#there's a cream for that
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goatsmell · 2 years ago
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Slapped By A Dead Boob
You said you loved Me first, remember that
I wished you didn’t Because you picked a scab I forgot about Down There
The infection took hold And I loved you too And we moved away And we married And got a house And some cats And I worked for a lizard Of a human being And then I died Then was reborn On Pearl Harbor Day
Only this time I woke up alone Among the dead
I settled in, making Some good friends
Though some are Heavier than others
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daftpatience · 2 months ago
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i dont know why cream cheese makes such faces
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ms-demeanor · 1 year ago
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
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sheepslaps · 3 months ago
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the people yearn for turn of the century sonic gijinkas
here are my many inspirations
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triski73 · 3 months ago
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Kiddos hear EVERYTHING
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demonboyhalo · 11 months ago
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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stars-and-branches · 29 days ago
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He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream
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puro134 · 3 months ago
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Names taken literally
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yuumei-art · 11 months ago
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Ice cream cake 🌨️ 🍨 🎂
Part of my water cake series
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jasminebythebay · 1 month ago
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Sonic's Team (2024) and Sonic Team (1999-ish?)
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frostios · 5 months ago
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collection of emotes I created for the @sthbigbang event discord! feel free to use them if you'd like!
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bonus sonic that never made it to the server. scary.
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nenafena · 3 months ago
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of course the silly polar bear meme reminded me of a certain mother
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camilieroart · 5 months ago
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Here is the piece I did for @turtlestogetherzine !
I absolutely adore both Rise and 2012, and this was a blast to make ! Thanks for having me :) !
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sheepslaps · 3 months ago
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i have also done sonic gijinkas did you know that
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also the inspo post here woo
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the-hydroxian-artblog · 22 days ago
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