#therapist hot take

[searching4sarahtonin]

Broke: Aziraphale is trying to recreate Pride and Prejudice

Woke: Aziraphale is really recreating Emma

Bespoke: Aziraphale is actually living in Persuasion

[searching4sarahtonin]

Yes!! Storytelling requires a problem, and a problem within a relationship makes the story of the relationship dramatically compelling.

healthy relationships have deep stability, which is inherently not dramatic.

to paraphrase Tolstoy: "All happy relationships are the same; each unhappy relationship is unhappy in its own way."

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

[searching4sarahtonin]

I love reading all these brilliant metas 👏

S2 is such a rubix cube, you turn it one way and all the colors line up on one side, but something gets jumbled elsewhere, so you turn it again, now different squares line up, but the ones you just solved a moment ago are all scattered again. Delicious!

Each of you lovelies gets a good star 🌟

[lotus-pear]

Idk if I already sent this in or if it glitches out and didn’t send but I found this on pinterest:

OH MY FUCKING GOD STORYTIME REAL QUICK EVERYONE SIT DOWN. OKAY SO I SAW THIS ALREADY LIKE A WEEK AGO SO I WENT INTO THIS PERSONS DMS TO ASK THEM TO TAKE IT DOWN BC I LITERALLY DONT ALLOW REPOSTS AT ALL. AND THEN THEY ACCEPTED THE REQUEST. SO I WAS LIKE OK GOOD THEYRE CIVILIZED. WE'RE GONNA SORT THIS OUT. BUT THEN THEY LEFT ME ON READ. AND THEN THEY FUCKING BLOCKED ME??????????????????????? LIKE?????????????????????? THE FUCKING AUDACITY????????????????????????

[nuppu-nuppu]

Ignore if you don’t want to read about me being stupid once again

[searching4sarahtonin]

mental health professionals when people armchair diagnose themselves, each other, fictional characters, cats

FWIW, the DSM5 is basic as hell

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

[supjello]

bold move honestly to have all the characters yell every argument they knew fans would have at ted for why he should stay, and not have him say they’re wrong, or offer anything to counter it. Because at the end of the day it was his son. It was only his son. His son was the period at the end of the sentence, and always was going to be. Nothing else mattered, he was going home to his boy.

Literally if they were right I'd agree but it's them they know, not me. Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away. I know I have to go.

[searching4sarahtonin]

Happy World Mental Health Day!

Know that wherever you are, and whatever you are struggling with, you are loved and there are people who would gladly shelter you though any storm.

And also, know that doing things just to bring yourself joy is not only valid, it's important! GO brainrot is a great thing if it brings a smile to your face or a giggle to your soul.

[huntervioletbaudelair]

Sylus: a gentle touch is an alluring trap that can lead to your fall from grace. I prefer the cold, and things that can make me strong.

Me: ...

Me: you say the widest shit sometimes

[searching4sarahtonin]

I have a teenaged client who low-key rickrolls me every week by putting 'Rick Astley' as his name in the telehealth chat room. He's been doing it for over a year now and he's never gonna give it up. never gonna let me down...

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

[erisolkat]

god i hate everyone

[piss-wizard-ao3]

i know absolutely nothing about the second season of dungeons and daddies (im still working on s1) but knowing that two of the characters are named scary and normal is WILD. i love the rizz of them but like if u name your child at birth 'normal' i think you maybe need to go to therapy. same w/ scary but its also an actually cool name that doesnt immediately make me question the mental health of the parents,

[hymnsofheresy]

there is no state of being healed... there is just healing

[searching4sarahtonin]

Nice and Accurate self-talk.

@theangel-aziraphale

@thedemon-crowley

You fellas listening?

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[the-dot]

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[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

"I'm much weirder then you will ever be Madam, it's fine to be weird."

CONFIRMED HANNIBAL IS MY BABY BOY AND FAVOURITE. He has never done anything wrong ever I don't know what you're talking about. Can I please redeem my Hannibal protector badge now because IT DOES NOT MATTER ANYTHING HE DOES NOW I LOVE HIM AND WILL PROTECT HIM FOREVER