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˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊✧˚ · .
in control (paige x reader)
summary: you take control to show paige just how proud of her you are after a good game
content warnings: nsfw smut dirty talk fingering sub paige munch/dom reader strap
inspired by this and this request!
You waited for your girlfriend in the same place as always post game. Outside the locker room. You could hear the muffled cheers and celebrations from inside and you smiled to yourself. You were always so proud of Paige, but especially today. She was anxious for this season to start, knowing it was her last year here and the pressure to get a national championship was bigger than ever but she showed everyone what she was about. There really was no more passive Paige and even though it was only the first game, you could see that. You watched her work her ass off all summer and it was paying off.
Paige loved hearing how proud of her you were but her love language strayed more towards physical touch than words of affirmation and you planned on letting her know just how proud of her you were, in a way she would feel it rather than hear it.
“Hi my love.” Paige beamed as she came out of the locker room, her hands immediately finding your waist and pulling you into a hug.
She was fresh out of the shower, her hair was damp and brushed out of her face. She smelt of coconut and vanilla and you couldn’t help pressing your lips to the soft skin on her neck, “Good game baby.” You praise into her ear.
“Thank you. Wanna go out and eat to celebrate?” She asks looking down at you with her big blue eyes.
“I was thinking we could go back to mine and I could eat you out to celebrate?” You whisper for just Paige to hear as her teammates filter out of the changing room.
Paige gulps and you watch in real time as her pupils dilate, “That works too.”
“You coming P?” Aubrey asks as the girls start to make their way to the exit.
“Nah, got plans with my girl.” Paige says draping an arm over your shoulder and leading you away but you don’t miss the wink she sends Aubrey and you nudge your elbow into her side, “Have some decorum.”
The ride back to your place was charged to say the least. Paige couldn’t keep her hands off you as you drove. They started at the nape of your neck, then they were on your waist, then your thighs and as you squeezed your legs together, Paige fought to slip her hand inbetween, cupping you tingling cunt. You had a good mind to pull your car over right there and climb over the console and on top of Paige but you controlled yourself.
“I’m gonna crash if you carry on.” You hiss at her.
“I’m sorry baby, you just look so good.” She rasps, removing her hands from you and you immediately miss her touch and wish you never said anything.
Getting through the front door was a task, Paige was wrapped around you from behind, pressing sloppy kisses to your neck and jaw. She was needy today and you liked it. Paige was usually very dominant and in control, she was rarely at your mercy but your words earlier had an effect on her and she was ready to let you have your way.
“On the bed.” You ordered and Paige wasted no time complying, kicking off her shoes in the process. Her eyes were low and hooded, she drank you in as you stripped out of your clothes until you were stood in her favourite lace set, worn purposely for this moment.
“Shit baby. So fucking hot.” She muttered, shimming out of her sweats exposing her slender legs.
You crawled up the bed slowly, your eyes never once straying from your girlfriends and she bit on her bottom lip, a low groan escaping her mouth.
You pressed tender kisses to the inside of her thigh, nipping and sucking at the skin, leaving red marks that would serve as a reminder of this moment in days to come.
You kissed all the way up to her boxers and she shivered with anticipation as your fingers traced her folds over the thin material.
“I want them off.” You remark, snapping the waistband against her skin and she quickly lifts her hips pulling the boxers down, revealing her already glistening cunt.
“So wet for me and I’ve barely touched you.” You purred, licking your lips at the sight in front of you.
“That’s what you do to me baby.” Paige husked out and she bucks her hips towards you, “My body is crazy for you.” Her eyes were filled with a burning desire and it ignited something deep inside of you, so passionate and heated, you lowered your mouth to her core and began moving your tongue in short, quick flicks, devouring her like you were starving and she was the last meal on earth.
“Holy fuck baby, that feels so good.” Paige moaned as you continued lapping at her cunt.
Your grip on her calves was firm as you held her legs in place, bent and spread apart, creating the perfect space for your head to nestle inbetween.
“You taste so good baby, so fucking good. I could eat you all night.” You mummble against her and the vibrations caused by your voice make her tremble with excitement.
