#then they nasty fuck in a very romantic possessive way

[beanghostprincess]

luffy doesn't get the sexual appeal of bodies. they're just that, right? bodies. muscles. he doesn't really get why sanji gets all annoying when he sees nami in a swimsuit. he doesn't get why franky likes to stare at robin so much when she's sunbathing. he understands they're supposed to be sexy or whatever, but he has never felt the way others do. he doesn't get it, but he doesn't care much about it either.

then he sees zoro covered in blood. bruised, damaged skin under the moonlight. his chest moving up and down because of his deep breathing. red dripping from his swords. his teeth tightly pressing into the hilt of wado.

luffy doesn't know if what he's feeling could be compared to sanji's sudden outbursts of horniness or franky's heart eyed expressions, but he certainly feels something he has never experienced before.

he's aware that he's staring at zoro, lost in thought. lost in his huge hands and wide chest. callused fingers. chapped lips. he wants to trace his nails over his scars. he wants to kiss every part of him. devour him. consume him.

is that what sex is supposed to be? luffy isn't sure. he has always known what it is, but never how it feels like.

usopp makes a joke about him staring, but he doesn't hear him. zoro's smiling. at him. his captain. but right now luffy doesn't know how to tell zoro that he's the one holding his soul. his breathing feels heavy on his chest and throat. he feels warmth overcoming him completely.

"all good, captain?" zoro's still grinning. he looks like the devil himself.

who were they fighting against again?

luffy only nods and his first mate seems to take it as a proper answer.

first mate. for some reason now that title feels more intimate. it makes him choke on his unsaid words.

luffy might not know a lot of things, but he knows he wants zoro in every possible way, and maybe that's more than enough.

[r0-boat]

Belle x reader x Wise

Headcannons

Shut the fuck up I know it hasn't even been a day! Let me like the two main characters in peace.

Most days the job of Proxy is quite boring. On days like these when there are no commissions and no hollows So all they could do is sit in the video store staring at the door waiting for a customer to come, rent a movie, or a video game. Today it was Belle's turn as their bangboos take the day to charge and while Wise is in the back managing stock at the same time glimpsing at online forms for commissions. However this boring day would take a turn when you walk in to the store. Her eyes light up seeing a familiar face. Shouting your name as she practically tackled you on a hug.

You had no idea about their job as a proxy You were just thought they The cute store managers of the video store that you frequent.

Belle

She tends to be a little clingy with you, she's not afraid to tell you what she wants but with you she finds it difficult to voice her feelings. Then whenever she does she has a bad habit of playing it off as a joke. She doesn't know why she acts like this around you. She knows she cares a lot about you and she knows she loves you she's just having trouble saying it out loud.

For now she's contented with just being by your side (And she doesn't mind getting into people's way when she feels that they are threatening to take you away from her) She knows this feeling of jealousy and possessiveness isn't healthy. But she swears up and down it's just temporary that she will find a way to fully express her feelings to you at some point.

Please play games with her, if you don't play Minecraft with her she will cry. If you want to come to the arcade with her she will definitely join She just wants to play a game with you any game, can even be monopoly.

HER BROTHER IS A BASTARD!!! She had no idea her nasty ass brother sent you a picture of an ugly selfie she sent him!! Only found it out when it became your lock screen. She screamed!!! You said it was cute but if she wanted you to delete it then you would She declined but Wise better sleep with one eye open tonight She knows her brother likes you too, And if he's doing this shit then two can play at that game!

Wise

Trying to be cool around you, He wants you to see him as someone you can trust and lean on for protection. He is quite possessive, overprotective as well. He tries to explain that he's like that to everyone but to be honest not to the extent he is with you. He was the one that suggested to Belle never to reveal their identity as a Proxy to you for your protection. Wise seems to decide what's best for you without consoling or asking you first.

Wise is very inexperienced when it comes to dating any tends to overthink on every little motion you do. From your small smiles to your hair twirls those little things you do have him up at night.

He's not as talkative or as touchy as his sister but he has his quirks, like in the middle of the night sending you pictures or memes with no contacts at all before disappearing for a few hours. He'd rather hang out with you in person then on the phone or online. His favorite are watching movies with you. Whether in the theater or at home. Horror movies so you can cling to him when you're scared, sad romantic movies so he could wipe your pretty tears, anything.

HIS SISTER IS AN ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK. Don't give me wrong he loves her but sometimes he wishes he was an only child. trying to tell you and show you embarrassing moments from their childhood.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

(separation anxiety)

when ian gets home from his trip with lip, he expects mickey to be all up in his business because it's mickey and it's them and it's true, after a lifetime of fighting for it, when they're not glued at the hip, shit just feels off.

so he expects mickey to b-line it to the front door when he finally steps in. he expects the way he helps himself into ian's space, his hug literally and beautifully immediate. and he expects it to linger - wants it to, frankly. getting to hold his husband again after a week apart is damn near orgasmic. he's been counting down the hours for this very moment.

what he doesn't expect is for mickey to not let go.

it's not a bad thing. ian will gladly hug him until the earth stands still. it's just...

"hey..." he softly chuckles, rubbing mickey's back as he tries to duck his head to get a good look at him. beside them, his luggage lays as forgotten on the floor as when he ditched it on impact. which is good. he's sick of it. it's just... "missed ya..." he smiles, abandoning the impossible task of trying to loosen mickey enough to see his face, and committing instead to a full back rub. "damn baby, you been workin' out while i was gone...?"

because mickey is fucking squeezing. his man is taking this shit seriously, both arms snuck under ian's jacket and wrapped around him so snugly that there's nowhere else for his face to go than pressed firmly into ian's chest. "mm..."

it's not a bad thing. ian loves it. it's just... "wanna hear about whatchya got up to," he says, in hopes of coaxing them into a little movement. "gotta fill me in." as if they haven't been texting at every reasonable, waking hour in his absence. (and as if lip hasn't had something to say about it.)

mickey does this little hum of affirmation into ian's chest. which is...oh so cute. fuck, he really missed him. but they're still not moving. and...

"okay," he chuckles again, kindly and very very gently trying to take a step. and mickey lets him! he does. it's just...he comes with him. takes the step backward with him, still vacuum-sealed to his front. "mick..."

"what..."

"you okay?"

"fuckin' great," he states, and he absolutely means it. it's obvious. and ian's fucking great too, now that he's with him again, it's just...

"feel like i got a layer of airport grime on me," he admits, suddenly very conscious of the fact that he's still in his jacket and plane sweatpants. "gonna let me take a shower?"

"no."

"real quick."

"mm."

a grumble! face pressed possessively into him. staking claim again. "you can come with..." ian floats, his tone lifted high at the end in suggestion.

and...

"fine."

they make it into the shower. their beautiful, familiar shower with their beautiful, dogshit water pressure and ian kinda daydreamed their reunion fuck to be in bed, but he'll definitely accept some slippery, soapy sex.

they don't fuck. literally not an issue. romantic, nasty reunion sex in bed is still on the table because instead of pouncing on him like he thought he would, mickey actually lets ian shower. lets him get all the airport gunk off from his spot standing behind him, warming his back like a perfect little jetpack as ian tells him about his flight in.

it takes longer than necessary but it's not bed. ian loves it, actually. he'd almost feel bad about putting an end to it if he wasn't already coming to a couple conclusions. connecting some dots. about his husband.

because when they're all dried off and clean and comfortable, ian barely has to reach a hand out to him from his spot on the couch before mickey is dropping down into his lap and assuming position.

he wraps his arms around ian's middle, shoving them between his back and the couch. slots his thighs up nice and snug a little lower. buries his face in ian's neck, and he stays there. he commits, his body melting into ian's like it's supposed to be.

and in hindsight, ian feels like a fucking dumbass to not expect this. maybe it was the rush of the trip. the stress of traveling. it had him all one step removed from what was happening at home. but the signs were all there.

all of mickey's texts. 'when you in for the night?' and 'the fucks he got you doin' and 'yo big guy whats the plan for the day' and 'call me when youre back'.

how most nights when they would hang up their facetime call, ian would barely get his phone down before it was lighting up again, mickey on the end with some thinly veiled thing he forgot to tell him, just enough light from their nightstand lamp revealing which of ian's shirts he's wearing that day.

when it was happening, he just thought it was endearing. felt his own sentimentalities validated. but now...

ian wraps his arms around mickey, one hand smoothing up his spine before holding the back of his neck. holding him close. "love you, baby..."

in his lap, mickey makes no moves. but he doesn't need to. he's getting exactly what he needs. and ian wants to give it to him. "glad you're home..."

"yeah... me too..." he's felt that edge of discomfort. that panic. it's not fucking fun. and he's about to do whatever he needs to get his husband feeling right again. "kinda planned on taking you out tonight, but... how'dya feel if i just ordered something in for us...?"

not leave the house.

not leave this bubble.

stay velcroed onto each other, soothing over everything that needs to be soothed over. filling everything that's been emptied.

in his lap, mickey hums in thought. and this time, ian doesn't miss it. he sounds pleased as fuck. "pizza..."

there he is. "yeah?"

"yeah..." he murmurs against his neck. "fuckload of meat..."

and wow, it's got ian smiling. has his chest filling up with this warm, satisfied light. "sounds great, mick..." even as he slides his hands down to support him under his ass. "come get the menu with me, huh..?"

as if mickey has any plans to move from his spot until the pizza gets here. as if ian isn't prepared and eager to carry this man around baby koala style for the rest of the evening.

and as ian hauls his husband up and into the kitchen - as he casually sifts through the junk drawer with one hand, the other holding him up - he can feel it pressing into his neck.

mickey's smile.

it's good to be home.

[redflagshipwriter]

Red Hot Ghouls

Chapter 12 part 2/2

masterpost

Danny leaned forward. “I am listening.” His grip tightened on his drink unintentionally until the plastic creaked. He withdrew his other hand from the bag of chips fragments and rolled the top of the bag shut.

She lifted a finger. “Option one is pretty selfish, in my opinion. But it would work. You could banish him from the Infinite Realms. Assuming he either never dies or dies and does not become a ghost, there are no consequences for this!” She made a cheerful gesture and crinkled her eyes shut along with a grin.

‘She’s so scary sometimes.’

“Assuming he never dies,” Danny repeated incredulously. He put his hands in his hair without even thinking of how he was seasoning himself with salt and vinegar. “Jazz- bestie, I don’t think we should bet on that one. I guess I could ask him if he feels like he’d be really good at not dying?” His voice lilted up. He touched the phone in his pocket, thinking about texting just that. Then he remembered that he was annoyed with Jason for hunting him down as Danny Fenton. He didn't know how Jason did that, but it was rude!

