#these are sooooooooo questionable and bad but he's too cute so here we are

[jjongho]

yeosang ∙ 221231 ∙ i like you

[peterman-spideyparker]

Santa, Baby (Matt Murdock x fem!Reader)

Author’s Note: Sooooooooo this fic was supposed to come on December 23, but I procrastinated with it and didn’t end up finishing it until yesterday, and I don’t want to wait until next year to post because I’d put money on it that I’d forget. And it’s still December, so it counts. Enjoy :)

Summary: You want to do something on the sexier side to surprise Matt at Christmastime, but you don’t know how he’d take it. When Matt takes an unexpected night off from vigilantism, you put your plan into motion.

Warnings: Fluff (established couple, soft domestic sweetness, kisses), smut (holiday themed sexy outfits, oral - m and f receiving, p in v, unprotected sex, creampie), swearing

Other Characters: Karen Page (Karen x Frank)

Word Count: 3,809

“Hey,” you say with a smile as you open the door, the office of Nelson, Murdock, and Page on the air of the quiet side of things for what you know has been a busy week for the trio. 

“Angel, what are you doing here?” Matt smiles, taking a few steps forward from Karen’s desk to meet you in the middle of the reception area. 

“I cut work early to run some errands and I was passing by, so I thought I’d pop up,” you hum, placing a quick, sweet kiss on his lips.

“Well, I don’t want to be a bummer, but I gotta go to court soon for a discovery hearing.”

“It’s okay, Matt. I actually came here to ask Karen a question.”

Surprised little “oh”s escape both of their lips, turning toward one another one shock. 

“I guess I’ll leave you to it. See you at home, sweetheart.”

“Bye, Matty. You’ll do great,” you say with a kiss to his cheek, waiting as he grabs his jacket and makes it out of the office. 

“So what’s up?” Karen asks with a smile as she sits on her desk, and you move to match her body language. 

“Well, I had an idea, but I don’t know if I should see it through,” you explain. “See, I wanted to do something for Matt for Christmas, but I don’t know if he’d get his knickers in a twist. I mean, I already got his present—which has been hell to hide from Mr. Super Senses—but I want to do a little something more for him.”

“Like what?”

You feel your cheeks burn hot, suddenly a little embarrassed. You don’t know why you are—you’ve talked to Karen about this kind of stuff plenty of times before, and she has to you. You just have that kind of bond and friendship. 

“Well, there was a really cute Santa babydoll dress that I was thinking of getting, but I don’t know if that’d be weird for Matt—making Christmas sexy like that.”

“He’s never hinted around anything in that sphere?”

“Nope.”

“Well, I guess I can understand where that might be an odd thing on different fronts. Making something that shouldn’t be sexy sexy, and then the religious element.”

“So it’s a bad idea then, huh?”

“Maybe that one specifically, but I’m sure there’s another. It’s fun to do sexy holiday things like that. Frank and I love doing them.”

“You do?” you smirk.

“That’s a story for another time with lots of wine,” she laughs. “But I’d look for other options, you know? If anything, Christmas and Valentine’s Day are perfect for something like that because of the softer fabrics, and I know Matt has a thing about that. Just poke around. I can even go shopping with you, if you want.”

“I’ll browse, and if I can’t find anything, we can look together. I’m assuming you’re trying to do something with Frank?”

She blushes deeply. “Yeah. But he doesn’t have a thing too much about Santa, so maybe send me the link for that babydoll?”

You laugh loudly in the quiet office. “Sure thing, Kare.”

As you dry the dishes from dinner, you feel Matt slip his arms around your middle, pressing you flush against his back and holding you close, his chin on your shoulder as he nuzzles into your neck.

“I think I’m gonna stay in tonight,” Matt whispers against your skin. “It’s chilly out.”

“The Devil is scared of a little wind chill?” you smile, trying and failing to turn around in Matt’s grip from behind. 

“He likes it a little warmer.“

“Poor thing,” you pout, craning your head to the side, giving him a kiss on the side of the nose. “You’d never survive New England winters.”

“Good thing we live in the best city in the world.”

“You know what I think?”

“Lay it on me, sweetheart.”

“I think my big strong devil is a snuggly, needy, softy. In all the best ways.”

“Me? Needy?”

“We’re all a bit needy, Matty. You, for example, need me.”

“That’s the understatement of the century,” he smiles, letting you turn around in his grip, holding the side of his face and kissing him properly. 

“Well, I need you, too, so we’re perfect for one another. And, you’re my human radiator. Blankets don’t stand a chance against my man.”

“Can I get that in writing?” he smiles, his hands on your waist spinning you around to he can give you a kiss.

“Sure thing, baby,” you mutter against his lips.

“Let me put these away.”

“Dish duty is on me tonight. Don’t mess with the system, Matty.”

“Can the system go out the window for one night?”

“My creature of habit wanting to throw routine out of the window?”

“C’mon, angel.”

You lean forward once more, your lips meeting softly once more as you moan into the kiss.

“Okay,” you whisper, running your hands down his arms, moving from between the kitchen counter and his body and onto the couch.

Grabbing your laptop off of the coffee table, you whip it open and weed through your emails, deleting the copious and redundant notifications from different stores regarding sales, special memberships, and the like. Shortly after, Matt makes his way from the kitchen to the seat next to you, returning your computer to where you initially picked it up before he slides you into his lap.

“Hi sweetheart,” he whispers, placing a kiss on your neck.

“Hi Matty,” you hum, snuggling into him. “What do you want to do tonight?”

“What do you want to do? We can pop in a movie, play a game—.”

“You didn’t bring any work home?” you ask, surprised that’s night is completely free—including his Deviling duties.

“Not tonight. I wanted to focus just on you tonight.”

“Mm, that’s sweet.”

“What do you have in mind for tonight, angel?”

You let out a sigh as you rest your head on his shoulder, thinking about the different cozy home activities you could do together when a thought crosses your mind.

“I guess tonight is a good of night as ever,“ you hum. 

“Angel?”

“I have an idea, but it’s a surprise.”

“You’ve managed to keep a surprise a secret?”

“Rude,” you chuckle, kissing his cheek as you move to turn and straddle his lap. “You stay right there, Mr. Murdock. And you swear to me on my boobs that you won’t use your senses to try and ruin my surprise.”

“You want me to swear on your boobs?”

“You know you love them. Swear on their softness that you won’t spoil the surprise.”

With a cheeky smirk, he spreads his large hands against your waist. 

“I swear I won’t—,” he says into your right boob through your sweater with a kiss, mirroring the action on the other breast, “—ruin your surprise.”

“Thank you,” you hum, running your fingers through his hair, kissing his forehead before you get up, moving to the bedroom and closing the sliding door. Moving to your side of the bed, you pull out a box from underneath mattress, moving to slide on the satin bra and panty set you got from a local boutique. With the bra straps on properly, you tie the long satin tails that act as cups into a nice big bow, mimicking the motion for the ties that are on the hips of the matching panties. Whipping your head up and down to revitalize your hair from the day, you take a deep breath before you open the door, expecting to see Matt on the sofa. 

“Matt?” you call as you move into the living space, looking around as you try to find where your boyfriend disappeared to into the apartment. “Matt, where ar—?”

“I need you to help me figure something out, sweetheart. Were you naughty or nice this year?”

Turning around in the dark apartment, your eyes finally focus at the top of the roof access staircase. In all his glory, Matt leans with a smirk against the old brick, bare chested with Santa pants of all things hanging low on his hips, the suspenders on the waist leaning haphazardly down, while a red fuzzy hat sits on his head.

“Your heart rate is telling me you might have made the naughty list this year, angel,” he says as his smirks grows, slowly descending the steps. 

“N-No,” you stutter. “I’m just . . . Surprised by the outfit.”

“Why?”

The incoherent stutters that fall from your lips only make Matt laugh as he makes his way over to you, resting his hands on your waist and pulling you in for a kiss before resting his forehead on yours. 

“Too much?” he whispers, his thumbs moving back and forth on your skin.

“No, not at all,” you tell him. “Like I said, I’m just surprised.”

“Why?” he tries again. 

“I didn’t know how you’d be about sexy Santa. Actually, I didn’t know how you’d feel about making anything Christmas related sexy.”

“Well, it’s a little odd. The pants are really nice and soft, though. And, the way I look at it, we’re not making the root of Christmas sexy, just a commercial element sexy. Now, let Santa unwrap his gift,” he whispers, his voice at a dangerously rich and gravely timbre, his hands slipping down over the globes of your ass, squeezing the exposed flesh.

“Mm, but I thought patience helps you get on the nice list?” you hum as you begin to place slow kisses onto his chest, pulling him by his dangling suspenders to keep him close as you step back toward the bedroom. “Patience is a virtue, after all.”

“Virtue, suggestion,” he chuckles, moving his hands up to the side of your face to kiss you. “Please?”

“Well, since you asked so nicely,” you smile against his lips as he lies you down on the mattress, pillows at your head. “Open me up, Matty.”

“Mm, thank you, sweetheart,” he hums, his large hands gliding across the surface of your thighs and spreading you open, allowing him to get closer into your body. As his hands move up, his thumbs swipe against the satin of my bra. “It’s such a pretty bow. Hate to ruin it.”

“I can guarantee you, the things underneath it are prettier and softer.”

Matt lets out a soft “Ah”, his smile growing wide on his tender expression before he kisses you, pressing soft embraces down from your lips to your neck, and finally to your chest before his teeth take hold of the ribbon’s tail and gently tug it undone. You let out a little gasp, partially from the cool air of the loft, partially from the way the satin drags along the sensitive skin. Instead of using his hands like you expect, Matt nuzzles his nose against the fleshy mounds, placing little kisses all over the supple skin. You moan softly as he embraces your breasts, leaving no centimeter of the skin untouched, his lips desperately chasing the fatty flesh as it moves around. You gasp when you feel his large, calloused fingers graze the side of your breast as his mouth catches the other one between his lips, sucking at the nipple.

“So good, Matty,” you whine, the hot breath through his nose fanning over your chest as he opens his eyes and tilts his head up, working to lock eyes with yours. The Santa hat remains on his head, but only slightly. “Baby . . .”

Matt slowly pulls off of your nipple, moving to leave wet kisses all over the rest of your chest and up your neck.

“Can I unwrap the rest of my gift, angel?” he gravels, his beard scratching against your skin.

“Of course, Matty. But there’s something I’d like to do first?”

Wrapping your legs around his waist, you switch your positions on the mattress, letting the bra slide down your arms and off of your body. As you flick it to the side, you move down Matt’s body, grazing your fingertips along his pants, slowly moving to peel them off of his body. He lifts his hips up in an effort to help, letting you slide the velvety fabric off so it can join your bra on the floor. But before you can bend down and take hold of Matt’s rock-hard cock, he stops you.

“Hold on, angel,” Matt hushes. Your eyebrows pull together in confusion as he twists to the side and rummages through his bedside drawer. When he lays his back back down, you have to work not to laugh at the sight before your eyes. 

“You are a stupendous dork,” you laugh, your smile so bright it lessens your view of him. 

“What? It’s Christmas rules—kiss what’s under the mistletoe,” he smirks as he dangles a fake sprig of the weed over his semi-hard cock.

“Well, I can’t upset Christmas rules,” you chuckle, kissing his tip and all the way down to the base, repeating the motions all over his length. Somewhere in your process, the mistletoe doesn’t get held as high before it’s eventually on the ground with out other pieces of clothes.

“(Y/N),” he breathes.

“Yeah, Matty?” you murmur against his base by the patch of small, dark curls on his skin. “Can I suck you off, Matty? There’s no more mistletoe.”

“I need your lips around me, angel. Please.”

With a long lick, you bring your lips back up to the tip and slowly take him in your mouth, having to be conscious of his girth. Each bob of my head brings you down a bit farther on his length until you’re roughly an inch and a half shy of taking him all the way.

“Fuck, sweetheart, you’re so good,” he praises as he gathers up your hair, making sure you don’t swallow any of your locks as you go up and down. “So good for me, angel.”

The head of his cock his the soft flesh of the back of your throat, coating it with his salty precum, the movements only making you gag slightly. He helps you create opportunities to readjust as you go down on him, wanting to make sure you’re comfortable as you work. As you breathe through your nose, you bring your hands down to fondle Matt’s heavy sack, making sure he’s thoroughly taken care of. Between your hand and your mouth, you can feel every last ridge and vein that will bring Matt pleasure, and you briefly wonder if this is even a fraction of what Matt feels—being able to sense every last thing around him. Maybe you just know his body well enough. Whatever it may be, Matt guides you up and off of him by your hair, allowing a long line of saliva to connect from his dick to your chin. He pulls you into a a deep kiss, the embrace wet, needy, and sloppy with passion. As you straddle his waist while out tongues go back and forth, you can’t help but grind into his gorgeously defined muscles, spreading the slick pooling in your satin panties all over the fabric. Matt’s hands slide down to the globes of your ass, squeezing the flesh before giving both cheeks a firm smack, the sound echoing in the spacious bedroom as the sting spreads across your skin. You bite down on his lip as you kiss as response, which only makes Matt moan into your mouth, repeating the movement with his hands once more before he leans forward, your back returning to the mattress while his hands slide around to spread your legs wide.

“Do you want me to eat with your panties on, angel?” he teases as he kisses and marks up your inner thighs. “Would you like that, angel? Or do you want my mouth on your pussy and my fingers in you?”

“It wouldn’t be much of a present if you didn’t unwrap the rest of it,” you hum, biting your bottom lip as you watch him worship your inner thighs.

Dragging his fingertips up the sides of your legs, he finds the bows and pulls them undone, his hands sliding your hips up so you’re slightly off of the mattress. He grasps your panties with his teeth and slides it away from your body, only briefly removing his hands from your legs to take the fabric and throw it aside. His large, calloused digits are quick to move back between your legs, two of his fingers grazing and expertly parting your soaked lips. Matt brings his mouth close to your core, enough for you to practically feel his lips on you, only for him to hover just far enough away from you. He lets out a shallow breath from his mouth, pulling a sound that is part wanton moan, part erotic pornography sounds from you, as he coats your heat with his. When he is satisfied with his work, his lips wrap right around your swollen clit, gently sucking as his tongue slips in every now and then while he works.

“Fuck,” you choke out as he devours you, his beard tickling and scratching at your thighs. “Matthew!”

He just hums into you, sliding two fingers into your core while his other hand wraps around your hips to keep you down as your body begins to writhe and buck uncontrollably. He moans into your dripping cunt, which only makes you cry out into the room louder. Matt moves his tongue and mouth faster while his fingers tickle and scratch your inner spongy walls as his mouth rips a violent orgasm from you. You scream out at the top of your lungs as your body arches off the mattress, an entire sheen of sweat spreading over your skin as Matt relentlessly drags out your orgasm until the contracting muscles of your uterus physically hurt.

“Matty, Matty, oh God, Matt,” you groan, sounding like a woman possessed as he pulls his fingers out of you and releases your clit from his mouth, a line of slick connecting your core to his lips before licking his fingers clean and giving the swollen bundle of nerves a few gentle kisses. Matt places a few kisses on your inner thighs before going straight up your body and to your lips, holding your face in his hands as you kiss one another deeply and passionately.

“More, Matty,” you moan into his lips, pulling at his bottom lip between your teeth. “This gift isn’t over til you cum, baby.”

Matt laughs so warm and happily, it’s like the sun is in the bedroom. 

“Whatever you say, angel. You are the gift giver, after all,” he affirms, his lips puckering all along your collarbone.

“Tell me how you want it, Matt. What position do you want, Matty?”

