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Foltest/Roche/Iorveth brainworms sketches
Behind the cut is a drawing of a half naked Roche straddling/interrogating Iorveth with a Knife- Don't go any further if you don't wanna see that!
#vernon roche#iorveth#foltest#the witcher 2#woops put the feather on the wrong side#these three fuckers#knifeplay
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ok ive decided - fuck it, v4v be upon ye this is my blog i do whatever i want around here additional v2 (& a bit of v1) sketches under cut bc well. favorite character
#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#v4v#y2r1#cw blood#this can be platonic or romantic#its so hard for me to post ship art this has been lying unseen for about three weeks at this point#and these fuckers have been living in my head rent free for a month now#ppl who came for other fandoms im sorry lol#aaaaahhhhhhh >_<
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listening to Too Sweet for the first time and, damn, Crowley never got his flat back, did he? can't believe he's been crashing on Hozier's couch all this time drinking booze and waxing lamentations about his angel. strange world we live in
#hozier#crowley#good omens#ineffable husbands#but for real. this man is insane “you treat your mouth as if it's Heaven's gate” how do i keep going with my life after this line.#he'll take his whiskey neat his coffee black and his bed at three? 'kay.#i'll never write good omens fics or poetry half as good as this fucker (affectionate)#anthony j crowley#music#unheard ep#too sweet#marcela talks
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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DPxDC Masterpost
Almost all of my DPDC posts have the #Danny Fenton is Not the Ghost King tags, barring perhaps my earliest aus like my Thomas Wayne Au (which will be included in the post). This tag includes art i've made, asks i've answered, and non-fic au posts I've created. This is my main tag!
DPxDC posts under the main tag that don't have their own tag: Danny's Life-Changing Cross-Dimensional Roadtrip with A De-Aged Batman Danny is also Bruce Wayne (Starry goes back to their middle school roots) Danny being the first batkid (if i can get the creative juices flowing I will expand on this. mark my words) There is a Damian clone LOOSE in Amity Park. Oh wait, Danny's got him.
My Biggest DPxDC Aus #Danny Fenton is a Clone: all my posts talking about clone!Danny.
Clone Danny Masterpost: previously my pinned post. A no-powers au where Danny is also a clone of Bruce Wayne, also includes some clone^2
#Clone^2: Clone Damian + Clone Danny au combined, explores themes like identity, found family, and growing into your own as a person. Starting post Here.
#Childhood Friends Au or #Cfau: A childhood friends dead on main au that explores grief, how it may change a person, and how growing up in Crime Alley changed Danny. Contains heavier themes like smoking and mild violence.
#Danyal Al Ghul Au: Mostly contains my au where Danny is not Damian's twin, but his older brother! An excuse for me to delve into the psychological effects that growing up in the League would have on Danny that I don't really see in other DAG aus. Putting the 'assassin' in 'raised by assassins'.
My Minor DPxDC Aus Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne: an oldie but a goodie! An reveal gone wrong au where Danny decides to go by his middle name 'Thomas' shortly after the events of TUE, and leaves Amity Park two years later. He finds out that Vlad cloned him again and finds an infant in the lab. Danny takes the baby, names him Bruce, and ends up adopted by the Waynes.
#Danny Fenton is Jason Todd au: An au where Danny is Jason Todd! He was adopted by the Fentons shortly after the events of the carjacking.
#Older Brother Danny: contains all of my aus where Danny is an Older Brother. This currently includes only my DAG posts but it's not limited to Danyal Al Ghul.
#Changeling Danny: a half-ghost? oh, wait, no. that's a changeling. even worse! Danny's got latent fey blood from a Fenton getting freaky with a faerie some dozen generations ago, and it reactivated with a fervor when he had his accident! Instead of a halfa, he became one of the Fair Folk.
#Blood blossom au: currently the name for the time being. A Nightingale/First Batkid au where Vlad poisons Danny with blood blossom extract, and it results in Danny running to Batman! Currently only one post, but it has a lot of branching pathways in the reblogs. Batdad centered! Now comes with its own fanfic!
#tales of the passerine: the official au name for my "Danny being the first batkid" post! This au is what inspired changeling Danny. It's the idea that Danny was the first to be adopted by Bruce, and features me favoring batdad over "lmfao Danny goes fuck you bruce and adopts the other kids" au. Because I want batdad.
