#there it met hooman's other doggo

[chausie9]

Okay, so I know this seriously lacks context, but I like me doggos so here you go >:]

[noyzinerd]

Derek the Doggo

Now, I've read a few Sterek AU fics where Derek has to pretend he's a dog/wolf and gets adopted by Stiles, who is none the wiser. Stiles usually talks to his "pet" in these as if he were talking to a person.

That's nice and all, but can someone PLEASE give me a Stiles that speaks to fully-shifted wolf Derek like a tumblr millennial raised on the internet? Like the single, poorly socialized, unhinged, expending-waaaay-too-much-energy-into-his-"fur-baby" dog-mom I know he'd be?

Like, Stiles holding up a mirror up to Derek and going "It you!"

Or, when Derek lays belly-up, paws to the ceiling, and stretches his toes wide, Stiles says sagely, "Ah, yes.The beans are coming in nicely this year."

Or Stiles putting Derek in a hotdog costume.

Or decorating his entire place with balloons and streamers and ordering an elaborate, dog-safe cake made of peanut butter and Milkbones to celebrate their one-month-iversary since the adoption.

Stiles hiring a professional baby photographer for a photoshoot.

Stiles setting up a Zoom call for Derek with another friend's dog, in which, Derek just sits there, looking awkwardly between Stiles and the other dog like "What exactly am I supposed to do here?", because he's a full grown man expected to have a "conversation" over videochat with a dog like they're supposed to bark back and forth about the weather or park recommendations or something.

Stiles making Derek a Twitter account and constantly posting as him in doggo speak (which he reads out loud, in a voice he imagines Derek would have, as he types). Like "Henlo! I is heckin good boi derk! Big anger! Much grump!" Or "No bork. Only O\m/O". Or "Mmmm hooman shoes omnomnomnom 😋"

And when Derek tears into things or misbehaves in an attempt to upset Stiles, he's just met with a psuedo-stern "Wuh-oh. Looks like Hurricane Derek strikes again. I hereby sentence you to 3 hours of cruel and unusual punishment!" Before being put in a cone of shame.

Bonus points if, after Derek shifts back, it turns out Stiles already knew he was a werewolf (maybe not the whole time, but definitely early on). He just wanted to see how far he could push things until the mysterious werewolf he had adopted finally showed himself and revealed whatever he was planning.

(If there is, by miracles of miracles, already a fic like this, recs would by greatly appreciated!)

[worthylee]

STORY TIME

(it’s about my recent tk experience)

so my friend had an early bday thing and he invited me and his friend who I’d never met. we’re both introverts according to my friend. anyway after watching httyd 1&2 we sorta got into this random pillow fight with the new hooman and i squeezed his side to try and get him to stop hitting me with a pillow, he asked if i was ticklish and i froze, lowkey forgot how to speak (haven’t been asked let alone tickled in years) he then grinned and was like “you are ticklish”. panic. he proceeded to tickle me. it was only for a moment but it happened. but he attacked my armpits which weren’t as ticklish.

anyway the next day, the morning. the bday boy left to go on a walk, apparently the other guy didn’t want to go. i had to stay for my doggo anyway which left us to our own devices.

i initiated a pillow fight bc i was bored and had nothing to do. but then he tried to tickle me again but i didn’t react like i did last night and he was confused. I said “you’re targeting the wrong spot.” most of the time it was a pillow fight but then he kept trying to tickle me, it turned into a one sided tickle fight bc he could ‘turn off’ his ticklishness which i can do but bc i haven’t been tickled in ages it didn’t allow me. at one point i was like “i can turn it off” and he was like “no you cant” but i insisted and he tested it (by then he realised my sides were more sensitive) and i couldn’t stop myself from giggling help. ALSO at one point he had trapped both of my hands with one of his hands (he’s a tall hooman) and he teased me, with his free hand doing the slowly inching towards my side thing. i felt so panicked and was like “nonono” (i lowkey hate begging) the fact he knew and was grinning as he did it. yeah he did actually tickle me but id never experienced that sorta teasing. i also remember at one point i was sorta lying down to stop him from getting up from the couch and he grabbed my arms held them above me and ticked my sides. i laughed and squirmed. goddamn it he’s left me in such a lee mood and im not happy about it. anyway ive never met anyone who will willingly tickle me for fun at their own accord.

that’s all folks.

