#these folks are awesome and deserve the recognition

[vagabondbabbler]

https://smoulder.bandcamp.com/album/violent-creed-of-vengeance

#28: Smoulder - Violent Creed of Vengeance

Oh hey, we've reached the first band on the list I've actually spent a lot of time with. I like Smoulder and actually own this album on vinyl which should give you some idea of my feelings ahead of time. Let's get into it tho.

Smoulder plays doom-tinged "epic" heavy/US-power metal. The riffs are top notch and there's a lot of depth and complexity to the songs - this is one that gets better the more you listen to it and pick it apart. The real standout of the album, though, is Sarah's vocals. She's one of the most unique vocalists in modern metal imo and this album is a showcase for that. The lyrics are heavily laden with fantasy themes (to the point that Michael Moorcock does the spoken intro for a track about Elric and the Eternal Champion), but she alludes to in interviews there's a lot of personal allusions too. This album also sees them try out more speed/eu-power metal on certain tracks - which also rock.

My gripes about the album are relatively few. I had trouble getting into it the first couple times I listened, but it really grew on me. Ironically the vocals that I just sang the praises of were one of the hardest parts at first. She weaves in and out around the melody/rhythm instead of mirroring it, and her vocals are mixed in a more doom metal style where they feel a bit distant in the mix. As someone for whom vocals are an easy "in" to music and who really loved her singing and the mixing on Dream Quest Ends (both a little more standard heavy metal vibes), it was a bit of an adjustment. However, it was worth the time it took to get into this one. Highly, highly recommend.

I'll end with the bands own words here: Love metal. Hate fascists. Death to rape and rape culture.

https://www.invisibleoranges.com/smoulder-interview/

[samusamab]

Listen people, I know that my tumblr following is basically non-existent , but if you are a TTRPG or actual play fan and you're seeing this post, I NEED you to start listening to Campaign: Skyjacks if you aren't already. I promise if you enjoy Critical Role, Dimension 20, Dungeons and Daddies, Worlds Beyond Number, NADDPOD, etc you WILL enjoy this podcast!

"But Samus, I get my actual play content from Youtube!" I have FANTASTIC news for you, they've started posting episodes to the One Shot Podcast YT channel right now, starting from Episode 1. There has never been a better time to start listening! Just put it on in the background while you're doing something else! And if that's not enough:

15 Reasons that You Should Become a Listener of Campaign: Skyjacks

Incredible anti-colonial themes & world building.

They've got dope ass skyships and the party is a crew of infamous sky pirates!

There are Queer folks and POC both at the table and involved in the world building of Spéir (the show's original setting.)

There's an incredibly haunted (/pos) deck of divination cards that shapes the narrative in fun, resonant, and heartbreaking ways!

Speaking of world building, however many people you think were involved with writing lore and other content for Spéir, it's more than that! Collaborative & diverse world building in the best way!

If you like shipping hotties, we've almost certainly got whatever you like in here somewhere.

If you're a fan of The Decemberists or Illimat, both of those things are baked DEEP into the DNA and setting of this show.

If you like plucky teen protagonists with too much responsibility, we've got that too!

I would describe the vibe of Spéir as folkpunk, which is a vibe that I think a lot of y'all are into, but isn't very visible or broadly popular. There's also some religious trauma in there (in a fun way?)

Arnie Parrot writes incredible original in-world music for this show, and all of it slaps!

There is a truly insane cast of lovable side characters to get attached to, and they sometimes matter way more to the plot (in a good way) than you might think.

It balances goofs and incredible storytelling just as well as any of the big Actual Play Shows do. Also they play something other than D&D! (Don't worry, it's very easy to follow along!)

There are big birds! They're called Griffins but they're literally just normal birds but 8.3 times bigger!

If you like the sound of the setting, but aren't clicking with the main show itself, there are two awesome spin-offs for you! Skyjoust! is a sports anime-type show about different youth teams competing in a Skyjoust tournament (they do cool shit on the birds.) There is also Skyjacks: Couriers Call, an all-ages Actual Play in the same setting surrounding three young people serving in a fleet of fantastical mail carriers! (That's right, the kids in your life can listen to this one!)

This is a show and setting that means a great deal to me, and I genuinely want nothing but the best for all the many people involved in making it. I wholeheartedly believe that they've made something just as good as the most popular shows in the genre, and they deserve every bit of recognition and signal boosting I can give them so that they can continue to make this show.

I know this post was long as hell, but I hope if you made it this far and you'd never heard of Skyjacks (or never thought of listening) before now that you will. I promise you won't regret it!

[signor-signor]

Wander Gives Craig McCracken a Call

This is based on the little note Wander had on his desk when he (finally) got a big part to play in one of Chibiverse’s episodes. We know Craig is a busy man, so what follows is something I imagined to be Wander’s voicemail to him.

Hi there, Craig. It’s me, Wander. I just wanted to call to see how you’re doin’ and give you an update.

We were told you did pretty great on Kid Cosmic at Netflix. Congratulations! Before you moved there, we knew that show as The Kid from Planet Earth. I wonder how Kid, his grandpappy, his cat, and the rest of the folks are doing since their show got a satisfying conclusion. Let me know whenever you can!

As far as family goes, how are you and Lauren right now? I heard you had a daughter after you ceased production on our show - I say again, congratulations! Did she get to watch our show? Have my teachings taught her to be helpful to others? I’d LOVE to hear what a sweet young lady she’ll turn out to be! You and Lauren must be pretty proud parents, just like Dracor and Demurra. Y’know, since the public doesn’t know the names of their children yet, we’ve been calling ‘em Girl One, Girl Two, and Dragon Boy.

Oh, that reminds me.

It’s been nine years since the second season finale aired, and I couldn’t be happier knowing Lord Hater single-handedly stopped Dominator and saved the galaxy. Let’s be honest, though, our show is still far from complete. After saving the galaxy, Hater is still intent on conquering it and he still doesn’t think of himself as my buddy. And guess what. I’m already aware of the crash-landed space pod cliffhanger in the end credits of the episode - that’s CLEARLY indicative of unfinished business. Also, the viewers didn’t get to see what happened to the other villains. You know, Awesome, Screwball, Sourdough, etcetera etcetera. Why leave their fates unknown to the rest of the world? Know what I’m sayin’?

And Hater, well, he was LIVID at the idea of being abandoned after our show was left on the cliffhanger, especially after the hard work he did and the praise he so rightfully deserved. What REALLY gets under his nonexistent skin, though, is that the show is constantly overshadowed by the overrated shows, most especially Gravity Falls - he still blames it, as well as Star vs. the Forces of Evil, for our show’s misfortune. That, and knowing that you, the creator, had seemingly given up on us after the bosses decided to cancel the show. That’s his perspective, not mine. I know he tried to leave the vault and threatened to attack all characters from all shows that got “WAY too much love and/or more than two seasons,” including Fish Hooks. Fortunately, this mysterious group called Star Force Enforcement Force are preventing him from causing any harm to anyone. Grop knows what they look like - they have to conceal themselves in sheets until the public gets a chance to see them.

Me? I had to cope with the injustice done to the show by attending biweekly meetings at Underappreciated Cartoons Anonymous held by Bumblelion from the Wuzzles. Some other characters from shows that got very little love and less than three seasons go there, too. Hailey Banks is our latest addition - we haven’t had any more female characters in the group since 2006. Sounds pretty absurd, right? Hailey herself has been bothered by the fact that Kiff is getting more love than she ever could, and honestly, I don’t blame her. And Molly McGee? Well, I tried to invite her when her show concluded after two seasons, but she’ll consider it if she doesn’t get as much recognition as Anne Boonchuy and Luz Noceda do. By the way, Bumblelion told me that if he ever looses his voice actor like Moosel did his, he’d appoint me the leader of the support group. After all, nobody else can do what I do when it comes to helping folks in many ways.

I gotta ask you, did those executives really think they were in the right when they denied you one more season to tell more stories featuring me, Sylvia, Hater, Peepers, and all the other folks in the galaxy? Did they not think firsthand how the fans would feel about the show being cut short? Did most viewers judge me before they got to know me? Is that why I wasn’t popular enough to get a third season?

This doesn’t make a lick of sense to me. How could a cartoon show created by you, the genius behind The Powerpuff Girls and Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, and produced by Disney, a globally renowned entertainment company, become so grop-darned underappreciated?! Forgive me for shouting. It’s pretty hard to be positive in a place that’s practically populated by pessimistic people. When you’ve been in the vault without accomplishing your primary goal (in my case, befriending Lord Hater) as long as I have, you start to get a little antsy. In fact, not being able to accomplish your primary goal could drive you to behave how I behaved in that Season 1 episode, The Box.

I need to tell you there are fans who still want to know more about Season 3. Most fans won’t have a reason to stay in the fandom if they don’t get more details. Some others may start behaving the way I did in that aforementioned Box episode. After all, you DID let them know you had the plans and led them to believe it would be just as amazing as Season 2. Why do you think Peepsqueak launched the Save W-O-Y campaign? Some fans have been trying to carry all that weight ever since that person stopped taking charge. To me, it just doesn’t seem right that no one speaks up about our show’s unfinished business as frequently as they should.

Craig, what I’m trying to say is, don’t let Disney’s decision make you think the world will never see your plans for S3. If you’re still adamant that they won’t bring back the show, there must be some way for the fans to know more about those plans. An art book, a digital file, a documentary about you and your works, anything. Yes, I realize Phineas and Ferb’s show has been revived because it’s REALLY popular, but who’s to say a not-so-popular and incomplete show can’t get the same privilege? It doesn’t have to be a full season. It could be anything, just as long as it shows Star Force Enforcement Force, Lord Hater’s backstory, that space-faring ape, the Star Nomad bringing folks to their home planets, and other important things. All I ask is that while you’re working on Foster’s Funtime, please put “Give Wander’s show a proper conclusion” on your To-Do list. We still have the fans, and I’m confident they’ll boost interest in the show and whatever happens after Season 2.

