#theres a village called witch

[failure-girl-y-kei]

stupid names of places from my country cuz i remembered i have a map :3

(the black nose, the white nose, white, nose cob, bathroom)

(union, trading, singer)

(loud, han Krum, dry river)

(winter, turn, old river, win, rose)

(lower raspberry and upper raspberry, Elin Pelin (the pseudoname of a known writer), april (adjective), hit (adjective) rock, villager)

(vladimir, lower dikyana (being more north) and upper dikyana (being more south), big fatty, beans place, limbs, shepherds)

(getting wet place, good water, run, cave, pink, new hamlet)

(bulgarian lady, left river, the girls, oak (adjective), carpet (adjective), orchard, pink (again), cheek city, strawberry)

(little grandma, black forest, cold, old village)

[adventure-showdown]

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

The Daemons

Synopsis

The Master, posing as a rural vicar, summons a cloven-hoofed demon-like creature named Azal in a church crypt. Seeking to gain the ancient titan's demonic power, he gathers a cult and then corrupts or controls the residents of Devil's End to bow to his will. Dark elemental forces begin to disturb the village on the eve of May Day: unexplained murders, a stone gargoyle come to life, and a nigh-impenetrable infernal energy dome. With the Master fully prepared to destroy the Earth, the Doctor and UNIT — aided by a benevolent practitioner of witchcraft — battle the wicked rites of a secret science wielded by an alien from another world.

Propaganda

what is the most important quality of a good doctor who story, to have a strong plot, something to say, something new to try. all of these are positives, yes, but sometimes the best doctor who stories are just fun. sometimes they feature the master pretending to be the leader of a satanic cult pretending to be an anglican priest, remote control bessie, an alien who's basically the devil, a living gargoyle, a witch, and the doctor escaping being tied to a maypole by pretending to be a wizard. truly, this is the heights of doctor who, it is beyond fun to watch, i love it so much. If that’s not enough, then surely the fact that this has THE ‘the brigs an alcoholic and mike yates is gay’ moment (anonymous)

An Unearthly Child

Synopsis

Barbara Wright and Ian Chesterton, two humble teachers during 1963, are surprised by a bright student named Susan Foreman. Confused by the contradictions in Susan's knowledge, Barbara had decided to visit her home, only to learn that the address on record is a junkyard. She and Ian decide to wait at the location until Susan or her grandfather show up. There, they discover a junkyard inhabited by her grandfather, simply known as "the Doctor", and he doesn't want them lurking about.

When the teachers refuse to leave, they discover that an ordinary police box is actually bigger on the inside. The Doctor decides they know too much about his and Susan's otherworldly origins and takes them on a journey across space and time in his TARDIS, the place he and Susan now call home.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

[godza]

happy woman month. i shall be describing my fave sssrh ladies. there are so many of them though. roughly chronological order

black dragon witch. shes the best. she has a tough and cold exterior but is such a delightful and happy woman on the inside. she secretly likes romance novels and has killed thousands. she tortured some people by dropping them in a blank dreamspace for thirty days. is besties with the protag. we love friendships between diff genders that arent romantic at all. the main chapters may seem romance potential but thats just gongja grovelling at the feet of anyone who is nice to him. shes ukranian and fled to the tower. nationality is pretty important for the guild leaders so ill be mentioning it. i know her real name but im not telling you. i know all of the guild leaders real names bc theyre gongjas besties

the paladin. shes so cool. captain of the vigilanre corps. only guild leader who has never killed anyone. always wears her full body armor, especially her helmet. shes a huge music nerd, and eventually does a jazz performance with gongja and black dragon witch. shes venezuelan and is one of the last characters gongja gets to know the name of even though she was one of the first to trust him

the countess. i swear the paladin and countess have something yuri going on. can shapeshift into a cat. once the paladin was getting really into talking about music with the countess in her arms and was petting the shit out of her. gongja wondered if the cat theming of the countesss guild was for the paladins tastes. he didnt like thinking like that. the countess is from an indian slum and worked her way up to having money. she considers money the most important thing in the world thats why shes so rich.

ester/preta: okay its kinda hard to explain her deal. its be best to read her arc since its beautiful. s1 of the manhwa. basically she was a goop monster that took the form of whatever it ate. she happened upon a girl in the forest and became her. she later became a saintess in her home town because she could cure people by secretly eating them. the king of her empire didnt like this and sent people to kill all of her village. she became the demon king of autumn rain in response and attacked the empire. gongja dies to her like 5000 times and gets her to retreat into her human form and back in time. he kills her and resurrects her into his ghost army. to replace the name she stole, he calls her preta. theres a funny scene where he makes her do acrobatics to prove to the kings army he can control her. she later regains the name ester once the family clan is established. i call her earthworm girl because of an unfortunate simile in the translation

ja soo jung: she shouldnt really be here in the chronological order since she isnt rightfully introduced at this point but she does appear to gongja, if only her voice and shadow. i honestly dont know how to explain her to you, she is a lot. she is the tower master, she created it. shes lived a lot of lives, and she can rewind and see time however she wants. she has control over all timelines, and she wants everything in the universe to blamed on her. she lets bad things happen, and forces gongja to watch. he sees her trauma, which is basically her whole life. she married her cousin, gay marriage but at what cost. honestly her arc was really fucking confusing and i didnt umderstand it, but the burden of god was understood. gongja has sex with his wife in her living room

sylvia evanail: im saving the best for last. sylvia is my evil terrible girl. shes basically "i had a crush on this girl and didnt know how to deal with it so i wrote her a note to get out of my school" she was so infatuated with raviel and jealous of her that she stole raviels fiance and tried to take her place in society. she even asked gods for help. that damn cow. she failed bc raviel is better than her and then had to join raviels family clan as the chancellor which is awkward.

raviel: MY HUSBAND! raviel is the duke of ivansia, and was betrothed to the crown prince. the crown prince liked sylvia instead, so she stabbed her heart with a magic sword and wishes her love would last forever and became the apocalype for their world/story. then she became a regressor, repeating the same ten days over and over again. enter gongja, who is sent to stop the apocalypse. she teaches gongja about love, and they eventually fall in love. they have to kill each other several times to counter the regression loop. gongja simply does some quick maneuver to take them back, but when he becomes to immersed in his role, raviel kills him ten times with her bare hands to have him watch her trauma to bring him back. after they get married, raviel becomes the duke of ivansia, and gongja becomes her wife. the webtoon is a coward that didnt translate it as wife and instead used matriarch and consort. they dont know gender roles. bi4bi t4t. thats not canon but to me it is. raviels my fave character in the series sorry for talking so much about her wife hes just integral to her character arc. shes his first bitch of a lover

[oldtreeinanalley]

rember

remember when i went a bit insane with the werewolf and vampires guys.....

(cw dysphoria)

"im turning into a monster from the agony of my heart, the village people are calling for my death, i have nowhere to go" "i am a monster in the eyes of the townspeople, they say i gave up my humanity for a vain purpose, i hid in these woods to protect myself and i shall protect you too"

"help me, help me for in the light of the moon i see myself in the mirror and i feel my heart die, i feel the pain of a thousand dying stars hit my chest, how can i ever escape this wretched existence? the anger i feel in my heart is destroying me" "i understand you more than anything, when the sun hits my skin i feel how distorted my body looks in the shadows, i see all my flaws front and center, it burns me like fire burned the witches"

"perhaps the only comfort we'll ever find is in eachothers embrace…" "i love you more than anything but theres years left for both of us, it cannot be that the world holds nothing for us but eachother"

"please you must help me, please, please, ill do anything but please i-" "come in, come in "fear not these scum would not come a mile near my house"

[shiny-jr]

This is sorta a reply thingy to the Weiße Frauen post!!

there’s something similar to this in dutch mythology, “witte wieven” (old dutch for white women). These “white women” (sometimes called “wailing women”) are based off of the low-hanging mist that appears mainly over water and fields.

