#then shocked pikachu face when he kills with one punch

[otomehoes]

S/O who can fence — Leonardo, Comte, Napoleon, Arthur and Jean

pairings: reader x comte, leonardo x reader, napoleon x reader, arthur x reader and jean x reader

warnings: use of weapons, mentions of nsfw [napoleon’s part], mentions of violence [jean],

A/N: rn I feel ✨blessed✨ with this request ahdhdh, also I had to study a little bit about fence things and movements

❥ Leonardo Da Vinci

actually he didn’t know that you fences until he saw you one day sneaking out to the practice room where napoleon and jean used to fence

his curiosity is bout to kill him so he follows you to see what you are up to

but when he sees you with napoleon fencing so fiercely but at the same time so elegantly

oh god he can’t stop staring at you

when you notice him you can’t help but feel shy

HES BOMBARDING YOU WITH QUESTIONS

also proud really really proud

you always liked april because of its fresh days. also because you could go to fence without getting worried about the weather. it was a secret that you wanted to keep for yourself. not because you felt embarrassed or anything, but fencing was something that always made you feel confident, it was only you and your fast movements towards your opponent .

however that day it was different. you didn’t know that your beautiful and curious boyfriend leonardo was following you. it was normal for you to disappear a few hours once a week. he was walking when he saw you running towards the practice room where sometimes napoleon or jean went to practice fencing. with light steps Leonardo followed you like a shadow.

his eyes went wide when he saw you. napoleon was fencing with someone, he couldn’t see who it was, until he saw through the fencing mask a long and silky (h/c) hair. and then he knew who was napoleon opponent. but what took his breathing was how fast and how elegant was your movements, the way you moved and how you thrusted your attacks toward the former french emperor threatening and pushing him towards the edge, made him so proud that he couldn’t keep hiding anymore and revealing himself to the both of you.

you saw a shadow moving behind you, you took a glance to see who it was, surprised you saw how leonardo was standing at the door looking at you with sparking eyes. you regretted your actions when you saw the tip of his foil pointing at you. with a sigh you dropped your fencing weapon, showing your defeat.

you heard a few steps coming from behind, turning you saw leonardo smiling at you “cara mia, you should have told me you knew fencing, next time I’ll be more careful to not make you mad” he said while you punched slightly at his arm trying to cover the hard blush you had. leonardo only knew that his beautiful girlfriend was a really interesting woman who always managed to surprise him even more.

❥ Comte de Saint-Germain

he knew it

but he respected your privacy

he didn’t told you, but the reason that he made the fencing room more big and with new equipmentit was because of you

sometimes he went to see you, but secretly

when you told him he did as he never knew

pikachu meme face

his respect for you will only grew to a 5000%

“mademoiselle you’re really amazing, it the first time that I find someone who can keep up with me” jean’s eyes were full of admiration while he praised you. with a blush you thanked him, at first it was hard to convince jean to practice some fencing with you, he thought that he would end up hurting you, but you assured him that you would be alright.

what the both of you didn’t know was how a pair of caramel eyes observed all your movements. with a smile comte turned back to his office knowing that in a few minutes you’ll be there with him. his heart was beating so fast that he couldn’t even think properly, your elegants moves, the way you dodged all the attacks that jean sent to you was something breathtaking. his love for you only grew more and more. he knew he did right falling in love with you, not only your heart was strong but your body too, and the fierce way you attacked jean proved how much he admired his beautiful girlfriend.

running towards comte’s room you arrived at the entrance of the door. you didn’t see how much time passed since you started to practice with jean. your fencing skills was a secret that you wanted to keep to yourself, and the only person who knew about that was jean and napoleon, the first one whom you often staying long hours practicing.

carefully you knocked his door to proceed with opening it , you saw comte looking at some papers with a frown, probably more letter from leonardo’s family. sometimes you felt bad for the renaissance man and for comte too, who had to write or burn another pile of letters.

“Abel, you should take a break, come here with me” you said while walking towards the sofa. his eyes meet yours and with a smile he went towards you sitting next to you with an elegance that could steal anyone’s breathe.

“also... sorry for being so late” you said looking at him, his eyes inspected yours, looking for an explanation. “well, I’ve been wanting to tell you this from a long time ago, but I never found the right moment” taking a deep breath you prepared yourself “once or twice a week I go with jean or napoleon to practice some fencing, nothing too dangerous”

“and did you had fun today?” he asked you, you looked at him surprised, you didn’t expect him to be this calm, and then you saw it, it was just a second, but that tiny and momentary spark in his eyes told you everything “you knew it don’t you?” you asked him, a smile appeared on his lips “yes, but you know what chérie? knowing that you can defend yourself so fiercely only makes me fall more and more in love with you”

“s-shut up d-don’t be dumb” you told him while trying to evade his intense gaze, your ears burning like fire. it didn’t matter how but he always made you feel so amazing, and that was one between of the uncountable reasons that you loved him.

❥ Napoleon Bonaparte

he’s proud of his nunuche

it’s something normal to see the two of you fencing til death

won’t admit it but he sometimes goes easy on you

that’s until you start teasing him

so yeah most of your sparring seasons ends up with the both of you lying on the floor trying to breathe properly

it was common to meet up with napoleon wednesdays and fridays at the sparring room. “if you want to evade more faster the attacks flex your knees a little bit more, it’ll be more easy to move too” while his face had a serious facade, his eyes were soft. napoleon loved this. spending time with the person he loved only made his heart to beat so fast that he sometimes wondered if he would die right there.

following your boyfriend’s advice you flexed a little more your legs, a felling of comfort appearing on your body. he really knows even when it’s not his own body. A mischievous grin appeared on your face, the odds for your idea to success were low, but it was worth trying it.

“let’s make a bet” your voice echoed the room, napoleon looked at you curious before adding “tell me”.

“if I lose this round, I’ll be at your mercy the whole night, any wish will be fulfilled by me” you smiled and winked at him before continuing “but if win, you will be at my mercy, I can request anything, what do you think? deal or not deal”

and now there you were, both of you lying on the ground, trying to catch your breathing and laughing at the same time, you looked at napoleon, he seemed to relaxed, so free, sometimes you cursed at yourself for not having a camera to take a photo. the view was worthy, really worthy. his eyes met yours, a smile appearing on his beautiful lips “let’s say that we’re both the winners” he said while getting up while offering his hand to you to do the same thing.

moments like this were really worthy.

❥ Arthur Conan Doyle

he discovered in the worst situation ever

it was past midnight when the Arthur decided to pay a visit to you

nah he was just horny

entering at you room without making any sound who could startle you he tried to went towards your bed when the tip which seemed from a sword was pointing in the middle of his face

he was ✨shocked✨

and screamed

actually his soul almost left his body

when you saw it was him you started to apologize like a crazy

he totally forgot why he went to your room

he made a mental note to not storm like that at your bedroom anymore

you were supposed to be sleeping, but for any reason your body didn’t want to. but something told you that probably it was because of dazai’s yōkai story. with a sigh you closed the windows and started to prepare yourself to go to bed. that was until you heard a tiny but almost inaudible footsteps at the corridor. each step seemed to be more and more closer to your door.

the probably that someone could be up at this hour was almost impossible, you thought about arthur, but he told you that he probably would go to bed earlier because he had some business to attend at the town tomorrow.

in times like that you felt grateful for the infernal fencing classes that your parents told you to attend when you were younger. with careful steps, you stood behind the door, with your foile in hand. and then the door opened, with fast reflexes you pointed at the ghost- wait, at the person, you heard a scream which made you scream too, turning the lights on you saw arthur with a surprise face almost terrified.

“OH– ARTHUR IM SO SORRY” you screamed throwing the foile and taking with both of your hands you boyfriends handsome face “oh god oh god, I really thought you were a ghost or something, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!”

taking a big breath arthur looked at you, now more composed and calm “tell me, did you want something” you talked taking his hand with yours, he looked at you, and then at the door “I- I don’t remember”

❥ Jean D’Arc

he didn’t expect it at all

he didn’t have words

just like Arthur he found out in the worst situation

it was one of your late night walkings when a group of three men approached to the both of you

feeling the danger jean wrapped an arm around you his jaw tensed and his hand on the tip of his sword

he saw that the other man had one too

he told you to hide

after the incident sometimes asks you to fence with him sometimes

it’s just an excuse to spend time with you

“jean I think that they’re following us” you told your boyfriend, his grip on your shoulder tensed up, his beautiful purple eyes were darker, jaw clenched “mademoiselle when I give you the sign you run, okay?”

you looked at jean and then the three man, something caught your eye. the man on the left had a sword, a big one. you knew that that classes that fencing classes would be worthy in the future. you looked at jean who was prepared to defend you from that group of men. but who would protect him, without thinking further and with a fast movement you took the man’s sword elegantly pointing at him death in the eye.

there weren’t three surprised faces but four, jean’s face got totally decomposed, surprise written on his face. he never, not in a million of years would ever imagine you being able to handle a sword with that determination “jean I appreciate your concern about my well-being but if you protect me, who will protect you?”

and with that words the soldier was preparing a whole wedding inside his head. you made him see all the good thing in the world, and he swore for his life that he would protect that perception of the world for you. but for the first time, in many years he let his pride and stubbornness apart, he promised to himself that he would never let you go. not you, not his warrior angel.

— yōkai or 妖怪 are a class of supernatural monsters and spirits in Japanese folklore. The word 'yōkai' is made up of the kanji for "bewitching; attractive; calamity" and "spectre; apparition; mystery; suspicious."

[1800sunaarinn]

ADULT TRIO + STRONG S/O!

anon asks

hii!! and i hope i don’t disappoint you with this ask anon ����💞!!

this is rlly short and i’m sorry!!

♰ Chrollo Luclifer

is calm about it, appears calm about it, is really not calm about it.

he’s totally freaking out about it because one: sure, you’re incredibly strong and he definitely knows that you can take care of yourself, but your mouth will !!! get you in trouble.

he’s calm tho, you wouldn’t even know that he’s freaking out because every time you “train” with phinks or uvogin, or get into a extremely loud shouting match with nobunaga, he only watches with a small smirk or completely ignore it all.

there was this one time when you had protected him, knocking the guys out with a single punch. then proceeded to rant for an hour about the dangers of walking home alone, and men thinking women were less stronger because science says so.

he loved the fact that you saved him, and he definitely did not blush the entire way home.

he also loved when you ranted, especially when it was 3am, and you both couldn’t sleep and were talking about whatever was on your minds.

your 3am rants were godsend to him, literally.

he rlly loved you and your quirks, hehe.

🃏 Hisoka Morow

in love. in actual love. like you two weren’t even dating at the time, and he saw your fight in the heaven’s arena, and the sheer power you were releasing turned him on.

is a complete freak about the entire situation. he purposely riles you up, and when you start shouting him at he deadass moans.

you were like ???nani??? and he was smirking and somehow y’all ended up together.

he will literally get down on his knees just to fight you, both in bed and in the area :0

mans is all around horny, always. and you make it no better.

don’t shout at him in public, will definitely moan loud and gather attention. a total pervert about it. rip to the poor childern passing by y’all, finna be traumatized.

spank bank is just your fights in the areas, and that one weird audio that is extremely crunchy of you arguing with hisoka about bungee gum. of all things.

did you expect a full functioning relationship with hisoka morow and not fight him? yeah, good luck charlie.

📍 Illumi Zoldyck

???nani??? you’re strong and expressive??? a wife of illumi zoldyck isn’t completely chill and half brain dead from his needles?!?!?

you go you! assert your dominance, lololol. but seriously, illumi is so confused and lowkey scared bc you’re loud, why? and you’re strong, which is good bc kikyo would’ve had you killed by now.

but you’re loud? why are you loud? he really doesn’t understand the point in being extremely loud, and he literally can’t shut you up bc he’s one hundred percent sure you’ll retaliate with cutting his hair off

he really enjoys his hair, don’t touch his hair.

illumi’s a bit similar to chrollo in terms of freaking out on the inside.

your voice echoes around the cold and basically dead manor hallways, so everyone knows you’re coming, and the fact that those weighted doors actually creek when you slam them open —

doors... doors... the freaking gates! tHe gaTes! everyone had the same shocked Pikachu look on their faces when you practically slammed those seven gates open, not even breaking a sweat. 

illumi enjoyed the fact that he didn’t have to worry over whenever you two did missions together, and he would really like for you to be a whole tiny bit quieter.

📍. 11/20/15

note — not me frothing at how horrible these are. i hope you at least enjoyed them anon!

[nexyra]

So there were a few likes about my post on DnD... meaning you get to know about our dumb shenanigans and my weird children

Starting with... the current campaign and the band of misfits that make up our party !

Rani Mankana (my OC)

Non-binary, They/She/He, 20 yo Human Ranger, Chaotic Neutral ESTP 7w8 8w9 4w5

Feral gremlin, bread-winner & problem child all at once

- Do whatever they want - Animals are better than humans - Left their village with absolutely no plan and have been fighting for 2 months with glorified gardening tools - Will try to punch you if you get in the way of their fun, but will also kill people who are being an ass to you - Knows nothing but constantly asking questions - Will take 98% of what you say literally - When people wallow & mope about not knowing what to do next, they scream until you get up and *try* something - Has known someone for 1 day and will decide that they're *theirs* now bc they're interesting - Main goal : catch them all (aka becoming friends with enough animals to create a travelling zoo) - Will die for you. Actually no, they have too much stuff to do & see to die so, will most likely kill for you

Lysora Dul'rik

Cis Man, He, ~28 yo Human Fighter/Warlock, Neutral Good ENFJ 3w2 7w6 1w2

Polite truth-seeker, smiling through the pain 7d/7

- Seems well-adjusted, actually dying inside - Constantly gets his worldview upturned by shocking revelations - Noble education & background, notably good at politics & social niceties - Great sense of responsabilities when it comes to protecting the party. TOO great, chill not everything is your fault - Likes to have some fun and get people together - Will die if you don't like him - Flirting is a great therapy method - Tendency to obsess over knowledge, not allowed to stay in a library unsupervised anymore - Very social, will ask for a random passerby name if he asked them a question. - Will die for you. But too busy to die for himself.

Ayla Jaym

Cis Woman, She, Lesbian, 25 yo Human-Werewolf Warlock/Barbarian, Loyal Good INFP 6w7 4w3 1w2

Lesbian disaster, social butterfly but having a hard time rn

- How nearly killing your gf affects your mental health : the story - "When I said I wanted a life like in the books I meant a fun heroic tale with a happy ending, not a 1000-pages tragedy." - Weapons nerd, yield a magic blue axe 3x her size - Any convo will end up with you questioning the meaning of your existence even though she just wanted to ask if you had a sister - Friends good and women pretty. - Born into the trading city of Offonsa where the only law is "don't steal" : somehow got out with a much more refined moral compass (to Rani's despair) - The plot can't catch up if I just avoid it - Will project her issues onto you so bad, you're gonna hope to never be on watch duty with her again - Will probably kill you on a full moon, but swears she didn't mean to

Balthazar Glowbrook

Cis Man, He, 38 yo Half-Orc Bloodhunter, True Neutral ISTP 9w1 5w6 4w3

The edgy grandpa, likely to explode at any given time bc of his experiments

- Thought that living alone in a cave for 10 years was a perfectly reasonable answer to being disappointed in humanity - And only left it when some random woman came find him only to get murdered during the night - Very knowledgeable, very smart but the party has only 1 braincell to share and it's usually Rani's - Awkwardness 100/10, will ramble and bury himself in the ground if left alone, do not trust with diplomatic lies - "Ayla is precious and I'd protect her with my life". Ayla transforms into a werewolf. Balthazar who's part of an organization tasked with killing werewolves : *surprised pikachu face* - Looks responsible. If left alone for more than 5 minutes, will create dubious alchemy potions and end up with chicken wings. - Looks like he could kill you but actually wouldn't. - B.O.O.K.S

Neldëaurë Ramëldis

Cis Man, He, 49 yo (16) Elf Wizard, Neutral Good INTP 6w5 9w1 2w1

The competent nerd, who feels the need to apologize for his very existence

- NEEEEERD - Nerd who collects the other nerds and gets shipped with all of them - "Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you." - Constantly trying to make himself useful - Don't ever mention magical concepts if you're not ready to answer EVERY SINGLE ONE of his questions. He WILL ask you about the impact on portal on the links between plans. - Master at creating new ways to use his spells - The only one with a plan, takes everything in strides - "Okay give me 1 night and I'll uproot my entire life to join you and your dubious organization" - Even though he was part of a much more legal, legit & international organization - Will die if you so much as push him

All art done by Yamika - D&D Adventures That's my best friend pls check her out & give love, she the best and I love her with my whole heart !!!

[catzula]

Hi❤️❤️ I'd like to request Shoto whose friendly s/o is really into Halloween and wants to do matching outfits together. Idk it's spooky season and I'd love to see todobb living it ☺️☺️ thank u for ur work ❤️❤️💕💕

A/N: ahh- this was really nice! Thank you for your request, I consulted my best friend for the costume ideas and we had the time of our lives trying to come up with them

So, umm, I really hope you guys like it, this is the second time I ever wrote for Todoroki, so I probably should work on it a bit more, but I think it turned out well!

Warnings: I think there’s none but I can’t be sure since Bakugou is here heh

Word count: 4k cuz I have no self control

Genre: fluff!

