#these songs r so cutie patootie

[yurifier3000]

also i keep discovering this hidden gems through the suggested songs like wow… i think i have things to put in my hiruhoshi playlist now (except it doesnt exist because i keep jumping between free trials on spotify and apple music cuz im a broke bitch)

[blue-jisungs]

Hii ⭐

Txt with an idol s/o

Can u write this? 😸

you’re an idol ♡

a/n. hello anon! sorry you had to wait for so long, i hope u like it though!! i kind of wanted to write it as well but you gave me the perfect opportunity hehe

you can also find enha version here!! :D

┆彡 YEONJUN [ 연준 ]

oh boy

first of all (and everyone saw it coming)… he absolutely devours your group’s choreos

like okay you’re his gf blah blah but he still will outshine you in the tiktoks you’re making because of your comebacks 😔

and also?? he’s always the first person ever to film a tiktok challenge w u and vice versa…. like your song could be out for only one hour and there’s already a tiktok of u two dancing (nooo not suspicious at all wdym)

other than that he’s such a sweetheart :(

he knows when you’re recording in the studio and will always make sure to drop by and bring you snacks/drinks, even if your company is on the other side of the town

or when he can’t get there in person he’ll send an uber to you with some food with cute sticky notes attached (“fighting! <3”)

and oh boy dating him means that you have access to his closet *-*

so while your fans call you an fashion icon, yeonjun is rolling his eyes at the fact that those are literally his clothes (“i styled them though!” “but y/n–?!”)

takes u on cute lil days usually in the evening and you’re the one who takes his candid pics to post on instagram username yawnzzn 😄😄😄😄😄

and if you have private insta you post pics that he took of you as well ^_^ but if you have an official acc you just wait a bit with posting so the fans won’t be able to connect the dots too quickly

and and :( he’s so cute like!! “yeah there was (your fav group) comeback right?? and they were on inkigayo, right??” *casually whips out a signed album* “oh and also i got (your bias)’s phone number and i gave them yours, they told me they’ll call you!!! i said you’d love to meet up and maybe film a challenge?”

fainting rn

will get jealous tho if u keep blabbing abt your bias so please cover him in kisses n cuddle w him :)

┆彡 SOOBIN [ 수빈 ]

papa bunny is treating you like one of his members

he can be sweet sometimes too 🙄

but most of the time he’ll scold u if you’re not sleeping/eating/resting enough… and also if you’re skipping practices

he’ll snitch to your leader?? or manager??

like tf.

but he’s so so cute :(

if you happen to have comebacks in similar time, you always end up opening each other’s albums!!

or even if it’s for example you, you’ll watch him open all the versions of the albums

bc he’s a fanboy. and you know it he’ll be your fanboy too <3

however filming tiktoks w him when you have a challenge… yeah good luck.

but it only takes one “oh okay i’ll go ask yeonjun then–“ and he’s there shaking his ass

he’ll be grumpy later tho 🙄

(“how could u even think of asking him when i’m your boyfriend!!!!!”)

fans think you’re really really close friends (esp if you’re under hybe too) so they’re like

“oh look!! y/n attended txt’s concert!! their friendship is so so cute!!”

and then you’re making out backstage… yeah cute friendship indeed :)

also expect him to tear up if you’re tearing up on a stage or at home bc you’re so overwhelmed by your fans support :( he just can’t help it + he’s super proud of u

┆彡 BEOMGYU [ 범규 ]

cutie patootie on the highest levels :”)

just like soobin – he’s iu fanboy so ofc he’ll be yours too!!! will attend your concerts, have your light stick and pc collection

obv he’s acting like he doesn’t

in private you often sing each other’s songs

and he’d cover some of them on guitar ^_^

he’s constantly singing your songs underneath his breath

will even dance randomly, sometimes during to x do and the boys r like —.—

takes care of you….. you’re constantly on his mind, he’s so thoughtful

he’ll see one (1) bruise and right away inspect if you’re not going too hard on yourself <\\3

also gossips abt you with your band members 😑

and they send him pics of you when you’re not looking 😑😑

you both are trying your best to be careful abt your relationship but the fans are a little suspicious after you quite often… reference him or his lines

and he’s,,, well, himself and doesn’t really care

so sooner or later fans figure out lol!

but it’s not that bad actually <\\3

┆彡 TAEHYUN [ 태현 ]

realistically speaking he’ll be the smartest with your relationship like no way in hell people would figure out

but he’s so cute help i love him sm :(

he carries a key chain of your representative animal near his keys and just!!! <\\3

he’ll take such good care of you too like 🥹

he knows it all abt taking care of your vocals and body esp when you’re working hard

so he’s pops in to your studio with warm water with honey and straight on acts like it just? fell from the sky?

“idk what do you mean i did not prepare this and carry just for you?? you’re so delusional sometimes i just found it on the street 😑 but drink it all”

yeah sure 🥰

and kind of bullies you intro working out but in the end working out with him is fun so you don’t mind :D

not only your fans are falling in love w u more and more hehehe but also tae also takes care of you after a harsh work out session so…. <3

and he’ll never admit but he loves your songs!! often uses some of them as a warm up or just hums then when he’s alone

will know a lot of choreos of yours as well but he’d rather die than say it out loud

but when he’s with guys tho

(he thinks it’s not that noticeable but it so is)

also if your company sucks ass he will not hesitate to do something about it – whether i’m person, email them or even hire someone to act on it 😳

mans got money, okay? and balls too. and also huge huge love for you 😌 so he’ll do whatever it takes if your comfort is being threatened

┆彡 HUENING KAI [ 휴닝카이 ]

dispatch announced u as a couple and honestly this is the best outcome bc kai would have spilled it anyways

and needless to say you are like everyone’s fav :(

let’s be real, you two are cuties patooties so i’m not even surprised ^_^

fans set matching pfps of your pics :(

and kai is such a sweetheart he started collecting plushies of your representative animal and if you have a plushie (like bt21, skzoo) of you then he’ll just buy every single one that comes out + clothes :(

sleeps w them too :( esp when one of you is on a tour <\\3

oh and also on tours :( you’ll play on nintendos, animal crossing or something and leave notes for each other

or face time while you play and kai zones out sometimes bc he keeps staring at u and thinking how much he misses u instead of playing ☹️

you have the access card to each others companies (if you’re not in hybe) and the staff there is just 🧍‍♀️

loves you to death but is jealous how often you text and hang out with his sisters

esp if you film a tiktok with them first?? and then him?? offended (at least 20 kisses are needed to make him happy again)

carries your pcs everywhere!! wallet, phone case, attached to his bag in those cute little holders

supports u on the FULLEST ?!

sends trucks w coffees or snacks at your filming locations, attends your concerts, goes to events w you and promotes your songs on weverse :”)

[ masterlist <3 ]

taglist. @geniejunn ,, @luvhyun3 ,, @starlostseungmin ,, @elviransworld ,, @jnks6r ,, @sieunsgf ,, @ethereallino ,, @laylasbunbunny ,, @duolingofanaccount ,, @slytherinshua ,, @stxrseungs ,, @ka-ni-ma ,, @iliveforlixie ,, @ameliesaysshoo ,, @dazzlingligth ,, @mark-geolli ,, @l3visbby ,, @w3bqrl ,, @ddeonudepressions ,, @yourfavoritefreakyhan ,, @cinnamoroxie ,, @kazmura ,, @primoppang

[connieslover]

⋆｡𖦹°‧★ ࿐ headcanons of how the riize members would act when they're crushing on you

☆ idol!reader x idol!riize

osaki shotaro

★ he would try SOOOO hard to try and not look at you... like he sees you and your group walking to the middle of the stage and he's hiding behind sungchan trying to sneak a glance

★ when your group is performing he'd bop his head and sing your lines

★ would try and learn your dances every time you have a comeback

★ you bowed at him once and his smile grew even larger if that was even possible. Like. he'd just be thinking about that one interaction throughout the whole event

song eunseok

★ super super discrete about his crush that even the members don't know (right until sohee teased him and eunseok got super angry)

★ the only time he'd stare at you is if you were on the screen and he'd look so stoic but on the inside, he'd be squealing about how gorgeous you looked

★ every time you pass by him he'd hold his breath for some reason

★ constantly checks if yours and his group's comeback schedules aligned and whenever it did he'd cheer, happy that he had a chance to see you

jung sungchan

★ he's super friendly and kind so he'd smile and greet you every chance he has

★ dances along to your songs whenever you perform

★ one time he accidentally bumped into you because he didn't see you and he panicked, ran, and got embarrassed

★ he'd try and find a chance to stay back longer during award show endings/music show encores just to be around you and see you

park wonbin

★ GODD the first time you met eye contact he was so quick to look away and you were afraid he hated you or something... just because of the way he was staring at you like 0_0