“I’d let you.” She groans, “I’d let you do anything.” You lift your head to look at her and you replace your tongue with a finger and watch as her eyes roll back as she basks in the feeling of you being inside her.
“Anything?” You ask, your thumb presing to her throbbing clit, “Anything.” She confirms and you slip another finger in and start pumping in and out, curling up to hit her g-spot with each stroke.
“Cum for me and then we’ll test that theory.” You dip your head back down and work your tongue and fingers in conjunction, your only goal now being to make your girlfriend cum.
“Shit, don’t stop.” There’s nothing in this world that would make you stop. You were already soaking from the moans and raspy words spilling out of Paiges mouth.
“Fuck I’m- ugh- I’m gonna cum.” She breathes out and you take her clit in your mouth sucking it raw as you feel her walls contract around your fingers. Her legs begin to tremble and shake and she grips onto your hair pushing your face further into her.
“Shit-” She moans before letting out a guttural growl and her juices seep out, dampening the sheets.
You work Paige through her orgasm until shes begging you to stop but you’re not done.
“On your hands and knees for me baby.” You request, slipping your fingers out of her and stuffing them in your mouth, savouring every last drop of the sweetness you had caused to melt out of her.
You watch as Paige shakily manoeuvres herself into your desired position, still feeling the effects of her high. She looks back at you, ass up, thighs moist and her eyes flutter as you step into the harness before securing it around your waist.
Wearing a strap felt foreign to you, this was usually Paiges domain but with the way she was bent over, hole pulsating, ready for you, you were in your element.
You teased her wet folds with the tip of the strap, swiping it up and down and Paige gasped at the initial contact. As much as this was new for you, it was new for her too.
“Are you gonna take my cock like a good girl, P?” You ask, sending a smack to her ass cheek.
“Mhm.”
“Words baby.”
“Y-yes.” She stuttered out and she pushed her ass back and that was the only sign you needed that she was ready.
You guided the silicone dick into her, slowly filling her up.
“Fuckkk.” She groaned as you went deeper.
“Such a good girl.” You praised as you latched onto her hips and begun to thrust. With each pound, the base of the strap hit into your cunt sending ripples of pleasure through you. You could see why Paige enjoyed this.
“You look so fucking hot like this.” You grunted as you drove into Paige at such force that the only sound that could be hurt over her moans was the slapping of flesh. Her ass against your hips and it was only adding to your arousal.
“Feels so- ugh- so good.” She whimpered and you reach forward taking her hair in your hand and you tug at it, “Tell me how good.”
“The best- oh my god- the fucking best Y/N.”
You quicken your pace, now fully in the swing of dominating your girlfriend and you look down at the strap, at it hammering into Paiges sopping cunt and you release her hair, your hand coming up to squeeze and tug at your tit.
Paiges head drops into the pillow in front of her and her hands grapple with the sheets, you can tell she’s close and the way her body glistens with sweat drives you crazy and you can’t stop yourself as you slip a hand around to tease her clit.
“Ugh- I’m gonna cum- shit- right there.” She groans and you press down further.
“Fuckkk! I’m- I’m cumming!” She cries out and her body thrashes and twitches before going completely still and she collapses onto the bed in a mixture of pants and groans.
You slip your cock out of her admiring the state of it, wet and sticky and you think if it wasn’t attached to you, you’d lick it clean.
You flip Paige over so she’s on her back and she looks so gloriously fucked out, her hairs a mess on the pillow beneath her head, her chest is rising and falling at a quickened pace and her eyes, when she finally opens them are filled with such intensity, you want more.
You push her legs up so they’re bent and her leaking cunt is exposed to you once again, “I can’t.” She whimpered trying to close her legs but you held them firm, “You can baby. One more time. Cum for me one more time.” You urge and you slide into her again, slower than the previous time and you watch as her mouth falls open, eyes screw shut and head tips back. You could cum simply from this view.
You work inside of Paige slow and deep, grinding your hips to pleasure yourself at the same time.
“Its- its too much.” She cries reaching up to push you away.
“Just take it. Take me.” You assert not stopping your movements and it takes seconds for Paige to be arching off the bed yelling your name.
