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Jason, who is constantly making death jokes, and gets back a "dgaf" kind of answers from his siblings. Which he is... used to. Firstly, because it is what siblings supposed to do, be mean to each other, and secondly, because... they are not wrong. His death didn't mean anything. No one cared much about him dying. Yes, they were bothered that he died - a kid, a son and a brother, had died. Everyone mourns dead kids, he wasn't special. Right?
So, he is fine with whatever he gets from his brothers. He often laughs back, even his laughter sounds far too strained to his ears. But, honestly, whatever! It is fine!
Until once, it isn't.
Maybe it is just a bad day. Or maybe his death anniversary is getting closer, and he gets more anxious. Nonetheless, he makes another joke - something about warehouses and crowbars; so, nothing new - and gets a usual funny-snappy reply back, something along the lines And no one cared. And he just huffs, his smile turning to a scowl, and before he can take it back, he shrugs.
'I know.'
Suddenly, it is too quiet in the room. And suddenly everyone is staring - confused, hurt, slightly surprised, even. Jason tries to laugh it off, to make them stop looking at him with so much pity, but his forced laughter sounds too much like a certain clown's in his insane, tired mind, and he ends up murmuring a haste farewell, before practically running away from the cave.
He thinks someone tries to call him back, but he ignores it.
The defeating silence and the looks of pity haunt him in his dreams for the rest of the night.
#does it haunt him that no one answered back immediately something against it too? probably#i just saw the meaniest joke about his death for no reason in internet with a 'drag his ass' comment following it and so here it goes#let the boy cope with his death by jokes why you all try to shut him up omg#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#batfamily#batfam
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once again begging people to not post their plans to commit crimes/ admit to committing crimes on tumblr
and especially don't post about your friends committing crimes on tumblr please,
youtube
#' I know some of my friends are--' SHUT UP!!!!#you DON'T know anyone undocumented you DIDN'T see anyone shoplifting#you know NOTHING about any political action that wouldn't be printed on a flyer!!#as far as public posting is concerned we all live on Sesame Street only less exciting!#hang yourself if you gotta but do NOT hang your friends and neighbors!#this also goes for Discord Twitter Bluesky Meta and ESPECIALLY Tiktok!#if it needs specifying!#Youtube#Sigh. Someone is Careless On The internet news at 11
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the Final Problem - part 11





THE FINAL PROBLEM- part 11 - part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7 - part 8 - part 9 - part 10. This is the last part of the final problem, a bit of an epilogue. I’ve loved telling the story of the Final Problem and I hope you enjoyed reading it! This short story absolutely destroyed me when I first read it last year, and ever since I have been determined to tell my own version. I’ll be taking a small break from Watson’s Sketchbook as I go on book tour, deal with the multitudinous horrors of 2025, and put some work into a new original graphic novel that needs a little attention - but it won’t be long and I (and Sherlock Holmes) will be back with THE EMPTY HOUSE!
This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!
#Posting this on airplane internet so let’s see if it goes thru#I’m determined to match ACD’s levels of chaos#sherlock holmes#john watson#acd holmes#watsons sketchbook#my art#acd canon#mary morstan
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Bruce has another kid........but this one is not adopted
It started with a mission. Bruce had caught wind of strange paranormal disturbances in a small town called Amity Park. Reports of “ghost sightings” and a local teen hero known as “Danny Phantom” had reached the Batcomputer. Most dismissed it as urban legends or a publicity stunt, but Bruce wasn’t one to ignore a potential threat—especially when these sightings coincided with spikes in dimensional energy readings.
Taking Tim and Damian along, Bruce decided to investigate.
The Bat-plane landed under cover of night just outside Amity Park. The small, seemingly ordinary town was eerily quiet. The only sounds were the hum of streetlights and the occasional echo of a distant, unnatural wail.
“This place is giving me... weird vibes,” Tim muttered, adjusting his tech-enhanced goggles.
“Focus, Drake,” Damian snapped. “We are not here for your feelings.”
Tim rolled his eyes but stayed silent as they followed Bruce toward the FentonWorks lab, the epicenter of the disturbances according to their data.
As they approached the lab, the trio suddenly heard a commotion. A glowing, green figure phased through a wall, yelling back at someone inside.
“I told you, Skulker, I’m not in the mood for another ‘hunt’ today!” Danny Phantom shouted, blasting the air with an ectoplasmic beam that sent a mechanical ghost retreating through the night sky.
The Bat-family froze.
“That’s him,” Bruce said quietly, narrowing his eyes. “Danny Phantom.”
Tim activated his scanner. “Readings are off the charts. His energy signatures are unlike anything I’ve seen. Definitely not human... or entirely human.”
