#there's a cream for that
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Slapped By A Dead Boob
You said you loved Me first, remember that
I wished you didn’t Because you picked a scab I forgot about Down There
The infection took hold And I loved you too And we moved away And we married And got a house And some cats And I worked for a lizard Of a human being And then I died Then was reborn On Pearl Harbor Day
Only this time I woke up alone Among the dead
I settled in, making Some good friends
Though some are Heavier than others
#poem#writerscreed#twc poetry#poets on tumblr#goatsmell#it's valentines day too#doesn't that make your biscuits itch#there's a cream for that#but sometimes its just best to let it burn a bit#i think i sound more bitter than I really am#i mean#i watched a sad French movie and had a big bowl of Pho#and the lovers kill each other because the French really don't know how else to relate to each other#sex and death#they're like kibbles and bits#peas and carrots#Forrest and jennay#And the English are no better at this love thing either#They just suppress everything into ass cancer#and die with more stiff in their upper lips than an ironing board#Don't get me started#on the Germans#They're like Klingons sometimes#it occurs to me that I may have said too much#and my weed and kombucha dessert is making me a bit testy after working a bit hard lately#i am a complicated beast#full of tiny man's rage#with itchy biscuits#that will soon get all the cream they're asking for#happy valentine's day
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i dont know why cream cheese makes such faces
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
#it's literally easier to make than whipped cream#because the extra bulk of the dry ingredients makes it form stiff peaks faster
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the people yearn for turn of the century sonic gijinkas
here are my many inspirations
#bree_art#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#miles tails prower#amy rose#rouge the bat#knuckles the echidna#team chaotix#vector the crocodile#espio the chameleon#charmy bee#babylon rogues#jet the hawk#storm the albatross#wave the swallow#cream the rabbit#vanilla the rabbit#metal sonic#big the cat
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Kiddos hear EVERYTHING
#nothing better than little voices swearing#tiktok#the faces of the adults#especially the guys on the couch eating ice cream
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#sephora spider sex cream#please tell me other people are caught up on the Sephora Reddit discovering that lotion that attracts wild spiders#spiders georg#spiders mention#Sephora
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He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream
#legends only#for context he bought said ice cream immediately after beating the shit out of some roided out cops in a grocery store#nightwing 1996#Nightwing 1996 issue 79#nightwing#dick grayson#batman#batman comics#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#liveblogging
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Names taken literally
#sonic the hedgehog#tails the fox#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#cream and cheese#big the cat#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#silver the hedgehog#blaze the cat#metal sonic#eggman#sonic au#idk how to write#puroart
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Ice cream cake 🌨️ 🍨 🎂
Part of my water cake series
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Sonic's Team (2024) and Sonic Team (1999-ish?)
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shoutout to sonic youtuber Badnik Mechanic for finding the location#which is the intersection of Union St and Montgomery St#I walked 2 miles to get here only to realize that I had been here just a few months ago 💀#shadow the hedgehog#miles tails prower#tails the fox#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#silver the hedgehog#cream the rabbit#charmy bee#espio the chameleon#rouge the bat#blaze the cat#vector the crocodile#san francisco#city escape
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collection of emotes I created for the @sthbigbang event discord! feel free to use them if you'd like!
bonus sonic that never made it to the server. scary.
#frosti draws#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic big bang 2024#tails the fox#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#maria robotnik#chao#charmy bee#vector the crocodile#cream the rabbit#kit the fennec#silver the hedgehog#whisper the wolf#tangle the lemur#these are all from like. february LOL
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of course the silly polar bear meme reminded me of a certain mother
#my shit#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#cream the rabbit#vanilla the rabbit#sonic fanart#sonic meme#artists on tumblr
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Here is the piece I did for @turtlestogetherzine !
I absolutely adore both Rise and 2012, and this was a blast to make ! Thanks for having me :) !
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2012#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#tmnt 2012 leo#tmnt 2012 mikey#tmnt 2012 donnie#tmnt 2012 april#tmnt 2012 casey jones#ice cream kitty#tmnt donnie#tmnt donatello#tmnt raph#tmnt raphael#tmnt mikey#tmnt michelangelo#april o'neil#casey jones#tmnt april o'neil#camilieroart
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i have also done sonic gijinkas did you know that
also the inspo post here woo
#art#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#amy rose#rouge the bat#knuckles the echidna#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#blaze the cat#jet the hawk#wave the swallow#storm the albatross#cream the rabbit#vanilla the rabbit#vector the crocodile#espio the chameleon#charmy bee#team chaotix#big the cat#metal sonic#sonic riders#yeah#i do this a lot
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