#there was one where it was a picture of me and Choro in cosplay when we went to that convention. it lasted for a day

[void-selfships-archive]

What are your names saved as in each other’s phones? with whomever ya miss rn <3

WAVES MY HANDS. So because they all "share" [share...its Totty's phone] I only have like 2 contacts for all of them? Which is their house phone and Todomatsu's number. I have the house number as just "Matsuno" and I have Totty's number as "Dumbass[es] <3"

Totty's name for me keeps changing randomly, but if I remember it used to be "Guy Friend" and then changed to "Boyfriend💕💞" which I changed to "Beloved <3" which Kara changed to "My Rose" and Osomatsu changed to "Drinking Buddy" and then to "Huband" when we got married. Might've changed since then honestly, I should steal his phone at some point and check.

[sugoi-writes]

Matsus reaction to female s/o wearing a black male suit? (She's cross-dressing, but her hair is still normal) please? >.

(Bwuh, uhhm, I’ll try to take this in the context that the female s/o is cosplaying a Drag King, etc. because that context makes this ask a little better to me. Or perhaps if that’s how people truly embrace it or call it, that’s fine. I just hope that this will not offend anyone! Clothes are just clothes to me, and don’t really match a gender label, but uh. Yeah! Interpret this as you wish! 

Sorry, maybe it’s just the way I read it? I’m sure you meant no harm by it! Here is some scenarios, tho!) 

Osomatsu

He would probably walk in on their s/o in the middle of getting ready. They know they have a show today, some sort of convention, or what have you. Not once did it cross his mind to knock. Although, he’s pleasantly surprised. 

His s/o looks really shapely in a tuxedo, despite the fact that she had hoped to hide ever inch of curves on her body. He would definitely be bold, and walk right up to her, and depending on the context of the situation, he’d probably say something corny like “Hey Handsome~” if you were further along. Oso doesn’t have a specific preference with his s/o physical attributes, be it sexual orientation, gender, what have you. 

But this guy will gobble her up if she let him. He secretly likes the nice and sleek look, due to how much it can contrast against his own. And he feels like she would look SO good against him. If the two of them ended up kissing, fooling around, etc., he would DEFINITELY let her finish getting ready AFTER she promises to wear this for him again.

Karamatsu

Oh boy. Does this man care about his own looks and fashion. But to see his wonderful honey, in something so… sophisticated? He would probably melt. Don’t blame him if he suddenly gets a little embarrassed, unable to look away. If she invites him closer, he would smile down to her, taking her chin,” My love, never hide yourself, or your beautiful body… I understand that this makes you feel comfortable, but always remember your natural radiance is just as captivating~” He’ll try to woo his s/o so that she couldn’t see what she was doing to him. He’s intoxicated by it all. It makes him want to dance with his s/o, and have her in his arms, basking in her looks. 

“That’s my s/o!,” he would say,” That’s my beautiful, heavenly Karamatsu Love~”

She’d have to shoo him away, but much like Osomatsu, he would love to see her in this again. Honestly, if she were to model some more attire for him, he would die. He’d want to throw a little fashion show for her, and is WAY more willing to let you steal his stuff. Especially if it makes his s/o happy! He aims to please, and will embrace any hobby or lifestyle that she chooses.

Choromatsu 

I feel like with our frog prince, he would also have no qualms (will any of the matsus have any, though?) with his s/o dressing up like this. He will be surprised, sure, and try to run out of the room out of embarrassment… but he certainly will support his s/o in all of her endeavors. He hates interrupting things, and would apologize profusely.

With him, he would think that she would look cute at first, maybe thinking that the suit was a little bit too much, but… it would really grow on him. And she would look DAMN cute in it (even if she was going for the more “masculine” look). He would often compliment her, and ask if she needed to borrow anything. Hair gel, cuff links, undershirts, dress shoes, corsages, ties, the works. He would be as supportive, fashion wise, as Karamatsu. Although, I would say Choro’s attire is definitely more professional looking at the end of the day, and may be more fitting for a business meeting. Aka: maybe a little much for a hobby or even an everyday lifestyle. 

He’s always around to help, though, and will learn to freaking knock from now on. Don’t blame him if he may ask to get a picture of you. He loves being able to brag to Totty and Kara that HE helped his s/o, and HE was just a fashionable, dammit! So take THAT, you shitheads!!! 

…Ahem. Yes. Green bean is a good bean.