Anyhoo, I should probably let you get back to work soon. Thank you, Craig, for hearing me out. I really do hope Disney’s new bosses will eventually come to grips with our show’s status and invite you over to finish it your way once you’re done with your current projects. Hater once said in a presentation two years ago, “Giving up is quitting, and quitters never win.” Are you a quitter? Of course not! We wouldn’t want his last words in the show to be “AAHHHHH! WE’RE NOT YOUR BUDDIES!”, would we? I still wish to make him a full-fledged good guy before we truly close the book on the show. Until then, have fun with your creative endeavors! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to help Sylvia prepare for her presentation. Give my best regards to Bloo and the other imaginary friends! Bye!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

What the FUCK is there to celebrate about heterosexuality?

Being a boring cunt whose idea of fun is five minutes of missionary sex with the lights off? Living the most tedious fucking existence imaginable? Being mindless obedient cattle?

"Celebrating heterosexuality"

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen a straight person say.

Fitzpatrick has previously said Pride month was about LGBTQ+ folks marching down the street “doing disgusting and criminal activities while demanding to be celebrated

Sounds fucking awesome to me, that's definitely my kind of celebration :D

Definitely superior to anything that'll be happening at this shitshow

But then, LGBTQ people are superior to cishet people so that's to be expected

This festival is more than just an event, it’s a declaration that faith, family and freedom are worth protecting.”

No they aren't

Not even remotely :D

“We believe the traditional family is vital to society and deserves recognition and protection.”

No it isn't

And no it doesn't :D

[legendary-defender-of-fandoms]

Guess what? It’s Vanellope’s turn

So, one of the chief complaints that gets tossed around about RBTI is how Vanellope “went Turbo” by abandoning Sugar Rush for Slaughter Race. And while I get some of the criticism, I have to push back on some points.

Folks say that gamers will notice Vanellope’s absence & get the game unplugged for good. First, she’s been missing for at least a decade and no one noticed. Second, her outfit & kart don’t match ANY of her pictures on the game console and no one cared. Third, KING CANDY’S gone and his death didn’t lead to the game being unplugged. That’s the power of the Random Racer Roster - no one notices if an old character disappears or if a new character is added. They think it’s just chance.

Turbo forced himself into Roadblasters & Sugar Rush, completely hijacking the latter’s programming to make himself the guy in charge. Vanellope was INVITED to stay in Slaughter Race.

While the movie clearly meant to make it a stupid joke about “Oh, those Disney princesses, always wanting Something More,” we can’t forget that Vanellope was abused, ostracized, and mistreated during her Glitch decade. If Wreck-it Ralph was a standalone movie, it’d be ok if she took charge in the end but became a benevolent ruler so no one would experience the pain she had to suffer because the movie was 90 minutes long & folks needed to get home for work the next day. But with a sequel, it’s not out of the question for Vanellope to need some time & space away from Sugar Rush to figure things out. MAYBE she’ll come back someday, MAYBE she’ll stay in Slaughter Race forever, but she deserves a break.

So, no, I don’t have a problem with Vanellope wanting to expand her horizons and try some new things.

IN THEORY.

In RBTI, however, the execution was incredibly flawed. The press leading up to this movie said the story was meant to be akin to friends going their separate ways for school, one friend being ready to move on while the other stayed behind. But the film made it feel like Vanellope was trading up, not moving forward. The whole thing went out of its way to make Ralph the worst possible choice for Vanellope, replacing him in her life with Shank.

And I’m not hating on Shank. She was clearly made to capitalize on Gal Gadot while Gal Gadot was a marketable star, and the character doesn’t do anything to try to one-up Ralph in the Surrogate Parent department. It’s all the narrative’s doing.

Oh, Vanellope said “Cool” to Ralph living in the garbage once and Ralph kind of trauma-dumped about how living in the garbage sucks ass? Well, Shank & her friends live in a super-cool dystopian dumpster fire & they think it’s AWESOME!

What’s that? Ralph & Vanellope spent a long time baking her first kart, which didn’t look anything like the perfect sample kart but Vanellope loved anyway because it was HERS & her love for her imperfect kart gave Ralph a sense of pride for doing something right for the first time in his life as well as recognition that perfection is overrated? Then the two bonded more as Ralph helped Vanellope learn how to drive & unlocked her dormant driving skills? Well, Shank just GAVE Vanellope her own race car during an Alan Menken musical number & they flew through the sky, so same thing really.

And again, Ralph’s character was COMPLETELY ASSASSINATED to make him look worse compared to Shank! They went back to his stupid beta version from the deleted scenes that was super whiny, kind of gross, and impressively stupid so Shank would look smarter, sleeker, and more put-together. They made him throw a temper tantrum outside of eBay when he didn’t understand the rules of bidding & blubber like a baby when he got caught trying to steal Shank’s car so Shank would be the more emotionally stable one. HE PURPOSEFULLY CRASHED SLAUGHTER RACE & ALMOST KILLED VANELLOPE so no one would want to see her stick with his clingy, insecure ass.

And this “Vanellope traded up” vibe continues in other media. Like the “Sugar Rush Racers” books I mentioned before. Vanellope spends MAYBE five off-page minutes with Ralph before he takes a nap & the other Sugar Rush Racers ask Vanellope if they can join her in Slaughter Race for a bit. Then during the story, Vanellope’s always referencing either the Disney Princesses (which she apparently does a LOT according to the other Racers’ reactions) or her new life with the Slaughter Race characters. There’s ONE mention of that time Ralph was WILLING TO DIE TO SAVE HER LIFE, but that’s it. No mention of making her kart together, no talk of their heart-to-heart in Diet Cola Mountain, no acknowledgement of the training montage or the time he trashed her kart because he thought he was saving her life, then his going back later to apologize & really help her get her life back by winning the race. Nothing. Almost like their adventures together meant nothing. And there’s no mention of OTHER adventures they might’ve shared between movies, despite the Sugar Rush Racers casually mentioning the time King Candy banished two of the recolor racers (which opens a WHOLE can of worms about why he didn’t just do that with Vanellope, or kill her outside Sugar Rush before trying to delete her code & reprogram himself into the game, but whatever). And at the end of the second book, when the Racers are told they can go back to the arcade, Vanellope says she wants to spend “a hot minute” with Ralph before going back to Shank & her crew in Slaughter Race. Implying they’re her REAL family.

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCKITY

FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I truly believe if the authors of the books COULD have left even the mention of Ralph out, they would’ve. He has been thoroughly Scrappy Doo’d by Disney, and it fucking HURTS!!!! HE’S THE REASON VANELLOPE EXISTS!!!!!!! AND THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!

And still, I need to know why? Why does Disney hate him? Why does Disney want US to hate him? WHY are they trying to bury him?!!!?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED DURING PRODUCTION OF THIS STUPID CURSED SEQUEL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[ask-the-denalis]

I got a curious question for the whole coven

You guys were turned in different time periods way back when, but you guys also went through a bunch of different time periods, just going through the centuries. As well as moving around at some points going through different languages and perhaps the ever changing slang/lingo/phrases

Did you guys ever have trouble with learning a new language? Or when different time periods came, and updating phrases and such? Like, do you guys ever slip back to maybe really old phrases some people might not use? Do you ever get frustrated when an old word that perfectly describes something no longer gets used and there isn't an equivalent in the modern day?

Like, do you guys ever slip back to maybe really old phrases some people might not use? Do you ever get frustrated when an old word that perfectly describes something no longer gets used and there isn't an equivalent in the modern day?

*cough* Tanya *cough*

Katrina...

Pay her no mind, Carmen. Any kind of recognition will only further encourage her.

Pfft.

Hello love,

as my sister so charmingly pointed out, I am indeed quite fond of maintaining a sophisticated manner of speech. There is a certain grace to it that, unfortunately, seems to have gotten lost somewhere along the way as the centuries progressed.

And thank God for that.

I agree with Tanya. It is truly a shame...

That being said, I aim to preserve this family´s linguistic heritage, as far as I can. With...varying degrees of success.

Bite me.

However, I think I speak for all of us when I say that adapting to any new language has been fairly uncomplicated. Our kind is quick to adjust, if needed.

Yup. We´re awesome. (I´m the best though.)

Sure.

Agreed!

Indeed.

Yours truly, 💋

- Tanya, leader of the Denali coven

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Sooo...

I think I can answer all of the above in one and the same way:

No.

...

I dunno what else you want me to say, honestly. It´s as simple as that. 🤷‍♀️

"Simple" describes it well...

Stay charged! ⚡

- Kate the Great

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Hello mortal,

as Tanya already mentioned, learning a new language (or any skill, for that matter) comes with little difficulty for us. One of the "perks" of our nature, I guess...

And the muscles.

As for "updating phrases:"

It's quite similar to the language matter, I'd say. We´re quick to adjust, if needed. In fact, I'd argue that most of us see it as a welcome change...

Hm...

Say it louder!

I myself don´t have a preference for any particular style of speech. I use of a variety of them, depending on the situation as well as my mood that day.

The mood in question: 💩

Do I ever get frustrated? Getting "frustrated" would imply caring enough to let it ruin my day. I can think of a million better ways to spend my time.

Her majesty doesn´t concern herself with common folk problems.

Busy Regards, 📖

- Irina Denali

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Hello dear!

And what a clever question! Or rather, questions. 🤭

First and foremost, I find that every time period I have experienced so far has had its own pleasures and deserves recognition. While I agree with Tanya that the older, more formal ways of speaking carry a certain charm, that doesn’t mean newer generations don’t offer something of equal value. They each have their own merit.

I suppose...

Well said, my love.

With that said, I never really minded adapting my vocabulary to current times. On the contrary, I found it quite exciting! When one lives for as long as we do, you take any chance at "staying sharp" that you can get. 🤭

I was just glad to see ppl finally getting that stick out their asses.

...However, I have to admit that I find myself "slipping back" from time to time. As they say, old habits are hard to break. 🙈

I cherish those moments. They´re quite fetching. ;3

With love, 🫶

- Carmen, passionate home stylist

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Greetings,

as you might have discerned from my previous remark, I myself practise a more...traditional form of speech. Although, I must admit, it is less a matter of preference and more a matter of...well...habit, for lack of a better word.

You are too precious, my heart. <3

Nevertheless, it was quite disheartening to see long-established linguistic customs disappear over the centuries.

Truly...

Now, as my coven members rightfully stated, our kind is quick to adapt to new circumstances. My penchant for a more formal manner of speaking is purely habitual, as mentioned beforehand.