Danny turned mid-air, his glowing green eyes locking onto the trio of vigilantes below. His gaze lingered on Damian for a fraction of a second before he floated down, his posture wary but non-threatening.
“And you guys are...?” Danny asked, crossing his arms.
“Batman,” Bruce said, stepping forward. “We’re here to investigate the unusual phenomena in this town. That includes you.”
“Great. Another set of people thinking I’m some kind of freak,” Danny muttered under his breath before straightening up. “Look, I don’t know what you’ve heard, but I’m just trying to keep the ghost attacks in check. So unless you’re here to help, maybe stay out of my way?”
As the conversation continued, Bruce noticed something odd about Danny. There was something familiar in his facial structure, his stance, even his voice. It was faint, but undeniable.
Later, under the guise of investigating the Fenton lab, Bruce covertly collected a sample of Danny’s DNA—left behind on a napkin when Danny had grabbed a snack.
Back at the Batcave, the results left him stunned.
Bruce returned to Amity Park and requested to speak with Danny privately. Intrigued—and maybe a little suspicious—Danny agreed, letting Bruce lead him to the Bat-plane.
When they arrived at Wayne Manor, Alfred greeted them with his usual calm demeanor. “Master Bruce, your guest?”
Danny raised an eyebrow. “Fancy place. What is this, a billionaire’s bat-cave?”
Bruce didn’t respond, leading Danny to the Batcave below.
Once there, Bruce revealed the DNA results.
“Daniel,” he began, his tone as measured as ever, “you’re my son.”
Danny blinked. Then blinked again. “I’m sorry, what?”
Bruce explained how Talia had kept Damian a secret and revealed that she’d also been pregnant with twins. After Damian’s birth, Talia claimed Danny had been stillborn. In truth, the League of Assassins had stolen him for an experiment, intending to use him as a vessel for Ra’s al Ghul’s essence. When the experiment failed, they abandoned Danny, leaving him to be found by Jack and Maddie Fenton.
“I don’t even know where to start with that,” Danny said, pacing. “You’re telling me my entire life is some kind of League of Assassins soap opera?!”
Bruce didn’t respond, giving Danny space to process.
After a long silence, Danny turned to him. “Does Damian know?”
Bruce decided to bring Danny to the Manor to meet the rest of the family. The reactions were varied—Tim was skeptical, Jason was amused, and Alfred was quietly delighted to have another addition to the family.
But Damian’s reaction was the most intense.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc au#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#danny goes around dropping major bombshells#danny is a little shit#batfam#dc x dp crossover#ghost king danny#dps fandom#jason todd#lmao#dcxdp#I love this#jason x danny#dani phantom#dan phantom#jazz phantom#tim drake wayne#damian wayne#dick grayson#red hood#robin#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#internet rumors#famous danny
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Cinematography by Roger Deakins, ASC, BSC: The Secret Garden (1993) directed by Agnieszka Holland
#the secret garden#the secret garden 1993#filmedit#userleo#bladesrunner#userrobin#moviegifs#dailyflicks#userstream#chewieblog#userfilm#fyeahmovies#throwbackblr#cinemapix#useroptional#cinematography#roger deakins#rd#gif#*#why is it that whenever i start making a rd set my internet goes out for the rest of the day??? is it a sign from the universe to stop??
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smollusk grows up
#splatoon#my art#smollusk#order#side order#doodles#i think smollusk goes by it/its?#so i kept its gender presentation neutral when its older#however i think marina would dress it femininely as a child#until it matures enough to decide its own clothing#its still a very powerful and intelligent AI#but i think it also has the maturity of a toddler#as in Will Doxx Anyone That Makes It Mad and broadcast it on television#until marina revokes its access to the internet (grounded)
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Prompt 318
Danny is learning how to shapeshift. It’s fun, really, and he honestly thinks it’s more than a little cool. Plus it’s not a learn or you fully die sort of thing, which is pretty cool too. He just erm, might’ve also made a mistake. A little oopsie. An uh-oh.
Erm. So. Apparently stuff stays when you go from ghost to human form. Just erm. More… permanent? Look he panicked, okay! And it wouldn’t have been that bad if not for the fact erm… his friends might’ve done it too…?
Okay, okay, this is fine erm. Oh hi Mom, Dad I- O-oh yeah! D-definitely! Psst, Tucker, what’s a meta…? Oh. Okay yeah- wait can they use this to avoid the GIW thing? They definitely could, right? Like they definitely can- Sam we need the corkboard!