A cursed kiss-

"Aizawa sensei gave us green light!" Mina exclaimed as she entered the class, visibly skipping. Kaminari punched the air with victory. These were the words that caused everyone to jump in their seats in excitement.

"He did?" Ochako didn't lose a second and ran towards her to get details, the rest of the class wasn't any better, either. Even Bakugou was up on his feet, trying to look as uninterested as he could.

The social butterfly that she is, Mina obviously had no problems with having a crowd around her. "He said he would kill us if he caught any of us with alcohol." She muttered, and Kaminari visibly deflated. "Oh, man, there goes the chance to get lightweight Bakugou drunk!"

"Hagh, who you calling lightweight?! You were the one who got drunk with a beer! One Beer!" He shot back, the class erupting with laughter at the memory of Kaminari. Even Shouto snickered quietly.

"Whats going on?" You finally stood up, pulling your hand out from the warm hands of your boyfriends. When he pouted at the sudden lack of contact and locked his eyes on his hand that just had your hand in it, you sent an apologetic smile his way. "I'll just learn whats up and will be right back, 'kay?"

You walked towards the big crowd, Mina being the first to spot you. "I see you could finally get separated from your boyfriend." She commented with a grin, her words causing your face to warm up and your friends to giggle.

"I wanted a front seat of Kaminari getting burned." You answered, making the said boy frown. "Hey, that's mean!" He exclaimed, but his protests just seemed to fuel the fun Kirishima and Sero were having.

"So, what's really happening?" You asked, ignoring the pout Kaminari was sending your way.

"We're throwing a Halloween party!" Yaoyorozu answered, and the boys cheered with excitement.

"We are? How did you even convince Aizawa sensei?" You asked in disbelief, causing Mina to chuckle mysteriously. "I have my ways." She told you smugly, though you were aware it was just another way of saying 'I didn't give him any rest until he said yes.'

"Ooh, this is gonna be great! Right, Baku?" Kirishima muttered, nudging Bakugou slightly and earning a glare. "I don't care about a stupid party, what are you, five?"

Even if he had a scoff on his lips, you all knew better and were aware that he was as excited as the rest of you were.

"I have a really original costume idea, you know." Kaminari told the group with a proud smile on his face, though instead of getting the curious attention he expected, he just heard snickers.

"How much do you wanna bet on him coming as Pikachu?" Kirishima whispered to Sero, both giggling uncontrollably when Kaminari's eyes widened with shock. "How did you know?!"

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Tapping the pencil that was in your hands to the paper that laid in front of you, you sighed, feeling the steam coming out of your ears, even though you couldn't even finish the first question.

"Babe, what should we do for Halloween?" You looked at Shouto, who was sitting on his desk, focused on the math homework in front of him, having no problems with it, unlike you. You bit your lip, it sometimes amazed you how handsome he was.

"What do you mean, isn't there a party?" He asked, laying his pencil down and looking at you with a confused look on his face that you just found adorable.

You giggled -suppressing the urge to pinch his cheeks.- "Yeah, baby, I meant as what costume we should do." You had to admit, this was one of the many reasons you couldn't focus on the paper in front of you, since the second you heard about the party, it was the only thing that swarmed in your mind.

"Oh." He said softly. "Do we have to wear costumes?"

"Of course we do!" You told him, shocked. "And- we should do a couples costume, too!" He tilted his head slightly to the left, something you often saw him doing.

"We can do that?"

The question had you waiting to kiss him and/or bang your head to the wall. "Not only can, but we also have to do it." When his confused expression didn't change, you sighed. "I love Halloween and wearing costumes, and it's really fun! And since this is our first Halloween... I thought it would be cute if we went wearing matching costumes."

You stood up in need to be closer to him, and as always, he greeted you with open arms. Even though he wasn't big on showing affection in public, and usually just held your hand, he was just a big baby when you were alone. But then again, you had no complaints, whatsoever.

"I see you're very excited about this." He mumbled into your hair, and you smiled. "I am, baby, and you should be too! It's my favorite season, and all my best memories were on Halloween! Oh, come on, didn't you have any amazing or really scary adventures as a kid in Halloween?" You exclaimed, threading your fingers through his two-colored locks.

"Actually- don't answer that." You corrected yourself when he sent a blank look your way.

"But still, I think you're gonna love it, too! Okay, enough talk of how amazing Halloween is, let's think. Any suggestions?"

"Can you give me an example?" He asked after staying silent for a second or so. "Oh, umm, something like Batman and Catwoman, but let's not do that." You added before he agreed to it.

"Oh, that's not scary, though, is it?" He muttered and smiled when you giggled. "It doesn't have to be scary, it's really just an excuse to wear costumes." When he nodded but didn't say anything you raised your brows. "Any ideas?"

"Umm... Matching costumes." He muttered, scratching his head. "Like- sun and moon?"

"Sun and moon?" You repeated, and the image of you wearing round costumes making you grimace a little. The smallest smile tugged on his lips as his eyes examined your expression. "Cause you're my sunshine."

Even though it was cheesy as hell, it was worth seeing the shocked look on your face that melted into an embarrassed, cute smile, he thought.

"Okay," you muttered, hiding your flushed face from him. "I added that to the list."

"I can't think of anything, let's look at Pinterest." You stood up and laid on the bed, and it didn't take long for him to follow you. He laid right next to you, arms wrapping around you and his head dropping to your shoulder, his two-colored eyes on your phone screen, looking at your Pinterest feed that was full of costume ideas.

"That looks nice." He pointed at the angel-devil costumed couple. He loved to see how your lip rolled in, nose crinkling with thought. "I thought it was really nice, too. Added to the list, but let's keep looking- OH MY GOD, SHOU!" You suddenly exclaimed with the idea that suddenly popped into your head, excitedly pulling yourself up into a sitting position, making his arms that were around you to fall back on the bed.

"I have the best costume idea for you!" You told him, and even though he had no idea what it was that got you so excited, he couldn't stop smiling either.

"How about- How about going as Zuko?!" He stood silent for a few seconds, his brows furrowing slightly in thought. "Zuko? I'm not sure if I can pull it off, though."

Your eyes widened in disbelief. "Shouto, you guys are practically the same people. It's one of the many reasons I agreed to date you, you know." You teased, but you should have known better.

"It is?" He asked, his hand going to his scar almost immediately. His lips turned down into a frown, he looked so hurt it made your heart ache. "B-baby, I was just kidding." You told him and got closer to him, but frowned when he pulled away.

"Shou?" You called out, cupping the scarred side of his face and leaned in to press a soft kiss on his cheek when his frown didn't go away. His eyes were avoiding yours, the feeling of him hurt making your heart ache, "Baby, I really didn't mean it!" You repeated, wrapping your arms around his neck and pressing one more kiss to his cheek.

You searched for his eyes, and even though his frown wasn't gone, your eyes met his two-colored eyes that were bright with a mischievous glint.

"I think I'm gonna need more than that." He muttered, the frown turning to a smirk, and his face leaned forward, reaching for your lips. You gasped, finally understanding he was teasing you the whole time.

"Shouto," You protested. "I really thought I hurt you!"

"Ah, but you did." He told you, the smirk only growing when he felt your irritated gaze. "You broke my heart." His words caused you to narrow your eyes, and you frowned.

"You will pay for that, you know." You told him, and just as his lips ghosted on yours, you pulled back with a playful smile. His smile dropped almost instantly when he couldn't kiss you, a pout forming on his lips.

"What do you think about the Zuko costume?" You asked, ignoring the pout of your needy boyfriend. His eyes stared at you for a few seconds, probably expecting you to finally kiss him, but when you didn't he sighed.

"Let's try it." He answered, and you squealed with excitement. "Okay, let's do his best lines. Say- 'I'm never happy.' But with a frown, 'kay?"

His brows furrowed slightly, but he obliged anyway. "Like this?" He asked with a small smile after doing the part flawlessly but pouted when he noticed you weren't even looking at him, but instead looking at your phone screen and hiding your face from him.

His brows furrowed when he couldn't meet your eyes. "Did I do it- wait, are you blushing?" His blunt question didn't help either. "I'm not- I'm not blushing! Just keep doing it." You protested. "Can you say, 'The scar is not on the wrong side!'' He was about to do it when you stopped him, and he noticed how the fangirl in you suddenly took control.

"No, no, actually, can you say 'Hello, Zuko here.' Oh, and- and-" He raised his brows when you suddenly stopped talking -you were choking on your words-, now visibly blushing.

"And?" He pressed, amused by the deer caught in the headlights look you were giving him.

"Could you say... Umm... could you say 'You're so beautiful when you hate the world'?" Your voice was so low that Shouto was sure he couldn't have heard you if he wasn't listening very closely.

"You're so beautiful when you hate the world." He repeated in a low voice that sent goosebumps down your spine. Your eyes widened, feeling like your heart was going to stop in any second.

"Oh my god, Shou." You gulped, hiding your face in his neck since you could feel your cheeks burning, and you just couldn't face him. "I'm starting to think that you weren't joking when you told me you were dating me because I'm so similar to Zuko." He teased with a laugh.

"Don't tease me!" You protested, "Zuko is my first crush."

"That's rough, buddy." He muttered in your hair, just for the sake of hearing you squirming like this.

"I say no to you going as Zuko." You muttered, still hiding your face in his chest.

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"Are you sure you don't want me to go as Zuko?" He asked, apparently never going to stop teasing you about it. Just replaying the memory in your head caused your cheeks to burn, and he was well aware of that, too.

You had finally agreed on the devil-angel costume. As cliche as it was, it was still a really cute idea. Shouto had worn a simple black shirt and a burgundy jacket, and no matter how simple he was wearing, he still looked too handsome. He had plastic red devil horns located between his different colored messy locks, and he held a long, red trident. You shuddered as his eyes roamed over your body, eyes darkening a shade.

"You know, maybe you should wear this more often." He whispered as you walked towards the party. "What, this?" You raised your brows. You hadn't worn anything special either, just a white summer dress -you would have frozen to death if it wasn't for your boyfriends really practical quirk- and angel wings you had found for 5 dollars.

"Y-yeah." He muttered, turning his face away from you. Huh, you thought, look how the tables have turned. "You like my dress, baby?" You asked, and he bit his lip nervously, looking away.

"It looks nice." He fixed his horns and cleared his throat, well aware of how you stopped mid-track and how your face was getting closer to his inch by inch. "Yeah?" You whispered, and just as he was about to kiss you-

"Oh, get a room, you two!" You heard someone call out, making you jump in your place and ruining the moment. It was Sero wearing a spiderman costume, and Mina- she wore an oddly realistic Sailor Moon costume- and was snickering right behind the Spiderman.

"You look devilishly handsome, Todo-kun." She told him, making you roll your eyes.

"Where are the others?" You asked, and she pointed to the room that opened to the living room. "They already started. I can't tell you how hard it was to convince Bakugou to wear something other than his hero costume. He told us he was coming as the future number one hero." She rolled her eyes.

"What did he wear instead?" You asked as you opened the door, but your question was inaudible because of the banging music and chattering that left you dumbfounded for a second or so. The room smelled heavy, and the low lighting took a second for you to get used to it. There were pumpkins everywhere, toilet papers, ghosts, and fake spiders hung from the ceiling.

"Did Momo do all this?" You asked, amazed. "Yeah," Mina answered, shouting. "She's right there." She pointed at the couch that had a Shego from Kim possible, and she looked exhausted. "Oh, poor Momo, she did all the work." You muttered, but before you could go near her and thank her, a wild Pikachu appeared.

"Damn, Y/N, you look godsent!" Kaminari exclaimed when he saw you, his eyes widening, cheeks red with what you suspected to be the effects of alcohol. "What's with everyone and their bad puns today?" You muttered as you felt Shouto's arms pulling you a little closer to him. This caused you to send a quick glance at him, only to find him glaring at Kaminari. The Pikachu, who was oblivious to the cold glare he was receiving from your boyfriend, had two glasses in his hands -the glasses looked like pumpkins, and you noted in your head to go and thank Momo- "Here, drinks for the couple!" Kaminari exclaimed, slipping the cups into your hands, his wide grin causing your eyes to narrow in suspicion.

"What's in it?"

"Eh, don't worry about it and just- finish it in one go!" He told you, tapping your shoulder in a comforting concerning way. You only needed one sniff to know what it was, the strong alcohol scent causing you to grimace.

"Yeah, no." You answered, giving back the cups, which he gladly accepted. "Well then, that just means more alcohol for me!" He cheered, chugging both of the cups. Probably already forgot your existence, he walked towards the small crowd that was dancing, jamming to the music and grinning stupidly.

There was a huge pumpkin in the middle of the room, smoke coming out of it's carved eyes and mouth. People were dancing thoughtlessly around it, making it look like some twisted ritual.

Your eyes found the Sailor Moon that was dancing with Count Dracula -Tokoyami- and Spiderman, who was shooting web all around the place, the sight making you giggle.

You glanced back at your boyfriend, surprised to find him looking at you too, a soft smile on his lips. He lifted his hand without letting go of yours and pressed his lips softly on it, and he miraculously heard your little squeal of shock, despite the loud music that was shaking the decorations.

"Do you want to dance?" He muttered in your ear, leaning forward slightly and the familiar scent radiating from him making you sigh happily. "Yeah." You answered, letting him pull you to the middle of the room. His hand holding yours strongly, pulling you through the crowd, you finally found a place you could dance comfortably.

It was then when the loud music changed, a soft one replacing it instead. The sudden change caused you to look at the DJ -Shoji was supposed to be the Dj, but you locked eyes with a proud looking Ochako, instead. You noticed Shoji standing right next to her, a baffled look on his face- You sent a grateful look her way, and she answered with a bright smile.

"The song changed." Shouto commented, making you giggle.

He pulled you by your hand, causing you to lose your balance and fall towards him, he had a rare smug smile as one of his arms wrapped your waist and pulled you even closer to him.

"Gotta be careful." He muttered, his lips so close to your ear, it made you shiver, and you were sure by the smug smile that was slowly turning into a grin, that he could feel it, too.

"I'm falling for you, Shou." You teased, not expecting his cheeks to tinge pink. He leaned in, and you knew he was going to kiss you by the familiar look that was in his eyes. You had no complaints either, slightly moving on your tippy-toes, you reached towards him.

"I see the lovers are having fun." You heard someone say, the sound causing you to move away from your boyfriend, noting the way his eyes glaring coldly at the intruder. "You know, as a citizen of the most romantic city on earth, I can tell you that-"

"Go away." Shouto told the attention freak who had an emperor costume -Aoyama- without even letting him finish his sentence.

"But I was just telling you-"

"No." Shouto interrupted once again, not letting him finish his sentence. "Can you- can we talk later, Aoyama-Kun?" You told him when he looked like he was about to cry. "You see, we're dancing, and I don't think Shouto's in the mood to have a conversation."

"I'd love to listen to your adventures, though. Maybe you could tell all about it tomorrow?" You added to at least boost his ego a bit. He tried to look uninterested, but Aoyama would've died right then and there. "Yeah, if I have time, of course." He answered, fixing the plastic crown that was on his head and walked away to find a victim worthy of his time.

"Nice, see you later!" You called out and turned back to your grumpy boyfriend.

"Rude." You told him with a teasing poke to his cheek. "He was the one interrupting us. I just told him to go away." He defended himself. "You broke his heart. There's a difference!"

"He should've gone away the first time I told him. I would've talked to him if I wanted to, so why does he need to bother us?" He muttered, well aware the moment was -the second time tonight- ruined. You sighed when more people came your way, making small talk with you, more like Shouto telling them to kindly go away and you fixing the broken hearts. You loved them all, but the heavy air in the room, the smell of alcohol, sweat, perfumes, and many other things, the crowd and the people, all started to be a little too much for you. Though, you still did your best to hide it.

"Let's go." You heard Shouto's soft voice, a whisper that was so close to your ear, it made you shiver. Ignoring the group of people that were trying to talk with you two, he started leading you in a direction, and although you weren't sure where exactly, you trusted him fully and followed him.

You noticed the heavy, suffocating air had started to fade, and as you followed your boyfriend, the air had started to be at least a bit more breathable. You finally saw where he was taking you to, and you couldn't suppress your smile at how well he knew you.

"How did you know?" You asked him, only a meter between you and the balcony that opened to the fresh air and the slightly chilly night.

You just needed a second from all this music, the overly excited and drunk people, and the crowd altogether. And the fact that he had noticed this even before you yourself had just made you want to pull him into a kiss. And judging by the way he was looking at you, you weren't the only one.

"I think I-" He started to talk, but before he could even finish what he was saying, someone broke in between you. Again. "Oh- shit- sorry." A drunk Kirishima sent you both an apologetic grin and tried to find his balance. Shouto held him by his arm and steadied him, not even trying to hide how annoyed he was.

Kirishima's hair had red and orange streaks in it, his face also painted in various shades of red. "Hey, Kiri." You muttered, deciding that the balcony had to wait a while. "And, what are you supposed to be?" You asked him, trying to understand just how drunk he was.

"Oh, you can't tell?! I'm Calcifer, and that's my Howl!" He roared into your ear, pulling his arm free from Shouto, losing his balance once again.

You looked at where he was pointing, only to find the said ashy blonde sulking in the corner of the room, his hair still crazy as ever, though you had to admit the Howl costume looked really good on him.

You must've looked a little too long since you noticed how your boyfriend started to move once again, pulling you out to the balcony before anyone could stop him once again.

