#there's all of them! all the bois!

[daandyli0n]

alright, time to talk about the new ocs

(picrew i used)

alright, here we go:

Pyre:

-full name (later on in the story): Pyre Lamb

-15 

-half-demon, half-human

-demiboy

-asexual biromantic

-he/him, they/them

-best way to describe him: Imagine c!Tommy But If He Were Like. 15% More Violent, Went On A Villain Arc, Fused With Hunter From TOH, And Also Had A Tiny Bit Of A God Complex

-he hates Lucid and Neo. With A Passion

-knows Zero and views them like a younger sibling

-is believed to be able to see ghosts and other paranormal stuff. maybe can also see into the future and all that

-um..this song pretty much describes Pyre’s personality (warnings for the video: flashing and eyestrain). i personally see it as Pyre talking to Lucid and Neo, but especially Lucid

-is actually very insecure and self-conscious; god complex is believed to be a cover-up for it

-things get better for them, don’t worry :]

Lucid (aka The B**ch):

-full name: Lucid Cyber

-somewhere in his mid-to-late 20s

-human(?)

-not entirely certain on sexuality, so we’ll just say queer

-he/him

-...yeah, i’m not gonna lie, this dude is just c!dream in a very slightly different font

-also. This B**ch I Swear

-“Hey, you know what’d be a good idea?” “Don’t say ‘experiment on children.’” “...Well-”

-“Hey Pyre! :D” “Don’t F**king Talk To Me”

-scientist

-god complex, but a worse one than Pyre. like, Way Worse

Neo (aka The Other B**ch):

-full name: Neo Eyeline

-early 20s

-human

-asexual and homoromantic (gay)

-he/him

-bodyguard/criminal-for-hire. depends on exactly how desperate for money this dude is

-currently is working as Lucid’s lab assistant, although sometimes he leaves for other jobs (typically out of boredom)

-the epitome of “I Don’t Get Paid Enough For This S**t”

-Zero’s older brother

-he’s gotten attacked by so many angry test subjects. back when Pyre was at the lab, their anger would typically be directed at Neo

-Neo has a surprisingly okay system of morals, such as “human experimentation Bad, actually.” he still sucks, but hey. at least he’s got Some semblance of morals

-feels guilty about what happened to Zero

-is kinda being manipulated into thinking this is at least sort of okay, but he still Sucks

Zero:

-full name: Zero Eyeline

-16

-human(?)/experimented human

-nonbinary

-demisexual and queer

-they/them

-got experimented on by Lucid; now extra eyes appear on them when they’re stressed, anxious, and/or paranoid

-they can also see ghosts

-amnesia

-in a polycule qpr with Pandora and Jax

-doesn’t remember that Neo is their brother

-Pyre feels vaguely familiar to them

-lives in the Treehouse

Pandora:

-full name: Pandora Canva

-16

-human

-demigirl

-asexual and panromantic

-she/her, they/them

-curious

-gets called ‘Pandy’ by those close to her

-in a polycule qpr with Zero and Jax

-just a very sweet kid overall

-lives in the Treehouse

Jax:

-full name: Jax Wildun

-15

-cryptid

-trans man (ftm)

-pansexual

-he/him

-what some would describe as “stubborn” or “hard-headed”

-not exactly. Great with emotions either, but he’s trying his best

-in a polycule qpr with Pandora and Zero

-he and Pyre butt heads a lot, but they both really care for each other

-lives in the Treehouse

Kasper:

-full name: Kasper Blue

-24

-human(?) (has blue blood and can talk to animals)

-trans man (ftm)

-unlabeled/queer (“I...really just can’t explain it”-how he explains his sexuality)

-he/him, doesn’t mind they/them

-...this is basically ghostbur-

-very sweet painter/poet/farmer dude :]

-has a blue sheep. .....named Friend

-favorite colors are blue and yellow

-is Nico’s...partner? kinda?

-eventually ends up taking Pyre in alongside Nico

-he :]

Nico:

--full name: Nico Lamb

-26

-demon

-nonbinary

-gay

-they/them

-based off of c!quackity to a certain extent

-owns a casino

-met Kasper when he was travelling once

-at first he annoyed them, kinda...but then he grew on them :]

-offered to also take Pyre in to help take care of him. only problem? a heavily traumatized teenager with a bit of a god complex that they made to help deal with feelings of self-hatred doesn’t mix well with a tired casino owner with anger issues. especially a demon one

-don’t get me wrong, Nico loves the kid like he was their own son. it’s just...they weren’t exactly...prepared to deal with this sort of thing

-things get better though, thanks to a bit of therapy (and help from Kas. ...mostly help from Kas-)

Aven:

-full name: Aven Amour

-29

-demon

-agender

-gay

-they/them

-Nico’s cousin

-Void’s partner

-very nice and sweet

-will still kick your a** if you’re a d**k, though

-tries to help where they can with Pyre

-doesn’t show up too often, but i still like them :]

Void:

-full name: Void Lunes

-31

-demon

-nonbinary

-queer

-they/them

-really like Pyre and thinks that he’s a good kid :]

-works using their future-telling powers (and occasionally using tarot) to make some money

-no, they and Pyre, surprisingly, aren’t related. it’s just a coincidence

-they also don’t show up too often...towards the beginning, anyway ;)

-may or may not have dated Lucid at some point in the past. take that how you will

Dandy:

-full name: Dandelion Prospen

-21

-cat hybrid (black cat)

-nonbinary

-pansexual

-they/them

-works for Nico at the casino (long story; they almost died, a deal was made to save their life, all that jazz)

-caretaker for the Treehouse Trio

-Day’s partner

-occasionally looks after Pyre

Day:

-full name: Dayline Starhop

-21

-human(?)

-nonbinary

-pansexual

-she/her, they/them

-Dandy’s partner

-another caretaker of the Treehouse Trio

-works at a small floral shop in the city

-going to school to be a therapist :]

very nice person

-very sassy

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and there they are! all the bois!

i don’t know what to call this oc universe, but maybe i’ll have an idea eventually

also, there isn’t entirely...a story here yet, just a vague idea on major plot points

but anyway! feel free to ask about the bois! i’d actually love some asks about them! Many Thoughts, Head Full-

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[watmalik]

Boys are so silly 😌

[ratgill]

every ghibli movie is better with some guys in it

[kwadlayns]

Good detectives do what they need to in order to solve a case. 💀🔎✨

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[wolfienation]

absolutely hilarious to me that agatha calls rio a bad boy when in reality rio is actually the rule following jock with infinite patience and care who brings you flowers on a first date.

agatha on the other hand is the snarky girl who gets into arguements with her teacher about the smallest details in the lecture and is constantly getting detention for cursing someone out. she's top of all her classes tho.

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton wishes he had FNAF Movie Mike's life,,

[sopuu]

back to my undertale roots

[ngatwa]

I know how you feel about him. I watch you, Agatha. Just as closely as you watch everyone else. This walk with another woman's son on a road that doesn't…

[draculings]

an incredibly sensitive instrument.

[kwadlayns]

Off on a case! ✨

[ganeymedes]

They all (FOUR) moved back to England to solve ghost crimes together out of their shared flat, right? riGHT?

[palmtreepwr]

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