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It's almost the Ides of March and you know what that means...
And of course, if we can get 10k votes on this, I will make the salad. Last year I didn't get to make it. Let's change that this year!
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
#i didnt like lettuce as a kid#but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce#im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar
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All toxic reddit relationship posts are about them actually
#really? right in front of my salad? typa composition#this is a print im bringing to Närcon this weekend!!! wish me luckkk#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#loustat#iwtv fanart
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whenever you and satoru have an argument, he holds your hand and he won’t let go until he’s certain you’re not mad anymore. you’re telling him off because he forgot to unpack the dishwasher again, and he knows that’s his fault and you have a right to be mad but he hates when you’re mad and even worse when you’re mad at him, so he does the first thing that comes to mind and laces your hands together. now you can’t leave and be mad at him alone, you have to be mad at him while he’s connected to you and satoru has learned that that far reduces the amount of time you spend mad at him. getting upset because he led you two in the wrong direction? holding hands until you’ve cooled down. upset with him for being reckless mid-fight? he drops his infinity just to be close to you, holds your hand and tells you the curse can wait, he needs your forgiveness more. mad at him because he forgot something important on his way home? you’re holding hands until you forgive him—which could be all the way until you go to bed, or dragging you by your connected hands with him to the store to pick up what was forgotten. you get irritated with him in public? he’s quick to hold your hands and beg for kisses. sometimes the first years see you steaming and satoru following you like a lovesick puppy, his leash being your laced fingers and megumi just sighs and explain to yuuji and nobara that, “they’re fighting. this is their get along tactic, just leave them be.”
#he's so ..... he wouldn't know what personal space meant if it slapped him on the forehead. ANNOYING !#can u imagine. ur trying to eat lunch and u only have one free hand bc ur still mad at satoru for drinking ur coffee earlier#and he won't budge. now you've got one hand and half a salad and a disgusted nanami judging you both.#satoru x reader#gojo x reader#💌.satoru#💌
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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
#moodboard#sandwiches#pit beef#eggplant parmesan#hot sausage and peppers#turkey and cheddar#smoked meat sandwich#big mac#club sandwich#salt bagel with lox#philly special#vegan root vegetable hoagie with carrot provolone#spicy cumin lamb burger#swedish hot dog with shrimp salad#chopped cheese#sausage mcmuffin#the hebrew hammer#grocery store sub#shrimp po boy#tuna salad hoagie#dolma on pita with feta cheese tzatziki#top round and swiss with gravy#mortadella prosciutto and burrata#torta milanesa#half smoke egg and cheese#lamb souvlaki#banh mi#reuben#pork gyro#hot muffuletta
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17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”
#I love teen ceo Tim drake so much and he’s not even canon#there are a lot of angsty fics and I love them but I think there’s such a potential for comedy#WE employees gain thousands of followers just live-tweeting the insane shit he does every day#‘CEO probs not putting out statement about new tech bc I just watched his brother pull him kicking and screaming out of the building’#‘found my ceo sleeping in the elevator again’#‘head of R&D just asked me decipher an email at the CEO sent to him. it reads like gen z word salad’#‘Tim Drake is a wonderful boss. he did just ask me if I wanna see him ollie. it was pretty sick’#Tim drake#ceo tim drake#alfred pennyworth
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It’s a darn gosh shame 😞
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
#call of duty#cod#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#ghoap#ghost x soap#soap x ghost#smooch#tactical#embrace#right in front of my salad?#viddy game#my art
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Fiddlestan is objectively the best and funniest ship bc imagine you’re Ford finally back in your home dimension after thirty years and not only has your twin brother stolen your identity and committed multiple felonies under your name he’s also happily married to your research assistant who used to be madly in love with you but you took him for granted lmao get humbled loser
#and they’ve been working together to get you home this whole time so you can’t even have righteous anger#i imagine fiddlestan as the right in front of my salad meme#with them just constantly doing pda in front of ford who is having a terrible time#ALSO First Lady Grunkle Stan#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#stanley pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan
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~ Tropical Awakenings ~
#fruit salad#fruit#colorful#bright colors#tropical colors#pineapple#berries#blueberries#raspberries#blackberries#oranges#canteloupe#kiwi#grapes
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#moodboard#aesthetic#icons#pinterest#indie#cottagecore#foodie#health & fitness#healthcare#healthly#fitness food#cottage aesthetic#fruit#fruits basket#fruits and vegetables#fruit salad#strawberry#kiwi#banana#grapes#orange#colorful#that girl#just girly things#girly tumblr#insta girl#inspo#instagram#instagood#instagram icons
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the ittiest bird to bird ever......
#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#mcyt#trafficblr#traffic smp#wild life smp#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#gtwscar#goodtimewithscar#SO happy they're teaming up i cannot WAIT to see how this'll go#fruut salad
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Cant help but make a comic of this post:
#right in front of his salad!! /ref#the day Al will put his all to not let these two interact the second time#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer
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they are going to make fruit salad 🍎🍐🍊🍒🍑🍉
#my art#artists on tumblr#cute art#cute drawing#cute animals#wholesome art#ducky#duck art#fruit salad
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