Why do the writing gods do this to me?! Please don't hate me when I start writing Interview with the Vampire fics again for the first time in 20+ years. The brain rot is real.
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Kristussy got me acting unwise
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I know this is probably OOC but I was thinking about BTK and how absolutely funny it would be if Bruce was like a sharpshooter prodigy.
Like, imagine Bruce all of 13 years old and obsessing over every single aspect and factor of his parents’ death, and that includes a very specific moment where that obsession pinpointed on disabling the killer before pulling the trigger turned into disassembling the handgun, and that obsession branched out to learning the ins and outs of all firearms so that he knows everything there is to know in defending against any sort projectile, as you do…
And being the epitome of unhealthy coping mechanisms, he puts himself through “exposure therapy” by going to a shooting range with Alfred’s oversight… after a few failed attempts and too many panic attacks, he finally succeeds in dissociating enough to walk in, go through the motions, and actually level the gun… and his aim is effectively perfect.
And then he refuses to pick up a gun ever again and his obsession switches to other things so it doesn’t really matter. Of course, he does his overseas training a la BTK and learns how to properly wield firearms from a teacher and he’s just amazing, but he cannot point a gun at a real living person without shutting down, never mind actually pulling the trigger.
And this never comes up ever again for the entirety of his time as Batman.
Sometimes, when a fight is really restrictive, Batman will grab the only available projectile weapon and perfectly shoot through an nigh invisible wire holding up a catwalk or something before taking apart the gun, and not a single person would question it.
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watching cynthia interact with the thespians is so funny to me as a stage manager/lighting tech doing theater in college. cause like. actors are so much /pos. last semester i was apsming a show and the director INSISTED that the stage management team participate in all the bonding games and exercises at the start of the production. and one of the exercises was the meisner exercise they’re doing in rotpl. and my (and the psm’s) reaction to it was “this is weird and very, very silly, why are we staring into each others eyes talking about our hair color.” and the cast was so into it.
like it’s so clear to me that all of these actors are just grown up theater kids (affectionate) and i’m just trying to imagine how god damn hilarious it was for ari to have to act like they were absolutely baffled by everything they’ve been surrounded by (presumably) a good chunk of their life. and nim had to be so god damn serious about a high school play and i just can’t. imagine being at your job and having to act like that person from high school.
also nancy’s line about not being an actor and not respecting the profession while thinking she’d be great at it sent me. because like. can you imagine being on a film set FULL of actors, including yourself, and having to say that completely deadpan. i honestly don’t know how tricia didn’t lose it entirely.
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From Enid's prospective, to Wednesday. (Hurt/Comfort?)
~If my parents didn't want me why would you?
You're the best so I will do what I will do for you
I've got problems in my brain, you help me ease the pain
You help me numb it out when I been crying in the rain 'cause
I've got these demons that I can't shake~
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Having a toddler and a high schooler at once is a wild ride dude, I just wanna know why they thought it was a good idea to teach my baby to say skibidi toilet and phantom tax 😩😩😩
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the cost of people liking ur fav at the price of only liking him out of horniness 🕯️😔
NAH FRRRRR AND IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED. STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT HIM ONE HES STILL A CHILD TWO HE HAS EXTREMELY INTERESTING CHARACTER DEPTH AND NARRATIVE. TO ME
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instead of brain there's mentally tormented firefighter
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honestly im so fucking tired of the type of apex fans who think its so cool and trendy to shit on respawn devs. hating something is so much easier than thinking abt nuance or just simply being nice to another person. but nah, every tiny bit of mistake gets to be crucified. god forbid i side with a billion dollar company but i still wanna be appreciative of the devs who's enduring to be on social media just so they can connect with fans that are nice to them or see fanart
top that with some big name people just encouraging hate or will refuse to spread info that helps the case of the devs
but "hate drives clicks. this is just how the gaming community works"
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