Matt licks a long line up your neck to the shell of your ear, his Santa hat no longer perched atop his head. 

“I want you under me, on your back, your legs as far up as they can go, while I fuck you over and over,” Matt whispers in your hear, his voice deep and seductive in its commanding tone. “Can you do that for me, angel?”

“Yes, Matthew,” you breathe.

“Good girl,” he tells me with a harsh squeeze on my hips, his hands sliding back around your legs and bringing them as high up and as close to your chest as your body will allow. Matt slaps his cock repeatedly on your slick, swollen lips before he holds his dick steady as he pushes in, the angle of your legs making everything tighter and making you feel everything on a new level, making the feeling so extraordinary and increasing the pleasure. Bent in half like this, Matt easily hits your back wall and has no problem pounding into you over and over once he gets the angle just right. His strong arms help hold your legs in place, his hands cradling your neck, thumb on your cheeks as he brings his mouth to yours, kissing you deeply and repeatedly as he hits the special spongey spot in you again and again. Your hands grip his muscly arms, pressing little red and angry half-moon shapes of your fingernails into his fair and hairy skin. 

“So fucking good, angel,” he grunts into your mouth. “Fuck, s’tight and wet.”

“God, you’re so big!” you whine.

“God isn’t here, angel. Just me, my cock, and your tight cunt.”

“Ma—aahhh! Just like that, Matty, right there!”

The way that Matt’s pelvis slams into the back of your thighs is insane, hitting every right spot over and over again as you start to see stars.

“Sounds like you’re close again, angel,” he grunts. “Are you gonna cum for me again?”

“Mmm!” you whine.

“Words, babygirl.”

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum!” you cry out.

“Squeeze my cock, angel. Cum for me.”

With one more hard thrust in just the right spot, you have another earth-shattering orgasm at the hands of your boyfriend. His grunts and the way his hips begin to falter tell you that he’s not going to last much longer if he keeps snapping his hips like that.

“S-Stay inside me,” you beg, holding onto his shoulders. “Fu—Cum inside me.”

Matt’s face contorts, his mouth hanging open and his brows furrowing in pleasure as he moans loudly, hitting deep and releasing his large load. You lie on the bed panting, impossibly close to one another as you both come back down to earth from your cosmic highs.  

“Holy shit,” you breathe before you tilt your chin up and press a kiss to his pink, swollen lips. 

“I know,” he chuckles with a little grin.

With a few more kisses, he leans back and pulls out to unfold you. As he does, you can feel his cum dribble out of your hole.

“Fuck, that smells nice, you and me together like that” Matt breathes as his thumbs rubs back and forth on your legs. “You’re so beautiful, angel.”

“You’re not bad yourself, there, Murdock.” Taking his hand in yours, you pull him back down on the mattress with you. “Did you like your gift?”

“I loved it,” he smiles, rolling into you for a kiss.

“I mean, I still have an actual gift for you, not just amazing sex.”

“Aw, you shouldn’t have,” he teases. “I love you.”

“I love you more. But I do have a question, though.”

“Mm?”

“Do you think we just got ourselves put on the naughty list for all of that?”

The room is silent before you both burst out in laughter and snuggle into one another. 

“I think an exception can be made for us—we were doing something nice for one another.”

“A lawyer through and through, you are.”

“Merry Christmas, (Y/N).”

“Merry Christmas, Matt.”

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[starrysunghoon]

➤  Little Jealousy - Jay

꒰ 💌 ꒱ ♡ Requested

➵ | Angst with a fluff ending

「⸙」 Oneshot

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You never thought that you and your best friend Jay would ever fight.

Things have been good for you lately, you earned a secret admirer but as time passed by Jay would always get annoyed by the letter or gift you received.

You'd always ask him what's bothering him but he'd just leave without saying a thing.

This caused a fire to spark in your friendship. It's been weeks but you haven't even tried to talk to him. Jay wouldn't even look at you, which made your heart shatter into pieces every time.

Today you just couldn't hold yourself anymore, you saw him on the school's rooftop. "JAY PARK!" you shouted making him roll his eyes. You'd be lying if you said you didn't feel like crying again, your eyes were already swollen red because you cried for 6 hours straight last night.

You missed his smile. You missed the way you'd tease him about R.A.S, you missed the way he'd fool around. You missed him.

He turned around to face you but he didn't even look at you. "What do you want?" Jay asked coldly. "Can we talk all of this out? Lik-" "No! I don't have time for people like you who don't fail to disappoint me!" he sternly said.

"Can't you just fucking tell me why are you angry in the first place?!? Why can't you answer the damn question?!" you asked loudly, tears threatening to fall as you stomped your feet closer to him. He looked at you with a frown. "Because I- just urgh I- whatever" he left faster than lightning.

"Did he did this to you?" your brother, Sunghoon asked as you sat down beside him. You just nodded and wiped your tears. "Why can't you leave him alone? Like I get it he was your best friend but he's a jerk now so let him be-" "But-" Sunghoon cut you off. "No! People change. Some of them become total jerks like Jay. Now here, eat something"

It's been a week since you've seen Jay and since you've received a gift. "Don't think about him y/n" Jake reassured as he patted your back, you sighed. I hope he's okay you thought as you entered into your class.

School ended, you were heading towards your house until something clicked in your mind. It was the bridge that you and Jay would always go to at night and talk to each other.

As you both entered in your house, Sunghoon read your mind and said "If he doesn't say anything this time then you will never even talk about him understood? If he does then tell him that Nicholas misses him hehe"

"So I can go?!?" you happily asked, your brother nodded. The day passed quickly than you expected, you didn't even realize it was time to go to the bridge until you looked at the clock.

You ran as fast as you could to the bridge where you and Jay would always go on Fridays. Sunghoon's words kept repeating in your mind.

If he doesn't say anything this time then you will never even talk about him understood? If he does then tell him that Nicholas misses him hehe

He wasn't there, you were about to give up but you saw a boy walk to the bridge. It was Jay!

You ran to him, the boy was startled until he understood it was you. Your words were stopped by your own mouth at the sight of your best friend sad, tears slowly falling down his eyes.

"Jay what's wr-" "Everything!" he cried. "I can't even confess to someone I love with all of my heart and soul!" he continued. "I'm sorry Jay, I should've been there for you" you said, feeling guilty.

"I know why you're here, I'll answer your question. It'll either hurt me or make my life better. Promise me to stay silent until I end my words" he said, you nodded in response.

The boy took a deep breath before starting. "I hate those letters only, nor those gifts" Jay paused. Wait whaaat?

Shoot I can't say anything, focus y/n you scolded yourself in your mind.

"You're confused I know, those gifts that you thought were from your secret admirer, they weren't. They were from me" Jay said, slightly smiling. WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU? MY SECRET ADMIRER?!? I HATE MY BRAIN! you internally screamed.

"I thought you'd understand but I didn't knew someone else was already your secret admirer, I never put a note on any of my gifts because I was scared to ruin our friendship. I knew you were happy that someone is your secret admirer but I just got jealous, I never really realized you thought those gifts weren't from me. Once I did, my heart broke. I know it's not your fault, I'm just a jerk for being this way. Forgive me my best friend"

Jay's eyes soften at the sight of seeing you cry. "I just want to let you know, I love you. Yes, a jerk like me loves a princess like you" he confessed, you felt your heart ache in pain. I can't believe I never saw this coming you thought as he wiped your tears.

You hugged him, he gladly hugged you back. "I'm sorry" you said as you both broke the hug. "It's not your fault, I'm sorry for being a jer-" "YOU'RE NOT A JERK! I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO IDIOT!" you playfully hit him, tears still falling.

Jay was SHOOKETH (A/n : *insert Sunoo shocked meme*) he smiled, before you could even say something his soft lips met yours.

It felt like heaven, even better. Both of you pulled away after a little while. "Will you be mine then?" Jay asked, holding both of your hands.

"Say yes already you dumbass!" a familiar voice shouted, you both looked to see who the owner of the voice was, it was Jake. Sunghoon was just embarrassed for his friend and laughed awkwardly. Nicholas was filming the whole thing.

"How long have y'all been here?" Jay asked, you could feel the annoyance in his voice. "Since y/n came here, now don't ruin my video and continue" Nicholas quickly answered.

Jay rolled his eyes playfully at Nicholas's answer, waiting for you to answer. "Of course, I'll be your girlfriend" you answered, trying to look calm even though you were blushing like crazy.

Jay jumped happily, and took your hand. Stop being so cute Jay! you couldn't handle his cuteness. "I feel like proud father" K said, coming from behind the tree.

"Guys quickly!" Sunoo shouted, coming out from a car that you both thought no one was inside. Jungwon was holding a cake and Daniel helped him.

"Group selfie, QUICK BEFORE JAY HYUNG EMBARRASSES HIMSELF IN FRONT OF Y/N!" Niki shouted, making everyone laugh except Jay, who pouted.

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It's my first time writing angst sooooooooo 👉👈 I hope it's not too bad, Requests are open by the way

[ijustwant2write]

Barking Up The Wrong Tree-Tony Stark x Bi!Stark!Reader

(GIF credit to @marvelheroes)

(Requested by @iamcheese13)

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Summary: In honor of pride month, Tony finding out his daughter is bi?

Characters: Tony Stark x Bi!Stark!Reader, Pepper Potts x Bi!Stark!Reader, Morgan Stark x Bi!Stark!Reader

Meanings: (Y/N)=Your name

Warnings: Coming out, but sooooooooo much fluff

(A/N: This so short but sweet)

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I dried my hands after washing the dishes, walking over to the couch to settle down with my parents. As I sat in between them, Morgan climbed onto my lap, clearly tired and wanting hugs before she went to bed. Wrapping my arms around her, I relaxed back, closing my eyes. School had been so hectic, there was so much work to do, but this made it worth it at the end of the day. This was the life we had wanted, the one where we were a normal family. And here we were.

“So, school. Good or bad?” Dad simply asked.

“Good. We just revised what we went through last week before working on our models again. Isaac and I have almost finished actually, it’ll be up and running soon. Then we can run some tests and modify it.”

“Isaac? Is that the one who came over last week?” Mom turned to face me.

I nodded.“Yeah, we’re in quite a few classes together.”

“I liked him. He was a sweetheart.” 

Oh god, this conversation again.

This always happened. It wasn’t their fault, they didn’t know. I hadn’t told them. And although I loved them with all my heart, I somehow couldn’t bring myself to say it. Those few little words that would explain everything, and hopefully not change anything. Why was I so scared to say it? They would accept me for it I was sure. But if they didn’t...

“Perhaps you should invite him round again? For dinner?” mom suggested.

“Pepper, it’s not cool to meet the parents first, they have to date for like months on end.” dad informed her.

“What? Why not? We’re cool parents, aren’t we?”

“That’s besides the point.”

“I don’t like Isaac like that anyway.” I interrupted.

“He could still come round, he was a lovely boy.” mom definitely thought I was covering up a crush.

Not wanting to face this right now, I carefully stood up with Morgan in my arms.“I’m going to take Morgan up to bed.”

Neither of them said anything as I left. I could feel the slight tension as I left the room. After getting my sister ready for bed, I tucked her in, smiling as she yawned and rubbed her eyes.

“You tired?” I asked quietly.

“Yeah.” she mumbled.“(Y/N), why don’t you like Isaac?”

I was surprised by her question.“Oh, just because I don’t. I like him as a friend.”

“Do you like any other boys?”

I grinned.“Not really no.”

“Oh, OK.”

I giggled at her dismissive tone.“Get some sleep. See you in the morning.”

I kissed her on the head before she said.“I love you three thousand.”

“I love you three thousand.”

Gently shutting the door behind me, I couldn’t stop smiling. Morgan was such a cute sister, the things she came out with made me laugh. But also the innocence of a child made me look at things in a different perspective. Was I being too stubborn with my feelings? Was I wanting to hide my true feelings because I wanted to keep things somewhat ‘normal’ in the home? I mean, it was normal, of course it was. My feet started to walk back towards my parents, the gut feeling taking over before I could think this through and stop myself. They were still sat on the couch, though closer together. Their heads turned as they heard me approaching, keeping their eyes on me when I froze.

“(Y/N)? You OK honey?” mom asked.

“Uh, yeah. Can I talk to you two please?” my voice was quiet, a nervous shake appearing.

They gestured for me to sit with them, parting so I could sit in the middle. Both of them took one of my hands in theirs, patiently waiting for me to speak.

“So, uh....” 

Where was I supposed to start?

“You know what you said earlier, about Isaac? And I got a bit defensive? Well, I wanted to explain that.”

“You can tell us anything, you know that right?” dad reassured me as I went quiet again.

“Yeah, I know.” I took a moment to think.“I got defensive about Isaac because...because I’m bisexual. I think the fact that you go on about just boys so much can get annoying, even though you didn’t know. I don’t lean more to either side, I just...I don’t know, I guess I just like both and want to see what happens in the future.”

I was so scared to look at them. Throughout my confession, my eyes had been glued to the floor. Now the silence was even worse. Mom turned my head towards her, stroking back my hair as she smiled.

“I’m sorry for assuming. It’s just...well it just happened. But thank you so much for telling us, I now these things can be hard.”

“We love you just the way you are. Wouldn’t change you for the world (Y/N).” dad added.

“Really? So you’re fine with it?”

“Of course we are!” mom exclaimed.“You love who you love, no matter who they are. I’m just really happy that we know now and that you felt comfortable to tell us.”

“That makes me so relieved to hear you say that.” I grinned, hugging them close.

“We love you (Y/N).” dad kissed my cheek.

Mom sighed.“Though I did like Isaac.”

“It’s alright mom, I’ll invite him over for dinner anyway, just for you.”

[beautyindisguise00]

Where was the last place you vacationed to? Did you enjoy this time?

Friday evening October 2, 2020 @3:27pm

Do you have a significant other at the moment? Do you love him/her? yes and yes

How many people do you live with? Are these people related to you? flying solo here in my apartment

Have you ever considered anyone or anything too personal for your liking? uhh, im not sure i understand this question exactly. what do you mean too personal? can you give me an example? hahaha

Are you a confident person, or do you keep to yourself usually? i try to be confident, but i tend to keep things to myself

Have you ever had to have surgery before? What was this for? nope. no surgery

Are you listening to any music right now? What song is it? no, not right now

Where was the last place you vacationed to? Did you enjoy this time? a few years back. my boyfriend and i went on a couples trip to florida for a week and we loved it there! our airbnb was amazing with the pool in the back to relax at the end of the night. the weather wasn’t as bad as we thought. we ate so good and enjoyed it a ton! ughh, i need a vacation soon!

When was the last time you ate pizza? Where from? Was it good? last week. frozen pizza. it was good enough for me

Is there anyone right now that you are simply/overly infatuated with? probably my boyfriend. haha

What is your orientation? Gay? Straight? Metrosexual? Anything other? hetero

Are you related to any elected officials? What is their position? thank goodness, no

Do you have a certain standard you follow, when it comes to relationships? yes. haha. not too high, but there is a standard. haha

Who is your closest friend? Why are they so close to you? angela because we get along pretty well when we were younger. and we’ve been through a lot together

Who did you last hug? When did this hug take place? Where? probably my boyfriend last weekend when we were saying goodbye

Who was the last person to play with your hair? Are they cute? probably my work kids. and yes, they are adorable!

Who was the last person close to you, that died? Did you cry? my grandma. and yes

Is there anyone out there who can make you smile at any time? sometimes my boyfriend can, but then again, he can also make me cry too sooooooooo.....haha

What is your favorite television show? Why do you watch this show? one tree hill because i love the cast! the office because it’s hilarious!

