#then whos flying the plane????

[shallowseeker]

I have two questions for you, really. Just as proof of the point. But first:

[triona-tribblescore]

Siblings <3

[modmad]

real Who's on First moment at the doctors this morning-

doc: your urticaria might be worsened by your anti-inflammatory medicine me: but isn't that meant to make it better doc: yes me: okay... doc: but don't worry we are going to double your antihistamine to counter it me: but isn't histamine what causes inflamation? doc: yes me: so anti-histamine stops inflamation doc: yes! me: so it's an anti-inflammatory doc: no me: BUT IT'S TO STOP INFLAMATION, RIGHT? doc: yes... me: THEN WHy iS IT NOT

(ANYWAY apparently an anti-histamine is a totally different thing from an anti-inflammatory and I'm supposed to have known that before now)

[deerest-deer]

lottie + hugs

[avianii]

hmmmmm

suspicious

[minothtime]

no notes absolutely flawless execution

[originalartblog]

(*actual results pending)

I know we want them to save each other but how funny would it be if the prison break ends with both of them face down on the floor

also what's up with the fact that Dazai is currently in front of the water quality control department

[boopsloop363]

One of my favorite things to bring up to folks is the correlation between global flood myths across multiple ancient civilizations. How is it that all these people who've never had contact with one another all have myths about a giant flood? Do you honestly believe it was subsistence hunter cavemen who wiped out all the megafauna? They put skilled hunters on the line every time just to kill these creatures en masse? Not to mention these megafauna are all well preserved meaning they weren't even butchered for meat. How were the great planes formed?? You think the cavemen just did that too? Core samples found in Greenland show traces of nuclear glass. Glass that's only formed through intense heat. Now I'm not suggesting we were nuked back into the stone age, that's crazy talk, but have you ever wondered why ancient civilizations were so obsessed with tracking the stars? Was it cause they were just bored? Or was it because they were watching for another meteor? Have you ever thought about the fact that humans today are nearly indistinguishable from humans 65,000 years ago? They had the same capabilities as us and yet written records only begin to appear a few thousand years ago? Doesn't that seem odd to you? Have you ever thought about how you would preserve history? Hard drives? CD's? Paper? On a long enough timeline all these things decay. Oral traditions like storytelling? Now that's a good way to ensure things get passed down but things end up getting distorted along the way. A generations long game of telephone

Tldr: history has been wiped out once before and it's likely that's it's happened multiple times. This implies that it could happen again

[wyvernity]

wip posting just to get something out there, and it's def a mixed bag!! the only thing more inconsistent than my posting schedule is my art style RIP

[cardi-c]

they’re so cute

c:  @shameless_ghoul

[jerejerejere]

Ummmm. How exactly am i supposed to function here? 🌊 (screenshots from ig)

[artbribery]

Danny calling John Constantine a “discount, hyped-up voldemort wannabe” and complaining that “at least voldemort didn’t make that much paperwork for the ministry”

A list of why the insult is legit, maybe written by a spite fueled Danny, the soul tax collector, helped by Clockwork who wrote the file he’s getting his info from probably:

British

Magic

Manipulate, Mansplain, Manwhore

Bad habits

Soul splitting (!!!)

Involved in some weird shit

His house could kill you

Tax evasion

Mother dies and father resents him for reasons (in some version, or an orphan at some early point, either way)

Magical, special lineage connected to cunning

Dark arts knowledge

Met a lot of Ghosts but most don’t like him 

Dies?

But not really

Many contacts and connections everywhere

Killed people

People die around him (Different things)

Problems with the Government (mood but also >:( )

Grave robbing (implied? it has to have happened, i can’t believe otherwise)

...

You know what, a lot of crime in general, what the heck?

Asshole (should’ve been higher on the list honestly)

Gets a blood transfusion from an enemy and becomes stronger

Protected from mind control (Lucky)

Probably called you-know-who by someone at least once

Smart (???)

Changed his name and joined a band (So to speak)

[artbyfuji]

only seven days left until the rosebird week trench warfare begins. everyone GET UP ‼️💥💣

[normal-thoughts-official]

also bladeweave sex would be lowkey funny. two subby bottoms who are nonetheless desperate to please and completely unable to voice their desires. and they're both boys

[byclairs]

i’m being serious when i say i won’t marry someone who won’t kill bugs

[bittsandpieces]

hi bitts!!! would you ever do porn professionally?? your body is complete perfection and it makes me so happy to be gay 😫

I thought about it, but as I've talked about a bit before on here, doing onlyfans was great for like a year and a half, but then it started becoming really bad for my mental heath in my relationship to my body, and to sex in general. I think putting myself back in a position where I need to market my body and my sexuality as a product will never be a healthy choice for me (aside from the rare one offs where I sell a video I already have filmed)