[nereb-and-dungalef]

I translated all Huan's lines from the Lay of Leithian musical into a mix of doggolingo and early modern English, so:

My hooman did an unfairness - He should not have detained thee, my lady. To him I pledged my devotion, But henceforth thou shalt be my frendo. I'll do thee a halp in thy quest, I shall accompany thee to a desolate land, And we will do hooman a save, Thou art lucky to be aided by a doggo.

I can be thy horserino, I shall bear thee faster than the wind, I am a hound begotten of Valinor, a boofer from over the seas!

I speak like a hooman sooper seldom So do me a listen, son of Barahir. If thou requirest aid I cannot refuse, Thou art lucky to be a fren of Lúthien.

Literal translation under the cut:

My master acted unfairly, He should not have detained you, fair maiden. I was devoted to him, but as a friend You will get a faithful hound. I will take this road with you Into the icy landscape of an evil land. And I will assist the hero. You’re lucky to have met with me.

You can be my rider, I will bear you faster than the wind. I am a Hound of Valinor, come from across the seas!

I speak very seldom and little, So listen to what I say to you, Beren: I cannot refuse to help you in battle, You’re lucky to have met with Lúthien.

My full translation (not doggo) alongside the Russian can be found here:

[hiro-gari]

In the meantime of me running out of new ideas to write for, I'm gonna share this older headcanon that I have in my draft to you:

Do we have an AU where Garou and Badd are neighbours who hated eachother but eventually become friends or more because their pets are bonded first? Despite their houses are practically side-by-side, they're always get into petty fights over something silly. Zenko guessed it was just them having secret crush on eachother but totally in denial over their feelings.

Until each of their respective pet start getting along with eachother first.

Badd has a second cat, one of Tama's kitten which Badd still keep while the others had already adopted by his classmates, a tuxedo cat who likes to intrude into Garou's house through his window and steal his breakfast or napping on top of Garou's dog.

Garou has a big white fluffy malamute dog, a puppy he got from his father Bang as a birthday gift years ago so Garou wont feels lonely in his new home, who likes to jump over Badd's -unfortunately short- fence and playing with Badd's cat on his front porch.

Although the tuxedo cat somehow really looks alike and acting just like Badd, and the giant white malamute is basically Garou's doppelganger in a dog form, they're affectionate to eachother everytime they play together.

The tuxedo cat almost never shown his adorable side of him except for Badd's family, as he would be the crankiest cat ever with any strangers. But the kitty strangely becomes attached with the fluffy dog since their first met. He always trying to get outside to see his favorite puppy friend and spend more time with the doggo, no matter what and how. The kitty just likes to be near the warm presence of that fluffy and charming dog, 3rd place after Zenko's and Badd's. Thus the tuxedo cat often caught on loitering around Garou's house, making Badd must come to his -hated- neighbour to collect the cat back.

On the other hand, at the first time coming into Garou's house, the white malamute felt a bit lonely. He was happy to have such caring hooman butler who adores him, but he wanted more friend to play with. Until the dog saw an adorable tuxedo cat chilling out in the middle of small garden on the next house across the fence. He fell in love instantly and wanna knows more about this little kitty. Cue the malamute often caught on peeking from the fence or even jumping over it, ruining Badd's small garden after it got trampled on by the dog's big paws.

Surprisingly, the cat and the dog are becomes bestfurrends much faster than their hooman butlers, putting Garou and Badd in a big shame, courtesy by the exasperated Zenko. How come two animals who are supposed to be sworn enemies, cat and dog, could be more friendly to eachother than them??

If only Garou and Badd could be more honest for their hidden feelings, maybe their relationship would improved alot. Ironically, it was their pets who helped them out.

Since their look-alike animal counterparts love eachother so much, sometimes Garou and Badd went for a play date for them on the local park, or visiting eachother's house when their pets are playing in one's house. After many friendly interactions, slowly they developed new feelings and realizing they're not frenemies anymore.

On several occasions when Garou let Badd's tuxedo cat have sleepover on his house, he was witnessing how affectionate the "so-called crankiest cat in the world" towards his malamute dog could be.

The cat always grooming the dog's fluffy fur or his head not caring about their size difference, snuggling with the dog and trying to fit himself into the dog's space as close as possible asking for a cuddle time together, letting out those rare sweet meows everytime he tried to get attention from the dog, giving those slow-blinks kitty kisses whenever they're gazing on eachother or gentle headbutts whenever the dog feels sad, etc.

