#there’s no mpreg btw sorry

[stranger-rants]

Re: Steve Harrington’s Canon Breeding Kink + Billy protecting Nancy in his own way, I guess!

Steve and Billy start hooking up out of convenience. Steve’s “not gay,” apparently, he’s just horny and he’s hit a dry spell with women because he’s still hung up on Nancy, or rather he’s still hung up on his dream of the perfect life with Nancy. Making six figures. Buying a nice McMansion. Raising children together behind a white picket fence. A dream that won’t become reality.

Nancy has other plans. Mainly, moving up in the world and out of Hawkins. Steve’s dream is her nightmare, and well Billy? He doesn’t dream at all. So when Steve has him face down in the mattress, threading his fingers through his curls, imagining soft lines where there’s hard muscles, murmuring in a haze, wanna knock you up… he just goes along with it.

Weird, but a fuck is a fuck and a fuck is real. Not whatever shit this is.

Steve says goodbye to Nancy at the airport. Billy is mostly there for moral support or whatever. He doesn’t care. She got an amazing internship at the paper she always wanted to work for. For a brief moment she panics after seeing the kicked puppy look on Steve’s face. He’s happy for her. Really. But the man can’t help but show just how crushed he is.

Nancy steps outside for a moment to shake out her nerves and take a breath. Outside, where Billy is leaning up against a pillar smoking.

“Shit. Am I doing the right thing?”

Billy doesn’t dream much but he knows, intimately, that Steve does and what exactly Steve dreams of. He stares at Nancy behind his sunglasses. Blows out smoke. Shrugs. Tosses his cigarette on the ground, and stomps on it. “You’re leaving Hawkins. Of course you’re doing the right thing.’’

Nancy doesn’t know how to take that. If Billy wants her gone or… it’s not like she knows he’s hooking up with her ex. It doesn’t matter. It’s not about that anyway. It’s enough motivation to get her on her way. That night Steve fucks Billy hard, collapsing on top of him. He curls around Billy, silently sobbing into his neck.

They don’t do this after. Cuddling, or whatever this is. Steve’s hand strokes his belly, and Billy freezes. He understands Nancy’s hesitation. It’s very easy to want to give Steve what he wants but he too would resent him if he were stuck in Hawkins fucking Indiana instead of pursuing his dreams. But he doesn’t dream and none of it matters because he’s just a fuck and Steve’s hand on his belly means nothing.

It can’t mean anything. It won’t. So, it doesn’t matter.

And if he falls asleep in Steve’s arms with images of a McMansion with a picket fence and children running around, it doesn’t mean anything at all because he doesn’t dream.

[cosmicccowboy0]

Been getting a lot of Labru mpreg on my dashboard recently so obviously i had to contribute

[mittysins]

What happens when the old abandoned android you found and decided to restore happens to have a mind of their own?

Teach them all they want to learn about being human, obviously. While also giving them some sweet upgrades!

Meda doesn’t know who made Drew, but he DOES know that Drew is incredibly unique. They have little recovered memory of their life before their shutdown, and they aren’t quite sure what their purpose is, but Meda told them that not everything needs a purpose. Some things can just be.

[appallinnballin]

I’m SHITTING me and my roommate were watching the new fairly oddparents reboot and when the anti fairies showed up i was like oh yeah. I think i made fanart of them a few years back and i went to check and this was one of them. sory

[boywifesammy]

afab!dean or omega!dean alone at planned parenthood getting his papa’s baby aborted because john knocked him up before a hunt. he’s all ‘hello maam’ and ‘yes maam’ while filling out the papers silently and the lady at the desk takes one look at this 5’2 kid with shaggy clothes as he mutters out excuses and knows that he is obviously not 16 like his ID says. she hands him a lil dollar store lollipop and dean sucks on it in the corner while waiting for the nurse to come get him, his feet kicking in the air because they don’t touch the ground when he’s on high chairs.

[sickfreaksirkay]

i was NOT aware that in the mabinogion someone force fems one of his nephews and makes him sleep with his brother THRICE ??????

[icksick]

soft stuff?! on the WHUMP BLOG !?! impossible...

anyway thank yew to @charactersyoudontknow + @smalmilk for inadvertently getting me 2 draw these and also getting me 2 put on my big boy pants and hit the POST button !!!!

[ace-the-fox]

Random question you don’t have to answer but, does haruka ever find out that Kira was the one pregnant with her, not Reimi? And if so how would she react to that information? 😂

OH. THIS IS A GOOD ONE, HOL' UP, HOL' UP—

Never actually thought about this before, and I have two possible answers, lol:

I don't see being pregnant as something Kira talks about often, given how much he despised it. So it was either a) something he mentioned off-handedly when Haru was a tween/teen or b) something Haru was never told but figured out herself when she realised that her mom died before she was born.