★ will try to position himself so that he's standing near you/your group

★ tries to be slick at sneaking glances at you but miserably fails because anton always calls him out

★ though he doesn't smile often in public, whenever you passed by he'd try his best to smile at you

hong seunghan

★ lowkey grits his teeth whenever he sees you interacting with another male idol that's not him

★ accidentally outs himself as a fan of your group on a variety show

★ every time you show up on screen he would be so in awe like he'd stop dancing/singing and just stare in silence

★ gets so excited whenever the two of you share a small interaction like bowing at each other

lee sohee

★ he is rarely speechless and the first time he saw you...he couldn't form words and speak properly

★ would become more energetic every time he knows that you're around

★ whenever there's a random play dance session and your song plays he'd jump out of his seat

★ the members would tease and nudge him whenever your group was around and his ears would flush red

lee chanyoung

★ oh my cutie patootie anton would shrink himself whenever you passed by him

★ finds the opportunity to glance at you from time to time but he wouldn't make it obvious

★ memorizes your lines, he would listen to your songs on repeat all-day just to hear ur voice

★ smiles to himself whenever he sees you on screen and the members r just like... Awww our maknae is so crushing

[leo-interactive-fiction]

RO's Pokémon Teams (Expanded)

Reverse ask. I will now infodump about what each pokémon teams the ROs would have. I know you answered it similarly before, but I want to do this in-depth. For additional flavor I gave everyone a pokémon that evolves by trade, which would happen in game as them trading it with MC, and a route specific pokémon.

R:

Their starter is a shiny Meowth/Persian, since it can use its payday move to generate free money, plus it was a pokémon heavily associated with the main crime organization in the anime (Team Rocket and Giovanni). R’s luck manifested by giving them a shiny, shame it is one of the worst shinies available…

Next up: Super Luck Absol, a pokémon that can sense natural disasters and tries to warn others, and is seen as a doom-bringer as a result. Reclamation R uses it to intimidate their opponents, joking that they are *both* doom-bringers. Rebellion R is much more critical of the rumors and laments their inability to stop the disasters.

Third is Murkrow. Its signature ability is Super Luck, BUT R’s would have Prankster (an ability it loses upon evolving). Prankster!Murkrow works well as a setter in competitive, which means it sets up buffs and debuffs. Reclamation R teaches it Perish Song.

Fourth is Togekiss with Serene Grace. R has been raising it since it was an egg and is very happy to abuse its ability to make their opponents flinch (essentially lose a turn).

Number five is the trade pokémon. R has a Feebas, an ugly little fish that evolves into the regal Milotic. They hardly use it and regret being unable to find anyone they trust enough to trade it back. They eventually trade it with MC as “something to remember them by” and claim Milotic looks better on MC’s team anyway.

Sixth and final pokémon on their team is route specific, although both are rock types due to R’s interest in rocks. Rebellion R gets Sableye, a pokémon that lives a quiet life in caves and eats crystals, the rumors about Sableye stealing souls would synergize well with R being framed for a crime they didn’t commit. Reclamation R would get Glimmora, a pretty flower made out of crystals… of course, said crystals are made out of poison, but R would never use them for evil, how could you even think otherwise?

E:

For a starter, E got Pawmot. Electric/Fighting pika-clone that evolves from Pawmo after walking 1000 steps alongside its trainer. This one is the most spoiled little thing.

Following that, E has a Fidough, their beloved puppy that helps them with cooking. It evolves into Dachsbun after E gets more confidence. Also, it has the Well-Baked Body ability (P hates it. Dachsbun is resistant or immune to almost everything on their team).

Third one is a Bewear, a big and fluffy friend that is ridiculously strong, to the point of accidentally killing its friends with bone-shattering hugs. Fitting with E’s power.

Fourth in line is Hitmonlee. Fighting type with a focus on legs. Fast boy. E goes on runs with it.

Their trade pokémon is a Swirlix. A cutie-patootie fairy goofball of a pokémon that they eventually trade with MC so that it can evolve and grow stronger. E keeps whatever pokémon MC trades them as a reminder to be strong.

Finally, their route specific puppies. Good Influence E gets a Boltund, a good doggie that can run for three days straight, easily break 50 mhp at top speed, and zap its enemies with electricity. Bad Influence E gets a Houndoom, a bad doggo that can give someone eternal, burning pain and chooses its leader via combat.

V:

Their starter is an Inteleon with the Sniper ability, they have been together since before V was made a soldier. To quote the dex entry: “Its nictitating membranes let it pick out foes’ weak points so it can precisely blast them with water that shoots from its fingertips at Mach 3.” This pokémon has finger guns, V has a real gun, they are perfect.

Second is a well-trained Rockruff puppy that evolves differently depending on what route V is on. Civilian V gets midday Lycanroc, an extremely loyal pup with a calm demeanor, representing V healing from the trauma and learning how to form bonds. Soldier V gets midnight Lycanroc, who will happily sustain injuries for the sake of taking down its opponent, V’s just a soldier and their life belongs to their commander, why should their pokémon be any different?

Hatterene takes number three. This pokémon’s evolutionary line HATES strong emotions, so no wonder one of them would like having a trainer as emotionless as V.

Frosmoth is next for two reasons. First, I wanted V to have an ice type since they grew up in a cold region. Second, Frosmoth is a friendship evolution and it signalizes that V is not fully emotionless.

Their trade pokémon is none other than Pumpkaboo. Its dex entry mentions that Pumpkaboo are said to be the product of areas where lost souls lingered, so odds are V has seen their fair share of Pumpkaboo and had plenty of opportunities to catch one. This trade happens fairly late in V’s path and comes with V realizing that Pumpkaboo wants to be with MC, signaling that V is becoming more aware of other people’s emotions.

Lastly, V’s route specific pokémon are either a therapy dog or the brutal pokémon. Stoutland, a dog that can keep someone warm overnight in the wintry mountains, is taken in by Civilian V, being a friendly pokémon known for rescuing people, it seems fitting that Civilian V would end up with one for support. Soldier V catches Hydreigon, a pseudo-legendary with destruction as its main goal, the perfect weapon for a soldier.

L:

Espeon is their starter. Little L was given an Eevee to keep them company, Little L got attached, and now L can be seen with an Espeon curled up on their lap while they read.

Second one is Luvdisc, because it is heart-shaped and L is a romantic.

Third down is Xatu, a pokémon that can see both the past and future. Fitting with L’s power. Also, bird!

Pidove is on their team and nobody can convince me otherwise. L, nerd that they are, struggling to dumb down their words so that their cutesy widdle pigeon buddy can understand. Pidove is friendly and sincere, and evolves into the intelligent and proud Unfezant. L wants to evolve it, but this process takes way longer than it should thanks to Pidove being their weakest pokémon and hardly seeing any combat until later in the story.

Kadabra is their trade pokémon. They spent a long time planning how they’d ask a possible future friend to trade with them so that their Kadabra could finally evolve. They end up shyly asking MC if they’d be up for a trade so that “they’d never be fully apart” due to having each other’s pokémon.

Time for their route exclusive pokémon, both psychic. Peace L gets Gardevoir, a pokémon that can see the future and is ready to summon a black whole to protect its trainer, everyone is lucky L keeps it under control. Resolve L gets Metagross, a pokémon with four brains and smart enough to rival a supercomputer, everyone better pray L doesn’t Mega Evolve it since its dex entries state, “Mega Evolution stimulated its brain. It emerged as a ruthless Pokémon that will clutch at any means of ensuring its victories.” and “When it knows it can’t win, it digs the claws on its legs into its opponent and starts the countdown to a big explosion.” Yikes.

Raven:

Their starter, Banette, is a doll that became a pokémon over its grudge of being thrown away. Sounds familiar? Raven found it roaming at night during their first week on the streets and the two have been together since.

Next up, Trubbish/Garbodor, a friend that Raven made years ago when they frequented the same dumpsters. Yes, it is sentient, poisonous garbage. Yes, Raven will cuddle it.

Bisharp takes third for being very sharp and stabby. Insanity Raven goes through the work of evolving it into Kingambit. Therapy Raven keeps it a Bisharp.

Number four is Doublade. Why have one stabby sword when they can have two? Insanity Raven keeps Doublade that way, happy to watch the twin blades slash foes to ribbons. Therapy Raven evolves it into Aegislash, deciding that more defense is worth slightly less stabbing.

Their trade pokémon is Haunter. Raven raised it fully planning on trading with MC. This pokémon is almost as clingy towards MC as Raven. Keeping up with both of them is an exercise in patience.

And finally their route specific pokémon. Insanity Raven gets Spiritomb, 108 spirits trapped into a stone as punishment for their misdeeds, with Raven often making cryptic comments about “making” a new Spiritomb. Therapy Raven, for their part, gets a Maushold to remind them of their goal to have their own family with MC.