With the way she looked, so helpless beneath you and sounded so insanely out it, you could feel a fire roaring in your abdomen.
“You’re such a good girl for me.” You pant, drawing back and then slamming into her hard and forceful and that does it for the both of you.
You fall ontop of Paige in a trembling heap and she wraps her arms around you holding you close as you both succumb to your orgasms. Time slows as shockwave of electricity fire through your bodies and you let out the most animalistic groan, burying your face into Paiges chest.
“Shit baby,” You choke out, “You took me so well.”
You press sloppy kisses along her collarbone, the taste of sweat, salty on your lips. You push yourself up and out of Paige and she whimpers at the feeling, “You did so good P, are you OK?” You ask softly aware of onslaught you just put her through.
“Yeah but you’re never topping me again.” She chuckles as you lay beside her breathlessly.
“You loved it.” You quip, wiping your brow of the baby hairs that stuck to your clammy skin.
“I fucking adored it but I’m not going to be able to walk tomorrow.”
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a/n: i have no words actually 😵💫 freaky friday in full effect 💋
#paige bueckers#uconn wbb#wcbb#wlw#lgbtq#paige x reader#oneshot#paige bueckers imagine#blurb#fanfic#paige bueckers smut#smut#lovegalor333
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L: I told you to leave me alone
R: I know Sir, but I'm your advisor and I (unfortunately) have to supervise you too.
Raymond sighed as he read the papers in his hands while following Leshy.
L: Do you think I need your supervision? I was doing just fine before you arrived. I'll continue to do so. Leave
R: I can't. We still need to go over a lot of things, we're far behind schedule to discuss real matters which is urgent, I need you to sign the agreement of imported goods from Anchor Deep and the people in the neglected villages are revo-
L: Fine! How many!?
R: Pardon?
L: How many papers, Raymond?
Leshy turned to him with a momentarily anger. To him, Raymond was simply, yapping.
R: Uh, about... 1, 2, 3...
He began counting, sounds of the paper coming to Leshy's ear.
R: 86 papers, sir.
L: Well good luck to you with that. Just copy my signature.
R: Wait, me? Sir I can't just decide on the matters of the whole kingdom!
L: Aren't you my "advisor"? That's your thing, to decide.
R: Yes, I give advice! I don't rule over a kingdom!
L: Too bad so damn sad, I don't feel like listening you talk about dumb problems I won't be paying attention to anyway.
Leshy chuckled a bit and walked towards his work room. Raymond followed right behind, a bit panicked by the king's nonchalant decision. Leshy closed the door behind him, Raymond nearly making it inside.
R: You can't just ignore it! I promise it won't take long... Don't you care about your people? They are suffering! They are doing their best but barely surviving with what you let them have! Not only that, you've added taxes when I was gone!
L: My people are doing fine. You're worrying too much for something so lame, Ray. If I'm really that shitty of a king, go on. Fill my "so important" papers. And I thought you were smart enough to think that.
Raymond rubbed his temples after setting the papers aside. He took a deep breath. Leshy just sat one of the comfortable chairs and leaned back.
R: (God, I prefer hell over trying to convince this man child to do anything) It won't be long before everything breaks down to chaos if you continue to neglect your duties, sir.
L: ...
R: Maybe the other crowns were right about you after all...
Leshy immediately got up and turned towards Raymond.
L: What did those old bastards say about me?
R: Just the usual sir.
He smiled. Good thing Leshy was, well, blind.
R: That you were too young and naive to understand how a kingdom works. The red crown even said he was surprised that you haven't got hunted by your people.
L: That... Grim faced cat! You know what!? I rule my kingdom just fine! I'm the best king out there! They wish they were me! I can rule their kingdoms along with mine if I wanted!
R: Yes sir. You could...
L: Read me the damn papers Raymond! I'm gonna finish these papers faster than any of those living corpses!
R: (Works every time)
___________________________
It was night time when they were able to finish all those papers. Raymond had lit a candle long time ago to read better and Leshy seemed to listen.
R: This is the last paper... It's, it's over
L: Finally, for fuck's sake...
