#theseriouscynic

[fuck-customers]

I love how when I had to go home early cause I was sick, one of my shift managers was talking shit about it, but the very next day, she was puking and had to go home early too :) Fuck management.

[lettering-is-my-music]

"You six piece chicken McNobody" as my request

well alright

buy me a coffee?

send my askbox calligraphy requests

[monriatitans]

Wed, March 31, 2021 "I've never seen being an American explained so well." - dreamlogic, theseriouscynic ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ #dreamlogic #theseriouscynic #america #americasucks #americaisselfish #livinginamerica #learnsomethingneweveryday #becomesmartereveryday #monriatitans https://www.instagram.com/p/CNGOPNBjDEp/?igshid=12pufvn1w18vk

[alucardsfattitties]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers! :D

driving alone and singing (screaming) along to music at full volume

making pizza from scratch

when my cat is excited to see me and shoves his face in my beard

waking up to see snow falling

overt homoeroticism

[budgiepunk]

🔥

Bras aren’t as necessary as society wants us to believe. Yeah it’s good for not allowing bigger titties to have a mind of their own, but tbh nobody should be looking at anyone’s chest anyway.

[fishklok]

I was looking through my main blog, found this video, and it gave me Charles vibes:

https://www.tumblr.com/borednschooled/177528289771/onlyblackgirlintheclass2-theseriouscynic

Oh my god, you're right. This video is amazing too. He cut through those opposing arguments like a scalpel.

[witches-and-wolves]

Tagged by @whenthewildwindblowss for a selfie....so im postin one i took for a boytoy a week ago cus a dat glo

Taggginngg @psychedelicfelon @candycoatedbat @theseriouscynic @officialmshadows-world @take-their-fucking-heads @offantasyandfiction

Hope yall stay safe!

[baeee-leef]

Rules: put your entire music library on shuffle & list the first 10 songs that come up. then tag 10 others & do the same.

@agape-going-forward tagged me. Thanks, I like these things 😁 (Get ready for a bunch of EDM/dubstep probably, lol)

1. Where Did That Go - Zeds Dead

2. You Don’t Get Me High Anymore - Phantogram

3. Message in a Bottle - The Police

4. Rezorecta VIP - Black Tiger Sex Machine

5. River (Acoustic) - Bishop Briggs

6. Me No Care - Zeds Dead

7. BURNITUP! (feat. Missy Elliott) - Janet Jackson

8. Sorry (Original Demo) - Beyonce

9. Emotions - Mariah Carey

10. Santeria - Sublime 

(okay, that wasn’t as EDM-heavy as I thought it’d be!)

Not going to tag 10 people, but i’ll tag.. @1-800-fandomtrashqueen @chicagohippie @theseriouscynic @dogglefoxkvk @danisnotonniall @wishing-i-was-there-not-here  because, why not? 🤷‍♀️

[lollki]

@thatmelancholystorm tagged me, tysm this is really fun!!

Rules:

Describe yourself with nine pictures you have on your phone. You cannot download or search new pictures.

I can whip out an explanation for each one of them but nobody gon wanna read my full on life story so i'll just do the tagging!

@alcors-floating-hat @galaxy-starheart @purepeanutbutter @poptartmochi @myflowerybed @theseriouscynic @hanannnnnnn 😘😘

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Love the username

Thank you

[budgiepunk]

To summon you: a hamster, a laptop,

YOU DON’T EVEN NEED THE REST OF THIS ASK, THOSE TWO THINGS WILL SUMMON ME AS IT IS

[honeyedheartss]

@theseriouscynic thought you might appreciate

[lollki]

22 Questions

RULES: simply answer the following 22 q’s and then tag 22 (or however many) people you’d love to get to know more!

I was tagged by: @davidrosed

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Name: Laura

Nickname: Lau, Lollie (begrudgingly)

Zodiac Sign: ☀️ Gemini 🌙 Sagittarius ⬆️ Sagittarius

Height: 5'10" - 180cm

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw, but I'm too cool for that

Last Thing I Googled: a "body positive" underwear campaign that is literally Not That & I wanted to see whether people on the internet were as aggravated as I was

Favourite Musicians: Alt-J, Glass Animals, slenderbodies, KOHH

Last Song I Listened To: "Even When The Water's Cold" - !!!

Song Stuck In My Head Right Now: ⬆️ (don't listen, it'll loop for weeks)

Followers: wouldn't you like to know

Following: 414

Amount Of Sleep: 8-9 hours

Lucky Number: 2

What I'm Wearing: pajamas Moschino

Dream Job: Artist, Fool, Star

Dream Trip: Mexico, Japan, Amsterdam, New York, Chicago, Texas/The South™️

Favourite Food: Sushi!! 🍣

Instruments: Piano, I'm ok at it but should def practice more

Languages: (in order of most to least eloquent) German, English, Finnish, Spanish, French (+ very very basics in Japanese, Swedish)

Favourite Songs: "Gooey" - Glass Animals, "Death Is A Girl" - Mini Mansions, "Blue" - Willow Beats,

Random Fact: I set alarms for Everything incl. the time I have to go to sleep, take meds, stretch, etc. bc I Will Forget

Aesthetic:

Tagging: @losmozi @theseriouscynic @purepeanutbutter @smute @theo-decker @ra-lek @dailytipsfrompadfoot

[budgiepunk]

@theseriouscynic​ Solidarity HDJKFHKJFHKJ

[smiles-equal-happiness]

Tagged by: @underratedtim

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

Relationship status: Single 

Favorite color: Forest Green!

Three favorite foods: Mac and Cheese, Burgers (preferably Mushroom Swiss), Cheese Curds

Last Song I listened to: Before I Do by Sevyn Streeter

Last movie I watched: Madea’s Big Happy Family

Top 3 favorite shows: Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Bring It, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Three favorite bands: Don’t really have one... But I have been listening to Epica recently and they’re pretty good.

Books I’m currently reading: I need to get back into reading tbh.

Tagging: @theseriouscynic @rainbowsludge @blzkn90 @shaitsan @ablogthingy @epic-azn @fei-longing @jeremymfhill @motherofbirds @principal-violist

[thekawaiibutterflygirl]

Tagged by @theseriouscynic

10 songs you never tire of listening too

Bury Me Alive by We Are The Fallen

It Has Begun by Starset

Birds by Thomas Sanders and Dodie Clark

Graveyard by Lucy Schwartz

Still Doll by Kanon Wakeshima

Little Game by BENNY

Gloria by Kalafina

Annabelle - Alternative

Flowers by in love with a ghost

Valkyrie by Varien

And more but yknow

I tag whoever sees this post.