The fresh, cold air hit both your faces, making you sigh happily. It was times like this you noticed how nice it was to be able to breathe. There were only one or two people out in the balcony with you, most out here to smoke.

"Finally." He breathed, probably not even aware of the other people out there with you. He still hadn't let go of your hand, his thumb caressing your hand slightly, the small act of affection making your heart go feral.

Expecting him to pull you closer to him, you glanced his way when he didn't do anything, only to find his lips turned down in a frown. "Baby?" You asked. "Is there something wrong?"

"You seemed to like the Howl costume quite a lot." He mumbled under his breath, the tone, and the way he said it making you giggle. He was jealous. He saw the smile on your lips and pouted even more.

"I like you much much better."

"Of course, I'm the one who looks like Zuko, after all." He answered grumpily, but you noticed how his frown had melted into a soft smile, his hands now playing with the ruffles of your wings.

"I love you, Y/N." He whispered, his hands moving up from your wings to your cheek. His face getting closer to yours inch by inch, your hand automatically found it's way to his nape, unconsciously pulling him towards you.

"I love you, too, Shou."

As his warm lips touched yours, you felt so content and safe between his arms, you couldn't help but think that this was the best Halloween you ever had.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 251: Help I Love a Manga Too Much

Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi answered the age-old question of “can the Todorokis ever be together for more than five minutes without lapsing into a daytime soap opera?” with a resounding “HAHAHAHA.” Fuyumi and Shouto sat down with Kacchan and Deku and told them all about their super-dead brother Touya, whose death -- and you’ll be shocked to hear this -- apparently had something to do with Endeavor. What exactly happened, though, we don’t actually know, because they didn’t tell us, because of course they didn’t. Anyway, so then Fuyu bid everyone farewell and they piled into the Endeavormobile and started to drive away. Except they didn’t get very far, because all of a sudden some guy was like “HEY ENDEAVOR I’VE KIDNAPPED YOUR SON, NATSUO” and Endeavor was like “!!!” and the guy was like “AND I’M GONNA KILL HIM, WHEEEE” and then the chapter ended. Anyway so we all agree this family is cursed, yes?

Today on BnHA: Ending, who really doesn’t have much depth to him beyond continuously screaming “SO ARE YOU GONNA KILL ME ENDEAVOR?? HUH?! COME ON AND DO IT! I FUCKING DARE YOU TO DO IT! COME ONNNNNNN”, keeps on doing that. After about three seconds, the Terror Trio gets bored of sitting around not kicking ass, so they explode out of the car to join in the action. Since they all have impeccable senses of narrative timing, they simultaneously choose this moment to figure out all that shit Endeavor was trying to teach them a few chapters ago, with the end result being that (1) Shouto uses Flashfire, (2) DEKU USES BLACKWHIP YESSSSS, and (3) Katsuki rockets himself at fucking lightspeed to save Natsuo in the nick of time. Then Endeavor wraps Natsu (and Katsuki lmao) in a big ol’ panicked dad hug, which fully destroys me, and the chapter ends! So that was pretty quick, actually, but it sure was intense!

lmao -- what?? -- are you --

ME, TALKING TO A FOREST WITCH: so you’re saying that once I peer into this cauldron, the spell will reveal the thing I love most?

WITCH: yeah basically

ME: [peers, sees this]

WITCH: ...

ME: ... I can explain

[wiping away tears] yep so anyways. that’s my son. that’s my boy. so handsome. and talented

anyways so I guess that answers the question of whether or not the kids are gonna get involved lol. the title presumably refers to the one week of winter break that they had, which was also their time limit to try and beat a villain before Endeavor. GEE I WONDER IF THEY WILL DO IT

so Ending, our friend from last week (who apparently isn’t the “Takami” guy he was monologuing about, so so much for that), says that even under the most extreme circumstances, heroes will never choose to kill someone. and god I am so tempted to say something snarky about real life law enforcement here. but you know what, I’m not even gonna go there because this is supposed to be my happy weekly manga reading time, and lord knows Horikoshi is good enough at fucking that up himself without me adding on to it

anyway, so Ending says that despite that principle, Endeavor chose to kill that Noumu at Fukuoka. so I guess he assumes this means Endeavor just doesn’t give any fucks nowadays and will just kill ANYONE, ANYTIME, WHENEVER! sound, logical deduction there! airtight fucking reasoning

anyway this guy actually sounds seriously depressed though, and yeah this is getting dark real fast you guys

a few people pointed out to me last week that this guy is manipulating the lines painted on the road, and that’s what his quirk is (and it was also pointed out to me that he shot himself up with something akin to Trigger before he got started, so presumably he’s hopped up on those quirk roids at the moment), and now that I know I can see it actually should have been really obvious lol. anyways so yeah, looks like he’s been busy. I’m sure the three buckos strapped into the back seat of this vehicle know when they’re beat, and will use this opportunity to just take a nap or something

honestly, I could have predicted this coming even without that thumbnail lmao

also is anyone else dying at Katsuki being all BOOM!! while Deku and Todo are just “BANG” further back by the car. just a slight difference in intensity, here. it’s subtle but you can spot it if you look real close

anyway if I were Ending, this right here would be the point where I said “OH SHIT” real loudly, and screamed and dropped Natsuo and turned and hightailed it out of there with my road stripes whipping out behind me in the wind like tin cans dangling from the back of a newlywed car

LMAO CHAUFFEUR ARMSTRONG IS ALL “YOU FORGOT THESE!” AND YEETING THEIR COSTUMES OUT AFTER THEM, AND FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SERIES OF PANELS OMG

Endeavor’s face is fucking SENDING ME, man, oh my god. the man has gone FULL SURPRISED PIKACHU, someone help me I can’t breathe dfklsk

AND WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO, CATCH THE BRIEFCASES AND THEN THEY’LL JUST MAGICALLY UNFOLD THEMSELVES OUT OVER THEM LIKE IN IRON MAN 2? actually, scratch that, that’s exactly what should happen. please do this. I promise I won’t even poke fun, I’ll just accept it unconditionally

LOL IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER HOLY SHIT

“911, what’s your emergency?” YES HELLO PLEASE HELP, I LOVE A MANGA TOO MUCH. “ma’am, that’s not a real emerg –”  NO, LISTEN, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

Kacchan doesn’t even look back, he just reaches his hand out and knows exactly what Deku is doing without looking, and trusts his aim to be perfect. I’m so fucking weak for this teamwork I fucking sighed in real life you guys, it’s unbelievable

I can’t tell if this is Deku using “Shouto” the hero name, or if it’s now “Shouto” as in his actual name lol. because he’ll keep on using “Kacchan” no matter what, in any and all circumstances, so we can’t even use that to try and gauge lol. but anyway I’m choosing to believe it’s “Shouto” the name because they’ve now graduated to the next level of friendship after that dinner, and after Fuyu clasped his hand in both of her own and was all “I want you to know that I approve of the two of you together with all of my heart” or whatever it was she said, but it was basically that. so anyways yeah after that they’re now on a first name basis. YOU HEAR THAT, SHOUTO?

and then, with these bottom three panels, I know this is supposed to be all “click/bzzz/whrrr/other high tech costume-changing sounds” and it’s supposed to be a near-instantaneous costume change, presumably while still in motion because THEY’RE JUST BADASS BITCHES LIKE THAT, but like. in reality I pictured them all instantly grinding to a halt, and unclicking the locks on the briefcases, and Kacchan just giving his a shake to spill all the contents out haphazardly on the ground, while meanwhile Shouto is much more fastidious and respectful, and kneels on the ground and opens his case with both hands, and Deku is hopping around on one foot trying to drag his gloves on with his teeth while putting on his metal shoe-thingies, and the entire time Ending and Endeavor are just staring at the three of them like, “.....”

so anyway that’s what I choose to believe is actually happening. lastly, you also need to understand that pretty much this entire time, I’ve had the Powerpuff Girls theme playing in my head AT FULL INTENSITY on repeat, including during the part where they stop for five minutes to suit up. so there’s that, too

moving on!

TODOROKI SHOUTO, AFTER STOPPING TO CLICK OPEN HIS BRIEFCASE, RUMMAGING AROUND FOR HIS SHOULDER GUARD THINGS, LOOPING THEM OVER HIS ARMS, PAUSING TO WIPE THE SWEAT OFF HIS FOREHEAD, AND THEN FINALLY STANDING BACK UP: Natsuo!

lmao so anyway, now Endeavor is fully engaged in the fight once again, and thinking that Ending is “A FOOL” for letting himself get temporarily distracted by the interns’ shenanigans. but like. is he, though? seeing as he’s flat-out admitted to you that he wants to lose this fight? because he wants to die? did you hear that part? like, ??

so now there are some very intense closeups of Endeavor’s eye, and Natsuo’s face, and Endeavor’s feet

intense

(ETA: actually in hindsight of the hug, I fucking love this, because this is the moment where, right after he psychs himself up and is all, “now’s my chance!”, he sees Natsuo’s face and he sees the fear in his eyes, and all of a sudden he’s frozen in place, terrified of making a wrong move when his son’s life is at stake.)

-- oh snap, look who’s getting beaten to the punch!

do you guys remember that season 3 anime filler where Deku somehow beats Iida in a race and everyone just accepts it like that could ever actually possibly happen, like...?? if he can’t even keep up with Kacchan and Shouto, I hardly think he could pose a challenge to the guy who’s basically the Usain Bolt of heroes. but it’s not like that still keeps me up at night or anything. anyway!

so Ending here is giving the Todorokis a run for their money in the drama department, which is really saying something

okay, but what exactly is he supposed to do, then? you’re saying he should focus on killing you to save his son? so what, just like try to fry you and hope he doesn’t also hit Natsu? it seems to me like he has the same chance of success here whether he aims for lethal or nonlethal. so idk but go off I guess dude

oh damn, but in the meantime it looks like Todo is having some sort of badass awakening moment

YESSSSS SHOUTO UNLEASH THE INFERNO

(ETA: so Shouto just burned off his entire uniform, yes? boy you’d better keep that fire going now for modesty’s sake until you figure something out sob.)

lol so anyway I just had a flashback to Shouto’s fight against Tetsu back in chapter 205, and I realized that if Ending really wants to fight someone who absolutely doesn’t give a fuck, and will straight up kill a bitch with his quirk if they test him, then HERE’S YOUR GUY LMAO

now Ending’s saying “because you took your time...” and I have no idea where this is going, but I’ll take this as confirmation that they really did take a time-out for five minutes to gear up

oh damn

friendly reminder that gravity in BnHA tends to follow normal rules, unlike in most shounen manga. but even so, I’m finding myself hard-pressed to be concerned considering Kacchan and Deku are on the job. you’re gonna have to do better than that Ending my dude

wow is he shoving Natsu right into oncoming traffic?!

where the fuck did all these fucking cars come from out of nowhere like this?? the highway was like empty two minutes ago, geez

anyways now we’re seeing another “condense it!” panel, and is this one Bakugou??

I mean it looks like his gauntlet there, and I’m pretty sure Shouto was wearing sneakers in the panel earlier, and those obviously aren’t Deku’s shoes, so...!

YEPPPPPPPP

listen you judgey forest witch, I don’t need to justify myself to you, okay?? just!! I LOVE HIM END OF STORY

(ETA: and hey can we also just stop for a second and talk about how insanely fucking fast that was, though?? and Kacchan was fast to begin with -- remember how quickly he saved Jirou during the joint training arc. anyway so he’s basically moving at teleportation speeds now, and I’m here for it, and also terrified that he’s going to blow his fucking arms off at some point because holy fuck though.

also, once again I would like to express my gratitude for Horikoshi for once again giving Katsuki the big rescue moment, rather than having him go immediately for the bad guy. this is such an important thing to show. he’s really giving his all towards this “saving people” thing and trying his hardest and I’m so proud.)

and now it’s Deku’s turn to get to work!

that guy gripping his steering wheel for dear life has the most perfect expression I’ve ever seen, like that’s exactly the face I would be making in that situation. this chapter has had so many great facial expressions overall. I feel spoiled

[LUNGES TOWARD THE SCREEN IN ANTICIPATION!!] MOTHERFUCKER, ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE SOME BLOOP ALL UP IN THESE PAGES!?! PLEASE!!!!?

I FUCKING CAN’T WITH THIS BUILDUP?? THIS IS PAGE ELEVEN OF THE CHAPTER, AND I JUST KNOW WE’RE ABOUT TO END IT WITH A TWO-PAGE SPREAD ON THE NEXT PAGE. THIS HYPE IS TOO MUCH, I’M GONNA LOSE IT

OH SNAP NO IT WAS JUST A SINGLE PAGE!!

THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BLACKWHIP YESSSSSS

lmao Ending looks so fucking shocked at being completely taken apart by these three kids with basically no effort. and I see that ice creeping up around him. oh, son. you tried

and then the last page is -- oh

I mean, Deku and Shouto being complete badasses (ETA: and I so wasn’t kidding when I said that Shouto will straight up murder a bitch omg), but then

aaaaand there goes my heart. hey would it kill you to give me a heads up before you just go and STUFF IT FULL OF FEELS like that?? like

just. Endeavor just ran up and gathered him up in his arms, and he’s holding him with this desperation that we’ve never seen from him before, and just... wow. it’s completely disarming and I’m almost at a loss for a coherent response. meanwhile poor Katsuki nearly got wrapped up in it as well due to proximity, but it’s not like it’ll hurt him to see this moment up close. I still have another essay I’m working on for you, you little honey badger

(ETA: on closer inspection it seems like poor honey badger actually has been fully included in the hug lmao. and at first I was thinking it was just the proximity as I said above, but you know what? if some punk kid flew in out of nowhere and saved my child’s life, you can bet I’d be wrapping them up in a bear hug too. so maybe it’s just the dad emotions getting the better of him. either way Katsuki you just gotta put up with it!)

anyways don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here thinking about how Endeavor has already lost a child (and yes I know, but like I said last week, I genuinely believe it was a tragic accident. to me that makes infinitely more sense than all of the darker/more sinister explanations. but anyways we’ll see eventually), and his family has been in shambles for so long and he’s been estranged from all of them (for good reason), and I think he finally even is coming to terms with that, and the fact that it may always be this way for him because of what he’s done. but to then almost have a second child taken from him, right before his eyes, and knowing that once again it would have been his fault, was apparently more than he could handle

and then, just the fact that he reacted in this of all ways. by openly showing tenderness and emotion, without even thinking about it, because he was so shaken up by the whole thing. this from Todoroki Enji, the most stoic, impassive, closed-off motherfucker to ever walk the earth! like, even after he clearly established that he was on the redemption path, he still never showed this kind of vulnerability. we’ve had a window or two into his thoughts and reflections, so we know he’s been experiencing remorse, and we could see it also during some of the quieter moments like him thanking Fuyumi or kneeling at the shrine for Touya. but I will tell you that I never for a moment could have imagined a scene like this. and I know it’s probably going to make some people angry because they feel like he hasn’t “earned” it or whatever. but I’ll be fully honest, at this point I’m kind of over feeling like I have to put a disclaimer every week explaining that yes, I like the Endeavor redemption arc lol. just, yeah. I like it. and anyway, so this was feels all over the damn place. fuck

(ETA: and I feel it’s worth adding here that even though Endeavor didn’t do anything to save Natsuo himself directly, it’s his guidance that enabled those three padawans to reach the next level so quickly. so in a way he did save his son: by finally moving past his self-centered mentality and taking these three kids under his wing and helping them grow. this wasn’t a victory he could have pulled off alone. but because he finally learned to see past himself, they were able to win the day and save Natsu.)

anyway, so now that all this has happened, I’m curious as to whether this is the end of this little arc! if so it’s much shorter than I expected. though obviously their internship is going to continue even after they head back to school, so it’s not like the action is just gonna come screeching to a halt. but maybe we’ll take a little break after this to catch up with the rest of 1-A, and maybe follow up with All Might to see who the great-great-grandfather of One for All is, oh snap

AND MAYBE A CERTAIN SOMEONE CAN HIT US UP WITH HIS THOUGHTS AND REFLECTIONS ON WHAT HE LEARNED DURING THIS WINTER BREAK, AND WHETHER OR NOT HE TOOK AWAY ANYTHING FROM THIS THAT MIGHT STEER HIM A BIT MORE TOWARDS HIS NEW HERO NAME. THAT WOULD BE SPLENDID. JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE

and having said that, I don’t really have a clean way of ending this recap this week lol so just. uh. I liked it a lot, thank you, good night

[thepandragons]

Rant: Merlin’s The Dragon’s Call

Hi everyone. It’s been a while since I’ve posted any original content on this blog and the only explanation I can offer is that I have a debilitating time management issue :’). But anyways I have fully watched Merlin so I’ve decided as my coming-back (coming out? hahahahah- I’m sorry) post that I should start from the very beginning of this emotionally tormenting show. It’s all downhill from here folks :’)

Ok for starter’s in Netflix’s description of this episode Merlin is described as a “country boy” I don’t know about you but the way that the description frames the show I’m expecting this to be a hallmark movie about a coming of age. And as we know a common trope in Hallmark movies is poor people ending up with princes...coincidence? Nah fam. 

Quick side note: It would be illegal of me not to notice how small our boy Merlin looks. Like, you have to love him :)

Anyways, after the small little montage of Merlin looking at Camelot with wide-eyed wonder, we are taken out of that moment abruptly. As an audience we see Uther is sentencing someone to death for magic and condemning magic. Merlin is clearly horrified. We are not aware he has magic yet but most people know that the name Merlin is associated with a sorcerer so....we been knew. While we don’t know Merlin yet we have been told he has a great destiny by a mysterious voice over so this just further grabs our attention.