The worm yawned and leaned back. Raymond put the papers in order and set aside, before leaning back like his King.
R: Sir your profanity.
L: Ray I'm too tired to care.
R: You're right... I should be too tired to ask.
L: What's the time?
R: The moon is up by a hand. It's too late.
L: You don't say.
The advisor yawned and drank a glass of water. The King on the other hand rubbed where his eyes should be. It was rare but, sometimes, his eyes would bleed again, his wounds so easy to tear open. The cat panicked at the sight, immediately his tiredness vanishing by worry that overtook.
R: You're bleeding!
L: Don't-
Leshy hissed at him when Raymond tried to touch his face so he backed away. Raymond looked at the blood with sadness for his King.
R: Does it... Does it still hurt? Does it hurt bad?
He asked with a shakey voice as he reached for Leshy's face again. Surprisingly, the short tempered king didn't pull back the second time. He leaned to the touch, to the feeling. Raymond's palm got bloodied as he wiped it.
L:Not anymore. Not like the way it used to...
R: It's good... I think. Is it just pitch black..?
L: People assume so. But no. My vision is my thoughts. I can see just, not in the way you'd expect
R: How so? How can you just- See?
The King chuckled at the advisor's weirded out question.
L: I already know what something looks like. I know colors, I know shapes, I know sounds, the materials, the feelings. And, if you know it like I do, it feels like your whole imagination is your sight.
R: That's... Not as bad as I thought
L: You think about going blind?
R: No, heh, of course not... I think about, how hard it must be for you.
L: You think about me? Now that just makes me shy~
R: My King-
Raymond gave a tired and short giggle as he blushed. Even though he hated his job, he didn't hate the worm necessarily.
L: What? Can I not be curious about why you think about me Ray?
R: With all due respect, that's not the point, sir. I work for you, it's natural that I worry for the one I'm working so close with.
L: And somehow I'm someone you must worry for? The levels you bring me down to.
R: You make it sound like everything is just fine! Is there really nothing bad about being blind?
L: There are bad sides of it of course
R: Like what?
Leshy smiled, putting his hands on top of Raymond's.
L: Knowing I'll never actually see you
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HELLO???? THIS IS SO GOOD?!?!?!?!?! How dare you send me this awsome gift as an anon 😭😭😭 Thank you so much omg I didnt think such a simple drawing would inspire someone to write something like this!
THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#ask#royal au ask#leshycat#leshy x yellow cat#not my writings but i dont want to lose this so#writings
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I have a naughty thought floating in my head.
Just imagine when you and Lucanis are doing 'adult' activities when his control over Spite slips and Spite takes over.
Your normally gentle lover is suddenly rough and groping at your plush thighs and tits. He's whispering filthy things in your ear about how he always has to watch, but now it's his turn.
Just a filthy thought in my head.
A/N: YOU LET THAT THOUGHT RUN FREE AND GIVE ME MORE.
Lucanis does it best to control Spite during the times whenever you two become intimate.
He knew you control himself, you did take down a god after all.
But he knew it would happen sooner or later even though he wished it would be much later. Lucanis knew of Spites desires for you, feelings....if things like him could even feel that way.
Lucanis knew he should have been more careful, should have drank more coffee since this was your anniversary after all but all it took was one moment, one small lite crack that Spite could slip through as the man made love to you.
A cry leaving left your lips, your hands pinned above your head as Spite gripped your lips tightly. Hips snapping into yours, leg hiked upon his waist as he roughly fucked you. He couldn't get enough, he wanted more.
More...more...more!
Your skin soft, he had to memorize this, memorize every inch of your skin, every blemish, every scare, he will remember.
"Sitting back...watching. No more! No more." Spite whispered in your ears as he hiked up your thigh more, slipping deeper in your warmth, your walls squeezing so deliciously around his shaft.
Giving your plush thighs a squeeze, his hands moved up your chest giving your breasts a squeeze as he let his thumb rub your nipple.
"Mine! Mine!" Spite muttered as he continued his thrusts. "I will fill you! Breed you! Make you mine."
Biting your lip, you let out another cry as you did your best to match his thrusts. Moans spilling from your lips, bed creaking, your mind in a fog.