Meaning: Your inner party animal´s just waiting to come out. B)

I also agree with my wife that there is value to be found throughout many stages of linguistic history. It would be rather presumptuous to assume that one era holds supremacy over the rest.

Yes...how presumptuous indeed...

<3

As for "getting frustrated:"

I think you will find that I am rather composed fellow. :)

This coven is truly blessed to have you, dear.

No shit.

"Composed" is one way of putting it. ;)

One of the countless reasons I fell for you, querido. <3

Best wishes, 🙏

- Eleazar, admirer of the written word

[kolbisneat]

MONTHLY MEDIA: October 2024

I'm not one for horror so don't expect too much spooky stuff out of this recap.

……….FILM……….

Dredd (2012) Karl Urban deserves greater recognition for this if for no other reason that that frown. I doubt we'll ever get another one of these so to me the ending sends a clear message that the only way to avoid becoming a bad apple is to quit the bushel.

Perfect Blue (1997) Loosely knowing the premise, I thought I was prepared for what I watched but HO BOY was I not! Some truths are timeless and I think the now dated technology makes it all hit even harder. So well directed and a perfect use of animation. This is going to stick with me for a while.

Millennium Actress (2001) After Perfect Blue, I wanted to continue with the director's filmography (Satoshi Kon) and wasn't ready for how this would FLOOR ME. Such an emotional and lovely depiction of the intermingling between art and life and what drives an artist throughout their career. And the trope of characters playing multiple roles in different time periods will always land for me.

Death Becomes Her (1992) I only know Meryl Streep from this, The Devil Wear Prada, and the Mamma Mia series so to me, she's strictly a comedic actor. Given its subject matter, this continues to age surprisingly well.

Hansel & Gretel (2002) Felt like a made-for-tv movie but turns out it had a theatrical release! I did laugh at the Boogeyman subbing in for the Sandman and the design of the Witch's oven is cool, but that's about it.

……….TELEVISION……….

Dandadan (Episode 1.01 to 1.04) Teens fight aliens and ghosts? Heck yes. I will say the first ep has an alien abduction scene that almost turned me off of the entire show but once you get past that, everything else is really great. Fun worldbuilding, clever rules, and at its core it's a charming romcom. Just promise me you'll watch past the abduction.

Neon Genesis Evangelion (Episode 1.23 to 1.26) Okay so that's the ending! Not what I expected but you know what? I don't mind it. I know there's a movie that continues on after this BUT if it ended here I think I'd be okay with it. What a strange series.

Love is Blind (Episode 7.01 to 7.13) I keep thinking "why would anyone still sign up for this?" but here I am into another season asking "why would anyone still watch this?" And dang that reunion was meeeeeeeessy.

Love is Blind UK (Episode 1.01 to 1.04) This iteration feels a little more sincere, but that may be because the cast seems a little older or because the machine hasn't yet pumped out minor celebrities so folks don't know what might lie ahead? Either way I'm a fan.

……….YOUTUBE……….

Dead Man's Bones (Ft. Ryan Gosling) - Documentary Special Presentation by Pitchfork While spooky season is nearly over, the music of Dead Man's Bones is evergreen. Watch this, if you haven't seen it, and especially listen to the album if you haven't heard it. VIDEO

Game of Clones by Just Write As much a reflection on how artists can't create in a vacuum as it is a critique of the modern tv landscape. There's a lot on influence and the different ways artists react to prior work that I found both informative for my own approach and just generally really interesting. VIDEO

Why Are Movies So Obsessed With Trains? and The Infinite Possibilities of Train Action Scenes | Blue Flame Special by Patrick H. Willems I love trains. VIDEO (Obsessed) VIDEO (Blue Flame Special)

Black Cops Won't Save Us by F.D Signifier I'm not going to be able to add anything new to what's already been said in this video. VIDEO

……….READING……….

Hallowe'en Party by Agatha Christie (Complete) Very excited I found this at the start of the month but turns out Halloween plays a very small role. Not one of her strongest, perhaps because I felt like I'd pieced the mystery together far too soon.

Swords and Deviltry by Fritz Leiber (Complete) There's something so wonderful about a story where two guys meet and immediately clock each other as awesome and become best friends. Such a delight. The end may be a worn out trope that you could spot a mile away, but it's all so evocative and swiftly paced that I just have to shrug and accept it was written in 1970.

Beauty by Kerascoët & Hubert (Complete) I wish I knew about where to find more comics like this. The artwork is loose and evocative but filled with details when necessary (and the COLOURS are so fantastic and are contained to each page to really highlight the format). The writing is also killer as it's both mature and whimsical. Every time I read this I'm reminded of just how fantastic it is.

The Adventures of Tintin: Red Rackham's Treasure (Complete) Grew up watching the cartoon yet never read any of the comics so when I saw this at a thrift, I was really excited. While mostly self-contained, it really does feel like it's part of a bigger story and I suppose I was expecting a little more pulp adventure? The art is stellar so I'll continue to pick these up as I see them.

……….AUDIO……….

Slugger by Sasami (2024) Two solid songs though I admit I tend to prefer her fuzzier/more dangerous-sounding tracks from Squeeze. Here's hoping the full album has a good mix.

Search Engine (Podcast) Always a great listen but their recent two-parter about why it's so hard to tax billionaires in the united states was a particular standout.

……….GAMING……….

Oz: A Fantasy Role-Playing Setting (Andrews McMeel Publishing) The Tuesday Crew just relocated some migrating birds and are now choosing from their myriads of quests. You can read all about them here!

The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (Nintendo) Top down Zelda is always going to be great, and this art style is 100% what I want out of games. Do I like the summoning mechanic? Sure. Do I think it leads to game design feeling half-baked? Yes. But I will say it stuck the landing so overall: big fan.

And that's it. See you in November!

[berrypass-de-murdler]

Hey pooks! So, it's been a hot second and I've totally been stalking your blog, and I needed to give you some props. It's so clear that you put and are putting insane effort into the cartoon Murdleverse, and I'm so impressed by your dedication!! When I get the time, I'll be sure to familiarize myself more with your work, but from what I've seen already, I can tell how unique your spin is. I really wish that didn't lead to the alienation you mentioned you were feeling. Because at the end of the day, you're still an honorary murdler who took inspiration from the awesome world Karber is creating.

Every fandom has folks who branch away from canon and community agreed upon fanon. And it may not be everyone's cup of tea but I do think those creators, like yourself, should receive the deserved recognition. Escpailly in a teeny fandom, it's more content! My obsession with murdle is always making me look for content. So continue doing what you are doing, especially if it makes you happy and you're having fun!! Take care <3

;w; <3 <3 <3 <3

That is genuinely some of the most heartfelt praise I've ever received, i don't know what to say

I'll treasure this forever <3 <3 And I will be sure to check out ALL the murdle stuff you make too ^w^ <3

[freshpuns]