‘Should I tell her that he knows that?’ Danny absently wondered. ‘I don't know what he thinks. It can't be the right thing. Maybe he thinks I'm possessed or something. Maybe disguised, like Sinestra.’

She shrugged unrepentantly. “I said it was kinda selfish. It would totally solve your issue. No connection to the Infinite Realms would mean no channel for the bond between your souls-”

“Ew!”

“Or- okay, how are souls gross?” Jazz demanded.

Danny exaggerated his disgusted face even harder. “Uh, I don’t know, that’s a romantic and unscientific concept that I don’t believe in and feel offended by.” He crossed his arms across his chest to distance himself from that yucky shit. Ugh. Nasty.

“Soul is the literal term used in the reference books, so.” Jazz said dryly, as if that proved a point. Danny rolled his eyes but let it go. “My preferred option is that you marry him properly.”

Danny inhaled once. He steepled his fingers in front of his face.

His sister waited him out patiently, but he could tell that she was internally laughing at him.

“I wouldn't say that's a solution,” Danny finally managed to get out calmly. “Do you see how marrying the guy might be considered an escalation of the unwanted engagement?”

Jazz snickered and held up a hand. “See, that's the thing, you're not engaged. You're fully settled into your current relationship.”

His jaw dropped. “I’m what now?” His stomach lurched violently.

Jazz gave him a little bit of pity but she kept going. “You technically accepted the offering when you took him into your custody.”

Right. He got there and invited Jason into the Specter Speeder. He even took him into the castle. Shit.

‘This is my fault. How can I tell him that?’

He closed his eyes. He took another deep breath and put his hands over his face. “I need a minute,” he managed to get out through his fingers.

‘If I had just left him the fuck alone, I wouldn't have had to deal with this at all. I could have minded my own business. Maybe he would have gotten out of the Ghost Zone on his own, I don't know. I'm not his keeper.’

Oh. Danny winced again and drew his knees up so that he could think his head against it.

He was Jason's keeper. Holy fuckin crap. That weird sacrifice ritual had put Danny in a very real position of both power and stewardship over Jason.

‘I’m missing something,’ Danny realized, and felt like he might throw up. ‘It has to have an impact I don't know about. There's always a catch. But the catch isn't at my expense. What did I do to Jason?’

“Danny?” Jazz had switched to her softest voice. She put a hand on his shoulder. “You've been turtling for a while. What are you thinking?”

Danny bit his lip for a second. He lifted his face a little to watch her face. “There's no way something this messed up doesn't have a serious drawback for Jason. His consent wasn't required at any point. I've got some kind of leverage over him.” He felt a cold dread crawling up his back.

Saying it aloud made him feel like he had a literal rock in his stomach, and he would know! He'd eaten a moon rock before just to see what it was like, and then a few Earth rocks so he could make a useful comparison.

“Oh, Danny.” Jazz tugged him in for a half hug. “Yeah. I know. Do you wanna know the details?”

He drew his shoulders in closer. His chest felt tight. He should say yes. He was a coward for wanting to avoid knowing the details.

“We can come back to that later.” Jazz rubbed at his back. “It's okay.”

“Ahuh,” Danny choked out, thinking about Ember using her hypnotism to make him obsessed with Sam. Thinking about Sam made him think about Freakshow.

He clutched at his chest. It hurt, it felt tight. He swallowed hard. His heart rate started to climb. “I can't do this, Jazz,” he bit out. “I can't- I can't have control over another person like that-”

“Right, right, of course. That's what I mean.” Jazz fully folded him into a hug and pressed hard. He clung to the physical distraction, grounding himself in here and now. “That's what I mean. If you marry him, ghost wise or human side, that upgrades the relationship to one on equal footing. From there, you can dissolve it.”

Danny let out a humorless laugh. “And all I gotta do is get him to marry me, when what he wants is to get away.” He felt a headache coming on. “I think that if I was him, I'd think that was a trick or a trap.”

Jazz winced. “Yeah. Maybe so.”

[miupow]

a/n : finally... here is the final part of the craveverse hcs series!! i hope you guys enjoyed reading these as much as i did writing them !!

CRAVEVERSE ; werewolf!taehyun headcanons ♡ .ᐟ

cw ⸝⸝ sfw + nsfw hcs .ᐟ werewolf!yj (and werewolf!rest of txt) , fem!reader , no dark content warning for these hcs but general dark content warning for crave as an au. breeding kink, unprotected sex, knotting, possessive and protective behavior

SFW ;

-> crave!tyun who hated and didn’t trust humans, who was afraid of them. who was the only one who rejected the idea of keeping you around, thought it was a bad idea. but he won’t argue with yeonjun; he’s loyal to his leader, and if it’s what he wants… he’ll put up with it. doesn’t mean he’s happy about it though.

-> crave!tyun who is yeonjun’s right hand man. he’s sworn complete loyalty to him, has the utmost respect for him because he rescued him when he was at his lowest.. and while he doesn’t always agree with yeonjun he will do absolutely anything he asks.

-> crave!tyun who helps yeonjun with big pack decisions, who uses his intelligence and level head to make the best decisions for the pack. he can reign in his instincts and emotions enough to think logically and rationally. (soobin is the second most rational lol)

-> crave!tyun who is extremely cold to you at first, aloof and gruff, hardly talks to you at all abd when he does it’s very short and clipped. a little rude even.

-> crave!tyun who slowly gets warmer and warmer, who smiles while admiring your pretty face when you aren’t looking his way, who has his walls torn down slowly by your sweet, gentle soul, your unwavering kindness, your bravery.

-> crave!tyun who likes to show off to you by showing off his strength :3 doing physical tasks, flexing his muscles, picking heavy things up for you >< pretends to be annoyed with helping you out but he secretly loves it

-> crave!tyun who gets addicted to your touch and your love, who melts away inside when you tend to his cuts and scratches, bandages up his wounds, makes sure he eats,.. it’s such mate behavior, and he’s absolutely weak for it

-> crave!tyun who is the most romantic behind his cold and rough exterior, who gives you the most meaningful gifts, who charms you with the most poetic, passionate sweet talk !! he’s full of such a gentle, intense loving

-> crave!tyun who only tells you about his past once you catch him at his lowest, who becomes so open and honest with you

-> crave!tyun who takes the longest to fall in love, but he loves the strongest. he would do kill and die for you actually

NSFW ; (under the cut!)

-> crave!tyun who loves to worship your perfect body, makes sure you know just how beautiful and sexy he thinks you are <3

-> crave!tyun who has the least intense ruts, who usually just toughs it out and busies himself and acts like business as usual … but theyve been slowly getting worse and worse since you waltzed your way into his life … now he can hardly think straight, needs to hole up in his room or go for a run through the woods… curse you!!

-> crave!tyun who has the shortest cock but it’s sooo thickkk, stretches you so goood!!! enough to leave you whimpering and whining, clawing at his buff arms :3

-> crave!tyun who doesn’t fuck you until you’re dying from the sexual tension!! he wants you to want it, wants you to beg for him before he cracks and gives you what you want . you’re yeonjun’s anyway… at least that’s what he tells himself…

-> crave!tyun who fucks his fist often because he won’t fuck you, but he loves to make sure you can hear him <3 so nasty and wet as he fists his cock, growls and pants like a dog as he chases his release… makes your pussy throb and your thighs clench together !!

-> crave!tyun who doesn’t have that big of a breeding kink like the others, so he’s obsessed with marking you in another way… by cumming all over your skin, gets his scent nice and thick on you :3 cums on your ass, on your tummy, on your tits, your face… loves making a mess out of you !!

-> crave!tyun who fucks your throat rough and nasty when he’s especially angry!! back against the wall with your knees on the floor, gripping your hair in his hands keeping you still as he thrusts into your mouth.. balls slapping your chin.. he loves sex that isn’t typical penetrative sex iykwim!!!

-> crave!tyun who is so mean when he’s fucking you!! but is so sweet and kind afterwards, who gives you the best aftercare <333

[dilfismz]

NSFW Alphabet

Art the Clown x FEM! reader

Warnings: Buckle up…this is nasty. Art himself is a warning, ass play, canon typical violence, knife play, blood, unprotected sex, oral sex, mentions of death (NOT reader!!), fellatio performed on a gun, choking, hints towards free use, vaginal fingering, tell me if I forgot anything please.

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Aftercare, what they’re like after sex

It honestly depends on how developed your relationship with Art is. The first few times you slept together it was more of a mess around and leave situation. However, you truly weren’t upset about this as you’re very much aware of what he could have done to you afterward.

Once the two of you have gotten into some sort of twisted routine there’s a bit more of an “aftercare” situation. He’ll go straight to his warped equivalent of work most of the time. He likes to have you sit and watch as he works on one of his new weapons of mutilation. You’re like a pretty little token of motivation that he can peer over at whenever he pleases. Along with that, part of you thinks he likes dangling the fact that if he truly wanted to partake in your gory demise he is very capable.

Body Part, their favorite body part of theirs and yours

Art never cared much to focus on something as human and vain as his own appearance. However, since he knows you’re quite fond of his hands he’d probably choose them as his favorite as well. Especially since he enjoys the raw strength he possesses, which often times revolves around mutilating with his hands.

As for you, he loves your pretty little neck. Art loves marking you as his own…whether that’s by leaving hickeys along your nape, kissing up and down your neck so that black face paint litters your form, or wrapping his hands around you and squeezing just hard enough to leave dark purple bruises. Sometimes he does squeeze a bit too hard/long causing you to pass out. But you’ve learned to enjoy it. Something about being completely helpless at the Miles County Clowns disposal lights a fire in your lower belly….probably because you know deep down he’d never truly hurt you. At least you’re 80% sure…

Cum, anything to do with cum basically

He couldn’t care less about leaving a mess behind. He likes to cum on your face, neck, or chest and let it dry, as to mark you as his own. His loads are pretty large as well so good luck with that.

Dirty Secret, a dirty secret of theirs

Nothing really comes as a surprise with him. He wears his kinks on his sleeve, not concerned about judgement…he has no dirty secrets. He’ll act on his urges and he knows you’ll let him.