Ichimatsu

This would be something that took Ichi FOREVER to notice. He doesn’t care about clothes all that much, and honestly, his is usually in tatters somehow. But, when his s/o stumbles across him in the hallway or something, he’ll kind of pause, blinking. Why did it take him this long to notice? Out of all the brothers, he will be one of the few to NOT make a big deal of things. It’s just nice.

He’ll blush, yeah, and maybe ask you why you were doing it. And if he gets a little invasive, he’ll apologize, and pat you on the shoulder.

“It suits you. You should wear what makes you happy… even if it makes me more trashy.” If his s/o pulls him in for a hug, he’ll get all blush and not remember how to hug properly. You do look pretty dabber, and honestly… if his s/o ever left the house, he would sneak into their room and try on their clothes, if he could. If not, he would probably just stare in awe. This was a lot of cool stuff! He may even be a bit jealous!

He’ll get defensive if his s/o insists on helping him, still scarred by the Karamatsu experience… but as long as he wouldn’t get teased, he’ll eventually give in. The both of you can show off your new looks, and Ichi will gain some confidence. He’ll think that his s/o is perfect the way she is, and won’t expect her to dress like this constantly, or on dates. But it’s a pleasant surprise. It will definitely be appreciated, and returned somehow. 

Jyushimatsu

“Hah? Where are your boobies?” 

He may scare the ever-living daylights out of his s/o at first. And like Ichi, he may question her a lot. Where did she get the stuff? Did it cost a lot? Why? What for? When did she start? 

It’s all innocent questions at the end of the day, and though he may not completely understand his s/o’s reasons, he is okay with it! He likes seeing his s/o smile, and if wearing nice stuff makes her happy, he’s happy too! He won’t be able to help much, because his s/o is usually the one to help him look decent, but he will give her an honest opinion if she asks for one. 

And he will always be happy to go get his s/o something, whether she forgot something at home or in another room. He likes seeing his s/o in his clothes anyway, so this is kind of similar to him. He gets a little excited to see you strut out in something, and will be sure to let you know. He’s like a little puppy, and likes following you around if you go into town, being sure no one hits on you or anything. S/o may look cute, but you were his s/o!

If you’re in a community that shuns this sort of thing, because of bigots, he will be the one to shut it down, and protectively keep you out of harms way, whether it’s nasty people or ridicule. He’ll be sure to take you out for food if something were to happen, and give you lots of kisses! It isn’t weird, and no one should make it feel weird to make you feel bad! 

He loves you so much, and will do anything to make that smile on your face shine on through!

Todomatsu

Ahhh I don’t want to copy/paste, but Totty will react very similarly to Karamatsu in some ways. He will get pretty flustered, but he can’t be too bold with you looking like this. If his s/o really pulled out the stops on their look, don’t be surprised to see him shaking in the knees. He’s a complete SUCKER for suits. He will collapse if his s/o leaves the top two or so buttons unbuttoned, going for a more sensual look. 

Need shoes? He’s on it. Cuff links? Bribe Choromatsu for them. Hair gel? Set Karamatsu’s on fire, and gets his s/o her own bottle. His lovely s/o is experimenting with her fashion!!! There’s no way he couldn’t embrace that! Watch out, he may get a little overbearing. He will absolutely BEG to take pictures of his s/o, and spread the photos like wildfire, if he gets permission. If not, they are his secret treasures, and he’ll hold them dear to his heart.

His s/o looks so good, he will try to flaunt his DAMNEST to show you off. He may offer to take his s/o for some dinner. He may eventually get a bit bolder, and try dancing with you, purposely going to a place where the lights are low, and there’s great music. It makes him really happy to see her try things that make her comfortable. And it makes his heart swell, because his s/o can pull off a suit WAY better than a lot of people he’s known. He will 11/10 support you, but don’t get too caught up in Totty’s praise and whirlwind of social media spamming. He’ll convince you to wear this way more often, if you aren’t careful~ It’s a really easy way to get his blood bumping, if you pull this stunt on him.

[thebardisabird]

@phoofbingo You got it love! I did the best I could! Under the cut~

Osomatsu

“You want me to what now?” he called out from the hallway. You were busy fixing your wig just right and rolled your eyes when you had to repeat yourself. 

“Cosplay with me, dummy. There’s a costume contest in Shibuya and first place wins money!” you let a sly grin cross your lips, knowing full well he’d do just about anything for some dough. Your sentiments were proven correct as he burst through your bedroom door, determined look on his face. 