 For fans of the show, it just goes to show how brave and selfless Merlin is. Merlin wasn’t just a brave magician gallivanting around saving people, who then realized that magic was illegal later on and was too attached to Camelot to stop helping out. No, Merlin was brave from the get-go. One (or Gaius) would even say stupidly brave. Merlin could’ve easily been so scared off by this initial encounter that he decided to keep his magic to himself. Instead we see Merlin become deeply moved by this display of ignorance and be further moved by the outburst of the mother of the man who has been executed (before it took a creepy turn). And while this may not be the gay light hearted Hallmark story you clicked on this rant for, these experiences will shape Merlin and his relationships with those around him (*cough,cough* and Arthur)

Mary being the mother of the accused who got executed takes on Helen’s appearance. Helen is an opera singer set to perform for a royal party. While the show presents a magical protagonist, the show also shows how magic can be used for evil. No doubt this is going to be a moral dillema that Merlin has to face in future episodes. 

But let’s get to one of the gayest parts of the episode! Merlin’s first meeting with Arthur can hardly be called romantic. They meet when Merlin comes across Arthur using a servant for target pracice. So things are not looking too hot right now. Our brave boy Merlin decides to speak up because being used as target pracitce is not in the servant’s job description as far as I’m concerned. Unfortunately, Merlin doesn’t know he’s talking to the prince. Or fortunately, because this is the first step to Arthur’s character development in viewing all classes equally. But most importantly for the entertainment value of this post it leads to some sexual tension :’). What an eventful first episode. 

Now although Arthur and Merlin are clearly irritated Arthur is laughing in a way which makes me think he is somewhat entertained by it. Dare I say...attracted? We can safely assume no one has ever talked to Arthur in this way before so it is a new and (sexually) confusing situation. Like the boy says “Do you know how to walk on your knees” this is some Shakespeare level sexual tension. He said “Would you like help” I can’t ya’ll. 

However, Merlin throws a punch and Arthur says he’ll have him thrown in jail. Merlin, our brave but very reckless boy says “Who do you think you are, the king.” and Arthur reveals he’s the king’s son. The sexual tension is dead and it replaced by shock and anger. Arthur is making a suprised Pikachu face because he is shocked that someone he threatened physically would attempt to fight him. 

Later, Merlin walk through town and passes Arthur and his crew and Arthur provokes him. When Merlin retaliates Arthur’s best comeback is “I could take you apart with one blow” Yes I know that it wasn’t intended to be dirty but that doesn’t make it any less entertaining given modern language. Once again Merlin’s bravery is asserted in a fight with a dubious vicotry. Arthur stops guards from arresting Merlin saying “There’s something about you Merlin, I can’t quite put my finger on it.” could it be Merlin’s magic? I highly doubt it, Arthur is fooled by magic people all the time in the series. I believe Arthur is perceiving the weird chemistry that comes from meeting someone who is brave enough to disregard their rank in comparison to his. The chemistry of meeting someone whose destiny is intertwined with his. Plus the sexual tension.   

The next event of importance to this analysis is Merlin meeting Kilgarrah, the dragon imprisoned in the castle. Merlin is told by Kilgrarrah that Arthur needs Merlin to succeed in uniting Albion and that Merlin’s destiny is to help him. Merlin says “But I'm serious! If anyone wants to go and kill him, they can go ahead. In fact, I'll give them a hand.” and for anyone who has watched at least five minutes of the show that statement is laughable. Merlin calls Arthur an idiot and Kilgarrah says maybe its his destiny to change that. Kilgarrah is telling Merlin that Arthur needs him and his help. He needs him to help him unite Albion and make him a better person. This shows how intertwined their destinies are, which gives them a completely different dynamic that they can’t replicate with anyone else. This is what intrigues viewers about the ship.

The epsiode ends with Merlin saving Arthur from dying due to the hands of the woman posing as Helen the opera singer. The same man who said he would help someone kill Arthur saves his life and is “rewarded” with the postion as Arthur’s manservant. With seemingly no reason to like Arthur this shows how Merlin is a good person. It also demonstrates that the words told to him about destiny hold more weight to him than he lets on. 

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Sweet Dreams are Made of This

Another continuation of the WCBI AU! Just wanted to write a small one-shot of them being teenagers for once. :D

(Reading the Origins arc is not required to understand this fic outside of one or two sentences)

Words: 3,048

Warnings: NSFW mentions, copious amounts of making out, allusion to the crusades, mentions of neutering, killing mention (in the form of jokes)

Ships: Romantic Remile, Platonic NaRemile, platonic LAMP

Tags: @fandermom @patchworkofstars @poisonedapples @hogwarts-my-love @opaque-puppet @omni-hamiltrash @darling-elm @jynxlovesluck @madly-handsome @strickenwithclairvoyance @limitededitionsanderssidesblog @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @ab-artist  @sometimeswritingsometimesdying @because-were-fam-ily @gattonero17 @analogical-mess @joaniejustwokeup @whycantihavemorethan32characters

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Remy walked into school with an old pair of fleece space pants he had stolen from Logan and a night mask with the words “Lights Out” painted on sitting on top of his head. He always claimed to participate in school dress-up days out of irony, but anyone who knew him well knew better.

He smiled as Emile stepped out of the car next to him, dressed head to toe in a Stitch onesie with matching blue Converse. His heart melted as he took in the sight of his boyfriend. “Aloha,” he teased, stepping closer and greeting his boyfriend with a gentle kiss.

“No PDA in the parking lot!” Narcissa yelled, interrupting their moment. Emile giggled as Remy kissing him again while flipping her off. “You two are disgusting.”

“Disgustingly cute maybe,” Remy said with a wink. He looked up and down at her Falling in Reverse pajamas. “Has anyone told you punk is dead?”

“Has anyone told you that I don’t give a shit?” she asked with a smile as she pulled her hair back into a ponytail, showing off the multitude of piercings she wore. “Plus, Roman roped me into this whole thing. I’m sure he’s running late in an Olaf onesie somewhere.”

The trio walked through the school gate. “I’m sure he’s already in the chorus room,” Remy said. “God knows he loves to be early.”

Narcissa groaned. “Remember when he made us get up at six for a chorus concert?”

“I have never wanted to kill him more than I had at that moment.”

“I’m the only thing stopping you two from killing each other,” Narcissa bragged with a laugh.

“Only because you’re going to kill one of them first,” Emile laughed. “Now, of course, I’d never tell you to bring harm to Roman, I’d just like to suggest you keep my boyfriend alive.”

Narcissa laughed as she looked Remy up and down as if scanning him. She winked at Emile. “No promises.”

Emile pouted and Remy swooped in with a quick kiss. It was hardly a matter of seconds before they were back to making out. Narcissa took her water bottle out of her bag and poured some of the ice-cold contents on Remy’s head.

“YOU BITCH!” he screamed, jumping back as his white shirt became halfway soaked.

“We’re getting you neutered after school.”

“I should get going,” Emile laughed, mostly dry. “I’ll see you at lunch.” He blew a kiss towards Remy and skipped off towards the science building.

Narcissa took a sip of water with a smirk. “Ah. How refreshing.” Remy punched her in the arm.

+++

Virgil always loved to go all out for pajama day, so it was no surprise to see him in plaid pajamas with slippers and a bathrobe on. It was, however, surprising to see Logan sitting in a Batman onesie.

Virgil wolf-whistled as he sat down. “Didn’t take you for the vigilante type.”

“I’ll have you know, Bruce Wayne is a brilliant deceive.”

“And?”

Logan sighed, mumbling, “And my English teacher gives extra credit to anyone who participates.”

“You’re such a nerd,” Virgil laughed affectionately. “Princey will never let you live this down.”

Logan sighed, hitting his head against the desk. “I’m well aware.”

+++

Patton had grown used to eating lunches alone. He wasn’t particularly upset about it, in fact, he found the time alone to be peaceful. So it was quite a surprise when Emile grabbed his hand and ran with him to a crowded lunch table.

“I’m not letting my best friend eat alone on this momentous holiday,” he proclaimed.

“It’s... it’s not a holiday,” Patton stammered but no argument could stop Emile from sitting Patton down between himself and Roman.

“Are those Christmas Pajamas?” Logan asked, scanning him with knitted eyebrows.

“It’s never too early to celebrate Christmas!” Roman said, fully clad in a Pikachu onesie.

“Halloween was last week,” Virgil and Logan both argued.

“And then Christmas!” Roman yelled.

“Forgetting something there, babe?”

“In this house, we don’t stan Thanksgiving,” Narcissa said, biting into a slice of pizza.

Logan looked at her for a long second before taking a sip of Virgil’s soda. “I will never understand today’s youth.”

“You’re seventeen. And a coke stealing thot.”

“I’m the thot here?” Logan asked, pointing at Emile and Remy. Emile was sitting on Remy’s lap, legs around his waist as they made out.

Roman gagged, covering Patton’s eyes with his hand. “That’s practically foreplay.”

“I’m calling the vet,” Narcissa said, her phone held to her ear. “Getting this horny bitch neutered.”

“Who wants my cousins dick?” Virgil teased. “EMILE PICANI, YOU PERV, PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!”

“You’re corrupting the innocent child,” Roman scolded.

“I’m fifteen.”

“Exactly. You are small like baby.”

“You’re only three years older than me.”

“Three cold and hardening years,” he said pressing a hand to his chest and moving his forearm to his forehead dramatically. “You’ll understand when you’re my age. You’re basically a sixth-grader.”

“I’m a tenth grader.”

“Being an asshole to Sophomores,” Logan laughed. “Another thing you’ll understand when you’re his age.”

“I thought Juniors are the ones who are supposed to be mean to Sophomores.”

“No, no, no,” Virgil said. “Juniors hate freshman.”

“This is exhausting,” Patton groaned.

“You know what’s not exhausting?” Narcissa asked, jumping up onto the bench. “Going to a party at my house.”

Patton, Logan, Roman, and Virgil all exchanged glances. Virgil pulled his bathrobe down over his arms as Patton ghosted his fingers over his eye.

“How many people?” Roman asked.

“Just us,” Narcissa said. “I’ll give rides to anyone who needs it.”

“My mom doesn’t let me ride with student drivers,” Patton said sadly.

Narcissa nudged his foot and winked. “She doesn’t need to know.”

“What’s your plan for dealing with He Who Shall Not Be Named and his dreidel?” Virgil asked.

“If anyone gets a boner I’m kicking them out,” she said. “And I mean anyone. Logan gets a boner? They’re out.”

“Dreidel,” Roman laughed. “I just got that.”

“My house, after school. I’ll get Dad to order some pizzas.”

“Pizza from Papa Draco,” Roman said.

“If you call him that tonight, I will kill you.”

“Logan, write my will.”

+++

Patton didn’t like lying to his mom. Well, it wasn’t exactly a lie he was at a friend’s house after all, but he wasn’t truthful about the reasons why. He hated lying, but he didn’t want this to be the first trial of whether or not his powers work over the phone. He sat in the back of Narcissa’s car with Virgil while Logan sat in the front.

“So, Patton,” Narcissa said, “house rules are simple. Don’t swear too loudly and try not to spill anything on the carpet. Oh- especially nothing purple. Remy spilt grape juice once and he was banned for a month.”

“True story,” Virgil verified. “He wouldn’t stop pouting about it. You would have thought he was banned from seeing you or something.”

“Was this the legendary Draco party I keep hearing about but never get details on?” Logan asked.

“It’s one thing Remy and I have in common,” she teased. “What happens at our parties, stay at our parties.”

“Should I be worried?”

“No,” Narcissa said.

“Yes,” Virgil replied.

Patton felt a knot twist in his stomach and sink into him like an anchor. This was going to be a long night...

All three cars arrived at roughly the same time, allowing the group to follow Narcissa as she unlocked the front door. “Dad! I’m home!” she yelled. “And I even brought all my male whores with me!”

“Don’t get pregnant!” he yelled back from somewhere deep within the house. “Pizza’s on the stove!”

“Aww fuck yeah,” she said, grabbing a box. “Thot, Hoe, you grab the other two.”

Patton stood in mild surprise as Remy and Emile immediately followed suit. Then he remembered lunch and was less shocked. He followed everyone upstairs towards a door painted black.

Narcissa’s room was just about what Patton expected from a friend of Roman’s who wore all black and probably ten earrings at a time. The walls were painted black and dark blue. However what he did not expect was a large blue, pink, and white flag covering most of the wall above her bed. Patton smiled and Narcissa nudged his shoulder, “Got a demisexual one for Roman for Christmas. I can send you the link to the Etsy shop I use if you want some pride shit. You’d look cute with a rainbow lapel pin.”

Patton laughed, settling between her and Virgil as all of them took a seat around a circular purple rug on her wood floors. Emile passed around paper plates and they all started grabbing slices of pizza.

“Let’s play a game,” Remy suggested with a sly smirk. “Spin the bottle?”

“I think we’ve seen enough kissing for one lifetime,” Logan said. Roman stuck his finger down his throat and gagged.

“Good old fashioned game of truth or dare?” Virgil suggested. “Think of it as a housewarming for Patton.”

“Oh boy.”

“Oh boy, indeed,” Logan laughed, a sly grin growing upon his face. “I’ll go first-“

“Nope!” Remy yelled. “Roman! Truth or dare!”

“I was going to ask first!” Logan protested.

“House rules,” Remy said, “he who wears the leather jacket goes first!”

“He who shall go fuck himself,” Logan murmured earning a laugh from Virgil.

“Truth,” Roman said.

“Who was the last person you had a crush on?” Remy asked with an innocent smile but devil eyes hidden behind his sunglasses.

Roman glared daggers at him. “Jon Cozart. Patton, truth or dare?”

“That’s a lie!”

“Prove it,” he said through clenched teeth. “Patton, truth or dare.” Roman never took his eyes off of Remy and Narcissa.

“Uh, truth,” Patton mumbled weakly.

“I dare you to kick Remy’s ass.”

“He said ‘truth’, Roman,” Emile said sternly. 

“Fine. What’s your favorite color?”

Patton fidgeted with his sleeves. “Blue. Emile, truth or dare.”

“Dare,” Emile said, leaning into Remy’s side.

Patton swore under his breath as he tried to think of something but his mind was drawing a blank. Virgil tapped his knee, prompting Patton to lean into him. He whispered something causing both of them to laugh. “I dare you to stop making out with Remy for an hour.”

Emile rolled his eyes and grabbed his phone. “Once this timer is over I’m sucking his dick in front of every single one of you.”

Narcissa threw a pizza crust at him. “I’m neutering both of you.”

Roman rolled a water bottle towards him. “Since you wanna be so fucking thirsty.”

Emile gave a hand gesture that Patton was honestly surprised to see from his best friend. (How well did he actually know anyone here?) “Narcissa, truth or dare?”

She bit into a piece of pizza contemplatively. “Dare.”

“Exchange an article of clothing with someone of your choice.”

“Virgil, hand over your hoodie,” she demanded. As Virgil sighed and took off his jacket, she made quick work of taking off her bra from under her shirt. She threw it at Virgil and snatched his hoodie within the same second.

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” he said. “I’m not putting this on.”

“Virgil, truth or dare?” she asked.

“Tru-“

“I dare you to put the bra on.”

“I picked truth.”

“Hmmm, I don’t think you did,” Narcissa said with an innocent smile, pulling up the hood of Virgil’s jacket.

“Sounded like dare to me,” Remy said.

“He said dare,” Roman confirmed with a smirk.

“Princey,” Virgil said as he took off his shirt, “you are fucking dead to me.” Remy took careful note of the eyes raking over every inch of Virgil’s skin as he struggled with the bra.

“Do you need help?” Patton asked.

“No- No, I got- I can do this- I-“ Virgil sighed. “I need help.”

Patton rolled his eyes and did the clasp in one easy move, handing Virgil his shirt to put back on. “Not that hard.”

“Oh-Em-Gee, you know what this means?” Remy asked loudly with a look of false shock. Patton’s eyes went wide and his heart started racing. “Patton’s a fucking wizard.” He relaxed slightly but Narcissa made sure to take his hand where no one could see as she rubbed gentle circles against his skin.

“This wire is a bitch,” Virgil said.

“You’re a bitch,” Narcissa corrected.

And so the game continued into the night. Some small secrets revealed and many ridiculous dares completed. When an alarm went off on Emile’s phone everyone groaned loudly. He gave Remy a gentle peck on the cheek and they continued playing.

“Who wants to stay the night?” Narcissa asked with a yawn. Roman and Virgil both quickly volunteered while everyone else gave regretful glances. Patton sunk in on himself slightly.

“I, uh, need a ride home,” Patton said quietly.

“You live by Emile, right?” He nodded. “Cool, I can drive you.”

“If I may be at your mercy as well-“

“Yes, Logan, I’ll drive you home. If you don’t mind stopping by my place for a few minutes first. I need your input on something.”

“Oh?” Emile asked curiously.

“You’re not getting anything out of me,” Remy stated.

Emile moved closer, putting his hand on Remy’s knee and slowly dragging his fingers towards his hip. “Anything?” Emile asked innocently, pressing his body against Remy’s.

Narcissa pointed at Remy’s dick. “If that gets hard I swear to fuck I’m banning you from my house again.”