Experience, how experienced are they

He genuinely had no experience before you. Sure, Art had experience lust before…blood lust, a carnal need to maim and torture. However, he’d never imagined being physical with anyone or even anything…including his fist. That was until you came along…

Favorite position this goes without saying

This sassy diva loves to be pleased. Sure, he’ll fuck you and of course he loves it…but if he can feel the same amount of pleasure without doing any work of his own…

Ya his favorite position is cowgirl. He often will slide a box cutter or blade across your chest and lick up the crimson droplets while you’re bouncing up and down. He’ll also occasionally slip a finger in your ass while you’re riding him.

Goofy, is he serious or goofy during sex

Serious. Sure he’s a bit silly (okay a LOT a bit silly) sometimes but not during sex.

Hair, how well groomed are they?

Look at this man’s teeth and tell me that you think he’s well groomed down there. He’s not. At all.

Intimacy how are they during the moment, romantic?

Umm romance is definitely looks different to him than it does to you but…you appreciate his efforts. If he thinks tying down the guy that harassed you on the way to work and forcing him to watch is romantic than more power to him. You appreciate it to your own surprise. It’s funny how being with Art has changed your moral compass.

Jack off, masturbation HCs

He doesn’t need to. He has you and he knows you’ll let him take you whenever.

Kink, his kinks

Art is so fucking freaky. His kinks include but definitely are not limited to breath play, knife play, choking, watersports (🙈), ass play, and period sex.

Location, favorite place to do the do

Anywhere. And I mean anywhere.

Motivation, what turns him on

Seeing you helpless in any way really gets him going. Art loves dangling the power imbalance in front of you as much as he can. It truly excites him how much faith you have him, that he’ll leave you relatively unharmed.

No, something they wouldn’t do

Not much. The only thing that he doesn’t enjoy sexually is giving you control. Submission is not Art’s forte.

Oral, preferences in giving or receiving etc

Definitely receiving, he sometimes even places the barrel of an (unloaded!) gun in your mouth. He likes watching you struggle and squirm due to the fact that the very thing he’s using for your pleasure has also been used to detriment others. Art will often times have you jerk him off and shove the barrel deeper into you as he gets bored with your pace.

Pace, are they fast and rough or slow and sensual

Art is many things but a romantic is definitely not one of them. The only time you two have slowed the pace down a bit is when he came to you injured. He’d waltzed into your house, large gashes across his stomach and arms, oozing crimson blood. You’d cleaned him up decently, but also knew you couldn’t do much since he does have a regenerative healing factor. You’d offered to ride him afterword, bouncing up and down on his cock slowly as you stroked his face. He appreciated the extra doting.

Quickie, their opinions on quickies

Art loves to take risks so of course he’s a fan of quickies.

Risks,do they take risks?

Hell fucking ya. You’ve lost count of the amount of times Art has bent you over a dumpster and had his way with you. Not your proudest moments…

Stamina, how many rounds

With Art’s healing factor he could, hypothetically go forever. It honestly depends on the situation and how long it’s been since you last had sex.

Toys, do they own or use toys?

Art doesn’t need toys, he pleases you with whatever he wants…within reason. He loves to take you from behind and trace a blade over the globes of your ass. Sometimes if the handle is metal he’ll even insert it into you and watch as you cringe in discomfort.

Unfair, how much do they like to tease

Art wouldn’t necessarily categorize playing with you as teasing, per say. He just likes to push you to your limits and observe what you can handle and where the line is drawn between sexual pleasure and blatant discomfort.

Volume, how loud they are/what sounds they make

Well our boy is mute so not much is left to interpret there. He does, however enjoy all the sounds you make and he even sometimes makes fun of you for them. He’ll contort his face into mock pleasure and bat his eyelids after an especially loud moan.

Wild card, a random head-canon

Unfortunately Art often mistakes acts of violence as acts of service. He’ll bring you the severed fingers of a specifically nasty person in your life, showing you that you won’t have to deal with them anymore.

X-ray, what’s going on under that costume?

Art is an impressive length, standing erect at about 9 inches. He’s of average thickness besides around the head of his cock, which is a bit thicker than usual. He also curves upwards.

Yearning, how high is their sex drive

Art can turn on and off like a light switch, he’s very flexible in that way.

Zzz, how quickly they fall asleep after

He doesn’t 😃 but he’s happy to lay under you.

[veritas-scribblings]

row - @bartylusmicrofic - words: 1,180 - [explicit / NSFW]

Before Barty can get a word in edgewise, the wall behind him explodes in cloud of dust and plaster and wood and he has to duck for cover to avoid getting knocked out. Because, he thinks, there is no way he’s going to allow Regulus to win this one on the mere grounds of being unable to fight back due to lack of consciousness. He’s not going to go down without a fight, and if he has to take Regulus down with him, then so be it. It’s always been a secret dream of Barty’s for them to kill each other, to die together. There’s something darkly sinister and romantic about it, he thinks.

And when the dust clears, Regulus Black is gone.

‘What the actual fuck,’ Barty breathes, ‘was that?’

‘Well,’ Evan says, eyeing Barty like for all his intelligence, he’s still the stupidest creature in all four corners of the wizarding world, ‘I’m not exactly an authority on what is considered “socially acceptable” or “normal” in any sense of the word…but I do believe it’s not “normal” or “acceptable” to ask your best friend to sleep with you when you’re shagging your other best friend. Especially when said other best friend is Regulus Black.’

‘We always sleep together! Like that’s anything new. Sleep. Sleeping. Sleeping, not fucking. Actual genuine sleep.’ And a little bit (or a lot, if he’s honest) of cuddling too, but that’s also nothing new. It’s also something Barty knows will probably not help his case right now.

So sue him, he likes to cuddle. So fucking what.

It means nothing. Regulus could have joined them and cuddled too.

Evan laughs. And when Evan laughs, a truly rare event, Barty knows he’s very likely up shit creek without a paddle. ‘Sure, that’s true. Before you were dating Regulus Black.’

Barty pauses, frowns. ‘We’re dating?’ he asks. Because he hasn’t quite been able to figure out this new dynamic he has with Regulus, other than that it’s messy and involves a lot of nudity, a lot of arguments and a lot of orgasms. And, really, he’s completely here for all of the above.

‘Well, you’re certainly fucking. Every chance you get. And Regulus is possessive and wants to kill you. And you’re utterly clueless and being a menace. And between the two of you, you’ve managed to blow several holes in our house and collectively traumatise all of our neighbours. So I’d say that sounds a lot like dating to me. But who am I to make assumptions.’ 

‘Oh shit, you’re right, he tried to kill me,’ Barty realises, glancing over his shoulder wide-eyed to where Regulus has likely departed for his bedroom. ‘He tried to kill me.’ And then, louder, angrier, ‘The son of a whore just tried to kill me!’

Evan just rolls his eyes and drops down on to the couch, which is now dusty with the ghost of Regulus’s murderous tantrum. ‘Oh, for fucks sake…’

Barty takes the stairs two-by-two, wand in hand, because this is completely unacceptable. Regulus will not be doing any killing alone. Any killing committed within the borders of their ‘apparently dating slash relationship’ will be instigated and enacted by Barty, unless Regulus were to agree that the aforementioned killing be entirely mutual. Because Barty will not rest—no, he will be a tormented soul—if some other being were to put their filthy hands on Regulus. No, if Barty is to die—and he will, if Regulus so demands it—then he is damned well taking Regulus with him.

And maybe Evan too, because it would be cruel of them to leave Evan out and to leave him all alone.

Just as Barty enters the bedroom, a spell whirls towards him and he has barely enough time to leap out of the way before it hits the wall behind him with a deafening crack.

‘You absolute fucking lunatic!’ Barty screams. He hurls a spell back at Regulus. A hex, really. The nasty kind that burns the drapes around the bed in a blast and a waft of acrid, sour, sulphuric smoke.

And normally Barty is quick and sharp-witted and clever. But Regulus is his weakness. Regulus makes him slow and stupid, because Regulus is so beautiful in his righteous fury that Barty is blinded. Distracted. Regulus is fists flying: to Barty’s face, to Barty’s stomach. Regulus is angry, angry words, yelling: ‘I hate you, you stupid cunty shit, I hate you, you stupid fucking prick.’ Regulus is promises of: ‘I swear, if you do that again, I’ll dismember your stupid fucking body and they’ll never stop finding pieces of you. Ever.’

But two can play this game. Barty will merge the two of them together, they’ll find pieces of them both forever. He presses the tip of his wand into Regulus’s stomach (because he loves Regulus’s divine face and his wicked tongue that says acid words and can do such sinful things) and says, ‘Baby, I got you, let’s do us both.’

Regulus shoves him up against the wall, a knee between Barty’s legs, hands pinning his wrists to the smooth, wooden panelling. And when he attacks Barty’s mouth, it’s all teeth and tastes metallic. And he bites and he tugs like he wants it to hurt, and Barty maps out this new territory with thrilled interest.

He likes it, he thinks, how Regulus’s hands pull at his shirt and scratch at his chest, draws blood, leaves marks.

As a teenager, Barty had quickly discovered that he really likes sex. He likes the slow kind that’s all about discovery, about new tastes, new sensations, about learning what makes Regulus moan, what makes him cry out and swear, what makes his back arch and his hips buck. 

Barty likes the hard and fast kind, the kind where he’s chasing his own pleasure, that’s intense and whites-out his brain, that has Regulus begging, and that Barty honestly thinks might lead him to truly, genuinely dying one day.

Barty is now discovering he likes the angry, hateful kind. The kind that burns and vibrates beneath his skin, leaves his blood boiling and steaming until he is nothing but rage and ash. The kind that hurts a bit in all the right ways. That bruises and leaves marks on his skin that he will wear as trophies. 

Evan is standing in the doorway of Regulus's bedroom looking more than a little bit irritated. And Barty is close. He’s so damned close it’s about to consume him and he’s sure they’ll die together, all of them. Because Regulus is on top of him, hands planted securely on Barty’s chest, his hips working sharply in rapid bursts, rocking, riding Barty with such intensity, such fervour that Barty thinks Regulus is about to take them both to the depths of heaven or hell. Barty grips the sheets, chants obscenities like a mantra, certain he is about to shatter into a million particles and transcend the physical plane to a world where only sensation exists.

Somewhere on the periphery of his consciousness, Evan mutters, ‘Oh, fuck me, I was sure you guys would be murdering each other, not fucking it out.’

[keis-slut]

hi i love ur writing!!! can u maybe do a fnaf sb kink/fetish headcanon thing? all characters pls 🥹🤍

OH MY GOD??????⁉️⁉️⁉️

DOING IT RN YES???⁉️⁉️⁉️

i’m going to try my best to put EVERY detail i possibly can in this and explain as much as I can, just give you guys a feast LMFAO.

