#there's a joke to be made about the election
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On Election Day, I was volunteering at a vote center with mostly retirees and a high school girl. One of the older male retirees made a joke to the girl asking her if she'd been collecting the phone numbers of all the guys who came through the vote center that day. I just turned to him with a grimace and said "What a weird thing to say." (A downgrade from what I originally thought: "Did you just call a highschooler a slut?") He got mad but her presence meant that he couldn't say what he wanted to so he just mumbled something about me being a buzzkill.
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"If only we could see into sherlock holmes genius mind!!!!"
Inside Sherlock Holmes mind:
#there's a joke to be made about the election#yk red and blue#trying not to think about it#sherlock & co#podlock#johnlock#fanart#john watson#my art#podhusbands#sherlock holmes#sherlock and co
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Y'all need to be taking tips from Sephiroth
I just realized I posted this on the wrong account
#ff7#final fantasy 7#ffvii#final fantasy vii#ff7 og#sephiroth#president shinra#yes this is about the election#this is the second time i've made this joke#miscellaneous
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what are the idiots going turbo racist going to do if it turns out this election was fucked on the back end and all of these numbers are bullshit?
#the number of people who didnt recieve ballots / recieved 2 / confirmations before casting / votes marked uncounted or challenged#not to even mention how many people were purged from the registry and how trumps been promising to cheat#like. sure white teitter user this is bad for you but all of the people youre attacking are about to have it a thousand times worse#and youre shpposed to see that and shore up and organize to peotect your peers and community#you are pathetic for instantly crumbling under the boot and cannibalizing every minority you could reach#youre pathetic and vile and ugly and your opinion no longer holds any weight. log the fuck off and think about yourself#maybe spend the time you would have harrassing brown people reading up on how this country has turned elections into a joke#with mass incarceration / revoking voting rights / gerrymandering / making polls inaccessible / purging registries etc#the system is your enemy not the other working class people trying to survive. most definitely not the people below you on the ladder.#the 1% and politicians are who you should be going after you fucking rabid idiots fuck#how can anyone treat the people who will be KILLED under this administration like they made this happen youre so fucking stupid#youre SO FUCKING STUPID
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I think it's worth having a bit of a think why they bothered to do that. Since it at least seems to have confused a bunch of normie fans (I watched one season review who thought Silco being there was fanservice and he shouldn't have been in the alt timeline episode).
After all, it's not that they let's say put the letter in season 1 and now had the idea to pay it off. They only placed the letter in seaosn 2, because they wanted to set up Silco being there.
In the end, I think it's an acknowledgement of Silco's character. Both of his role within Zaun and in Jinx's life.
They wanted to set up a universe where Jinx's life is great and happy and where Ekko can come back and tell the suicidal Jinx about it. And for that the oppression needs to be fixed.
They didn't have to go into detail. Ekko could just have been there and the assumption could have been that maybe Vander fixes the oppression himself (especially if the premise is that Vi's death improved relations between the two cities). Or it could have been that Vander and Silco teaming up but Slico's isn't part of the family like that. Like Ekko could have run into Silco on the streets and Silco could just have barked at him to give Vander his regards. Or he could have seen an election poster of Silco or a newspaper article on some charitable thing he's doing.
IMO it is the way it is, just just because it's a funny joke for the Zaundad believers, but because it's an acknowledgement of the writers.
Zaun being better requires that Vander and Silco work together. They are the two sides of Zaun. Neither one can achieve it individually because both approaches have value.
Silco is there because Jinx loved both her fathers, both her families and it wouldn't be truly happy to "our" Jinx if she heard or thought Silco was stil excluded from them in the other world.
Silco's trauma was shaped by Vander. And Vander was shaped by his guilt over Silco. It makes sense that they need a deeper, more meaningful, more complete reunion.
It's an acknowledgement of Silco, of how his point of view on Zaun is important, of how important he's to Jinx, of how important he is to Vander and how important Vander is to him.
