#theonsha

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broken, maimed theon caping for asha while he is chained up on a wall will never not be funny, like you tell em baby brother.

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Theon II ACOK

Theon: *sees a woman who bears an uncanny resemblance to himself*

Theon: *immediately wants to bang her*

Call me a contrarian but nobody is topping his narcissistic repressed incestuous fantasies. Jaime and Cersei wished they had this kind of chemistry.

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ppl r saying “jaime’s a fake child killer, theon’s the real deal” but who's the one who actually got to fuck his sister 💅