Er. And inform their parents too… even if it’s more than a little obvious. Maybe they shouldn’t have been trying to mix and match…
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#My art#Halfa Trio#Team Feline Au#Nekomata Sam#Sphinx Tucker#Griffin Danny#”Excuse me we’re not ghosts we’re metas thanks >:/”#The rest of the class might go a bit wild over the loser trio apparently being metas now#They post so many pictures- not that the trio is aware at first#Tucker is the first to find out & realizes they can Use This#Look me in the eyes and tell me the internet WOULDN’T go wild over trio of cat people#They weren’t expecting any of this#The moment they ever go to another city the local hero who goes online is zeroing in#Why yes the trio snuggle up together in a purring pile on the bus#Also yes they do go to Frostbite & other not-so human looking ghosts for help with clothing#And shoes for paws#space core danny#storm core tucker#life core sam#ironic with what nekomata are associated with
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#photo goes incredibly hard#just chillin#y2k#y2k aesthetic#y2k style#y2k nostalgia#y2k icons#2000s web#old web#2000s#early 2000s#2000s internet#resident evil#devil may cry#Dante
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i am saying this as a person who has had a tiny amount of influence over what 'internet horror' is now and i mean this in the nicest way possible but if you are making horror content, on the internet, you should try to look outside of pre-existing internet-based horror content for inspiration
#this goes for everything but i think specifically internet horror series are some of the most obvious cases for#looking outside of your normal frame of reference for inspiration
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More of that silly thing
#the eltingville club#welcome to eltingville#pete dinunzio#josh levy#💌 -- handmade postcard#//more of alien pete i love alien pete 😇#//the others aren't there bcs it's supposed to be a few years after the club broke up....#//he goes for josh bcs he is the scifi enthousiast he should know what's happening (he doesn't)#//also special shoutout to the individual who got inspired by him and made an AU somewhere on the internet... i'm touched
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hi i rewatched the carriage scene (again) and just want to point out that when they kiss colin is literally moaning for a good minute before pen makes any noise. hope you’re all as sane about this as i am!
#like watch the lowered music version and every time that boy has his mouth on her he’s all noise#plus when his hand goes under her dress and he’s staring down at her mouth he moans when she moans#and lock me up#i need my rights to internet taken away because i’m literally addicted to this scene#polin#colin x penelope#colin bridgerton#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers
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Every day I hope that fandom will one day get back to normal. Like, eventually people will realize how stupid this whole discourse was and the pendulum will swing again. If you try to silence people for long enough, they‘ll grow sick of it and you’ll be overthrown. (Good riddance)
#This also goes for like the internet in general but yk#Crushing someone under your heel only creates a desire for revolution#It’s only a matter of time 😇#proship#proshipper#profic#pro fiction#proshippers are valid#proshippers please interact#proshippers are welcome#fuck antishippers#antis dni#antishippers dni
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maglor comics from the sadness cave
#silmarillion#maglor#maedhros#fingon#i've drawn at least 4 versions and I still do not like it#but onto the internet it goes!#comic
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Dr Ratio canonically being a well known celebrity will never not be funny to me. Wdym he has a cult following and isn't a niche celebrity in a small science circle.
#i just KNOW he doesn't have any social media#someone asks for his Twitter handle and he goes on a rant ab the negative side effects of prolonged Internet use#honkai star rail#dr ratio#hsr dr ratio
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Bruce has another kid........but this one is not adopted #2
Danny lounged on the couch in the Batcave, his feet propped up as he casually flipped through some of Bruce’s files. Damian stood nearby, arms crossed, scowling.
“It doesn’t matter,” Damian huffed. “I am Father’s heir. It is my birthright.”
Danny smirked, glancing at him over the top of the tablet. “Hate to break it to you, little bro, but I’m older. By all of three minutes, but hey, it still counts.”
“You have no proof,” Damian snapped, his voice sharp.
“Actually,” Tim interjected, walking in with a file in hand, “it’s right here. Clockwork dropped the records off yesterday. Danny’s technically the firstborn.”
Damian’s face twisted into a mix of shock and outrage. “This is preposterous! I trained for years in the League to be the heir. He—” Damian gestured at Danny, who was now grinning smugly, “—is a half-ghost nomad raised by peasants!”
“Whoa, peasants?” Danny said, holding up his hands. “I’ll have you know I was raised by two highly educated ghost hunters who built portals to alternate dimensions in their basement. So technically, I was raised by nerds.”
Jason, leaning against the wall, barked out a laugh. “This just keeps getting better.”
Things escalated when Danielle made her debut in Gotham. She’d been causing a bit of chaos in Amity Park, and Danny figured bringing her to the Manor might help her channel her energy.
When Dani strutted into the Batcave, grinning like a gremlin with her wild energy, the reactions were... mixed.
“She’s my clone,” Danny explained, his tone casual. “But I kinda see her more like a daughter.”
“Daughter?” Damian repeated, his voice low and dangerous. “You... have a daughter?”