30 Hilariously Clever Ankle Puns That Will Have You Rolling (With Laughter!)

https://freshpuns.com/?p=1483 30 Hilariously Clever Ankle Puns That Will Have You Rolling (With Laughter!) Looking for a way to bring more fun to your conversations? Ankle puns might be just what you need to step up your humor game! We’ve compiled the most hilarious ankle-related wordplay that’ll have everyone around you rolling with laughter. Table of Contents Toggle 10 Toe-tally Hilarious Ankle Puns That Will Have You RollingWhy Ankle Puns Are a Joint Effort in ComedyThe Surprising History of Body Part HumorWhy We Can’t Help But Laugh at Ankle JokesGetting Off on the Right Foot: Basic Ankle WordplayClassic Ankle Puns for BeginnersPuns That Pivot Around Ankle TerminologyAnkle Puns That Really Stand Out from the CrowdMedical-Themed Ankle JokesSports-Related Ankle HumorPerfect Ankle Puns for Physical TherapistsBreaking the Ice with PatientsProfessional Humor That Won’t Get You in TroubleAnkle Puns to Use After Someone’s InjuryLightening the Mood Without Being InsensitiveRecovery-Themed Ankle JokesIncorporating Ankle Puns in Everyday ConversationCasual Ankle References That Won’t Make People GroanWhen to Deploy Your Best Ankle MaterialAnkle Pun Pick-Up Lines: Use at Your Own RiskSocial Media-Worthy Ankle Jokes for Maximum SharesSnappy One-Liners That Get ClicksPun-Filled Posts That Drive EngagementRecovery Humor That ResonatesPlayful Content That Encourages SharesStanding Firm: Why Ankle Puns Will Never Go Out of StyleFrequently Asked QuestionsWhy are ankle puns considered funny?Can ankle puns be used in professional settings like physical therapy?What makes a good ankle pun?How can I use ankle puns when someone is injured?Are ankle puns appropriate for social media?What’s the history behind anatomical humor like ankle puns?Can ankle puns work as pick-up lines?How do I incorporate ankle puns naturally into conversation? 10 Toe-tally Hilarious Ankle Puns That Will Have You Rolling I can’t stand these ankle jokes – They’re bringing me down to my knees! Sometimes you just need to take the weight off your feet and enjoy a good laugh. Why did the ankle go to therapy? It had too many unresolved joints issues! Many people find this pun particularly relatable after a long day of standing. The ankle bone’s connected to the funny bone – That’s why ankle jokes always get such a kick out of people! Anatomically incorrect but humoristically perfect. What do you call an ankle that tells jokes? A comic relief joint! These little supporters deserve some recognition for carrying us through life. My ankle and I have a great relationship – We’ve been supporting each other for years! Trust and stability are key components in any successful partnership. Ankle puns aren’t for everyone – You need to be properly jointed to get them! Some folks might find these jokes a bit of a stretch. The ankle said to the foot, “I’ll always be right behind you, supporting your every step.” True friendship means always having someone’s back… or in this case, their sole. Why are ankles so good at keeping secrets? Because they know when to pivot away from gossip! Flexibility is a valuable trait both physically and socially. My ankle went to art school – It’s really good at pivoting! Creative joints often need to change direction when inspiration strikes. What’s an ankle’s favorite type of music? Sole music! Nothing gets those joints moving like a good beat to step to. Why Ankle Puns Are a Joint Effort in Comedy Ankle puns represent a clever form of wordplay that brings people together through shared humor. They work so well because they combine multiple elements of comedy that appeal to our collective sense of fun and creativity. Ankle puns thrive on wordplay and double meanings, using phrases like “You’re toe-tally awesome!” that play on both literal and figurative interpretations. Everyone has ankles, making these jokes instantly relatable and accessible across different audiences. The variety of ankle-related humor is impressive, ranging from simple one-liners such as “My ankle’s feeling a little bent out of shape” to more complex jokes like “Why did the ankle break up with the knee? It couldn’t handle the pressure!” The Surprising History of Body Part Humor Body part humor has roots extending back to ancient civilizations, showing our enduring fascination with anatomical comedy. Greek and Roman comedians frequently incorporated wordplay about body parts in their performances, establishing a tradition that continues today. Folk humor across many cultures has embraced body-related jokes as a way to add levity to everyday conversations. People have long used anatomical references as common ground for sharing laughs and building community connections. Modern entertainment continues this tradition, with ankle and other body part puns appearing regularly in stand-up comedy routines, social media posts, and online content platforms. Why We Can’t Help But Laugh at Ankle Jokes Our brains are naturally wired to appreciate the clever linguistic gymnastics that ankle puns provide. These jokes offer a welcome release of tension and stress through their light-hearted and playful nature, giving us quick moments of joy throughout our day. Sharing ankle humor strengthens social bonds by creating common experiences of laughter. When we exchange these puns with friends or colleagues, we’re participating in a shared cognitive experience that brings us closer together. The mental process of understanding wordplay engages our brains in a uniquely rewarding way, as we make connections between different meanings and contexts of ankle-related terms. Ankle puns challenge us to think flexibly, appreciating both the literal meaning and the humorous interpretation simultaneously. This cognitive play makes the joke-understanding process intellectually satisfying, explaining why we find ourselves chuckling even at the simplest ankle-based quips. Getting Off on the Right Foot: Basic Ankle Wordplay Ready to step into the industry of ankle humor? We’ve collected some of the most accessible and entertaining ankle puns that will have you rolling with laughter. Classic Ankle Puns for Beginners Looking for some simple ankle jokes to get started? These straightforward puns are perfect for newcomers to anatomical humor: “What did the ankle say after running a marathon? ‘I’ve had enough!'” This classic joke captures the exhaustion every runner feels. “My ankle’s feeling a little bent out of shape.” Perfect for when you’re dealing with minor discomfort or frustration. “I’ve got a pain in my ‘heel.'” A simple play on words that works in many situations. “Ankle pain? I’m ‘knot’ having fun.” This pun cleverly combines joint terminology with everyday expressions. “That ankle pain really ‘hurts’ my pride.” Use this when you’re feeling embarrassed after a minor tumble. “Can’t ‘toe’ the line with this ankle.” A great excuse when you need to bend the rules a little. Puns That Pivot Around Ankle Terminology Ready for more creative wordplay? These puns take ankle terminology to the next level: “Ankles listen to music by heeling it!” This playful twist combines dancing and ankle anatomy. “Caught in an ankle-twisting situation!” Perfect for describing complicated circumstances. “Ankle-ious times call for steady feet.” A clever play on the phrase “anxious times call for steady hands.” “He’s an ankle-holic when it comes to shoes.” Use this to describe someone obsessed with footwear. “Trying not to twist my words like my ankle!” Great for lightening the mood during awkward conversations. “A broken ankle handles stress with limb-yoga!” This whimsical pun adds a touch of wellness humor. “My ankle’s favorite TV show is Sole Survivor!” Television references make ankle puns more relatable. “Feeling a bit heel-arious with this ankle pun.” This meta-pun acknowledges the silliness while doubling down on the wordplay. These ankle puns provide versatile options for social situations, from casual conversations to breaking the ice at parties. Even the simplest wordplay like “Ankle you later!” or “Stop ankle-ing around and help me!” can turn an ordinary interaction into a memorable moment of shared humor. Ankle Puns That Really Stand Out from the Crowd These standout ankle puns will have you rolling with laughter and might just help you put your best foot forward in any conversation. Medical-Themed Ankle Jokes Medical ankle puns combine humor with anatomical wordplay for a healthy dose of laughter. “My ankle practices medicine—it specializes in heel-ing!” serves as the perfect opener when discussing recovery from foot injuries. Academic achievers will appreciate “I got an A in anatomy because I knew my ankle-dote facts,” a clever play on anecdote that highlights anatomical knowledge. For those dealing with injuries, “A broken ankle’s favorite ice cream: Rocky Road to Recovery!” offers a sweet way to lighten the mood during healing. Patients often chuckle at “What did the ankle say to the doctor? ‘I think I’ve got a twisted sense of humor,'” which perfectly captures the frustration of ankle sprains. Another consultation classic is “What did the ankle say when it got injured? ‘I guess I’m in a bit of a pickle,'” reflecting the uncomfortable reality of ankle problems with a humorous twist. Sports-Related Ankle Humor Athletes and sports enthusiasts will find these ankle jokes particularly relatable. Dancers connect with “My ankle’s favorite dance move is the twist and flex!” which playfully references both common dance movements and ankle mobility. Basketball players nod in agreement at “What did the ankle say to the basketball player? ‘I’ve got your back, or should I say, your sole,'” acknowledging the crucial support ankles provide during intense games. Runners appreciate “What did the ankle say to the runner? ‘You really put your best foot forward,'” celebrating their dedication and perseverance. Dance enthusiasts laugh at “Why did the ankle join the dance class? It wanted to show off its moves!” which cleverly plays on both physical movement and the ankle’s vital role in dancing. These sports puns create instant rapport among athletes who understand the importance of ankle strength and flexibility in their performance. Fashion lovers enjoy ankle humor too, with quips like “Rocking these anklets like a true fashionista” bringing style to anatomical comedy. Relationship-themed jokes like “Why did the ankle break up with the knee? It couldn’t handle the pressure!” reflect interpersonal dynamics through body parts. Footwear gets its moment with “A broken ankle’s favorite type of shoe is a bootiful one!” combining injury references with fashion wordplay. Romantics adore “What did the ankle say to the sock? ‘You’re my sole-mate,'” celebrating perfect pairings. Position-based humor shines in “Ankle said to the knee, I feel so low when I’m around you,” highlighting the anatomical hierarchy with a touch of emotional comedy. Perfect Ankle Puns for Physical Therapists Breaking the Ice with Patients Physical therapists know that a good laugh can be therapeutic during recovery. Starting sessions with ankle puns creates an immediate connection with patients while keeping the atmosphere professional. Try saying “What’s the ankle’s favorite sport? Stepping into action!” to instantly lighten the mood during initial assessments. When patients arrive with discomfort, phrases like “Ankle injury? You’ll get back on your feet in no time!” offer both humor and reassurance simultaneously. For patients struggling with mobility issues, “My ankle’s feeling a little bent out of shape” acknowledges their pain while adding levity. Patients often appreciate a therapist who can say “I’ve got a pain in my ‘heel'” to show empathy through wordplay. During challenging sessions, mentioning “Trying to stay on my feet is tough” creates solidarity between provider and patient. When documenting progress, noting that a patient has “Ankle pain? I’m ‘knot’ having fun” shows understanding through clever language. Professional Humor That Won’t Get You in Trouble Maintaining professionalism while using humor requires appropriate puns that encourage recovery. Motivate patients by saying “I guess you could say I’m ‘stuck,’ but we’ll get you moving” when they feel discouraged about progress. During painful stretching exercises, acknowledging “That ankle pain really ‘hurts’ my pride, but we’ll heal it” validates their experience while maintaining optimism. For patients with range-of-motion limitations, “Can’t ‘toe’ the line with this ankle, but we’ll work on it” demonstrates both understanding and encouragement. During setbacks, remind patients “This injury is definitely a ‘step’ backward, but we’ll move forward” to maintain perspective. Patients struggling with complex rehabilitation may appreciate hearing “I’m ‘twisting’ my way through this recovery” to normalize their challenges. When motivation wanes, saying “Ankle pain got me feeling a little ‘down,’ but we’ll lift your spirits” reinforces the therapeutic relationship. These expressions keep sessions light while staying focused on recovery goals. Ankle Puns to Use After Someone’s Injury Lightening the Mood Without Being Insensitive When someone suffers an ankle injury, a well-timed pun can lift their spirits without minimizing their pain. The key is finding the right balance between humor and empathy. Jokes like “Ankle pain? I’m ‘knot’ having fun” acknowledge discomfort while adding a light-hearted twist. Saying “My ankle’s got me in a bind!” highlights the inconvenience without being dismissive of their experience. You can also use phrases such as “This injury is definitely a ‘step’ backward” to recognize setbacks with gentle humor. Supportive puns like “Keep your head up and your ankles strong” offer encouragement while maintaining sensitivity to their situation. Recovery-Themed Ankle Jokes Recovery-focused ankle puns can help injured friends maintain a positive outlook during healing. Try offering encouragement with lines like “Ankle surgery: the best way to take a step toward recovery” or “I’ve sprained my ankle, but I’ll ‘bounce’ back.” For friends dealing with mobility challenges, phrases such as “At least I’m ‘stepping’ into recovery slowly” acknowledge progress without pressure. Humor about the healing process works well with statements like “I’m ‘jumping’ through hoops to heal this” or “My ankle needs some serious TLC.” When visiting someone who’s recovering, lighten the conversation with “That’s one way to ‘step’ into a problem” or “I’m ‘twisting’ my way through this recovery.” These recovery-themed jokes validate their experience while providing much-needed comic relief during a challenging time. Incorporating Ankle Puns in Everyday Conversation Adding ankle puns to your daily interactions can elevate ordinary conversations with a touch of humor. We’ve gathered some practical tips and examples to help you seamlessly weave these jokes into your social exchanges without causing too many eye rolls. Casual Ankle References That Won’t Make People Groan Light, casual ankle references can add humor without overwhelming your audience. Try compliments like “What did the ankle say to the foot? ‘You’re toe-tally awesome!'” when you want to praise someone with a playful twist. For everyday situations, statements such as “Why did the ankle skip the party? It couldn’t find the right sock!” provide relatable humor that connects with listeners. Daily activities also offer opportunities for subtle wordplay, as in “Why did the ankle go to school? To get a little more support!” These gentler puns typically receive better reception than more obvious jokes, making them perfect for testing the waters with new acquaintances. When to Deploy Your Best Ankle Material Timing matters significantly when using ankle puns. Social gatherings present ideal opportunities to break the ice with lines like “Why did the ankle join the dance class? It wanted to show off its moves!” Workplace banter benefits from tension-breaking humor such as “What did the ankle say to the doctor? ‘I think I’ve got a twisted sense of humor!'” Digital communication channels offer another avenue for ankle-themed humor; try improving your social media posts with creative captions like “Ankles listen to music by heeling it!” For maximum impact, we recommend using these puns in casual, friendly environments where humor is appreciated rather than in formal settings. Remember that ankle jokes work best when they arise naturally from conversation rather than feeling forced or rehearsed. Ankle Pun Pick-Up Lines: Use at Your Own Risk Looking to add some anatomical humor to your flirting game? Ankle pun pick-up lines might just give you the edge you need, though we recommend using them at your own risk! These playful one-liners combine the charm of wordplay with the unexpected topic of ankles, creating unique conversation starters that can break the ice—or potentially cause a social sprain. The Dance Floor Opener: “My ankle’s favorite dance move is the twist and flex. Want to twist and flex together?” This line smoothly transitions from ankle talk to suggesting some shared movement. The Forward Approach: “Put your best ankle forward. How about we put our best ankles forward together?” Perfect for suggesting taking those first steps toward getting to know someone. The Medical Professional: “My ankle practices medicine—it specializes in heel-ing. Maybe it can heal my heart if you’re with me.” This pun cleverly combines medical terminology with matters of the heart. The Romantic Sprain: “Love at first sprain is what ankles believe in. Maybe we can have love at first sight?” A cheeky way to suggest an instant connection between two people. The Soulmate Seeker: “What did the ankle say to the sock? ‘You’re my sole-mate!’ Are you my sole-mate?” This playful question uses the foot-ankle relationship to hint at deeper connections. The Party Invitation: “Why did the ankle go to the party? Maybe we can go to a party together and have some fun?” Simple yet effective for suggesting a casual get-together. The Compliment Combo: “What did the ankle say to the foot? ‘You’re toe-tally awesome!’ You’re toe-tally awesome to me.” Flattery with a foot-focused twist can sometimes win hearts. The Dance Class Invitation: “Why did the ankle join the dance class? It wanted to show off its moves. Want to show off our moves together?” This line smoothly transitions into suggesting a date activity. The Generous Offer: “Why don’t ankles go to expensive restaurants? Because they always end up footing the bill. But with you, I’d be happy to foot the bill.” Shows generosity while maintaining the ankle theme. The Pressure Relief: “Why did the ankle break up with the knee? It couldn’t handle the pressure. But I think I can handle the pressure of being with you.” A confident approach that acknowledges relationship challenges while showcasing optimism. The Humorous Connection: “What did the ankle say to the doctor? ‘I think I’ve got a twisted sense of humor!’ Maybe we can twist and turn life together.” This suggests a fun partnership full of laughter. The Musical Proposition: “Why did the ankle start a band? It had a great sense of rhythm. Maybe we can find our rhythm together.” Subtly suggests exploring compatibility through the metaphor of musical harmony. Social Media-Worthy Ankle Jokes for Maximum Shares Looking to get more engagement on your social posts? These ankle-themed jokes and puns are specifically designed to maximize shares and bring smiles to your followers’ feeds. Snappy One-Liners That Get Clicks These quick ankle jokes are perfect for platforms like Twitter or Instagram captions: “What did the ankle say after running a marathon? ‘I’ve had enough!'” “Ankle surgery: the best way to take a step toward recovery.” “My ankle’s feeling a little bent out of shape.” “I’ve got a pain in my ‘heel.'” “Ankle pain? I’m ‘knot’ having fun.” Pun-Filled Posts That Drive Engagement These clever wordplays will have your audience tagging friends and sharing your content: “Stop ankle-ing around and help me!” “Ankles listen to music by heeling it!” “My ankle’s catchphrase: Walk this way!” “Caught in an ankle-twisting situation!” “Ankle you later!” Recovery Humor That Resonates Connect with followers who understand the struggle of ankle injuries: “After the run, my ankles need a heel-ing rest.” “This injury is definitely a ‘step’ backward.” “I’m ‘twisting’ my way through this recovery.” “My ankle needs some serious TLC.” “I’ve sprained my ankle, but I’ll ‘bounce’ back.” Playful Content That Encourages Shares “Trying not to twist my words like my ankle!” “A broken ankle handles stress with limb-yoga!” “My ankle’s favorite TV show is Sole Survivor!” “Feeling a bit heel-arious with this ankle pun.” “To make an ankle laugh, tickle its funny bone!” Standing Firm: Why Ankle Puns Will Never Go Out of Style We’ve taken quite a journey through the industry of ankle humor from pick-up lines to physical therapy jokes. These puns offer more than just laughs—they create connections while giving our conversations a unique twist. Whether you’re breaking the ice with new friends showcasing your wit on social media or bringing smiles to someone recovering from an injury ankle puns prove remarkably versatile. They remind us that humor can be found in unexpected places even in our own anatomy. So next time you’re looking to add some spring to your step in conversation don’t hesitate to try an ankle pun. After all good humor always stands on solid footing! Frequently Asked Questions Why are ankle puns considered funny? Ankle puns are funny because they combine clever wordplay with relatable anatomy references. They create unexpected connections between ankle terminology and everyday situations, providing a release of tension through humor. The double meanings and surprising twists in these jokes appeal to our innate love of wordplay while making light of something we all have in common—our ankles. Can ankle puns be used in professional settings like physical therapy? Yes, ankle puns can be effective in physical therapy when used appropriately. They help create a relaxed atmosphere, build rapport with patients, and provide gentle encouragement during recovery. Examples like “You’ll get back on your feet in no time!” can motivate patients while acknowledging their situation. Always maintain professionalism and be sensitive to the patient’s comfort level with humor. What makes a good ankle pun? A good ankle pun combines clever wordplay with anatomical accuracy, is easy to understand, and creates a surprising connection that triggers laughter. The best ankle puns are versatile, appropriate for various situations, and appeal to different audiences. They should feel natural in conversation rather than forced, and ideally make people both groan and smile simultaneously. How can I use ankle puns when someone is injured? When someone has an ankle injury, use puns with sensitivity and empathy. Start with gentle humor that acknowledges their situation like “Ankle pain? I’m ‘knot’ having fun.” Focus on recovery-themed jokes that maintain positivity, such as “Taking steps toward healing.” Always gauge their reaction and back off if they don’t seem receptive to humor during their recovery. Are ankle puns appropriate for social media? Absolutely! Ankle puns work well on social media because they’re short, relatable, and often visually suggestive. Create snappy one-liners for Twitter like “My ankles and I have a joint agreement to support each other!” For Instagram, pair puns with relevant images. These jokes tend to generate engagement through comments and shares, especially among followers who appreciate wordplay. What’s the history behind anatomical humor like ankle puns? Anatomical humor, including ankle jokes, dates back to ancient civilizations. Throughout history, humans have used body part humor as a way to build community connections and find common ground across cultures. These jokes serve as a universal language that transcends barriers, helping people bond through shared laughter about our common physical experiences. Can ankle puns work as pick-up lines? Ankle puns can function as unique, albeit cheesy, pick-up lines that stand out from typical approaches. Lines like “My ankle’s favorite dance move is the twist and flex. Want to twist and flex together?” add playful anatomical humor to flirting. However, use them cautiously and read the situation—they work best when both parties appreciate quirky humor and wordplay. How do I incorporate ankle puns naturally into conversation? Incorporate ankle puns naturally by waiting for relevant openings in conversation rather than forcing them. Casual social gatherings provide ideal opportunities to slip in a joke. Start with subtle references like “I’m trying to stay flexible about our plans” in contexts where movement is discussed. Keep your delivery light and be prepared to move on if the pun doesn’t land. https://freshpuns.com/?p=1483 Fresh Puns