FNAF SB CHARACTER KINK HEADCANONS (NSFW)

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GLAMROCK FREDDY

-fuck, y’all…

-i think he’s the most inexperienced of them all, but once you get him started, he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing for some reason. he just does it all right, and so good too???

- he’s oddly always horny though, but feels embarrassed when he does stuff to himself, and honestly isn’t a big fan of it

-he’s the sweetest in bed and mostly vanilla, but if you tell him what you’re into, he’ll immediately like it and do whatever you ask, he’s here to please you

-this even includes being nasty, mean, degrading you, surprisingly

-as much as y’all might roll your eyes at this next hc…uhm he be rolling his eyes back when you call him daddy, let’s be fr.

-he loves the idea of his “father figure” personality turning to a sexual thing as well and getting someone off.

-if you have daddy issues, freddy fazfuck is here to help.

-he loves being called daddy and seen as superior or in charge, never in an abuse of power kinda way, but a protective way, even though the idea does get him off.

-he loves receiving oral SO much, just watching the way his cock disappears behind your lips, he finds it so beautiful to look at.

-he finds you so beautiful to look at

-he also loves playing with your hair (platonic or romantic), like when cuddling, or holding it back prettily as you suck him off

-he’s obsessed with the noises you make, he loves hearing you moan for his cock, especially when you get so loud he’s forced to see the sight of your mouth being covered by his large hand.

-also he’s not the biggest possessive or jealous type, but he can’t lie and say he has never thought of possibly the others hearing you scream “daddy!” loud and clear from his greenroom.

-the vibrations of your moans on his larger hand almost makes him go completely feral, but he manages to keep his composure.

-he’s not very loud himself, but he does a lot of praise of how good it feels and he’s more of a talker

-telling you how well you’re taking him, calling you pretty names, always making you feel good

-“my pretty superstar, taking daddy so well…such a good girl”

-he’s does kinda grunt a lot though, he mostly just holds back on his noises so he could hear you

-he’s all top, you’ll never see him as a bottom and i don’t think you guys want that anyway

-you’d rather be calling him daddy as his fazcock stretches ur fazpussy

-he WILL beg you to ride him though, he’s obsessed with you in his lap, up and down on him, the way your hips move. reverse cowgirl is good too, still gives a great view of your hips.

-he loves your hips, GOD, he loves your hips.

-did i say he loves your hips?

-grabbing them with his big hands while you ride him, feeling you move and leading you as you take him.

-definitely a thighs kinda guy. hips and thighs.

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GLAMROCK CHICA

-OKAY UHM.

-i feel like she comes off all cute, girly and innocent and everything, but she’s into A LOT.

-and they’re “weird”, maybe even taboo.

-cunnilingus at its finest, she’s in love with women, even tho i hc she’s pansexual.

-she’s also a switch but more of a massive top.

-she loves when you can surprise her sometimes and be top, she finds it so amusing, but will slowly melt if you keep going, letting you take control.

-LOVES BOOBS

-she’s so fun during sex though, she giggles a lot and jokes around, it’s the best when you can fuck, laugh, and fuck again like nothing happened.

-with her love for eating, and food, and her being used for food representation for literally ever, i have this small (reallybig) idea that she’s indulged in the feederism community to a degree.

-i just have a feeling she loves the idea of getting you drunken and sleepy on eating a lot, then fucking you all drowsy.

-this goes for aftercare too, she also loves just snacking a lot with you or even feeding you, giving you snacks to try etc.

-this also goes for her obsession with squeezing all the right places (like her loving boobs, she’ll squeeze them constantly) but even with thighs or hips/waist, like love handles, or if you have the cutest tummy. she loves tummies.

-the idea of you begging her to let you finish, omg, she’s so into edging she’ll keep you going all night.

-she praises alot though, loves calling you “good girl/boy”, telling you how good you’re holding up for her, as it’s been almost 2 hrs of edging

-she just loves admiring you while she makes you feel good

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ROXANNE WOLF

-100% top, don’t fight me, im right.

-and she’s a lesbian LOL she loves pussy

-loves calling you pup, read my roxy smut RN.

-needs you to be begging for it.

-absolutely needs to be doggy style, no pun intended, she’s such an ass person, she has to see that RECOIL.

-rough as fuck, hard, fast, animalistic thrusts.

-she loves when your brain cannot keep up, she’ll call you her braindead little bitch.

-as you can see, she’s into degrading. her praise is extremely limited during sex, it’s very rare and when/if it does come out, it needs to be taken lightly, it’s all false sympathy.

-even though she’s extremely degrading to you, she needs you to praise her during sex. has you telling her how well she’s doing, how good she feels, who you belong to, etc.

-“tell me i’m the best, say it, now, filthy bitch” “you’re the best, you feel so good, fuck!”, “more please, im all yours! I belong to you!”

-“and this pretty pussy belongs to who? tell me, pathetic pup” “you! it’s all yours, roxy!”

-aftercare is very different, she uses sex to be absolutely disgusting to you, but she will do ANYTHING for you after sex to make you feel like a queen, she’s the sweetest and most caring ever.

-she knows that you know she means nothing she says to you during sex.

-she has every single toy you could think of, she’s a huge toy person. she probably has like 5 different sets of strapons and 20 different dildos.

-loves when you wear a remote control vibrator during a show and she can see you squirming right in the front row as she controls it, how you watch her perform, begging her with your eyes to either stop, or make you cum already.

-uhm she shows off a lot so she’ll leave marks all over you, more than likely using her teeth on your neck, so others know you belong to her and they know who’s marks they are.

-she’s not into choking much (unless you are), she’s more into grabbing a fistfull of your hair and pulling your head back while plowing you from behind. she needs you to arch your back inhumanely just for her.

-although, ironic, she does have a collar and a leash which is the closest you’ll get to being choked by her, using this is convenient since you’re more often going from behind. she loves the control.

-also never pull her hair. ever.

-she’s extremely possessive, she would never want to share you. you’re hers and only hers. don’t ever talk about being poly or having threesomes or anything. chicas joked about it before and roxy almost ripped her beak off. she’d never let chica join, or anyone for that matter. you’re hers.

-so she’d be more than happy to let anyone else watch her pound what belongs to her, and dream.

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MONTGOMERY GATOR

-lord help me.

-prepare to be destroyed, just like his greenroom.

-he’s so into the idea of seeing how big he is inside you. like

-tummy bulge>>>>> ,uhm yes

-will fuck and overstimulate you into a screaming mess, he wants you to make a mess of yourself

-he’s into bodily fluids and stuff, i don’t even know if i should say it all bc i’m sure you know, but he wants you to let it ALL out. make a mess of everything, everywhere. and he’ll fuck you until it all comes out.

-and just like roxy, he’s also mean during sex, and degrades alot. he’s not as nice as roxy during the aftercare though, but he still cares alot. he’s big and scary but can be a big baby at times.

-he’s into noncon, also somnophilia, just the idea of taking advantage of someone so little like you.

-this includes size kink too, he loves how small you are compared to him.

-face fucking and head pushing !!!

-all of this is also ofc WITH CONSENT he’s really not actually an asshole, he’s respectful.

-he’s the type that would have a threesome, probably with roxy, the idea of both of them using you like that has him feral. (roxy only agreeing to this in a world where you’re montys and not hers, cuz again, she’d never share you)

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SUN/MOON

-sun is submissive, moon is dominant, im just gonna start with that obvious point.

-sun is a begger 100%, and is always looking for attention, doesn’t matter how, but he will beg.

-SO good at finger fucking (it’s like the only thing he could rlly do tho, he can’t eat you)

-his slender fingers just curl and reach all the right places, and he loves praising.

-but his praise is a lil scary, it’s like overly happy praising, he’ll just be in complete awe constantly, thanking you over and over again for the experience and letting him touch you.

-lots of moaning, he’s so loud and won’t shut up.

-he loves when you take control and tell him what to do to you, yknow?

-also uhm call him a good boy for doing what you asked and see what happens.

-“put them in, now curl them-yeah, like that, good boy, sun, good boy”

-he’ll melt completely, he’ll giggle uncontrollably, his wires and gears clicking and twitching in excitement as you ride his fingers.

-he cannot ever keep his hands to himself like he’s always gotta be touching you, he’s OBSESSED.

-definitely obsessive type, clingy asf

-MOON, OKAY SWITCH THE PERSONALITY.

-some of sun is still the same with moon, like moon is definitely also OBSESSEDOBSESSEDOBSESSED with you.

-(like monty) somnophilia, next.

-this includes getting himself off to you asleep^ (consensually ofc)

-also good with fingers, same as sun, although is more driven by the look of the mess you’ve left on his fingers.

-always fascinated by seeing how many he can fit and how much he can stretch you out. and he thinks you’re so pretty down there, he’s a starer.

-he would most definitely try and keep an item of your clothing and always smell it, your scent never failing to get him off.

-into praise degradation, like calling you pretty, followed by something derogatory.

-his fingers, like i’ve mentioned, you’re both obsessed with them, not only when he fingers you, but he’s so into sticking them in your mouth and gagging you with them.

-fucking you in missionary, he loves watching your tongue swirl around his fingers, and when you suck on them

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DJMM

-this is so funny i even have to say this but he loves having music on when having sex, there has to be music

-I also feel like you can never tell when he’s being jokingly flirty with you, or if he’s genuinely trying to be suggestive and serious.

-because he jokingly flirts all the time, this is the reason you have every word to “Careless Whisper” memorized, he loves randomly playing it to be a goof.

-because of how big he is, there’s an obvious size kink, but he’s extremely gentle with you. not like monty’s size kink and the idea of taking advantage of someone so small, his is more like in a cute way, taking care of you, ur so itty bitty.

-I saw this around and on other posts before and i cannot help but agree that since he’s much bigger there’s not much he can do, but so his whole body vibrates? like when you play music so loud in a car, the sound waves and bass makes the car shake and vibrate. yeah like that so uh, he finds great pleasure in watching you rut on his finger as he’s vibrating.

-he loves this so much, he’ll even start messing with you by pausing and playing the music to fuck with the vibrations

-almost like edging you, honestly

-he’ll do whatever it takes to prolong your finish, just so he could keep watching you come undone

-the way your tiny body bounces and rubs against literally any part of him to get off.

-watching this, he gets a great view of your boobs.

-since he can’t really touch you or do a lot to you, he loves when you put on a little show for him while you use his vibrating body.

-making faces, fixing your hair, changing positions, all because he’s watching. he loves to just watch you.