If you’re in school, do you like this school you attend? Or do you not? i’ve graduated already and i like my high school and college just fine

Have you ever done anything really dangerous or illegal with friends? probably just doing stupid fun things late at night

What is your favorite word to say out loud? Did you just say that word? supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. hahaha. and yes

Who is the one person out there who makes you feel very special? sometimes my boyfriend can

Is there a certain person out there who gives you butterflies? my boyfriend, sometimes. hahaha

Do people call you a low-life sometimes/always? Why do they call you that? i dont call them that. that’s their life choices

Do you want to tell anyone anything right now? Who is this person? nope

What is the fourteenth word of the song you’re currently listening to? i’m not listening to music right now

Are there any foods out there you just can’t refrain from eating every week? pasta. i just love pasta so much

Do you like Mexican food? What’s your favorite meal under that genre of food? tacos. like really good authentic tacos, haha 

Do you enjoy shopping? Who do you usually go shopping with anyways? sometimes if im in the mood, i enjoy it. usually i go by myself or my siblings, or my boyfriend

When you see someone attractive, what’s the first thing you look for? their smile. then how they carry themselves

How many times a day do you brush your teeth? Do you find this healthy? once in the mornings. haha

How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who’d you lose it to anyways? still have my vcard

Do you wash your own clothes? Or does someone else do that for you? yeah, i’ve been doing my own laundry since i was in second grade

Are you afraid of thunderstorms? What exactly makes you afraid of them? yeah, sometimes. they’re just so loud and scary. 

What color are the shutters on your house by the windows, if there are any? brown

When was the last time you attended church? What is the name of this church? haven’t physically been to church lately due to covid but ive attended church through online streaming like two weeks ago. this is my home church back at my hometown

Do you enjoy talking smack to those annoying telemarketers? Is it funny? no, i dont pick up on unknown numbers

Who was the last person you held hands with? Were they taller/shorter? my boyfriend. he’s taller

[noona-clock]

Have You Heard? - Part 5

Genre: Office!AU

Pairing: Shownu x You

By Admin B

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 

Like many things in your life recently, you severely regretted agreeing to go to this company dinner.

And agreeing to sit by Shownu.

I mean, really. What were you thinking?

You’ve eaten lunch with the man plenty of times. You knew how amazingly adorable (and somehow sexy at the same time?) he is when he eats!

Your boss had chosen to take all of you out to a barbecue restaurant, the kind where you grill the meat at the table. Of course, Shownu had taken over the grill in front of the two of you, and you honestly had no idea a guy could look so sincere while cooking.

Honestly, how dare he?

And then there was an incident with the ketchup where he couldn’t get it to come out of the bottle and he just looked so cute and your heart nearly burst and then he laughed at himself when he realized the cap was still on and you had never seen such an adorable grandpa in your life.

Oh, god, your whole plan of avoiding him so he wouldn’t find out about your crush was just going completely down the drain, wasn’t it?

Maybe that’s why you hadn’t refused a shot of alcohol when it was placed in front of you.

But one shot wasn’t going to affect you, so what was the harm? It barely even took the edge off!

And, trust me, sitting next to Shownu while he grills meat and then puts it on a plate for you... there were a lot of edges you needed to take off.

Besides! Shownu was also drinking just as much as you. Whenever he poured a shot for you, he poured one for himself. So if you did get a little too tipsy, it wouldn’t matter if you mentioned anything about feelings. He would have the same amount of alcohol in his system and probably wouldn’t even notice a word you said.

"Here, let me make something for you,” Shownu offered about halfway through the meal as he reached for a roll sitting in the table bread basket.

“Make something?” you asked with raised eyebrows. “What are you going to make?”

“You’ll see,” he replied, grinning.

You watched as he tore open the roll, laying it out on your plate like two pieces of sandwich bread. He then proceeded to smother some sauce on it before placing grilled pieces of meat on top.

“Are you making me a sandwich?” you asked, noticing the ‘s’ in ‘sandwich’ had been just a teensy bit slurred.

“No, not a sandwich,” he corrected. “A burger.”

“Oh, a burger. My apologies for the mistake,” you giggled.

Oh, lord. A giggle was a bad sign.

Once he’d piled enough meat on, Shownu took one piece of bread and flipped it over, smushing it gently on top of the other. He then took the burger and held it out to you, a very proud and accomplished expression on his face. “Here, eat,” he smiled.

You leaned forward and took a bite, reaching out to hold onto his wrists as he held the burger for you.

Immediately, your eyes widened as the tangy sauce and smoky meat hit your tastebuds. “Are you a secret chef?” you asked suspiciously, your mouth still full of the delicious makeshift burger.

Shownu chuckled, his eyes crinkling and his cheeks warming just a tad.

“No, I just like to eat,” he replied bashfully.

Shownu continued to make you try things, all the while pouring shots for both you and him.

So not only had your plan of avoiding Shownu gone down the drain... but so had your plan of not drinking any alcohol.

What was your problem?! You’d never had trouble sticking to your guns before!

Apparently, when Shownu was involved... things were just different.

The thing with alcohol is... you don’t realize you’re drinking too much until it’s too late.

Just before your boss sent the check off with the company credit card, you’d felt fine! Absolutely normal. Not intoxicated in the least even though you’d had over a dozen shots (just as Shownu had).

But by the time everyone was standing from their seats and suggesting round 2 at a nearby bar... the room started spinning.

“Here, let me take you home,” Shownu said softly, taking hold of your arm.

“Oh, nonononono,” you insisted with a fervent shake of your head. “No, I don’t --”

“Yes, you do,” he chuckled. “Come on.”

He guided you toward the door, his grip firm enough to keep you from stumbling, and by the time you got out to the sidewalk, you were leaning against him pretty heavily.

And lord did he smell good.

He smelled like food and soap and just a tiny bit like sweat, and you’d never smelled anyone so appealing before.

And because you were filled with a bit too much alcohol, you said, “You smell really nice.”

“I’m sorry, but you don’t.”

“Ouch,” you slurred.

“Well, I guess it’s just the alcohol I’m smelling,” he laughed softly.

“You drank just as much as me, why are you --” You gestured toward him wildly. “Still you?”

“I have a very high tolerance,” he explained, moving to put an arm around your waist - presumably so you wouldn’t fall over.

“Well, I do not,” you told him.

“I can see that.”

“And you know what else I do not have?”

“Hmm?”

“Any willpower,” you hiccuped. And then you looked around you, realizing you were actually walking away from the restaurant. “Where are we going?”

“I’m taking you home,” Shownu reminded you gently.

“...You know where I live?”

He inhaled sharply and slowed to a halt. “...No.”

“‘S okay,” you assured him with a choppy nod. “I do. I know exactly where I live. Here, let me show you.”

You continued to walk -- stumble -- along the sidewalk, fairly certain you were heading in the right direction.

If not... Well, at least you weren’t alone!

“As I was saying,” you continued. “I don’t have any willpower.”

“What do you mean?”

“I told myself not to drink any alcohol tonight, and what did I do?” you sighed.

Shownu tightened his hold on you as you teetered on the heel of your shoe. “Why didn’t you tell me? I wouldn’t have poured you all those shots!”

“How was I supposed to say ‘no’ to you?!” you cried, moving to clutch at his shirt.

“You say ‘no, thank you, I’m good,’“ he chuckled.

“Easier said than done,” you lamented.

“What are you talking about?”

A very deep sigh escaped your lips and you let your head loll over to the side. “I don’t think I can say no to you. I don’t want to.”

Shownu didn’t respond, so you did what anyone who had too much alcohol in their system would do: you kept on talking.

“We’re friends, right?” But you didn’t wait for him to answer. You answered your own question. “Right. We’re friends. Except you are the most difficult person for me to be friends with.”

“Why?” he asked quietly.

“Changkyun said you were oblivious, and I thought you were, but are you really?”

“...Oblivious? What are you talking about?”

“You really don’t know?”

“Know what?” he chuckled.

You let out another sigh, and you ignored the tiny voice in your head telling you to shut up. You weren’t sure why you ignored it, but you did anyway.

“The reason I didn’t want to drink around you is because it turns me into a blabbermouth. I just talk and talk and talk when I normally don’t, but it’s not, like, nonsense talk, you know? It’s the truth. And the truth is I have the biggest, hugest, majorest crush on you.”

...Well. There we go.

You could feel Shownu’s head jerking back in surprise, and he stopped walking.

“I’m sorry, what?” he asked, his tone one of pure disbelief.

“Ah, so you are as oblivious as we thought,” you murmured. “You thought I was mad at you this week, but I was just trying to keep my distance so you didn’t figure out that I like you. I mean like you like you.”

“You --” he began, but you interrupted him.

“Yes,” you nodded. You began walking again, and Shownu jolted back into action, reaching out to hold onto you and keep you from falling over. “I didn’t want you to figure it out, and I didn’t want to tell you because we’re co-workers, and we’re friends, and now it’s just going to be awkward, so I really don’t know why I drank and why I’m telling you and why --”

You cut yourself off, finishing your thought with a sigh and moving to rest your head on Shownu’s shoulder.

“I don’t know anything right now,” you whispered.

Shownu squeezed your shoulder, and you nuzzled against his neck.

“That’s all right,” he assured you. “Maybe you’ll know more tomorrow.”

“Please don’t remind me about tomorrow,” you chuckled. “Because tomorrow I’ll be sober, and I am going to be sooooooooo mad at myself. And embarrassed. And hungover. Not a good combination.”

“No, not really,” he agreed with a laugh. 

“So, I’m sorry I just totally ruined everything but it’s really your fault. It’s your fault for making me go to dinner and asking me to sit next to you and pouring me drinks and -- and it’s your fault for being so handsome and nice and perfect. I mean, you know a ton of people like you, right? Not just me!”

“Really?” he asked incredulously.

“Oh, yeah! There’s a whole private message group especially for when you wear that sweater vest you have.”

“Oh, my god,” he chuckled.

“Yeah, you’ve created quite a stir in the office. ...And in my heart. Oh, my god, please forget I said that,” you giggled. “That was so cheesy.”

You heard Shownu let out a quiet, breathy laugh, and your heart clenched just thinking about how his eyes were probably crinkling. God, you just loved it when his eyes crinkled like that.

You continued to ramble on about whatever came to your mind - mostly all the reasons you liked Shownu and a lot of the major details of the #SSV message group. 

Before tonight, you would've sworn you didn’t live this far from work, but during the amount of time it took you to walk from the restaurant to your place, you managed to divulge just about every secret thought and feeling you had about Shownu. To Shownu.

“Oh, this is me!” you cried when you saw your front door just up ahead. “That’s me -- that’s where I live.”

“All right, let’s get you inside,” Shownu said softly, pressing his hand to the small of your back and guiding you down the sidewalk.

Once you arrived at your doorstep, you halted. You turned to look at Shownu, your brow furrowing as a thought appeared in your mind.

“Can I --” you began, though you stopped short.

Shownu, his hands on your shoulders, looked back at you earnestly. “Can you what?”

Your gaze focused on his lips as he spoke, but they stayed focused on his lips even after he finished speaking. Because, seriously? His lips were amazing.

You’d noticed them before, but now that you were this close to them... really looking at them...

They were damn near perfect.

But they were especially perfectly kissable.

So you stumbled toward him, raising yourself up on your toes and pressing your lips to his.

Okay, you probably should have asked first, but... 

Too late now!

Before you could give in to the urge to really kiss him, though, you felt a very strange sensation in your body.

Specifically, in your stomach.

So you stepped away from Shownu just as quickly as you’d stepped up to him, your brow furrowed as you looked into his eyes.

“Excuse me,” you said casually. “I’m going to go inside and throw up now. Good night.”

Part 6

[girlbookwrm]

BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH MIGHTY ENDGAME REWATCH MEMECEPTION 2: MEMIER AND CEPTIONIER

yes i HAVE been keeping up with the rewatch but i HAVEN’T been keeping up with typing up my notes from the rewatch but BOY HOWDY I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AREN’T I.

Ok so here we go with Guardians 2 --

today we mourn the passing of an icon. farewell old marvel logo. ye shall be missed.

MISSOURI. EARTH. 1980.

so whose music taste does starlord actually have? his own? his mom’s? 

My Boss’s, in fact????

be it known that i work retail and the station we listen to is basically the guardians soundtrack which might sound neat but basically all these songs are dead to me now.

digitally enyouthened kurt russell must be mentally re en agened so i don't go mad like some sorry sucker faced with a lovecraftian horror tbh

34 YEARS LATER

which means 2014 confirmed which means we're actually watching this out of in-universe chronological order

our bad

this is the REAL opening. slipping back into their flashback ways i see.

Is groot dancing or fighting? both?

i love that all the action is out of focus, what we really want is Cute Groot Content and they know that.

“IT’S THE SAME THICKNESS FROM THE INSIDE AS FROM THE OUTSIDE” they said

in deliberate defiance of anthony tedward ‘you know the story of jonah and the whale?’ stark

none of this info is important or relevant

good hermit look nebula. solid hermit attire.

how does no one figure out the obvious battery thing faster? they’re not even out of the hall when he tips his hand

awwwwhwhwhh groot

~this one’s for the ladies~

i honestly can’t remember the context for that note i’m gonna assume that peter took his shirt off

it’s worth noting that drax is actually sneaky

“i will kill you”

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* solid sibling interaction there.

i do love that it’s like an arcade

Just In Case You Were Wondering, The Guardians Have Not Grown Up At Alllllllllll.

sooooooooo drax going out the back -- that was the plan?

And drax is dead now, right?

and gamora?

and nebula?

and.... everyone?

BERHART

Gamora: LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!

all of us: mood.

nebula is also very bad at lying. 

Kurt Russell is here

“yeah my name is very on the nose. That’s comics for ya!”

CONTRAXA

The Roommate: There’s something extra unsettling about robot prostitutes not sure what...

prostitute: *turns herself off*

The Roommate: Yep. it’s that. 

that’s extremely rude of you rocky

honestly how dare this movie make me feel feelings about yondu

The Roommate: oh hey it’s laserface

me: it’s taserface actually

The Roommate: ........ that’s so much worse?

this carpet gag deserves more appreciation

Star-Lord’s “IT’S HAPPENING” face is just

Yup, that’s ur dad

Query: is Mantis one of Ego’s kids?

“what if this man is your hasselhoff?”

git ur daddy issues

git ur daddy issues here

hang on why was gamora so pissed if they can just grow new ship parts no problem???

Mantis is so cute but more importantly

HER EYE MAKEUP GAME IS ON! POINT!

i love rocket, always, but especially here with all the singing

but not that

nope

don’t like that

Just gonna kevin mccalister this whole forest huh

these guys are also dead, yeah?

yeah.

EGO’S PLANET

good job drax excellent grasp on humility

he’s built a museum to himself here

“yes, i have a penis.”

Gamora’s FACE here omg

what did Ego look like? pre Kurt Russell? did he go around seducing alien ladies with tentacle faces all the while looking like Kurt Russell? seems unlikely, since he can make himself look like Whatever. more likely he’s just pasted the Kurt Russell face over everything now because he’s got his Kurt Russell kid here, right?

A Very Smart Question We Never Get A Real Answer To. 

literally the most unrealistic thing in this movie: how could anyone be mean to baby groot?

can we take a moment to acknowledge that this is all like hella hella dark?

y i k e s

Ok but if Nebula doesn’t kill thanos then What Is The Point.

The Roommate: Peter and his dad play catch is so predictable i’d have felt robbed if they didn’t tbh. it HAD to be in slow mo.

me: ....

me: i just thought they were throwing it real slow

we still don’t have an answer here incidentally

Mantis is at least an adopted sibling then, right?