S:

S’s starter is Sandaconda. Ground types are common in the desert and its Sand Spit ability turns out to be way more viable when their opponents aren’t used to dealing with sandstorms.

Revavroom is a must for S. A motor pokémon that canonically gets used to power up vehicles? S has built a dozen starmobiles for their Revavroom.

Cyclizar looks like a bike, of course S would have one. It is their main ride when Sandrider is not available. S makes it wear Safety Goggles to protect it from sandstorms.

Their fourth pokémon is Vanillite, because ice cream jokes. S only got it after coming to the academy, which is why it is not evolved and low level. It grows into a Vanilluxe eventually.

For their trade pokémon, S has a Rhydon. They did not originally plan to trade it, nor where they interested in evolving it further. MC is the one to suggest a trade and S ends up deciding that Rhydon is the one they should trade away.

Now, both of their path exclusive pokémon are pseudo-legendaries, because S deserves it. Speed Devil S goes for Garchomp, a land shark capable of going at speeds equal to a jet fighter plane, the perfect Ground-type for a speed devil. Troublemaker S, for their part, gets Tyranitar, an insolent mobile disaster and their best partner in crime after MC.

P:

P’s starter is obviously Blaziken. Fire/Fighting, solid ability in Speed Boost, and an overall solid starter choice. P has trained it since it was a Torchic, maxing out its speed and attack stats.

P gets Ninetales to match with their twin. P caught it as a Vulpix and was very quick to evolve it via Fire Stone.

To represent P’s interest in cooking, they get Garganacl, the rock salt pokémon. Its Purifying Salt ability makes it immune to status conditions, while its signature move, Salt Cure, helps ensure its opponent will not last long on the battlefield. P doesn’t use it much, not being used to its typing, so Garganacl often comes as a surprise to their opponents.

Annihilape takes fourth. A pokémon that got so angry that it died and came back angrier. P and their Annihilape act so similar, it is funny. Rage buddies refuse to chill until they kill one (1) shitty dad.

Their trade pokémon is Gurdurr. They insist they hate it and only traded it with MC to get rid of the damn thing. It has maxed out affection. Regardless of what MC trades back, P will act underwhelmed and mentions it will takes ages to train it up to their standards.

Path exclusive time, with two sword-themed pokémon to distance P from their father’s spears. Competition P has Ceruledge, representing their growing resentment, its dex entries state, “The fiery blades on its arms burn fiercely with the lingering resentment of a sword wielder who fell before accomplishing their goal.” and “An old set of armor steeped in grudges caused this Pokémon’s evolution. Ceruledge cuts its enemies to pieces without mercy.”. Cooperation P gets Scrappy Sirfetch’d, a chivalrous knight with a versatile movepool, which can make it a viable choice in both double and single battles.

M:

Spheal is M’s lovable starter. Their father was hoping M would dominate the battlefield with Walrein, but Spheal has refused to evolve so far. It stays small and cute on Alt M’s path. It finally evolves all the way into Walrein in Maso M’s path.

M gets Alolan Ninetales to match with their twin. They didn’t catch it and instead got it as a gift (from a relative? a suitor? who knows). Took ages for them to evolve it, even though they could have easily gotten an Ice Stone.

Their Komala is next, a pokémon that stays asleep its entire life. They are nap buddies.

Their trade pokémon is Dusclops. It evolves when traded while holding a Reaper Cloth, a nod to M’s planned use of scythes.

Path exclusives are both bangers. Maso M gets Baxcalibur, a pseudo-legendary Ice/Dragon; its signature ability, Thermal Exchange, boosts its attack when it is hit by a Fire-type move, which parallels Maso M needing to be hurt to be at their most effective. Alt M, for their part, nets Slaking, a ridiculously strong pokémon with attack and HP on par with legendaries, but held back by its Truant ability that forces it to only act every other turn; this matches M’s own strength being held back by their sleepiness and forces them to plan around it.

F:

Their starter pokémon is Serperior, a Grass-type that can stop its opponents’ movements with just a glare from its noble eyes. A smug grass snake for the smug forest royal.

Scolipede takes second. F likes to harvest its deadly poison to use in assassinations. It is a soft baby when it comes to F, though, happy to curl up at their feet while they are working.

Third is Drapion. It produces potent poison yet prefers using its physical strength to overpower foes. F’s loyal bodyguard that uses its force to intimidate anyone who might pose a threat to their trainer.

Next up is Parasect. Parastic mushrooms that take control over their host until it is nothing but an empty shell with nothing more to take. F loves their fungus zombie.

Their trade pokémon is Phantump. A child who died while lost in the forest and possessed a stump. F caught it during a rare moment of pity, they trade it with MC, claiming they got tired of babysitting. They will occasionally mention missing their Phantump, only to immediately scoff and pretend they never said that, what are you talking about?

For their route specific we have two interesting options. Royal F catches Tsareena, embodying F’s own cruel heart, with its dex entry stating, “In victory, it shows off by kicking the defeated, laughing boisterously.” Royal F loves when it does that. Peasant F gets Volcarona, a pokémon said to be the rage of the sun, a deity of fire, made to save people and pokémon from cold, and symbolic of F’s more heroic role in the Peasant path.

BONUS:

While it would be impossible to plan a whole team for MC, I believe their father would determine the available starters.

Papa Strom took MC to a military daycare center and had his kid choose from a hand-picked selection of starters. The options are:

Oshawott (Water): its final evolution, Samurott, is based off samurai. Since a Storm MC can have a katana, this seemed fitting.

Chespin (Grass): its final evolution, Chesnaught, is based off the concept of knights and armor.

Charmander (Fire): it seems fitting for a STORM MC to have a starter that can actually fly later on, not to mention how knights and dragons often appear side by side in stories.

Razor didn’t get to give his kid a pokémon. Luckily MC managed to steal one from a totally-not-fake pokémon professor that just so happened to wander on a poorly lit part of town with three starters on his belt. The options are:

Froakie (Water): ninja pokémon, perfect for a sneaky thief.

Rowlet (Grass/Flying): ghost archer with a Robin Hood theme, fitting for a more heroic Razor MC.

Tepig (Fire): its final evolution is based off a man who was assassinated by his own subordinates, foreshadowing MC’s own connection to assassins.

Dad Xero brought home a trio of pokémon he had been considering training for use in his lab. MC bonded particularly well with one of them and Xero decided to let his kid keep it. The options are:

Piplup (Water): evolves into a Water/Steel type, which is immune to poison. Having a pokémon with poison immunity is essential to many lab setting with dangerous chemicals abound.

Bulbasaur (Grass/Poison): the other side of the coin, a Grass/Poison type. Greatly useful for studying both antidotes and bio weapons.

Cyndaquil (Fire): its official category is the fire mouse pokémon, so it makes sense one would end up a lab rat.

Pops Scurra just sent a pokéball via mail one day, alongside a handful of trinkets. E’s mom may or may not have *gently* convinced him that his kid was old enough to get their own pokémom and mentioned a particular one she was sure MC would like. The options are:

Popplio (Water): a darling singer to provide musical accompaniment to MC’s performances.

Sprigatito (Grass): a magician ready to provide an enchanting performance alongside its trainer.

Scorbunny (Fire): its final evolution, Cinderace, has this tidbit on its pokédex entry, “It gets pumped up when cheered on. But if it starts showboating, it could put itself in a tough spot.” A good reminder for any performer.

[superficial-ly]

C R I M I N A L M I N D S ‘ S F A V A L B U M S

JJ first coz that’s my girl - Stick Season (We’ll all be here forever) by Noah Kahan

• the getting out of a small town i hav so many regrets vibes

• THE SONG CALL UR MOM its jj

• it hurts to listen to but she won’t stop she needs a piece of home to cling to even if it’s not hers

Emily coz that’s my girls girl - Punisher by Phoebe Bridgers

• she had never known peace since

• moon song as jemily double ouch

• special mention to funeral in relation to matthew she genuinely cant listen to it. she made the mistake of trying once on the jet and she will never again.

hotch i love him - Wasteland, Baby by Hozier

• hotch loves like it hurts bc it does. all of his love hurts him. but he still loves bc that’s js who he is and hozier is perfect for that i think

• wasteland, baby especially i think in reference to haley. its a hard listen but one he loves he thinks it honours her in a way.

• its perfect

spenecer my habib - Carrie and Lowell by Sufjan Stevens

• i think it’s just peaceful enough but not mind numbing that he can focus on it as well as fall asleep if he needs to

• fourth of july especially for everyone he’s ever lost is a double ouch all these acts of service to try and bring someone back bc he struggles to grasp the fact that when a person is gone, there’s nothing left to do.

morgan - not exactly an album but Tupac’s Greatest Hits is on contant rotation in his little headset thingy (so cute omg)

• all of tupac is like especially upbeat with values and ideals and deep real world reflections and he DIGS it

• especially likes Keep your Head up it reminds him of his mom and ehy he joined the fbi - he wants to help the underdog

• (morgan was DEVASTATED with the tupac beef with biggy)

penelope my girl - the rise and fall of a midwest princess by chappell roan

• she assigns them all their individual songs from the album but she is the avatar.

