5k By @broomsticks / leftsidedown Andromeda / Narcissa

📖 Just The Two Of Us | E | 2.2k By @fiendishfyre / FiendishFyre Regulus / Sirius

📖 Kiss You Soft, Hold You Down | E | 8.8k By Anonymous Regulus / Sirius

📖 Let’s Run Away | T | 1.4k By @camelot-dragonlord / apocalypseWallflower Regulus / Sirius

📖 loveliest lies of all | E | 5k By dalula Orion / Regulus

📖 My Brother's Keeper | E | 2.3k By DeadDoveDoNotEncourageUs Regulus / Sirius

📖 Obedience | E | 2.5k By @emrldapplejuice / blckapplejuice Andromeda / Walburga

📖 softly it falls | E | 2.2k By dalula Orion / Regulus

📖 Sweet Child 'O Mine | E | 3.4k By @fiendishfyre / FiendishFyre Orion / Regulus / Sirius

📖 🎨 The Forked Snake | E | 11k | Traditional Art By The_Shift Regulus / Sirius / Marlene

📖 The Impending Malfoy Wedding | E | 1k By @cottagewhore / cottagewhore Bellatrix / Narcissa

📖 The Lion Star | E | 6.6k By The_Shift Nymphadora / Sirius; Regulus / Sirius

📖 this is where my heart belongs (in you i've made my home) | E | 2.5k By PsychiatristGirl Regulus / Sirius

📖 To Carry on Turning the Wheel | E | 8.4k By @tenrousei-kuroi / tenrousei_kuroi Arcturus III / Regulus / Sirius

📖 With Pain, Comes Power | E | 15.5k By LightTheShadows Bellatrix / Narcissa / Regulus / Sirius

📖 wrong number | E | 2.4k By @swoontodeath / swoons Regulus / Sirius

Malfoycest

📖 Daddy Dom and the Pureblood Prince | E | 8.7k By @fleetingdesires / FleetingDesires Draco / Lucius

📖 Qualis Pater, Talis Filius | E | 5.6k By @thesexythighsofthebatman / IvanaeSilvia Draco / Lucius

📖 The Lover and the Boytoy | E | 10.5k By @fleetingdesires / FleetingDesires Draco / Lucius / Severus

Pottercest

🎙 [Podfic] Playing Games by Fleeting Desires | E | 1hr By @phenomenalasterisk / PhenomenalAsterisk Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 All my care is you, and all my pleasure yours | E | 6k By @yletylyf / yletylyf Harry / Lily (Evans)

🎨 ART: Baby, you've got what it takes. | G | Digital Art By @digthewriter / digthewriter Albus Severus / James Sirius

🎨 ART: In the embrace where madness melts in bliss | G | Digital Art By @digthewriter / digthewriter Albus Severus / James Sirius / Scorpius

🎨 art: study buddy | T | Digital Art By wrongaccount Harry / James Sirius

📖 baby boy, you're killing me | E | 14.8k By just tired (stillredhead_just_tired) Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 Cravings 1: Context | E | 1.2k By @fleetingdesires / FleetingDesires Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 Cravings 2: Contact | E | 4.3k By @fleetingdesires / FleetingDesires Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 Cravings 3: Control | E | 2.5k By @fleetingdesires / FleetingDesires Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 Distance Makes the Cock Grow Longer | E | 4.8k By @greenmegsnoham / greenmegsnoham Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 Forbidden Love, Take Flight | E | 9.7k By @makeitp1nk / makeitp1nk Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 I'm just a guy whose intentions are good | E | 8.8k By @phenomenalasterisk / PhenomenalAsterisk Harry / James Sirius

📖 Jaime's hot breath & Al's soft touch | E | 2k By wrongaccount Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 James's Guardian Angel | M | 4.2k By @stopme / Stopme Harry / James (Sr)

📖 Sometimes things happen | E | 38.7k By Anonymous Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 Strays of the Night | E | 3.9k By BelladonnaLee Albus Severus / James Sirius