Dani, ever the instigator, threw her arms around Danny’s waist. “Yup! My Dad’s the best!” she chirped, shooting a cheeky grin at Damian. “He’s way cooler than you, by the way.”
Damian bristled, his hands curling into fists. “You’re barely older than me, yet you have already claimed an heir?” His voice trembled with a mix of indignation and something close to panic.
Danny raised an eyebrow. “She’s not an ‘heir.’ She’s just... Dani. And technically, she’s my clone, not my biological kid. It’s complicated.”
But Damian was already lost in his own spiraling thoughts.
Late that night, Damian approached Jason. “Todd,” he said, his tone serious. “I require your assistance.”
Jason blinked. “Uh, with what?”
“I must find a suitable candidate to bear my child.”
Jason stared at him for a long moment before bursting into laughter. “You’re joking. Please tell me you’re joking.”
“I am not,” Damian replied, his expression unyielding. “If Daniel has already produced a successor, then I must act swiftly to secure my own lineage.”
Jason clutched his stomach, wheezing. “Oh, man, this is rich. Demon Spawn wants to have a baby just to one-up his ghost brother.”
“It is not a matter of one-upmanship,” Damian insisted, though the faint pink tinge in his cheeks said otherwise.
The next morning, Danny caught wind of Damian’s... ambition. He found his younger twin in the training room, furiously sparring with a practice dummy.
“Hey, Dames,” Danny said, leaning against the doorframe.
“Do not call me that,” Damian growled, landing a particularly vicious strike on the dummy.
Danny held up his hands. “Okay, okay. But I heard a little rumor. Something about you wanting to, uh, find a lady to have a kid with?”
Damian froze mid-strike, then turned to glare at Danny. “Who told you that?”
Danny smirked. “Doesn’t matter. Look, man, you don’t need to go all ‘League heir’ about this. Dani’s not my biological kid. She’s a clone. Like, literally made from my DNA. I didn’t exactly sign up for the whole ‘parent’ thing—it just kinda happened.”
Damian’s glare softened slightly, though his posture remained stiff. “And yet, you claim her as your own.”
“Yeah, because she’s family,” Danny said simply. “She needed someone, so I stepped up. That’s what family does.”
Damian lowered his gaze, his fists unclenching. “I see.”
A few weeks later, Talia’s clone assassins made their move. But instead of eliminating them, Damian captured and brought them to the Manor.
“Father,” he declared, standing proudly before Bruce, “I have decided to take responsibility for these clones. They are my family, and I will train them to uphold the legacy of the League.”
Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose. “Damian—”
“Not bad, kid,” Jason said, clapping him on the back. “But you might want to workshop the pitch. Sounds a little murder-y.”
Tim groaned. “Great. Now we have more mini-Damians running around.”
Danny, watching from the sidelines with Dani by his side, couldn’t help but laugh. “Guess I’m rubbing off on him.”
“You think he’s doing this to one-up you?” Dani asked.
“Absolutely,” Danny replied, grinning. “And I love it.”
While the Bat-family adjusted to the sudden influx of clones, Danny and Damian’s relationship began to shift. Though their rivalry remained, it was tempered by a growing mutual respect.
“I still do not approve of your cavalier attitude,” Damian said one night as they patrolled Gotham together.
“And I still think you need to loosen up,” Danny shot back.
Damian huffed but didn’t argue. Deep down, he was starting to appreciate having an older brother who wasn’t afraid to challenge him—or support him.
And for Danny, seeing his once-distant twin slowly open up was worth all the sibling squabbles in the world.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc au#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#danny goes around dropping major bombshells#danny is a little shit#batfam#dc x dp crossover#ghost king danny#dps fandom#jason todd#lmao#dcxdp#I love this#jason x danny#dani phantom#dan phantom#jazz phantom#tim drake wayne#damian wayne#dick grayson#red hood#robin#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#internet rumors#famous danny
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binghe: we have a problem
mbj:
binghe: they keep saying that they’re missing an alternate form of myself
mbj:
binghe: you’re not worried???
mbj: what did they say
binghe: they said “I miss the wang luo” “me too”
mbj (flipping though his notes) *google voice*: the wang luo is a great scholar of the twenty first century, providing much information and entertainment to those who seek it. it enrages thousands and enlightens millions
#wang luo 网络 means the internet#binghe: there’s another me who’s a scholar sounds right#binghe: that bitch sounds really powerful#binghe: I’m going to destroy him#and he goes to fight the system#which is a minion of the internet#luo binghe breaks the internet#I wonder what the system looks like as a human#svsss#luo binghe#lbh#sqq#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#mobei jun#shang qinghua#sqh#moshang#cumplane
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