“No Gef. It’s Too Adorable To Kill.”

them all chanting mascot is terribly on the nose

this sequence made the full funny loop. went from funny to not funny and then pushed on through back to hilarious

They knew about the fin? and just?? Left it???

EXCELLENT use of slo mo

Yondu: Too Powerful to Live

Kraglin: Keepin it tight in those leather pants

TBF i don’t even know how she WALKS in those shoes much less dances in them

The Roommate: This scene makes me sad now... given...

Me: AH GEEZE

“you like when i’m the weak one.”

me and The Roommate: *exchange looks* 

Me and The Roommate: *sweating*

Me and The Roommate: she’s one of us.

Gamora: *my sister senses are tingling*

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* Solid Sibling Interaction There.

stop giving me feelings about these characters That Is Rude

Nebula and Bucky would get along i feel

“I’M GONNA MAKE SOME WEIRD SHIT” - fandom

I love this very Non Romantic Relationship

PETER are you even LISTENING to what he’s SAYING???

aw man eyes Doing That is never a good sign

y i i i i i k e s 

oh hey it’s pooter

groot even pukes adorably wtf

this film gets real fast real fast actually

ego

ego that’s gross

that’s gross ego

Gamora: NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS HOW DARE U

“we’re family”

i’m sobbing

Peter goes from zero to FUCK YOU in .00002 seconds i love that sm

we love this even more

for reasons.

“That was Bein Funny.”

nOT to ME

really? all this for like? three batteries?

batteries are actually a real #theme throughout this piece aren’t they.

i LOVE THIS SONG

superhero landing

“i don’t fly the arrow with my head, boy”

“yeah. i murder from the heart.”

You know, tbh yondu and gamora had to die for p much the same reason

too powerful

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y I K E S

 ugh it’s like he’s being de-Raider-ized

i just don’t like it okay

i would like to thank whoever was responsible for cutting that line off mid-schmaltz

again, a+ music cue

AND IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME NOW!!

damn. iconic.

tho how dare this movie  tbh

this is somehow a hard turn

NOPE DON’T CARE FOR THAT NO THANK YOU

listen this is a very sweet scene completely ruined because

DADDY

yondu’s accent? not a good enough reason to say daddy in this context

gosh i came out here to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

AND THEN THIS SHIT HOW DARE???????

[awkward sibling hug]

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* SOLID SIBLING INTERACTION THERE.

this song is.

very rude.

Can we talk about how drax is the team dad? like. Drax is everyone’s actual literal dad -- SLEEPY BABY GROOT

single rocket tear is too much

i say to this entire end sequence:

R U D E

these end credits are unfuckingbeatable tho

[punkscowardschampions]

Grace & Janis

Grace: UGH Grace: tell me your secrets Grace: this boy will NOT take a hint 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: My secrets on repelling lads? Charming 😏 Grace: OMG I meant on getting people to leave you alone Grace: but if you do have any obvs Grace: 😂 Janis: Being real mean and telling 'em to fuck off usually works Janis: but not always case in point ☝ Grace: It's like he thinks it's a challenge now Grace: Like NO Janis: Love a challenge Janis: don't tell Mia Janis: do you not rate him at all or what? Grace: idk it's not that Grace: there's just TOO MUCH build up at this point Grace: he's highkey Janis: You reckon you ain't gonna meet expectation then, I get it Janis: just 'cos he wants it don't mean you gotta, you know Janis: can still get what you want out of it though Grace: if he tells everyone that I can't I'll have to kms Grace: boys talk too, remember? Janis: Yeah but who cares Grace: UM ME OBVS Grace: now he thinks I'm like playing hard to get Grace: not hard to want Janis: Just bite the bullet and do it then Janis: if it's shit you can blame him Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: oh please! who do I have in my corner rn? Grace: can't work the narrative on my own Grace: just tell me what to say so he'll FINALLY get the message Grace: like I'm too good for him or something Grace: you always do that Janis: Why not? Her word ain't law no matter what she reckons, you know Janis: Assumedly unless he's so un-you-type that he's a decent lad Janis: Who is he, does he go to our School Grace: he's from some posh school that Mia didn't get into Grace: but she knows him Grace: FOCUS Janis Janis: ew Janis: he's probably a snob anyway Janis: and it don't matter what he's chatting to his mates Janis: you're sure Mia isn't like Janis: setting you up here or Grace: OMG Grace: what if she is Grace: he's like WAY persistent Grace: 😱😱😱 Janis: Didn't wanna be that bitch but Janis: she is Janis: all the more reason to a. not fuck him b. have a good time and leave him wishing you would Grace: DUH Grace: but like I said expectations are soooooooooooooo OTT Grace: idk Janis: so? Janis: you can do it Janis: boys are easily impressed Janis: lbr Grace: what if he IS a snob tho!? Grace: 🤔🤔🤔 Janis: We're rich Janis: he don't need to know the specifics Janis: know how to behave, have to deal with Ri and Buster so Grace: true he's soooo Grace: ugh Grace: still, NEED to shop if this is happening Grace: this is what I mean, such an EVENT Grace: & if I'm not even gonna shag him LIKE 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: The amount of clothes you have Janis: really Grace: don't start Grace: do I have clothes to snare a posh boy?! Think not Grace: If I've worn it before I LITERALLY CAN'T Grace: I'm telling you he's EXTRA Grace: trying to impress here Janis: 🙄 Janis: Well let's not act like it's a hardship, any excuse to shop with you Janis: so go for it Grace: UM rude Janis: 😂 Come on Janis: you should have a share in Topshop at this point Grace: If I did I wouldn't need to impress any lads 💸💸💸 Janis: 'Course Janis: forgot you were in it for the 💰 Grace: Excuse you, not Ri Grace: wish she was here tho Janis: Sure she can spare time to facetime you if nowt else Grace: you'd think Grace: ugh Grace: this family, only around when you don't want them Grace: so typical Janis: Preaching to the choir Grace: did mum & dad catch barista boy the other night?? Grace: assuming not as you haven't died of shame Grace: sooooooooo cringe Janis: Don't think so Janis: Not that I was trying to sneak, just don't want them to chat to him Janis: or me, for that matter Grace: OMG dad would try & feed him Grace: LET IT GO Janis: Don't Janis: I have to have dinner with his family, and his Dad's girlfriend Grace: 😱😱😱 Grace: next level cringe Janis: Yeah Janis: idc about the kids they're cool but Grace: his little brother is sooooooooooo cute 😍😍 Grace: & not to be a bitch but better at art than your bf Janis: 😂 Janis: alright go on a date with him Grace: if I was 6 I would Janis: You weirdo Janis: 😏 Grace: whatever he's adorable shhh Grace: Asia's little brother is 👾 like actually soooooooo mean Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: Know the feeling, babe Grace: bitch don't be calling me out Grace: I'm so nice Janis: 😏 Janis: so self-centred, you know there's 10 of us Janis: could be talking about any one of yous Janis: talking 'bout you all, as it goes but Grace: you're the mean one 👌👌👌 Grace: are you still gonna help me with my OOTD or not? Janis: Never Janis: so shocking you would suggest that Janis: yeah, go on then Grace: don't be a bitch when I spam you with dressing room selfies Grace: the lighting is literally designed to make us wanna kill ourselves Janis: 🐸🍵 Janis: hot take Grace: 🐸 to 👸 🤞 Janis: Don't be tryna lips the sales assistant Janis: she don't get paid enough for that Grace: if I'm not getting any from my date Janis: 🙄 called that in the air Janis: no need to have that many sleepovers Grace: 😂 Grace: Mia obvs would have invited you babes if that was true Janis: 🤢 it's gross 'cos it's true Grace: should we throw her a coming out party or?? Grace: It is pride month Grace: before you know it Janis: 😂 Bitch I wish you would Grace: if I knew that was all it would take for you to like me Grace: 💔💔💔 Janis: What, dragging that bitch? No duh Janis: You been knew Grace: she's the only one who thinks being gay is a drag Grace: idk why even Grace: I'd love that, boys are the WORST Janis: 💔 Janis: The tragedy that is hetrosexuality Grace: I know, right? Grace: so unfair Grace: but like I'd just be worried that the girl is hotter than me the whole time anyway so Janis: 😂 Janis: Looks like you can't win, babe Grace: Truly Grace: [sends first potential outfit] Grace: 😱😱😱 LOOK at this! UGH I wanna die Janis: It isn't that bad, calm down Janis: the colour is a bit Janis: though, so yeah, keep looking Grace: No way this assistant is getting 💋 now thank you Grace: you're more help & that's Grace: just weird Janis: not working on commission Janis: though I should charge Grace: IOU Grace: whenever Janis: Whatever Janis: nbd Grace: I'm serious, not THAT much of a bitch Grace: [sends outfit option 2] Grace: OMG!! HOW ARE THEY GETTING WORSE! Grace: 🤢🤢🤢 Janis: Nah, don't even bother to hang that back up Janis: why are they selling that Grace: gonna have to be ✂ out & buy it anyway Grace: 😭😭😭 Grace: who it is for? cos I DON'T know her? Janis: Don't be stupid Janis: you're just flapping Janis: get your woman to help Grace: sure cos she's been sooooo helpful so far Grace: this is the worst day of my actual life Janis: 🙄 Janis: get your arse outta that and into something decent 'fore I have time to address that please Grace: [outfit 3 cos we know you ain't stuck bitch calm down] Janis: That's better Janis: it's a decent fit Janis: not slag short but you don't look like a nun either Grace: yeah but it needs to be 🔥 not just better than the worst this shop has to offer Grace: so what's bad about it? Grace: Gotta improve Janis: Not crazy about that Janis: idk what you'd call it Janis: but the frilly hem Janis: bit cutesy Grace: 👌👌👌 Grace: same Grace: not a mood Janis: Will they ever stop bringing the 90s back Janis: the real question Grace: IKR Grace: over it Grace: never was about it but like go off Grace: OMG he's sent me the place we're going, search it for me to check I won't get thrown out for looking like a slag Grace: [sends deets] Janis: Bit fancy for a usual teenage lad but nothing too pretentious you gonna get kicked out Janis: You can deal Grace: so like???!! Grace: [outfit 4] Janis: Grace, that isn't the right size Janis: it's 10x too big for you Grace: Are you even looking at the same picture as me?! Janis: Yes bitch Janis: it has potential but you need the size down at least Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: 👌 wait Grace: [take 2] Janis: Way better Janis: can actually see you have a body Grace: I s2g if you're trolling me rn Grace: I will kill you Janis: I ain't, that's how it's meant to look Janis: not 2 foot of extra material Grace: I don't wanna do this Grace: no offense Grace: not this specifically Grace: just ugh Janis: Why not Grace: idk I haven't been to the gym in FOREVER Grace: & none of this is working either Janis: so you feel shit Janis: what's a better way to feel better about yourself than having a boy all 😍 and Mia all 😡 Grace: but what if it goes wrong Grace: I haven't been on a date date for ages either Grace: & not to like Grace: wherever this is Grace: like excuse me while I load up a tutorial about which fork to use when 🙄🙄 Janis: It won't Janis: you're chatty, you're the nice one Janis: unless he's really boring or a dick then like Janis: that's on him Janis: if anyone is suited to dates, it's you Grace: Oh please Grace: anyone can be chatty & nice when they want a boy to get off with them at a party Grace: even you Janis: Yeah? Why didn't I then Janis: Massive virgin you reckon Grace: duh cos you don't want to Grace: waiting on your rom-com moment with barista boy obvs Janis: 😑 piss off Grace: it's not shade babes Grace: it's like the opposite Janis: It's you that likes rom-coms, not me Grace: everyone's jealous for a reason tho Grace: not saying I am cos EW Grace: kms Janis: Nice save Grace: OMG shut up Grace: you know what I mean Janis: Whatever Janis: not trying to make you jealous Grace: I'm just saying Grace: he's actually a decent boy & he likes you & knows how to treat you Grace: how often is that happening around here? Janis: not with the lads you like Janis: not all of 'em are cunts Grace: CAN YOU NOT Grace: so rude to me Janis: it's not, it's your taste Grace: OMG didn't open my mouth to be attacked Grace: thank you Janis: 🙄 calm down Grace: you first Grace: you're so mean literally ALL the time Janis: Not telling you exactly what you wanna hear isn't mean, Mia Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: whatever Grace: this was a bad idea Janis: You're so dramatic Grace: and? Grace: we've established you want me to change my entire personality Grace: get over it Janis: I don't give a shit Janis: I said you should Janis: then you wouldn't be 😭 all the time Grace: you have no idea Janis: Mhmm Janis: your struggle is so unique and complex Grace: no, but it's mine & you don't want any part in it so don't comment Janis: Nah Janis: I can do what I want Grace: yeah exactly Grace: it's so easy for you Janis: 🙄 Janis: sure Grace: I am Grace: I'd love not to care, babes Grace: such a mood Janis: then grow a pair and do it Grace: I can't Grace: I'm not you Janis: Not a requirement Grace: isn't it? Grace: if I put in as much effort or lack of as you, no boys would be falling in love with me Grace: trust Grace: they don't now Janis: you can't control other people, that's why Grace: I can't control what I look like either Janis: well you do so Janis: lie Grace: no I don't Grace: I have to be so extra to get anyone to pay attention to me Grace: you don't, you never would Janis: It's not a comparison to be made Janis: look at where you're looking to get attention from, like I said Grace: THAT'S the lie Grace: I'm compared to every sister we've got Grace: especially you Janis: and I'm not? Janis: People are dicks Grace: it just matters Grace: like it or not Grace: so I have to care about it Janis: Why Janis: you think you're gonna suddenly be hotter than Ri or a model like Billie 'cos you try Janis: that won't happen and people are still gonna chat Grace: so what I let myself be a 2 cos I can't be a 10? Grace: Like I wanna be alone forever Janis: People like what they like, you can't control it Janis: if you felt like a 10, it'd be irrelevant Grace: well I don't so it's not Janis: aren't you bored Grace: do you care? Janis: asked didn't I Grace: Like that means anything Grace: I asked you for help it doesn't mean it'll save my date disaster Janis: 🙄 Sod you then Grace: sure Janis: 👌 Grace: thanks for the help Grace: wasn't like a totally tragic attempt Janis: Like I care Janis: you try so hard you should have it figured out by now Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: Bye then Janis: have fun on your date Grace: I'll try Grace: obvs Janis: Got to stay true to type Grace: exactly Janis: go with the last one you tried on Janis: welcome Grace: The search continues Grace: stopping at like 4 lacklustre outfits? UM NO Janis: yeah how crazy not to waste another 4 hours having emotional breakdowns in a changing room Grace: how crazy to bother going on this date at all if I'm not bringing it Grace: bitch please Janis: so pick 4 Grace: it's not good enough Grace: need a jaw dropping moment duh Janis: 🙄 Grace: I don't need anymore help don't do yourself an injury Janis: yeah you do Janis: call one of your friend Grace: No I don't Grace: rude bitch Janis: found an outfit then? no Grace: I can do it Grace: I'm not that tragic Janis: 👌 Grace: such 🔥 advice from you, babes Grace: that's the secret Janis: You said it yourself, I don't need to try Janis: boohoo Grace: duh why I asked Grace: if I was gonna ask my friends I could just ask myself Grace: 🙄🙄 Janis: Well you ain't listening and apparently can't 'cos you ain't me so how did you think it'd work Grace: I am listening I'm just choosing to ignore you Grace: cos I don't trust you Janis: well then why waste both our time asking Grace: IDK Grace: I thought maybe you'd hold off being a judgey bitch for long enough Janis: Oh fuck off Janis: You're literally asking for judgment Janis: and I gave it you Grace: of the clothes not EVERYTHING else Grace: I feel bad enough thank you Janis: I haven't said shit Janis: it's you Grace: you're always shading me Grace: check back in with yourself & this convo Grace: not even passive aggressive just aggressive Janis: I said you had shit taste in men and friends, which is true Janis: and that's all I've said so jog on Grace: no, you're making fun of me for trying when I literally told you I have to Janis: No, I'm not Janis: you're saying how hard it is so I'm telling you to not Janis: ask why that bothers you so much Grace: if it wasn't hard I wouldn't have to, would I? Grace: I'd just be walking around #effortless like you Grace: you acting like crying in a dressing room is such a big joke bothers me Janis: You can, literally you are the only person stopping yourself Janis: If being you is harder than all this effort then you've got bigger problems than what dress to wear on this date Grace: I'm aware Grace: but one thing at a time, hun Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Janis: Priorities, Grace Grace: oh excuse me Grace: I'll just put everything on hold while I address being me 👌👌 Janis: well bitch Janis: what is your excuse Janis: just do it before you're 40 your midlife crisis would be tragic Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: best advice yet obvs Grace: maybe you should charge, babes Janis: That's the plan Janis: you owe me, remember Grace: & you're taking it in 💸 yeah? weird flex but sure Janis: what else have you got Janis: don't look enough alike I can force you to go to this dinner so Grace: You could literally make me do ANYTHING & that's what you're going with? Grace: Having a bf has obvs changed you Grace: real tragedy Janis: Clearly not as mean as you reckon Janis: gutted Grace: for you, you had being a savage going for you at least Janis: Mhmm Janis: one moment I'm #effortless the next I've got nowt Janis: give it up, kid Grace: 🙄🙄 Grace: didn't say that Grace: also am literally older than you, bitch Janis: what are you saying Janis: you don't make no sense, babe Grace: your looks are effortless, your personality needs work Grace: but nothing is going too far Grace: you're got an IOU Grace: & the barista whose speech you're stealing now like Janis: Go me Janis: 👏 Grace: mhmmm Janis: Poor Gracie Janis: enough cafes about, do a crawl, get you your own Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: & I'm not listening to you, sure Grace: that'll solve all my problems rn thanks so much Grace: I don't wanna go on the date I agreed to Janis: Only 'cos you're nervous Janis: you aren't sworn off of dick are you Grace: you told me not to shag him Grace: so not the point Janis: You aren't on a ban Janis: just not him in case Mia is scheming Grace: you don't know what self imposed rules I'm living by Janis: 😂 Really Grace: Better story than nobody being interested Grace: schemes aside Janis: 🙄 come off it Grace: Oh sorry are you not living for my honesty Janis: you said it, anyone can get lads to get off with them Janis: so that ain't what you want either Grace: I also told you it's been ages Grace: & never said that's what I want anyway Janis: well you ain't forgot, like Grace: 😂😂😂 Grace: what it's like to have an actual boyfriend maybe Janis: maybe Janis: like he's maybe several squirrels in a boy suit Grace: You're so weird Grace: what am I meant to do with that Janis: Says you Janis: You've had boyfriends, ain't you, like, what do you mean Grace: not really Janis: ? Grace: I've had boys Grace: sometimes they wanna get off with me more than once Grace: I'm not going to family dinners Grace: I'm not even #official Janis: Oh Janis: Okay Janis: well I'm just going to this dinner to piss off his Dad so like Janis: but I don't know Janis: it's Janis: nice Grace: Well you'll be amazing at that Grace: what's his dad's thing? Grace: why he so idk Janis: 👍🖕 cheers, bitch Janis: He don't like me but he's just a moody twat in general Grace: you should play the race card at dinner Grace: that'll really get to him Janis: 😂 Janis: Probably ain't looked at me long enough to notice Grace: it'll make him uncomfortable anyway Grace: I get comments on my vids all the time Janis: Idk why you keep doing it Grace: obvs Grace: you don't know anything about me Janis: 🙄 Janis: it wasn't a read Janis: I'm just saying Janis: all the trolling you get Grace: I'm just saying Grace: It's a fact Grace: we don't know each other Grace: another reason I asked for your help before, duh Janis: How's that make sense Grace: what do you even mean? Janis: How'd you reckon I could help you if I don't know you, is what I mean Grace: cos I'm not trying to be myself Grace: so you don't need to Grace: get in, make him want me, get out Grace: but not the real me, just whoever he wants me to be Grace: or thinks I am already whatever Janis: It would help if I knew him, or you did Janis: not all boys like one look Janis: contrary to what you might think Grace: I know enough Grace: & I know the kind of boys Mia is 'friends' with Grace: I'm not as stupid as you think Janis: then why do you need my help Janis: Jesus Grace: I didn't need it Grace: I just wanted it Grace: like I said, I've got no backup Janis: have you tried on any more or what Janis: what are you even doing Grace: I'm in a different shop Grace: excuse you Janis: Oh God Janis: Are you gonna be this unbearable if I come find you? Grace: I can go harder, bitch Grace: Is this a test? Grace: this one's got more potential Grace: so not sorry Janis: Shut up, do you want me to come or nah Grace: not really Grace: can't mute you in person Janis: Fuck you then Grace: Like you said, I feel shit Grace: do I need you adding to it? 🤔 Janis: I was coming to help 'cos I felt sorry for you but literally get to fuck Grace: yeah your pity is really gonna help Grace: I'd rather die Janis: FYI then, you're coming on strong with the sobstory Janis: not a mood Grace: thanks Janis: 👋 Grace: 💋 Grace: [later] Grace: my phone's dying tell mum & dad where I am so they don't get extra Janis: Alright Janis: another IOU though Grace: 🙄🙄🙄 Grace: whatever Grace: I've got money so Grace: haven't shopped THAT hard Janis: Nah Janis: like I ain't gonna rise to the challenge Janis: HATE to disappoint Grace: awkward considering how often you do it Grace: but sure Janis: Whatever you say 😏 Grace: Mia's still walking around being THAT bitch so yeah Grace: disappointed™️ Janis: sounds a bit like you want me to murder her...? Grace: 😂 Grace: better idea Grace: come with me Janis: Twin murder Janis: someone's got to have beat us to that 👯 Grace: UM HELLO!? I'm being serious Grace: come on the date with me & she'll die Janis: 🤔 Janis: Hmm Grace: you know I'm right Grace: you don't even have to have a good time as long as the #s say you do Grace: not like I'm seeing this boy again you can literally leave after pics Janis: Yeah, alright Janis: I'll ask Jim, as long as he ain't busy then why not Grace: yay! Grace: 👌👌👌 Grace: persuade him babes Janis: Sometimes he has to look after his sibs it's not that easy but I'm asking Grace: tell him I'll take a shift Grace: I'm an amazing babysitter Janis: dope, you gotta come on your own date 😂 Grace: I mean as an IOU like Grace: so you two can go on one that you actually wanna Grace: 💖💖 Janis: I'll throw that out too Janis: Yeah, he'll do it Grace: OMG Grace: yay Grace: wear something she'll hate Janis: Know I said it weren't that posh but reckon trackies are a no-go Janis: but she hates everything I do so not hard still Grace: duh just look 🔥🔥🔥 Grace: she thinks you can't Janis: Yeah right Janis: 👌🍆 Janis: established Grace: don't be borrowing any of my clothes to do it bitch, I saw that! Janis: Don't worry, I won't 😂 Grace: HOW DARE Grace: that dress was in reach of you for a reason Grace: not like it's my fave Janis: Should hope not Janis: it got the job done Grace: I'm not wearing it on the date so chill Grace: or like EVER now you have Janis: 🙄 Janis: I'm not diseased Grace: bitch you 'grammed it Grace: do you wanna share clothes with me? I think not Janis: Technically I didn't Janis: 🤷 Grace: It's still there Grace: we aren't 6, not a mood Janis: 💔 Janis: Turn it into curtains then Janis: switch it up Grace: You're so weird Grace: not that kind of youtuber thanks Janis: like you've not seen the sound of music Grace: Indie & Ri made me Grace: 🙄 Janis: 👌 you loved it Grace: shut up Grace: I did not Grace: soooooooooo cringe Janis: you loved any time they'd let you hang Grace: glad my phone's about to die if you're going back to being a bitch Janis: oh hush Janis: got the place, give us the time then Grace: be there at 8 Grace: we don't need to go together Janis: would feel a bit ganged up on Janis: poor lad Janis: you can have drinks first, I know to be fashionably late Grace: thank god Grace: I'll need them Grace: he's so Janis: so? Grace: ugh idk so MUCH Grace: the ego is like Grace: I can't Janis: sounds like a keeper Janis: whatever Janis: had worse night's out for less, yeah? Grace: IKR Grace: 🙄 whatever I'm focused Grace: he thinks I'm gonna be all 😍😍😍 that'll be you boy Janis: 👍 Janis: exactly Grace: OMG what should I drink? Drunk is not the mood Janis: Yeah, go easy Janis: just like rose or some shit Grace: champagne 'cause he's rich Grace: it doesn't taste nice so Grace: not gonna be wild Janis: as long as there's water at the table Janis: so dry Grace: & as long as he's paying Grace: no way I am Grace: sorry about it ladies but this isn't a typical date night Janis: 😶 Janis: secret's safe with me Grace: tell the barista Grace: if anything's on the 'gram that ruins me I'm gonna murder him Janis: 😂 Janis: don't get your bad side, got it Grace: girl please, for that night only I don't have one Janis: That's the attitude Janis: if he's paying got more funds to go all out Grace: I hope it's not actually too expensive if you have to Grace: Mia's not worth THAT much Janis: Nah, I checked Janis: he's not going that hard Grace: Phew Grace: last thing I need is his entitlement 🙄 Janis: Obvs Daddy's spends aren't going that far Grace: how embarrassing Janis: all sorted then? Grace: sure Janis: in a bit then Grace: 😘

