#certified goofball

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

Bridget says hello for Feline Friday. Or is it Feline Foots Friday?

[geopsych]

I go out in the dark sometimes to look at the stars but I always feel like someone is watching me.

[strangerstilinski]

⋆ ₊✧ ˚ 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 ˚ ✧₊⋆

[mayordea]

resplendent f!robin from feh. i think the design is cool!! so here’s her being silly :3

[ashertickler]

Ok real first post this time.

Hellooooo fellow Redacted fans! I've just started my very first Redacted Audio blog and I'd love to become mutuals with you amazing people!

I've been in the Redacted random since mid-2022 and I've just consumed fanmade stuff on here on a different account (I've been on Tumblr for over 5 years now...) so I decided to create this blog so I can brain shart all my Redacted thoughts and (hopefully) interact with you lot

The name's Plum, she/they, and I'm lowkey new to having a fan blog/ page so idk what I'm doing LMAO I just hope to be funny and silly and goofy 😼

[fangirldream]

PASCAL ☆ Tales of Graces

let's see here... she's an inventor, technician, rookie historian, archaeologist, bonafide puzzle master, pilot, engineer... she can summon elemental spirits, too...

...uh...

how about this: she's kiiinda the smartest person on ephinea. she'll have this city's tech figured out faster than you can say "bananas!"... probably.

she's a big tiny ol' ray of sunshine! can also be just as annoying.

if you're close, she might even build a mech that looks like you! cool, right?? the high-powered, ultra-deadly lasers and rockets are super necessary btw.

personal space? boundaries? never heard of her.

app | stats | rules

[crystalmagpie447]

Aw yea

look at that

@jerrsterrr @glitzybunny

[rainbowberriesandcookies]

The fillers we should have gotten should have been between Orihime and Rukia Just Being Girls Together (TM) and sharing not a single braincell between them

Rukia and Orihime’s Friendship is Extremely Good: Some Ramblings

Rukia pushes everything down, and won’t allow herself to become close to people. Whether or not you ship it, I think she and Renji were extremely emotionally dependent on each other as children/teens, but they both hid it under a mask of detachment and machismo as a necessary defense mechanism against the brutality of life in Inuzuri. She stanned hard for Kaien, but he was both married and her superior, and then he died. Her only family member expresses himself by performatively never expressing himself. In her heart, Rukia is ride-or-die for the people she loves, but she can’t manage to get it out.

Orihime can’t hide anything. Her heart is huge and she loves out loud and she can’t help it. She wears her emotions all over her face and she’ll start crying and can’t stop and is embarrassed as hell about this. (I am also an easy crier and this is Real)

Rukia loves how giving and open Orihime is, and secretly wishes she could be more like her.

Orihime admires how hard and tough Rukia is, and secretly wishes she could be more like her.

And then, one day, a Bitch in a Stupid Hat is like “Orihime will not be fighting for absolutely no good reason” and Orihime is like “for the good of my friends, I will be very sad and go off by myself” and Rukia is like “FUCK ALL MEN YOU ARE PERFECT” and Everything Changes.

I think Orihime is the only person who can get all the way into Rukia’s shell.

They are both Little Sisters with much older, detached brothers that they idolize. Sora was distant because he needed to be both Orihime’s brother but also her provider, and also he’s dead. Byakuya is distant because he’s dead inside (sorry, not sorry).

Orihime is Traditionally Pretty and gets objectified and admired for it. Rukia is small and boyish and gets overlooked for it. Both of them think the other is the prettiest girl they know.

Orihime wants to do crazy things, but feels self-conscious about it. Rukia is a stunt queen and would take any dare, but she can’t when she’s in Soul Society because Kuchikis Comport Themselves With Dignity. When they are together in the Living World, Nothing Can Stop Them, Certainly Not Common Sense. I like to think Ichigo and Renji have to most lit Vine accounts in two worlds.

They are both Weird Girls and it’s great. Orihime has insane fantasies and Rukia loves batshit manga and they will both draw whatever and show it to people who Do Not Want This. These are two girls that would be Tumblr mutuals and post a thousand increasingly strange memes that are hilarious to each other. They would have a shared fanfic universe. They would go to cons as the two old guys from Gravity Falls (Note: I have never seen Gravity Falls).

They each have a jock best friend who would take a knife in the face for them, and they appreciate How Lucky They Are to have these goons.

They love those Dumb Karakura Boys so, so much, even though Chad is the only one who deserves it.

The one thing that makes me really mad about WDKALY is that I cannot believe Rukia would not tell Orihime that she and Renji hooked up, just immediately. As in, Renji is in mid-dramatic confession and is like “are you texting?” and Rukia’s like, “Yeah, keep going, babe, by the way, Orihime says good job she’s very proud of you.”

[lapdogss]

certified goofballs

[hemipenal-system]

had a Certified Goofball Interaction im gonna go snuggle the werewolves to make me feel better

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

Bridget at play on Caturday. Sometimes she’s just extra cute! Never saw a shoelace she didn’t want to kill.