I genuinely wonder if they made the whole Felicia bit where they both knew her to have an easier explanation for non shippers why Silco would want to be part of family like that even in the happy universe where he doesn't have a reason to have the kind of relationship with Powder that he had in the main canon (ie intense bonding over shared trauma, her being alone in the world and needing him, him maybe having some resentment against Vander and that adding to the appeal to take her in).
It's so funny to me they included Silco in the alternate timeline because realistically, Vi's death wouldnt have changed his plans. The writers did not need to add him, bc it did slightly confuse us and everyone eventually agreed he probably found Vanders letter in this timeline, changing the reason for the timeline shift from not only Vi. They really sacrificed a bit of established writing just to show that dick couldve fixed him and turned him into a rich wine aunt (and I couldnt be happier about it)
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On the topic of self-sustainability, I genuinely think a HUGE amount of us could benefit from this - just like in many other past situations - and especially now. The joys of being self sustainable is that you can go as deep into it as you want or just do a few things that make you feel involved or good!!! You could hone-in and build your own damn root cellar, then go the food preservation route and understand to not rely on big market chains anymore that are becoming more unreliable - or you could simply watch some people from afar who do partake in being sustainable and support them. You could understand food waste, you could contribute to making your own clothing out of your own harvested materials, you could simply have the mindset that - no matter what, there is a way… there is so much you can do. And so much of it, genuinely, will make things so enjoyable or otherwise so much more clear for you. Trust me.
#being really into self sustainability and me learning more about it and taking the steps to partake in it directly#has no joke made me feel so much less stressed about this entire situation (the election and the similarities)#I’m not by any means saying this is the number one thing that will make you not depressed over this or anything#but I am saying that self sustainability has done what it needs to do for FOREVER. literally lifetimes upon lifetimes#in all kinds of different situations that were almost always beyond nasty#we can do this!! find your way!#dog talk#self sustainability#sustainability#election 2024
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trying to make teachers' (global) complaints abt kids theyre supposed to be teaching about "generational politics" and saying stuff like "people always complain about the young generation" is so dismissive and ridiculous. atp yall are being purposefully obtuse. these kids cant read. they cant write. they cant think critically. teachers GLOBALLY are begging parents to care, to no avail. kids dont respect their teachers, they dont respect their schoolwork, they dont respect their education, theyre severely behind across the board. to try and write that entire problem off as "complaining about the young generation" is so dismissive i have no words. obviously its the fault of the kids' parents but we are looking at an entire generation of people who are graduating high school with no skills. these people are joining society and dont know how to think. yall should be furious and instead youre trying to write it off as "hating on gen alpha". please get over yourselves
#i saw a post on here a month or so ago and i ignored it then even tho i RLY disagreed w it bc i figured it was probably made in ignorance#but in the past month i have gotten angrier and angrier abt this topic#to the point that if u try and come at me w any mention of 'generational politics' i will slap u across the mouth#i have never rly been into intergenerational competition bc its a distraction from real issues#but this isnt abt complaining abt a generation for no reason#that 'brainrot' we all laugh about is causing kids to genuinely behave brainlessly. its not funny. its terrifying#why are we just sitting here making jokes about it and laughing it off and then accusing teachers of nonsense#why do ppl not care abt this#teachers are trying to tell us smth and i see so many ppl ignoring them and dismissing them and making these stupid cynical jokes#an entire generation of ppl are going to be joining the workforce (GLOBALLY!!! NOT A LOCALIZED PROBLEM!!!)#having gotten by on lowered standards. these ppl will be doctors. they will be politicians. they will be in our society#this is so gd terrifying. i talk abt this and think abt this way more than i do abt the recent us election even.#i feel like im going insane. most of the talk ive seen on here has been dismissing these concerns and not treating them seriously.#im prolly going to delete this honestly but i wanted to rant abt it for a second#delete later
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Who else is ready to die
#joking. joking#im gonna have a fantastic restof november#please now that im mentally setting fire to the house of my extended family in the us who voted for him in each election#ive made like 3 versions of what i wanted to post about this and couldnt decide if maybe i just shouldnt say anything#but im too angry and devastated to not say anything (doesnt even live in the us)#i love you all lets all hang in there together
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The irony of posting this comment praising Bill Burr for apparently becoming a better person on a video by Elliot Sang that criticizes how wife guys are put on pedestals. Bill Burr does the exact same fucking thing as these wife guys who use their spouses and children for clout when he talks about his wife and kids in his standup. And Elliot Sang actually liked it then 💀 (like eh bro, imagine not actually internalising your video essays)
The dude has always been a misogynist, the 2nd Trump election just made him go mask off.