[soraenun-archive]

well hello there 💕 it is i, your secret admirer (writing to you made me think of all those scenes in shows where someone discreetly drops a letter in their friend's locker to tell them how much they like them) 💌

i'd like to first thank you for putting so much thought into answering my little asks. the fact that you wanted to feel better to give me a thorough response means so much to me 🥺 i'm sorry that you didn't have the best day yesterday :( hopefully, today you're feeling at least a little better. just in case, here are a bunch of hearts just for you 🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍

oh yeah, i definitely feel for my friends who biased nugu/flop groups and when they heard the news of the disbandment, it broke their hearts. which is why i was so happy for brave girls because they got some spotlight after so many years 💓 i was also happy for my mutuals who bias them because you could the genuine excitement through the screen :D you made some great points that i didn't think about. it's true that acting can be more sustainable, especially because not everything is based on your appearance. i mean, looks and appearance overall still play a major role in acting, but you don't have to be young and energetic to play a certain character. whereas, in kpop, once you show signs of aging, you're kindly shown the exit. it's so sad because things don't have to be this way. especially with women, they always get unfair treatment, compared to men :( also, when a new group from the same company debuts, ggs begin to count the days until they have left. i talk from experience because a lot of ggs i liked back then disappeared completely once a new gg debuted.

ghibli movies are so good i wouldn't be able to choose just one. also, i think if i told you my favourite, you'd know who i am in a second. and i'd like to keep my identity a secret for a little while hehe little forest is a great movie. like you said, it's calming and chill. it's a movie for when you need to slow down.

i'm so glad we got a rv comeback 💖 i did listen to the album and my favourite songs are bamboleo and good, bad, ugly 💗 i keep repeating them. they're SOOOOOOOOO GOOD!

question of the day: do you have any hobbies? or anything you do to unwind?

as usual, i hope you're having a good day (at least a better day than yesterday) and please take care 😘

from 🐘 anon

oh please thats so cute!!! you can just imagine me reading it with the biggest smile on my face! 🥰💘

yeah it’s been a pretty hard couple of days! my cat has been unwell and sadly he isn’t with me anymore and i miss him terribly :( but i’m just trying to stay busy and distracted and focus on things that make me happy <3 your messages make my days so much brighter so it was nice to get one today when i really needed it! thank you for all the hearts hehe 💕💖💞💗

ohhhh yeah i was so happy for brave girls!! their new song is so cute too! i hope they do well on queendom even though i think the show is gonna be kinda messy overall but rollin’ was a great song i’m glad it finally got the love it deserved! yeah not a lot of groups stand the test of time, especially female groups. usually when the company debut a new one they tend to make the older group take a backseat and you’re right it is totally unfair :(

ooo well even though i am super curious i will respect your wish to remain anonymous!💗 but yesss the rv comeback was really good i’m looking forward to the live stages and seeing all the cute outfits!! hopefully they will do a few special promotion stages for bamboleo since everyone seems to love that one too!

i wish i could say something really cool and interesting but my hobbies are probably that of a 15 year old boy lmao i really like watching football and playing video games! but i also enjoy watching asian dramas (thai and korean specifically) i feel like you might also watch korean dramas (correct me if im wrong ajshda) but i wonder if you’ve ever seen any thai ones? i have a whole sideblog dedicated to dramas and one for football too sadkjahsdak

thank you so much angel! my day could have definitely been better but your message really cheered me up! i hope you’re having a lovely day!💓💓

[tellywoodtrash]

bepannaah 19.03.18 lb

right. let’s do this. entertain me, ridiculously good looking ppl.

oh fuck what, is this a one hour show? please tell me it’s just for the first ep, coz i’ve already lost interest if this is a one hour daily. i don’t have the strength to keep up with this kinda bs.

god, it’s unfair how pretty this girl is. honestly.

seems like has god has compensated by giving her a real besuraaa voice tho. bb girl, pls stop.

oh god she’s one of those ‘aaaap’ and ‘hum’ ppl.

also weirdly codependent on her husband for weird shit like remembering song lyrics? ok???????

what exactly is this hot mess that she’s making???? somewhere in an alt universe, omkara singh oberoi’s chest hurts from the violation of “art” that’s happening here.

lel “hum aapka jhoot hamesha pakad lete hai” foreshadowingggggggg

hubba hubba who this mancakeeeee. chehra dikhaa jaanemann!

haaaaaaaaaaye his puppy eyes. such cyooot.

hmmmmmm this one’s wife is sick of playing mom to him within 3 minutes of show starting.

… is she not wearing a blouse????

ok no i see flashes of it.

lmao this pettyass child, threatening to go to a different continent, just so he can get chain ki neend.

why is she in such a panicccccc coz she can’t find yash??? aadmi hai, billi toh nahi, jo darwaaza khula chod diya toh kho jaayega.

god what a motley crew of nonsense naukar??

ok fwding this stupid comedy bit about her “art”

lo aa gaaya gareebon ka varun dhawan.

actually he looks like lovechild of varun dhawan and vatsal sheth. and naman shaw. (remember him???) or something.

here this actual man child is still sulking. now over toothpaste or some shit.

wow his mom just sauntered right into the loo. like, do ppl in tellywood just not have any issues with walking into the loo when someone else is there or what? i’d scream the fucking house down.

great he forgot her bday. idiot.

oh he’s arnav singh raizada type - making a habit of forgetting every year. baaad husband! bad!

the dubbing of this ep is realllly off and it’s bothering me.

he filmyyyy. lol. i like.

ooooooh. diaryyyyyyyyy. this is gonna come in play laterrrrrrr.