Garou often wished if it was Badd and him in those positions, feeling pathetic for getting so envious for their pets' lovey dovey moments. He admitted to himself that secretly he fell in love with Badd, especially after they're finally get along after spending more time with him nowadays.

But Garou still couldn't confess his feeling he has for Badd since he doesn't know if Badd likes him enough or not. It would be very awkward moment if Badd rejected him and they ended up back into square one, ruining whatever friendship they have built together before.

Unbeknown by Garou, Badd was also experiencing the same thing. Everytime Badd pet-sitting Garou's dog for awhile whenever Garou wasn't home to visit his father's house, or watching over his cat playing with the big white malamute at his front yard, he couldn't deny that the relationship their pets were having together was very sweet, actually.

The malamute always so playful and becomes such an attention seeker around his cat, also being all goof and adorkable despite most of the time the dog was just like his owner: chaotic cocky bastard (at least in Badd's eyes). Successfully turning his own grumpy cranky cat into a cuddly soft kitty.

Especially when they both were chilling out on the front porch, Badd would find them curling up together with his cat buried himself into the malamute's fluffy fur, sleeping between the dog's front paws, or peacefully loafing on his back.

One time the malamute also protecting his cat from a gang of neighbourhood feral cats, Badd totally didn't expect that goofy cloud of fur could be looking so terrifying like a wolf when he was in protective mode. Fortunately there's no actual fight happening between them and those feral cats, though. But Badd could see his kitty becomes much more affectionate than before towards Garou's dog as an appreciation.

Badd knows he shouldn't be envious for his own pet because the kitty has a better relationship than himself, yet he couldn't help but longing for Garou's love.

At that time, they have already managed to form a good friendship and Badd was glad they're not fighting out of pettiness anymore. It was just, Badd starting to see Garou as more than a friend. Since they become closer, he has discovered Garou's softer side and Badd was fallen so hard for him because of it.

The problem is only how to confess to Garou without ended up being awkward. He didn't want to misinterpreted Garou's flirty acts towards him during those "play date" time. Did Garou really means his flirtateous attempts as a serious thing or just a joke? If he misinterpret it, Badd was afraid he would be a laughing stock for Garou while he suffered a broken heart alone.

So, in the end, Garou and Badd were still being so oblivious to the other's very OBVIOUS feeling. Everyone around them could see the former hating neighbours slowly falling in love with eachother, yet never make a move. Very frustating to watch, honestly.

But at one night, when the exhausted-from-working Badd visiting Garou's house to retrieve his cat back home, he decided to take a brief nap on the living room. Garou asked if he wanna have sleepover over there since it was weekend, and he would let Zenko knows that her big brother was staying overnight at his home. Badd just nodded weakly, already feels the sleepiness coming for him.

Looking at how uncomfortable Badd's sleeping position on the couch, Garou carefully lifted Badd up in bridal style, before walking towards his bedroom so Badd could sleep on his cozy bed while Garou sleeps on the couch. But before he could leave, Badd grabbed Garou's hand to prevent him from leaving him alone. He told Garou that they could sleep together on the bed, since it was Garou's own bed and it's big enough for two people.

At first, Garou was hesitated because what if Badd just sleep-talking in half-sleep and would regret any of his words in the morning? But seeing Badd's reddened face yet still persistent on making Garou stay based on the strong grip of Badd's hand on his wrist, Garou was grinning happily. That means Badd was fully conscious of what he had said and taking it serious.

Hence Garou immediately scooting over beside Badd on the bed, taking a warm blanket and covered their bodies with it. Then Badd shifted closer until he was practically curling up against Garou's body like a cat, seeking warmth from the wolfy man. Even purring and snuggling on Garou's chest when Garou put his arm on Badd's back, embracing the smaller man which made Badd gets comfortable sleep. Soon enough Garou also followed Badd to the dreamland.

Meanwhile..

Both were oblivious that two pairs of eyes were watching them from the opened door. The kitty and the dog felt happy that their butlers finally having sweet moment of their own, too. They wished the hoomans would keep being lovey-dovey so the four of them could have double date together soon. Like, a real date and not the "play date" anymore.

It was so tiring to see the butlers' mutual pining, in which it took forever to make them realized their own feelings. But now that the mutual pining era was over, they feel relieved.

