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category is : the kind of woman that will actually just kill me |・ω・) 🫶🏻
#i’ll happily let them eat me#no pun intended#if evil why hot#if evil why sexy#evil >>>>>>>>>>>>>#i don’t think you understand but at the same time i do#queen ravenna#angelique bouchard#lady dimitrescu#sandman lucifer#lilith ritter#lilith#madame satan#hela odinsdottir#charlize theron#eva green#gwendoline christie#cate blanchett#michelle gomez
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…. I think there may be a reason why he walks around without a mask-
Shitpost under cut thats inspired by a dream
#SIR WHY ARE YOU HOT#*puts him at gunpoint* YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MAKING ME QUESTION MY GENDER#/j#sky cotl#sky ocs#my art#digital art#theron#dnd#also please stop wrestling that moose youre. about to get thrown into a tree#the two sides of theron: charisma+1000 and lacking a braincell
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Theron seems like the kind of guy with the misfortune to lose his swim trunks on a water slide.
#Lana on the other hand was prepared#while Theron’s in the corner of the pool dying of embarrassment she just yeets an extra pair of trunks at him like here put these on idiot#he’s so hypercompetent as a spy and so crash fail when it comes to everything else#why? because I said so that’s why#theron shan#swtor theron#swtor#theron thoughts#theron slander#theron#theron shan slander#fish boy#theron thursday
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Do you remember the talk about Anya Taylor-Joy before Furiosa came out?
"I don't like her face" "She looks like she knows what an ipad is" "Her look is too clean"
And we all nodded along cuz it felt like a relatable thing to say.
Anyway, it's the same kind of talk I'd expect from dudebros trying to invalidate Charlize Theron as Furiosa in Fury Road. It sounds like shitting on women for the audacity to expand their artistic repertoire. It sounds like forcing an actress back into a prison of "traditional femininity" or some bullshit.
"She has long hair now, that sucks"
Why? Because you think Furiosa can't possess even a SINGLE feminine attribute and still be a complex character?
Do you think Charlize Theron took all the shit she had to take for starring in Fury Road and Old Guard just so we shit on other actresses following her path all over again?
If you truly appreciate Charlize Theron's work in Fury Road, maybe don't go into the Furiosa movie already hating on Anya Taylor-Joy, cuz she SLAYS.
#mad max#furiosa#furiosa a mad max saga#charlize theron#anya taylor joy#misogyny#sexism#idk why i expected less misogyny in the mad max fandom but here we are#hating on anya taylor joy is such a loser move
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worst thing to come out of date night had to be this. no notes
#swtor#patch 7.4.1#theron shan#ooc#eight calls him a datapad baby on their platonic date and theron throws it bc he's not a datapad baby why would you say that#anyways who said that
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#said what I said#i love them that’s why I do this#star wars#swtor#game: swtor#swtor stuff#star wars the old republic#swtor meme#twitter blue#lana beniko#theron shan#star wars: the old republic#swtor expansions#memes#star wars memes
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some swtor babes in that new picrew, I love it a whole lot and will probably make some more
Arcann/Qora | Torian/Kade
Theron/Marii | Bonus: Tragen/Marii :3
(Tragen, as always, belongs to @queen-scribbles. I can't take credit for how pretty he is)
#qora/arcann#kade/torian#marii/theron#marii/tragen#arcann was probably halfway up the stairs when qora surprised him with smooches that's why he's taller than she is XD#(yes their scars are on the wrong side. I was halfway done before I realized they should be reversed and didn't want to start over)#kade is definitely standing on a box because she is leetol#theron was in the middle of talking and marii interrupted him that's why the exclamation points#also I gave him some bruises because of who theron shan is as a person#tragen is just here because I love him and couldn't resist 😊#greatly enjoy that I could put my mandos in suits of armor <3 and also using armor for qora's cybernetic hand <3 <3#qora rhiannon#kade mithal#aramarii wrinn#tragen xo'ric
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they need to come up with actors besides timothy anya florence and zendaya i am tired of seeing their faces sorry
#i feel like i'm forgetting someone but not sure who#i understand theyre just the new a listers but please#just saw the new mad max and i think atj was terrible casting in that lmao#not that shes a bad actor but she doesnt fit at all and is also totally implausible as a younger charlize theron#also dune 2. why were florence pugh and anya taylor joy there#like they just keep cramming them all in there together let them outtttt.#at least they let her be dirty in mad max ig#me
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Snow White & The Huntsman Is Better Than You Remember
I’ve always liked this film! I wouldn’t even have called it good, just that I like it, but after watching this video, yeah, dude’s right--it is good! Rotten Tomatoes rating is 49% but if he’s right that this could have been due to whatever scandal was going on behind the scenes, or the bias against Kristen Stewart (which I’ll never understand), then it’s possible it should be rated higher. Also @jesstasticvoyage some praise for Sam Claflin (starts at 25:47 if you want to skip to it). It’s actually one of my favourite roles of his. I’ll always love William. I’m also a devoted Snow White x William shipper.