Theres a lot of different stories about them, sometimes theyre good sometimes not, sometimes theyre the ghosts of old witches, sometimes theyre so lonely they pull people under the ground / water to be with them.

The story that I remember the best is actually linked to a book from a themepark. In the book “baron 1889” theres a man wanting to find gold, the only problem is theres witte wieven protecting the gold. The village tried to warn him about the witte wieven but the man wouldnt listen. At first all is well, the man build a wonderful mining company and many people worked there. But then things got weird, blood pouring out of the cave walls. Hundreds of spiders infesting the caves, even skeletons were found. And yet, the mist was always present. The efteling (the themepark that made the book) also made a short movie about it with English subtitles so https://youtu.be/gMpAPmsql3s here it is!

There are witte wieven on the themepark attraction itself too, https://youtu.be/T4rfp_U7A24 at 1:09 (i cant make most of the singing out but the last part they sing is “we wailing women protect the gold” and the last one says “youve been warned” in old dutch) and at 4.13 they show up again (im gonna try and translate the song the best i can! “You had been warned. Disobedience. We wailing women protect the gold, and sabotage your descent (in reference to you going down into the mines during the attraction)” i cant make out the last part unfortunately)

Maybe this could be a little more fitting for vil? You could use that they haunt places for your story? Im sorry if i went on a little too long :,)

Oh, this one's intriguing. I felt like I learned a bit when I researched into it. Depictions seem to really vary, like you said, with some being kind and helpful while others being truly evil. I never heard of these before either, so it was fun to look into.

The book sounds interesting! I won't lie, I tried to watch the video and found no subtitles, so I lost interest like twenty seconds in and after trying to skip through to see if subtitles ever showed up. Sorry. But how you summarized the story does really sound fascinating.

But don't apologize. It was fun to hear! Not sure if I'll use it though. Yeah, it's a bit better than other ideas I've gone through, but it doesn't make me stop and think excitedly "oh yeah, that definitely Vil," you know? But I'll keep this one in mind just in case!

[recreationaldivorce]

this liz windsor shit reminds me of that story i wrote when i was 13 set in a world after the fall of the commonwealth (caused by basically all the commonwealth countries wanting independence from ol lizzy), leading to the collapse of the british monarchy. ahead of my time

[scene118]

sometimes im like “i wish real life was like stardew valley 😔” then i remember i live on an actual farm and if u look hard enough in the creek behind my house u will find quartz 

[separatist-apologist]

Will you talk about the other prompt your working on please please pretty please????

I am always happy to talk about my upcoming, unhinged projects. I'm trying to be careful with this one because I have never written dark romance before- but I have read a lot of it.

Okay so imagine this: Elain is a sweet little garden witch walking towards the woods. It Autumn Equinox and theres a full moon overhead. Tucked beneath her arm is a book in a language she just half understands. She has no experience working with dark magic at all- she prefers to use her magic to help her grow things.

But Elain has been spurned by her former fiance. He took her maiden head, her good name, and has turned the village she's lived in nearly her whole life against her. All for a misunderstanding over what a witch is. He's whipped the town up into a frenzy and though they're too scared to reinact the Salem Witch Trials, they hav iced her out. They don't buy her herbal remedies, don't call on her for help birthing babies and wont buy her organic vegetables. She's swallowed the insult but Elain is quickly shifting towards starvation. She needs to leave.

And she decides, after stumbling on an ancient book of magic, to call upon a demon of vengeance called Lucius. Very straight forward. She'll bind him to her while the moon still hangs in over head, just as the text says, have her revenge, and then leave the village forever and start over somewhere new.

And Elain is sure she's translated these pages right. So when she completes the ceremony and nothing happens, she thinks the demon simply was not intrigued enough to help. She packs up her things and despondently goes home.

She arrives to find glittering gold dust hanging in the air and smoke curling from her chimney in the most unusual way. Light seems to crackle from the windows, splintering the quiet silence of the otherwise velvety violet night. And when she walks inside?

Its not a demon who is waiting. Its an old, ancient God of chaos and mischief and he's come to claim his new wife.

[old-stoneface]

okay. i might as well say that the show im talking about is the "murphy" podcast, which is about a young man who reconnects with a childhood friend (the titular murphy (first name "merlyn")) he hadnt seen in 20 years, and learns through her that, and this is really nebulous and kind of changes definition throughout the show, monsters are real. i mean like they claim all cryptids are real, fairies are real, the devil is implied to exist...vampires, werewolves, but strangely they make a point to say that zombies are NOT real. so this is a world with fairies and witches in it, canonically magic users, and not zombies ? not necromancy ? the worldbuilding is severely vague and under-developed. this woman, murphy, reveals that she is part of a group called "parliament", which is an organization that used to be a web of monster hunters before the midcentury, and then became more of a research and protection agency where scientists create what are vaguely referred to as "elixirs" and "serums". i suppose theyre alchemists of some kind? theyre just called scientists. but murphy is a field agent! and she takes her friend, jack, and his friend, elliot, on a little adventure across the uk and europe to see and deal with different "monsters" in a monster of the week type format. theres a whole...like...moral quandary they go through that really pisses me off. where theyre like. "werewolves and other monsters dont have any self control, so we need to sequester them off from society. its just in their nature to be evil and violent. they cant help it." it is...really gross. i do not like the way they talk about these "monsters" in the show. one of the other egregious parts of the show is the way they introduce the irish family of the character elliot, where he is sort of implied to be some kind of jolly drinker who smokes out of a pipe, and his grandma knows "the secrets of the druids". they know the "ancient druid traditions" and have seasonal celebrations in his "family's village". like ... talk about stereotypes. that is NOT what anyone is like in real life, and i dont even think they conversed with a real irish person to write that episode. the creator is american and most of the actors are too, although this show takes place in the uk, and yes, they do horrible accents. anyway. on to my findings and assumptions:

so, they dont have a patreon, which is really strange for a podcast of this production size, which leads me to believe, with the additional fact of the absolutely obnoxious ads they play ON SPOTIFY (not during the episodes, but like, literally spotify ads even though i have premium) in between episodes of this podcast, that they just have some insanely helpful sponsors. not unprecedented! but honestly quite odd, because it seems like this podcast is...well, the only good thing about it is the production quality. its impressively put together. it has ORIGINAL COMPOSITIONS performed by an orchestra for the soundtrack. that can be explained though! the creator of the show is running the podcast like its a tv show: one-off writers for each episode, bad one-liners, very basic writing that doesnt seem to connect quite right - and a really contrived plot - and the creator also works as a playwright and screenwriter, which has obviously given her the connections to put together a full high quality production. i just dont know where theyre getting the money for all this if theyre barely getting attention. they have official art for the show and everything. i feel like some part of this is evading me. this is a ONE SEASON SIX EPISODE PODCAST that has been around for a year, and the second season wont come out until fall 2024. how is this a sustainable model?? the only thing i could say for it is that they dont have built-in advertisements during the episodes

lol i was so mad about that podcast i came home and immediately dedicated all of my energy into finding more information about it so i could be a proper hater. the main thing im confused abt is that this show has a quite good production quality, so i was wondering like...which of these cast members has a lot of money? because its not popular on spotify, it doesnt get a lot of attention on twitter, but the cast is huge and the whole thing seems extensive. doing more research now but i always suspect familial wealth in these situations

[skeetusmcyeetus]

I’ve making headcanons about all of my hyper fixations for a while now and just dumping them on my friends so I’m gonna also dump them here.

If you’re into All For the Game , My Hero Academia, ATLA, The Raven Cycle stay fuckn tuned my doods bc I have a loooot of stuff rattling around my empty skull.