• she cannot do sad music so this shit is her JAMM

• femininomenon or however u spell it is a personal favourite. HOT TO GO is second

• also shes sapphic even if she only dates men in the show so she EXTRA GETS IT

tara my baby who deserved better is 100% Planet Her by Doja

• Ain’t Shit? her jam she knows all the jams

• woman is one of her favourites.

• her and rebecca sing kiss me more in the shower

luke - definitely tyler but i’m struggling between Flower Boy and IGOR

• he has that kind of i am happy to be loving u kind of vibe even if he knows the world is messed up. he so severely fucks with tyler and the whole rap genre be loved finding references he previously missed he thinks he’s a genius (he’s right)

alex blake - songs by adrienne lenker

• she stumbled across it one day and while it wasn’t the usual stuff she listened to she gave it a chance

• she never turned back

• she likes the retro feel and half return makes her FEEL like nothing else can

• shes complicated okay? not a lot just forever for her son? ouch

kate - SOS by sza

• this one’s hard bc she’s a hard core “feel things? no thank u. let’s rock!”

• i think good days is so special to her in a really quiet way

• j think kill bill makes her laugh really hard

jordan todd i never hated u - good girl gone bad: reloaded by rihanna

• she was so special to me. a wow on the team pre-2010. this was history. either way

• breakin dishes bc she is so happy at counter terrorism but watching emily fight men will always do it for her (they were sapphics ur honour)

• shes a club girly. dont stop the music, umbrella she was living for that shit

elle cutie patootie - Norman Fucking Rockwell by Lana Del Ray

• its hers i can’t

• shes so lana guys “hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me” ????? it’s HERS

• “how to disappear” pls be so serious

jason gideon papa extraordinaire - Tapestry by Carole King

• he misses the 70s gang (so do i (i wasn’t born))

• Home Again makes him cry. he can’t explain it. hee never has to.

• so far away after he left the bau - his heart was basically empty but he couldn’t fill it with any more darkness he had to go. it hurt him so bad guys he literally died from it

matt simmons - anything from my little pony

• i’m sorry guys he recognises they’re killer tracks

• also his 8 million kids he watches it like three times a day

• unironically listens to battle of the bands

• kristy hates him for it.

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

Zan Parmesan

not her name.

favorite thing about them:god ill never get tired of an evil woman w a serious attitude whos a massive cunt n silly abt being evil n murder-y.mix her w being an overly loyal subordinate to someone who doesnt deserve it from how they treat her at all which ties into the games themes of healthy n unhealthy relationships ?? kumazaki did you make her for me.

also the kirby character whose lore had to be censored in translation bc of a v obvious implication she attempted suicide.they had so much fun w KSA.shes amazing fr

also also shes seems to be a competitive sore loser thats so endearing

least favorite thing about them:there is no flaw in perfection.

favorite line:ok listen ik her twitter nicknames r hilarious n calling taranzas face idiotic was even funnier but calling magolor a "self proclaimed best friend" was COLD.get his ass ig girl godamn

brOTP:i like to think she n taranza get along um.eventually.i think he was just rly sympathetic abt her situation even if shes...not the best to work with at first

OTP:suzan is my favorite yuri i think theyre soo fun to pair together in personality n as foils if youre delulu enough like me

nOTP:hyness.even if the person doesnt interpret them as family i just loathe it id bite someone over this.

also magolor bc i frankly rly dig the theory magolor used to be in the jamba cult so to me theyre some kind of siblings.even if hes absolutely disowned lmao

random headcanon:ok ok yk how the one time i drew the mages gijinkas i designed them to look more like corpses in a way? that translates over to my headcanon designs of their official designs ! since she died from a lighting strike she has a lichtenberg scar on her back that never faded (she does get them p often from her own magic but the others all fade quite fast).the strike also gave her some degree of hearing loss n shes since developed some vision problems as well.the way i hc the girls revivals worked is their bodies r stuck w the damaged state ? as the default so those dont heal away w any convenient magic, theres still some magic aids though.she could also just get glasses for conveniences sake but i think shed rather die

unpopular opinion:ppl who call her or her sisters or even hyness underwritten can fight me.i literally dont know what theyre on abt theyre developed the same way other kirby characters r n zans character specially ties in w the relationship theme KSA has?? theyre completely fine characters what the hell r you guys on abt.i dont wanna point fingers but sounds like that+a lot of common KSA complaints r another case of fandom "something in this game didnt satisfy me so im latching on every stretched complaint to have a better excuse to be angry" syndrome

song i associate with them:partner in crime by madilyn mei + chop suey by system of down

favorite picture of them:

look at her 🥺 shes so cutie patootie 🥺

[hidden-redrum]

Giving K-pop songs to my favourite wrestlers

Once again I am procrastinating and have too much energy in my, so let me expose which k-pop songs I think that my favourite wrestlers would be is theme/entrance songs:

Pls feel free to disagree, recommend new songs, pls i am begging you-

50/50 of promoting my favs ehehehe

HOOK

Okay this is so freaking hard because "Chairman's Intent" it's so his song, I can't think of another one, I mean if someday he uses another team song I am going to bleach my eyebrows (hell no, I am very self conscious)

Song: Zico, Crush, Dean - Bermuda Triangle : K-Hip-hop/R&B BOP in capital letters, if you havent listened to it yet what are you expecting??? I am very unsure about this one because the lyrics scream tag team entrance song lmao

Killer Kelly

my fellow portuguese sis- okay I adore her

Song: Dreamcatcher - Scream : a powerful, scary bop to a powerful, talented, pretty and creepy lady. Come on this song screams her

Roman Reigns

another one that has a theme song that fits him like a glove

Song: EXO - MAMA : idk, i can't think of a hard beating song like his entrance one, and MAMA comes to my mind when I think about the bloodline, yes I don't agree with my own suggestion -

Kris Statlander

my cutie strong patootie, I love her so much uff

Song: ITZY - Born to Be : come on it has to be this strong women empowering anthem

MJF

at this point I must like to waist my time and make myself suffer, because come on I don't need to say anything about his theme song!!!!

Songs (yes plural because he is better-): 2NE1 - I Am The Best : I mean come on he would twerk his ass to it!!! / G-Dragon - Coup D'Etat : I can see him when he was the devil with this song! I can see it!

Rhea Ripley

No I am not going to repeat Dreamcatcher!

Song: ATEEZ - HALA HALA : Her song its HALA HALA and you can't say anything about it!!!!!

[shellyswirlz]

TW:: A LONG ASS RANT WITH MISSPELLED WORDS!

God Hollybis still making me extremely uncomfortable and it's been what.. 4 days already?

The fact she was all like “hEs My MaN@” about him and threatened to kill me over Shroomy OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU COUKD DO THIS OVER

Like bro..

THERE'S A WHOLE DAMN PILE OF CHARACTERS TO CHOOSE FROM IN SMG4 YET SHE CHOOSEA TO DO THISSANS FANGIRL DEVIANTART SHIT WITH THE CHARACTER I KIN SO MUCH AND FEEL A HUGE DEEP PERSONAL CONNECTION WITH OUT OF THE WHOLE CAST..

WHO TF DOES THAT??

W H O TF JUST DOES THAT??

I AM WAKING UP SHAKING AND SAD AF REMEMBERING THIS FREAKING HAPPENED I KID YOU NOT..

LIKE..

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE CUTIE PATOOTI BOY SCOUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS “OH I HATE YOU- HERE'S A KNIFE CAUSE YOU'RE STEALING MY MAN-” BULLSHIT OMFG.. WHY TF DID HOLLY DECIDE TO CHOOSE THIS CHARACTER AND ACT LIKE A SHITTY BITCH OVER THIS CHARACTER SPECIFICALLY?? THERE HAS TO BE A REASON DUDE…… THIS FEELS SO FAKE TO ME., 😭😭

THE FACT DRAMA ON YOUTUBE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS CHARACTER TOO I HATE EVERYTHING..

DRAMA OVER T H IS CHARACTER

AND OHMYGOD THE FACT ONE OF HOLLY’S FRIENDS WITH A CRINGE ASS GACHA PFP CAME IN MY REPLIES, SAYING TO MY FACE, “HOLLY IS HAPPY WITH HER BOYFRIEND! TO ME SHE'S NOT A FANGIRL! 😀”

HER B O Y F R I E N D??

HER FREAKING B O Y F R I E ND??

KILLIBG MYSELF..!?!???

THIS DUMBASS GACHA KID IS SAYING THIS SHIT TO MY FACE AS IF THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE I LOVE HIM, I AM OBSESSED AF WITH HIM, AND I'M ATTACHED TO HIM I REALLY HATE THESE STUPID GACHA KIDS SO MUCH OHMYFRAKING GOD..