#youtube#snow white and the huntsman#kristen stewart#chris hemsworth#sam claflin#charlize theron#i wish i could write a version of snow white#where the evil queen gets redemption#and it would be inspired by this#yeah though the queen's brother's haircut is truly the worst thing about this film#why so cartoonish in a film that doesn't resort to cartoonishness#nobody goes around with a haircut like that!#unless it's a... royal jester i suppose. or a certified idiot#mypost
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We're not to blame! Then who killed the World?
#mad max fury road#mmfr#the type of quote that gets sadder as the years go by#miss giddy#jennifer hagan#imperator furiosa#charlize theron#crow fishers#stilt walkers#george miller#mad max: fury road#this edit makes me sad actually 🥲🤪#wait i checked and this doesn't appear on the mmfr tags ... WHY
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that's right bitches it's time for the daily joe post, i love how much joe is not supposed to be part of this. he's not supposed to have an influence on the plot. the gods themselves don't even consider him to be a factor based on the knowledge they have. and yet !!! he ends up vitally important to the best possible path they all can take. he is not supposed to be this major of an influence, he's literally just some cunt that works here, and then. and then we get to chapter 12 and we get to see another version of him that really proves just how much him being an unknown variable can fuck with things. this other version of him had so much influence over where the story could go, he destroyed the chance at the prophecy ever becoming true and had to be sent to Another Universe just to keep that world safe. THIS GUY. SHOULD NOT HAVE THIS MUCH POWER HERE. but he does, because he was not accounted for. he does because nobody thought he was part of this in a way that mattered. HE didn't even think he was part of this in a way that mattered. he just works here
#text#the deathspeaker#joe#joe 2#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!#makes me lose my mind#HE'S! NOT! PART! OF THE PROPHECY!#he's not part of what's going on between dara and theron#he is not part of the set path most of the story is on. which is why he can fuck with it So Much#dara is vital to the main conflict it revolves around her of course her choices have weight but her choices wouldn't influence the prophecy#and everyone Knows she's important so even if she had made different decisions. people would be anticipating it#the kids are kinda being watched by the gods so they don't really have much choice in the matter#and joe is also there#and if he decided hey maybe he does want to help the demon. maybe he's sick of this. maybe he will take their offer and just start killing#then nobody sees it coming#similarly. nobody sees it coming when he ends up being the biggest turning point in the canon plot#and maybe it wasn't his choice but it's all because of him that things go the way they do#it couldn't have happened any other way because if anything with joe changes the plot is FUCKED#stares into the horizon. man...
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It Has Begun...
Finally decided to start my trooper playthrough. I sort of remember the first chapter...for the most part. Sad I won't get to flirt with Jonas right now, but oh well!
This is Izenom (Ki'zen'omoa). He came to the Republic with his parents when he was a baby--literally born on the ship transporting them out of Chiss space.
Now I have to figure out if I want to torture myself with doing ALL the quests on the planet or just focus on the non-exploration ones. Hmmm....
#swtor#swtor trooper#izenom#totally going to romance theron on him#planned it that way. =3#and why do I continue to make characters I want to write shit for?#le sigh
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just did the umbara flashpoint . sitting here like
#rune plays star wars#theron...... theron why :(#can't waitto open my trusty swtor google doc and write about adna and lanas reaction to this information
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It’s giving depressed bisexual.
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breaking news: local SIS agent doesnt get payed enough to afford top surgery OR deal with your shit
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#swtor#theron shan#star wars#star wars: the old republic#trans theron shan#why are you booing me im right#was the hatsune miku binder necessary? yes. yes it was.#look me in the eyes and tell me im wrong
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I find it incredibly hilarious that Eight not only was forcibly retired from being Outlander because he got too murder-y with it, but was relegated to trying out assistant work for Theron because everyone deemed him to have at least a moral backbone with which to allow Eight to get a second opinion off of (and hopefully grow his own). Which results in situations like either Theron getting in trouble and his ever-capable assistant whom was assumed to be a pencil pusher suddenly being revealed to be the former Outlander who disappeared from the role, or Eight himself being targeted as a liability to Theron and then said attackers finding out, unfortunately, that Theron's assistant is a much better fighter than him and why does the Alliance have someone like this doing secretary work.
Zakuul learns to be wary of anyone they assume to only be administrative personnel, lest they be secret assassins and former Ciphers, of all people.
#swtor#ooc#eight is the battle maid of secretary work#idk why im sharing this but it does make me snicker.#but yeah the alliance decides that Eight has done enough damage as outlander and lana entrusts theron with directing him#since she fails at doing so with bloodier consequences due to their bad combination of pragmatism and means to an end justification#eight himself gets to rest and do menial intelligence work which is largely just helping without being in the field as much#and his mental health does improve because they take him aside and go hey. you don't need our acceptance. but if you'd like to start over#and be someone else that isn't our weapon we'd like to try again. because the alliance is more than this and we were wrong#and i think lana trusts theron of all people to oversee it this time *bc* of what happened in rishi#that where her pragmatism fails and costs her friends dearly he can take up the helm#but more than that it's also eight's choice to put down the sword. to clean off the blood. to try again. this time next to people
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