But yeah, his brand of misogyny is so annoying to me becos he continuously brands himself as a guy who wants to do better and seems to be capable of introspection? And yet his introspection is so performative becos when push comes to shove, he is unwilling to divest himself from the patriarchy. He will continue to make those sexist jokes and locker room talk, and he will keep hanging out with sex pests becos he can't be bothered to actually change.
Bill Burr's 2nd stint on SNL where he spouts vaguely centrist/apolitical crap about White women and the election is 🤡🤡
There's something so annoying about Bill Burr (and other guys like him) trying to hide his misogyny under the guise of criticizing white feminism. His fans are equally as annoying by tokenizing Burr's Black wife and children. The pple he's fooling are primarily White cishet men who don't care about Black and Brown women, and he truly doesn't care about Black women becos if he really did, he wouldn't have criticized metoo since it was actually created by a Black woman.
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oop. crazy how many people i have unfollowed/blocked today for the cyclical and asinine sentiment along the lines of "well leftists are you HAPPY now????"
girl we've done this 3 elections in a row. definition of insanity to still be blaming this on us especially when the numbers do not support your accusations. like we voted for the fucking war criminals and you STILL lost.
#we will never improve/revolutionize this system because people cannot get their heads out of their asses enough to realize:#a. we have much bigger problems than these candidates#b. the structure of our government is not immutable nor is the US itself guaranteed any sort of longevity#c. the way we see ourselves and understand our politics and international influence is so wildly different from int'l perspective/ Reality#babes this country is a joke. international law has been made into a joke. that should be much scarier to everyone than it is.#but because they can't imagine the violence regularly outsourced to brown people as possibly happening to us in the states#americans are completely satisfied with continuing to outsource that violence if it means we get normalcy#also the number of privileged ass white liberals posting shit along the lines of 'well you made your bed lay in it'#ah i see the mask comes off and the hood comes out!#i thought we were against victim blaming???? i thought we wanted to empower marginalized communities??#but not when those communities express concerns and principles outside the realm of democrat complacency#like babe what was the platform? what did you vote for?#the platform shrinks every year and i fear by next election it will simply be nonexistent#i wish i was optimistic about a leftist movement stepping in to fill the vacuum but........ 🫠#i just think things are going to get much worse before they get better (IF they get better)
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it's two years since I moved to ireland today. the weather is miserable but every day I'm glad I don't live in one of the 14 countries that keep voting no to ceasefire and sanctions anymore ✌️
#personal#sofi.txt#nobody talks about it because it's a tiny insignificant country#but the czech republic is right there with hungary poland etc. as one of the most right wing racist zionist countries#with strong ties to israel#it eats up all the propaganda#if you could see the disgusting posters one of the parties put up before an election recently. god#it was basically a picture of an arab with a knife like. stop the migrants or they will kill you#my father supports this party#yeah.#anyway the weather thing is a joke this was the best decision i ever made#because i am free#and i pray for the freedom of all people in the world#may this madness end soon inshallah
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Okay I just watched the Moo Deng 💒🚣🏻♀️ clip and I don't get why everyone is mad.