(Nightingale is, so far, the official vigilante name for the Eldest Batkid Danny concept on my blog.)
#mother of monsters danny: specifically its mother of monsters dan but i digress. I was messing around with my fem!Danyal au and boom! Her evil timeline self is Layal, the terrifying Mother of Monsters who raises any manner of monstrous beasts. I love her <3
#martha knight au same song, different dance! This is a fem danny version of my aforementioned "Danny is Thomas Wayne" au. Except this time around, Danny is Martha! Arguably my favorite between the two, I feel like I'm able to do more with her than Thomas. Her au's vibe is After All by Christine Ebersole
Bonus Excerpt: a ficlet I made in response to a DPxDC Dead on Main prompt! It's not under the main tag as I didn't make the post, however it can be found if you search #fem danny fenton on my blog. I actually really love this idea so I may make it its own tag in the future.
#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc masterpost#starry's au masterposts#maybe i should make individual masterposts for the bigger aus? Like for CFAU. Danyal Al Ghul. and Clone^2. those are my Big Three rn <3#danyal al ghul is my main muse for my drawings because this fucker is weirdly the easiest one to draw out of all the danny's. which i dont#get. the hardest danny to draw is fucking CFAU DANNY. It's the undercut its the damn undercut. also i can't get his face shape right??#for some reason?? clone danny is a hit or miss.
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don’t try and sass the daycare animatronic, michael.
especially with matters of rest.
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf ruin#fnaf security breach#fnaf eclipse#fnaf daycare attendant#ruin dlc#fnaf ruin dlc#moondrop#fnaf moondrop#fnaf moon#fnaf sun and moon#ruin eclipse#michael afton#micheal afton#michael and eclipse au#the only time all three of those lanky fuckers r in sync#will be when michael undermines his well being#stay healthy kids get good rest#stay in drugs dont do school#hold on
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They're all gorgeous. But only one has what it takes to be...
#none of these fuckers are dressed for the tundra#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#bells hells#bell's hells#laudna#dorian storm#chetney pock o'pea#fearne calloway#orym#orym of the air ashari#imogen temult#ashton greymoore#america's next top model#aeor#aeor is for lovers#new outfits#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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it’s canon to me that anakin skywalker and marshall commander fox are archnemeses of a shakespearean nature to eachother
why? well, fox’ life is a tragedy of galactic proportions. he’s a slave at best and straight up non-sentient property at worst, caught at the crossroads of being the face of the republic’s most corrupt establishment to his brothers who resent him for being forced to bear an authority he has no actual control over, and being the closest and easiest target for that very authority’s ire. made to enforce the rigged and deeply unjust laws against his own oppressed peoples, and no one understands better than fox how much coruscant truly despises them. the chancellor at the heart of it all, and anakin, the favored pupil - taken in by the flattery and empty promises like all the rest of them, the jedi most intimately connected to the senate who yet cares so little to know the clones who shed their blood in it every day that he never sees beyond his own very nose. no one asks the guard what they think, and fox despises them all for it, but the jedi who play at caring more than anything. it’s an impersonal, distanced dislike for the most part, but with skywalker it burns all the brighter for how often fox sees him walk the halls of the senate and never think to ask.
also fox cut anakin off in traffic once and he never forgave him for it
#commander fox#to be clear this is neither an anakin nor jedi hatepost#i just think the dynamic of genuine deeprooted existential hate vs petty fury that burns with the power of a thousand suns is so funny#also i love this flavor of hc about the guard: they live in a lovecraftian horror show which everyone else perceives as like the office#like imagine you’re watching michael scott shenanigans but to him there’s blood oozing out of the walls and formless shadows whispering in a#language that makes his eyeballs burn and sizzle like acid#i firmly believe fox to be extremely unimpressed with most jedi on principle but not in a like hateful way more like a disillusioned way#fox does not believe in clone rights because fox has lived on this hellhole for three years and knows how these fuckers work#bail organa is one of the very few people he likes on a personal level but any talk of clone rights bills just make him laugh#‘have you met your colleagues sir? because i have’#‘and we’ll all be throwing birthday parties in sith hell by the time they agree to that on moral principle’#‘or well you will be throwing tea parties in sith hell i’m not sentient so no afterlife’#i also believe anakin and fox would be fast friends if they ever actually spoke#to the detriment and danger of everyone around them to be clear
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Okay so I had heard that Hugo fucked but nothing could prepare me for actually reading up on it. THIS IS THE GUY WHO KEPT PRAISING CHASTITY???