It felt good, too good and in the back of your mind you were thinking of ways to convince Lucanis to share you with the spirit.
But right now you were going to enjoy this.
#blurbs#blurb#spite dragon age#spite x rook#spite x reader#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age lucanis#lucanis x rook#da4 lucanis#lucanis romance#lucanis x reader#lucanis x you#datv lucanis#lucanis dellamorte x rook#lucanis dellamorte x reader#lucanis dragon age#dragon age x you#dragon age veilguard x reader#dragon age veilguard#dragon age x reader#dragon age#smut#dragon age smut
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MOUTHWASHING HEADCANONS :3
Daisuke HCs:
-He has a giant binder of Pokémon cards at home
-He sings in the utility room while working
-He used to drink the coffee with the least caffeine when the coffee machine was working
-He’s bisexual asf
-He loves pop music
-He owns comic books, but only ones with queer characters (Ex: Deadpool) (making his parents a little suspicious)
-ADHD (me too)
Swansea HCs:
-Drank wayyy too much coffee when the machine worked
-Doesn’t actually mind how the cake tastes with out the sweetener (he says it’s like jello, and that grosses Daisuke out)
-Has been to several pride parades bc one of his kids at home is gay (he’s a proud ally)
-He actually loves his wife, he misses her dearly, but he doesn’t like talking about her purely because she’s so dear to him
-He’d fucking kill Jimmy immediately if he’d knew about what he did to Anya any sooner (even better, if she told him before the crash, Swansea would get an early blow in)
(I feel like a proper fight scene between Swansea and Jimmy would be fucking gruesome and awesome) (I’m talking their both bloody and injured, Jimmy more so than Swansea, and Swansea raises the axe one last time, saying “This is for Anya, Jim.”)
Anya HCs:
-Anxiety for sure
-Maybe a little tism, as she expresses how uncomfortable she is giving Curly his meds, it makes me think she doesn’t like the sound of him squirming, or the texture of Curly’s lack of skin
-She only trusted Curly, but after he didn’t do shit about Jimmy, she defaulted to trusting Swansea
-She loves chocolate and cheesecake
-She likes rock n roll, metal, and intense genres of music
-Her and Daisuke share music recommendations w/ each other
-She loves hugs, but doesn’t get them often (guys, hug Anya in the comments/nf)
-Even though Jimmy did what he did to her, she doesn’t wish anything bad upon him (but she does hope Swansea gets to him with the axe lowkey)
Curly HCs:
-GAY ASS CAPTAIN BITCH
-He learned his lesson on not reprimanding Jimmy when Anya died in front of him, and he wishes he could’ve done something sooner
-He tries to speak, but only does so to everyone but Jimmy
-Anya is the only one who can understand Curly attempting to speak
-Whenever Daisuke is in the room, Curly will make gestures with his arm nubs to try and be more involved in the conversation
-Before the crash, he had the best hair care routine out of all of the crew
Now he doesn’t have any hair to care for/j
No HCs for Jalapeno, he’s not welcome here >:(
#mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#fuck jimmy
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actually it really sucks that my sole living grandmother and, apparently, my father, are BOTH experiencing memory loss, and potentially the early stages of dementia, at the SAME TIME! wow! a bogo!
that old newspaper was right—life isn't just one thing after another. the damn things overlap.