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He is an actor and like any actor he wants recognition.

Whoever wrote this paragraph I’m guessing English is not your first language? If I understand your post correctly you’re saying Seb deserves to win and we’re all gonna be angry with anything me does no matter how much he “deserves” in your mind, to win?

Well, yes Seb works hard. But other actors work harder. Yes Seb has talent but other actors have more talent and have been in their business far longer. To watch other actors get snubbed while Sebastian is BUYING his way into that recognition it definitely triggers people. Not just is normies but other folks in the industry as well. They know it was bought as well. And if Seb is not careful and keeps up with this BS he’s been ip to he’s going to end up sticking his foot in his mouth. Because people won’t want to work with someone so desperate for recognition, willing to screw others over just to get ahead in the business.

Yes, that’s Hollywood and it happens a lot but actors who are truly in it for the craft & bringing attention to highlight subjects & causes (as Seb claims he is), and not the fame and fortune, they don’t care this much about awards and recognition.

Sam Rockwell is a GREAT example. Not only has he been around awhile, and been in way more projects than Seb , he is way more respected in the business than Sebastian That man has been around since the 90s, the OG Ninja Turtle movies, and he’s popular and well recognized because he has work ethic, integrity, talent, picks awesome projects and is great to work with. He doesn’t have to buy his way into the industry because he earns it, through his work and projects ,

Sam has no social media presence because he knows he doesn’t have to impress people with fake BS, fake GFs, or buy awards. He lets his talent and projects speak for themselves. I know all of you love Seb and think he shits gold, kiss the ground he walks on and think he’s the most talented actor ever because you idolize him but please pull your rose colored glasses off. There are far more talented artists out there who aren’t as desperate for recognition like Seb is. Seb is desperate instead of letting his work & art speak for itself he has to buy his award.

