#theres not

[autosadist]

hunched over in a patio chair drooling into the dirt, watching clear spit sink away from its foam and into the earth, my fascist neighbor and i are feet apart as he fishes, we treat each other like ghosts, hes always drunk as fuck yelling at his wife and cat and kids when hes inside but right now he's cooing sweetly to a fish caught on his line, violent thoughts pass through but i just drool in my chair, dumb as fuck, i need to hear him catch the fish for some reason, as if there's something to "get"

[viktuurionice]

Never in my life did I think growing out my fingernails would have me contemplating RIPPING THEM OFF on the daily.

I'm VERY AWARE they're growing and I hate it.

[nururu]

starting to question the legitimacy of platypus.........

[rpfisfine]

is there any greater way to play the sims than starting out with zero house zero money and having your sims sleep on benches and constantly piss and shit themselves

[gumballrightfoots]

awww he wants to dress us up

wait theres something else in the box-

[shacklda]

brain said make enfer playlist so i did-

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[bathylychnops]

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

[cdpdoodler]

post by @theeffens on TikTok

I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

[myballsitchaurghouchie]

I can imagine The Characters to any song

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[bamsara]

"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate