#theres nothing to doooooo

[kiwiis]

its only three.......get me out of here

[candylandsys]

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DRAGGED INTO FRONT

[arcenergy]

me: man im so bored..idk what to play drax aemyar:

[zerosuitsammi3]

Hey SamSam

My tits are in your ask box and there’s nothing you can do about it >:3

OhhhHhHHhHhh tHEreS nOotHIng I cAn dOooOOo AbOUt IiiTTt

[cartoonrival]

Nrto/Brto for 3 10 & 17?

bro literally the wider naruto fandom sucks so bad idek where to begin

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

i dont have a specific example so instead im gonna give a general gripe about a trend that ive seen in many takes over time

the black and white thinking and refusal to think for half a second about characters other than ur faves Reminds Me Of Something!real ones know. the way people talk about any character with any sort of greyness to their morality kinda makes me crazy and i lowkey think ppl bring up kishimoto TOO MUCH in their discussion of the storys themes bc while obviously like its important to talk abt WHY he wrote it the way he did esp wrt nationalism and all, i think also it sort of dulls ur ability to think anything complex about it if u blame everything u dont like or think was "sloppily done" on kishimoto. judging every character based on kishimoto's morals instead of their own if that makes sense? its not like "the wrong way to do things" i just personally find it really boring when thats the only way youll look at a text. like no wonder you guys are constantly making jokes about how naruto sucks and you'd never recommend it, you wont even allow yourselves to think about the story as its own piece of art beyond just "kishimoto wrote it this way because he sucks" like do you ever think maybe youre killing some of the fun of media analysis... i think its why so many people hate sakura or kakashi or itachi or anyone else. and this always comes out in the way ppl characterize bc theyre like Um I've Fixed Them :) and then its the blandest shit ever because you absolutely refuse to work even slightly WITH the story you claim to love, only fighting tooth and nail against it.

some examples of what i mean w this: basically any conversation about itachi that tries to categorize him as either good or bad. basically any conversation about sakura that tries to do literally anything or nothing with her. people making sns blandly romantic as if the insane and inventive ways they talk about their feelings for each other in canon isnt genuinely part of what makes it so maddeningly fascinating and awesome. anyone who thinks kakashi is a bad teacher. its just this refusal to meet the characters where they are and think of anything in terms of the text itself rather than exclusively in a meta way, ie "this is how it would be if it was good." no its not. you just made it how it would be if it was bland and obvious. dont you literally think the fact that the guy writing it was accidentally writing his characters to be struggling against the same shit that he was struggling against irl and struggling to keep Out of his writing is like. wildly fascinating and part of waht makes the story intersting to pick apart. but ok. this also applies to aspects of boruto primarily sasusaku and naruhina marriages. no one gets it like i doooooo

10. worst part of fanon

everybodys always shipping kakashi with someone and its never even guy. if youre gonna ship kakashi it had better fucking be with guy bc theres gen srs no one else he would be caught dead romancing with and i cant even see how you could read any of his other relationships as romantic. he doesnt even HAVE a relationship with iruka. i get that not every ship has to have canon support but its all either 1) literally not even interesting to think about or 2) what they have actually going on is way more interesting but see my response to question 3. its the same with gaara honestly the more i think about it the more annoyed i get about the ignorance surrounding just-short-of-canon aroace gaara ToT like if u didnt know then ok... but you should learn because its awesome. i just thinking the shipping culture in the fandom is annoying like everyone has to be shipped with someone and that seems to come before their genuinely interesting relationships. and those genuinely interesting relationships are sanded down into something normal. idk this is a gripe that goes w Many Many fandoms but i feel like w naruto its particularly bad largely on account of See Previous Answer. ppl are like "its written this way bc kishimoto is homophobic i will fix this" then they make it suck because shockingly ik kishi actually wrote a good as fuck story if deeply flawed

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

ill be fr i dont gen seek out fics or art independently to be 100% sure that stuff i'd be looking for isn't out there somewhere. but i think ppl really really should just. think about sakura more. i literally love her sm but ppl won't think abt her beyond either 1) she sucks and i hate her (but this is because of kishimoto's writing and has nothing to do with me! if i rewrote naruto then she wouldn't be there 😌 this is a kindness to her and not because i cant be assed to think about a woman for 5 seconds) or 2) girlboss!!!! like.... is that scene in the land of iron not BIBLICAL to anyone else....??? is her devotion to someone she's lost faith in out of loyalty to someone she loves and is losing her ability to understand not FASCINATING???? TO ANYONE ELSE???? IS THE WAY SHE PICKS UP THE TRAITS OF HER TEACHER THAT HE SPECIFICALLY IS NOT MEANING TO PASS ON TO HER NOT HEARTWRENCHING???????? you people suck. instead you write ooc sns over and over and draw kakashi without his mask kissing fucking obito

[blackcurrantsweettea]

It makes me so mad everytime theres ice storms in texas and everyone is always like "omg you silly stupid southerners cant drive with a little snow stop being little crybabies 🥰🥰" but what they r ignoring is that everything shuts down bc theres not snow on the roads, its just ICE. HUGE SHEETS OF ICE INSTEAD OF ROADS. And theres nothing we can do to GET RID OF THE ICE. There is no infrastructure for this. The only roads they salt are the major highways. My dads car fucking fishtailed out of control just getting out of our neighborhood. Theres nothing we can DOOOOOO OMG

[strykingback]

Happy birthday grimace!

Yangs going to kill someone today, whoevers funniest honestly

Send "🥤" to feed my muse a Grimace Milkshake!

Alternatively: Send "Happy Birthday, Grimace!" if you can't see the emoji. (Accepting!)

After taking a sip of the Grimace Milkshake, Louvel would smack his lips a bit. "Huh... not bad. Theres nothing wrong with i-" Then suddenly his vision would start to change to that of a vaporwave land while floating through different dimensions and space while seeing all sorts of random objects from childrens toys and random animals. Including a bust of a Roman statue.

Yet through this strange acid trip, on the outside Louvel's eyes had widened to the point where it was similar to a cats......as he stared off into space......

YANG WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO!!!!

[closetdbisexual]

theres nothing to doooooo everything is so boring and im too tired to commit to anything but i dont want to sleep

[madame-mongoose]

Blegh I'm so bored rn

[meistoshi-a]

everyone else that loves satoshi is like nooo i dont want him to leave the series how dare pokeani crew even consider having anyone else become the new main character

meanwhile i’m sittin here Anticipating the day when he is finally released from the clutches of canon & i can fully claim his timelines as free real estate

[cr0wc0rpse]

Despite most people being home and stuff my dash gets super dead late at night

[6oct]

Not me saying that I won’t log into this website tonight bc I need to clear my head....and here we are.....

[j-write-something]

[cruisingheightswithdragons]

someone: rats || me: OH WHOOOOAAA~~~

THEYRE STILL COMING AFTER YOUUUUUUU

[mountain-remedy]

lol

[2andahalfcatastrophes]

i just started two major sewing projects but none of the materials/patterns have shown up yet so i just have to sit here and read books about theatrical costuming to try and distract myself from how much id rather be working on them rn >:(