“Who am I dressing up as?” tone serious as he stared in your direction. 

You didn’t miss his eyes as he looked over you in your bathrobe. That charming smile crossed his face, “That’s your costume? I don’t know if we’re gonna win with you in a bathrobe, babe. Though the hair makes you look kinda cute!”

Your eyes rolled once more as you handed him his costume. He flipped through the clothing curiously; simple enough - white half-button down, blue slacks, white shoes. It looked like regular clothing. 

“What are we even going as?” he asked, slipping his sweatshirt over his head in order to switch it for the other. 

“It’s an old anime, Urusei Yatsura. We’re gonna dress as the two main characters. It’s a little before our time, but it was a really good anime.” 

You heard him humming in agreement as he had his back to you, adjusting the pants on. Slipping off the bathrobe, you glanced over your costume in the nearby mirror. That money was basically yours, you had Lum’s look in the freakin’ bag! 

“Alright babe, I’m do- holy shit” he started, stopping only when he looked in your direction. Seeing you sport the skimpy tiger-stripe outfit nearly made his nose bleed. 

“You look hot!” exclaimed Osomatsu, greedily eyeing your body. You felt a wave of shyness wash over you under his gaze. 

“When we win, I wanna be the one to take that off you!”

God how you wish you could shock the hell out of him. 

Karamatsu 

You brushed his hair to side gently, meticulously trying to recreate Ataru’s part to the best of your ability. It helped that your boyfriend was very close in visage to him as is. He had no problems dressing up with you, though he was a little disappointed he couldn’t wear his shades or leather jacket.

“It has to be accurate, Kara” you reminded him, spritzing a little hairspray at the top of his head. 

“But my love, it’s only Totoko’s Halloween party,” he pouted, and when you narrowed your eyes at him he stuttered back his words, “I-I-I mean shouldn’t the t-true costumes be our real selves?” 

Then came the cool guy routine, “Heh...truly the masks we wear everyday would make for a great Halloween ensemble.”

You giggled, kissing his nose, “Nice try, smart guy.” 

He bashfully tittered, blushing a little when you came close to his face to fix his collar. 

“There,” you finally said. Had to pat yourself on the back for this one, he mimicked Ataru pretty damn close. Now for you to change. You excused yourself, taking careful preparation to make sure every detail was in place. The endless hours of teasing that bluish-green wig and sewing your outfit from scratch was finally catching up to you as you sighed in front of the sink. It would all be worth it though; to see everyone stare at your costumes in awe made you feel proud of your handiwork. 

You adjusted the horns into your wig and took one good last look making sure everything was in place. 

“All done, darling! Let’s get ready to go to Totoko’s!” you called out to him. 

You knew he’d love the costume on you, as it was pretty revealing, but accentuated your curves very well.

You didn’t however, expect to have to pick up your boyfriend off the floor. 

Choromatsu 

“Oh wow, that’s a classic!” he said, doting on your idea. You had came to him with a cosplay idea for Akatsukon next month. Knowing Choromatsu to be a little more in tune with anime (and his otaku culture that you rode him for when you first met him), you weren’t surprised when he recognized the cosplay costumes right away. You both agreed to try on the costumes as soon as you got yours in the mail. His costume was fairly easy to replicate, nothing a regular guy wouldn’t wear. 

He came to your apartment first day of Akatsukon with a bagel in hand for you for breakfast. When you heard the doorbell ring, you inwardly cursed still needing to put your wig and makeup on. You pulled your long carding around your body and ran to let Choromatsu in. Playfully you whistled, earning a deep blush from your boyfriend. He pulled off Ataru pretty nicely! You thanked him for the bagel, munching on it immediately as you let him in.

“I-I asked Todomatsu to help me with my hair. I knew I wasn’t going to get it right...” he said shyly. He motioned over himself, eyes gauging you for a reaction, “How does it look?”

You laughed softly, puling him gently by the collar for a kiss, “You look great, Choro...thank you for cosplaying with me.” 

He barely squeaked out a ‘You’re Welcome’ before you were off to the bathroom to complete your costume. A few brush strokes to your wig and some green eyeshadow was the last of your finishing touches before you were truly ready. You exhaled, the excitement for the convention finally bubbling up inside you. 

“Okay Choromatsu! Off we go!” You opened up the cardigan, and pulled your crossbody bag over your chest. 

