#these goofballs

[slimepuparibaba]

Stelle Pestering Imbibitor Lumae DH be like...

*Stelle just lying on top of Dan Heng in his Imbibitor Lumae form, playing games on her phone while he reads a book* Stelle: ... Stelle, looking at Dan Heng: Hey, Dan Heng. Dan Heng: Hm? Stelle: I have a question. Dan Heng: ... Dan Heng, putting his book down: What is it? Stelle: What would happen if I touch your horns? Dan Heng: Dan Heng, flatly: Please don't touch my horns. Stelle: Why? Are they like... sensitive, or-- Dan Heng: Not particularly, but-- Stelle, touching his horns anyway: So, not like this? Dan Heng: ... Dan Heng, slightly red: I just told you not to touch them. Stelle: Hey, they're glowing. Why's that? Dan Heng: Stelle-- Stelle: Oh, whoa. Your tail also appeared! Is there a reason for that? Did you just get excited, or-- Dan Heng: Stelle... Stelle: Oh, do you have scales running along your spine? Wait, since you're a dragon, is there a chance that you have two di-- Dan Heng, pinning Stelle down: Stelle. Stelle: H-Huh? Dan Heng: ...if you're so desperate for your questions to have an answer... Dan Heng: Then I will answer them for you. Stelle: (...I'm in trouble...) Stelle, excited: (...hell yeah.)

[sparkle-jules]

One big man who jumps

[mintytealfox]

Your goat comic is now giving me dumb ideas.

They did find Fredrick, but it's the WRONG Fredrick (AKA Fredricks from different essences instead of normal Fredrick) and they're causing problems for everyone else.

Dragon Hunter! Fredrick: Too eager to try hunting the hunters.

CoA Fredrick: Keeps mumbling about a rest note and clearly tripping on mushrooms.

-WHEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

The image of the rest of Da Capo huddled in a corner cause 'Frederick is wildin' and its scary' IS SO FUNNY TO ME LOOOOOOOOOL

Orpheus bonking Norton's head: "You IDIOT, You got the WRONG Frederick!!!" Norton: "I didn't EVEN KNOW THERE WAS STILL A WRONNNNGG ONE TO GET???? HOW MANY ARE THERE??" -bonks him right back- "THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO GET HIM!!" -Start choking each other- Melly: "We need to sort this out...." Alice: "...uh.........guys..........he....is breathing fire now..." Frederick: "RAAAAAHHHHH" -now seeing Norton and Orpheus as their hunter switches- Norton: "HE BREATHES FIRE NOW????" Orpheus: "RUNNNNNNNN" Norton: "I LIKED THE SHROOM GUY BETTER"

[seokmashu]

zb1 x this handrail

[braveincafleet]

Just more from Niki's stream, this one focusing on the confessions and interactions with the chat. I have more of these xD (alot more) still trying not to flood you guys!

[lies]

Boris: Cape Horn!

Antoine: Cape Hooooooorrrrrrrrrrn!

Rosie: WE ARE PIRATES!!!

[trollprincess]

“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”

[punnifullife]

Based off this post. funny doodles i took too seriously.

[cve-th3mvsic]

*Auggie and Reed casually hanging out* Reed: “auggie, do you like flowers?” Auggie: “no. what is with people and flowers? they don’t even smell good.” Reed: “right?” Reed: “..so chocolate..” Auggie: “no! you’re not getting me chocolate, reed.” Reed: “but you like chocolate,” Auggie: “i don’t want chocolate.” Reed: “are you still embarrassed about it?” Auggie: “..no. but don’t get me chocolate.” Auggie: “..why would you even get me chocolate, where’d that come from?” Reed: “i mean i just w-“ Vee, popping up behind them with her immaculate timing: “auggie, he’s obviously flirting with you.” Reed, who was almost scared shitless: “oh- for fuck’s sake, vee!” Auggie, honestly not surprised: “vee, i swear to god.” Vee: “soo, reed, you thinkin’ about getting him an early valentine’s day present?” Reed: “god, where did you come from?” Vee: “oh, i was just talking with jenna a few seconds ago. soooo-“ Auggie: “vee, i love you.” Reed: Vee: Vee: “is there a but?” Auggie: “..no. i love you.” Vee: “..i love you too, baby” ^^ Reed: Reed: “is that how you-“ Auggie: *pinches reed’s side* “shut up.” Reed: “ow- aye aye captain-“

[thesillay]

expert baker

[evilvvithin]

TERRIFIER 2 damien leone, 2022

[amarachno]

Every time Bruce pisses one of his kids off, they dramatically proclaim something along the lines of, “I hate you! Im going to stay with mom!!!” and then run off.

The first time it happens, Bruce nearly pisses himself because he takes it as some sort of suicidal ideation thing. He tries to go after whichever kid started this, probably Dick, but is unable to find them for whatever reason. He decides to look as Batman. Bruce absolutely sick with worry.

Selina Kyle put his kid in a catsuit.

As time goes on, more of his kids pull this little stunt and Bruce is a little less concerned. Every so often Catwoman is seen with her sidekick ‘Stray’ but every time Stray is makes an appearance they have a wildly different gender, height, and body type. It always the same costume design but in different sizes

Even Cass participated once! Bruce just sighed deeply and looked vaguely regretful. The only one who hadnt made an appearance as Stray had been Damian. Bruce really couldnt imagine Damian running off to be Stray. The kid still had his birth mother so there was no reason to.. become… stray…

Damian shows up as Stray. Instead of his sibling’s preferred stolen objects as a trophy? Selina let him keep a cat. The worst part? The cat’s name is Selina.

Jason as stray

[cheshiredogao3]

The boys go to a pride parade🏳️‍🌈💖

[window-to-oblivion]

Love them so much.

[jaemtens]

he's just a big goofball