Not all of these are 100% mine some of them are already pretty popular and I’m expanding on them or I heard something similar and edited it to my own tastes

I’ll separate them by series,,,

Theres like one canon that’s mildly nsfw

TW: drug abuse

Mha/Bnha

pro hero kirishima’s Red Riot™️ merch is insanely size inclusive bc he wants fatgum to be able to wear the hoodie that kiri’s pr team sent him but that’s not all,,

If he wasn’t super gay and in love with Bakugou he’d be very Into BBWs so again his merch is super size inclusive bc he wants everyone to be able to wear it

The company that makes the merch also takes requests for special made merch for people who’s quirks interfere with a “normal” size or dimension

ALSO ,,,,this man(kiri) is built like a fuckn MACK TRUCK OKAY he is 6’7” and cannot fit through doorways without ducking and turning a little to the side ,,, he is broad And still wears no shirt™️ ,,, this being said ,, bakugou is still around 5’8” and pretty slim don’t get me wrong he’s extremely strong and toned but he’s not huge,, it makes flying easier if he stays a little lighter ,,,,,,, the point is,, sometimes kiri will pick up bakugou with one arm and bakugou can’t even pretend to hate it anymore

Also,,,, fatgum has to use special pens and keyboards because of how big his hands are,,, he’s literally 8’2” I won’t take criticism on this

Fatgum actually loves wearing red riot and sun eater merch

Allmight and Inko start dating and one day when they’re out someone comments on how much all might “looks like a skeleton” and she absolutley lets loose on them for being so vapid and shallow and how “he’s risked his life to save people like you more times than you have ever even thought about being helpful in your life and it would serve you well to treat someone who’d die for you without even knowing you with more respect”

All might had to gently pull her away bc the guy was crying and she wasn’t anywhere near finished with him

Midnight is Asexual and aggressively pretends to be horny on main™️ because for one, it works with her quirk and two, nothing sells better than sex especially when you’re a woman.

Bakugou and kirishima use sign language to talk shit at Public events

Dabi is addicted to painkillers because he’s been on them his entire life,, he wakes up with the shakes and sometimes toga has to help him take his meds in the morning because he’s already in withdrawal

Tensei was the first one to realize that iida was autistic and immediately did copious amounts of research on ASD and how to be a good brother to him

ATLA

sokka grows his hair as long as Zuko’s (except the sides obvi) and sometimes he’ll wear his hair in the fire nation top knot and zuko loses it every time

Azula gets help and now sometimes when she wakes up with the sun after a night of fitful sleep she goes to the courtyard to have tea with iroh. They never talk, but then again they never need to.

Sometimes after a hard day sokka falls asleep in the bathtub and wakes up to zuko warming the water back up and washing his hair for him

Suki lounges in zukos throne while zuko gets worked up about stuff and paces all around the room

Mai is on the ace spectrum

When sokka and zuko visit the southern water tribe zuko will firebend for the all of the kids in the village,,, they love him so much and sometimes sokka gets a little teary eyed watching him

Sokka braids zukos hair water tribe style and it’s the hottest thing maybe ever

Zuko takes sokka on shopping sprees pretty frequently and sokka fuckn loves it

One time someone has the nerve to call sokka “the fire lords sugar baby” and sokka just flips his ponytail over his shoulder Ariana style and says “and what about it?”

The Raven cycle

Ronan has 100% killed Robert Parrish in his dreams and when he wakes up to see Adam next to him he almost immediately wants to go back to sleep and do it again for all the pain he’s caused Adam

Gansey is oblivious to the fact that he is indeed shredded,, when he gets really worked up he moves his arms a l o t like rolls up his sleeves, crosses and uncrosses his arms and The gang’s favorite is when he puts his hands on his head and subconsciously flexes,,,, literally entire gangsey will group swoon at him and he genuinely thinks they are marvelling at his passion for whatever he’s worked up about

Ronan watched broke back mountain once when he was like 16 and now all he can think about is being a gay cowboy ,,,

Adam will read people’s tarot wrong if theyre douchebags

Don’t you think it’s funny that the ganseys don’t have any straight children?

Blue has a T-shirt from each member of the gangsey (except Noah,, rip Noah) and shes created a terrible Franken-T-shirt by ripping them up and sewing them all back together in an extremely ugly patch work thing

Adam talks in Latin in his sleep and it really freaks his roommate out,, like a lot,, not to mention the fact that Adam already creeps him out to begin with bc he’s got that other vibe that comes from being tied to cabeswater and lindenmere ,, 6 out of 7 days his roommate is convinced that he’s a witch or a fairy or something

Ronan teaches opal how to bake and opal burns everything on purpose

aftg

Neil has definitely killed multiple people to survive

Neil’s mom definitely made him kill someone at least twice to make sure he could kill to survive on his own if they got separated

he probably definitely still has nightmares about each one

Matt and Dan both had a crush on Neil for like 30 seconds and absolutely talked to each other about him

Ppl always talk about how hot it is to crush a watermelon with your thighs,,,, Andrew could do it with his arms

Aarons ass is so flat and Andrew has an absolute dumptruck

Kevin started out as one of those annoying “obsessed with WWII” history guys and now he’s actually very into queer history and will rant about the lavender scare for an hour if you let him

The foxes lounge room(?) has a dart board with riko’s face on it to this day,, they literally have a drawer full of copies the same image of riko and every time one gets worn out they put a new one up. It’s more of an inside joke now but wymack still hates that little puke even though he’s dead so it stays up

Post-canon Neil gets drunk and teaches the team how to steal a car by hot wiring Matt’s truck

Matt does drag for halloween one year and Dan liked it a little too much *cough cough* she pegged him while he was still in drag

Someone once asked Renee if she was “saving herself for marriage like a good Christian girl should” and Allison knocked them out cold and stepped over the body

Neil calls Aaron ugly to his face literally any chance he gets (I feel like this one might be canon but I actually don’t know What’s real anymore)

Andrew Unironically wears a pink apron that says “kiss the cook” that Nicky got him for Christmas when he bakes

Okay I think that’s it ? For now?? Let me know if y’all want more,,,,, I’ll separate them next time I just really had to dump these and I didn’t want to make multiple posts.

I made this at 5:30 in the morning sorry if it’s riddled with typos and errors.

[foryouthegays]

It ends today. [Dream SMP] summary (not liveblog because im tired, but i’ll try to include more good lines and moments)

word count: 3,638

ill be writing the timestamps without : things because im lazy, theyll all have 5 numbers, so the timestamp at an hour, 12 minutes, and 4 seconds would be 11204. you’ll figure it out. 

total death count by techno or his dogs: 25. doesn’t count fall damage deaths or wither deaths

(04045 Quackity) (04055 Ponk) (04115 Tubbo) (04225 Ponk) (04315 Tubbo) (04320 Quackity) (04500 Ponk) (04535 Ponk) (05929 Tubbo) (05150 Tommy) (05245 Tubbo) (05340 Tubbo) (05450 Tommy) (05450 Tubbo) (05830 Tubbo) (05845 Quackity) (05950 Tommy) (05950 Tubbo) (10045 Callahan) (10140 Tubbo) (10140 Quackity) (10145 Ponk) (10450 Jack Manifold) (11025 Jack Manifold) (11945 Tubbo)

sellout pog: 001925, 11710, 14235, 21115

good laugh times: 04511 05055 05315

good quotes: (004240 NO ONE KILLS ANIMALS LIKE SAPNAP!!!) (05335 LOOK AT YOUR COUNTRY FALL, TUBBO!) (10000 IT WOULDN’T BE A FINAL BOSS IF I DIDN’T HAVE STAGES!) (11150 WOOOO THE MONOTONY OF LIFE POGGG) (12115 the real government is the friends we made along the way) (13035 sapnap strikes me as the guy to kill Santa Claus)

do do dooo/ other stims: 00736, 01150 bruuuhhh, 002420, 15203

other:

(sap and techs “convo” at 05530 is fuckin hilarious i highly rec watchin it) (05950 TECHNOPLANEEE)

summary:

He starts the stream in his base with Philza. They talk about viewer counts and their plan for the day, while making gear, potions, and other materials. Techno makes fireworks, and shows his statistics in the server, which are as follows:

Animals bred - 1,494

Armor pieces cleaned - 0

Banners cleaned - 0

Barrels opened - 107

Bells rung - 9,500

Cake slices eaten - 6

Cauldrons filled - 0

Chests opened - 13,963

Damage absorbed - 83.70

Damaged blocked by shield - 83.50

Damage dealt - 163799.30

Damage dealt (absorbed) - 113.90

Damage dealt (resisted) - 0

Damage resisted - 118.90

Damage taken - 10198.80

Dispensers searched - 13

Distance climbed - 10.51 km

Dsitance crouched - 8.01 km

Distance fallen - 94.48 km

Distance flown - 808.59

Distance sprinted - 300.17 km

[mobs]

Bat - killed 2

Blaze - killed 693

Cave spider - killed 64,513

Chicken - killed 2

Cod - killed 4

Cow - killed 369

Creeper - killed 1,213

Donkey - killed 2

Drowned - killed 54

Elder guardian - killed 1

Enderman - killed 161

Endermite - killed 4

Evoker - killed 2

Ghast - killed 102

Guardian - killed 6

Hoglin - killed 13

Horse - killed 150

Magma cube - killed 542

Pig - killed 2

Piglin - killed 96

Pillager - killed 127

Pufferfish - killed 1

Ravager - killed 3

Salmon - killed 7

Silverfish - killed 3

Skeleton - killed 312

Slime - killed 40

Spider - killed 234

Squid - killed 16

Vex - killed 6

Villager - killed 6

Vindicator - killed 17

Wandering Trader - killed 2

Witch - killed 7

Wither Skeleton - killed 2,615

Wolf - killed 1

Zombie - killed 927, was killed 1 time

Zombie Villager - killed 12

Zombified piglin - killed 189

He talks about how the 2,615 Wither skeletons killed feels low, but does the math and thinks it’s fine. He moves on, and continues brewing Invis potions. He makes black and red fireworks for several minutes. 

00845 Dream scares Phil by logging in right behind Techno, and they join a voice channel together. Dream gives Techno several stacks of TNT, and Dream finally tells Techno his ‘special plan.’ 

Dream says that they have to go early, and destroy it 30 minutes early. Dream tells them of a spy, and how L’Manburg is going to show up exactly at 3:00, instead of getting there early. 

Techno asks Dream what he needs from him, and Dream essentially says that Phil shouldn’t listen to the conversation, and tries to make Techno leave Phils call. Techno declines, and they continue their conversation in the house. 

01100 Dream explains that he can’t set up redstone, because it’s too easy to destroy, and that he’s going to have to set up the machines while the battle is happening. He tells Techno to stall the battle for twenty minutes, and Techno argues, saying that the risk is too one-sided for him and that it would be too easy for Dream to betray him by not setting up the machines. 

Techno agrees after Dream brings up the dog army and the withers, and Techno says that he was only complaining to see how unreasonable Dream actually was. 

Techno asks Phil for more potions, including speed, strength, and regeneration, and he keeps talking about the Turtle Master potions, and quickly runs to the Vault to get the skulls. 

Dream mentions Ender Pearls, and Techno agrees that they would be useful. On the way to trade with Orphan, Techno goes down to Tommy’s former room, calls it the Traitor Pit, and breaks the prime log. He starts to leave, but changes his mind, and blows up the Traitor Pit. 

He leaves the past behind him, and goes back up to trade with Orphan. He gets more pearls, and then continues brewing potions. Phil gives Techno his trident again, and wonders aloud if he should bring Phil. 

On one hand, Phil only has one life, but Phil also has a grudge against L’Manburg, and Phil insists he come along. 

Techno gives Phil the only remaining Totem of Undying, and several Wither skulls. Techno tells Phil to not be in the main battle at first, and to hide, be careful, and to only spawn Withers when Techno sends the signal, shooting the fireworks into the sky. 

They go over their inventories and Ender chests, Techno gets more weakness arrows, and Dream and Techno use the sellout bell one last time. 

While outside, Techno mentions that Phil tore down Tommy’s cobblestone tower, and Dream almost blows up Tommys’ former house, but Techno stops him, saying that it might be Ghostburs. 

Dream also gives Techno and Phil obsidian for building, and Techno gives Dream his TNT back, saying it wouldn’t be useful. He also gives Phil a God Apple, and tells him to (02245) not risk his life for him. Dream counters that, mentioning that Phil could risk his life for him, and Techno refuses to let Dream continue. 

Techno also brews a Slow Falling potion, one of the rarest potions on the server. Dream talks about his status as a homeless person, and Dream does not accept it, and tells Techno that his main goal is to make everyone homeless, because blowing up L’Manburg would make everyone there live without a house. Techno calls himself ‘Anti-House.’

After crafting an unenchanted Netherite axe, they leave. Dream follows him to the Dog Sanctuary. 

02939, right before leaving the Nether, Techno chants: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?? Not the government! GOO!!!! And splashes Invis potions on himself, Dream, and Phil. 

They enter the Overworld to find Sapnap close to the portal. Techno tells him that He’s actually TommyInnit, and runs to the portal before Sapnap can process that. Dream and Phil follow, and they make it to the Dog Sanctuary. 

03200 Dream is surprised at the amount of dogs in the cave, and Techno starts talking about the plan. He says that because L’Manburg has a law against killing pets, they won’t be able to do anything to stop the army from killing them. Dream calls him evil after he reveals that he’s going to splash the dogs with both strength and invis, and they move out with a pack of dogs following. 

Dream shows them an obsidian network above L’Manburg, and says that he’s going to make TNT Dispensers on it. Dream leaves, and they get into position. 

03700. Techno joins the L’Manburg VC, and starts yelling at them, calling them idiots and asking where they are. They tell him that theres still 24 minutes until the war starts, and Techno starts encouraging them to come back, but then remembers that he’d have to hold them off while Dream sets up, so he tells them to take their time and wait until the scheduled time. 

Tommy sees the obsidian network, and shoots Phil. Techno and Tommy start arguing. Techno calls himself a liar, but justifies it by mentioning the 1v30 he’d have to do. 

Tommy takes his first death, falling from a pillar trying to reach Dream. 

Tubbo shoots Techno, and the dogs start chasing him. Techno splashes the potions on them, and watches as the war starts. He calls the wolves ‘The Dogs of War,’ and quickly kills both Quackity, Ponk, and Tubbo. 

Tubbo drops a Trident, and Techno wonders if it’s his. He keeps fighting, and quickly remembers that Sapnap is known for his animal killing. 

He continues killing, but decides on a compromise. If they back off, he won’t kill them as he blows up the country. They disagree, and Techno eats a God apple before shooting the fireworks into the sky. 

04430 Philza deploys the Withers. The Citizens yell about the Bees, and Techno continues his destruction. He stores the new trident in his Ender Chest and organizes his inventory, adding some Wither skulls and soulsand for later. 

Five Withers storm L’Manburg as the country fights back, and Techno tries to find Invis potions. He raids houses and makes more Withers, and L’Manburg is left to fight nine Withers as Techno restarts his Laptop. 