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in no particular order, my top 10 favorite albums of all time:

1) turn on the bright lights - interpol (2002)

so yes I did just say in no particular order but this is absolutely my #1 favorite album of all time. this is just a masterfully constructed album, the flow from song to song is seamless in a vibes sense, and it's definitely better than the sum of its songs when listened to in order. honestly couldn't tell you what the album is about, bc I really think this is a sonic success more than anything else. interpol did not really receive widespread fame and acclaim the way similar bands of the era did, but this album has huge critical success nonetheless. it's really just a masterclass in writing a cohesive and exceptional album

2) yoshimi battles the pink robots - the flaming lips (2002)

now actually starting the no particular order, this awesome concepty-story album, coincidentally also from 2002. so I generally think it's true that a good album is better when it's listened to in order, but compared to the interpol album, I feel like each song on ybtpr stands alone a lot better. not to say the story of yoshimi and the pink robots isn't a good one, but each individual piece of music is also really good. the robot sounds and other effects in this one make it a really fun listen as well

3) the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders from mars - David Bowie (1972)

first off it is truly impossible to make a top 10 music list and not include David Bowie. this one I think beats out his other masterpieces because he's truly nailed the rise and fall. even just the opening song, five years, has such a great build that mirrors the whole album. it makes listening to Ziggy an immersive experience in a way that few artists can do

4) people who can eat people are the luckiest people in the world - ajj (2007)

moving away from rock albums, this is probably a controversial take but I think this is the best folk punk album out there. while it doesn't make the political and social statements that later ajj albums do, I think ajj's take on the world and what we owe the people around us and the importance of radical compassion is so beautiful. nothing makes me have more faith in my fellow man <3

5) in the aeroplane over the sea - neutral milk hotel (1998)

moving right back into non-controversial takes, up next is neutral milk hotels most famous and well loved album. this one is just an experience to listen to. absolutely insane lyrics and bizarre and discordant melodies make this one stand out to me as my favorite weird album. another band that has just nailed the album is better in order thing, especially with the way some songs will flow into each other

6) dengue fever presents electric cambodia - dengue fever, sinn sisamouth, ros serey sothea, pan ron (2010)

okay so this first off I think it's really important to clarify that dengue fever has remastered and compiled songs that were likely not to get any widespread reach, but the actual writer and singers of these are sinn sisamouth, ros serey sothea, and pan ron. sinn sisamouth was of the most prolific and successful singer-songwriters in cambodia in the 60s and 70s. he was pioneering an incredible blend of traditional cambodian sounds with the psychedelic rock music that was becoming very popular in the west for such an incredibly unique and beautiful sound. sinn sisamouth was killed during the cambodian genocide and between the khmer rouge efforts to keep cambodian works from spreading, writing non English songs, and just the passing of time, he never received the recognition and fame he deserved. this compilation barely scratches the surface, he wrote and recorded hundreds of songs that are getting released on Spotify genuinely monthly. absolutely check him out there's nothing else like it

7) funeral - arcade fire (2004)

this is an album that is definitely better listened to in order but omg are the songs themselves beautiful. I'm an especially big fan of neighborhood #1-4 and une annee sans lumiere. just beautiful piano and vocals but it still maintains the rock album vibe

8) hi this is flume (mixtape) - flume (2019)

moving starkly away from rock, up next is hi this is flume. I'm not nearly as big of an edm fan but this is just so fun to listen to. the songs all flow together in a way that feels like you're listening to a live dj, the featured artists are so awesome, and it just tickles my brain in such a good way

9) recomposed by max richter: vivaldi the four seasons - max richter (2014)

so this is definitively classical music. it's absolutely still recognizable as Vivaldi's four seasons but max richters spin is really what makes a classical album make the top 10. not only does he modernize the composition while still maintaining the source materials story and emotions, but the way he uses synthesizers and even like recordings of ambient noise it's just really cool and unique.

10) canyon candy - javelin (2011)

would be remiss not to include a country album but honestly this is way more an experimental conceptual album that happens to have a Western sound than anything. basically, the band found sound bites and snips from different and random vinyls and mixed all that together in the coolest sounding soundtracky western vibe. there's barely lyrics and it's only about 25 minutes long, but it really does manage to feel like a journey when you listen to it

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Please don't vote for Mob in the upcoming Mob vs. Shallan Davar/Veil/Radiant dissociation swag poll!

Beloved mutuals, I write today to make a desperate plea for Squimbo From My Polls, as I threatened to do earlier. This is relatively unimportant and I need to be working on homework right now but this matters, To Me.

You see, Shallan, and Veil, and Radiant, my girls, my beloved, my collective poor little meow meow, soon face Shigeo Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100 in @dissociationswagcompetition's tumblr poll bracket. And folks, I love both of these blorbos. I really do. But Mob does not deserve to beat Shallan and Veil and Radiant! Shallan specifically here is the QUEEN of dissociating! And she's swagful! She deserves to sweep this entire bracket! However, the Stormlight Archive fandom is a fairly small one, and Mob Psycho's is... not. Do you know the post that's about Squimbo from an obscure manga from 2004 vs Pikachu, where Pikachu wins based on pure name recognition? I fear an impending situation like that when Shallan's system absolutely DESERVES to sweep. Friends, I know we all like Mob. I ask you to listen to my plea and vote for Shallan's system instead.

Let me start with the obvious. The mostly non-spoilery. To start, Shallan, Veil, and Radiant are a canon DID system. Yes, canon DID, that's not demonized and is accurately, fairly represented! They aren't side characters, either; Shallan's system is arguably one of the two most main characters in a book series with a very large cast! It's awesome! And Shallan, to be clear, has dissociation issues besides purely being part of a DID system as well. She is constantly emotionally dissociating to cope with life. It gives her significant memory trouble. She dissociates hard and constantly and her mental illnesses are a significant part of the narrative. And let me re-iterate: Shallan's system is so so swagful. Shallan is quippy and funny and smart, Veil is an utter badass spy, and Radiant is a master swordswoman. So much swag.

Plus, she does the whole bottling up emotions thing. I get that that's why Mob is in this poll probably and let me tell you: she does all that and more. She deserves this win.

This enough should be enough information to vote for her, but I want to give specific examples, and that gets into spoiler territory. So, a cut is in order.

TO START I want to say that Shallan dissociates so hard that the count of people that she murdered and then forgot about murdering is up to FOUR!! FOUR PEOPLE. She dissociates so hard her dissociation has a body count. All were very necessary murders which is why I do not consider this demonization. Her motives were incredibly understandable, such as self defense or necessary to save the world. Does not change the fact that she entirely forgot about them.

Also. She does not remember like half of her childhood at least, during which some of those murders took place! It is commonly suspected that she probably has more people she's killed under her belt and we just don't know about it because she forgot about them. Very little is known about Shallan's past in general because she dissociated too hard and doesn't remember it. She managed to acquire a shardblade, one of the most powerful weapons in the setting, and forgot how she got it.

Also!! She's very avoidant of things that are trauma triggers, especially if they threaten to make her remember stuff she's suppressed. It's very significant because Pattern, her spren, keeps trying to get her to confront her past and move on, and she keeps fighting this every single book. This is an ongoing, deep internal conflict, and not something brushed under the rug.

Finally: this system is so swagful guys. They She got stabbed and thrown into a room full of corpses, experienced The Horrors as they were being carried there, and still got up to continue their mission later, over the course of which they took a crossbow bolt to the head and acted like it was totally fine and the others were crazy for being worried about them, and they pulled it out solely because they couldn't talk around it. PLUS they magicked up an entire army once. Also, she's witty, and always has a quip, and she's married to another swagful guy, AND she and her husband would be down for a polyamorous triad with Kaladin if he was, which he sadly isn't. So much swag.

So please vote for my blorbo please please please I'll love you forever if you do. the end

[cdmagic1408]

So I’ve just thought of some stuff I wanted to say during my time in hiatus…

Oh my god. OH MY GOD NO WAY. BOB CHAPEK HAS BEEN FIRED?!?! THIS IS AMAZING!!! I didn't think they'd actually do that but seriously tho GOOD RIDDANCE to that man I hate him so much....so here’s to hoping things will turn around at Disney finally 🎊🤞

I love this Pixar Thanksgiving art SO MUCH!! Like…Ian and Barley…they’re so adorable here 🥺

HAPPY 5 YEARS TO COCO! Arguably my second favorite Pixar film of all time! I can’t believe it's 5...like that’s crazy…I’ll never forget the first time I went to see it in theaters with my sister, my mom, my grandparents, my aunt and her best friend in Chicago, the whole thing was so amazing! And then like two weeks later I saw it for a second time in my childhood hometown…to this day I still love it so so much, the story, the characters, and the animation are all so beautiful...I really should rewatch it again sometime...

AHHHHHHH YOSHIS ARE IN THE MARIO MOVIE!!! YESSSSSSSS!!! They look just like I hoped they would be! I’m so much more excited for this movie now than I was back in October! Not only because my favorite adorable green dino could potentially be here, but the animation looks really awesome, and I'm genuinely curious to see where this story is going to take us...plus I've always loved Mario games and the world of Mario as a whole. I'm like Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at all the references there are so far!

Oooooh yes!! Spotify Wrapped! I’ve been looking forward to this! What's my number one? Ah yes, The Police is my top artist and their song "Spirits in the Material World" is my top song as it should be 🎶 🎶 🎶 I listened to their music so much this summer...they’re one of my favorite bands! Also Bebe Rexha and Taylor Swift made the cut, two more of my favorites and two more greats! Yay! And OMG I did it. I listened to "Anti-Hero" enough times for it to be my third most played song this year! YES!!! 🤘 😄

New Mario movie clip gets released during the 2022 Game Awards: OMG this score is sooooooo good! 😲 like I can hear the all the different recognizable themes from the mario games here but it also sounds like animated movie score! It’s such a perfect combo! And oh yeah, I see the way you’re running Mario…that IS your run cycle and I love it! That right there is from the games! 😏 Is it bad that I want more after this clip? I mean the more I see, the more I want it if you know what I mean... 👀

Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio released on Netflix just last week on the 9th, and just last week on the 9th is when I watched it! I've heard so many great things about it and I'd never seen a del Toro film before so I thought I'd give it a try! Very charming but also quite dark, it's a really fascinating take on the Pinocchio story that's unlike what I've seen of it before! I think my favorite character ended up being Sebastian the Cricket, he was so fun to watch (and for the record, Ewan McGregor has such charisma in all the roles I've seen him play from Robots to Big Fish. He's great! And this was no exception!) All the voice-acting was very well done and the animation too! I have a huge soft spot for stop motion! I thought every movement made was really amazing. Anyway yeah, check it out if you can cause animation distributed by Netflix always deserves more recognition!