Either way, if it's in a universe where this is uncommon if not impossible (I never give an explanation for how mpreg works in any of my fanfics so god knows lmao), she's pretty stunned and a little weirded out at the thought... but then, given that all her dad's girlfriends are decaying hands and her closest friend (bar Momo ofc) is the ghost cat thing she got by getting stabbed with an arrow, she probably rationalises that it's not the weirdest thing in her life. And, if Kira does tell her, they never speak of it again :)

[littlegasoline0976]

You know boiled scrambled and fried wasn’t the only tale that featured Mpreg.

Yes that’s right there’s another one that isn’t talked about much either. Yeah I’m so sorry for what I did but… I think we all know that boiled scrambled and fried is an Mpreg fanfic about SCP-049 giving birth to SCP-049-J. As if things can’t get worse but I found this. Pretty much about Mpreg also. Honestly I’m not spoiling anything since I really don’t want to subject your ears to this either. Yes I’m an SCP fan myself so honestly if other scp fans want to read this tale then go ahead if you are prepared for Mpreg.

Please don’t even kill me for recommending this tale since there could be more tales about Mpreg in the SCP Foundation and the SCP Foundation doesn’t really have a canon. Seriously I’m actually surprised that I remember this since I only read it once and ‘forgot’ about it. But since I remember Boiled Scrambled and Fried, I somehow realized I haven’t forgotten about this either due to the hilarity of this. Don’t even ask about what’s even about since it’s about Mpreg.

I’m sorry for even showing everyone that there’s more Mpreg tales in the SCP Foundation but if anyone else finds another one other than Boiled Scrambled and Fried and One Bad Mother than please repost this post or comment down below. Honestly if people never thought that Boiled Scrambled and Fried was the only mpreg tale in the SCP Foundation website then maybe we could make more Mpreg fanfiction about the SCP Foundation.

[azrael-arryn]

Would anyone want to see my Stardew valley OCs + fankids ?

[yourlocalderp]

so you guys didn't disappoint congrats

if anyone knows me outside of tumblr just an fyi no you don't you have no idea who i am mootie you do NOT know me you will NOT say a WORD.

I will now put spaces to save my moot.

heres your pregnant ratio.

also a bonus cause i was bored but its ugly and took me like 20-30 minutes

i will now never post art again

Ok fuckers don't disappoint.

The results of this poll with drastically change how my well-being will be for the next few weeks so if y'all fuck this up I'll draw Dr.Ratio pregnant.

[castleofravens]

mpreg fintan <3

art cred: @daisiesdiseased

[johnny-chaos]

sometimes waking up to 99+ notes is like viewing a particularly pleasant sunrise and sometimes it's like getting punched in the nose with comments from ex mormons talking about mpreg

[castle-dominion]

Crack fic I'm sorry & SO not edited or designed to be a real fic. I just don't rly care. This is just bc smth funny popped into my head. I did not write this out of pride, I wrote it bc I thought it was funny.

Once upon a time I was liveblogging & thought an insane thought.

Ryan popped up from the floor. It was dark & rather than turning on the lights, they were using flashlights to search the boiler room in the basement of where some hacker-not-hooker was found dead in the water tank on the roof. 

Ryan, annoyed, complained, “Man. This was Castle’s theory. How did we draw the short straw?”

“I don’t know,” Esposito said. He took the opportunity of conversation to ask a question that had been bugging him. “Let me ask you something.” He turned off his flashlight. “You notice anything weird about Beckett?”

Ryan was unsure what his partner was referring to. “What do you mean?”

Esposito jumped on a heater unit to get closer to the ceiling. “Well, she’s- she’s different.” Esposito’s non-specific explanation causes Ryan to look up at him. “Something’s off.”

The recent concerns over whether or not he himself was perceptibly different came bubbling to the surface. “What are you saying? Like she’s --pregnant?”

Esposito sharply looked down from the heater unit in startledness. “What are you talking about? Where did that even come from?”

 It seemed like Javier was talking about their friend, it did not seem like he was just using a third party as an analog for Kevin. “Well, you said she was acting different. They’re consenting adults–..” 

Javier adamantly argued, “Beckett is not pregnant. Come on, man.” He went back to running his hands along the top of the ductwork, which used actual duct tape which is like sticky aluminum foil NOT DUCK TAPE WHICH IS BAD FOR DUCTS & NOT MEANT TO BE USED ON DUCTS.