LIKE OK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SIMP FOR CHARACTERS BUT CALLING hIM SOME RANDOM ASS TOXIC PERSON ON YOUTUBE’S BOYFRIEND MAKES ME FEEL EXTREMELY SICK TO MY STOMACH AND REALLY REALLY ILL.. AGAIN THIS IS HAPPENING WITH SHROOMY OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER IN SMG4 TOO… THE GACHA KIDS CHOSE THIS CHARACTER OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER I HATE EVERYTHING...,

LIKE I FEEL LIKE CRYING EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THE FACT HER FRIEBNDS GENUINELY THINKING THAT SHROOMY IS HER BOYFRIEND I CAN'T DOTHUS.,,, ICSNTFREAKJNFDOTHIS..,

IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY SORE… LIKE THATSNOT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT'S MY KIN???? S T O P…,, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOODTOP.,,

LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY ME WTF? WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?? 1!1!!1 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDINF AND OUT OF EVERY SMG4 CHARACTER FOR THE LOVE OF HECKING GOD. DUDE WHAT???

AND SEEING HOLLY HAVE A WHOLW PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO HER BITCH ASS GACHA OC AND SHROOMY MAKES ME WANNQ ACTUALLY VOMIT.. IHWTE THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE..,, STOP SHIPPING YOUR UGLY ASS OC WITH ME!?!?!?!?!?? YOU'RE PROBABLY A KID BUT STILL OMFG KINDLY SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID ASS OC BEING SHIPPED WITH ME..

WHY TF DOES THIA DEVIANTART SHIT HAPPEN WITH ALL MY FAVORITE FRIFKIN CHARACTERA?? FIRST THERE'S RODNEY, THEN THERE'S HERMEY, AND NOW IT'S FRICKIN SHROOMY WHAT ArE THE FRWAKIN ODDS?? ARE Y'ALL DOING THIS ON PURPOSE??

IT GENUINELY FEELS LIKE HOLLT AND ALL THE OTHER DEVIANTART KIDS WERE CREATED IN A LAB JUST TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE SPECIFICALLY..

THIS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN

THIS SHIT DOESN'T JUST FREAKING HAPPEN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

IS THIS HAPPENING FREQUENTLY CAUSE THE CHARACTERS ARE CONSIDERED CRINGE? 😭😭

AND DEVIANTART IS CONSIDERED THE CRINGE SITE?

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW GOD I HQTE EVERYTHINGhehegegeheeexxxvvevevevevveveveveg

OUTOFEVERY FREWKING CHWEWCTER..,,,,,

ALSO HOLLY IS A RUDE ASS INSTAGRAM USER SOUNDING BITCH AS WELL.., CAUSE DUDE SAID “WTF 🤣” IN ONE OF MY CRUSH EXPOSURE POSTS..

I NEED HOLLY GONE /SRS

Oh AND I CAN'T FORGET THE FACT I CANNOT EVEN LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE SONG, MARIO PARTY 2: WESTERN LAND, WITHOUT THINKING OF HOLLY’S “NO SOTP- OH MY GOD I AM GONNA CUT YOU-” BITCH ASS TODDLER PERSONALITY AND THIS STUPID HOLLY DRAMA. HOLLY RUINED MY FAVORITE MARIO SONG FOR ME OMFG..,, I NEED THIS JACKASS G O N E. OUT OF MY LIFE. BITCH LITERALLY SPAWNED FROM DEVIANTART. THE HOME OF OVERLOOKED CHARACTERS AND BABIES.

PARDON THE LONG ASS RANT I'M JUST NOT IN THE BEST MOOD AT ALL RN.,,, I AM ANXIOUS AF, AND EXTREMELY FURIOUS.

Holly and her friends probably don't give a shit I feel like this as well.. THIS RUIJED MY MENTAL HEALTH SO BAD /SRS

God even the name 🤪Holly🤪 makes me wanna grab a shotgun and shoot a mannequin I'm being so fr..

Ok like I'd get it if Holly only liked Anti Shroomy ig.. People usually act this way to the bad boys, but bro it's probably Shroomy in general... The most unexpected character I'd not expect anyone to simp for like this..

But ig it kinda makes sense cause it's brainless Gacha kids..?? But still THERE WAS WHOLE DRAMA OVER THIS CHARACTER I KID YOU TF NOT.. IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SICK AND LIKE CRYING. I THINK I'VE CRIED SEVERAL TIMES THINKING OF THIS BUT IDK

[2knightt]

I would love to be knocked out my Two's drumstick <3

But Tim. I feel like he's just in the band to be in it. He doesn't care about the fame, but it helps when he tries to pick up broads. He feels like a bass player, but if he played guitar I feel like he'd chuck a pick out to the crowd or give a pick with his number on it to a girl he found cute. Hes a little silly

Back to Two-bit. Hes such a cutie patootie. I love Rockstar!Dallas, but Rockstar!Two-bit is my favorite. He has accidentally bit his tongue during a show, which led to a new lyric that is beloved by all. It was probably 'Fuck' but id like to hear your opinions on what word it is.

I feel like he would be the one trying to make designs for the album cover or merch. He makes a sketch (it looks like a child's doodle) and sends it off to their manager or producer or whoever.

He is not afraid to drink onstage. When he's not playing, he takes a drink of budweiser. I feel like he'd throw the bottle caps on stage, but after an incident where an audience member got on stage and grabbed it before getting off, he keeps them in his pockets.

why???r u??? so??? right??? every??? time???

tim definitely only agreed to be apart of the band to get away with more stuff and to get more chicks. like a cop could pull him over and he’d have some broad in the passenger seat, his arm over her shoulders n shit.

“do you know why i pulled you over today, sir?”

“look man, i’m jus tryna get back to my concert. my band mates are waitin’ for me. gimme a break.”

“…you lucky im letting you off with a warning boy.”

AND TWO-BIT WOULD BITE HIS TONGUE ACCIDENTALLY HELP dallas puts that piece of audio as an adlib to most of their songs because he thinks its funny.

two-bit would absolutely shot gun beer on stage. like he’d be sitting down and randomly he’d bend down behind his drum set and pull out a beer can and shot gun it while the crowd goes WILD.

[eclipsewxtch]

AGAIN, NO SPOILERS just wildly out of context reactions i love folk music so much. anyway I’ll be writing all my thoughts here for the rest of these 28 mins. so.

• this song is so so good

• jayce u sexy man 😝 love my glorious goat jayce love him

• short haired jinx ily so much ur soooo cutie pie she’s so sweet with short hair u guys do not get it.

• heimerdinger CAN SING HELLO????

• ekko😍 ekko oh my GOD come home i’m so in love with you it’s actually sick and twisted and deranged please come home please please please please please please please

• JAYCE COME HOME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OH MY GOD NO COME HOME OH NY GOD COME HOME WHAT THE SHIT… jayce my glorious king im so so in love w u and i’m so sorry this fandom doubted u I NEVER DID KING!!!

• jinx & ekko r so fucking funny idk yall i think im kinda nailing their dynamic in my fic both the good and the bad parts

• okay i miss her long hair real bad

• ekko drops the hardest lines. “Sometimes taking a leap forward means leaving a few things behind.” EKKO UR SO RIGHT (guess what’s going in the fic yall)

• the hard cuts between jayce n ekko rlly r fryin me yall. im so lucky im sober bc if i was high watching this episode i would tweak out so bad.

• heimerdinger makes very valid points n im so happy ekko has him

• ekko in green😍🫶🏽 ekko in GREEN!!! oh lord the arcane graphic design team knew exactly what they were doing GET THIS MAN HIS GOLD JEWELRY AND SOME EMERALD GREEN THREADS STAT!!

• jinx🥹 she’s so cutie patootie😍 IF EKKO DONT WANT HER I DO MF MOVE!!!

• i fw this song its french i fw it heavy

• chat is it gay to look at the moon w ur bsf underneath some fairy lights? in this scenario its not GAY but its gay. (i use gay as a substitute for so many words i could not tell u what word in substituting w gay rn but it’s something)

• OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD YES YES YES WE R SOOOO BACK WE R SO BACK YES YES YES YES YES YES TES YES TES TES YES YES YES WOOOOOOO

• jayce😍 (i miss mel but i also missed my two favs like one missed air soooo) also sorry guys i know this is just how the arcane looks but these holes r freaking me out so fucking bad. like idk the trypophobia it rlly making it hard guys. i’m trying my best to push thru im sorry guys but im probably missing pivotal moments of plot everytime i look away

• HOLY SHIT JAYCE?

• HOLY SHIT HEIMERDINGER!!!

• STOP I FORGOT HOW HE LOOKED PRE-THIS ARC HES SO 😍

• everyone said i would be crying but i am not?? was i supposed to??