(cue Merrie Melodies closing theme)

That's all, Folks!

[sextonsharpwinhalstead]

From the way they wrote Helen’s storyline last season(and in season 3 tbh) I kind of felt like she was being wasted and underserved in terms of screentime so it’s not a huge shock to me that she’s left. Season 4 had everyone making wild ass choices but Helen’s arc was a total waste and really underwhelming. I’m sad to see Sharpwin fizzle out(unless they’re going to kill her?!god i hope not)and see such a powerful, brilliant black woman reduced to a love interest but I’m glad Freema’s moving on to bigger and better she deserves it.

I feel like she's been stagnate for awhile or basically the entirely of the show if we're keeping it buck. The London move was really the nail in Helen's coffin. I kept hoping she was going to get an arc that would really center her, but we never quite got there. This entire last season has been a character assassination. I'm mostly saddened by the lack of HEA for Sharpwin. The fact they said they wanted the same things and then we got nothing. If this was how this was going to go down they should've just had a full blown affair and let Georgia live.

What I find really interesting in terms of Freema's career is that she finally got a nomination for the show and she's already left, but at the same time I think it's kind of awesome because it means she'll be moving onto greater things and especially greater recognition!

*Also the actress who plays Mia is going to be on the Handmaiden's Tale...folks are jumping ship left and right!

[bokettochild]

Hi there!

For the one shot requests, could we get Time and Four?

Keep up the awesomeness!

This scenario came to my mind the instant I saw your ask, but it took me a hot second to finish because I had already started another one.

Anyways, here's Time and four bonding and hanging out with a Minish!

(Asks and requests are still open if anyone would like to see something specific!)

Of Minish and Men

A chuckle escaped Time's mouth as he looked down into his bag, his single blue eye meeting the tiny beady ones of the minish hidden inside. It’s a daring move, he must admit, that the little one thinks they can sneak into his things. Are they after the sugar he keeps on hand for fairies? Exploring his items out of genuine curiosity?

There are many reasons for the little people to be interested in his things, but it brings him no end of joy to see how they start when his eyes meet theirs.

He’s not trying to scare them, honest.

“And what are you doing?” He chuckles, low and soft so that his boys won’t hear. Wild is coaching Wind through making dinner with himself and Legend, and the noise of it covers his words, but he can’t be too careful.

The minish squeaks something in return, shuffling it’s tiny feet and looking up at him, apparently embarrassed at being caught.

Maybe sharing a sugar-cube with this little one wouldn’t be so bad.

A cautious glance up reveals that the others are all busy at work, Warriors and Twilight working to darn the sailor’s pitiful socks while the trio making dinner fusses around their pot, laughter and stories bouncing between them as Legend catches the carrot slices Wind keeps throwing at him in his mouth. It’s rather impressive actually, but he’s not going to encourage the smug grin on the Vet’s face (he doesn’t miss the pleasure that appears with every new slice either).

Four and Sky are out gathering wood, and in the meantime, Hyrule has positioned himself at the edge of camp where the smell of strong herbs won’t bother the others as much as the healer prepares salves and ointments for future use on the wounds that the others will inevitably get.

In theory, Time himself was supposed to be helping sort the herbs, but he’d stopped to get a spare jar from his pack before doing so. And now here he sits, a minish guiltily shuffling it’s paws in his pack as he looms over it. He almost feels bad when he reaches out his hand, palm up and fingers flat, only to have the tiny critter start backwards and trip on it’s tail, but when his hand stops the minish only looks up at him in surprise.

“I won’t hurt you.” He murmurs softly. “But you really shouldn’t be in there, you’ll get hurt.”

Tiny paws hesitantly make their way onto his finger tips, cautious black eyes staring up at him for a moment before the minish dubs him safe, crawling up to perch on the palm of his hand, where it reaches into it’s leaf-cloak and produces something.

It’s small, soft pink, and clay, marked with a symbol that his eyes can’t quite make out from the distance he’s at.

“What’s that, little beastie?” There’s a soft squeak as the minish stares up at him, eyes wide and expectant as he cocks him head. “I'm sorry, I don’t understand.”

“Time, I thought you were helping Hyrule?” It appeared that Sky and Four had come back, as the smithy was now walking up to him with a confused expression. “What-” The smithy froze, even as Time looked up from the minish in his hand to meet the teenager’s gaze.

“Is everything alright?”

“What-” Four’s voice hitches as he speaks and he can’t keep from grinning slightly at it. “What are you doing?”

Time looks at Four, he looks back at the minish, and then back at Four. To the world around him, he looks perfectly calm, but in his mind, he’s grinning like a mad man. “Talking to a minish.” He responds easily. “The little one thought it would be a good idea to climb into my bag, but it isn’t safe in there for such a-”

“You can see them?” Four interrupts, voice full of wonder, eyes glittering a warm red that indicates that one of the colors is now fronting, although if he’s to believe the hint of hazel at the edges of the smithy’s gaze, the other colors aren’t far from the front.

It’s hard, so terribly hard, to resist smiling at the smithy, but his boys believe him to be a stoic and mature leader (except Wars, Wars knows), and he’s not about to change that, not if it means he can maintain their respect and thus some semblance of order (even he has his limit for chaos, even if his older brother doesn’t think he does).

“Naturally. They’re creatures of the forest, are they not?”

“Well,” And violet flickers to the forefront, a slight warning that he’s about to receive a quick lesson about the minish. “It’s actually a common misconception that the minish are forest folk, they’re actually native to all of Hyrule, and even some of the lands beyond. Although,” The smithy cocks his head, eyes glinting hazel for a moment before returning to purple as the colors assumedly discuss something. “Your little friend here probably is native to the forests.”

And with those words, the smithy is kneeling down at his side, peering closely at the minish with a gentle smile that somehow produces the opposite effect as his own attempts. The minish beams up at Four with eyes twinkling with joy, a series of soft cheeps and squeaks sounding between the two as they appear to converse. Light giggles shake the smithy’s shoulders, pure and warm, and reminding him of softly pealing bells as Four offers his hand to the minish, who happily climbs aboard, leaving behind the piece of clay in Time’s own fingers.

“He’s a bit young, entirely new to the job.” Four explains. “It's his first time rewarding travelers for good deeds, and he wasn't expecting to get caught.” The smithy looks up at him, eyes warm and brown again as a fond smile pulls at his features. Hylia, Four looks so young like this. “Most adults can’t see them.”

Now that throws him for a loop. “I’m sorry?” He knows he’s frowning down at the smithy, but thankfully Four seems mostly unfazed, if not a bit confused himself. “What?”

“Did you not know?” The smithy cocks a brow, tipping his head to one side as the minish in his hands does the same thing.

“You two okay over there?” Warriors calls out, and all three of them turn to look at where the Captain sits, sock in hand and needle still poised as he stares over at them.

“All good, captain.” Time assures, and while neither Wars nor the Pup look like they fully believe it (or maybe they’re just curious) they both nod and return to what they were doing. (Time notes with appreciation and pride that Twilight has carefully turned his ears away from them, effectively preventing himself from listening in to their conversation.

He turns back to Four, brows furrowed as he looks down at the minish in Four’s hands. “Why do you say that?”

Four blinks at him, confusion apparent on his features for a moment before recognition dawns. “They say only those with the heart of a child can see the minish, most people stop seeing them around ten or thirteen, although Wind still can,” The smithy smiles fondly towards where their sailor is helping the champion cut turnips, hands carefully guided under Wild’s careful eyes as the sailor bites his tongue with effort. “I’m not really surprised about that though, I’m glad he still can.”

“He deserves a little innocence.” Time agrees, eyes trailing down to the mouse like creature in Four’s hands, mulling over the smithy’s words.

’Only those with the heart of a child can see the minish’. Four had said.

A smile breaks over his face. “Ah.”

“What?” Four’s gaze is all the colors at once, each clear in tehri own right as the separate parts of the smithy all look to him for an answer.

“I think I understand.”

“How?” Violet springs to life in the smithy’s gaze, pushing the other colors back with an eagerness that Time’s grown used to when Four learns something new. “How can you see them.”

Time smirks, mischief singing in his veins as he tucks the charm the minish gave him into his bag and grabs the spare bottles he had come for. Not a word escaped him as he stands, gazing pointedly at Four, and moves over to where Sky is now kneeling at Hyrule’s side and helping him to prepare an ointment.

“Time? How?” Four calls out, but Time doesn’t answer.

He’s got to keep up that mystical façade somehow after all, and if it satisfies the mischievous child’s heart inside him, well, all the better.

[ordinaryschmuck]

What I Thought About "Yesterday's Lie" from The Owl House

Salutations, random people on the internet who absolutely won’t read this! I am an Ordinary Schmuck. I write stories and reviews and draw comics and cartoons!

Here it is! The midseason finale of The Owl House Season Two! An episode featuring Luz going back to the human realm, is hyped up to heaven about how painful it'll be for the audience, and features more anxiety by how Creepy Luz is a thing. And BOOOOOOOOY howdy were fans not ready for this. I'm sure as hell not ready for when I wrote this intro at *checks time* thirty minutes before watching the official premier. Yup, the words you're reading right now are from me in the past, when everything was still pure and simple. Whereas future me is still probably destroyed by the events that transpired. Isn't that right, future me?

Future Me: Actually, it wasn’t that bad. The ending hurt, sure, but other than that, it wasn’t too painful.

Wow, that is some neat input! At least, I think it was. I wouldn't know because I literally wrote that after watching the episode. With the words you're currently reading being written at *checks time* twenty-six minutes before the premier...this whole intro is confusing, isn't it, future me?

Future Me: Sure is.

Yeah, it's definitely confusing. In any case, let's dive into this spoiler-filled review as we find out together just how painful this episode was! Take it away, future me!

Future Me: Will do! Major spoilers ahead, folks!

Now, let’s review, shall we?

WHAT I LIKED

Luz’s Room: We only see it for a short time, but everything about it just screams Luz. The pile of weird-looking stuffed animals, the witch hat in the center of the floor, and the fact that she has bunk beds, a single child's dream (Or so I've heard). It's a small thing, but I love it.