Feeling hurt, (especially considering- if they were trying -that they were trying,) Ryan pointed out, “What’s so wrong with being pregnant?”

I can’t decide whether they were trying to have a kid or not. If they were then he says this in a hurt/sad way. If they were not then maybe.. idk. They would probably be having safe sex tho so they would HAVE to be trying to have a kid meaning ryan would probably be off testosterone. Oh also I forgot whether I wanted this to be trans or if I wanted this to be magic mpreg bc it is already crack. Annoyed, (or sad,) Javi shook his head & said, “You know, I can’t even talk to you about this right now.”

Definitely feeling hurt at this point, Ryan said [sort of like mumbling but clear, interjecting but not interrupting, mentioning offhand but it is a continuation of the conversation, I can’t find a word that means “said” in the way I intend], “Okay. Well, um,, try to get over it before I tell you the (good) news, okay?” I don’t know if Ryan is trans or if this is an au where mpreg is possible, I don’t know if they were trying to have a baby or if it was an accident but Ryan felt nervous & a little bit scared, & definitely excited & anticipatory when he told Esposito that he had news relating to being pregnant. 

Kevin was staring at Javi’s face after implying he was pregnant & got to see the shock slap on there & smiled.

“What?” Javier asked.

Kevin grinned wider in response. 

Still unbelieving, “Are you serious?” & his partner really was. “Wowwww! Congratulations, Precioso! That’s great!”

Kevin could not stop smiling. “Thanks, Ducky.”

Javier crouched & hopped to the ground to envelop his sweetheart in a warm, proud embrace.

well I hope you enjoyed the crack that took me way too long. I used to hate crack & I still kind of dislike it but it is funny.

[foxhole-pipe-dream]

This has been Andrew's reaction so far btw, but Neil is right so 🫢

He frowned. “I think they look nice. What’s wrong with my choices?” Andrew looked at the bland, ugly clothing with contempt. “Everything. I am not letting my daughter wear prison clothes.” Neil rolled his eyes. “Drama queen.” “Let’s hope she doesn’t inherit your taste,” Andrew said, snatching the outfit away and shoving it in the wrong place. He moved on. There were a few cutesy outfits hooked over his fingers. Neil looked down at Josie, who was just blowing spit bubbles with her mouth. He pursed his lips before muttering lowly, "Your daddy's an asshole.” Andrew felt cold all over for a moment before shooting Neil a vicious look. "Shut the fuck up." A nearby mother cut a disapproving look at him. Neil’s face filled with genuine and wary curiosity. "What? You don't like that?" Neil waited for his unforthcoming response before guessing he was correct. "She has to call you something. Preferably, not Andrew. Dad, papa, father…" Andrew marched in another direction, done with him. "Stop talking before you lose your tongue. You’ve annoyed me enough as it is." Neil shrugged. “Too bad. Maybe you shouldn’t have got me pregnant.”

Andrew doubled back and reached over to shove him roughly, careful not to jostle Josie. Neil laughed, retreating to the opposite side of the rack with a smirk.

The hardest part of writing this kid fic has been deciding whether Andrew should be called dad/daddy or papa by their kid.

I had a mini crisis before when I was rereading the series and realized he and Neil predominantly use the words 'father' and 'mother' in convos. And I refused to accept a reality where they make their daughter address them that way, that's where I draw the line.

Neil says mother/father 99% of the time unless he's lying (like to Bee) or speaking to Mary aloud as mom. So Mary was definitely mom, Nathan ??? Who knows.

Anyway, mini poll ☝

[pasteilian]

donald tello mpreg when (/hj) (ik you dont hc them as trans i do) (i am projecting)

Lmao sorry I’m very boring when it comes to fandoms I pick my fav HCS and stick with them till I leave  unfortunately—Only turtle I Hc as Trans is Leo but I also don’t mind if people have different HCS for my turtles 🤷🏽‍♀️

But kinda Mpreg?? Donnie wanted to be a dad but didn’t vibe with relationships So he did the next best thing—Use his DNA and make a Test tube baby it was completely a midnight Idea and he was not prepare to be a dad at all but yeah he Disappeared from his family for months made a kid raised said kid for another few months and came home with a baby for his family to be shocked about

Stem despite her hectic creation is actually a well put together kid she is as Smart as Donnie and has already created sentient ribbons she has Named Bow and Bon—other than that she’s desperate to befriend Eclipsa who’s like the only other Girl in the Family 💀(She’s a Sea Sponge btw blame Bee)