-also uhm he calls you beautiful nonstop???? his fav word to use for you

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VANNY/VANESSA

-so vanny and vanessa i find different, almost like sun and moon but obviously vanessa is a person.

-i’ll start with vanny.

-vanny is very dominant, very cocky more than confident.

-vanny does not like being vulnerable at all, so she’ll always take control. this is because i feel vanessa uses vanny to be someone who’s stronger and better than how insecure she actually is, for explanation.

-during sex she refuses to take off her mask, but she’ll take off the rest of her outfit.

-with women, scissoring is a favorite. but she has to be on top, she has to be the one putting the pressure on you, thrusting into you, just be on top.

-more catering towards men (also women if strapon) she likes to ride if it means she’s still in that control.

-just, do not let her on the bottom.

-same goes for handjob (not blow since she refuses to take off her mask), she wants you to be a whining, crying mess for her to let you finish.

-so she’s literally the type of person to listen to whimpering and whining audios of guys LOL.

-same girl.

-huge tease too, she’ll make you actually feel shitty, but if you’re into that then you’ll like it in the moment, so who cares?

-big fan of JOI, she loves to just be bossy and tell you what to do. she’ll never let you take charge.

-also she’ll choke the shit out of you, way into choking/breath play, anything to have you lightheaded and gasping

-also if you ask her, she’ll tie you up too. more into handcuffs though secretly, since vanessa is a security guard type thing.

-so, yeah, vanessa now, uhm

-officer vanessa I-

-I believe you are a switch

-going for vanessa now, i think she’s still got some top in her if you get her riled up enough, she can definitely be a hot dom.

-maybe if you tease her when she’s had a bad day at work or in a bad mood in general, that’s when you’ll get dom vanessa

-and she’d love to be called mommy, oh lord, try that out.

-but that also goes for when she’s a bottom, she’ll whine and cry, “mommy! mommy…”.

-she’s very into oral too, more so into receiving, when it comes to girls

-when it comes to guys though, she’ll be on her knees, she is the headmaster (lol get it? head? master? yeaaahashahahah…)

-she’s like scarily good at giving head

-other than that, she’s quite vanilla, honestly

-she does like a little praise too, like calling her pretty and things like that, telling her how good she feels

-maybe a hair tug here and there

-also possibly the occasional security guard roleplay into sex

I HOPE THESE WERE GOOD‼️‼️

I tried to add as many characters as I could think of, but if there are any you guys would want to see specifically, just let me know!!

I like doing nsfw hcs LOL

[colourstreakgryffin]

scratch that lamia Obanai request cause I got a better one. Platonic yandere lamia Obanai with a darling reader who absolutely fucking LOVES snakes.

Fuck yes, let’s goooo! My lovely danger noodle~! Now he is a actual danger noodle! Obi~!

Yandere! Platonic! KNY Hashira Scenarios: Naga! Iguro Obanai

Obanai always scared humans away, when one would cross him. Hissing and whipping his mighty tail as he could never associate with humans, they’re all cowards and hate anything slightly different. His nasty opinion on humans change when he meets you

Somebody who didn’t run away or scream. Somebody who played with his black and white striped serpentine tail, whilst asking how it came to be. He is very confused but he doesn’t bother scaring you off as he just watches you stroke his tail, wonder and amazement crashing on him like a waterfall

Obanai falls in love with you in a instant and he just can’t be away from you, you live in his mind rent free. Obanai is grumpy and irritated when you aren’t before him and when you return to chat with him, his world brightens up again. You’ve taken his heart, please look after it

Obanai is a very scary Yandere, both platonic and romantic. His growing obsession over you is to keep you as his friend, keep you loving him and his snakely attributes so you’ll avoid other humans. They can’t do what he can do! And he doesn’t mind getting a bit violent to get what he wants

Obanai definitely not above taking his rivals’ lives away. In-fact, he will happily kill every other friend you have so you end up alone and desperate for friendship. Obanai tracks down his enemies and chokes them out with his tail, threatening them and roaring that they will die before they even look at you again

And yes. Every human he tracks down, never comes back as he either snaps their neck or tears out their vital organs. He won’t bring back the body, but he hides them from you as to avoid making you scared of him

Obanai stalks you all the time when you aren’t right besides him and chatting away. He needs to know everything he possibly can to use to make you fall deeper in passionate love for him so you won’t stop being his friend and admiring his snake frame. It’s all means to keep you as his and make him you’re only friend

Obanai coils himself around you and holds you in the bundle of his tail when you proclaim you’re tired. It’s not that warm, but it’s tall enough to act as a bed and when you fall asleep, his heart leaps for the skies. You like him a lot, you just must!

Obanai isn’t use to praise at all. He just thought of himself as morbidly hideous for his Naga anatomy and disgusting face scars but you never care about that. You like him and his Naga anatomy a lot, since you always say you love snakes. He plays a lot into being a snake

Obanai‘s acting has gotten a lot better as he has to pretend somebody else is after you, when it’s actually him, who is behind the curtain and pulling the strings to take away everybody who loves you. But he’d rather die then let you know that and try run away from him

Even Platonic! Obanai is as possessive, obsessive and delusional, just like his usual Yandere self. He genuinely believes he is entitled to you since you accepted him and you let him live with you, and he clings onto you anytime he is with you in public. He doesn’t usually go out but when he does, he is pulling you away from people with half-ass excuses

Obanai will eventually kidnap you and take you to his burrow, away from humanity. Sure, he isn’t in love with you in that way, his love is platonic but it’s so powerful that he doesn’t want to find a mate or any of the sorts. He just wants you to stay his friend forever and he curls himself around you, hugging you as you sob in fear

You were completely tricked and it hurt. Obanai seemed like a sweet shy Naga who just needed friends. No, he is a sick obsessed psycho who has forced you into a cave, against your will. He broke your heart but his delusion-fucked mind won’t recognise that, convinced you are relieved that it’s just you two now

“Dokusha. You can barely walk, allow me to help, you’re exhausted. What? No. I can pick you up, I have the strength to. Plus, you weigh like the sweetest gentle leaves— I mean, you weigh nothing!”

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Yandere Alphabet - ABIJ

A/N: Let’s get the mafia trilogy fandom going shall we?? Here’s a little Alphabet dessert for ya ;) I know y’all love Sam so here he isss…

Warnings: Yandere so mentions of violence, forced relationships, toxicity blahhh blahhhh blahhhh

Requests: are open 24/7 for any characters on my masterlist

Masterlist

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Sam is not an outwardly physically nor emotionally affectionate person. We know him to be extremely reserved with a high sense of professionalism and this carries into his romantic life as well. Even deep into his obsessions with you he isn’t as romantically intense as someone like Paulie would be towards their darling; especially not in public.

(In private he does cuddle and do the whole shabang but it isn’t overwhelming)

Yes I know he is a proclaimed lady killer but I personally like to think it only applies to women he’s trying to sleep with. The whole shtick is a fake persona. It's for people he wants to exploit but for you…he’s different because his love is “true”.

Basically still charming but toned down a little and closer to his authentic self.

He does however love giving you gifts and little trinkets that he buys or “borrows”. It’s his way of saying I love you and I’m constantly thinking about you. He also likes to use affectionate terms that are reserved only for you like “sweetheart” “my girl” “doll”

(You can see how he is with Sarah, still charming but there’s a lot of respect there for her and he doesn’t cross a boundary unlike the women he sexualizes)

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

The man is in the mafia..need I say more???

He’s willing to do anything to protect and keep you. We saw his hidden temper by the end of the game. Usually, it would be under control and not much could make him lose himself but when it comes to you he just can’t help it. He’s a ticking time bomb now and he doesn’t like when anyone flirts or even looks in your direction. He’s not afraid to kill someone in cold blood or send a hit out on someone’s head. Abusing his power in the mob is absolutely nothing to him, he’s willing to do anything to make sure all other competition or potential danger is out of the way.

No man in Lost Haven is exempt from being beaten to a bloody pulp for disrespecting either of you, even the new recruits know they cannot fuck around.

Might even start a street war just for you…

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Very stereotypical nuclear family. He wants to marry you, buy a house and have kids.

Maybe get a dog? Nahh he doesn’t like animals…

He’s a traditional man and wants to make the best possible life for you and the kids especially with him being an immigrant coming from nothing.

Regardless if you want this or not, Sam will still carry these plans out. This is the life of every Italian man of his time and he refuses to take anything less.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Sam won’t ever give anyone the satisfaction of admitting it but yes he gets so jealous.

You’re his and how dare someone mess with his prize possession. Extremely territorial over you and It consumes him to the point he does act out regularly on his compulsions. His charismatic gray eyes are almost always plotting something dark and sinister for whosoever crossed him.

By the way, Sam wouldn't ever get physical with you but if you ever got caught giving attention to another, it will end in a pretty nasty argument and him keeping you locked up for days on end.

[yarugawitch]

Nnoitra/reader: Non-specific SFW and NSFW headcanons

Copied from my main acc. Was originally a request. As I said in the original post I think I was a bit dry because imo the dynamic with him heavily depends on the circumstances so you can always leave a request for something more specific or for AU headcanons :3c

>Masterpost

SFW:

He'd deny having any feelings even to himself but he'd be so terribly obnoxious with it that it's literally impossible not to notice. He's too clingy, too possessive, too annoying, too prone to jealousy and likes to get in your face both literally and figuratively. There's no such thing as personal space for this man I fear. Grabbing you by the wrists? Yes. Tugging at your ears? Yeah. Leaning closer to grab you by the face or annoyingly lick it if you're not paying attention? Sure

He's in a constant battle with himself and gives mixed messages all the time. At some point Nnoitra can hint at something or make a borderline romantic/sexual comment but once you confront him or make your own move he'd just hit you with his usual "What the hell are you saying?!" bs. The gaslighting is so real. Nnoitra is like an aggressive cat that yearns for affection with this one. He keeps you at arm's length and even though it's obvious he wants something - trying to get close when he's not ready will result in a nasty scratch

Calling someone he doesn't hate by their name is very intimate to him. So usually it's just "hey you", "idiot", "woman", "human", "shinigami", "quincy", etc.