The malamute dog entered Garou's bedroom, then laid on a fluffy carpet beside the bed while staring at the cat, as if he was inviting the cat to join him. The tuxedo cat quietly following him and plopped on the dog's belly, curling up into a small ball of fur before closing his eyes.

The cat was purring in joy when the dog gave kisses to him (or more like muzzle nudging), before putting his front paw around kitty's body in a protective manner. The fluffy duo then also following their butlers into dreamland, too.

Now, both of the sleeping couples looked the same: Badd and the kitty were sleeping in their respective lover's warm embrace..

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Notes:

Aaaah finally I can finish this! I was almost getting writer's block again but still struggling to fight against it, and here we are we got one writing finished so yayyy 😅💦

I hope this silly headcanon could entertain you all, but I apologized if this looks very low quality as always I'm so sorry please forgive me 🙇

@hiro-gari @the-goddessfighter @garous-nipple

Thank you so much for willing to write this lowly writing of mine, I always grateful for you.. 😭🙏💕💖 Have a nice weekend, everyone! 😉👍🌸🌺🌼🌻💐

-Little1993lamb-

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THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN’T- 💗💕

First of all, I love their respective animal counterparts, they fit so well for both of them 🥰 Angery tuxedo cat for Badd, and a giant floofy malamute for Garou omggg

I love how, of all things, they gotta have their PETS lay it out for them before they finally start to Get It™️. Like everyone around them sees it but nope 😤 they’re wrong, they’re meant to hate each other.

But when their pets become bff’s despite the obvious size difference and being entirely different SPECIES... Oh ok maybe we can get along 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Ghhhhsksk the END SCENE is so sweeet I have cavities 😩💗 I rlly liked how Garou was like, oh no, he’s delusional :’) That’s so him oh my god, I love them sm, this is so precious!!

Thank you for putting so much work into writing these for us, it is so appreciated, we love to see it!! 😘💗

[tumblcat]

We went to walks at the doggo park and I met a tiny hooman who was extremely wise and told Mom she didn't have to interpret what I was telling him, because he could speak My language.

First there were no doggs. Then too many doggs. they can't see Me tho, I am Stealth Cat. It's fun to watch them.

Oh and the other day Grandma and Grandpa came and so did Uncle, they all visited to encoorage Me.

It was a good weekends.

~Naboo-Cat

[90jeduardo-blog]

https://theanimalpad.org/adoption/hidalgo/ Hidalgo Hidalgo’s the greatest little doggo! Hola! My name is Hidalgo and I’m the sweetest puppy this side of the border. Hidalgo is Spanish for gentleman, and even though I’m still just a pup, I’m well on my way to earning the title! I’m a 3-month-old, 20-pound, male pittie mix. I’m not neutered yet, but I heard that’s scheduled for when I’m a bit older. I’m in tip-top health other than a chicken allergy and some dry skin. It’s hard to get a good moisturizer around here, I’m tellin’ ya! My rescue story is one for the books. I was found with my mom and sister, stranded in the desert. Yes, the literal desert. With a little bit of luck and a few looks from my puppy-dog eyes and we were rescued! I’m so happy to be with my foster and The Animal Pad, but what would make me the happiest little amigo is a familia of my own. I’m a super friendly pup who thinks all pooches and people are the greatest! I especially love kids. They always have snacks and like to play as much as I do! I haven’t met any cats yet, but I also haven’t shown any sort of prey-drive, so we could potentially be pals. The more friends the better! In true puppy fashion, I live for playtime. When the fun is done, I equally enjoy being a mellow man. I’ll never turn down a nap or some snuggles with you! Whether I’m in play or chill mode, I’m happiest wherever my hoomans are. I’m like an adorable little shadow! Like I said, I’m a gentleman in the making. I’ve already got my house training in the bag, which makes people very happy. I’m still pawfecting the art of leash training, but will get there with practice! Even though I’m very well behaved, I am still a puppy and need to study up on my Good-Boy 101. I’m sure with some treats, you can bribe me into learning all the tricks in the book! I’m such a sweet boy that I’d fit into almost any furever home. I do well with all sorts of doggos and kiddos— the more the merrier! I still have that puppy nature, so it’s important that I can be active and play #adoptnobuy #refugioanimal #adoptar #adopta #dog #cat #animalsanctuary #animalshelter #donate #adoption #adoptions #puppies #kitties #adoptme #animallivesmatters https://www.instagram.com/p/CEZpi2nHGxt/?igshid=d136qxknl80a

[meanwhileinoz]

10+ Huge Doggos That Aren’t As Scary As They Seem To Be

Have you ever met someone physically huge who has a frail and shy personality?