He made a choked noise at the sight of your outfit and you giggled. Sure it was showing quite a bit of skin, but he had to applaud your accuracy. At the sound of your laughter he relaxed. This was a couples cosplay after all, and he was sure you’d be happily holding onto his arm just like in the anime. 

Ichimatsu

He wasn’t big on cosplays and you knew that. So made sense of your hesitance to ask him. However the manga store from down the block was doing a free photoshoot for any couple dressed as anime characters and you couldn’t say no. Clutching the costume nervously, you headed toward the Matsuno’s living room. Thankfully his brothers were out playing pachinko, so he was alone, playing with one of the neighborhood cats as he usually did. 

“Ichi?” you said, barely above a whisper. When he turned to you, he half-smiled. He lifted himself off the floor, arms coming around in a gentle embrace.

“You sounded nervous over the phone...what’s wrong?” 

Any other person would think by his tone of voice he was coming off as callous, but you knew better, there was genuine concern in his monotonic voice. 

You were ready to nestle into his embrace when he realized your arms weren’t available to return his hug. He looked down to see you holding some clothes.

“What are those?” he asked, head bobbing to the side. You were starting to sweat bullets now, the need for explanation presented to you. Without thinking you shoved the clothes into his chest,

“PLEASECOSPLAYWITHMEIWANNATAKECUTEPICTURES”

He was taken aback, half by your shouting, half by your request. Ichimatsu’s face flushed as he hesitantly took the clothes. They looked like something he used to wear as a kid, or maybe something his dad would wear now; but they were simple enough for him to wear without complaint.

“O-Okay...but who am I supposed to be?” his eyes trailed toward the floor, a little embarrassed he didn’t understand.

You quickly pulled out your phone, scrolling to show him the ensembles you wanted to wear with him.

“The anime is called Urusei Yatsura...I was thinking we could go as Lum and Ataru...” your face was growing more red by the second; but you paled in comparison to when you finally looked at him.

He had a devilish grin on his face as he eyed over the photo of Lum on your phone. You? In that little outfit? What he’d give to see you dressed like a cute oni girl. He was also lowkey pretty thrilled that you wanted to take pictures with him - but he wasn’t going to lie that you in your cosplay outfit played right into a wicked fantasy.  

“You know what?...” he purred, “Sure. I’ll dress up with you.” 

He leaned in close, eyes narrowed in a smug look, “Just promise me you’ll wear it more than once”

He freaked out when you fainted. 

Jyushimatsu 

“Costumes?! I love costumes! What are we gonna be?!” he was bouncing on your bed as you rummaged through your closet. 

“Lum and Ataru, from that old anime Urusei Yatsura.” you explained, pulling out your tiger striped strapless top, “I was thinking we could dress up when we handed candy to the kids!”

He hopped up, taking you in his arms and twirling you around, “Okay Okay! Let’s do it! Where’s my costume?”

You handed him his outfit, thankful you knew his sizes already so you were sure they’d fit him just fine. He thanked you with a kiss, hurriedly yanking on the white button down.

“Ah? But where your costume? Aren’t you gonna change?” he asked, that cheek splitting grin tilting with his head. You booped his nose,

“I’m gonna change now, just get the candy ready. It’s almost trick or treating time”, with that, you turned toward the bathroom. About 20 minutes had passed before you finally finished fussing with your wig. Just some shadow and false eyelashes to complete the look and you were done. You laughed softly to yourself when you heard tiny voices yelling trick or treat accompanied by your boyfriends shouting of “HAPPY HALLOWEEN, HERE YOU GO!”

When you were finally done, you joined him at the front door, grabbing fistfuls of candy to give to the next set of young ones. At the sight of you his cheeks turned pink, eyes widening a little. 

“Sexy! I didn’t know your costume looked like that!” 

You giggled softly at his ogling, dropping candy into the thankful kids’ baskets and shutting the door. Hands on your hips you stuck your tongue out at him playfully, 

“Does it look good on me?”

He lifted you in his arms, pressing kisses all over your face, “I love you, sexy demon lady!” 

Your eyes rolled, but you laughed anyway, you’d have to remind him later of the characters names.

Todomatsu 

“But I wanted to go as Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon together” Todomatsu whined, head falling onto the pillow.

“You should’ve said that before, Totty, I already made my cosplay.” you shook your head at your drama queen boyfriend. 