#my dreams of experiencing tragedies one at a time have been quashed.#so.#there are times...there are times i wish i drank#which is of course why i don't#anyway i have completely lost the genetic lottery in case anyone was wondering#my mom and her sister are in like round three of a fight#with my grandmother#over her currently-oncoming loss of mental acuity#they don't even want her driving rn#but she refuses to take any precautions#(personally i don't think she's quite there yet#but ill admit i don't like geographically close to her#so i may not be the best judge)#and then! yesterday! i hear from one of my beloved brothers!#that our father! the second smartest person i've ever met!#a cunning bastard. the kind who's run circles around everyone his entire life#....MY entire life.#my father. is. having memory problems. not egregious.....not yet#but his father had alzheimers. his father died of alzheimers a decade ago#so the fact that he suddenly can't remember regularly scheduled appointments#or sometimes his goddamned PHONE PASS CODE#well. just....fuck#next week we will be happy. we will all be together. we will celebrate one of our other brothers during his weekend of jubilee#and then my brother and i will take this issue before the committee (all four of us siblings)#and decide...how we want to handle this#on god i will not be like my mother. we won't do that#but boy. if my grandmother is willfully stubborn about her own faults#my father....whew. that's a battle i don't want to fight#because we won't win#or winning will come at a terrible cost
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We're not so different, you and I
Judged by the inexplicable magics at our cores
Or by how we strayed from the paths laid out for us
To live our own lives, and tell our own tales
I can only hope now that yours
Leads to a happier end than mine
((Wolf belongs to @bunnieswithknives))
#My blood sugar is currently 70 and that's an improvement on how it's been#I have drank apple juice it just refuses to go up anymore#So apologies if I'm more incoherent than usual#Fop#Fop oc#fop a new wish#fopanw#fairly oddparents#Fairly oddparents a new wish#Art#My art#Sketch#I wanted to spend more time on this but the blood sugar thing is causing issues so#I'll draw wolf for real in the future I promise I love them <3#Bramble is drawn to Wolf because of their twin god kids and her anxiety wanting to make sure they're both human#Even though she knows they don't do the changeling thing anymore#She just wants to make sure#She misses her own sister :(#I'm rambling#It's the blood sugar lmao#I should get more apple juice#Anywaysssss#Was this an excuse to draw puppy wolf? Maybe#Fop oc wolf#Fop oc bramble
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logically, i know land doesn't vote. but, fuuuuuuuck, is that a lot of red on that motherfuckin map rn
#election 2024#us politics#2024 presidential election#it's times like this i wish i did drugs or drank so i could calm myself down
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#I WISH YOU A GREAT DAY :-)#honestly this is me rn bc i drank 3 glasses of wine yesterday and i'm not used to alcohol and it doesn't mix well w my meds#feeling like ish :'-(#i know i shouldn't drink and for the last 4 yrs i've almost totally gave up alcohol and drink only 4-5 times a year in small quantities#but old habits die hard... whenever i get into a place w lots of free booze i lose myself... just like yesterday#sorry for tmi#2000s blog#2000s internet#2000s web#web archive#internet archive#webcore#old internet#early internet#early web#internet archaeology#ancient internet#catblr#cats of tumblr#cats of the internet#cat memes#funny cats#silly cats#persian cat#2000s memes#boomer humor
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something I (with a uncomfortable past like a cyst on my current behavior) didn't understand when embarking on a huge writing project is that. If you get even a little bit chalant it won't work. You can't even get a little bit chalant. Not even a little bit! The non is in there for a reason. To taunt you. You just have to have fun. But you can't force it. You have to pspspsps it out by being genuinely forgiving and. and being a bit dorky.
#i had a really fun night. and i drank with friends and we played destiny and i solved a big chapter in the intermissions#i think. and again this is a dangerous thing. so try it at your own peril but i THINK i might have stumbled upon a solution to my horrible#horrible mental state re: creative endeavors#and that is to genuinely not give a flying fuck.#its great.#(trembling from caring so much) why is this so hard? TELL ME#i have no great point btw. im just. happy.#these cycles will always persist but i will have this little tiny cultivated space where i make the rules and that is more than i could eve#wish for.#.......#MWAH! in these trying times.
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Everyone’s reacting and feeling serious feels today but when you are checking on your friends and neighbors PLEASE remember to check on your recovering (and current) addicts.
Today is hard enough without having the siren call of substance use in your head, especially if people around you are drinking or smoking to cope.
#I legitimately thought ‘damn I wish I drank’ and then was like ok time to make a post. cause that’s not fantastic#us election#us politics#addiction recovery#substance use#there is an ache in my soul that I can do clearly tell could be filled or ignored chemically. it would be so easy to reach for something#to numb it all.