Vee: Here she is! The character previously dubbed Creepy Luz who now turns out to be yet another new addition to the ever-growing list of characters that we, as a fandom, would give our lives for. Because holy s**t was Vee the best type of expectation subversion. Showing us all the ominous ways of how she basically took Luz's place made fans assume that Vee was an evil doppelganger. Turns out, she was just a tortured soul that was desperate to live a new and better life and lucked out in finding Luz's. What Vee does is...questionable at best, but seeing what she went through with the experiments Belos pulled on her, you understand why she would do it. And I personally love it's that same background information that makes Vee resentful of Luz of all people. Luz's life is a relative dream come true, and running away from that would be insane to someone who spent most of their existence through imprisonment and experimentation. It's an intriguing point of view, even though it's admittingly flawed given how it's mostly Camila that seemingly made Luz's life bearable. But the flaws don't matter. What matters is that you can see where Vee is coming from, and to me, personally, I think she's understandable enough to make me root for her to have some kind of happy ending. Whether as Luz or as herself, I'm hopeful to see Vee get some semblance of peace.

Camila: *Round of applause* Don't mind me! Just taking the time to love how all them sons of b**hes who thought Camila was a bad mom are now heavily invalidated. 'Cause, guess what? Camila is a fantastic mother, both to her daughter and her daughter's doppelganger! Allow me to walk you through the highlights:

How Camila looks like she’s not okay with the fact that "Luz" is clearing out her weird stuff, seemingly acting too different to the Luz she knows. Added to the fact that Camila doesn't like it.

How Camila drove Luz to camp whether than letting her take the bus

The fact that Camila takes that box of junk back in, not willing to part with the tin foil sculpture Luz made.

The way she was willing to play along with the game she thought Luz was doing, supporting her daughter's creative mind that Camila admits to being glad to see.

And, best of all, the willingness Camila had to help this poor creature, despite the lies it lived.

It's that last part I really want to touch upon, though. Because an action like that shows just how much Luz's heart comes from Camila. The kindness and generosity of helping this poor creature, who she has every right to run out on, proves how Luz learned to be everything she is today through Camila's own loving heart. Vee was scared and hurt, and the second Camila saw that she was then more than willing to help because of it. It's something that Luz would do, and it proves that even though Camila didn't exactly get everything right, she's still a great mom where it counts.

“A new life”: A perfect line.

Initially, it makes audiences think that it has everything to do with replacing Luz. It's only through future context that we know it's about escaping the s**t show Vee once lived through that it's clear she's talking about starting over. It hits us with intrigue on the first viewing, only to hit harder with the feels during a second. Really well-done.

Luz in the Mirror: A well-done surprise that makes fans curious about how this even happen in the first place. Kudos to you, writers.

The New Portal: I don't mind that they found a way to build this off-screen. Showing Luz and the gang slowly building a new portal would have been a little too tedious to watch, and it's so much better to just start this episode out with it. Besides, maybe we'll get the slow and steadier version now that we've seen how quickly building one might not have been the best way to go, given how fast that thing fell apart.

Luz Between Dimensions: I have no clue what the hell that place she was in is called, but it's awesome! The overall design of the realm is the correct type of unsettling, like it's oozing with mystery, but it's somewhere that you probably don't want to be in for too long. Whoever designed it deserves all of the credit because I don't want to even think about all the hard work that went into making this look as well-made as it was.

Luz Resisting to See Amity: What? Luz and Amity are adorable, and seeing Luz's immediate thought about seeing Amity makes my shipping heart scream with glee. Don't judge me!

Hiding Luz’s Dad’s Face: Well, that was a fun story while it lasted.

So, it turns out that Luz's dad really was a part of Luz's and Camila's life at some point, but not anymore. As for why remains to be seen, as we don't really know yet if we'll see him make an appearance. I'd say that the odds are high that he will, given how much of a point this episode made about keeping his face hidden. Shows don't usually do that unless the goal is to hype up some official reveal, and I can't wait to see what comes of it.

Luz Telling Herself to Count to Five: Hey, more evidence for how I relate to Luz! I know how it feels to be all panicky about a specific situation, and I only got better when I took the time to calm down for a bit. Sometimes, I even tried the "count to x" method that Luz used...it never worked, primarily because it made me feel worse when people told me to do it, but I still tried it! Plus, there's also some narrative foreshadowing when after Luz says five, the realm shows her Vee, or Number V, which is a pretty cool detail you'll notice on a rewatch.

Luz Helping Vee: I gave Camila praise for helping Vee in the end, but that doesn't abstain Luz from her own set of recognition. The second that Luz realized that Vee wasn't really a threat and is far from evil, our favorite human does what she can to help and even makes a deal where they're both happy. Because, of course, Luz is that perfect of a protagonist who is more than willing to help others in need. And it's why we love her so.

Looking for Magic that Eda Left Behind: A pretty cool idea that gives Luz and Vee a chance to bond and giving us an insight into Eda's past antics and misadventures in the human realm. Not much I can add to it, though.

Gravesfield: It's surprisingly not as jarring as I thought it would be to spend an episode in the human realm. I thought for sure, after all that time in the Boiling Isles, there would be something off about walking around a normal environment for a change. Turns out, it's almost easy to get used to. Or, for me, it is.

But I will say that there's this neat use of colors when comparing Gravesfield with the Boiling Isles. In Gravesfield, the coloring looks dulled down and standard, which is a stark contrast to the bright vibrancy of everything we've seen in the Boiling Isles. It's a subtle way of showing how things are different, aside from the major discrepancies we could come to expect. And I think that's why I appreciate it much more.

Eda’s Called Herself Marylynn in the Human Realm: Hang on...hang on...do you mean to tell me that the crack theory about Eda being Stan's ex-wife is actually true?

...

...What even is this show?!

Vee Making Friends with Camp Members: This shows the most apparent difference between Luz and Vee. Where we see Luz is already fearing the many ways that could go wrong with interacting with teens, Vee revealed that she adapted to her situation and had a chance to make friends. The implications of this are worth discussing another time, but for now, I'll say that it's pretty intriguing that we gain this much insight into both Luz and Vee through such a small thing.

Belos Wanting to Learn How Basilisks can Drain Magic: ...Didn't Raine say that Belos was taking away magic? If so, I think we can figure out how he's doing it. The question now is: Why?

Jacob (The Curator Guy): This guy was a riot. At first, Jacob seemed like a threat with the way he trapped Vee and was apparently stocking her, but the second he goes off about his conspiracy theories, it becomes clear what type of character he is. And was it a blast seeing how much of a crackpot this man is. It wasn't cool seeing him wanting to dissect the precious angel that is Vee, but I still chuckle about things like his "Flat Eather's Certificate." So while he's not that much of a threat, he's still fun to watch.

The Owl Beast was in the Human Realm: ...How did that happen? When did it happen? And how the hell did Eda get out of a situation like that?! Who knows, but it's still a shocking piece of news to learn.

Luz Telling Camila the Truth: Hey, she faced her fear after all! Although, the results aren't as pleasant as when Amity faced her fear two weeks ago.

Camila is a Veterinarian: ...One insignificant reveal...managed to destroy so many fanfics. I mean, we probably shouldn't have just assumed Camila was a nurse...but what the f**k else were we supposed to think?! Sorry for seeing the scrubs, and the first thing that came to my mind was "nurse" and not "vet."

By the way, that had to have been intentional, right? There's no way that Dana Terrace didn't think we'd assume Camila was a nurse. She'd had to have put off a reveal like that just to trip up her fans. And if that's the case, then that is a major d**k move...but that's why I mildly respect it.

Two Human Brothers went to the Demon Realm: Turns out we don't have to be in the Boiling Isles to learn more about it. Because now we have more information about how two humans were taken to the Isles with the help of a witch, thus setting up a grander reveal if it turns out that one of the humans was Philip and the witch was Belos. Because if that's true...then there's more of a history between those two than we thought.

Jacob has a Training Wand: This helps me believe that it's highly likely for Jacob to make a return and to have a power boost for when he does. After all, focussing all that attention on the training wand is way too convenient for it not to come up again in the future. Meaning we're most likely going to get more pain from Jacob if he shows up again.

Camila Beats the Crap out of Jacob for Vee: ...Writers, don't make me choose between Camila and Eda on who's the better cartoon mom. I know Eda's technically not a mom...BUT I STILL DON'T WANT TO CHOOSE DAMNIT!

Also, the sandal...just...

Why the f**k does Camila have a sandal in her purse? I don't know. Is it still funny that she does? Most certainly.

Camila and Luz’s Talk in the Rain: Ooooooooh, I was not ready for this...

I wasn't ready for the crying.

I wasn't ready for the hurt in Camila's eyes when she found out Luz chose to stay in the Boiling Isles.

I wasn't ready for Camila asking if Luz hates being with her that much.

I wasn't ready for Luz profusely stating how it was never Camila's fault.

I was not ready for Camila to tell Luz that she'll try to do better.

And I definitely was not ready for Luz to barely have enough time to promise that she'll come back.

This episode wasn't the twenty-two minutes of nonstop angst that I thought it was going to be...but this short scene more than make up for it.

Luz Tries to Stay Strong: Yet another thing she unwittingly learned from Camila. Camila tried to keep a brave face when Vee was with her and Luz, most likely not wanting to tear either of them down in the process. Luz does the same thing here as she avoids talking about the details of what went down in her sort-of journey back home. And seeing her clearly fake smile slowly droop into an uncertain frown, it uh...it definitely tore me up inside.

WHAT I DISLIKED

I want to say it's perfect, but there's one major issue that really bogs this episode down.

Continuity Error in How Vee Replaced Luz: Having Vee take Luz's place the same day Luz appeared in the Isles is a smart idea on paper...if it wasn't for the fact that it's impossible.

Because Eda closed the portal door the second that she saw Luz, meaning that there's no way for Vee to go to the human realm. It's a major plothole that makes no sense, and it might just be the first time ever that this series wasn't so closely knit with its story. Which ends up taking a dive in quality in the process.

IN CONCLUSION

I'd say that "Yesterday's Lie" is an A-. Everything about Luz, Vee, and Camila is incredible, combined into a story that ends in tragedy and uncertainty for the future. That plothole may drag things down a bit, but everything else is handled so well that I'm not lying when I say it's easy to forgive and forget.

(And that's ten episodes in a row without a single stinker. HOW THE F**K DOES THIS SEASON KEEP WINNING?!)