“bachpan se teri diary dekhta aa raha hoon”

oh ho, they’re bachpan ke saathi and all that. interesting.

damn girl, loook guiltierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

also, writing your secrets in a diary is the dumbest shit ever? like, why would you leave a paper trail, so easy to access? its 2018, put it on a private blog or some shit.

ok he didn’t read it. but he’s gonna. you just wait, he gonna read that thing before her body goes cold.

pooja is a scorpio forsho. hella relate to her secretive, none-of-your-damn-business ways.

oh greatttttttttt, he’s another omkara singh oberoi with the whole I HATE LIES bs

god, this woman is still hung up on her bhaddaaaa sa sculpture thing.

lol her hubs is like plz, no more. lord give the spouses of “artists” patience, coz honestly, they’re tiresome af.

he’s also an aap hum dude. i think i like aditya’s way of talking better.

yeah that i love you of his rang realllllllllllll hollow.

oh ho ho. zoya here is stealing tricks from the shivaay singh oberoi book of romance, holi chapter.

“zoya mere kapde gande ho jayenge.” “toh phir utaar dijiyega.”

OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAP I LIKEEEEEEEEEE.

damn, she just insinuated getting dirrrrrty and then cleaning up together later.

YEAH GIRL. BE SEX POSITIVE AND TAP THAT BOOTY.

i mean, i’d rather you tap that other one’s fine booty, but abhi ke liye yeh bhi chalega.

smartphones are a curse upon modern day relationships.

… bro you’re indian. you don’t get dubai visa that easily in spur of moment. you gotta apply for that shit in advance. go to qatar. visa on arrival for indians these days.

oh that was HER mom, not his???? that makes the bathroom intrusion even weirder and creepier. like damn saasumaa, boundaries.

LMAO HE CUTE AF

oh ho, hint of financial issues. he borrows money from her? she’s the richer one? interestinggggg.

she’s an artist too? what exhibition???

god he’s sooooooooo cute. also their little head tilt thing was adorbs. i def like these two as a couple better.

why is she so uncomfortableeeee with him? this is not the face you make when a husband this hot is attempting to feel ya up. girl you shady affff.

yuppppppp she def has some resentment at him not growing tf up.

ooooooooh "mujhse zyaada tumhe koi pyaar nahi karega!!!!" and all. and pooja seems hella uncomfy. which is fair. these kinda statements are really not as romantic as they’re supposed to seem. they’re more a statement of ownership than love.

at this point i gotta say, i relate with pooja the most in this show so far, and i’m hella sad she gonna be dead soon.

zoya, i get your disappointment and all, but you clingy and whinyyyy af girl.

why is he shaving out in the open? do you ppl not have a bathroom?

gareebon ka varun dhawan thinks being a good husband is listening to wife complain about the naukar. cool. cool cool cool. i hate brown dudes.

gift!

damn girl, calm down. it’s a ring. not cash. i always prefer cash.

oh ho wrong size. pooja size? huhuhuhuhu.

LMAO HE’S SO UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU SHADY FUCK.

damn adi-pooja’s house is huuuuge af. like, they’re not oberoi rich, but definitely hellla fucking rich.

omnious kadamon ka sound. tension-inducing elderly male figure is making entry. is he dad or sasur????

oh this guy. shahid kapoor ka ex step-dad.

dad has Opinions™ on the commute issues of younger couple.

ok mr. hooda. HIS dad.

also, wow. another omkara callback. daddy issues and calling father mr. [surname]

wow, i clearly have “a type” when it comes to tellywood dudes, don’t i????

his mom looks just about as young as his wife, the fuck. like, at most she looks 5 years older than him.

aaaand gareebon ka varun dhawan is offffffff. never to be seen alive again, i presume.

god she clingyyyyyyy af. i don’t really like her character so far.

mmmmm hmmmmmm. love me a man in uniform.

ok he seems to be treating the plane’s PA system like some kinda radio station for himself. nope.

yeah, these fake flying scenes are weird and corny af. fwding.

ok he’s gonna go to mussoorie. because Reasons.

love zoya’s mom for promoting healthy body image. you go mom. i like you.

dad has judgy face af.

lol dadddddd hates yash and thinks he stoopid.

“aapki subhaanAllah pottery.” snort.

lol, i like the sister. she’s so fucking done with her dad’s 5 saal puraana dukhda. get over it already, dad.

dad says issue is not communal. meaning he really knows that yash is shadyyyyyyyy af.

LMAO MAN WHY AND HOW ARE DESI DADS SUCH FUCKING EXPERTS AT DESTROYING YOU WITH THE FEWEST WORDS POSSIBLE

hmmmm hint of some financial issues here also.

damn, the dad really hates yash. what does he know about him that we don’t!?!?!?! SPILL ABBU! SPILL!

ok yup the siddiquis are rich af. driver badi gaadi and all.

oooooh serendipitous meeting time.

the push up level on her bra is kinda ridic. her boobs are practically up in her nostrils.

does every art shop in the world have this obligatory 3D buddha thingy or what????

ok what is this 5 minute waste on them wandering this fucking shop fwd fwd fwd 

oh it’s pooja’s favt song too?

aaaaaaand they both picked it up.

damn boy. you married. stop giving random hottie in the local archies’ heart eyes.

lmaoooooo pack kar dijiye plz and resulting apology.

snort us par in janaaab ka bhi moohtod jawab.

lel. beautiful idiots.

lmao i appreciate his efforts.

“yeh bus ki seat hai kya jispe rumaal phenk di toh seat aapki?” “dekhiye, hum bus mein travel hi nahi karte, toh humein kaise pata hoga???”

lolololol. what logic.

arre waaaaaah. valiant effort by aditya, but zoya knows charlie uncle (and whoever jenny is) and has capitalized on that.

LMAO I LOVE HE’S SPEAKING TO CHARLIE UNCLE AS IF HE KNOWS HIM SINCE FOREVER.

damnnnnnnnn the sexual tension.

LOLOLOL WHICH IS NOW JUST REGULAR TENSION COZ HE THREW MONEY AT HER AND TOOK OFF WITH THE THING. CHOR KAHINKA.

they’re legit running all over the damn city. lord above.

what stamina these two have. jfc.

lol urdu lesson in the middle of conflict.

what’s with gulaal phenking?

oh, just distraction technique.

oh no. phone call time. oh no oh no oh no. didn’t think it would come within this ep itself.

oh yikes car ki kaaafi buriiiiiiii haaalat.

ok fuck anything else, look at this man’s cheekbones. they can cut glass. how unfair. i want. both the man and his cheekbones.

also, this guy has zero questions on why she’s being found dead in mussoorie when she said she was going to chennai? two completely different directions my man. thought you were a pilot and supposed to know where the cities are????

oh shit, gareebon ka varun dhawan DEDDDDDDDDDD.

i mean, i knew it was coming, idk why i’m so shocked.

WHY LORD WHY IS POOJA DEAD TOO? I LIKED HER THE BEST SO FARRRRRRRRR.

aaah man, their grief is hard to watch.

aaaaaaaand

lel his instant face change like BITCH WHAT WERE YOU UP TOOOOOOOO

damn aditya, you reaaaaaaaaallll quick. you just went from shock to anger stage of grief in like under 10 seconds.

even zoya be like what this dude’s deal????? at first, and then she noticed the handssssssss.

ah man my heart is breaking for her. she seems so shockeddddd and brokennnn.

notice contrast in emotions and expressions:

ok BIGGEST QUESTION: how are yash/pooja are still holding hands? like, the car fell into the khaaai, and they most probably died on impact. how the fuck did you extract bodies out of the car like THAT? (or were they pulled out alive and then held hands and proceeded to die?) EXPLAIN TO ME, SHOW. 10 points, show your work. 

oh fuck lots happening in the next ep too, from slapping to angsty grabbing to almost killing to life saving. damn. is this really a one hour show daily????? dude imma be fucking exhausted.

[mccrps]

We’ll Always Have Tinder | A Theo Raeken AU

A/N: WOW SOOOOOOOOO! I got THIS request and I honestly love it, it’s hella cheese & corn & I love you anon for requesting this.

Warning: Some language, me attempting to be funny, nothing really.

Word Count: 1,552

Ding!

You eyed your phone curiously, already getting used to the tone associated with the terrible app called Tinder. You had downloaded it for laughs,but you knew exactly what the app was. A hookup app. And you had no intention of hooking up with anyone. You had just gotten out of a messy relationship a few weeks prior so dating someone -- hell even meeting up with someone was out of the question. So you’d decided while yes you wanted to have some fun, you were definitely not leaving your house to do it.

Then you saw this video of some girl trolling guys on Tinder and you knew exactly how to occupy your time. As soon as you set up your account you sat there for hours at a time, looking at everyone’s profile, some cute guys, some not so cute guys. Your camera roll was filled with the screenshots of the hilarious convos you’d sent to your friends. 

You were having fun for the first time in a long time. This was just a game to you, there was no pressure, no awkward silences in front of people you didn’t know. No potential heartbreaks. Just cocky guys who thought they ruled the world. 

Jeremy, (age) 10 miles away

Info

6′3″

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ - “A perfect gentleman.” - Anonymous Tinder woman

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ - “Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as a tame as the teletubbies.” - Anonymous Tinder woman

⭐ - “Stop asking me to review you weirdo.” - Anonymous Tinder woman

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐  - “So sweet.” - Jeremy’s mom

The bio alone made you swipe right, a soft snort escaping your nose as you did so. You looked through his pictures and he wasn’t a head turner, but he clearly had a sense of humor, something you saw as a plus for a person. Not that you were looking, but if you were going to spend all of your time on this app, you’d at least spend it with people who would keep the laughs coming.

You were on your couch, a forgotten movie playing in the background as you mindlessly swiped left and right on some new profiles, not even bothering to look at their bios anymore. You were getting bored of it. It had only been a couple days but your terrible pick up lines to the guys you’ve matched with and their sad excuse of holding a conversation just weren’t amusing you like it did in the beginning.

And then you stopped on one profile. You didn’t know why you stopped. His pictures were of low quality, a tell-tale sign that he was probably a catfish. His bio only had a few sentences. Nothing catchy, nothing extravagant. Just a normal guy.

Before you changed your mind you swiped right, your screen lighting up to tell you you’d matched. 

You went to your messages, seeing his name at the top.

Theo. 

You quickly typed a corny pickup line, not really caring that you’d used it a million times already.

“If you were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.”

You sent it and placed your phone down, trying to get back into whatever movie you were watching. 

Ding!

Your eyes fell on your phone again. There was no way he answered so quickly. It must’ve been another guy with some dumb reply. 

“And how exactly do I die each time?”

You blinked at your phone screen, unable to believe or even process what he had said. Not only was it uncommon but no one had tried to make a conversation out of it. 

None until now.

You completely spaced for a moment, not prepared for this situation at all. You had just guessed the guys on here would write you off as a troll and completely ignore your antics. And yet, here was the one who didn’t.

Opening your phone, the keyboard waiting for your reply. 

“Well, basically we crash someone’s wedding and we’re in the middle of a conga line, floors wet because someone spilled alcohol and you fall and crack your head open. There’s the first.”

“Wow. For some reason I always knew a death of mine would be alcohol related. I just never imagined it like that though.”

“These are tough times, Theo. Tough times. You decide your next death.”

You saw the gray dots as he typed his next message, for some reason you were anxious to see what he’d say. 

“Nickelodeon brought back the TV show figure it out and we get our first taste of the green slime. After that I become addicted to slime and overdose within the next two weeks. You tried to stop it from happening. But I’m stubborn as hell. I die. Next life.”

You hadn’t realized it then, but that was the exact moment that Theo stole your heart. 

You sent a bunch of crying emojis as you laughed, typing up your next reply.

“FIGURE IT OUT OMG. That brings us to death number 3. The villagers from the legends of hidden temple kidnapped you and never released you. Your bones are on display at Universal Studios.”

“Wow I can’t believe those sick bastards would keep the skeleton of a cat.”

You keep messaging back and forth, the outside world was irrelevant for one tiny moment. You talk about mindless things, like Pokemon Go and what you both do for a living. You debated on whether McDonalds or Wendys was better. Obviously the golden arches won because you were quote unquote all about those 20 piece nuggets. 

“Alright, alright. How about this. If my Pokedex is lower than yours then you let me take you out sometime. And by that I mean McDonald’s drive thru and if you are extra cute maybe I’ll drive to Wendy’s too.”

“You’re an idiot. But tell me. What’s your Pokedex look like?”

“It’s not that much, my phone broke and I didn’t get a new one for the two weeks during the hype. I’ve only caught 69. And no I didn’t type 69 to be a weird creepy douchefuck.”

“First off, what the hell is a douchefuck? Second yours is definitely lower than mine.”

“So.....McDonald’s or Wendy’s?”

“Do you take all the girls to either Wendy’s or McDonald’s? Just curious.”

“Only the special ones like you bae. Cause you deserve it.”

“Lmao. You’re an idiot. Well what are you doing now?”

“I’m actually at work right now. In my hiding spot. In the bathroom.”

“In the bathroom???”

You couldn’t help but laugh out loud to that, trying to picture it in your head.

“Yeah so I’m in the stall and the person next to me has a bad case of constipation and was definitely weirded out by me laughing. Pretty sure he thought I was laughing at him but it was just the thought of death #8. I wanted to explain it to him to cheer him up but I don’t think talking to a coworker about how I’m dying 9 times with a girl I just met would go over well.”

“We’re close to the end of the list.”

“I know. This is sad. Do we just stop messaging each other after death #9?”

“We could and then constantly come back to this convo and sigh while thinking, well, we’ll always have Tinder.”

He sent a heart over, making you smile a little.

“JK we’re making another list, pshh.”

“I might retire from Tinder after this convo just so it always stays on top.”

You rolled your eyes at his charm, a thought crossing your mind. 

“How long have you been on the app?”

You were curious to know the answer not that it mattered.

“A while. But this is the best conversation I’ve ever had on here. It’s your turn.”

You were satisfied with his answer, knowing that his time on there didn’t matter, not really. 

“Okay. Death #9. We’re watching Family Guy and it’s the episode where Peter is on the roof in a shopping cart and Lois comes out yelling and he’s like get back in the house Lois we’re being Jackass and he looks into the camera and he’s like I’m Peter Griffin and this is shopping cart roof...roof shopping cart. And then he falls off the roof and his neck is all distorted. So we placed a bet that you could do it and not get hurt. You bet you wouldn’t. I bet you would. Obviously I won but I couldn’t collect my winnings because you landed funny and broke your neck just like Peter did.”

All he sent back to you was the ring emoji. Making you laugh even more.

“Just say yes.”

“You haven’t even properly asked me out on a date. You can’t just throw a ring emoji to any girl.”

“What? I thought we had a date planned. 20 piece did that mean nothing to you?!”

You just sent back a bunch of laughing emojis, shaking your head.

“I think we’re moving too slow. I’m sorry it’s just not working out.”

“Oh silly me and here I was planning our whole life together. My bad.”

“We’ll always have Tinder.”

“We’ll always have Tinder. Also sidebar. Really? Only 69 Pokemon caught? Wow you’re terrible.”

You smiled to yourself, not exactly sure what was going to come out of this but pushed those thoughts away quickly, looking at the gray dots as Theo typed. 

[latinalesbi]

Why do you think Teri's voice cracked like that ? Especially as well as it did , since that was acting ? It was cracked in Honeymoon when (she) woke up with Lena , but it was nothing like this time around .

I think she lost her voice due to illness or work. It just depends when during the shoot that scene was shot. I think when she raised her voice it was more noticeable.

It reminds of the first wedding episode and in HD you can see a scar on her chin but only on some scenes.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Since Ximena kissed Callie, I would like to see how she feels about it. Did she like it or feel anything ? She didn't seem to not like it but she didn't really react.