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#Okay I'm going to try to have sober sex tomorrow!!! Wish me good luck please#It's been a minute but last time I drank it was urm Not Good and they already said they can't drink alot tomorrow so that will help#We are going to a wet t-shirt contest omggg I am excited I will post pics they said they will dress me up?#It's tropical theme so feel free to send outfit ideas#Anyways it's the prettyboy dyke I hooked up a bit ago I really like them and they are very nice to me so I think it will be good#tw intox#about my sex life
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fuck, took an afternoon nap, timed it wrong, now i’m bleary as all hell and i need to go to work and run an event. motherfucker. goddamn it.
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yippeeee the dices
#this dice collection is so pretty but i’m giving most of it to my friends…#ive been playing dnd or pathfinder with this group for literal years and i’ve like spent so much time with them LOL#and i’m finally seeing some of them this summer#so this is the gift. i still have to get a set for the dm but like i think i’ve already spent ~200 on the dice here so im like oh my god#but im like fuck it lmao they have given me so much happiness lol 😭#also since im already typing i was listening to one of the celebs from my hometown and sometimes it hits me how strange it is#tht i am vaguely interested in this man even though i literally like saw him for 5 seconds#he is like so incredibly famous#i know like 90% of people experience this but it does annoy me so much that i treat famous ppl diff in my brain differently even tho ik#they just want to be treated like normal people lmao 😭#i think its bc my brain goes ‘oh theyre so loved i wish that were me!’ even tho theyre not really experiencing love#w the masses of ppl online#i have a headache from all the plum wine i drank but plum wine is soooo tasty guys#idk what they put in it#probably plum but wow it is so good. lol 😭#i think i will let this headache go away for a little and then go to bed. gn everyone 🐈🐈
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Second day of running off of coffee and spite only
#this week of camp is always the busiest. i have something that goes late into the night every night#im exhausted and want to spend time with friends and other people#especially because this is my last year. but its fine!#theyre good and important things that i love im just tired#tonight im telling the pegend of our camp's beginnings#i used to tell it and then passed it on to someone#but since this is my last year he asked if i want to do it one last time#and i really fucking do. so ive been practicing and im excited but its also bittersweet and kinda difficult#idk. the woman that passed it on to me was super important to me but is now no longer in my life#so im feeling some weird things about that#also tomorrow is Christmas in July (a secret santa we do with staff) and im so fucking excited#x in j is my favorite holiday ever in the world#and i have a good friend of mine. i just hope the person that has me actually cares#its my last year at camp and i just really want a nice x in j as my last#im so tired i resorted to the black coffee in the dining hall. i drank it so fast#i wiuld love to go to sleep but after i tell the legend tonight i have to work on x inj#and i love to procrastinate so i cant work on it until my gf comes back to camp with the materials that i need#(im just gonna vent now. even though thats all ive been doing)#its my last year and im so burnt out but i love it here so its hard#and everyone keeps trying to convince me to come back next year. its hard. its not easy. im tired and want to go home#but i also want to be here and i want to be enjoying myself here and i wish i ciuld come back forever#but also coming back forever sounds like hell#im just tired and wanted to yap idk goodbye
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I should not be reading through Tumblr at 3:04 in the morning, mainly because of two reasons.
1) I have to be up at 6:30
2) Whenever I find a post especially funny, I feel the need to bang the back of my head against something, and what is currently behind me? My creaky old dishwasher.
That is all.
#its too fucking early and too fucking late for this at the same time#i may have drank some whiskey somewhere in the last three hours#jk i didnt#really wish i did though#im so fucking tired and so awake at the same time#tired#awake#nope#i dont like the fact that my brain is awake but my body isnt#dishwasher#3:04 am#B3anie's shitposts in the early morning
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When a bracelet I made that I really liked gets bought by a rich white Californian who made a mess in the store
#charlie talks#I sell some stuff I make at my work#and it’s like man. I wish that went to a fellow poor queer 😔#also girlie tried to grab and drink my already half drank protein shake#she was like oh is this my coffee? and before even getting the words out had lifted it to her face#girl no it’s half full and you JUST ordered it it’s not ready yet#also like. look at it even one time and you can tell that ain’t your coffee 😭#LA inhabitants are truly a different breed maybe that’s just the NY in me talking but yall crazy
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