Nnoitra suffers from cute aggression. There's nothing he'd actually consider cute in this situation of course but if something you did made him feel a little too much or he just happened to be next to you for too long his first immediate response is to want to squash you, break one of your limbs or bite a chunk out of you. Both because he can't deal with his own emotions and because "how fucking dare you"

Both him and Jaegerjaquez are very sensitive to smell and to Nnoitra your scent is very calming. I don't think he's desperate enough to constantly follow you and sniff you lmao but he's definitely stealing something that belongs to you for later. If you're fortunate/unfortunate enough to have the fifth Espada as your roommate and you're away for too long he will rummage through your closet to make a nest out of your clothing or occupy your pillow

The way he sleeps in front of you and whether he does or not in general is very telling. Imo he's a very light and restless sleeper. Constantly on his toes even in his slumber. Eons in Hueco Mundo can do things to you. So if he doesn't take fetal position to hide his stomach with you, won't literally jump up at the slightest of sounds and naps in your presence sometimes - congrats

I think he'd confess only if the situation is so dire he'd rather die than not do this. Like for example if you're having a huge fight and you're so close to leaving he's almost shaking and ripping his hair out out of stress which doesn't happen a lot. Or if there's someone showing interest in you and they're very much successful at making you happy. Then it's a question of defending what he thinks is his even though he won't admit it. Would he actually try to kill the other person? I mean it depends really but if it's Grimmjow or Szayel then fucking sure. Any day. Anyone else is not that big of a competition. Even Ulquiorra. "I mean have you seen him? What a fucking nuisance. He makes me sick. As if he has a chance with anyone at all"

Speaking of which - would brag in front of you all the time

Once you're together he'll never leave and will always make sure others know you're taken. Well not at first of course but still

NSFW (heavily afab leaning)

Tbh I too can't imagine him as an aggressive alpha-dom-top (tm) if he actually has any feelings for the person. So a service top or a damn bottom it is

The worst size kink ever. He may constantly talk shit about people who are weaker, smaller or frailer than him but once feelings are involved he's aroused by the thought all of a sudden. I think his fingers are not the only thing that is unusually long so not fitting all the way in is not a problem for him - it's even better in fact

As fascinating as the thought of penetration may be to him I think foreplay is his favorite part. Mostly because making you squirm is fun but also because only here he can actually assert domination. After that he's just too soft

I don't care what anyone says this man is a MUNCH

So so painfully slow sometimes. If he's on top he would just stop to tease and watch your reaction. Other than that making the process as long as possible is one of his goals. It's not like he has no stamina - he has a lot of it actually but during sex he can be as intimate and as close to you as he wants to be because under normal circumstances he can't afford to put it into words without having to grab himself by the throat

Talks a lot. It's not exactly dirty talk (I don't like it I'm very sorry babes) but he loves saying nasty things and would comment on everything that is going on. Otherwise he's nervous

I'm convinced all of the arrancars must be infertile since they don't reproduce this way so. He likes finishing inside. He won't have it any other way. It's special to him because how are you even letting him do something like this? but he also shows affection this way

The more vocal his partner is the better. Everyone must know

I mentioned that he loves your scent before so yeahhh. I hope you don't mind stains on your clothes

[dashielldeveron]

top 3 let’s go. battle of the most deranged insane men

3. izuku

resident insane deranged man at number 3. could be higher however has great self control and a series of complex’s to keep himself in check. which is why he’s not higher. 

izuku has more reason to get jealous than any other soulmate troupe guy as he is the only one that knows that reader has 8 other soulmates. that all like her. and one of them is her best friend. and izuku is so so so jealous that he isn’t your hitoshi. especially in the beginning of the route, he so badly would’ve wanted to be your best friend to lovers who trust each other and care about each other more than anything. but instead he can only give you a relationship with a guy you had haven’t spoken to in years. it’s like any time he sees you with him and sees how easy the conversation flows between the two of you kills himmmm. izuku is 100% the type of guy to feel the most unhinged jealousy when he hears another guy making you laugh. if he’s across the room he’s immediately making his way over lmao.

the thing is with izuku is that he talks himself out of feeling crazy because he doesn’t feel like he deserves to feel jealous. he was part of a very public relationship with uraraka that’s made them incredibly popular (even if they’re not together anymore) as a duo and as a romantic pair. if we’re being kind of sad and real here i don’t think in the eyes of the public that reader and izukus relationship would ever outshine the one he had with uraraka, and he’d feel so guilty that you have to deal with having to fill the izuacho . and you also had to listen to uraraka talk about their sex life. so whenever izukus thinking about the logistics of killing someone because they made you laugh he thinks of all the shit you’ve had to put up with from him. 

+ izuku has that self control so you could never tell in the moment he was seething but there would certainly be. tells. about how he was feeling when he drags you home and. mystery. that leaves you like passed out on the bed while izuku is sadly waiting for you to wake up because he wants to talk to you :(

2. touya

he’s insane. he’s so jealous. he may act like he’s all confident and hot in other routes but nooo that man hates himself. (fun fact he was originally going to be at three and then i reread his route and yeah no way lmao) . touya has more jealous tendencies than possessive, he probably has both, he just leans way more jealous. let’s discuss why!

touya has this cocktail of insecurities and issues that make his jealousy and possessiveness so insane. for our benefit i’ve dissected the recipe to his insecurity cocktail so we’re able to know what his deal is.

one - he sees himself as this ugly creature and also kind of a terrible guy, already spelling disaster as he sees himself ‘undeserving’ of his partner and so anytime he sees them interact with someone who’s ‘better’ (namely shouto [who he already feels inferior to] and shinsou [again, if a guy is jealous of anyone in your life. it’s going to be Him]) that awful jealous feeling is gnawing away already. 

two - trust is so fucking difficult for this man, he trusts you because he thinks you are fucking heaven sent and have done nothing but cook him delicious meals and love him and his friends, but your friends? wary (probably more so projecting his issues with how so many people have fucked him overin the past and he doesn’t want something terrible like that happening to someone as wonderful as you, even if no one close to has even given him any remote reason for him to believe that).

three - loves your attention. reader gives him attention in the exact why 

four - it does NOT help that that man is an instigatorrrrrr. i don’t even think he knows how much of a shit stirrer he is, he’s just not used to interacting with anyone in a particular kind way, doesn’t help when he’s interacting with people he is trying to be kinda rude to. it turns what’s already this very nasty inner feeling into something much worse and outwardly directed at other people. when he is jealous bitches know he’s jealous however. to his credit that man is therapy so he probably does this in a way better than he could of at his lowest of lows. and he loves you so much and doesn’t want to embarrass you by making a scene. i’m thinking of a scenario in which reader is talking with shinsou and he’s feeling incredibly self loathing and makes his way over there. immediate hand around the waist. looking at shinsou in no way that is approving. and while he doesn’t make a scene he does kinda ruin the vibe.

 (even though shinsou does love you, touya does not clock this because he doesn’t really know shinsou, he just assumes that any male friend you have is in love with you and hitoshi around the most and is the closest so in touyas mind he is number one candidate of stealing his bitch)

however. this situation definitely leads to him getting his jealousy shit together as reader would call him and tell him that he NEEDS to speak to his therapist (and LISTENNNN) about his issues with how much he hates himself because it’s not healthy for him or for you. so he’s like ‘damn i need to really get it together because i don’t want to self sabotage and fuck up the best thing in my life rn’. so it’s a good motivation for him to start being more open about his self hatred with his therapist (obviously he has other reasons, i just think that this is the final push).

i feel like that journey does really mellow him out and he would become more chill with you around other guys (still has tendencies but knows how to deal with them in a better way). trusts you as much as he can trust anyone and reader is so down bad that she fell in love with him twice as two separate people and that’s readers go to soothe if she can sense he’s feeling particularly jealous.

 (+ he also is another guy that loves to see you jealous, as stated he loves your attention, so as a natural shit stirrer and attention whore he would be over the moon and never let you hear the end of it, would bring it up all the time)

(sorry for this yapfest with touya i just feel like there’s a lot to talk about with his jealousy as it’s like a hundred different reasons also sad i couldn’t make it thirst :( )

neito

neito?? at number 1?? it’s more likely than you think. our possessive king. i’m amazed i’ve kept my neito thirst away from you for so long (because i could come up with the NASTIEST thirst for this man and with your permission i will share..)

OK. ok. ok. i know what you’re thinking. ‘how does the relatively normal monoma neito beat fucking dabi in a competition about jealousy and possessiveness’. i can explain! 

(i don’t really know how to articulate this well. i’ve tired like 5 times. so thoughts and prayers you understand.) touyas jealousy stems from his insecurity cocktail. his jealous tendencies are a terrible side-effect of his self loathing, which is a very broad issue that causes him way more problems than just that.  they are a side effect, but not a direct manifestation of his insecurities. neitos is. neitos insecurities stem from him ‘not having anything in his life that’s truly his’ and what’s the direct correlation to this?? wanting something that is only yours. aka. being possessive. it’s like his whole thing! it’s so much his whole thing that i feel like the ‘soulmate troupe’ of the chapter is perfectly on theme! he even reveals that he is your soulmate to the entire class in the most humiliating way because he hated the fact that fuck ass kaminari wanted you and he hates the thought of having to ‘share’ you. (reason why i can only ever imagine a monoma throuple occurring in shinsous route and not in neitos, he’d rather die than ever have another guy kiss you)

but if i know one thing about neito it’s that he is both a freak and a theatre kid so his healthy way to deal with his possessiveness is putting it into kinky bully role play LMAOOO. like he’d drag you back to his dorm and talk about how he’s the only one who gets to manhandle and boss you around and that you wants you to apologise for being such so bad and you have to get down on your knees to show him ‘how sorry you really are’ (his more rough persona can never last for long, plant a kiss on the soulmark before going down on him and he moans so pathetically for you. i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal.)  fuck ass kaminari looking at you a bit too longingly today? he has you splayed out in his bed underneath him, sucking on your neck and telling you about how no one else could ever make you break like he does. he’s crazy i love this fucking freak so much.