“We’ll have more fun at my house anyway,” Remy said with a smirk.

Virgil put his hands over his ears. “LA LA LA I DON’T HEAR ANYTHING NOPE NOTHING IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.”

“Oh please,” Remy groaned. “You’re not the only one here who has to deal with people in this room wanting to suck your cousin’s dick.”

“Patton,” Narcissa said. “Can you help me bring the boxes downstairs?”

“Uh, yeah, sure,” he uttered, grabbing two empty boxes into his arms. Once they were in the kitchen, Narcissa put the boxes on the stove and gently laid a hand on Patton’s shoulder.

“Are you okay?” she asked. “I saw Remy get under your skin a little- he doesn’t mean anything by it, I’m sure he doesn’t even know.”

“Remy’s... fine,” Patton said. “I’m just a little paranoid.”

“And that’s okay,” she said. “But I want you to know you’re safe here. Obviously, no one is going to ask you to disclose that information, but if you ever did, you’re one of us now and that means we’re going to support you. All of us.”

“How did you, you know, talk to them about it?” Patton asked shyly.

Narcissa smiled, soft and genuine. It was the first time Patton saw her as anything other than another scary upperclassman. “I know I give Remy a lot of shit but, if not for him and Roman, I don’t know if I ever would have come out. But they helped me,” she explained. “Remy’s easy. He makes it all seem so effortless, you know, using the right name and pronouns.”

“And Roman?” he asked nervously.

“Roman helped make me who I am. He’s the reason I stayed in chorus. He’s the reason I came out to my parents and why I get to be myself today.” Her smile grew a bit brighter. “I’d do anything for him.” She leaned in closer to him and whispered, “Plus, it was nice knowing Roman’s charm had no ulterior motivation.”

“Motivation?” Patton asked.

Narcissa grabbed the boxes from the stove and winked at Remy who stood at the base of the stairs. “I think that’s a story for another party,” she teased. “Preferably one with more alcohol.”

“Um, yeah,” Patton mumbled.

“Almost ready?” Remy called out.

“Emile’s a lucky guy,” was all she said. “Goodnight, Patton.”

Patton was faced with the familiar feeling of reading a new book, gears turning as the reader is faced with unfamiliar worlds and characters. Narcissa was something far greater than a new protagonist; she was something mysterious and fantastical, a great dragon hiding far from the edge of the kingdom.

He got into Remy’s car, sitting in the back with Logan. It was a silent drive, Remy preferring to have the radio off to stay focused on the road, with only the sound of the wind coming from the small way Emile’s window was cracked open and the gentle tapping of Logan’s fingers against his book bag. Patton held his bag to his chest, growing desperate to take off his binder. It was calming and peaceful, a state of tranquility men have killed to achieve.

When they pulled in to Emile’s driveway, Remy walked him to the front door. Patton and Logan watched in silence as the two lovers held hands tightly and pressed a gentle kiss to each other’s lips. It wasn’t as passionate and hungry as they usually were in public and Patton almost felt awful for looking, yet the tender moments of domesticity are what draw us in and capture our hearts. Patton couldn’t look away until they were once more two separate individuals.

“I imagine we’ll be seeing a lot more of each other,” Logan said stoically.

“That’s what friends do, isn’t it?”

Logan let out a laugh, but no joy or humor, and twisted his face in such a way that was unreadable in the shadows of the car. “Friends,” Logan repeated. Patton felt a tug at his heart that he couldn’t quite place. Whatever it was he was feeling, he certainly wasn’t a fan. “It’s... nice, I suppose, all four of us being in the same room with no powers or arcane beings to worry about.”

“Oh! Speaking of, Morality-”

Logan pressed a finger to Patton’s lips to silence him. “I was just commenting on how nice this break is. Please do not disrupt that, this is not the time for us to be heroes.”

“Right,” Patton said. “Sorry, Logan.”

Remy and Emile met for one final kiss as Emile unlocked his front door with his free hand. They said their goodbyes and goodnight wishes as Emile disappeared behind the door.

“Do not apologize, Patton,” he instructed.

Remy got back into the car and the rest of the evening was silent, peaceful. The rest of the evening was what men kill for.

[supersadist64]

could you tell us more about sweets ??? i love them sm i cant handle it 😳

*surprised pikachu* WHAT

long post incoming cuz tumblr doesnt want me to be able to put readmores on an ask. jesus

WELL sweets started as a lisasona then he turned out to be his own thing. literally based off the concept of “sweet/smooth talking”heres a ref i never truly got around to posting so heres it i guess

extra facts:hes a trans dude, was in a gang pre flash for 5 years of his life (the sapphire serpents), has cigarette burns almost everywhere, hes latino! hes a semi decent cook.

hes a joy addict and a wanderer. i never posted this ref cuz i meant to add calamitys gang’s symbol to show that he knows her.hes sarcastic and smug, hes kind of a loser. but hes very charming and always gets what he wants.

hes very “i have no feelings, they disappoint me”. thats why he takes joy, he wants to feel nothing.hes a toy to the joy boys, mostly to buzzo (which he may or may not have feelings for. feelings? me? no way!) used for sex or as an ashtray or what have you. just in exchange for joy.he sorta accidentally falls in line/is accompanied by Puppy most of the time. sweets gave him food out of pity and puppy just.. followed him. theyre in love. clearly.he also has a weheartit collection of all fucking things if that strikes your fancy x

and currently me and tom are doing DOMESTIC SHIT/lisa the wishful with him and puppy so thats my mind right now.he loves xanax and trying to convince himself hes emotionless. 

as for his actual backstory like i said he was in a gang. his mom kicked him out as soon as she was able to. and because of his upbringing and the area he grew up in..he just fell into a gang. he had no where else to go.

heres a logo concept thing :)

 at the time, he was just another girl, arm candy, an ashtray, a punching bag etc... 

when he was 19, a few guys were drunk and rowdy and wanted to take their anger out on “new meat”, esp since he wasnt looking too fucked up yet. so the right side of his face got fuuuucked up, and the injury fucked with his eye and turned it blue.

kept cutting his hair and grew it over his eye, he cant see very well out of it anyways. he wanted to hide his face, he..just has to, yknow.

at 21 he got noticed by the leader, he was enthralled by him. and sweets became the favorite.the leader called him sweetheart and was very nice to him. i mean, he still put out cigarettes on his body and used him. but he was gentle sometimes. sweets was in love, and still he thinks *thats* what love is.the leader let sweets get on T too! but he still had to wear makeup and put his hair up (”you can take T and do what you want but you still have to look pretty for me..”)

so the sapphire serpents went on doing Gang things and got a little too big for its britches. a rival gang, the malachite eagles, attackedkilled most everyone, letting girls go, they were just arm candy anyways.

until the leaders room, where sweets and 3 other girls resided. they were the favorites. they knew way more than they should have. the leader was killed in another room. and men came into where sweets and the girls stayed.grabbing them and pointing guns at them, asking them what they know. codes, passwords, hideouts, stashes...everything.

first girl was there since the beginning and was too loyal. she refused to give up anything (and she knew everything), and was shot.the second girl was so shocked and scared she just held her cross necklace and prayed, she was unresponsive and was shot.the third girl didnt know anything, she was new, but deemed a liar, and was shot.sweets knew everything, and told them everything. the malachites spared him, and gave him quite a hefty sum of money and told him to get out and never show his face around here again. sweets packed up his things along with some extras from now dead people, and left.one way ticket to olathe, and on the way there he met a lady selling “otherworldly trinkets and baubles”a nazar mask was among them. he bought it to hide his face and keep away evil. and left for olathe.

so thats sweets! thanks for showing some interest in this fucking IDIOT......... this got long. hope you like or actually read it. thanks!!!!!!! aaaa im gonna hide

[champofpallet]

There was an audible cry from the Battle Tree entrance. Huggles, the Battle Tree Bewear was frantically looking for something. The pink bear like creature knew that every day, around seven-o-clock sharp, there were a mountain of berries in his bowl. But today as he wakes up at the same time he usually does when he checks his bowl there were no berries to be found! Another scream came from Huggles as he hit a tree in frustration, making the whole battle facility jump with surprise before they got ready to start their day of battling trainers.

The Battle Points ladies tried to calm Huggles down, but the Pokemon was devastated by this. He was going to starve. And after trying so hard to protect his berry horde from an adamant Crabrawler who would try to steal his berry horde whenever his back was turned! But there was no way that Crabrawler would have been the one to do it, could he? Crabrawler were so small! If a pile of berries were to walk off someone would have stopped it, right? There was only one way to get his breakfast, and that was from either the red hat man or the orange haired man. Huggles gave a loud whine and gave one swift punch to the Battle Tree making everyone jump.

All except for Red who was outside with earphones on while he gave his Pokemon breakfast. Behind him and floating in the air was his Rotomdex who was the one playing the music for him on his screen. Sure the two have had their differences, but sometimes they get along. Well, if Rotom doesn’t pull any dumb pranks, but both of them were too tired for that.

The only thing Red could hear was the music playing in his earphones, but he did see his Pikachu stop to look at something behind him in shock while eating his breakfast. All his other Pokemon were too! Unless for Snorlax of course who was laying on his back snoring contently. That was odd, usually Snorlax would be up and at ‘em when breakfast was served, however today he was sleeping and smiling even when taken out of his Pokeball. He couldn’t be sick, he looked too happy to be sick, but it was strange that he won’t even get up to eat. 

“I never knew there’d be a time when you aren't hungry, Snorlax. Maybe I’ll take you to Nurse Joy tonight to make sure you’re okay just in case.” It was odd for the usual bottomless pit of a stomach that Snorlax had to be full. However when Red turned the corner he was met face to face with some tired eyes. Every champion of the Battle Tree was looking at him as if he ate the last of the malasadas in the break room. Rotom retracted the earbuds from Red’s ears forcefully making him yelp. “Looks like you got company bzzrt…” Red scowls at the floating Rotom Pokedex then focuses his attention on the other champions. “What’s up you guys? Something happen?” This question just enraged Blue who scowls at him.

“Please tell me you remembered to feed Huggles.” The trainer pleads with tired eyes. The Kanto legend blinked a few times and stares back at the others. “Of course I did. It was my turn to feed him today! ...I think…”

Blue grabs Red by the shoulders forcefully. “YOU THINK?!”

“Woah, what is all this about? I-I’m pretty sure I remembered to feed him. I-In fact that’s the first thing I do as soon as I get here.” Red faltered trying to back out of Blue’s strong hold. If he didn’t feed Huggles he knew the trouble that he would get into. If his hugs felt like being squeezed by millions of Arbok, then think of what getting punched by him would feel like? It almost knocked this whole battle facility down! “We believe you, Red.” Steven Stone, champion of Hoenn had said with a nod. “All we are trying to do is figure out why Bewear is so angry. If he was fed he is usually calm, correct?” Everyone nodded. Usually Huggles is the sweetest Bewear on Poni Island! He was found as a Stufful when the Battle Tree was built and became quick friends with everyone. After watching all the battles and getting hugged and petted by all the trainers, Huggles quickly evolved into a full grown Bewear. He was hardly ever angry, that is unless he’s hungry.

“Do you think someone stole the berries I put in the bowl for him?” Red pondered. Blue sneered at him. “Oh nooo Red, the berries just walked off by themselves. Mystery solved. We all can go home. Sherlock Holmes over here guessed everything right.” Red’s eyes widened when he realized why they all went to him. 

“W-W-Wait. You all think I took Huggles’ berries? No. I value my life.” If Huggles saw him touch any of his food he would be sent to the moon by a flying punch from one fluffy pink fist. He could feel his bones shudder. “If you value your life, then why did you steal Huggle’s food, Red? Now he’s gonna kill us!”

Speaking of Huggles, the Bewear had pretty much jumped from the top of the Battle Tree and onto the ground below like some sort of Pokemon action hero. Bits of dirt were lifted up by his landing and it was as if time stopped for a second. Even Red’s Pokemon were surprised and stopped eating their breakfast mid chew when the pink cannonball landed onto the ground. Needless to say all the humans were scared. Well...except for Cynthia, champion of Sinnoh, who looked rather calm.

“DO YOU NOT SEE THE BEWEAR FALL DOWN IN HERE LIKE AN ANIME PROTAGONIST?! WHY AREN’T YOU FREAKING OUT?!” Blue demanded the calm woman. And he had a point. No one would really be calm seeing this sort of thing. Cynthia closed her eyes and simply pointed forwards. 

“Isn’t that the berry pile that couldn’t ‘sprout legs and walk away’? Because I think it had done just that.”

Attention was now drawn to what looked like a pile of berries walking away. There didn’t seem to be any wagon or vehicle moving them, it was like the berry pile was moving on it’s own. Now this was something that Huggles was not going to take, and like an action hero the Bewear ran to the berry pile. It was hard to see, but something had dropped the berries and went into attack mode. A small crab looking Pokemon was now doing battle with Huggle in the air like some sort of anime fight. It’s purple claws were blocking every punch that Huggle was giving like he was practicing for a long time. Huggles was not going down without a fight either. He was trying his best to punch the crab away from his berry horde no matter what.

“I’ve seen that Pokemon! That’s Crabrawler, the Pokemon that live under berry piles right? Can...can they fight like that?” It looked like something out of a TV show.

“I think...I think we should start having some restrictions on what moves our Pokemon can use at the Battle Tree…”

[leosault]

Tide Pod Jonny - by Aria Oakbelle

Although the war had not yet been won, the battle had been and everyone was celebrating. For the first time in what seemed like forever, Jonny and the gang had time to rest a little and compose themselves. Every now and then a member of the Loli Army would be spotted, but everyone was confident in saying that, for the time being, their multicoloured enemy were running with their tails between their tiny legs. In the aftermath of the bombing, Jonny had become more popular than ever, and that included with the women. Being the thot that he was he made the most of the interesting situation and was seen with a different girl every night. Although the community seemed to be in high spirits, there was one person who was less than happy.

Malefic had been with Jonny for a long time, and his infatuation with him was well known. The problem was that no matter how many times he stalked him and made obvious advances, he continued to spurn his affections; instead picking up any woman, neko or trap that even looked in his direction. "How could he even look at that thing, let alone take it home?" growled Malefic, staring at his children as if demanding an answer from them. The pair looked at each other then shrugged, unsure what they were meant to say. A large group from the community had been celebrating yet another successful mission to reclaim some of the land they had lost in previous battles, and as usual Jonny had been surrounded by a crowd of devoted fans. "I'm not even sure what it was, some kind of fat, deformed pikachu?!" he continued to rage. "He really is starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel now. And yet..." he sighed, his rage subsiding into sadness at his unrequited love. He took a few moments to wallow in the sadness, then shook his head to pull himself together. It was time to swing luck and love in his direction for once.

That night, not far from the Allied Base of Operations, a small, lone figure skipped along a dirt road. The single tidepod loli had been separated from their platoon, but had managed to hide away from the Allied sweeps purging the area. They had no care for where they were or where they were heading, as long as they could skip along with their tide pods they were perfectly content. In the almost pure darkness of night, it moved along unseen into the outer areas of Allied Camp. There had been no need for security so close to home, something that the community would come to regret in time. As the loli moved a little further into camp, a chunk of swirling light caught its eye. "Tide... Pod?" it said slowly, then ran towards the shimmering blue and white liquid bubbling within a cauldron. Of course, there was no one around to hear the splash...

The next morning Malefic stirred his potion, adding the last few ingredients to finish it off, then bottling a small amount of it. The love potion may have seemed like an extreme measure to most, but nothing could deter him from the path he had set upon now. The small bottle of potion concealed in his pocket, Malefic went about his day and waited for Jonny to appear for his court mandated visitation hours with Donut and Sprinkles. "Can I get you a drink?" he asked sweetly as Jonny sat down with the kids. "Sure." Malefic went to make them all drinks, uncorking the small bottle and pouring the contents into Jonny's glass. He watched in anticipation as Jonny downed his drink and grinned. "Thanks." he said happily, putting down the glass. "So kids, what'll it b-" Jonny's voice cut off as his expression turned to one of pain and shock. He doubled over, clutching his stomach and letting out a bloodcurdling scream of agony.

There was a loud banging on the front door. "Jonny?" called Stefan. "Jonny, are you okay?" When there was no answer Stefan called frantically. "I heard Jonny scream! I'm coming Jonny!" With a loud war cry Stefan took a run up and went shoulder first into the door, crashing through it and falling to the floor with it. "No don't let him get out!" cried Malefic, but to no avail. A small, rainbow tidepod loli came sprinting out of a room, trampled over Stefan's back and ran off towards the edge of camp. "LOLI!" yelled Stefan as he jumped up and pulled his rifle from a holster on his back, running madly after it. "No!" cried Malefic, "Don't hurt Jonny!" but Stefan and Tidepod Jonny were gone.

Stefan chased the loli, single-mindedly focused on his quarry. It was fast, but so was he and he managed to keep up with ease. They ran through the bomb ruined landscape until they came to the old, abandoned power plant. Stefan paused as he entered the area having lost sight of the loli. He moved slowly, his rifle raised ready to fire at the first sign of movement. "Where are you loli?" he asked into the silence.

THWACK!