This is why they say “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” Because you might not realise that big doggo in your street is actually a cute pupper by heart.

So, don’t judge these dogs by their appearance, they are babies on the inside:

#1 And we thought only we were afraid of heights.

Source: Reddit

#2 SAVE ME FROM THESE FLUFFBALLS HOOMAN!

Source: Reddit

#3 When you are afraid of vacuums so much that you get stuck running from one.

Source: Reddit

#4 Oh, come on!

Source: Reddit

#5 Whether it’s a lion or this little kitten, most importantly they are all cats for this doggo who does not want to face them one bit.

Source: Reddit

#6 ‘This does not concern you, Robert, please continue doing your chores.

Source: Reddit

#7 When you hang out with the wrong crew so much that you forgot how to dog.

Source: Reddit

#8 That look on his face says it all. The vet.

Source: Reddit

#9 We can clearly see the victim here.

Source: Reddit

  #10 This dog does not enjoy road trips.

Source: Imgur

#11 Jesus, Margret, put that thing away already.

Source: Reddit

#12 When he takes out the gun to make you stay still for your birthday picture.

Source: Reddit

#13 When you are a 7-pound doggo, and also a smol pupper sometimes.

Source: Reddit

#14 Maybe vacuums should be banned.

Source: BoredPanda

#15 No matter what size I am, if I see a bridge I WILL jump on you.

Source: Reddit

#16 When you are really big and tough from the outside but still smol and sensitive from the inside.

Source: Reddit

#17 Yes, I do realise that I am suffocating you, but I am still not getting up.

Source: Reddit

#18 When you see another vacuum cleaner.

Source: Reddit

#19 Well someone doesn’t like taking a bath.

Source: Reddit

 #20 I won’t come out till you make that other dog go away.

Source: Reddit

#21 Just Dogs and Vacuums…

Source: Reddit

#22 The moment you realise you aren’t the only child anymore.

Source: Reddit

#23 Who holds the most authority in the house is obvious from this picture.

Source: Reddit

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[90jeduardo-blog]

https://theanimalpad.org/adoption/wiggles/ Wiggles Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, YEAH! That’s me, Wiggles Hello hooman! My name is Wiggles! I am a 2-year-old fixed male Chihuahua weighing a measly 4.5 lbs. The Animal Pad rescued me from The Humane Society. I was found on the street in Kearny Mesa by the Humane Law Enforcement with fleas all over me and an embedded collar, which has left a mark around my neck…I’ve had quite a rough life so far. But I know that my future is bright! I am house trained, and leash trained! Even though I’ve had it really bad, I am very happy little fellow that needs a true hooman companion that will be very loyal to me and take me with them. I will give you all the love! Because of my past, I am very timid but will grow quickly to like you! Although I must admit I have a very difficult time with men (hoomans think it is because of my past that may have involved a male). My foster mom says there are some trust issues showing when it comes to men as I am very scared of my foster mom’s boyfriend, but I am obsessed with my foster mama. She also believes that time, patience and social interactions will help me resolve that! I like to take my time on walkies. When it comes to other doggos, I will bark at first, but I am friendly with them. I do not get along with cats. Regarding lil hoomans, I met one on my walk and was taken aback when the kiddo approached me. But I am ready to try an introduction again! I am still very skinny, but I have a lot of energy and I love running on the beach or taking a nap in a sunny spot. I do no bark that much, . . . Age: 2 years old Gender: Male Breed: Chi mix Personality: Happy il fella! A bit scared of men, but needs love and patience to be confident. Education: Good with bathroom and leash training Favorite Activities: Running on the beach, snuggling, running on the bed. BELLYRUBS!! Looking for: A home with love and patience to help him come out of his shell. Training and more social interactions will help him not be scared of men. Adoption Fee: 350 #adoptnobuy #refugioanimal #adoptar #adopta #dog #cat #animalsanctuary #animalshelter #donate #adoption #adoptions #puppies #kitties #adoptme #animallivesmatters https://www.instagram.com/p/CBMVa-0Hy8r/?igshid=mzn85gnv9o87