[psychicwave]

"i think... i think 'serving' might be a compliment?" not like they'd know; the future isn't exactly chock-full of modern slang, either! "let me check..."

to the internet...!

...uh oh.

"um. shadow? according to slang4dummies.com, 'flop era' means you're a disappointment."

"These words. They haunt me."

He's been racking his brain since he's been told this, but he keeps coming up empty handed.

"What does: your flop era is low key serving even mean?! It doesn't make any sense!"

[geopsych]

Bridget’s expressions are cracking me up today.

[ifskzcouldfly]

Headcannons about how LaNDs men would treat you if you're having a bad day but don't want to talk about it.

Xavier

I've noticed this man is a certified foodie.

He would get you your fave drink

Wip up your favorite dish in your kitchen.

Have either a gaming or movie marathon on your couch

While laying on your lap, snuggled up in like a blanket forte.

Zayne

He would notice how low your energy is that day.

And since my mans noticed you don't feel like talking about it

He would make a list of medical and non medical ways to feel a little better and make it a mission of the day for you guys.

Just the both of you hanging out, trying different odd remedies and whatnot until you're ready to open up

Rafayel

This sweetheart would send you the most beautiful sceneries he could find.

Send you pictures of funny and cute cat memes

Or he would invite you to the beach near his studio

You would both watch the sunset while he gives you a mini photo shoot just gushing over you.

He would most definitely act like a goofball just to see you chucked even just a little.

Sylus

He would probably buy out the entire plushie store.

Just to see you satisfied, and if that doesn't work.

He will show up at your door with a new set of guns available and rent out a shooting ring for you just so you can vent out your frustrations.

My first ever fic 🫣

[oopsiedaisiesbaby]

Felon!Gale x Felonitis!John HC’s

I want to turn this into a full fic so bad but my brain is not braining lately so we’re just rolling with rambling bullet points. Brought to you by Austin’s buzzed head 🥰 A million thanks to @avonne-writes for the significantly better quality pics ❤️❤️❤️

Gale’s in prison for homicide. He originally only murdered his abusive ex and could’ve gotten away with it either due to lack of evidence or because it as self-defense. But, people in the community know and start coming to him with their own horror stories and Gale quietly takes care of these POS’ after some vetting. He gets away with it for awhile because he’s taking care of some real low life’s that the police are lowkey grateful they don’t have to deal with anymore until one of his victim’s family’s raises a huge stink and this open secret is busted and Gale ends up convicted with a life sentence.

He ends up with a buzzed head because of a lice outbreak and then it’s so much easier to deal with he just keeps it buzzed.

They get a new guard “call me Bucky” assigned to his unit (not new to the job just the facility) and Gale is immediately amused by this cocky goofball who somehow befriends them all without hesitation and without being a try hard. He insists on calling Gale “Buck” and while Gale hates the name itself, he sees the twinkle in John’s eyes and knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s certifiably insane for flirting with some serving life for multiple homicides, but Gale kind of likes that about him.

The flirting gets to a truly sickening level, the other inmates are disgusted (affectionate) and start playfully calling out favoritism. While they’re joking, it does make John realize that he’s being way too obvious. So he pulls Gale into a closet and tries to set the record straight except Gale’s immediately on him and John suddenly finds himself splayed out on the closet floor, hands sliding over that buzzed head as Gale sucks his soul out through his dick and then eats him out so good he cries. John’s begging for Gale to come all over his face by the end.

Then, it just doesn’t stop. They’re constantly dragging each other into hiding spots so that Gale can fuck John against the wall or ride John in the laundry room floor while choking him a bit. The fact that those hands have choked someone to death just makes it even hotter for John. It’s all unbearably hot and they cannot keep their hands to themselves and they’re both a little cuckoo bananas but that’s part of the appeal.

It’s not all about the sex though. They start talking and genuinely falling for each other. John starts banging on about breaking Gale out. It makes Gale heart soar to know John cares that much but he’s also not about to let John ruin his entire life for him. There’s no way they don’t get caught. So, Gale humors him but keeps shutting it down because it’s too dangerous and John starts getting frustrated because he thinks it means Gale doesn’t want to be with him. Gale’s a little concerned that if he somehow were to ever get out, John wouldn’t want him anymore without the thrill.

They break up for a little bit. The vibes are so rancid, the rest of Gale’s unit are sweating and doing their damnedest to try and get them back together because mom and dad fighting like this is not good for anyone. They all like John being their guard and things run so much smoother when he’s there and they’re anxious he’s gonna transfer (he would never) to another unit. Someone ends up locking them in a closet together and they end up fucking mean and nasty and so loud that the inmates assigned to guard them have second hand embarrassment. They talk and makeup afterward of course and everyone takes a collective sigh of relief.

The public is all still madly in love with Gale and raise enough money to get him a new lawyer and somehow, they get Gale out on a technicality and gets his record scrubbed. They definitely live happily ever after and come up with some whacky role plays to keep the spice alive ❤️

[hecklee]

certified goofballs