Running back into the action, Techno realizes he’s been using normal arrows this entire time, and puts the fireworks in his offhand. He meets Phil in his house, and Phil gives Techno another Invis pot. He finds a book, called ‘Do Not Read,’ in his Inventory, and Ranboo asks for it back. Techno gives the book to Ranboo, and tells him to flee, that he doesn’t have anything against him, and to survive the war in safety. Ranboo runs. 

Sapnap yells that another Wither is down, and Techno jumps back into battle. He kills Tubbo again, and Dream messages ‘destroy l’mantree’ to him. Techno asks which tree that is, and starts moving to where he thinks it is.

In the background, Tommy starts to plan. He says that, (05040) ‘we’ve got to kill the Withers first, and then we can fight The Blade.’ 

Phil scoffs at that, and Techno keeps going. He finds an ender chest and repairs his armor with XP bottles. 

Techno continues killing, and Dream finally tells him where the tree is. Before he can make it there, Dream sets off the TNT canons, and destruction rains from the sky as L’Manburg cries out in confusion. 

05335 He finds Tubbo in the middle of the country, and yells, “LOOK AT YOUR COUNTRY FALL, TUBBO!” Tubbo falls along with it, and doesn’t respond as Techno shoots him, once again, with a firework rocket.  

05355 Tommy climbs onto a bridge and begs Techno to not shoot. 

“You didn’t have to do this! The thing about the discs, Technoblade, is that they were for me! We could’ve had a government, and- ”

“I don’t care about the discs, Tommy! I was upfront with you from the start, the government has to go!”

“Technoblade, you are selfish!”

“Selfish?! You’ve used me from the start, Tommy! You’re wearing my helmet as we speak!”

“Technoblade, you said we betrayed you! You said we were the ones that betrayed you!”

“You betrayed me like, twelve times!” 

“Technoblade, look at me. Look at me, right now. You said you hated governments, you said we were the ones that betrayed you. You were the one who killed Tubbo when JSchlatt told you to! You were the one who betrayed us, out of all-”

“I was peer pressur- You betrayed me, like, yesterday! You used me as a weapon! You’ve never thought of me as a friend, Tommy, you’ve just used me from the start. You saw me just as The Blade, that’s all I was to you, The Blade, a weapon, well guess what?” Techno pauses, and his voice is tense as he continues. “I’m choosing what I fight for now, and I’m going to destroy the government, Tommy! You all die!”

He fires the fireworks towards Tommy, killing him and Tubbo with the same shot. 

He watches as the TNT falls from the sky, and finally, Tommy asks to speak once more.

“You were our friend, and you know what?-”

“Tommy, you never thought of me as a friend, Tommy,”

“Listen to me!”

“I listened to you for weeks, what did you do? You went back to Tubbo, the guy that exiled you, that chose his country over you,”

“People are above the government!”

“I’M A PERSON!” 

“You ARE, Techno, and so are we! The reason the discs- they were stolen from me! Nothing-”

“Discs aren’t people!” 

“Nothing was taken from you! You’re selfish! You destroyed the people for your own self gain! You’re selfish!”

“All of these problems are because of your government,” Techno starts, “Your government has caused all these issues. I believe in freedom, Tommy!”

“You- You don’t believe in freedom! When you were peer pressured, that wasn’t freedom, that’s you following what the government told you!”

“Bro, Tommy, that was like four months ago, ok?”

“IT WAS! LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THE PAST RIGHT NOW- Tubbo! Tubbo he killed you!”

“He’s the president, get him OUT of here!” Techno shoots at Tubbo, who hides behind some stone, “He’s wearing YOUR helmet!”

“And you killed him!”

“Yeah, because he’s the president! 

“But even when he wasn’t the president, you killed him as well.”

“Yeah, that’s true.”

“You’re as bad as the government, Technoblade.”

“Hey, remember when I was sitting there, alone, against the whole government, and you and Wilbur just sat there on the sidelines, and watched? Did you step in? Did you step in? Were you guys the ones who stepped in and said, don’t worry, Technoblade, we know you’re in a high pressure situation, but we’ll fight the world for you, Technoblade? NO! You guys watched- You know what I did, yesterday? When you were surrounded by thirty people, the whole world was against you? I walked in. I was willing to fight all of them for you, Tommy. I would’ve been there. 

That is the difference between us.”

“We spent HOURS together-”

“DON’T speak to me of loyalty!”

“You were my friend, and you betrayed us!”

“You never thought of me as a friend!”

“The- The thing about this government, is that it didn’t interfere with you!”

“It did!”

“No, it didn’t! The discs were stolen by Dream-”

“I don’t care about discs! I care about freedom! The government! We can’t have freedom with the government!”

“You have your own freedom, just let people love what they love, man!” (lmao homophobic techno confirmed? /J :LKJFDSLKFJ)

“Tommy...I used to think like that, Tommy. You know what they did to me? They hunted me down! The whole Butcher Army, and they executed me! I tried being peaceful, Tommy, but the government made it clear that we could not coexist.”

“And so you spawn Withers??? All you do is repeat history, but worse.”

“YOU GUYS brought this upon YOURSELVES, I was willing to live in my cottage and be chill, and just farm turtles, but you guys made it clear-”

“Technoblade, you can’t just go back to your cottage after you blow up the government! That’s not how this works, actions have consequences!”

Techno shoots at Tommy and Tubbo, killing Tubbo. “Actions do have consequences, Tommy, and THESE are the consequences!” He splashes potions at his feet, and chases after Quackity. He kills him quickly, and Quackity yells about how he has to face the consequence of his former actions. Techno told him that he had changed, and the Butcher Army refused to let him live his life, but Quackity says that he had to face his punishment.

Tommy calls Techno a tyrant, and is almost immediately killed as Techno launches himself into the air and uses the slowfalling potions to aim, and fire. 

10130 Someone (I can’t tell who, help) asks why Phil is there, and why he hates the government, and he responds, “Since I was forced to kill my own son, you idiot!”

Tommy asks Techno where the L’mantree is, and Techno reveals that he doesn’t actually know what that is, but that Dream wanted to blow it up earlier. Several people start screaming, mourning the loss of their tree, as Techno celebrates. 

Techno runs out of fireworks, and decides that their destruction is over. He notices that no one is fighting back, and asks if everyones just given up.

“What is there left to protect?”

Techno laughs, and Niki speaks for the first time. “I burnt the tree.”

Techno compliments her, and looks over the destruction. 

10350 “WELCOME,” he says, “TO THE YOUNGEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT!”

Jack Manifold challenges him, and they fight. Techno runs out of potions, but still manages to win. Manifold takes too long to pick up his items, so Techno spawns another Wither. At this point, there’s four Withers roaming the former country. 

Techno decides to kill the Withers to get Nether Stars, and while looking for a place to shoot, he finds Eret watching the chaos. He asks if he supports government, but answers the question for them. “There’s no need to risk your neck for a country you’re not even a part of.”

Eret then says that they’re just there for the Nether Stars, and Techno laughs. Techno kills a Wither, and Phil takes the star. 

Techno starts talking about how he wanted L’Manburg to be a chunk error, and decides to get rid of the water so the TNT can work. He mentions that he has the Trident back, and that he’s probably not going to ever get the Axe of Peace from Tommy. 

Dream continues blowing the country up, and Techno gives Phil his trident back. Techno tells Dream to nuke the entire area, but finds out that Ghostbur is close, and frantically makes him stop. He then remembers that Ghostbur is a literal ghost and can not die. 

Hbomb tries to tell Techno to blow up Manifold Land, but Techno refuses, saying that it isn’t really a country, and is instead just one person. 

Ghostbur arrives, and starts looking around the crater. Techno leaves to find a bell to be a sellout. He tells us that if he gets 5 million subscribers today, he’ll set up the second monitor. 