• at the end of the day? i got what i wanted n idgaf. crossing this off the bingo card for three things i got right. if episode 8 gives me the other two then i win

live tweeting tweeting arcane part III (NO SPOILERS) yall ekko is so fine im abt to cry😭

[princesskokichi]

fluff alphabet for kiyotaka

i still cannot believe i really had the wrong name for him omg i’m still upset about that - mod kichi

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

he finds your intelligence so attractive. he also likes how you mirror him on somethings and differ on other things, because that gives him a different view on different subjects

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

oh yeah, definitely. there's no question about that. he wants to watch the next generation grow up and learn the rules of life

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

oddly, but well-meaning. i think he's kind of bad at letting his guard down and will find some trouble calming down enough to snuggle, so the only time it really happens is in the middle of night. but he really likes a couple's cradle ( where you're snuggling face to face )

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

well planned, and on a schedule. he likes making sure everything will go perfectly with him and his s/o

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world...))

ishimaru : " you are my goal. "

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

when he thought about hugging you. he's not a big fan of physical affection, it probably freaks him out a little bit, but when he was thinking about hugging you he wasn't worried about that. he just wanted to.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

he's gentle, but he still won't break the rules. if you broke the rules of the house or did something he didn't like, he's vocal about it. but not in a " do better " kind of way, more like " just know that you messed up but it's okay. "

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

he prefers to hold your hand when you're at a public place that you could easily get lost in like the store or at a festival. while it is romantic, it's mainly as a way to ensure that he doesn't lose his lover in the crowd.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

' they seem to know what they're doing. ' was his first thought about you. he was surprised at your intellect and ability to lead, and liked it

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

oh boy. probably, but he won't show it. he knows that it's most likely nothing and will ignore that little voice in the back of his head. plus, he doesn't want to hurt the relationship in anyway, and jealousy is a good way to put a damper on things. he will, however, tell you that he was upset a little bit today at the end of the day because he doesn't want to hide his emotions, he just won't give specifics.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

he kisses with fire and passion. it's never sudden, it's planned and calculated just for the moment. but when he goes in and actually kisses you, you forget where you are and your first name. he's all you can think about. he probably planned the first kiss perfectly, and yeah, it did go according to plan

L = Love (Who says 'I love you' first?)

just like the kiss, he was the first one to say i love you. he wanted to make sure that everything would go well so he waited until you couldn't wait anymore, which was a while because he's got some good perseverance. but when the perfect moment came up, he didn't waste his time

M = Memory (What's their favourite memory together?)

asking you out !! it went perfectly as planned, and for the entire day you were smiling and gleeful and happy that you were finally partners with him. it was great to see you smile like that, and even better to take you on the first date.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

oh you bet your ass he does. he spoils as much as he can, but within reason of course. you're not getting something more expensive than the house you live in, but you can get that notebook that you saw from the store that you liked.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

orange. no, it's not because the title of this is orange. i actually have no reasoning behind this. just trust me when i say it's orange. if you guys can see it too please let me know im not alone on this

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

he unironically uses cringy nicknames in private. he thinks that they're the cutest thing ever.

not limited to : cutie patootie, snuggle muffin, pudding. anything food related

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

he's a pretty nonmodern kind of guy, so it's hard to say for this one. i want to say books like byakuya, but i think his idea of romance is fairly nonmodern as well, so i'm going to go with roamnce.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

he studies, reads, cleans up, practices a new skill. pretty much whatever he has to do to keep himself organized and not bored. i don't think he handles boredom very well.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

probably by reading something he really likes cheers him up pretty quickly. as for other people, i think a good old fashioned hug ( even though he dislikes them with the wrong person ) goes a long way when you need it.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

whatever he can think about. usually, he likes talking about morality and the consequences of people's actions. psychology is also probably a thing that gets talked about fairly often

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

studying up about a subject. i feel like he likes to learn a lot of different things, so when you give him a new subject and let him read up as much as he wants to, he's pretty content with life.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

he's not the type to show off at all, but internally he's proud of how well educated and trained he is.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

probably somewhere quaint and small, like a cabin you guys were staying at for the holidays. he wants it very light up with fairy lights and decorations. he would have light music on, all of your favorite songs. you two would dance a little bit in the gazebo outside, beneath the stars and the glowflies. that's the time he would propose, and it would be perfect.

X = Xylophone (What's their song?)

crash my party - luke bryan ( are you judging me for like country music ? fight me. )

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

all the time. it's one of those things that has to go absolutely perfect. a few things can deviate from the original plan, but not marriage. he wants it to go perfect for both of you.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

a dog. he's a dog person. i don't take criticism on this, either.

[humanitys-shortest]

♡ url song tag ♡

tagged by the cutie patootie known as @sims-psycho! :) oh boy... why does my url have to be so looongggg...? here we go!

Rules: Spell out your URL using song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL.

Human by Christina Perri

Undisclosed Desires by Muse

Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens

All of Me Wants All of You by Sufjan Stevens

Natalie by Milk & Bone

I Found a Way by First Aid Kit

The Kill by Thirty Seconds To Mars

Youth by Daughter

Sister Golden Hair by America

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Smoke Signals by Phoebe Bridgers

Holding Out For a Hero by Jennifer Saunders

On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz

Red by Mt. Wolf

The Only Thing by Sufjan Stevens

Enjoy The Silence by Anberlin

Santa Monica Dream by Angus & Julia Stone

To All of You by Syd Matters

[tentastic-yu-ki]

just pentagon things

(with links to stuff !!)

this took me so long to make heheh but i hope you like it !! <3

jinho

v o c a l s from the gods

god herself cast her hands upon him and now he has the voice of a million angels

doing ALL the parts in bohemian rhapsody bc of course

HIGH NOTES

grandpa #1

a lil bean :’)

fake maknae

his fluffy bangs during naughty boy era are on the list of my favorite things ever

his cheeks y’all

ok but he looks eerily similar to jiheon from fromis_9 when they smile idk if i’m the only one who sees it but

whenever he does the little wave thingy you know what i’m talking about

he sings in fluent english and it makes my heart flutter every. single. time.

lowkey done with the rest of the members but loves them so much

yuto lifting him up at the end of naughty boy relay dance is basically that one scene from the lion king

tbh the members are always lifting him up and it’s precious

his lil cape during shine

hui

hwitaek in general is just bsidjsbdhdb

such a good leader :’)

i have no talent

mr hwitaek has all the talent

if i’m lucky some of mr hwitaeks talent may rub off on me

i just ?? love him ??!

his piano playing in the gorilla acoustic video makes me weak in the knees

pentagon of leader

y’all remember his twin brother manuel

i play jazz piano and holy shit i could only hope to gain half the talent he has in his hands alone let alone his vOICE

grandpa #2

i have so much appreciation for him and i look up to him a whole lot as a musician i just don’t know how to express my love

critical beauty was his era bitches

constantly being corrected by hongseok

such a groovy ass mf

lee hwitaek vs the english language

he is gorgeous !??!? kills me with his gaze

smile needs more appreciation

he killed it in triple h especially his vocals in 365 fresh

jangjigi jangjigi jang jang jang

hongseok

muscles

ABS :0

‘can i have a bite’ lmao

the group mom

but he’s a cool mom

his eyes are so frickin adorable :’)

absolutely hilarious oh my god

good ass storyteller

two words: his. lips.

his laugh is precious guys like i can’t

this video from the real man

when he shaved his hair off before the real man 300

hongseok x jinho ?? cute as hell

just lovely

such an underappreciated member

i stg whenever he speaks english it’s either to correct somebody, say hi to international fans, or its something completely ridiculous and i love it

e’dawn

y e l l i n g

he and hyuna being a power couple

Y E L L I N G

popping dancing

owned the gorilla era imo

Y E L L I N G

!! tattoos !!

a whole plant dad

his hairstyle suits him so well omg

did i mention yelling

i wish the best for him (and hyuna) and he’ll always be a part of pentagon in our hearts <3

his eyes when he smiles :’))))

video of him yelling in case you don’t know what i’m talking about

also this

I MISS HIM

S U P P O R T H I M or i’m coming for u

also support p nation !!

shinwon

hot shinwon yeah u want ?!

the visual

like the man is a whole model

i kinda just want to sit and have tea with him he seems like that kind of friend

his legs are so underrated

his breathy laugh is amazing

probably slowly losing his patience with the members

when i first got into pentagon i was like hm he seems like the mature one

but none of them are the mature one

booger

VOICE CRACK OF THE CENTURY

we will never forget

it seems like in fanfics he’s always some sort of ceo or manager or fashion designer and i’m here for it

always providing quality content whether he realizes it or not

always providing quality content whether we realize it or not

trying to make food while hui was asleep and then realizing he didn’t have chopsticks

his name is actually shinpon excuse you

absolutely losing his shit during the sha la la don’t smile challenge (13:11)

can you really blame him tho it was funny as hell

screaming + running in fear? shinwon invented that.

yeo one

he cares so much about universe :’)

compilation of him asking universe if we’ve eaten today because he cares

him almost kicking himself in the face that one time i can’t find the video agh

super lovable and wholesome

ok but his teeth

his smile is just so pretty ???

boi is drop dead gorgeous

so pure and just HKSNSBSJS

his asmr videos? yes king

he really expected me to sit there for almost an hour listening to him whisper the members names over and over?

and he was right because i did

yeo one makes me feel the same things i did when i saw bubbles in the air at disney world for the first time

he’s just like that

boyfriend material

HOW DARE I ALMOST FORGET THE SPONGEBOB IMPRESSIONS

saRANGhaeYOoOoo~

the boy is hilarious

yanan

aNNYEONG CHINGUDEUL

he just reminds me of a whole bottle of sprinkles yknow

like if rainbow sprinkles were a person

it’s yanan and yanan only

high note battle with jinho

he’s tol but his voice is smol

“don’t talk with me”

earrings lmao

probably smells like vanilla tbh

‘can you please edit this out?’

he’s literally gonna give me cavities with his sweetness

just from looking at pics of him

i like don’t even know what to say he’s just a ball of sunshine :’)))

so sweet i could put him in my coffee

he deserves so much more that he gets

sUCH A SWEET SOUL UGH~!

i’m running out of ways to reiterate that yanan deserves all the love in the world

y’all better appreciate him or i’m coming for u and ur whole family

he’s just out here chillin, his smile making the world a better place

my uwus? gone. snatched if you will

yuto

it’s ya boy toto

Y U T O D A

him being spooked by ghost stories

cLINGY !!!!!

two words: back. hugs.

i want a yuto hug hmph :((

his laugh is so cute i just-

him being spooked by the dark

NICO NICO NIIII~

his guy-fieri-reminiscent shirt

(you know the one)

him being spooked in general

i will protect this boy with my LIFE

we need more yuto aegyo

but also his visuals make me spontaneously combust

somebody call the fire brigade yknow

when he had the eyebrow slit i cried

im at a loss for how to express my love for adachi yuto

can i have his dangly earrings pls thanks

he’s always feeding everybody it’s so cute

our nagano boy :’)

cough excuse me i had something in my throat i meant our nagano pRINCE

this video of his ‘high note’ and wink never fails to make me laugh

he reminds me of this guy ive had a crush on for a long while ?? like personalitywise they’re oddly similar,, he’s cute n shy but also tall and vv clingy ??? and he recently started doing his hair differently and it’s literally yutos hairstyle i almost stopped breathing ok

also his hugs feel like what i imagine a yuto hug would feel like and i only realized it just now as i’m writing this

kino

he’s my little honeybunch cinnamon apple sugarplum gumdrop babyboy

i just love kang hyunggu a whole lot if you can’t tell by um

the rest of my blog

my profile image

my lockscreen ffs

do i even need to say that he’s my bias

duality? he invented that.

hyunggu being a cutie patootie vs kino being rUDE AS HELL

like he’s a grape juice box and a whole ass bottle of fine wine yknow what i mean

the lace blindfold ?? somebody pinch me

knnovation

i mean have y’all heard voicegasm ??

he did that shit

he’s under arrest for stealing my heart~

(and my uwus)

i don’t even need to say it bc y’all already know but he’s the dance KING

the violet bby

“he’s sensitive”

when hyojong changed the number song lyrics to joke about him being sensitive (2:25)

when he wears big sweaters :’)

i miss his lil ponytail during naughty boy

ppl never talk about this but he’s surprisingly good at languages ?!?

his laugh is one of my favorite sounds on the planet

that one move in can you feel it (01:55 in the mv) gets me every. single. time.

the kino list is long but i just have so much love for this boy

wooseok

he a long boi

HIS DIMPLE

i cant find the vid but there’s this one moment at a fansign or something where he just stepped over the table like it was a completely normal thing to do ?!???!?

HIS FACE IS SO VISUALLY PLEASING

i keep getting shocked over and over about how generally handsome he is

any hair works on him like ??? magic ?!?

screaming during lost paradise

and most songs

and most of the time anyway

i love him lots and lots tho

can pull off the goth look

can pull off the emo look

can pull off any look

he belongs in an opera lmfaooo

E X T R A

BUNNY BUNNY WOOSEOK WOOSEOK

his acrostic poems

i’m a star ? that shit sLAPS

this boy is carrying the entire rap industry on his bACK

i’m sad that i cant think of more stuff for wooseokie

[sunnysidewrites]

Boyfriend!Byungchan

Requested by anon: i know this is so simple but may i please please PLEASE get boyfriend!byungchan he's my ult n i love him so much but i never see anything written for him sadly and i know you'd do him justice 😭💗 thank you in advance mom!!

JINGLE THEM BELLS THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!!! i have finally written another scenario after 2 months!!!! and i feel incredibly bad bc i haven’t written much yet for this gem of a group victon so!!! here it is anonnie i hope i didn’t let you down and im so sorry it took me 9374932 years!!! happy reading my children!!!

warnings: thinking abt byung esp as a bf made me wanna die so there ya go!! a giraffe who does not hold back for birthdays

THE SWEETEST CUTIE PATOOTIE E V E R!!!!

He’s extremely soft and I’m p sure that goes for every single aspect

He’s emotionally soft, he’s physically soft…. just a whole sweetie!!!

CUDDLE SESSIONS!!!! ARE A MUST!!!!

He’s super touchy and would keep you within arm’s length everywhere y’all go

He’s an actual giraffe so he would be the big spoon but sometimes his lil boy at heart persona wants to be the little spoon,,, even though,,, that will be quite difficult given his build,,,,,

Pls keep him giggly and happy at all times and it’s NOT just bc of his insanely cute dimples ⅓ DIMPLE KINGS SQUAD

He is so pure and deserves the entire universe and seeing him sad instantly breaks your heart bc he just does everything he can to shower you with affection and give you tons of love

Every time you’re sad he would instantaneously rush to your side and gently take you by the shoulders and look you in the eyes while worriedly asking, “what’s wrong honey????!!!”

And sometimes you tell him but sometimes you’re afraid you might just break if you utter a single word

And in those sadder times, he understands without any words exchanged and pulls you into an engulfing embrace that warms you up more than the shining sun outside

He rubs your shoulders and draws circles on your back to soothe you and kisses the top of your head

He whispers sweet nothings and repeats “shhh, I’m here. I’m here for you, it’s okay” and then bam you’re about to bawl out the Pacific

When he’s sad he loOKS SO CRESTFALLEN AND HE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY AAAAJSJDJSDJSJSN

He would get x827392937 clingier and he demands hugs and cuddles

“doNT LEAVE ME HONEY!!!!”

“sweetie,,, I’ve been holding in my pee for the past 2 hours lET ME GO”

“>:((( fine,,,,, I suppose,,,”

y’all invented couple goals especially those super cute aesthetic ones that keep popping up on your social media

You lowkey get someone to third wheel for you but it’s chill bc you pay for their meals even though you sit in front of them and do Cute Couple Things

He has his arm around your shoulders primarily bc of the height difference but he would also definitely grab your waist!!!

Very very touchy and affectionate!!! Did i mention that already

Holding hands, back hugs, piggy back rides (those are your favorite I mean loOK AT THE VIEW YOU GET LOL), the whole nine yards

He easily scoops you up every time he tries to stop your pouting,,,, a lil too easily,,,,

“puT ME DOWN BYUNGCHAN!!!!”

“uhhhh sorry can’t hear you from up here now let’s go to that favorite restaurant of yours!!”

When he first introduces you to his friends he will be a little bashful sdljfldjf!!!!

And his friends are like wOW BUDDY YOU ARE WHIPPED!!!!

“Ah so this is the Y/N we’ve heard so much about!”

You: *violently whips around to face him* WHAT DID U TELL THEM

Him: *panics* ssdlfjdfsj it waSN’T ANYTHING BAD

His friends: yea he loves to talk about how he gets lost in your eyes and how you always smell like fresh laundry and how your hair is soft and--

Him: OK WE GET IT!!!! THANK YOU

Them: --yeah he just has a blabbermouth when it comes to you

By the time it’s around your fifth visit, they’ve already taken you in as their lil sibling and it’s a v v heartwarming relationship, considering their strong familial dynamic so that’s an entire step itself

He gives you affection so naturally that when you do it back to him he’s like LSDFJEOJFOSDL???!?!!1!?? Error: Choi Byungchan does not exist

AND THEN HE BREAKS OUT INTO THE DIMPLEZ,,,, ICONIC

He would be v v willing to let his partner be happy all the time so he would always try to meet your needs

But sometimes this bby gets so lost in fulfilling yours that he ignores his own!!! :((

And so that’s why each of your birthdays are uh,,,, pretty wild tbh bc y’all are trying to smother each other in love to the highest level possible and then some

When it’s your bday he goes A L L O U T

He takes you to your favorite place that he knows always puts your soul at ease

He treats you to your favorite dish that distinctively reminds you of your childhood

He gets you that bag you’ve been lowkey eyeing for the past few weeks bc he knows how much you need one for work

He gives you!! A back massage!!! And boy did you need it

He presents you a slideshow about how much you’ve grown in your relationship and some of the photos date back even before y’all got together to other very recent ones where he captured you mid-laughing in the middle of a street

And by the end of the day, he’s still not done wow jfc

He presents you to one last meal for dinner and it’s the first one you cooked for him and he lEARNED IT JUST FOR YOU!!!!!