(neito is also another guy who very much enjoys seeing you get possessive over him, his desire goes both ways, for you to be completely his and for him to be completely yours. [he will also incorporate this into his kinky role play and get on his knees to show you how sorry he is])

(that’s the end! sorry it’s so long. there’s just so much i enjoy analysing about these characters with how you write them! it’s so fun for me. i’m interested to see if you’ll agree with the order of the top three since even while i was writing this ask i debated switching places around. hope you enjoy my insanity <3)

-cork board anon

okay i had to sit on this ask a couple of days bc it drove me insane. arf arf bark woof, etc.

ugh yes izuku has to be so envious towards the beginning of his route that he's not hitoshi, that he's not your best friend since forever. probably slightly regrets hyperfocusing to the extreme on hero training during school, bc he wishes that he could've known reader better after all this time. i can imagine him, like, grilling shinsou about the most mundane shit about reader and taking intense notes about our favourite colours and food habits and stuff. it's like, izuku already knows what anyone can know about us: the details of our quirk. and before, that was enough. more than enough. it's more than izuku himself is giving the public, right? but now he's like i have to know everything i possibly can about her so that i can love/annoy her perfectly. maybe he spends some awkward times thinking, "okay, how would shinsou do this? how would someone who's known her forever act here?" and it just makes his stomach hurt every time--and it's all in his head, but if he thinks too hard, it feels like the soulmate rejection pain.

yes yes yes he can probably break away from you in a bar for a while, or whatever, but even when he's getting drinks and seemingly having a conversation with multiple people, he's always keeping an eye on you. and if someone makes you laugh or gets too close, he lets some unprofessional impatience sneak in while he's closing the conversation, needing to return to your side. i think while he'd feel urgh if one of the potential soulmates made you laugh, but i think he'd feel worse if it were someone outside of that flock--with the soulmates, he at least knows their intentions are with your wellbeing in mind, more or less.

you're probably right about izuku/reader never getting as popular in the public eye as izuku/ochaco. like!!!! izuku and ochaco were parallels in a whole-ass war together!!! and reader was off Not Having a Villainous Foil in that war!!! reader and ochaco would prob have to have an uptick in PR stuff together to make people be like. ah yes. not entirely a replacement for uraraka. but oof oof oof yes that hurts. can you IMAGINE being in civvies in a grocery store or whatever and overhearing senior citizens in the produce section casually being like, "do you remember that other girl deku was with? she was so nice. cheerful all the time. she seems better for him than this new girl. too dreary. too outspoken." "kyoko, this new girl has been married to him for six years now." and you're just trying to buy lettuce!!!! and izuku's fucking wracked with guilt, so all he can do is put his hand on your waist and guide you away from produce. maybe he gives you a morose sort of kiss to your temple. apologises under his breath, even though he has no control over what people are saying even this far into your relationship. :( and oh he would get a little sad waiting for us to wake up so we can hang out more. oh god. oh dear. he's in deep

i bet eventually izuku's like that post going around that like "babe wear whatever you want; it makes my cock so hard that other people want what i have." he's probably justified his jealousy by reframing it as kink and suuuuuper excited about Oh. She Chose ME over the other potential soulmates. which i think he deserves, considering all the shit he's going through.

touya my beloved!!!! yes yes whenever you hang out at the todoroki estate, he wants to keep you in his little teahouse, because what if you see shouto or natsuo and you like them better?? even after all this time and you have ESTABLISHED that you are down sooooo bad for him. needs constant verbal confirmation that you still like him.

i think touya has a lot of potential for catboy neediness--most likely, i think, to stride up to you while you're on the couch talking to someone else and just plop his head in your lap and demand you play with his hair. wants any part of your attention, even if it's divided.

he's probably gets suuuuper nervous when you invite him to hang out with you friends, because they've all fought each other, and he gets nervous when you hang out with former league members, for different reasons--what if they embarrass him in front of you? he needs to seem so cool to you. he needs to. i imagine for a while that he thinks you're only together bc you think he's cool, but you have to Really and Truly assure him that you love that he's a little loserboy, and while he resents the label, it also calms him down a bit. if you're seeing and loving him when he's pathetic, the only way to go is up, right?

ohhh building on your shinsou scenario--what if it's, like. during a press conference. and he's on set bc he's your bf. but he's thinking shinsou is getting just a bit too chummy, so in the middle of it all, on film and in front of a crowd and a set crew, he just strides on stage and sits in your lap, or something. spoils the vibe so hard. the conference just pitters into silence. oh my god. i would kill him. i would kiss him on the cheek. i'm thinking he would do that once and have it haunt him forever :( but lololol you're so right; touya wouldn't be able to tell if hitoshi is trying to steal you or not, but he'd probably seethe at the idea of someone stealing you who's nothing like himself.

he'd prob be a very stressful boyfriend to have for the first few months, but you're right; he'd probably mellow out after a while. i'm thinking he still has to be the one sitting next to you at all times, still has to be the one to get you things you ask for, still has to have an arm around you when he can. but he's doing better.

also WOW it is HILARIOUS the idea that touya would hate when other men pay attention to you but that he would purposely irritate/flirt with people so that you'll look his way. hypocrite! hypocrite! he is just like a cat. he might get cuteness agression and feel the need to bite you sometimes.

and ohhhhhhhhhhhhh neito. monoma neito my very, very beloved. i love him soooo much i am ill about him. but it's hard to thirst about him all the time bc he's such a divisive character!!! he's so easy to read only on a surface level as a Rude Bitch, so lololol when you see thirst about him, sometimes it's like, "are we reading the same manga?" lololol a baby boy. a baby baby baby boy. i welcome any filth you have to say about him.

touya's jealousy/insecurity vs. neito's jealousy/insecurity: i think a major part of it may come down to touya's view of himself as a monstrosity comes from an action that technically he did to himself (even though his abuser encouraged it, etc.; we are against endeavour in this household); it's something he eventually became and accepted/hated, while monoma's complex about not having anything of his own is something he's known since birth as an unchangeable fact about himself. touya can get prosthetics; he could get skin grafts; he could get rehabilitated. neito can't change his quirk. can't change how it's always been. neito's quirk isn't dangerous, so what's there to fix or address in the first place? it's got to be such a fucking burden.

"never having something in his life that's truly his." god. neito's got to feel a bit like a ghost, like he doesn't leave a mark on anything, since there's no trace of him out there, just flashes of other people's talents. even his hard work studying other people's quirks probably comes from mastering what they themselves have discovered about their powers. and then you come along. his soulmate. his. no one else's. you tie him to the earth in a way that nothing ever has. your existence proves that he's alive, because he's one-half of a whole with you.

lololol you're so correct about neito being potentially open to a throuple in shinsou's route but not in his own. it's funny stuff, the soulmate business, to neito, in shinsou's route, but in his own route, it's deadly serious. he can't take it lightly. you're too valuable to him. he can't lose you.

lol you just know the roleplay gets more and more elaborate as time goes on. like i bet he wants to worldbuild a fantasy world that's a bit too similar to tolkien to pretend you're fucking in. "once we get the trading routes nailed down between our warring kingdoms, the sex is going to be awesome." lol what if he like. tries to publish some short stories or something, and you recognise elements from your sexual roleplay in it. "babe, didn't we say that lube is one of the main exports of the western province? also, i need you to describe the queen's tits in a way that makes them less obviously my own."

but noooooo you've got the biggest brain. the biggest. neito would be like. immediately regulating his frustration/jealousy into kink. bet he loves manhandling you, makes him feel like you have to depend on him. makes him feel like he has more control over you than he's ever had over anyone's quirk (an aside: i think he accidentally copies your quirk once, and he's soooooo pathetic and apologetic and head in hands about it for days afterward).

"his more rough persona can never last for long, plant a kiss on the soulmark before going down on him and he moans so pathetically for you." jaw dropped. throat dry. pussy wet. holy fuck. you've perfectly captured something i think is fabulous about monoma: he seems like a power-hungry, controlling dom who will fucking slut himself out in ways a sub traditionally would. the duality of man. like. he talks a big game, of course he does--words are some of his main weapons, so why wouldn't he use them on you? and he always goes through with what he says he'll do to you, but you can press a featherlight kiss to his neck while he's doing it, and he just fucken crumples. becomes soft soft babygirl for a moment. so breathy and whiny and grateful. and has to visibly steel himself and get back into character, because he is an actor, damn it.

"no one else could ever make you break like he does" jaw dropped again, oh my god. i don't even have a response to this. it's too good. (although you're right about it being prompted by even just so much as kaminari looking at you for too long; monoma is probably the one most likely to initiate spontaneous, public-but-not-so-public-that-people-can-see-you sex, because he has to have you in that moment. neito is probably easily set off but easily satisfied, once he sees your flushed face as you squeeze around him.)

awww neito would prob like it when you get possessive over him, bc he's like me???? i'm worth wanting????? for me myself???? not bc i can be a lot of different people???? probably tickled by it. probably likes to thank you by roleplaying that you're a gracious queen of your worldbuilt-kingdom and he's a pathetic little captured princeling who's been spared the death penalty, and to thank you, he's spreading your legs every time you sit on the throne (and you're like. neito. can we fuck like normal people every once in a while. and he's like ohhhh, you want me to stop talking so much??? to stop building the scene???? you must be so greedy, to want to have my mouth latched around your clit for so long, but i can indulge you. i want you to count how many orgasms you can make it through, all right?).

i think before i read through the entire ask, i would've put izuku about touya. but i think you're ultimately right; it's important that touya's jealousy manifests frequently and has consequences, while izuku's got so much self-discipline that we don't always see it--even when he's screaming inside that first time reader kisses shinsou immediately after they figure out she has multiple soulmates, he's so eerily calm about it outwardly, with that "she knows what she's doing wrong." because the words themselves show so much confidence that we belong to izuku, but he's soooooo nervous, frustrated, and full of self-hatred.

lololol i just love that we both apparently love men who are Burdened with Immense Guilt. it's honestly sooooo sexy of a man to regret what he's done wrong :) like if any of them did not feel guilty about their jealousy, they would instantly be less attractive to me lol. but the fact that they're torn up about it makes my mouth water. love it. and i love the insanity. i love you. i welcome all insanity with extremely widely opened arms. this has been a treat to read through. i am having a lot of fun :)

[biteofcherry]

Unghhhhh I'm so weak for alpha Steve and alpha Ari! 😌 They're kinda bad. Especially Ari. But I just can't help lusting after them. Are there any other CEvans characters you would see/write as alphas? If so, how would they act?

To quote a CEvans character that I'll never write for (I hate that movie):

Okay, so some of the alphas may be more than a little bad. But if bad why feel so good? 😈

under the cut because it turned longish

Alpha!Steve is very committed and aside of being an asshole with his alpha commands a times he's a loving, romantic guy. Will give his Omega the world (or at least a big hothouse for her plants, lol)

Alpha!Ari is a possessive, primal kink oriented type, but he's very protective of his Omega and not as much controlling as it may look. She's be free to do whatever, as long as his scent is on her (a lot of nasty cum marking and filling) and she refrains from being touched by others.

Alpha!Curtis would be much darker than the others, but - as he'd say - The times are hard and dark, you need an alpha that will make sure you survive it. He'll break you in if you fight him too hard, but also provide for you like for a queen.

Alpha!Lloyd would be a usual-Lloyd prick who goes after sweet, shy omegas, fucks around with them and never settles down. That is until he meets you on the cusp of your heat (not yet mindless in haze, but extra horny which is perfect for him) and unexpectedly fucking you triggers his rut.