Jonny hadn't been able to control himself. The tidepod wanted blood and he couldn't resist it. In the hands that were his, but not his, he had been holding the colourful little pod and now saw his outstretched arm and unclenched grip as Stefan fell to the floor. Tidepod Jonny dropped the tub of pods in shock just as Malefic finally caught up with them. "Stefan!" Malefic said, his face pale in shock. "Oh no what have I done? I'm so sorry. Stefan, Jonny..." He looked at the loli and saw, with surprise that there were tears rolling down it's cheeks. As the first tear dropped from his cheek and hit the ground there was a flash of light. The more the loli cried for Jonny's lost friend, the stronger the light became until it was encased in a circle of brilliant white light. It was as if the light washed away the rainbow colouring of the tidepod loli, and slowly Jonny regained his usual form. The light vanished and Jonny ran to Stefan, falling to his knees next to him. "I killed Stefan! How could I kill Stefan?!" he cried in anguish, thumping the hard floor with his fist in anger. He rested his head on his friend's chest, sobbing loudly.

"What's all the noise?" asked Stefan, yawning as he stirred and knocked Jonny from on top of him. "Jonny! Why were you laying on me? Why am I wet?" he asked in confusion, sitting up. He rubbed his head and pulled a chocolate bar from his pocket, opening it quickly and wolfing it down. Jonny's eyes were wide as he stared at his friend. Quickly he placed his hands on his body and started looking all over. "Where is it?" Jonny asked. "Where's what?" asked Stefan, his mouth full of a bite of a new chocolate bar. "The wound!" Jonny yelled, almost exasperated with Stefan's lack of understanding. "It's not here... What?" Jonny looked around and saw the fatal tide pod laying next to Stefan in the dust. "But then why did you..." Jonny finally put two and two together, pulled Stefan to his feet and then punched him hard in the face. "YOU KNOW YOU FEINT WHEN YOU DON'T EAT!" he yelled as he aimed a kick at Stefan. "YOU USELESS SWEDISH MORON, I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!"

[littlemissheartfilia]

hello i love you and your writing and for your prompt request i request kiribaku pillow fight

AAAHHH SGJKSGIKF YES!!

Okay wow this is gonna be rough but PILLOWOW FIGHTTTS!!

Totally putting this in canonverse btw cuz that be more exciting! Also I’m so sorry for letting this sit for so fucking long but HERE!

[edit: sooo this was longer than I was planning on it being but you dont think it be like it is but it do so…also its unnecessarily gay at the end and so am i so you know what live a little]

Eijirou Kirishima was a simple man. That’s why when a pillow fight was started in the communal area of the U.A. dorms he had to join in. Simply for the fact that pillow fights were always fun, at least in his experience. Yet strangely he would come to find that this pillow fight was going to be a weird sort of fun.

It started as any other day in the common room did. Kirishima, Mina, Sero, Kaminari and Bakugo were sitting down after classes for their daily study session. 

As usual Bakugo was screaming at Kaminari for not paying more attention in class so, in Bakugo’s words he wouldn’t have to “tutor stupid fucks like you in shit that should be easy.”

Mina popped her gum and kept staring at her blank page of homework. They were in the second hour of studying and all of their attention spans were dwindling. Bakugo was getting impatient with the process and even Kirishima‘s head was starting to hurt.

Kirishima scratched his hairline and looked at his friends. “Ah man, studying so hard like this is giving me cramps,” he said with a stretch.

There was an accepted murmur of agreement from the table. Then Kaminari stood up and announced, “We should take a break! Y’know cause we’ve been studying so hard.”

Bakugo scoffed. “The only reason you’re passing at all is cause of me, knock-off pikachu. Sit back down.”

Kaminari looked sour until Mina stood up next, she slammed her hands down on the table and said, excitedly, “C’mon Bakugo! We’ve been working hard we should do something fun for a bit.”

“Tch,” Bakugo said, tipping his chair back and crossing his arms. “Like what?”

Kirishima and Mina exchanged glances. Suddenly it looked like a lightbulb went off in Mina’s head and she clapped her hands together. “A pillowfight!”

“What are we having a sleepover?” Bakugo mocked.

Kirishima just playfully punched Bakugo in the arm, “C’mon man pillowfights are fun!” Just thinking about it was getting Kirishima excited.

Sero smirked, the corners of his mouth twitching up to his ear. “Are you scared you’ll lose?”

This was Bakugo’s trigger because he slammed his chair down and rocketed to his feet. “You wish, Captain Office Supplies! Let’s fucking go!” Already Bakugo’s hands were sparking with mini explosions.

Kirishima let out a nervous chuckle. “Alright dude, but lets not use our quirks. It’ll get too out of hand if we do that.”

All at once there was a chorus of annoyance. “Laameee!” chimed Mina and Kaminari giving a thumbs down. 

Sero shrugged and seemed to accept it. Bakugo however tried to look disinterested and failed. “I’d beat you losers too easily if I used it anyway.”

There was a tense moment where they all stared at each other. Sero and Kirishima were suddenly hyper aware that they were the only ones left sitting and a war had just been declared.

Kirishima flitted his eyes between all of them. Before anyone could say anything, he stood up, grabbed Bakugo’s wrist and shouted, “Bakugo’s on my team!” before running towards the safety of the communal couch where all the pillows were. 

“What, we’re doing teams?” Mina protested. “No fair! Kaminari, Sero you’re with me!”

“Now look who’s not being fair that’s three on two,” Sero said.

Bakugo just smashed one of his fist into his palm and laughed. “Fine by me, you won’t win anyway.”

Kirishima raised his hand in the air and in his best Present Mic imitation said, “Ready?? FIIGHHTT!”

The common room exploded with pillows. Kirishima started they’re advance by chucking the throw pillows from the couch across the room but it was too easy to dodge and the other team just dispersed behind various furniture. 

Bakugo caught Kirishima’s arm before he could throw another one. “Wait,” he said as his eyes scanned the room. They finally settled on a slight movement by the hallway to the rest of the rooms. “There!” Bakugo shouted and pointed. 

All at once Sero ran out from behind a chair and Kirishima tossed one of the pillows as hard as he could. It hit Sero and he went down easily. But while they were distracted they hadn’t noticed how Kaminari had picked up one of the pillows they already threw and gained on them.

“Don’t forget about us!” Kaminari shouted as he ran at them, pillow winding back.

Kirishima gasped and pushed Bakugo behind him, instinctively hardening his skin. But it wasn’t Kaminari who hit them, in fact Kaminari wiffed. He missed, just inches away from hitting Kirishima’s face. Instead Mina snuck up from the other side, Bakugo’s side, ready to strike. 

They only had time to yell before they both got a face full of fluffy cotton. Bakugo outraged, snatched the pillow from Kaminari’s grasp and furiously hit Mina with it until they retreated, shouting curses the whole time.

Kirishima quickly ran over to one of the other couches where more throw pillows resided. He loaded up on ammo and tossed it to Bakugo still chasing the other two around the common room.

“Bakugo!” Kirishima yelled as he ran up to his friends side, arms loaded with pillows. Mina and Kaminari were still running around picking up all the previously discarded pillows. 

“Oh yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!” Bakugo said and took some of the ammo from Kirishima. Now both sides were loaded with five pillows each. But someone was missing.

Kirishima looked around, raising an eyebrow in suspicion. “Wait a minute, where’s Sero go?”

No sooner had Kirishima spoken then did his friend reappear from the hallway, loaded with a lot of pillows that looked like they’d been taken from their bedrooms.

Bakugo immediately shot an accusing finger towards Sero. “Hey, that’s cheating asshole!”

As Bakugo ran at him, ammo loaded, Sero dodged around the table they had been studying at before. “No one made up any rules before!” he countered while Bakugo chased him around the table.

Kirishima turned his attention back to the two in front of him. He smirked as he activated his quirk. “Alright let’s get this started!” He pounded a fist into one of the pillows.

Mina and Kaminari met his challenging look with arms loaded and a fire in their eyes. “It’s go time, Rockefeeler!!” Mina said trying to provoke Kirishima with her nickname for him. A play on his quirk as well as his overly sensitive side that Mina knew the most about and loved to tease.

Kirishima swung back, Mina and Kaminari followed suit. Their pillows met with each other and bounced back with equal force. Before Kirishima could ready the next swing, a pillow slapped him on the side of the face.

He whipped to the side just in time to see a pillow fly back to where Sero was fighting Bakugo. Kirishima’s eyes widened. Sero had wrapped his tape around all the pillows he was armed with and was now keeping Bakugo at bay. He waved the pillows around, three at a time like a three armed kraken fighting some unlucky sailor.

Somehow Sero had managed to hit Kirishima on top of flinging pillows at Bakugo.

“Bastard!” Bakugo shouted, activating his quirk to shoot a fiery pillow at Sero. Sero just barely dodged out of the way, accidentally hitting Mina as his octopus tape arms flew out of control when he rolled.

“Hey!” Mina shouted, laughing slightly. “We’re on your side!”

Suddenly Kaminari was picking up every pillow around him. His arms were full of them and sparks started flying out of his fingertips. “Forget that. Sero’s out of control! Everyone get the tape villain! Your evil reign of terror must come to an end!”

Playing along Sero let out a dry, evil laugh. “Foolish heros! You’ll never stop me-” Before Sero could even finish his sentence an explosion sounded like a boom and he got a face full of pillow.

Kirishima looked over to see Bakugo smirking, proud of himself. He chuckled lightly, “Idiot. Villains always monologue. Why the hell would you waste your time on that shit?”

“You asked for it, bro!” Sero shouted and then began the great pillow war of the U.A dorms. Mina used her acid to melt incoming pillows. Sero used his tape to fling pillows everywhere. Bakugo flew around the room using his explosions to strike swiftly. Kirishima flung pillow after pillow, keeping on his guard with his hardening quirk.

By the time they were too exhausted to continue the common room was a mess. Mina’s acid had melted more than just a few pillows and in some places it got to the furniture. Their long forgotten homework was scattered in crumpled pages around the floor.

Kaminari was meandering around with his dazed face after sending a too powerful shock with a barrage of pillows. There were explosion marks around the room and even on the ceiling. 

Kirishima looked around and couldn’t stop laughing.

“What the hell, dude?” Sero asked laughing along side him. “Why is this so funny to you? Mr. Aizawa’s going to kill us.”

Bakugo let out a sarcastic chuckle. “Have fun, cleaning up, losers. You started this battle.”

“Aw c’mon man-” Sero protested but Bakugo was already strutting out of the room. He yanked Kirishima’s wrist as he went.

“Let’s go, shitty hair.”

There was a chorus of protests but Kirishima just waved apologetically back to them. Bakugo led them right back to their rooms upstairs. 

He stopped by the door to his bedroom and looked at Kirishima seriously. For a moment Kirishima felt his heart quicken in pace and he didn’t know why. The way Bakugo was looking at him was different from the way he looked at everyone else. It wasn’t as angry, wasn’t as serious or aloof.

He looked at Kirishima like a close friend, trust shining in his eyes. “Uh, Bakugo-?” Kirishima tried to say when they had spent too long a moment without saying anything.

Suddenly Bakugo let go of his wrist and muttered, “I’m going to bed. You shouldn’t stay up too late either.”

Kirishima let out a nervous chuckle. “Uh, yeah sure. Sleep well.” 

Without another word Bakugo yanked open his door and was inside before Kirishima could even think. For a moment it seemed like Bakugo was going to say something else but Kirishima couldn’t be sure. He shook his head and passed it off as his own imagination. No matter what Kirishima was just glad he got to spend time with his friends, and with Bakugo.

[feuqueerfire]

History 2: Right or Wrong Live Blogging

I don't know what's up with me but I haven't been able to start and becomes invested in and continue a new series for like a week now. I always start and finish one series, then move onto a new one but this is my 4th Currently Watching thing on MDL right now because I haven't been able to make myself focus on one lol.

I've been watching a few variety show episodes with the actors (GMMTV ones, in general) and been reading a few fics here and there and that has been fun but not necessarily satisfactory.

I've heard good things about this History installment, so let's hope it can keep my attention!

Episode 1 (Apr 6)

lmao I was like *shocked pikachu face* when they started speaking and it wasn't Korean or Thai because I've only been watching Thai or Korean BL recently.

Oh wow this professor is such a shitty father. Ngl, when people said it involved a kid and was cute, I didn't expect the prof to be such a sorry excuse of a father but it's definitely intriguing, makes you wanna punch him and then watch him grow to be a better father for the sake of his child.

Xiao Fei is sooooo good with Yo Yo, they're adorable and he knows just how to converse with and take care of kids, cute!

Yoooooo Xiao Fei punched him for real!

After their interactions at night when Xiao Fei comes with the food, I can totally see how this'd turn into a romance. The two characters bounce off each other really well even though they're still on rocky ground

Honestly, this makes me really want to know the tone/respectfulness/honorifics/titles that are being used by them. How are the sentences/word choice/honorifics changing when he's berating the prof for being a shitty father vs when they're talking nicely?

fuck, the unforeseen homophobia and bullying alskdjf I wasn't expecting it

Woah, they'd met before once :0 Interesting because when the leads have met in the past, I usually am like lol okay but this time it was intense because some guy was trying to have sex with him when he was in high school and he was like yep :) let's do it to take the pain away :) and professor guy found them, chased away the creep, and slapped high school Xiao Fei when he asked if he wanted to do it. like wow what interesting dynamics. what does each person remember, i wonder?

Episode 2 (Apr 6)

I was fine with the age gap + professor/student thing so far but the fact that they met and spoke about relationships/sex (professor mans was appropriate but still) while he was 16 is kinda :/

Their conversation is interesting cuz mans is crying and the professor is simultaneously so callous, all tough-love, but also is consoling him. I like it. Also, he just let Xiao Fei cry on his shoulders, the way he offered in ep 1 at the balcony

lmfao the professor's slow-mo catch after the books all fell on him anyway and then them staring at each other for too long rip

"...and since Yo Yo's mother has passed away, she probably feels the same." "Stop killing people randomly." "Killing people?" "She's not dead, we're divorced." lmfao

(Dec 15 Rewatch) When Xiao Fei gets angry about the prof’s prank, the prof kinda messes up his hair and Xiao Fei says “don’t touch my head as if it’s nothing. I’m not a little kid.”

alk;sjf prof saying "Cut!" instinctively cuz Xiao Fei was about to kiss a girl for his drama project.

Genuinely hate the random girls taking a photo Xiao Fei and prof and then when caught going on a spiel about "We support you! Gender is not a problem!" like whyyyyy are you taking photos of random strangers, especially those who you perceive to be a queer couple like that's not just a fun and dandy thing to do agh. And they're saying it so loudly in a public cafe too, so that people who might not have thought of them as a gay couple (which... they aren't currently) will hear it and now perceive them as such. I hate this so much. Might have to do with the fact that if this happened to me so publicly and in front of people I knew, I would have to profusely deny being queer and I wouldn't wanna do it but :D fuck

Anyway, just like I love watching kids come out to parents and apologize for being a disappointment and the parent being like No, you're not a disappointment, I love you (He's Coming To Me, Beloved In House: I Do), this Xiao Fei and professor interaction is also cathartic. Xiao Fei being like "I'm filthy, I'll be a bad influence on Yo Yo" and prof being like "Who says so?" He's not super soft or comforting about it, he's callous and straightforward in a no-nonsense manner and that feels nice somehow. Vicariously living through Xiao Fei, I am, and absorbing the matter-of-fact way prof counters all his worries, with traces of fondness. Like I generally don't seek out stories with lots of external or internal homophobia but I'm enjoying this so far.

Xiao Fei's brain melting out his ears every time prof pats his head is hilarious to me. Reminds me of FrankDrake's characters in Still 2gether where Frank's character kept reminding Drake to pat his head instead of shoulder because shoulder is bro-space and head is faen-space lmao. This reminds me, I stopped watching Cause You're My Boy after episode 1 part 1 last week but should I go back and try picking it up again after this?

I'm really enjoying this! It's heavier than I anticipated but I'm invested!

Episode 3 (Apr 7)

Dying every time prof calls Xiao Fei a brat

lmfao Yo Yo's "You dare hit me? You dare hit me?" at prof's grazing pat as he passes by is so cute

Nooo fucking way prof orchastrating an indirect kiss lmfao "Yeah, this dish is definitely too salty, please try it with the same spoon from the same place I tried it."

I think my mom helped me with some homework when I was young or taught me my ABCs/Bornomala and it's :< that I can't remember.

As a lover of domesticity and tenderness, this playing house is truly too much for me

"I want you to say [for the night]." "Don't say things like that so randomly. You'll mislead people like us that way, and make us expect things unnecessarily." "Then, just expect it." aklsdjfalksfjakl;sdfja;skdfj

Okay, it's been like 18 hours since I stopped watching cuz I had to sleep and do schoolwork but now I'm back again, skirting my homework duties to watch this even though I'm doing the worst I've done at school ever

The way Yo Yo is so certain she's gonna marry her Xiao Fei ge in the future is sooo cute. Yo Yo in general is so adorable >.<

It's so good to see prof mans spending time with her

Gosh, prof coming to see Xiao Fei's mother (who is the same age as him) and seek her permission is fucking with my brain so much. I don't even like age difference much but I'm really enjoying this.

Xiao Fei's mom telling prof no excessive physical touch before he turns 20 and prof being like "he's an adult" alskdfj gross. I've been enjoying this show even though this prof/student 19/31 years old relationship would give me the creeps irl but prof saying that grossed me out a bit

"I didn't think you'd come to my house and say all those things to my mom." "I know I should've given you more time but I didn't want to. While you were still wavering, I wanted to block all of your ways of escape, so you could only pick the one road left ahead, which is to accept me. This is an adult being despicable." "You really are dark!" Y'know what, I'm back to enjoying the slightly fucked-up-ness-said-with-humour thing. Like, them playing with the dynamic is fun.