📖 the dark passenger | E | 5k By eleven_eaves Harry / Albus Severus

Weasleycest

📖 A Brother's Love | E | 8.2k By MacariaHades Ginny / Bill / Charlie

📖 Afternoon Delight | E | 2.3k By @fleetingdesires / FleetingDesires Ginny / Bill

📖 Death and Undeath | E | 3.1k By @lumosatnight / noxatnight (lumosatnight) Fred / George

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📖 The stages of you (I love, I grieve) | E | 28k By @imanakletos / Anakletos Percy / George

📖 Wolf's Hunger | E | 3.5k By By @iliveforthefall / I_Live_For_The_Fall Bill / Ron

Other-cest

📖 Eat Freely | E | 9.4k By LapinsdeJanvier Lovegood: Luna / Xenophilius

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📖 Sweet, Glorious Madness | E | 2k By The_Shift Lestrange: Rabastan / Rodolphus / Bellatrix

📖 The World against Us | E | 1.9k By @maraudersaffair / maraudersaffair Carrow: Amycus / Alecto

📖 Theirs, through blood or bond | E | 4.2k By @iliveforthefall / I_Live_For_The_Fall Granger: Hermione / Mr Granger / Mrs Granger

Pseudo-cest

📖 A Suitable Reward | E | 9.7k By Dark (Chelonie) Draco / Severus

📖 a surprise in the post | M | 1.9k By @swoontodeath / swoons Harry / Sirius

📖 Desire in Six Senses | E | 11.8k By sky_watcher_rose Astoria / Narcissa / Lucius

📖 Dog bite | E | 3.4k By @stopme / Stopme Harry / Sirius

📖 fit me, next to your heartbeat, where I should be | E | 48.7k By @coffeedrgn87 / CoffeeDragon87 Harry / Teddy

📖 Happy birthday sweet sixteen | M | 18.1k By @mundrakan / Shadowmun Harry / Sirius

📖 i can feel your blood pressure rise (fuck this tension) | M | 1.4k By PsychiatristGirl Harry / Sirius

📖 What gives us hope | E | 19.1k By @stopme / Stopme Harry / Sirius

[batsylovesjoky]

OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT MY FRIEND @thesexythighsofthebatman GOT ME 💚💜💚💜 I DON'T DESERVE YOU <3 There are other drawings but I think she'll post them herself !! I'm sochappy they're NASTY !!!! I love you so much thank you @thesexythighsofthebatman you're the Best 💚💜💚💜💚

[he-s-dead-jim]

NUOVO BLOG ITALIANO! NEW ITALIAN BLOG!

Fannibals Italiani, @aryn17 ed io abbiamo pensato ad un posto qui su Tumblr dove si possa chiacchierare di Hannibal anche nella nostra lingua. Per tutti coloro che fossero interessati a spargere amore italiano su questa meravigliosa serie.

Si chiama EATalian Fannibals

E anche su Twitter

Hannibal è sempre al centro dell'attenzione, anche perché è meglio non trascurarlo per evitare ripercussioni, ma questo è uno spazio per tutto ciò che da Hannibal si è sviluppato.

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@aryn17 and I thought about a place here on Tumblr where we can talk about Hannibal also in Italian. For the ones who want to spread Italian love all over this amazing serie.

It's EATalian Fannibals.

But it's for EVERYONE, obviously, also for the ones who don’t know a word of Italian. We can teach you!

 And on Twitter

We'll be grateful for every signal boost.

@cinnamaldeide  @hannill   @federichika  @hannibal-stop    @sophyrosemusic  @josgalaxy  @thesexythighsofthebatman   @wisesnail   @achilleide    @between-ironandsilver  @treu317 @matildaparacosm  profonde scuse a coloro che non ricordo, ma è proprio per conoscervi finalmente tutti che questo posto è stato aperto. :)  Spero che tutti voi possiate segnalarlo ai Fannibals che conoscete.