Alpha!Ransom is so very picky that he rarely even goes for omegas, thinking them too fragile and boring for his tastes, but then you're hired at the publishing company and the alpha-way you carry yourself with makes him want to put you in your place - as his fucked out omega at his feet.

[beanghostprincess]

Omg you like SatoSugu and Soukoku too? I’ve GOTTA hear your thoughts on them

If I start talking about my relationship with these two ships I might actually end up sobbing while I write this- But basically, both Soukoku and Satosugu are really important to me because the whole dynamic of "best friends to enemies who still have feelings for each other" reminds me of something that happened to me with my former best friend. Which is, uh, not pleasant to talk about but we had a very nasty break up and I think it's a very common experience. Somebody said something once (in my post about Shuggy making more sense if they were girls) about these ships always resembling friendships between sapphics that don't know they're sapphics yet, which changed my whole view on these three ships completely because oh lord, that person was so damn right. Because it's the possessiveness of it all, you know? Like- Being close to your best friend, so much it hurts to see them with other people and so much it's frightening to think about a world without them. You have so many feelings about this person that you can't quite place and you can't put a name to, but it's more than a friendship and it's not romantic love either. And it makes more sense being a closeted sapphic because you don't accept it might probably be love until the friendship ends in a very nasty and toxic way and then you keep resenting that person forever.

I am kind of traumadumping here, lmfao, but basically I really like these three ships because they treat this dynamic in very different ways and I am a sucker for them. The angst is immaculate and I'll never get tired of them.

I like Soukoku for a lot of reasons, BSD being my favorite manga of all time and everything. Dazai meets Chuuya when he doesn't have any reason to live but keeps working for the mafia nevertheless because Chuuya is interesting enough to keep being alive. Because perhaps that's what Dazai has been looking for. And Chuuya, well- He has mixed feelings for Dazai but his loyalty is unmatched and that's both his best and worst trait (we see that constantly, poor boy). Dazai is still, after everything, his partner. They need each other, physically, emotionally, and spiritually. They're basically canonically soulmates, at this point, and you don't even need to ship them to acknowledge it because it's just that obvious. Chuuya is the only one able to keep Dazai wanting to live and Dazai is quite literally the only one with the ability to stop Chuuya from losing control. They really are made for each other. It makes me go completely insane. The whole thing about Chuuya not being a human but being the most human and empathetic person of the mafia, and Dazai saying he isn't worthy of being called human but being physically one? That's just insane. And I could talk for hours about them and write a deeper analysis of their relationship, but I'd never finish this post, then.

Then, Satosugu. They make me equally insane. They were best friends. They were so damn close. And Gojo loved him so much that he couldn't stop Geto when he turned his back on him and walked away to become what he is now. It's just so heartbreaking, losing someone like that and all of a sudden. We see Geto losing himself over the years and falling into desperation and emptiness and Gojo not noticing until it's just too late to do anything. That's Gojo's weak spot. He's the most powerful sorcerer and dude can't fight his ex best friend because "there's no curse more twisted than love". That fucked me up completely, honestly. Gojo is such a complex character, growing up so quickly and with so many expectations, not being able to enjoy his teenage years either because they stole them from him like this. And Geto ending up all alone too, turning into just a vessel of vengeance. Like- Shit is too deep to explain it in just a tumblr post, but they make me go insane.

And Shuggy is basically the same thing but at least these two have the chance to make up and reunite at some point. Shuggy is the one that feels more realistic to me, honestly, because it genuinely feels only like a normal falling out between best friends (that definitely were something more) rather than this complicated poetic mix of metaphors and poems. These two were just kids when all of this happened, too, it makes me so ill. But I have a whole post talking about Shuggy too, so I don't think I need to explain why I like them.

TL;DR: These ships are definitely for the sapphics who had THAT best friend and had very strong feelings toward them but didn't know why, and years after a very nasty break up that still haunts them to this day they realized it was a bit more than just a friendship.

[brittleaspen]

a threesome is a very special thing. maybe not for everyone, but you’ve been thinking about it for a while—where, how, who?

you spent a long time lamenting on that last question, not feeling super excited about soliciting a threesome from complete strangers—but it was also incredibly daunting, the idea of asking someone you DO know.

after weeks of back and forth, weeks spent stewing in your bed frustrated beyond relief, you decide to just go for it, bite the horny bullet and ask your best friends.

you weren’t expecting them to be so into it.

'how long have you wanted this?' you wouldn't say you regret asking them, but you vastly underestimated their ability to get under your skin.

'answer him.' 'how long have you wanted us stuffing you full?' 'years spent dating around when we were right here.' 'all you had to do was ask.' 'beg, make her beg.'

and you do. you beg with your body when your mouth is full of cock, wide eyes, tears pricking--because it's too much/good/fucking real.

your body has never felt so alive, both yours and theirs--their hands are everywhere, gripping and pinching--pulling you apart, but so are yours. it's impossible to give as much as you're taking, but you try, always reaching for them, and in a way it's romantic--it has to be, fucking these two people who know you so entirely--how can it not be?

you cry when you cum that first time--fingers deep in your pussy, curling to that delicious spot--as if they were meant to be there, and a hot cock in your mouth, pushing you to your limit.

'good girl.' 'such a good girl.' before the last wave of your orgasm hits, someone's mouth is on your cunt--your lips pop, mouth suddenly empty--vision hazy, drooling--someone pinches your cheeks, leans down, and kisses you.

'cockdrunk, aren't you?' 'look at her, made for this.' 'can you take us both? want us both inside that hot pussy?'

you're a nodding, needy mess when they finally push into you--and one cock can fill you up plenty, but two--two is a dream, and you must be dreaming, because your two friends that you've known since high school are fucking you better than anyone ever has.

and they know it, they're cocky and teasing, and mean about it, teasing your nipples--drawing hickeys up your neck, your thighs, your tits, and it's a possession that you don't mind, because of course you're theirs, of course it would come to this, to them stuffing you full, your tight cunt hugging their cocks.

they tend to your clit, the swollen aching thing is nearly painful, and they rub and suck, your vision sparks stars--and you cum again, grappling with the tremors by clinging to them, fingers tight around biceps, shoulders, backs--'use your nails.' 'that's it, cum for us, cum on our cocks--'

and as you squeeze and squirm, they soon follow-and it's nasty, but you let them finish inside, fluids mixing into one sloppy mess--and you take it--you take everything they give, because yes you're a good girl, yes you're their good girl, and their attention is intoxicating, vital--

'why'd it take you so long to ask?' 'of course we'd say yes, we'd be stupid not to.' 'use this tight pussy-- like our toy.' 'are you our toy?' 'you even have to ask, fucking look at her.'

they push you beyond reason--a primal drive taking them over, and you lose count of how many times they tip you over the edge, only to continue their heated pursuit--all you know is that by the time you're done, you're covered in sweat and cum and your mind is twisting with delirium.

you have your head on someone's lap, your body draped over someone else. exhausted, they rub circles into your skin, soft touches that contrast the ruthless way they dismantled you, and you're so fucking good, finally fucking content. you fall asleep to your head being pat, and an arm curled around your waist.

'how long do you think she needs?' 'you're fucking insane, how do you still have more in you?' 'you're telling me you're done? i mean, i don't mind if you just wanna watch.' 'let's give her an hour and see.'

[multi-fan-dom-madness]

I ran over to ship 😵🤣

I humbly ask for your opinion of Ilani x Fives!

I do not know much about Ilani but I feel like it'd be an interesting ship 👀

hiiii friend, thank you for the ask! no one knows Ilani yet, not even me! I'm figuring her out as I answer these asks lmao

I went a little overboard so we've got "how they met," "general," and "nsfw" headcanons. all below the cut

Ilani x Fives

How they met:

Honestly the circumstances for this have to be very specific. Ilani is the general for the 387th, stationed Rimward, but her forces were involved in the Battle of Kamino, and I imagine this is how Ilani first met Fives. 

Or, rather, how she literally bodied him, a newly-promoted ARC trooper, to knock him out of the way of droids firing on his unprotected flank. He toppled to the floor, cursing in every language he knew (which is at least two), about to rip a shiny a new one—when he catchs sight of this imposing wall of a Togruta woman, her lekku whirling as she spins, her green saber a blur in the air as she reflects blaster fire back at the droids. When she grins down at him, pointed canines flashing and golden eyes sparkling with protective fury, he damn near falls in love.

For her part, Ilani was just doing what she felt was right: protecting her own. It didn’t matter that the blue-and-white-clad trooper was in Anakin’s battalion—the clones are her family. 

General HCs: 

Ilani tolerates Fives for the first few encounters. He’s loud and boastful (with good reason, she supposes, but still). And he always seems to be making flimsy, transparent excuses when they’re both on Triple Zero for why he’s hanging around the Temple—“just waiting for the General, er, General”—and inevitably ends up following her around. 

But over time his fierce loyalty to his brothers and his determination to protect the Republic—at any cost—is what wins her over. He’s just as deeply passionate as she is, but he doesn’t hide it. In a way, she’s a little envious of how open he is about his feelings; she often feels that she has to mask her true feelings, or at least the true depth of them, when around her fellow Jedi.

With him, she begins to let go a little. Lets herself experience emotions to their fullest, in a way that she normally only feels comfortable doing on a battlefield. 

He makes her laugh; she makes him consider life beyond the war. At first, not in a romantic way, but it slowly becomes that. 

She’s the first one to make a move. It’s late on Coruscant, both of them will be returning to the frontlines come morning, and she’s finally let her walls down enough to admit to herself that she cares about Fives—cares for him. They’re tucked away somewhere private, and she just leans over and kisses him.

NSFW HCs:

These two are Not Quiet, at all. The entire barracks and/or Temple will know, depending where they shack up, and it’s just an unspoken rule among the others that no, I didn’t hear anything strange last night. 

Ilani learns very quickly that she loves marking Fives, biting into his pecs, biceps, thighs to leave impressions of her pointed teeth. She’s overprotective and has possessive tendencies, and seeing Fives’s body littered with her marks just makes her so feral. (Fives also loves it, except when one of the others catches sight. “No, shut up, vod, I don’t know where it came from.”)

Because they see each other so infrequently, they definitely exchange lewd photos, videos, voice messages—anything to help remind one another that the other is there, alive, and waiting for them. 

When they do have time together, they’re either fucking nasty or making the sweetest love; there is no in-between with these two. 

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