Drying the other person's hair is always such a good trope.

Episode 4 (Apr 9)

Genuinely having The Worst Time with school, so here I am to watch like 10 minutes at a time during breaks

I don't like how prof is being so mean to Xiao Fei for wanting to hide their relationship. You've gotta navigate being out or not together and if the values don't line up, maybe part ways, but it's deplorable to pressure someone 12 years younger than you to come out of the closet and also admit to dating their professor

Nooo Xiao Fei's friend is also telling him he's really wrong this time but i just don't agree. "He wants to drag you to the sunlight to walk together, so don't drag him back to a dark corner to hide." Okay but it should be Xiao Fei's choice too regarding whether he wants to be out in the sunlight.

"Sorry, you're right I wasn't trying to protect you. I was just trying to protect myself." And you have a right to that!!! Like Xiao Fei's been bullied and ostracized for being gay, so it's not at all a flaw of his to want to be in the closet. Even if it's "cowardice" so what? and he's only 19, that's younger than me bro and I feel deeply unprepared to be an adult

We're getting all this drama with the ex-wife and it's like eh, I don't really care. I miss Yo Yo, been a while since we spent time with her

The library scene with jealousy over love note is cute

Xiao Fei's friend's love interest is so endearing, he just seems to earnest and eager

Aw, in the ending scene Yo Yo calling Xiao Fei dad T.T

I was really enjoying this except I hated how they handled Xiao Fei's unwillingness to come out agh.

I liked Yo Yo and the way the age gap and power dynamics were handled was interesting but professor was bit weird sometimes and the last episode left a sour taste in my mouth. I liked Xiao Fei a lot, he was kind, responsible, cared a lot, stood up to professor when he was being a bad father, was just overall endearing

Rating: 5.5

[kirbyxdesu]

Sorry, I just realized I should probably clarify my last ask, I meant like a hxh pokemon AU! Where Gon and Killua are Pokemon trainers!

(So I apologize in advance. This took me WAY longer than expected and, again, I live in the Stone Ages of Pokemon and have literally not been into Pokemon since Pokemon 2000 was in theaters..when I was five…..so if that tells you anything about how old I am and how long it’s been, there ya go. I apologize the for shortness and how anti-climactic it is…maybe it’s cute at least? I swear I’ll do better with basically any other AU you give me!)

For some less sucky stuff,click hereeeee or hereeeeee

Gotta x Catch x Em x All

“Killua, come on! Itwent this way!” Gon whined, jogging in place impatiently as he waited for hisbest friend to catch up.

Said friend cursed under his breath as he pulled himselfover the steep ridge, covered in dirt and grime. When the twelve-year-old lefthis mansion to become a Pokémon trainer, he’d expected intense battles (withhim winning, of course), a steady climb to fame, having money for all of thechocolate and junk food he could ever want- at the very least he expectedhaving dozens, if not hundreds, of cool looking Pokémon at his fingertips.

No, he most certainly did not sign up for this. He had twelve pokeballs- twelve! You want to know how manyPokemon he currently possessed? Fiveincluding his starter. After all his hard work, that’s all he had to bring tothe table.

He felt like it hadbeen months since he and Gon left the Professor’s lab. And he felt like he’daccomplished absolutely nothing. Nothing but capture four Pokémon- And he’dstruggled even with that. Gon, on the other hand, was proving to be a natural.His current inventory? Thirteen. The thought that that idiot was actuallybetter than him was enough to cause the contents of Killua’s stomach to lurch.Blue eyes looked up at his friend in annoyance as he tried to rid his shorts ofexcess dirt.

“How do you even knowthat?”

“I just do! I sense it!” Killua looked at the boyexasperated, his jaw dropped. He’s sofull of it.

“You sense it?” Herecovered from his shock and crossed his arms, “What? Are you a Pidgeywhisperer now? Are you sure your dad’s a Pokémon Master and not Pokémon? I mean since you just know themso well…” The shorter boy’s lefteyebrow twitched in annoyance.

“I could hearthem, you dummy!”

“You can hear them?” Killua gave an incredulous laugh, “Gon,there’s literally nothing to hear! I haven’t heard a thing since you dragged meall the way out here! It’s just trees and animals and bugs!”

“It’s not my fault you suck at listening….and catchingPokémon.” Blue eyes narrowed at the smug boy in front of him.

“Take that back, you idiot! I’m a better trainer than you’llever be!”

“Uh huh. That’s why I have thirteen and you have… six, wasit?”

“Five…” Killua muttered, his cheeks turning a healthy shadeof red, much to Gon’s pleasure. “But mine are stronger than yours, so-sothere!”

“They are not!”

“Are too!”

“Are not!”

“Are too!”

“Are not!”

“Are- wait! Listen!” The two boys, who had been yelling ineach other’s faces, froze- Gon looking off into the distance listening, Killuastaring at him as if he’d grown a second head.

“What now? You listening to your friends again? Are theyinviting you over for some- Mph!” Killua’s cheeks reddened as Gon clasped acalloused hand over his mouth, a finger to his own lips.

“Shh!”

The forest grew quiet then. There was a light breeze andKillua tried to focus, hearing leaves rustling. Beyond that, he couldn’t hearmuch of anything- and that frustrated him. Whatis Gon hearing? What is that kid even made of? What-

Then Killua heard it. He heardit. The cry of a Pidgey. He turned to face Gon, a bright grin stretched acrosshis face. Gon already had a pokeball in hand, smirking at him.

“Race ya!”

“You’re on!”

………………………………………….

“Did you see howamazing that was?”

“Yes, Killua. I saw.” Gon sat on the ground, biting back ascoff as he tossed berries in the air for his Eevee to catch.

“I mean Pikachu just shockedit! I mean your Eevee didn’t even touchthat Pidgey!” Killua grinned, his eyes sparkling with excitement. He paced backand forth with his Pikachu on his heels.

“Uh huh. That’s nice.”

“I’m starting to think I’mthe Master here!” He laughed, squatting down to his starter, “I bet you andI could win a gym battle, huh?” He scowled, hearing his green-haired cackling.

“You’ve got to bekidding me! You’d lose in a heartbeat!” Gon wheezed, falling over on theground. “You-You suck at this!”

“Say one more thing-“

“And-And you think you’d actually win!”

“That’s it!”Killua tackled the boy onto the ground, their Pokémon jumping out of the way,watching them fight.

“Quit it, Killua! I was only joking around!”

“You quit it! You’re such an idiot if you think you’re anybetter than I am!”

“I’m just saying that Ihave more!”

“Well that doesn’t-“

“Pika-“

The two boys looked at each other in horror.

“No, no, no!”

“-chu!!!”

“Shit!”

……………………………

The two young Pokémon trainers limped through the slidingdoors of the Pokémon Center, the younger of the two cursing under his breathwhile the older was somehow beaming despite his sorry condition. The blond teensitting in the waiting room raised an eyebrow at them, giving them a slightlyconcerned look.

“Are you guys okay? Looks like you had a heck of a battle.”The boys looked up at him.

“Yep! We’re fine! Thanks for asking!” Gon grinned at him.Killua scowled at the boy next to him and jabbed his obviously broken arm withhis elbow. “A-Ah! Killua, that hurt!”

“Don’t say you’re fine, idiot!” Killua snapped at him,earning a whine. The white-haired boy turned to the blond. “We had a run inwith some trainer named Hisoka. He really packed a punch.”

“You battled Hisoka?” The blond’s eyes widened, “That guy’snothing but trouble. He kills trainers left and right and snatch their Pokémon.”

“Kills them and steals their Pokémon?” Killua tensed beforesending a menacing glare toward his friend, “Dammit, Gon! I told you he was toostrong! He could have killed us!”

“But he didn’t!” Gon gave him a cheeky smile before his armwas jabbed again, howling in pain.

“Serves you right.” He turned back to the blond, “Anyway, I’mKillua Zoldyck and this idiot’s Gon Freecss. We need to have our Pokémon lookedat.”

“My name’s Kurapika Kurta. I don’t work here, I’m justwaiting for a friend to get off work. But he’s a nurse so I’m sure he won’tmind taking a look at them for you.”

“Thanks, Kurapika! Come on, Killua! Let’s sit and wait for hisfriend!” The boy sat down in one of the chairs with so much energy that hewinced. Killua rolled his eyes but sat down next to his friend nonetheless.

“You have way too much energy for someone who just got hisass kicked.”

“Because Hisoka was really strong! And we have a new friend!” He grinned and waved at Kurapika withhis uninjured hand. Kurapika awkwardly waved back, amused by the two of them.

“You’ve gotta be-“ Killua sighed, putting his head in hishands before looking back at him, “Okay, so two problems: One, how is Hisokabeing strong a good thing? Two, we literally just met Kurapika- you can’t force him to be friends with us!”

“Awh, but Killua! Kurapika’s our friend! Right, Kurapika?”

“Um, sure, Gon. We can be-“ A taller teen walked from theback, “Leorio! Hey, these are my friends,Killua and Gon. They got roughed up in a battle and need their Pokémon lookedat.”

“Sure! Of course I can!” He walked over to the two boys. “Let’ssee what we can do.”

…………………………………………………

“Thanks so much, Leorio! We owe you one!”

“Idiot, it’s his job.”He rolled his eyes, putting his pokeballs back into his bag. “But thanks, oldman.”

“You’re welcome, kids. And I’m not that much older than youguys!”

“Uh huh, sure. You keep telling yourself that.” Killuagrinned mischievously seeing the scowl on the older teen’s face.

“Killua! Don’t be mean!” Gon whined, though any guilt thatthe white-haired boy would have feltwas trampled when he saw Kurapika laughing.

“I’m nineteen, youlittle brat.” Killua immediately stopped his cackling and he and Gon looked atLeorio in disbelief.

“Seriously?!”

“Haha very funny, you guys.” Leorio crossed his arms,scowling. “You know, I just fixed your Pokémon so you should give me somerespect.”

“Thanks-“ Gon narrowed his eyes when Killua covered hismouth quickly.

“Again, it’s your job.You can’t use that as leverage.” The doctor clenched his teeth, using everyounce of willpower to keep from punching the kid.

“Well, you’re welcomeanyway.” Before Killua had the chance to make another sarcastic comment,Kurapika cut in.

“So…um…Gon, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewherebefore?” Gon pursed his lips, tilting his head.

“I don’t think so…” Killua elbowed him- this time, the armthat wasn’t broken.

“Your dad, dummy.”

“Oh! My dad’s the Pokemon Master, Ging Freecss! Some peoplesay I look like him.” Kurapika and Leorio’s eyes widened.

“You’re GingFreess’s son? That’s so cool!” Leorio grinned, looking at the boy in amazement.

“That must be incredible having a dad like him.”

“Gon wouldn’t know. The loser ditched him.” Killua soured,as if mentioning the name Ging Freecssmade him want to vomit. Gon, however, seemed unfazed and simply shrugged.

“Being a Pokémon Master’s important! He’s just really busy!That means I’ll just have to work twice as hard to become one just like him!”Killua sighed, shaking his head. He never understood the kid’s positiveattitude towards that dead-beat. Of course, seeing the disapproving glances ofthe other two teens, he wasn’t alone.

“That’s really low. I mean the nerve of that ass-“ Kurapikacut Leorio off, earning a glare from him.

“Have you guys thought about entering a League Conference?” Gonand Killua immediately perked up, eyes lighting up with interest.

“League Conference?” Gon looked as if he was bursting at theseams.

“What’s that?” Killua was slightly more gifted with hiding hisexcitement- though not much.

“It’s a tournament between the top trainers in a region. Ifyou want a challenge, that’s where you need to be.”

“I heard a rumor that winning League Conferences willguarantee you a spot as a Pokémon Master.” Leorio pointed out, ignoring theKurta rolling his eyes.

“That’s preposterous, Leorio. No one knows how to becomeone, but it definitely isn’t as easyas winning a League Tournament. Do you know how many people have already donethat?”

“I’m just saying what I heard.” Leorio shrugged, “Maybe winall of the tournaments? That’s hard to do, right?”

“Well, yeah. It’s hard.But that doesn’t mean-”

“Forget that! How do we compete?” Killua butted in, blueeyes narrowed in impatience, hands on his hips.

“Yeah! How do we do that?” Gon jumped up and down.

“Well, you compete in gym battles and earn badges. You needeight to compete. It’s a tournament so they weed out the weaker trainers firstbefore they get to the big matches. It’s intense, though, so you need to-“

“Let’s do it, Killua!”

“Yeah! We’ll need to get some badges as quick as possible!”

“Guys, you need to be careful! You just lost to Hisoka!”Kurapika groaned, worry flashing in his eyes.

“He’s right, you need to give your Pokémon a rest!” Leoriochided. Killua waved both of them off.

“It’s fine! We’ll be fine! Come on, Gon!”

“Osu!”

…………………………………………………

“And now for the final match of the day! Gon Freecss and KilluaZoldyck!”

The crowd cheered as they had with the first twelve matches.The late afternoon, early evening air was brisk and breezy. The boys in thering weren’t bothered by the cool weather and they hardly noticed the crowed-their eyes locked with fiery determination, a smirk on Killua’s face and a grinon Gon’s.

“You’re going down, Gon.”

“Nu uh, Killua. You’re going to eat my dust!”

“Yeah, we’ll just see about that.”

………………………………………………

“Dammit!” Killualaunched his 3DS across the room, narrowly missing Gon’s head. Gon stuck histongue out.

“Sore loser much?” Gon giggled, watching his best friendfuming across from him. “Is it true that I finallyfound a video game that Killua isn’t good at?”

“It’s not my fault! This game makes no sense! There’s nostrategy!”

“Yes there is. Water types aren’t effective against-“

“Oh, water types this, normal types that. Who cares! Thestrongest Pokémon should win no matter whattype it is!”

“You used an electric type against a ground type! That’s what makes no sense! Why wouldyou do something so stupid?” Killua’s eye twitched in annoyance, launchinghimself at Gon. All the poor boy could do was struggle to escape his grasp. “Killua! Let go!”

“No! Let’s just see if an electric type is effective againstGon!”

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Gym Battle 2! Chapter 10!

Emerald and I got up early to stretch ourselves and our ready Pokemon for today’s challenge. He nice lady cooked us an awesome breakfast as part of her hospitality. We both gave the old lady a big hug and thanked her for everything she has done for us. We left and to her surprise left her a wrapped up gift on Emerald’s bed. “We got this!”, said Emerald in an excited tone.

We arrived at the Pewter City Gym. The design of it was plain but the surrounding area had boulders growing from small to big from the gate to the entrance of the Gym. “I’m assuming the Gym leader is a Rock or Ground type user. It looks like your Marshtomp has the advantage.”, said Emerald. “What are you talking about Emerald? I wasn’t the one bringing in a over powered Pokemon against the General.”, I teased. “Oh yeah huh. Sorry!”, said Emerald before hitting my arm, softly.

We entered the Gym to see 2 trainers. One trainer that tends to always stares at another wall and another fellow sitting on the far back. The referee walked up to us and said, “Brock won’t battle you until you defeat his trainee. As a responsible official, he has to find a substitute before going on an adventure to see the world”. We nodded our heads by respecting Brock’s wish. “Emerald, how about you go against the trainer this time. I creamed the ones back at Vermilion remember? Time for you to take on the trainer and Gym leader first and I’ll follow suit. Sound good?”, I asked. “Sure thing”, giggled Emerald. We walked up to the trainer and shouted, “you shall not pass! I’m the heir to the throne of the Pewter City Gym! Brock! I’ll make you proud!”, then immediately the score board lights up with his team consisting of 4 Pokemon. “I’ll opt to use 3 Pokemon Ref.”, said Emerald. The score board updates and the field lights up for her and the trainer to battle.

The trainer tosses his ball to reveal a odd looking ball with eyes. I scanned it with my Pokedex Model X and it read, “Golem from the Alola Region. A region popular for Kanto vacationers. Electric Rock type, level 25. Additional information: contains hidden ability Galvanize.”. “Alola huh? Looks like this trainer is from there.”, I said to myself. “Go Delcatty!”, shouted Emerald. The opening battle begins.

The opponent ordered Golem to use Thunder punch on Delcatty. Delcatty took the hit and was able to hold given by the power it has. “Delcatty use Hidden Power!”, commanded Emerald. “Hidden Power? That’s right I don’t know all of Ski- I mean Delcatty’s moves yet.”, I said to myself. The trainer was confident then when it hit Golem just fell to its knees and fainted. As cocky as the trainer was, Delcatty’s Hidden Power was ground. “What the hell!”, I said in shock. The smirk on Emerald’s face made the opponent shake in fear because she was prepared even though she had no idea what he was using, to a certain extent. The trainer, frustrated, returns Golem and sends out Aerodactyl, level 27.