Reading the scene, Callie didn’t respond. That doesn’t mean it won’t happen but there are reasons I believe she won’t respond to her feelings. But who knows? I do feel like there’s a bit of replacing the old ladies with young ones. And you know lesbians will respond to that because they are just as ageist as anyone else. And Racist.

Anonymous said:                                                                      wow i can’t believe you know EVERYTHING that happened behind the scenes!!!! you’re just sooooooooo knowledgeable!!!!!! also teri didn’t unfollow the cast you just love drama and anything that proves your stupid points. kinda like donald trump            

I’ll just let this sit here. It speaks for itself. I also lost 2 troll post in a crash and it makes me sad.  Also, lol about Teri. Talk about fake news my friend.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Yeah I saw that too. They directly asked if Teri was in the summer series and he deflected the question. Eek!             

Are they shooting the show right now? Joanna said they are. Maybe they’re going to scatter the stars and only some people are shooting. Who knows. Cierra already said everyone would be there. Hayden is a troll, usually.

Anonymous said:                                                                      While I enjoyed the ending scene in bed, it seemed incomplete. Thoughts?           

I felt like there might have been some cuts. I mean they had really excellent screen time but most of it was apart. So they might have cut their scenes together of course. My biggest problem was how brief it was and the weird angles on it. I think it was to increase the anxiety but it left me wanting.

Anonymous said:                                                                      You said „Teri is shooting“ how do you know that?! And do they not start this week or next week with the 3 episode thing?!            

Joanna said they already did start. It might be that they are shooting all 3 eps concurrently and only some people are working right now.  I mean, I believe Joanna over Hayden. https://twitter.com/JoannaJohnson31/status/953798613703974912

and she also said that the moms would play an important part in those 3 eps so...  https://twitter.com/JoannaJohnson31/status/953828047370600449

I am honestly not worried about it. Teri will be in it.

Anonymous said:                                                                      I mean there was a lot of stef and lena in this episode but not together. Ugh!!  but the last scene tho. Broke my heart. Wish it was longer..             

Yes to all that. If a lesbian can’t get a nice kiss in a birthday episode. I just don’t know. I get Stef was stressed, but lena has been noticing this, it was more important that she make a nice gesture.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Maia is doing damage limitation, which I understand they got called out on their bullshit and are not enjoying the heat. It doesn’t matter when they found out they still blindsided the rest of the cast with the spin off. No one knew. Teri is obviously angry. Why did she unfollow you Maia? As for the episode i adore Stef, Teri was amazing. The scene at the end was beautiful. As for the party, awful! Finally, Callie- dear god is there anything that girl won’t experience, but it is the Calli show.             

That’s exactly it. Damage control. There was a clear blindside. Sherri is to me the fairest person. And she was still tweeting out to renew the fosters in January. Imagine thinking you had a chance when 2 of your cast mates already know it’s done and are making side deals for a spin off. Seems wrong, really wrong.

I want to know, is there anyone who won’t fall for bland ass Callie? So ridiculous.

Anonymous said:                                                                      I know people are praising Mariana for being independent and playing off the three guys at the same time...but actually, I don't think it's right. If a guy was playing me with 3 girls I would be pissed off. You don't need to play 3 guys in order to be a strong independent female             

It’s not my kind of empowerment. There are some behaviors that one shouldn’t imitate, just because those in power behave that way.

Anonymous said:                                                                      I don't understand how out of all the characters to go on the spin off, they choose Aaron?? Like transgender representation is important, but it almost feels like they just want Callie and Aaron together to be "ground breaking" despite it not being a healthy relationship. Like what about Cole??? That would have been so cute. But this whole spin off is such a sell out and it angers me!             

We don’t know for sure but I wouldn’t be surprised. Aaron is an ass. He is a canonnical controlling bf. Girls beware and stay away from guys like that. Cole would have been sooo much better.

Anonymous said:                                                                      I wish AJ had more of a part in Ximena's storyline. He was a part of it in the first half of the season as he attended one of the protests and supported Callie and Ximena in the prom episode, and the episode after that. But all of a sudden he's not a part of it and Aaron's taking his place. I have a feeling it's because they're preparing for AJ to leave, since Tom is living in England. But I like it when AJ is a part of it because his interest always seems more genuine than Aaron's.             

I think the actor chose to go with a surer type of envirornment but unfortunately we lost out. AJ should be the one involved. Aj always got callie, plus he gets that foster kid side of her.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Im starting to feel like jude will be the third star. Do u think David sold them out too? I hope not becuse i really like his personality.             

I don’t think any star signing now would be selling out. The part that hurts is that signing that spin off played directly into cancellation and we just can’t know the timing. Plus, it was done behind people’s back. That’s the selling out and betrayal. The show is happening now, no matter who else participates. So either of these two joining would not really be selling out. I wouldn’t like them for doing it, but it’s not the level of betrayal the 2 girls showed.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Clearly Stef's blow up at Jenna has to do with guilt about stupid Mike right? I don't care about that storyline one bit. Fuck Mike and that guilt. Ugh I hate this show so much.             

Yep, that’s exactly part of it. It’s also her job, that job is stress inducing. It’s too much for Stef, she has too much heart. With Lena making more money, maybe she’ll go back to being a beat cop. or maybe she can work in homicide. Stef is too much of a mom to stay in sex trafficking.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Of course Sherri and Teri work together the best but some of Maia best acting is with Teri and Sherri. Sadly we don’t really get that anymore.             

Mariana/Lena ain’t bad either.

Anonymous said:                                                                      The two older women of the cast are now out of work whilst the young folk get to continue, of course many of us are upset. They’ve been dumped without a second thought, when they were and still are the heartbeat of the show. If people do not like the comments on your page, simple just don’t come on here. Many of us are grateful to you that we can vent somewhere.             

Thank you. I am glad it’s useful and cathartic. I am not sure why they would dump these wonderful women. And I am not sure how they can go back on, there’s no the fosters without Sherri and Teri. And people can just accept that and not look back. Woo hoo, people have no integrity. I hold people to their word, even when it’s hard (I sound like Lena).

Anonymous said:                                                                      Why did Teri unfollow you Bradley, Peter, Cierra, Maia? That should be the question they get asked until the answer. Won’t be able to spin that one!!             

I wouldn’t want more drama for Teri. I think we all know what it means. And they know what it means. The ones that can’t are the ones that think everything is honky dory. You see I have someone who is still in denial about this fact. Teri unfollowed these people, this is a fact.

Anonymous said:                                                                      God it’s sad it’s all ending like this. Bradley doesn’t give a shit. Peter and Joanna I think do, I hope. As for the two girls, I hope someone asks them about Sherri and Teri. Make them address it. I’ve no problem them furthering their careers but they negotiated behind the backs of their fellow cast members, and now instead of being sensitive to the fans feelings they are talking up their new show before the old one, that made them is even over! That’s what I’m pissed about!           

Those girls are all about how stef and lena are their favorite and they have their favorite scenes. Bullshit. And yes, the worst thing is that they haven’t even buried the show and they’re already pissing on it. Every single promo from now on will be about Callie or Mariana. It’s gross. They had to take them out of the artwork for the show. Why? Just be hurtful.

Anonymous said:                                                                      okay, so i just happened to be clicking through channels and inadvertently landed on the movie that's playing on ff right now - the fosters is next. guess what? they've played two commercials for the show and both of them were *old* promos for the season premiere, saying "the farewell season begins tonight". they can't even be bothered to play the right commercial for tonight's episode, apparently. they aren't even pretending to try anymore.             

That’s really sad. They can’t bother to pay an editor to put some non spoilery scenes together.

[bigbrothermonopoly]

EPISODE 2:

HOH: KRISTINE

EVICTED: NICKY (WALKED)

JESS:

Kristine being in power scares me shitless. I know I haven't exactly been the MOST social person in this game and I've been very UTR the last couple of days/ non existent but I always felt like I was good with Kristine. I don't know? I thought we talked a good bit at least in comparison to others.... but then after she won I called her the HBIC and homegirl told me she loved my ass kissing. That HOHITIS is real with this one ladies. I offered up my services as a potential person to work with moving forward and she ignored my offer. She literally swerved me. Straight up IGNORED me and focused on what I said about not being social. So there is a good chance I'm going up and if I don't go up it isn't because Kristine doesn't want it.. it'll probably be because others don't want it. At least I hope? I'm trying NOT to go into crisis mode on the second HOH but... old habits die hard? I think that's the quote? I think if I had to write a "trust list" for this game.. honestly.. I'm feeling really good about Kori. I THINK we could go far together and we'd balance out each other well. Obviously he's a good player and I'm going to need that on my side moving forward. Eve is obviously my #1 right now but it'd be naive on me not to believe that others aren't saying the same about her. I really like Andrew but we don't talk game? But I guess I can improve on that? Those are the 3 people I'm vibing with right now. 

KORI:

Ok so at this point I'm not entirely sure if I made a DR entry earlier or not, I planned on making a video but at this point it'd just get too long. Rehder going unanimously is STILL a meme to me but here we are. Kristine winning HoH was honestly alright for me because I feel like she and I have a reasonably good relationship. Though I'm not sure it could ever be something long term because she's likely working with people I have no desire to work with. (Dem, Chris, Brien, those guys.) Emma and I had a serious talk about long term what we wanna do about Eve since we seem pretty in agreement that the current dynamic is Jess and Mackenzie are Eve's Top 2 Bitches, and we're like probably the Bottom 2 Bitches. Personally I think the best time for Eve to go is like F7ish but obviously we need more time for things to progress to see where we sit. I think longterm the Mandela Monocles are a better alliance for me since I think I could sit next to Austin OR Silence and win. I just can't sit next to Gwen who I really think just has a better personality than me. With Kristine nominating Madison it... isn't really ideal for me, but Madison is also pretty isolated at this point. While we have that Mitten Connection, if she is lacking any connection with others in this game I can't go dragging my feet for her... That being said, I think eliminating Nicky this round, would not be like... the WORST thing ever. It'd just be a question of convincing Gwen that it's a good idea. Though the harder thing would be convincing others that keeping Madison is a good idea. While I like her, I'm not sure it's in my best interest to leave tracks trying to keep her in the game. Obviously it's gonna depend on how Veto goes, if noms stay the same I might push a little for a Nicky boot and see what happens, but if it's not gonna happen I'll just cut my losses. (Though with Nicky doing his thing he seems likely to dig his own grave.)

AUSTIN:

I am feeling very comfortable this week. I’m in the power trap alliance with Chris, Kristine, Dem, and Emma. I’m also in the Mandela Monocles alliance with Gwen, Silence, and Kori. Kristine is currently HoH so I don’t think she will put me on the block. I have suspicions that Emma is working with Eve because when we were playing the HoH competition, Emma refused to take Eve out. I’m just glad that one of my alliances is in power.

KRISTINE:

Love the alliance. So happy I won HOH and got to be in power. The veto comp didn’t go as well as planned tbh. I’m sooo upset that I didn’t do as well as I wanted I was up at 200 something and then lost it all over a very stupid roll. But it’s fine whether I win this or not I know I’ll get my way. Nicky is going home, let’s just hope he doesn’t win HOH. Don’t ever argue with the HOH when you’re the one on the block LOL!!!

NICKY:

CAN I LIVE? Can i fucking live? there are 16 other people in this and yet i got nommed for a stupid reason yet again. 

WILLIAM:

I'm so glad I escaped this week without being nominated!!! I feel so much better this week than last week! At the end of last week I thought for sure I was gonna leave pre-jury but now I feel like I've made so many real connections and I feel like I am in a great spot with many people

ANDREW:

episode 2 This could be super naive of me to say and a little cocky and i know it 100% IS but i feel like almost everyone in this game loves me besides nicky, i think im just playing a really good social game im scared of eve for some reason i feel like she is the only person possibly playing a better game than me. just get those competitive af vibes from her, i will not go after her unless she comes for me doe. shes super cute tho love her vibes, and I think me and Jess formed and alliance just now As of now Austin Jess and Chris are my top 3 in that order Update: I love Eve, we had an emotional heart to heart about STUFF, ill never forget it and i appreciate her for it so much, even if we don't end up being on the same side in this game together, the bitch is dope. I fucking love these noms dude, my 2 least favorite people sittingpretty on the block and i had nothing to do with it. HORNY cuz they wont even be coming for me. I hope nicky fucking bombs veto. "i cant talk to all 16 of u at once" ya....nobody fuckin asked you too but kristines point is sometimes a simple HELLO can save u from being nominated But regardless im proud of her and her tatse. * has one mixed drink and suddenly wants to fight nicky for no reason * oops i apologized to him and i didn’t even read anything from last night after what i said bc embarrassment. idc if he accept my apology, just wanted to throw it out there so i don’t look like a total douche

CHRIS:

Well week Number two and I’m in two separate alliances, have House majority, close with a few women, beyond the game have final choose with multiple people, should not be on the block for a long time, while slowly running this game behind the scenes with Myself. This backseat life is the best life

GWEN:

Hiiii. So looks like Nicky is going home tonight. He kind of dug his own grave. He was such a party pooper during our house game on Friday. Sooo. Yeah. I’m closest with Kori and Chris - getting closer to Chris for sure. What is it with me and Chris’s in ORGs? I need to get back to work. That is all for now :)

MACKENZIE:

i really gotta uhhhhh try harder bc i feel on the lowest end of the Entire Totem Pole. i feel like if i won smthn that would change but i’m a flop so

DEM:

I actually would have kept Nicky if he had the numbers. I wish he didn't quit. I think he messed up by throwing names around, because some people actually wanted to keep him...

EMMA:

if u cant handle the heat nicky why did u sign up.. quitting is worst then getting evicted.

TAWNI:

Ok since I was out of it last round time for my cast assessment now. Since this was due prior to Nicky quitting I’ll include him Nicky - I forgot he existed week one. Actually sad he quit and was gonna leave cause he was entertaining arguing with Kristine Gwen - I love Gwen. She allows me to not be the official grandma of the game. She is very sociable which is scary. But I think I can trust her. Austin - automatically meh about him cause of his name. Pretty forgettable honestly. Mackenzie - nice gal. Nothing negative to say. Haven’t talked much. Jess - the person I’m most terrified of. When I realized she is THE boojess like fuck me. I’m scared. I feel like as long as I don’t get on her bad side I’m good. William - seems like a good kid. Kristine - I’m v intimidated by her. She won hoh and veto and seems like a very smart player. She makes me nervous. Silence - who???? Brien- ok this kid. I’m doing what I can to get him to trust me. I know he is a loyal person. But am I the person he is loyal to? Or is it someone else? How do I make sure I am that person? Dem - nothing really to say MADISON - I love her sooooooooo much. She’s like the light of my life honestly and if I find out something different I’m gonna cry. Like I feel like a betrayal from her will hurt the most in this game. Andrew - okay first off......damn. I’m aware of his sexual orientation but boy sent me a photo so I could see his tattoos and DAMN!!! I need me a straight one of him. But he is a fun character I like him. Chris - I think I freaked him out when I sent him a long message about how I’m scared of cops. But I didn’t go up week one so that happened. I’m hoping I can work my way into his good graces later. Emma - seems like a sweet gal. I enjoy her. Kori - nothing to say sorry

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Hey guys! Please send me prompts! I love these! Also please forgive me if I made billy seem unlike his character. I dont want to offend anyone so if anyone has any tips please send em my way privately so i can fix them! _______________________________________________

GRANOLA (Cranscott fanfic)

It had been a long day. It was just Jason and Billy in the pit for these last few hours. Zack needed to get home to his mom, Trini had to watch her brothers while her parents went out and Kimberly got into it with her parents earlier so they gave her a curfew. Billy’s mom was renting a new van and Billy didn’t really drive so much so Jason was his ride home and would probably stay the night or just bike home. It beats biking all the way to the mines and then back.