They talk about timezones and relax after the chaos. Techno attempts a triple kill but fails, and Manifold declares war on him. Techno threatens his house, so Manifold decides to not do that. 

Sapnap punches him, and Techno starts to spawn a Wither, but Sapnaps’ efficiency V Netherite shovel is enough to make Techno run in fear.

12320 Tommy gets struck by lightning. SO LONG, THESEUS! EVEN GOD HATES HIM! -techno

Sap tries to kill Techno with a Channeling trident, but Techno takes no damage and almost spawns another Wither, but decides to fly away instead. Sapnap goes mad with power, and tries to kill Ponk with tridents and wither roses. Techno sings the Manhunt music as Ponk runs from Sapnap and BadBoyHalo.

After exploring the wreckage and joking with the survivors, Phil and Techno go to their own VC and go back home. Philza is jumped by a baby zombie, but Techno manages to kill it and save him. 

13515He ties the stream together by chanting ‘2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Philza minecraft!! yeah!!!!’

They go inside to reorganize their chests, and Techno realizes that he still has two stacks of Wither skulls. Techno and Phil agree that the Withers they used were enough, and they talk about how the battle went. 

Phil gives Techno the Totem and the God Apple back. 

Techno also implies that if Phil dies, the destruction would be far, far worse, and his life is worth more than anything that had happened beforehand. They are best friends ur honor. 

While ranting about the government, Technoblade reveals that he still has the anvil used to execute him in his ender chest. Techno covers Tommys old home, and tears down the signs they used as a checklist. 

Looking at Em, Techno remembers the dogs he didn’t use to fight, and Phil brings up a Stasis Pearl Chamber as a way to teleport all the dogs back at the same time. They quickly build it, and Techno starts running to the remains of L’Manburg. 

He makes it to the dog cave without any trouble, and makes all the dogs stand. Philza teleports him back, and the dogs take some fall damage as they land with him. He puts the dogs into the house next to his, and Phil says that he’s going to build a kennel later. 

Phil reveals that Ghostbur was not happy with the whole ‘blowing up L’Manburg’ thing, and that Friend had died, and now, Ghostbur wants to be brought back to life. Phil is hesitant, and he doesn’t know if his memories will stay, if he could handle it, and other variables. 

20320 Techno finally shows Carl again, but doesn’t show where he’s hidden. He uses the intermission screen to hide his location from even the viewers, but Carl is fine. He puts him back in the display stable, but then moves him back, fearing his life. 

20630, Techno jokes about the Turtle Shell Helmets and it’s adorable. please go watch it. he then talks about the Sad-Ist animation for a few seconds, and talks about the fanartists in the community. He mentions making a playlist of animations and animatics, which would be really cool. 

He ends the stream ringing the sellout bell. 

[the-volume-is-astronomical]

The Crown, The Sword, and The Gay

Meant To Be Good News

A/N: ... heyyyyy- its been a bit. I got rapped up in exams and i felt like being productive today so u get a chapterrrr and i wrote another one so u have about two chapters guaranteed ill try to be more consistent lol (also long chapter as compensation)

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summary: Virgil doesn't want to deal with this mess but he was sent to deliver a message so, theres not much he can do

pairings: eventual prinxiety, eventual intrulogical, eventual moceit, Remile

warnings: some potty language (not much), stress, anxiety, negative self talk, food mention, worried for a characters safety

(let me know if there's any other)

They went up the steps in silence.

As they entered through the door, Roman grabbed the basket that was abandoned during the argument. He left it on a table near the entrance, he headed towards the corner with shelves, grabbed a brown book, nothing interesting in the cover, just a plain brown book and headed towards the window seat to read.

Virgil was struggling to decide if he should try to speak or not, he absolutely despised small talk but if he didn't talk he didn't want it to get awkward. He looked over to Roman because if he did decide to talk to the prince, what in the hell would he even talk about?! Virgil saw the royal glance up from his book to look at the small table near all the shelves that had a single red book, it was simple like the one he was holding, it just had a title, yet it caused more intrigue than the other.

When Virgil took a good look at Roman he looked somehow defeated, like he had lost- no, given up on a 100 year long fight. The monarch glanced once more at the table with the red book, this time however, he caught a glimpse of the stormy knight, “ You should sit down, the trip back alone takes a few hours, it's gonna be some time before you get to go back.” Virgil looked up at the prince who had resumed his reading, “Uh… yeah” he took a seat near the desk Roman kept glancing at.

Virgil decided to take a glance at the book. It seemed to be a fictional adventure book...seems interesting. Roman looked at the table again and spotted the tall knight carefully opening the book. “It’s an adventure book. Just a fairytale.” Roman’s voice seemed to startle Virgil as he immediately slammed the book shut.

“Y-yeah sorry, I didn't mean to open it without permission, that was so rude of me and-” Roman stopped him mid rant “It's alright, you can read it. One of my personal favorite books.” The prince smiled at him to show he didn't mind “I’m not much of a reader. I just uh… got curious, I guess?” Virgil didn't seem sure of his answer. “Well, I can give you a small summary! If you’d like me to, of course.” Roman backtracked pretty quickly, snide comments about how excited he got over meaningless things forcing themselves into his head. But Virgil’s “Sure, Why not?” Made him a little less apprehensive.

“Ok! So, the story is focused on this boy named Aaron. He is a poor farm boy living with his family in a village that was overthrown by the guards, they became corrupted and betrayed the royal family and took control for themselves.” Virgil just nodded along.

”They treated the least wealthy of the kingdom the worst, they didn't have money to bribe them with so to them they were useless, it got to the point where they were becoming the robbers, they would never steal from people with money because they were cruel people. Aaron and his father wanted to make a change but his mother didn't want them to, she wanted to play it safe and just gather enough money to leave for a better place.”

Roman rambling about the story not realizing how little of a summary it actually was since he definitely wasn't being concise, “I agree with the mom. Her plan sounds safe and effective.” Virgil didn't really mind, at least he wasn't going to be bored while he waited, “Maybe so! But where's the fun in that, dear knight?” Roman didn't really get the knights perspective “May not be fun but at least they'll get outta there without a problem” Virgil thought he was in the right and that the main character would make stupid reckless decisions for the drama and suspense.

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“Aha! They went back to the mom’s plan anyway! There was literally no need to try and do all that heroic shit.” Virgil was now fully invested in the story, he probably wouldn't have been if Roman wasn’t such a good storyteller.

“Well yeah... But it was worth it! If they didn't try they would have never known the outcome of that situation.” Roman was happy the knight seemed invested, he was mostly happy because he finally got to discuss the book with someone, and that someone had very different opinions than himself.

There was a knock on the door.

They both looked at each other, It didn't feel like they had been talking for that long. So, who in the hell was at the door?

Virgil stood up, hand fidgeting with the hilt of his sword. Roman stood as well, they both walked towards the door. Virgil opened the door, only to find Ruth on the other end of the door. “Oh, it's the lady from earlier.” Virgil turned to Roman as he let her in.

“Nurse, how did you get back so quickly?” Roman spoke up. “I wouldn't say it was that quick, it's been a few hours. But we found someone along the way so that did speed up the process.” Ruth talked as she noticed the untouched basket and started nearing it.

Roman and Virgil on the other hand looked at each other with confusion. It didn't feel like they had been talking for more than half an hour. “I'm sorry, I must have been talking your ear off.” The royal felt a need to apologize, “Hey, at least you made the wait entertaining.” the knight did not deem it necessary.

Ruth turned and glared at Roman. “So, you haven't eaten?” Roman glanced at the untouched basket and cursed under his breath, he completely forgot. “ Well…” Ruth was not having it “You brat.” She walked behind him and started pushing him towards the table.