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"How about I cook us up a nice meal?” [Requested by thesexythighsofthebatman]

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[tired-elf-witch]

No worries at all, I contracted that damn Covid virus so I know how you feel! 😷

Please, take care of yourself and heal soon! 🤗

Absolutely, your answer totally make sense and thank you for your time and commitment in writing it! 💕

I have always seen Lucius as a sadist tbh, so it fits so well even in sex life. For avoid possible spoilers, I continue below!

I loved your take on my "what if?" question because perfectly reflects how I imagine Lucius!

In reality I don't imagine this for your story or in general, mine was just a curiosity because (what a coincidence!) my idea of Draco is just the one you have in mind for your fanfiction.

Draco could be arrogant and bratty, but in my opinion he is "sexually modest". Even because of the high standards of his parents, I imagine him avoiding too explicit avances and sex in general, so to stay pure until you don't find someone "worthy". Lucius but especially Narcissa spoiled him and treated him as someone special and rare, so I figure him thinking something like "I don't want to ruin my reputation doing dirty stuffs and disappoint my parents too."

I notice how often Draco is written as a wild and libertine in fanfiction (that is totally ok, everyone could write what they like!) but I imagine him as a virgin, totally. Of course, until things happen ;)

Aaaand psss, if you want to share something else about your ideas, I'm more than happy to read them! 👀 Of course, within certain limits, no pressures! 🙋‍♀️

I will wait otherwise to read the new chapters 😊

damn, i wrote an entire response and tumblr deleted it. this is what i get for writing it on tumblr mobile browser. thank u for your patience in waiting for an answer, its been a bit hard writing this week <3

that is horrible to hear about you catching covid D: , i really wish you well!! i hope that it doesnt leave terrible lasting effects. my own sickness has gotten better, but now i am dealing with prolonging my cold since i am not good at dealing with the cold of winter 😵

i am glad to have been of help with your “what if”! it was incredibly fun to think about, and it did help stretch my thinking muscles with things considering lucius/draco. depending on how you go about the ship, there are endless possibilities, and your scenario was very enjoyable!!

and considering draco- i would like to say that i agree wholeheartedly!! i will admit, i love the wild draco headcanons and aus. i am big on having contradictory headcanons, and i personally enjoy it when draco does it in a “fuck you” to the family at least, when canon divergence is HEAVY. but, at the end of the day, and deep down in my heart, i will always see draco as a “prude” and very modest when it comes to sex- all of the points you have brought up are on the same line as my own!

there are so many layers to it and i love it all!!! from the pure blooded upbringing of his childhood, which i think we can agree is deeply rooted in old-fashioned ways, many of which look down upon heavily on what is seen as whoreish behaviour and as such heavily discourages sleeping around and making a whore of yourself. to the way his parents had made him think about yourself- the way you said of his parents teaching him he needs someone “worthy” to sleep with, since he is special and important. i have a love for narcissist!draco, and so ending up thinking about himself like “i am better than all others, and as such only someone who is close to my level is worthy of being bedded by me/bedding me” kind of deal. its ah!! so great!!

if i ever have any tid bits id be willing to share, i will gladly do so ;) until then youve got to hold on!!! hope you will enjoy the story as i go on and reveal my plans >:)

[thesexythighsofthebatman]

Baby

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[harveydont]

The Joker who made finger joke about fuck Batman makes me laugh so damn hard! xD Please, draw more about Bats and Joker, you're style is awesome ;D

you have a good url thanks

[tired-elf-witch]

About your story's playlist 🎶 I can think about these songs, I don't know if you will like them or feel like they could be related to ATKB but here we go lol - Negroamaro: Mentre Tutto Scorre (Actually, even one of my favorite songs. For this you must read the english translation, in this video is pretty good.) - The Pretty Reckless: Burn (short but touching.) - Emilie Autumn: I Want My Innocence Back (a big classic.) - In This Moment - Roots (this give me shivers every time.)