Jason smirked as he barely dodged a punch.

“Woah! You’re killing it Billy!” Jason said in between breaths. Billy stopped and clapped a few times. Jason laughed and rested his hands on his knees. He hunched over in exhaustion. Both boys were drenched in sweat, Jason in his tank and red jogging pants and Billy in his blue sweat suit and head band. All of the rangers had started to wear more of their colors, unbeknownst to each other. It had just become a little thing for all of them, their own signature touch. It was actually Billy who mentioned it to all the rangers at lunch. They all pretended like they didn’t even notice but it was quite apparent what they had all begun to do.

“Can we take a break? I can barely stand up!” Billy exclaimed. Jason chuckled and nodded. Billy was just so… cute? Jason couldn’t explain it right. Whenever he was with him, he just couldn’t be anything but happy. It’s like the blue ranger’s joy and carefree energy was infectious. Honestly, Jason didn’t mind the feeling one bit. It was much better than being at home. His mom barely talked to him anymore because she was so busy taking care of his sister Pearl, and his dad was just being… well, dad. Being with Billy was almost like an escape for the leader, but not in a using and manipulating way. Billy was much more to him than that, and frankly, it was very scary.

Ever since they defeated Rita, the two had been spending much more time together. Trini and Kimberly totally snicker whenever Jason saves Billy a seat right next to him at lunch. Zack prides himself in being the best wingman ever, so whenever Billy runs from the lunch line to snag that seat, Zack just says obnoxious shit like “Oh Billy, doesn’t Jason look sooooooooo hot today?” Jason just kicks him under the table and Billy smiles and nods.

“Yeah. He looks nice all the time.” Jason groans and rubs his face to hide his blush and then Billy goes on to talk about other things.

So yeah, it’s gotten a little out of hand.

Jason and Billy grab their water bottles and sit down on the flat rock near the entrance of the pit. Jason starts chugging his water and Billy tries to slow down his breathing to a steady pace. “Being a power ranger is a lot of work you know? Like when me and my dad would come to the mines, we didn’t really do anything, well I didn’t. My dad would do all the work and I would help out a lot more when I got older, but other than that I would sit and watch, I never thought that there would be all this stuff here.”

“Well it’s honestly because of you that we’re here.” Jason said. Billy nodded.

“All I did was blow up the wall. We wouldn’t be rangers if it wasn’t for you, and Trini, and Kimberly… and Zack too.” Jason laughed and finished the last of his water. Billy pulled out a granola bar and opened it, offering it to Jason. “You want some? I’m not super hungry.” Jason nodded and took a piece.

“Thanks.” Jason said as he tossed the small piece into his mouth. The chocolate chips tasted so good after that work out. Billy bit into the granola bar and scarfed it down in about 30 seconds. However, the silence that followed felt like it lasted for hours.

“Jason…?’

“Yeah Billy?”

“Do you know Amanda?” Jason kinda sighed, thinking no, hoping that Billy was gonna ask him something else. But he never thought he’d ask about his ex girlfriend. She was one of the head cheerleaders and after he messed up his leg after the whole beef cake incident, they just started distancing themselves from one another. It was obvious that they were together because of the social statuses and hierarchies of Angel Grove High.

“Uh… yeah. We talked to each other for a while. Why?”

“Oh. Her and her friends just laugh sometimes when they see me or us. And at lunch when we all sit together. They whisper and say things but I don’t really know why. It makes me feel weird or just bad. I heard Kimberly saying that they cut her out of a picture or something and they aren’t friends anymore. At least she has us because if I didn’t have you guys I probably wouldn’t have anyone to talk to either.” Jason only heard about Amanda and started to heat up. He knows that Billy can handle himself but he feels extremely protective of him, and these new feelings that he’s having are not helping.

“She laughs at you? What does she say? Does she do anything else? Has she said anything to you?” Jason tensed up a bit as he sort of spat out each question. He truly doesn’t understand how someone could bother Billy. He’s kind and considerate and truly a good person. He even morphed before everyone else because he cared so much.

“I don’t know what she says exactly. And she hasn’t talked to me. Are you ok Jason? I didn’t mean to upset you at all. It doesn’t bother me a lot.” Jason looked away.

“No I’m fine. As long as she doesn’t say anything to you. If she does let me know.” Billy nodded.

“Okay. You said you talked to her before?”

“More like dated.”

“She was your girlfriend?”

“Yeah.”

“So you liked her then?”

“Not really. We were just together because we felt like we had to be. Like, if we weren’t then the school wasn’t in balance or some shit like that.” Billy frowned a bit at the swear and tone in Jason’s voice. “Sorry Billy.”

“No it’s okay. I just can’t say that word, but you can say what you want.” They both laughed a bit. “Is that how you feel with me?” Jason was completely thrown off by the question.

“Wait what?”

“Do you feel like you have to be with me because we’re a team?”

“No! Of course not Billy, not at all. You are nothing like those stuck up kids that go there, and trust me, I would know because I was one of them. You’re a good person, someone who actually cares about others and would do anything to protect them. I enjoy being around you.” Billy smiled and fiddled his fingers together.

“I enjoy being around you too Jason.” Billy could feel the heat radiating off of Jason’s body. They were so close. Billy started to heat up a bit too. His cheeks flushed. He became confused. He didn’t normally like touching and all of that but Jason was different. He was nice. The closest thing to a friend he has ever had at Angel Grove. But he knows what friendship feels like.

Friendship is how he feels with the other rangers.

This isn’t the same thing.

But he doesn’t really know what it is then and how to act on the feelings. If it’s not friendship, then what exactly is he feeling and why?

“You know Jason, you’re my friend, and whenever I see you I just want to go to you and talk with you, and walk with you, and just be near you all the time. I hope it doesn’t get annoying because I know that I can be that sometimes or boring even…” Jason shook his head at that, “but when I’m with you, I get all weird inside, like my face heats up and my stomach feels funny, not like I’m going to throw up or anything but well, I guess you felt the same with Amanda… or probably not… well maybe you felt the throwing up part because you didn’t like her but I even talked with Kimberly about it. She told me that it’s a good thing, and that I like you, and I do like you obviously but Kimberly corrected me and told me not in the way that she feels about you or Zack, but that I like you the same way that she feels about Trini. Does that make sense?” Jason was just dumbfounded. Was Billy really explaining how he felt himself? Everything was the same down to a tee, his feelings, the weird sensation in his stomach.

“Is that all true Billy? You feel that way? With me?”

“Well of course. She said that I probably want to be with you but I’m with you right now like I am all the time but it doesn’t fix the feelings I get. It only makes them worse…” Jason bit his lip. He was never good with words but he was a leader, that was his job. To encourage his team or to speak for them as Zordon put it, which he completely disagreed with. They were their own people and could speak up for themselves but how was he to lead a team if he could barely talk himself?

“Jason?” Jason snapped back to reality at the sound of Billy’s voice.”

“Sorry I was just…” he opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out.

“You’re mad at me aren’t you? I was hoping that wouldn’t happen Jason I’m sorry. I don’t want to weird you out.”

“No Billy listen-” Jason grabbed Billy’s hand. Billy flinched a bit from surprise but Jason forced himself to ignore it and not pull away out of instinct. He had to get these words out. If he didn’t, then he knew he’d regret it. “Billy I feel the same. I do I really do. You’re so smart and just… yourself. You don’t pretend to be anyone that you’re not and I wish that I had done that years ago. When I see you, no matter what’s happened at home or at school, I’m happy, and that’s a feeling I haven’t felt in so long.” Billy smiled and looked down at their hands. It was all so strange. Neither boy could understand it really but as strange as it was, it felt right. And that’s all that mattered now.

They’ve seen stranger things than this anyway, like the whole teen super hero zero crystal dino car stuff.

Billy laughed and Jason smiled at him. “What’s so funny? Did I sound stupid?”

“No it’s just, you know how Trini and Kimberly are?” Jason rolled his eyes.

“You mean like making out all the time?” Billy laughed.

“Sure…” Jason smiled and looked away, his cheeks flushed. He leaned into Billy a bit and turned. He looked at him, he actually looked at Billy. He was perfect. The moonlight framed his face in the most fascinating way. Jason kissed Billy on the cheek. Billy smiled and faced him. He leaned in a bit and caught Jason’s lips in his own. They broke apart after a few seconds. Jason laughed with excitement and put his head on Billy’s shoulder.

“Why are you laughing at me now?” Billy said breaking into short laughs between the words.

“Nothing it’s just… you taste like granola.”

“Yeah? Well so do you!”

They both laughed against each other until their sides ached.

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A drabble: Audrey Jensen, Scream

(Not my gif!)

Anonymous said:

If you're still doing them could you please do #17 with Audrey Jensen? If it's not too much to ask and you don't mind making it specific, I'm claustrophobic so maybe you could throw that in and add a little comfort/fluffy element to it?? If not that's fine <3

Yup, sure :)

17# : “Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while”

“If you want to see Noah alive, you have an hour to go to this place”, killer said through my phone, and a map flashed on the screen.There was a red mark on top of a building. I’ve never been there, but I knew how to get to there. Killer had taken Noah, and now called to me and Audrey to harass and threaten us. Noah was like a brother to me, and I would do anything for him, so I grabbed my keys, and started to walk to my car.

“Hey, are you sure we should just do what the killer asks? This could be and probably is a trap, so we should think about this a bit”, Audrey said behind me. “I know that this can be a trap, but we don’t have much time, so I will do anything that the killer asks. I will not let him die!”, I said firmly back to her, and started my car. She stood outside for a while, thinking about her options and then jumped on a seat next to me. “Alright, let’s do this, for Noah”, she said.

When we drove to the yard of our destination, I got chills going down on my spine. The place was abandoned house. It was big, and looked like it was haunted, and as a sane person, I really didn’t want to go, but for Noah’s sake, I got out of the car and took a deep breath. “You ready?”, I heard Audrey ask. “Yup”, I lied, and started to walk towards the front door. It let out a loud creak as I opened it slowly, and then we entered in the house. It was dark, and full of spiderwebs and dust. “Am I the only one thinking that this is a really bad idea? I feel like we are the basic girls in every horror movie ever who get killed first”, Audrey asked. “You know, that really doesn’t help. But no, you are not the only one”, I answered.

We walked a bit further, until we heard a piercing scream coming from deeper the house. “Noah!”, we shouted at the same time. “Where are you?”, I screamed. “Please, somebody help me!”, I heard him shouting again. We ran in the house frantically, searching the source, but couldn’t find it. “Hey hey, Audrey. Let’s stop for awhile, and listen”, I said after sometime. We stood, and listened, until we realised that the voice was coming from below us. Soon we found a door, which lead to stairs that went under the building.

I swallowed, and started to walk, one step at the time. “Noah?”, I whispered. We didn’t get an answer. The stairs led to a tiny little room, and only thing in that room was a table, and on that table there was a bluetooth speaker. “What the he-” I got to say before we heard a loud bang. I looked Audrey in the eyes, and then we ran right back upstairs, only to see that the door was closed. I tried to open it, but it was locked.

“Open this you son of a bitch!”, I screamed and beat the door, but it stayed closed. “This cannot happen, I have to get out”, I whispered. “Hey, it’s fine, we’ll find a way out, I promise”, Audrey tried to soothe me, but it didn’t work. I took my phone, and tried to call Emma, but there wasn’t signal. I ran back to the room, but there wasn’t a signal either. “Shit!”, I screamed.

Suddenly I realised how small the room was, and I started to panic. I couldn’t breath, and I felt pressure on my chest. I dropped on my knees, and tried to calm down, but the walls seemed to come closer and closer. “Oh god, no,no..”, I whimpered in panic, my hands trembling.

“Hey, what’s going on?”, Audrey asked with very worried tone. “I--I can’t-I can’t breathe”, I choked out. “Look at me. (Y/N), please, look at me”, she said to me firmly. I raised my head, and looked into her beautiful and piercing blue eyes. “Just like that, and now, breathe at the same sync as me, okay?”, she asked. I nodded. “Alright. Now, breathe slowly in, with your nose”, she said, and did it with me. “Then, count to three”. “One..Two...Three. And now, exhale slowly with your mouth”, she guided me. We did it again and again, until I was somewhat calm again.

“Wow. I didn’t know that you knew how to calm down from a panic attack”, I said after a silence. “I guess there is a lot that you don’t know about me”, she said with a smile and a wink. I blushed and looked at my feet. “But I would like to know more”, I told her after a while. I looked at her in the eyes, and smiled back. “Well, in that case, tell me what you want to know, we have time since it looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while”.

I thought for a while my first question. “Well..You always wear that key necklace. Does it have a story?”, I asked. She looked at me surprised, like she wasn’t expecting that kind of a question. “My mother gave it to me, before she left to the hospital”, she said quietly, and touched the necklace. “Oh. I am sorry, you don’t have to talk about her if you don’t want to”, I apologized. “It’s fine. You know, I think she would have liked you”, she smiled. “But now is my turn”, she changed the subject. “Hmm...Do you have somebody special in your sight?”, she asked. “Wh-What?”, I blushed. “Well? Do you?”, she giggled. “Umm..maybe?”, whispered smiling. “Who is it?”, she asked, and I could almost swear that I heard a tint of jealousy in her voice. “Nope, not gonna tell”, I laughed. “Oh c’moon”, she pleaded. “No way”, I said stubbornly. “Fine. Then I won’t talk to you until you tell me”, she said, and crossed her arms. “That is so unfair”, I laughed, and poked her in her side. She waved her head as a “No”. “You really are not gonna speak to me ever again?”, I asked. Now she waved her head as a “Yes”.

I breathed in, and decided to go with it. “Well, in that case. The person that I like doesn’t seem to like me back in that way, so it seems that I am in this so called “Friendzone”, or that is what Jake calls it. But if I can’t have this person as a partner, then I want them as a friend at least. As long as this person is happy”, I rambled. I looked carefully in her eyes, but I couldn’t read her emotions. So, I decided to take it further. “This person is the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen walking on the earth. If this person would be an animal, it would be a cat most definitely”, I laughed and continued; “This person has alway protected me, and taken care of me. But it seems to be that this person is interested in somebody else than me, but I am trying to accept it. It just..It is just really hard to see this person, when they do that cute little thing with her nose when embarrassed, or how this person is always ready to protect me, or others close to this person. But, as I said, I can only look, not touch”, I spoke longingly.

“Well, I told you, so now you can speak again”, I changed my tone back to happy after some silence. She didn’t say anything, so I looked at her. She stared me right in the eyes, and had this weird expression. “Wh-”, I got to say before she cut my words by kissing me hard. My heart started to beat like crazy, and I carefully touched her black short hair. I brushed it, and kissed back with same passion. Soon she slipped her tongue in the kiss, and my breath hitched in my throat, and I felt like electricity going through my body.

Just when things started to get heated, I heard sirens from outside. “Did you hear that?”, I asked and broke the kiss. “I’ll ignore them if you do”, Audrey purred. “You idiot”, I laughed, and rose. I pulled her up too, and we ran to the upstairs door. We beat it, and screamed, until a police opened it.

15 minutes later we were sitting in an ambulance, on our way back to home. “How did the police know where we were?”, I wondered out loud. “Oh, I texted to Emma where we were going”, Audrey answered. “You little..”, I started to scold her, but she had this adorable look on her face, so all I could do was to kiss her.

(A/N) AAAAAAAh I am sooooooooo sorry for a lack of posting, but I am back now!

-Hyena