“I had an excuse!” Ruth stopped pushing him “And what is it?” Roman turned to meet her eye and said, “I get nauseous when I eat too early.” Ruth looked unimpressed “I'm fully aware Roman. But it's almost noon.” Roman’s brain scrambled for another excuse “I was reading and I lost track of time.” She was still very much unimpressed. “As long as it wasn't the book you always read, fine by me”

As Roman’s nurse made sure Roman ate she noticed Virgil standing a few feet behind them. “I wasn't able to introduce myself earlier. I am Ruth, the brat���s nurse.” She extended her hand with a smile. Virgil shook her hand while he chuckled, which was interrupted by Roman’s overdramatic offended noises. “Nurse! You’re making him think I'll be a nightmare to care for!”

Ruth turned to him “Was I supposed to lie to him and tell him you’re a delight? My apologies, sire” Roman put a hand on his chest and gasped. “Now I understand why Trent called you a witch!” Ruth laughed, “You’re just basically proving my point.” Roman could only grumble and go back to eating.

Ruth took a look around the tower and spotted the red book on a table. “I see you've decided to become a liar huh?” Roman turned to her “Whatever do you mean?” She walked towards the table and picked up the book “Seems like someone was reading the same book they always read, I don't understand why they read it if they've memorized the whole book!” Roman knew Ruth was only joking but he didn't appreciate being called a liar “I wasn't reading it this time it was just out in the open! You can ask him!”

Roman pointed at Virgil, Ruth just looked at Virgil expecting an answer, “He wasn't reading that book, he was reading the one by the window” it wasn't a lie. “You better not be covering for that devil.” Virgil noticed there wasn't any malice behind her voice, her words portrayed something different. “Are you accusing me of being a liar? I thought that was reserved for the prince.” Ruth started laughing “Hey! You’re supposed to be on my side!” Virgil just chuckled.

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Roman’s nurse sat next to the window, looking out worriedly. Roman knew his nurse fairly well, “Has Remy not gotten back yet?” Ruth sighed and turned “My son and his tardiness again”.

Roman went over to his nurse, giving her a hug “I’m sure he’s just a little late..” Ruth tried to smile at Roman “I know Roman. I'm just a worried old hag.” Roman rolled his eyes and sat by the window

Ruth looked out the window one last time and took a deep breath. “Well I have to get going so we get there some time before sunrise” Roman stood up to say a proper goodbye to his nurse. “See you in a few days…” Roman really didn’t want to let go but he didn't have much of a choice.

Ruth started packing what she had brought in silence, once she neared the door she spoke “Roman, his and her majesty will have to be informed about this incident..” Roman was obviously not content because this would surely somehow be put partially on him. “Yes, I understand.” Ruth smiled sympathetically and turned to the storm eyed knight only a few feet away.

“Virgil, you’ll have to stay with Roman for a while longer. Commander Arlott sure didn't expect the need to find a replacement for Trent and truly not a day after being stationed here.” Virgil just nodded, he understood the circumstances and was glad to be able to witness such a sight. “The Commander insisted it would take quite some time to take someone off their post, he insisted he wasn't worried.” Ruth opened the door ready to leave, while Virgil was just trying for the pressure to not get to him.

Ruth said her final goodbyes and exited the tower.

Virgil then turned to the Royal, who went back to the same spot he had been before Ruth arrived, and just stared out the window as his nurse left.

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As Roman sat near the big window just looking out he started wondering why Virgil had even come here in the first place. He vaguely remembered Trent mentioning him being a messenger but that could just be some Knightly insult he was unaware of. So… he asked “Virgil, if you don't mind me asking...why exactly did you come here?” Virgil looked alarmed for a second as he had just zoned out for about 20 minutes “Commander Arlott, wanted me to deliver a message to Trent” Roman just responded with a simple “Oh” and resumed his staring out the window.

“So… how did the book end?” Virgil felt a little embarrassed to interrupt the silence to ask but he got extremely invested, to the point that if the Prince refused to share the information he might just read it himself. Roman just laughed, he knew how intriguing the book was “Well… In the middle of the mother’s plan being in motion they actually got word of a rebel group that had been inspired by their attempts to take the crown back.” Virgil sat down right across from the Royal nodding for him to go on.

Roman continued speaking but he kept getting distracted by a tapping sound. At first it was nothing, but then it got so prominent he couldn't ignore it anymore. Mid-rant he stopped himself and started looking around to see where the sound could possibly be coming from.

Virgil was confused as to why the heir had stopped speaking but then he started to hear taps. They didn’t sound like just a regular forest sound and they would surely not hear minuscule noises from such a height.

“Dear knight, are you hearing that?” Virgil nodded and stood up to see what could possibly be causing the ticks, Roman stood right along with him and then suddenly pointed towards the balcony doors. “Virgil, it's coming from the balcony.”

Virgil stopped to listen carefully “Yeah, but what's causing it?” They then saw a little pebble hit the glass doors of the balcony and make the tapping they had been hearing.

Roman went to the balcony with no hesitation and opened the doors.

Virgil started having his thoughts race a mile a minute, what if this was to lure the prince out to assassinate him? If the prince died on his watch he would be hung no doubt.

As these thoughts crossed his mind, he moved forward to follow the prince. He then quickly realized the prince was leaning over the balcony having a casual conversation with his possible murderer.

“Remy, what are you doing here? Ruth is going to kill you if you don't get there by sunrise!” Roman screamed down to the man in a black cape with dark tinted glasses covering his eyes. “Well yeah! But I had to make a stop here! I have something for you!” That made Roman start jumping with anticipation as to what Remy could have brought him from his trip

“What is it Rem? Is it something fancy? Is it food? Is it a book?” Though his eyes couldn't be spotted, not only because of his glasses but due to the height, it was very apparent he rolled his eyes. “No! It's a letter.” That got Roman even more excited. Could it actually be him? Roman haven't received anything but it could actually be! Finally some good news!

“Who’s it from?!” Remy looked down at the letter as if inspecting it “I don't know.” That caused Roman’s excitement to dull immensely. He would have surely marked it. There’s still a chance it could be him, right? Roman’s anticipation quickly turned into more of an anxious feeling.

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[slavicafire]

i think maybe youd be interested so: theres a brazilian tv show called unsoul (desalma, in pt) in which it follows a small ukranian descendents village in the south of brazil. there is a local witch in the village and there is a lot of drama and mystery in the past and they celebrate ivana kupala. they do use a lot of ukranian in it - im not sure how good it is though. i watched it and i really enjoyed it (as a polish brazilian). so i figured you might like as well (:

oh now I'm curious, it sounds like something I'd watch with my grandmother

[adowbaldwin]

Baldwins secret - part 29

Sienna almost dropped her daughter and shit herself at the sight of five vampires at her door "are you all here to kill me" she squeaked

Agusta smiled, but it was all teeth and didnt make her feel any better "no just to talk, may we come in"

By far the happiest was Penelope, she loved attention "YOU CAN ALL HELP ME BAKE COOKIES" she squealed, riggling out of her mothers grip and pounded off to the kitchen

Sienna stepped aside anxiously following the gaggle of daughters to her death

"Shes cute" Boudicca scooped up Penelope "whats your name little lady"

"Penelope" she grinned, all dimples and gums "but mummy calls me Nelly Belly you can too if you help me make cookies"

"Are you negotiating with me?" Boudicca raised her brow

"Sorry, Penelope stop this is not the time for cookies" Sienna hissed "Go find Nanny"

She pouted "But Nanna always says baking fixes everything and everyone looks unhappy"

"Tell you what Penelope, if you go and find your Nanna i promise after we talk with Sienna we will bake cookies, hmm?" Boudicca bargained

She furrowed her brows considering her options then shimmied out of her grip "OKAY" she bounded off out of the kitchen, shouting for her Nanna.