#Bro has not heard of ‘write what you know’#but how. how did he write Jean Valjean as a virgin how could he percieve the existence of chastity WHEN HE HIMSELF FUCKED THREE TIMES A DAY#i’m not saying that is the biggest difference between him and Jean Valjean but i’m sorry this is bigger than class difference#i’m kidding#mostly#I am agogh. I am aghast.#Marius is his self insert#and yet. he is a good little christian who marries before bedding. you lying little bastard#fucking fucker.#the brick#les mis
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So.
Ace tried to head-on murder the strongest man alive.
Luffy sucker punched a Celestial Dragon.
And Sabo attacked the actual king of the world.
Yeah.
They're brothers.
#these three fuckers were born and chose violence#one piece#sabo#portgas d ace#monkey d luffy#flame emperor sabo#fire fist ace#straw hat luffy#asl brothers
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NO LIKE
LISTEN TO ME
LISTEN TO ME RN
big brain hc moment
I love this new three headed Ghost sm,—but like what if they ended up like that because of Roba???
Not only did he go through psychological and physical torture, but they experimented on it and changed them permanently from the inside out.
The reason why people fear Ghost isn’t because of his aloofness, or personality, or the fact that they’re mentally fucked.—It’s because it is a LITERAL monster,—a freak of nature.
…Soap being a total dumbass and freak.
Regardless if he’s got three heads or not,—he’s gonna fuck them. Lmao
#cod#call of duty#codmw#cod mw2#cod mw3#ghost x soap#soapghost#heacanons#thoughts#random thoughts#ghost call of duty#three heads#simon ghost riley#simon riley#soap call of duty#john soap mactavish#john mactavish#monster fucker#idk how to tag this#hello tumblr
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Please tell me Drew has given CatNap the finger, or some other sort of insult. (That might've almost ended in death.) Shame the last thing he sees won't be Drew's fabulous Minecraft Creeper (Aw man.) boxers. Ú-Ù
Absolutely.
“I think I took a few years off my life, I laughed so hard! Ah… stuff’s funny as hell, I’ll tell you what.”
#Drew is a sucker for unorthodox insults and threats#he totally called Miss Delight a ‘broom-headed banana-bitch’ while running from her#Mommy was ‘Arcade Sticky Hand headass’#(he definitely hasn’t threatened to shove concrete down someone’s throat when he was stressed totally not)#(it was Ollie LMAOAOAOA)#‘Ollie I stg if you don’t quick backseating I will shove this phone so far up my ass that you’ll hear my food digesting’#Drew does not trust that kid ONE. BIT.#gotta be the prototype ong#THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS NOT REAL#ask the three d’s#the three d’s#drew poppy playtime#catnap poppy playtime#catnap#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#poppy playtime fanart#phrart#art#ask phrog
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FRANKIE DOODLE
#get hype fuckers#mcr#my chemical romance#frank iero#my chemical fucking romance#gerard way#ray toro#mikey way#mcr5 is real#my chem#mcr gerard#three cheers for sweet revenge#i brought you my bullets you brought me your love#the black parade#danger days
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I love them so bad, y'all have no idea.
#for a few dollars more#dollars trilogy#clint eastwood#lee van cleef#man with no name#douglas mortimer#mantimer#oh god someone help me it's been three days and this fucker Douglas Mortimer has me in a chokehold
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Ok listen. Listen. I do not personally want to fuck Gortash. BUT.
They let you fuck the devil, and the incubus, and a MOTHERFUCKING MINDFLAYER *AND* you can have sex with the druid while the druid is literally a BEAR
But you cannot fuck Gortash, the Human Man. What the fuck is up with that
#bg3#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#like I said I am not a gortash fucker#but i sympathize with your plight#also I will say out of the chosen of the dead three he is the most fuckable
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undergrads stop getting diseases and then bringing diseases into my classroom and giving me diseases challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (FAIL COMPILATION) (SHE HAS LARYNGITIS FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A MONTH) (TRY NOT TO LAUGH)
#I was sick THREE WEEKS AGO and I’m sick AGAIN#these FUCKERS#I am having cold sweats at levels heretofore unseen in the general population
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