WOW WOW ok im going to talk about the songs in the order i listened them to so-

ROOTS IS SO GOOD WOW i am not kidding when i got shivers because of it. it is also definitely going to become a personal favourite, and i LOVE that it can work so well for ATKB. the anger hatred that draco is starting to feel towards his father because of what he has done - its so good. sadly, our draco is not at a point of escaping lucius :P

i want my innocence back gave me such a delightful sense of dread listening to it. not only is it such a great song, but it fits so well with dracos desperation to understand why his father did what he did !!!!!!!!

burn really made me tear up, wow, its so great. its short but it strikes just right!!! those moments of draco just giving up and burning from the inside out pop in my mind listening to this, great fit.

and mentre tutto scorre.... wow. just wow. i keep saying wow, but i genuinely love the songs, and this one is so!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!! i can see why its one of your favourite songs, its so good. i like the song with the idea of a maybe post!ATKB draco looking over what his father did to him and being righteously angry and filled with so much hatred for his father... yes!!!

post!ATKB sure is funny to think about. a thing for the far future, that is for sure.

all of them promptly added to the playlist :P

thank you for all your recs, truly!!! youve got great taste, id like to say btw, AND youre helping my agenda on creating an ATKB playlist!!! thank you again <333

[batsylovesjoky]

@thesexythighsofthebatman @mellie-art @arecchi

When my mutuals post art/fanfic/edits

[tired-elf-witch]

Ahhh 🥰🥰🥰 And I will say it again, it's a pleasure for me. Lol thanks, I love your url too!

And don't threaten me with a good time! 👁👄👁 Speaking about you having some ideas for make this whole situation even more twisted, with a possessive Lucius.

Oh well, that's normal but it's even a nice and satisfying thing when all is builded! There's some movies that I love about this concept of apparently flawless families, who actually hide the darkest secrets. It's interesting to read and write. And you're doing it perfectly!

By the way I can easily imagine Lucius as a secretly cruel man in the sheets, enjoying the others' pain, humiliation and ruin. I mean, dude, he is a control and power freak after all, so why not? There is this interesting conflict of Lucius who on the one hand enjoys hurting his own son and on the other hand tries to make him succubus and consenting.

I take this opportunity for a question: you said Draco is bisexual in your story, even he prefers men and his parents knew it. I read here that you think that Lucius is actually "glad" to know it in part but acted like a good father all the time.

I wonder, what if other than that Draco were have been someone who is actually turned on by violence, a masochist? And told it to his father, since he trusted him? Do you think Lucius would have thought badly of him because he sees him as his "pure son" or would have reacted differently?

took me a bit to get to respond, but here i am :P the bustle of the new year is already taking its toll on me 😵i caught the flu and i am still healing from it, ha! hope my answer makes sense, and hope youre faring well :)

lucius is ABSOLUTELY a sadist in this fic btw!! 100%. having been raised to see himself as above others he, by default, had ended up taking up quite a few sadistic tendencies, many that translated into his sex life as well.

and your questions, under the keep reading !

going to go on a bit of a tangent here bc i have this whole thing i have thought about the last few days since you sent your ask and read it. the actual idea of it in 'A Traitor Knows Best' is a bit different from what you have imagined, and ill get into that in a bit, after i write out what i have in mind for your scenario.

and... man that is incredible and has so many possibilities, wow! i think, had draco shared such a secret to his father (and, very very awkwardly mind you, since he wasnt sure how much he should share and how proper it would be to talk about it, since pure blooded views on sexuality are more repressed, ya know?) his father would have mixed reactions.

he would, most definitely, revel in knowing this bit of information- his mind would go wild at knowing such a little, but important, fact about his son. not only would his attraction flare up even more(i mean, this idea of "it was meant to be" would take its roots into his mind, and also just the fact that they complete each other, with lucius being a sadist and draco a masochist), but his self control would start wearing even more thin, and could be a direct influence on it snapping as well.