"Did your father send you? Because i swear to God i told him to leave me alone" if she wasnt already fuming, she most deffinitely was going to make a vodoo doll now.

"No, he doesn't know we are here. We came to talk to you" Augusta explained, but that left Sienna more confused "i know, hell we all know my father can be a giant asshole but he does genuinly care about you. If he didnt, he would of introduced you to us sooner"

"What do you mean?" She flicked the kettle on out of habit, because everyone knew tea made things better not baking

"Usually when hes got a woman dangling off his arm he flaunts her around. They are usually the bimbo types, after his ample assets" Flo gagged at her sisters crude joke "oh come on, theres only two things that women are attracted to with him, money and dick"

Flo looked like she was about to puke and Sienna blushed "thats not all he is" Sienna sighed. She missed him, a big hole had been left in her life but that was beside the point "it doesnt matter, i appreciate you all coming but he broke my trust"

"Look, i appreciate you trying to defend Jack i really do but what did you expect?" Augusta questioned "hes a 2000 year old single father. When it comes to us he doesnt measure his temper all the gloves are off. What counts, what matters is how he tries to put things right and hes spent the past days sucking up to Jack. Even bought him an art studio in New York"

Fabiana titled her head onto Keiko's shoulder "he tried to Kill Keiko when he caught us together if that is any consolation. We woke in bed with his knife at her throat. He also tore through Boudiccas village when she took up with hers. I expect Flo's mate, whoever that may be, will get the same treatment"

"It shouldnt be like that, it makes him a hypercrite" Sienna argued "i always knew he was capable of violence its Baldwin de Clermont for Christ sake but thats his nephew, Jacks a sweetheart he should of thought better. It was like there was nothing between his ears"

"I think he was on edge because you was there. Perhaps if you werent, he might not of been so aggressive" Augusta battled with the idea of telling her everything, the fight between keeping a vampires secret and wanting her father to be happy was a difficult balance "theres things you dont know, thats not our place to tell you but i really think you should hear him out. Please?"

"Ill think about it" she didnt want to talk to him, or face him. She knew if she heard that fucking voice, saw those bastard eyes it would all be over and she would crumble "so, do any of you drink coffee? This is my mothers summer house and shes a witch so no blood im afraid"

"Well you have beating veins right?" Fabiana grinned wickedly

"You drink my blood and you will see your father folding me in half like a pretzel, you want that image in your mind?" She joked, hopeful they would laugh and not stab her like Caesar

"I think im gonna be sick" she cried out "Kiki make her apologies"

She smiled, pecking her lips softly "you reap what you sow, dove"

"Right" Boudicca clapped her hands together "i have cookies to bake"

Penelope came skipping back in after having deffinitely not eavesdropped on the conversation "Does this mean i get to go with Baldwin to the Swan Lake?" She asked in a sickly sweet, sing song voice. She was devostated when her mummy annouced they had split, she loved going to shows with him

"I dont know, we will see" Sienna ruffled her hair "You are such a little terror do you know that Nelly Belly?"

She hopped up onto the counter getting the recipe book down "but im your terror" she batted her lashes "we bake now?"

Boudicca nodded "lets"

[hello-its-honey]

Some Rito facts!

The Ritos are probably my favorite species in botw, I love going to the village just to chill and hang out with them. But theres something that always made me a little uncomfortable in the game.

I’m french, so I obviously played breath of the wild in french. And the thing that always striked me as weird was that Ritos are called “Piafs”, witch is basically a rude way of saying bird. (If I had to translate it in english I would probably say stupid or annoying bird). Now, ignoring the fact that french has a word for when we hate birds, It just makes me want to ask so many questions. This is the only race that has their name changed, why? After doing some research, it seems that they’re also called “rito” in japanese, and it’s actually is the word for bird, but reversed (tori). So maybe this is what the translators where inspired by? (Was “eausoi” not good enough for their taste? haha). I am unsure if theres this type of translation in any other language, I can’t find a site comparing them and I’m not going to through every language in my switch to find out.

I find this very interesting for the in game world building and lore. Did they call themselves that? Did the hylians call them that? Does this word have any connotations or does it mean nothing? Maybe it was an insult by hylians and they reclaimed the word, or maybe I’m just looking too much into it.

Breath of the wild is the only zelda game I have played, but I know that Wind Waker is the first game to introduce the Ritos and also explain their origins. After some quick googling, it does seems that they are also called piafs, is it where it’s explained? (Although I highly doubt so)

Anyway, this as been in my mind for quite some time, maybe you already knew all of this, and if you didn’t, I hope you learned something new! Do what you will with this information, and if you don’t, feel free to just scroll down.

[ask-the-fandom-anything]

Hello. Can you tell us about your universe? I'll tell you about mine. It's called "The Young Witch Lily Campbell". The action of this story takes place in the fictional country of Stelor, the city of Hoafis. The main character is a 16-year-old girl named Lily Campbell, who lives a very ordinary life, until one day she finds a letter inviting her to the boarding school of magic "Eternity". After that, her life is turned upside down. Then I think about the plot, characters, etc. and I plan to release a comic book based on this story together with my friend Tyasya. How do you like my story? I have some questions: 1. How long does it take you to draw a comic? 2. Do you like Yaoi or Yuri? 3. What is better: 3D or 2D animation? 4. Do you know the game Doki Doki: Literature Club? 5. What games did you like to play as a child? 6. What are your hobbies besides drawing? 7. Where can I find ff for "Mune: Guardian of the Moon?" 8. How do you feel about LGBT people? 9. How would you describe the characters from this cartoon? And that's all. I hope the comic is finished. (Привет. Можешь рассказать о своей вселенной? Я расскажу о своей. Она называется "Юная Волшебница Лили Кэмпбелл". Действие этой истории происходит в вымышленной стране Стелор, город Хоафис. Главная героиня — 16-ти летняя девушка по имени Лили Кэмпбелл, которая живёт самой обычной жизнью, пока однажды она не находит письмо, приглашавшею ее в школу интернат магии "Eternity". После этого жизнь девушки переворачивается с ног на голову. Дальше я подумываю сюжет, персонажей и т.д. и планирую вместе со своей подругой Тясей выпустить комикс по этой истории. Как тебе моя история? У меня есть вопросы: 1. Сколько у тебя занимает времени рисование комикса? 2. Ты любишь Яой или Юри? 3. Что лучше: 3д или 2д анимация? 4. Ты знаешь игру "Доки Доки: Литературный клуб?" 5. В какие игры ты любила играть в детстве? 6. Чем увлекаешься, помимо рисования? 7. Где можно найти фф по "Мьюн: Страж Луны?" 8. Как ты относишься к ЛГБТ? 9. Как бы ты расскрыла персонажей из этого мультфильма? А на этом все. Надеюсь, что комикс будет готов.)

I love it and well I’ll tell you mine, mine is called the forbidden friendship

It’s a fantasy place/world about the lgbtq+, it’s about a prince named Azul who is a dragonfly and he couldn’t go outside for years until he becomes a king, though for him he always snuck out at night to see everything until his parents found out and he ran away on his birthday, though he got hit by a tree while flying and he Mets a boy named atlas who is an ant living in a village, right now am trying to finish the rest of it but theres a plot twist with atlas

Depending on the scripts and the amount of work am given from school or the stuff I have to do, a few days or a few weeks

I don’t know who those are or what they are?

Both, both are better but mostly 3D

Yup, I’ve seen it before and my brother wants to play it

Coolmath games, skylanders and Minecraft

Writing story’s and playing games

For me I find it in Wattpad but then find it in google there’s many different websites you can find Mune guardian of the moon FF

I support every and everyone of them

Adorable and beautiful by the color they have from the color palette

I hope this answers your thoughts and questions