He huffed, “I don’t even know this anime, isn’t it like super old or something?” 

You sighed at his reaction, the cute little asshole. If he was going to make this difficult, then you had no choice. Playfully humming, you pretended you were in deep thought. Then you snapped your fingers quickly, getting his attention. 

“Okay...fine. You don’t have to dress up with me.” You didn’t miss the look of silent, relieved victory. 

“I guess...” you drawled out, face turning to him with an evil smirk, “Atsushi will just have to come with instead.”

The instant horror on his face was almost enough to make you feel terrible until he screamed, “GIVE ME THAT COSTUME!”

Half an hour later and he was looking over the outfit in your mirror. It actually wasn’t half bad - the fashion was a little dated for his tastes, but he had to admit he could pull it off. It gave him sort of a preppy look and he was okay with it. 

“See? Wasn’t gonna kill you to cosplay with me, now was it?”

He was about to refute you with something sly, but when he saw you there in your tiger-striped bikini outfit, he lost his words. Only a slight blush and then a low giggle, 

“No, but you’re killing me with that outfit, cutie~” 

You both laughed softly when he took you in for a kiss. 

[toomanyhusbands]

1, 5, 11, 15, 22, 25, 30, and 36 for you and choromatsu? you don't have to answer all of them if you dont want to lol i know that's a lot to answer,,

Ah this is awesome, but no I’m excited so I’m going to answer them all!! Thank you so much Anon~

1. How did you two meet?

I have a small headcanon that Choro, Totty, and sometimes Kara like to go to conventions, they just really love the atmosphere and all the people in costumes and what not. My friends and I ended up going to the convention and were cosplaying, and Totty really wanted a picture with us so the three brothers ended up talking with us for a little bit, and my friend Nancy invited them to come hang out with us for a little bit. Choro and I talked for a little, hit it off when we both started talking about different Animes, and eventually exchanged numbers before parting our separate ways at the end of the day. It took a little while to build up the nerves but I ended up texting him after the Convention was over asking if I could have the picture he took of Totty with my group of friends so we could post it on our Cosplay page, and we just started talking from there.

5. Have you given your ship a name?

Yes I have! I’ve called our ship Anime Club, it kind of a reference to our nerdy nature and love for Anime/Idols.

11. Best gifts you two have exchanged?

I ended up saving up quite a bit of money and was able to get Nyaa-Chan tickets for one of her concerts, Choro nearly cried when I revealed what I had just bought, I’m pretty sure he still has all the souvenirs he bought and pictures we took. In return for Christmas he ended up saving up enough money to get me a couple different musical themed shirts. My favorite one is actually one he ended up making with Karamatsu’s help that reads: Warning, I break out into show tunes.  

15. Happiest moment together?

When he finally worked up the nerve to ask me out, we were texting and all of the sudden he just stopped responding and I was starting to get a little worried. I wasn’t sure if his phone died, or he was busy or what happened, but then suddenly this huge wall of text just comes out of no where and he’s pouring his heart out over a text message cause he didn’t think he’d be able to do it with me infront of him, just staring at him, and the message was just so sweet and heart warming and it took me a little bit to compose myself and respond, but I said yes and from there we both started to plan out our first date. It was just such a wonderful moment, to realize that Choro had such strong feelings for me, and that I actually reciprocated those feelings too!

22. In which ways are the two of you most different?

Well for one thing I have a job I’m a big dreamer and tend to get lost in my imagination and thoughts of ‘What if?’ while Choro is more of a realist in those regards and tends to focus on realistic goals and ideas. Choro is more an affectionate person and needs a lot of affirmation where as I don’t really need a lot of affirmation or affection from my S/O. I also tend to be the more patience one out of the two, seeing as Choro tends to loose his patience, especially with his brothers, very easily.

25. Who said “I love you” first?

Choro did, we were just hanging out and it accidentally slipped out. Let’s just say he was a blushing mess for the rest of the day and really couldn’t say anything else.

30. Who is more possessive over the other?

Choro, he’s more possessive around his brothers especially Oso, but that’s about it. We both really try not to be super possessive but sometimes Choro can’t help but make sure his brother’s know I’m not available.

36. Who apologizes the most?

We both used to apologize ALOT at the beginning of our relationship for just the slightest things, but its kind of died down now. Choro still tends to apologize when he thinks he’s over stepped his boundaries, but I don’t mind.