but, of course, there would be some deep seated conflict inside of him as well. youve got the pure-blooded elitism and repression being disgusted that draco would share such a vital part of his sex life- as it is, this kind of information is to be shared with your lover, not your parents. the way that lucius was open about being a sadist with his wife(and who enjoyed it very much). and theres also the fatherly part of him that, in a way, is sad to find out about it. his son is growing up and maturing just before his very eyes!

however, the very same reminder of him maturing also just fuels his desire more. hes growing up, maturing, and even figuring himself out and, as such, is perfect "for the taking", if you get what i mean ;)

i would love to also go into what i have envisioned for the fic- but there are some things that i will keep to myself and not go into to keep for later into it. but, i will share some information that might fuel your interest, but are a bit spoiler-y imo:

draco was a virgin, and very inexperienced other than some crushes and some "relationships" that went as far as hand holding only. hes formal when it comes to relationships, after all, and wants to take it the "gentleman route", as his mother made sure to raise him into a gentleman lmao.

and, draco would have turned out a sadist himself, had his father not started abusing him. but, as it is, with the current point we are in the fic draco isnt sure about his own desires anymore, so we will see how his... "self exploration" that has been heavily tainted by his father goes!

have a good one <3

[tired-elf-witch]

Hello! I'm IvanaeSilvia from Ao3! I just wanted to answer to your reply without further fills up your comments section. When I love something and in general I think that it's important to take a little time to show appreciation. I mean, write a chapter could take days, a comment only some minutes. And since your fanfiction it's so twisted and detailed I think that let you know that you're on the right way is even more important! :D You don't need to thank me, it's a pleasure! It's not a problem of course, for you not to make spoilers because of my assumption! I totally accept it and I will patiently wait for more! Dude, Lucius' behaviour get even worse? Sign me the fu*ck up! lol I wanted to say something that I forgot to mention in my review. I don't know if it's wanted or casual, but I love how absolutely contradictory your Malfoy's family is. I mean, they hate Muggles and yet like to visits their places, eat their food and drink their stuffs. It made me think of appearances and lies, the falsehoods that often hide the wealthy and upper-class families, that want to appear perfect but have a lot of skeletons in their closet. And this obviously connects to Lucius too, that is like "Look at me, I I am a refined and respectable man" but then he lusts after his own son even in a violent and brutal way. (excuse my wall of text, what summed up means? lol)

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭mate...

your support is absolutely incredible wowowowowow thank you thank you thank you!!! ah!!!!! i know you said i shouldnt thank you but i think its common courtesy :P especially because i feel so incredibly flattered. and even the minutes it takes to write out your comments, i appreciate them greatly <3

and yes, i have already a few ideas on how lucius' behaviour can get worse ;) MUCH worse, from just assaulting his son randomly throughout the day. lets just say... theres a possibility his possessive behaviour can get out of hand. TOO out of hand!

only thing i dislike is that it will take chapters and chapters of building up on things until i can write them out, aaaaaah but that is the curse of writing fic!

and x 2 it is definitely wanted!!! and im so glad you noticed! though its not that hard to spot lol. it is so fun to write, to have to deal with the "skeletons in the closet" of theirs, so to speak. the tension it creates, and you wonder if somehow those very same skeletons will ever see the light of day... you can only appear perfect for so long, especially if youre a malfoy. and, well, if the war will come up in future chapters... good luck lmao.

and as you said, with lucius also thinking of himself as better than most people as he is a pure blooded, refined man. and then he goes and acts on some of the worst desires people can have. lol ok lucius, keep telling yourself that XD

[tired-elf-witch]

NNNNGH thank you for the preview, it's freaking awesome!!! Good luck for your exam! :)

glad you think so <3 and thank you :D it wrnt amazingly well!

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@thesexythighsofthebatman @audreycritter @spot-the-witch

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