#It's just classic SNL?#“They're making fun of a woman's mental health!” is such a reductive take#Church Girl is a public figure right now who has made waves in the public eye#Most of the jokes were about things she's said — about setting boundaries / not endorsing the election#but they didn't seem malicious#I've seen people say there's a hate train against her and I'm like well... no... but okay
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i like pokemon diamond and pearl's soundtrack but im also eternally mad at it because the super music collection is sorted in the most annoying manner physically possible and it makes you actively bored of music you otherwise liked
#nobody cares about this but me but idc im mad forever#pokemon league daytime is track 75 and elite four battle theme is 140. are you joking#its like this because dp ost elects to put all of its nighttime themes and optional content music After daytime league theme#and like ok maybe in another game i would understand not wanting to put the daytime and nighttime themes right next to each other#especially when theyre very very similar#but i do NOT understand this choice for DP specifically because 1. the tracks themselves are mostly very short#and 2. DP SMC doesnt loop. it fades out immediately after the first play.#why not at that point just put them together#by sending you directly back to the start of the game But its Nighttime Now literally right before the end of the game#you just totally kill the momentum of it as an Album Listening Experience#which i think is a standard vg soundtracks should still be held to if theyre gonna sell you CDs#bc the intent is that. you listen to them and enjoy them outside the game#like i listen to these at work like any other album#i have gripes with some of the choices they made in some of the other super music collections but this is the onyl one that like#actively kinda pisses me off
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Watching media from pre-trump presidency and they made a joke about trump running for president. Oh how little they knew then.
#this is about bones (tv)#they made this joke in 2012#I wonder how whoever wrote that felt when he got elected#bones#bones tv
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Just because an author was a fanfiction writer before publishing ... Doesn't mean that their published original work was based on a fanfiction they wrote. Y'all gotta have more faith in authors than that, we aren't all trying to get r*ylo rpf professionally published
#like idk i dont think a book about a queer mexican son of a politician and a queer british prince son of james bond...#is based off fucking social network fic/rpf#like idk i dont know that much abour social network but#i also keep my fic writing and my original fic writing very separate???#like sure original stuff i write is inspired by the things i consume but like...#just bc someone is a fanfiction writer doesnt mean their original work is suddenly fanfiction#idk the post i saw about it made me really uncomfy too bc the joke ended up white washing one of the leads#also if any character is based on a real person its that ellen is based very vaguely on hilary#like cassy talks about writing this before ghe 2016 election...
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when i was born there was nothing and when there was something i was already old
i started putting the whole story in the tags then tumblr fucked me by not allowing me any more tags and i cant bring myself to type all this out again but the story isnt finished so im gonna continue in a whole other post and if anyone knows how to copy tumblr tags into a post that would be really appreciated
i feel a 100 years old
#howtoexplainthisinlessthanonehoir#so basically on nov 3rd 2020 there was an american electio#cause of corona there were many people who voted via mail in ballots cause of covid (mostly democrats cause republicans didnt believe#in corona)#so the time it took to count every vote was looooooong#so long in fact that two days later on november 5th the results still weren't out#on this fateful day the second to last episode of the long running series supernatural titled 'Despair' ('The Truth' in earlier drafts)aired#in this episode one of the main characters named castiel confesses his love for one of the other main characters dean winchester and#promptly dies#this made an incredibly (and i do mean INCREDIBLY popular ship (Destiel)) at least half-canon#because of the fact that everyone was online cause of election and everything everyone was online and so heard about this love confession#now you might have done a double take at 'half-canon' there so let me explain:#instead of reciprocating castiel's feelings deans answer to cas' 'i love you' is a rather disappointing#'dont do this cas'#so the euphoria of seeing a twelve year old ship confirmed mixed with incredulity at having to witness#1. the just-confirmed-as-queer character castiel immediately die#2. dean not reciprocating#to cope with that rollercoaster of emotions memes were memed and jokes were jokesd#especially about dean's answer which was interpreted at the time as rather homophobic (both of the character himself and/or the actor)#by some (loud) people#so people were beginning to make memes about what else dean could have said in response to dean's love confession to mock his actual respons#and right in this clusterfuck#smack dab in the middle of it something now somewhat forgotten rises again:#THE AMERICAN ELECTION#the votes had been finally finished counting in georgia and biden was in the lead (pretty sure there were actually more states in play here#i think nevada and arizona but georgia is the state i saw the meme about)#which won him the election#now the mixture of 1. incredibly relevant news and 2. letting dean really say anything i. response to cas' confession cause he might as well#led to the creation of what this blog is all about#THE DESTIEL NEWS MEME
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