And after you cry bc you’re just so happy and moved he pulls out one last trick up his sleeve and wants to slow dance with you :’))))))))

And what do you know it’s your fav song

While you’re swaying you thank him a billion times but it will never even amount to what he’s done for you

And all he does is press his lips to your forehead

“Happy birthday, Y/N. it was truly a happy birthday that day”

WOW IM CRYING OK

All in all, he is such bf material and will literally do anything to have y’all smile with him so you can blind everyone with your beautiful smiles and thus increasing the jealousy factor of those around you!!!!

[hunbomb]

soulmate! doyoung

i feel a little biased cause like all my posts r about the same people bUT IN MY DEFENCE no ones requesting any other members ;’’’)))

ALSO SORRY FOR BEING GONE FPR SO LONG IM ACTUALLY BUSY CAUSE SCHOOL ENDS IN A MONTH AND WE NEED TO CRAM ALL THIS STUFF IN FOR REPORT CARDS RIP

- hmmm ok

- so this is the soulmate au where you have a timer on ur wrist and it counts down the time until u find them

- so when you're young you don't rly know whats going on

- like u look at your parents but they don't have timers

- “mom? whats thi-”

- “omG YOU R SOULMATE TIMER~!!! but you're so young! it usually doesn't come until your 19?”

- see, you're like 13,,,,,and your timer says you’ll meet your soulmate in 3 days 

- aka the first day of school

- you're pretty hype but you don't rly know what happens when you meet them

-so for the next 3 days you practice how you’ll introduce yourself to them

- “hey! I'm y/n and you're my soul- ahhh thats cheesy”

- “are you my soulmate? cause my timer is goi- that sounds like a pick up liNE”

- anyway time skip 2 the first day of school

- u be sweating because it says 1 minute and you're all sitting in class waiting for the last student to come in

- anD BOOm

- a cutie patootie walks into the class and is like 

- “hello im doyou-”

- he stops cause you guys make eye contact and both of ur timers go off

- in front of the whole class

- the teacher is all like ;)))) and lets u guys sit beside each other

- but its suppperrr awkward

- like 

- “uh,,,,,,,,,hello,,,,,soulmate”

- like the whole class is watching y'all for some drAMa

- but there is none

- like you do admit, doyoung is hELLA cUTE

- and he thinks that about you too

- y'all become rly close but don't rly “date” cause you're too young

- yAL L WHEEL

- all ur friends r jealous cause they haven't gotten theirs

- time skip 5 years

- you guys r 18 now

- and almost all your friends have found their soulmatezzz

- you n doyoung haven't rly officially started dating yet

- AND ALL UR FRIENDS R MAD!!!!

- CAUSE YALL HAVE NKOWN EACHOTHER FOR 5 YEARS 

- !!!!!!!!

- like you guys hold hands n cuddle

- but u haven't gone the extra step

- actually,,,,both of u haven't even kissed yet

- DBHSZADWHJ

- its ok tho!!! cause doyoung is preparing something big 4 ur 19th bday

- he’s been practicing for months and he's so ready to show u

- time skip 2 ur bday

- you don't see doyoung like anywhere and you're hellA confused

- so like u walk onto the sidewalk and sEE

- doyoung in the streets with a bunch of his friends

- been the curious kid u r, u go over and see whats happening

- BHDSJAAAM

- doyoung like strumming his guitar but then notices u 

- “this is loongng overdue but i hope you can't accept it”

- tHAT LEAVES U HELLA DISCOMBOBULATED !!!

- then doyoung starts singing and wow!!! you've never heard that voice b4!!!

- u then take in the lyrics and realize that he's taking about you

- an d how grateful he is to be your soulmate

- and how happy he is 

- because out of 7 billion people, its you thats his soulmate

- he couldn't be any happier

- so at the end of the song when you're low-key tearing up,,, he looks at you with so much love in his eyes anD UghgHGughUGhu

- “y/n, i love you so much, please be my girlfriend”

- BOI OFC U ACCEPT GYEFDHBJX YOU ACCEPTED A LONG TIME AGO

- you guys like hug an,,,,d

- BAM HE KISSES U

- YOUR FIRST KISS!!!!!

- it was so sweet n perfect like doyoungs lips moulded perfectly with yours

- low-key the passer byes were disappointed cause they thought he was proposing or smh but nevertheless!! they were happy :)

- its kind of funny, cause you guys met when u were 13 but didn't rly consider the fact that you guys were soulmates. it was like a normal middle school crush but much more than that + you knew that he liked you back

- u nd doyoung are actually perfect for each other, like thats probably why y'all r soulmates ;))))))))))

- i waNT DOYOUNG TO BE MY SOULMATE RIP ME BYEVBGEBDHS

YAYAYAYAY IM DONE

TBH THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR 2 WEEKS NOW? I HAVENT FINISHED IT CBDJSCHDSCHDE 

send me asks!!!!!! i need em!!!

[nisitime]

1 - Who was the last person you texted?

my ex

2 - When is your birthday?

8-6-1996

3 - Who do you want to be with right now?

my ex

4 - What sports do you play?

none

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?

my ex

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mJmt-F02PY

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?

someone who can take me out of there

8 - What do you feel right now?

sadness

9 - What chocolate is your favorite?

dark

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?

3

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?

check cute art

12 - Who is your favorite blogger?

me

13 - Where do you want to be right now?

in his arms

14 - What do you want to be in the future?

happy

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?

today, dosent matter

16 - Are you happy?

getting there

17 - Who do you miss?

my dad

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?

yes

19 - What was the best thing you were given?

love

20 - Who was the last person who called you?

my ex

21 - What is your favorite dish?

lasanha do senhor Eduardo

22 - Who is your bestfriend?

my ex

23 - What is your biggest regret?

being stupid

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?

yes

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?

my ex

26 - Name someone pretty.

my ex

27 - Who was the last person you hugged?

my brother

28 - What kind of music do you listen to?

hmmmmmmyes

29 - Are you over your past?

no

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?

zel

31 - What kind of person do you want to date?

cuddli and soft and someone who puts effort into it

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?

yes

33 - From whom was the last text message you received?

my ex

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?

jeans

35 - How’s your heart?

broken

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?

no

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?

yes

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?

i wanna work this out

39 - Do you have any phobias?

yes

40 - Did you try to change for a person?

yes

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?

my undying love

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?

no

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?

+/-

44 - Name someone you can’t live without.

me

45 - Describe your dream date.

just spend time with someone fun and nice

46 - Describe your dream wedding.

he/she cries when i show up

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?

none

48 - Have you ever been kissed?

yes

49 - How long is your longest relationship?

4.5 years

50 - Do you regret your past?

yes

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?

yes

52 - Have you ever cried over someone?

yeah

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?

yes

54 - Are you a crybaby?

yes

55 - Do people praise you for your looks?

yes

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?

no

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?

yes

58 - Do you like getting hurt?

no

59 - Does anyone hate you?

probably

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?

yes

61 - What hair color do you prefer?

orange / purple

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?

my unhappiness

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?

yes

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?

yes

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?

no

66 - Can you live without internet?

yes

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?

no

69 - Are you a crybaby?

already said yes

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?

no

71 - Are you a KPOP fan?

+/-

72 - Do you study hard?

when i have to

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?

yes

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?

yes

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?

yes

76 - Did you have an accident last year?

i dont think so

77 - What kind of person are you?

cutie patootie

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?

yes

79 - Have you ever been jealous?

yes

80 - How can you prove your love to someone?

i care

81 - What are you thinking right now?

he is a cutie

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?

Apoio Meo

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?

yes

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?

yes

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?

yes

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?

yes

87 - Do you have trust issues?

yes

88 - Are you broken-hearted?

yes

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?

my ex

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?

depends 

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?

+/-

92 - Who do you want to marry?

my ex

93 - Do you believe in destiny?

+/-

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?

yes

95 - How do you look right now?

pajamas

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?

no

97 - Have you found your true love?

yis

98 - What should you be doing right now?

watching kamen rider

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.

Beans McGees

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?

yes