“Aerodactyl avenge your partner and use Ancient Power!”, yelled the trainer. *SMASH* Delcatty was too slow to dodge and was knocked out after being weakened by Golem’s Thunder punch. “That’s fine Delcatty. You tried. Hmph! You wanna go hard, bring it! Go Pikachu!”, shouted Emerald when she threw a Love Ball. Her Pikachu, level 30, took his stance and was ready to battle. Immediately the opponent orders Aerodactyl to use Ancient Power. “Use Volt Tackle Pikachu!”, shouted Emerald. The Pikachu was too fast and managed to out speed her Aerodactyl. Pikachu hit it hard enough to smash it to the back wall to knock it out. The opponent quickly returned his Pokemon and sent out a Nosepass, level 23. “Iron Tail!”, commanded Emerald. The opponent froze and once again lost another Pokemon. Frustrated, he tosses out his final Pokemon. It was Kabutops, level 40. Emerald quickly returned Pikachu and brought out her Gardevoir.

“This is it you pest! Now Kabutops use Mega Kick!”, exclaimed the trainer. The move missed from their desperation. “Finish off this want to be Gym leader Gardevoir! Use Psychic!”, shouted Emerald. “The last time she used it the General’s Raichu almost got killed.”, I said to myself. Gardevoir’s Psychic landed and nearly took out his Kabutops. Pissed, the opponent forfeited. Emerald had won the match.

The trainer walked out of the building without congratulating Emerald which for an official, puts a mark in their record. “Man what a jerk! *hugs Gardevoir* Guess he was too embarrassed to lose to a girl. Some Gym Leader trainee he was.”, said Emerald. The figure in the back got up and pointed at Emerald. “You will face me. Don’t mind that young trainer. It’s only a matter of time till he learns how to be an official like myself.”, said Brock in a straight forward tone. He jumps down to the home side of the field and the score board showed his name with 2 slots available to use. “Prepare yourself trainer. Your eyes remind of a trainer I fought 5 years ago. The 3rd Kanto prodigy to succeed to make our region proud.”, said Brock. “I’m ready Brock!”, shouted Emerald. END

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PENETRATORS SQUAD IMAGINE (pt 3)

Imagine being the first and only girl in the Penetrator Russ bus. Author’s note: SUPRISE! Hahaha I know I said I was going to post it tomorrow, but I realized that it doesn’t matter because I still won’t like it regardless the day I post. Not my best work, so I’ll leave up to you guys. If y'all want a part 4, I’ll do it gladly. So let me know ;) 

Update: thank you Alyssa, aka @imyourliquor-youremypoison, for rewriting it beautifully. I’m so grateful for having you to help me!

Part 1. Part 2. Part 4.

Masterlist ❁

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Three days. It has been three days since that small fight between Chris and I on the bus. Three days during which he didn’t send me a single text. I didn’t even understand why he was mad at me, to begin with. I didn’t do anything wrong! He was the one who hid stuff from me. So why was he ignoring me? I had no idea. 

I had just come back from Theo’s house. I went to his place to help him to get ready for a date. He wanted me to choose his clothes and begged me for tips. He was so into a girl from our school, he wanted everything to be perfect on his date and this was so fucking cute. I had so much affection for him, he was like my little brother, and if that girl so much tried to play with his feelings, I’d make her life hell. 

I was resting in my bed, hoping it would swallow me whole so I would finally stop thinking about Chris when I received a message. I thought it was Theo but actually was a text from William. I sighed and read it. 

“There’s a drunk Chris on my doorstep. Fix it.” 

He has got to be kidding me! I wasn't their fucking slave, he couldn't just boss me around, using his authoritative tone like I was compelled to obey. 

“Fix it yourself. He isn’t even talking to me. What do you want me to do, jackass?” 

“Noora will be here in an hour. I can’t babysit today.” 

“And what makes you think I can? Maybe I’m getting ready for a date.” 

“You’re not.”

“I could have.” 

“You have 20 minutes to be here.” 

I just wanted to punch him right now. Straight in his perfect teeth. 

“Today is your day. I took care of him the last time he got wasted.” 

“I was the one who left a date to pick him up yesterday. Today is your fucking turn. Be here in 15 or I’ll post the picture of you wearing the Pikachu costume.” 

Damn, he was playing hard. I knew I shouldn't have let him take a picture of this. 

“You wouldn’t.” He totally would. 

“Make me cancel my date and see what I’m capable of. 13 minutes.” 

“On my way...” I typed quickly and got up.

I got dress as quickly as I could. In the corner of my bedroom was my pink Penetrator hoodie, I put it on and left. Honestly, in the beginning, my pink Penetrator hoodie made me cringe, but now I was so used to it, and other people too were used to see me wearing it. “You are the only girl in the squad, you need a different color to stand out,” the boys said. Also, they were the ones that chose pink. Not sexist at all, right? 

But the funny part was the number of boys that ask me for one of those after a one night stand. You would think boys wouldn't be so keen on wearing a pink hoodie with a girl’s name in red on the back, showing they had sex, but if I had a dollar for every boy that wanted one, I could pay my gasoline with it. The only boy that had one was William, since he was the only guy I actually had feelings for at some point. It felt right this way. 

Well, maybe not the only I fell for but the only that knew about it.

I parked in front of William’s apartment and got upstairs. I didn’t know what I was about to face once I got in. William and I were used to argue a little every single day, but Chris and I? I could count on one hand the number of times we’ve been mad at each other. 

I knocked on the door. It wasn’t something I would normally do, so I didn’t care when William opened the door apologizing. 

“I’m sorry, Noora. I can’t-” He paused when he saw it was me. “The fuck? Why did you knock?” 

“Where is the package?” I had no interest in arguing with him today, which was a surprise. I was always in the mood for our usual banter. 

“Living room.” He opened the door so I could get in. 

Once I was inside, I stopped on the door. I could see Christoffer slouched on the couch, with his eyes closed. I approached him to say my famous pick up drunk Penetrators boys line. Like, literally pick up, since I usually don’t know where I should take them when they’re completely hammered. 

“Your house or mine?” Then, I noticed. 

If it was anybody else, I might have fallen for it, but I knew that boy since I was twelve. 

“Seriously?” I said, turning to William. 

He smiled. “Christoffer, you own me 20 bucks. I told you.” 

Then I turned to look at the one who was pretending to be drunk. “Seriously?” I repeated. 

Chris was looking at me now. I wanted to slap him. Fucking bastard. 

“You really think I don’t know what you look like when you're drunk? If I weren’t so angry right now, I would feel offended.” 

He took a deep breath and said, “I’m sorry, I just needed your attention.” 

I threw my hands in the air. I was about to spill some truths out when I remembered about Will’s date. He was right next to me, trying so hard not to laugh. I dived my hand in his pocket to grab his phone. Once I got it, I dialed Noora’s number. She answered before William could complete whatever threat he was professing. 

“Sorry Wilhelm, I know I’m late, I’ll leave in-” she began to say but I cut her off. 

Wilhelm? I had to contain my laughter. “Hi Noora, it’s Y/N here.” 

“Hi Y/N. Something happened to William?” 

“Not yet. I’m really thinking about punching him in the nose, though.” She laughed on the other end of the line. “But I’m just calling to tell you that your plans changed,” I told her, facing William, who glared daggers at me. “He’s going to your house. He'll probably take a few more minutes to get there, since he will stop at the grocery store to buy you some candies.” 

I was glad William didn’t have the power to kill someone by just looking at them. 

“This is so sweet,” she cooed out fondly. 

“Yes, he’s such a nice guy. So, just called to let you know. See you around, Noora.” 

“Thank you,” she replied. “See you around.” 

“Ohhhh, one more thing!” I said, before she could hang up. “If you break Will’s heart, I’ll hunt you down.” I laughed a little bit, so things wouldn’t get weird. But I meant every word I said. 

“Oh, okay, I won’t, I guess, bye.” She hang up. I gave him the phone back. 

“You should leave now, Wilhelm, you still have to go to the grocery store. Sweet girl, Noora. I like her.” 

The bewilderment on his face was hilarious. I didn’t want to laugh, because I figured he would murder me if I did. But Chris didn’t share my fears, and his roaring laughter soon filled the room. I gave him the stinky eye and he shut up right away. William remained frozen, staring me. “I hate you so much.” He grabbed his jacket. “Both of you.” And left. 

I was about to sit on the couch next to Chris, when he suddenly pulled me forward to sit on his lap. I tried to move, but his arms were firmly wrapped around my waist, effectively trapping me in his embrace. 

“Come on, we haven’t been together for three days. Every cell in my body craves you,” he said teasingly. 

I was going to give him a smart ass comeback, when I noticed his huge purple neck bruise. “Wow, tell me, which one of the Yakuza gave you this monstrous love bite? It looks like a massive fucking bruise, I almost feel like I should examine it,” I snorted upon seeing the large hickey. 

His face turned red instantly. “Well, it was not the Yakuza who did it…” He moved me so I could face the other side of his neck. The healthy part. 

My eyebrows went really high and I said, “What a wild night it must had been. Are you sure you don’t wanna get back at whatever kind of animal did this?” 

He let a little laugh escape from his lips. “No, the girl who did it was an eye candy, but you’re food for the soul.” 

I frowned to his comment. “Just don’t call me food anywhere near her. She must be starving by the looks of it, I think she tried to eat you.” 

He rolled his eyes at me. “Right. Like you’ve never destroyed a guy’s neck before.” 

Oh, and here I was thinking this conversation couldn’t be more awkward. “Actually, I haven’t.” 

He raised an eyebrow. 

“I’m serious!” This time was my turn to blush. “Because I’d have to know how to do it.” I said, looking to the ground and waiting for the laughing to start. 

“Y/N doesn’t know how to give a hickey?” I could say he was completely shocked. “Unbelievable,” he stated, slowly, as though he genuinely couldn't believe it. 

“Well, if I wanted to mark the boys I sleep with, all I have to do is give them a fucking hoodie.” I wasn’t enjoying the way he was staring me. “Plus, I can use my mouth for other things.” 

It might sound a little silly that I have never given a love bite to anyone, but the opportunity never showed, that's it. Some guys weren't into it, they thought it was a girl's thing to like neck kisses, and other were more straight to the point in bed. 

“Oh, yeah? Like what?” I gave him a little smirk. 

Now it was his turn to raise his eyebrows. He thought about what I said for a moment. When I say the premises of his infamous smirk drawing on his lips, I knew I fucked up. I shouldn't have let my mouth run ahead of my brain. 

“Okay. Let’s do make a deal. I teach you how to give a hickey and you show me what your mouth does.” 

What my mouth did was an ‘o’ once I heard that. My heart went from 50 to 200 real quick. 

“You don’t wanna play with fire,” I heard myself say. 

“I’m not afraid of getting burned,” he whispered in my ear. That was exactly what I was afraid of. “Now, sit properly, I can’t suck your neck like this.” 

“I don’t think we should do it, Chris.” I had to run from that situation, and run like all hell. We were both used to flirt with each other all the time, after all, I am the most famous fuckgirl in town, and he is the famous fuckboy. If we don’t flirt with each other, who will? But we’ve never actually made a move on each other, and I just can’t bear the thought of doing this in a completely platonic way. 

But I did what he said, very reluctantly but also eagerly. Butterflies were messing in my stomach, but I still sat facing him, one leg on each side of him. 

He pulled me closer, one hand gently holding the back of my neck while the other rested in the small of my back to press me further into him. Once his lips touched my skin, I bit my lips the hardest I could. I couldn't start moaning, goddammit! 

He licked my neck, and then started sucking it. I couldn’t believe what was happening. It felt so good I had to close my eyes. 

I’ve known Christoffer Schistad for seven years now. I knew every side of him, the bad and the good. I stood by his side when he was picked to be a Penetrator, right after me. I helped him to deal with girls, more times than I could count. I thought I knew his fuckboy side, but fuck, I was completely wrong, and I wanted him to show it to me so bad. 

Once he stopped, I tried to look as calm and collected as I possibly could. He kept watching me intently, while I was looking everywhere, except at him. 

“Your heart is racing.” 

That got my attention. My body was pressed against his. Of course he noticed it. But I felt like somehow I forgot how to speak. 

He shot me his shit eating grin and said, “your turn.” 

I didn’t even know what my name was, so I had no idea about what he was talking. 

“My turn to what?” I asked dumbly. 

“Give me a hickey,” he instructed. Could someone just shoot me already? 

“I don’t think I can’t do it.” 

“Why not? Do you want another o-” 

“No!” I interrupt him. For God’s sake, if his lips were on my neck again I’d lose control. “I don’t care about not being able to do it.” 

He gave me a confused look. “I don’t understand, I thought you were supposed to be good at this.” 

Was he saying what I think he is saying? “What do you mean?” 

“You’re the only Penetrator girl. You’re the biggest fuckgirl in town. Weren’t you supposed to be good at... everything?” 

Ohhh, no he didn’t! 

“Christoffer Schistad, you’re saying that I’m not good at make a guy go crazy only using my lips?” 

“You can’t even give someone a hickey!” He was pushing my buttons. I knew it. I fucking knew I, but my pride had been stung and I didn't think straight after that neck kiss. 

“Fine. Time to get burned. I warned you,” I said, before giving him a wet kiss right on his neck. 

His whole body tensed up under me. Good, let’s see how much he can take. I continued with the wet kisses, until I moved to his lobe, giving his ear little bites. His breath started to get heavier, shorter. This was going to be easier than I expected. 

I traced his jawline with my tongue, finishing it with a kiss on his chin. While I gave him a little eskimo kiss, I scratched his neck, giving him goosebumps. He stopped watching me to look at the ceiling. I smiled before attacking his neck again. 

This time, not only did I kiss it, but I bit him. When my teeth softly pressed on his flesh, his hands moved to grab my ass. Poor baby, he thought I wasn’t going to torture him? Clearly he was mistaken. 

“No, no no...” I scolded him gently. I took his hands off me. I brought my face closer to his to whisper near to his lips. “No touching.” 

He breathed heavily, and returned to his position of staring at the roof. Satisfied, I started to kiss his neck again, this time slower. His hands grabbed the fabric of William’s couch. 

I sneaked my hands under his shirt, tracing circles on his lower half, I stopped and placed my hand on his right side. “Look, someone’s heart is beating a little fast.” 

My nails continued their path, through his abs, stopping on his belt. And that was when I felt it. 

“Well, hello Mr. Schistad.” I looked down to his pants, where I could see his hard-on. Since I was still offended by the “You were supposed to be good” comment, I gently rubbed my lips into his. The bruise the Yakuza’s did was still there, though it was almost healed. I wanted to have fun, not hurt him. 

When he was about to lean in and kiss me, I got off his lap, sitting on the other side of the couch.

 “Well, that was fun!” I declared, very happy with myself. He was completely motionless, his breath still uneven. 

“So, no jokes? No comments about me being good at it? I was expecting more from you, Schistad.” I couldn’t put into words how satisfied I was. He was completely turned on, and the fact that I was the reason for it gave me a confidence I didn’t know I had. 

He was about to answer me, but once he saw my face he stopped. His eyes started to analyze every detail of my body, and I had to swallow hard. He was getting closer when we both heard the front door open. 

I jumped from the couch. William showed up there a few seconds later. 

“I didn’t know you were still here,” he said, completely oblivious of the scene he almost witnessed. I looked at Chris, to see he had grabbed a cushion to put on his lap. Smart boy. 

Since we both didn’t say a thing, William continued. “Can I join you two?” He asked, more because he was polite than to actually ask permission. 

I said yes at the same time Chris said no. William looked him, confused. 

“Actually, I was just leaving. Do you want a ride, Cap?” He was begging me with his eyes. I didn't answer right away, more worried about what might have happened to Will that made him come back so soon. 

“William, why did you come back so early?” 

“Noora had a friend emergency. Something about Eva getting too drunk at a party.” I felt my heart grow lighter. “Are you leaving too?” 

I sat on the couch, next to Chris. “Do you want me to leave? I can stay to watch netflix with you if you want.” 

The disappointment on Chris’ face was painful. I didn’t know how to explain to him that it could be a game for him, but if I went home with him, I’d be more screwed than ever. Pun not intended. 

“Yes, I’ll grab something to eat in the kitchen. Do you want something?” Will asked me, while leaving the room. 

“Doritos, please.” 

Once he left, Chris approached me. 

“Please, come home with me.” 

I raised an eyebrow. “Is that how you make girls go home with you? Not what I expected. I thought you were good at this.” 

“In my defense, I’ve never had to beg for this to happen before.” 

“Who would imagine? The first girl to resist you is your best friend. But anyway, have a safe drive.” But he didn’t move, he kept staring me. 

“I cannot put into words how crazy you’re making me right now.” I got closer to him. 

“It’s better if you go before Will comes back. It’d be hard to explain why you have an erection for him.” 

“This is not over.” 

My heart jumped upon hearing those words. Before I could answer, he just left me there. 

Will got there five minutes later. 

“What do you wanna watch?” He joined me on the couch, giving me a bowl with my Doritos. 

I rested my head on his shoulders. “Anything that doesn’t have romance in it.” 

“Preach, girl.“ I couldn’t hold back my laughter. “Relationships are way too complicated. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and date you again. It seemed so simple.” My whole body got tense. 

“Well, Wilhelm, you know it’d be complicated for us both right now, since it’d be against the rules.” 

He laughed. “When was the last time you played by the rules?” 

I took a deep breath. Well, not today, I thought before William pressed the play button on his movie choice.

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Ash's Top 10 Strongest Pokemon

1. Charizard

Category: Flame Type: Flying, Fire Ability: Blaze Weakness: Water, Rock, Electric Evolves from: Charmeleon Height: 5′ 7″ Abilities                    Episode Flamethrower +  Charmander – The Stray Pokémon Leer                          The Tower of Terror Rage                 Primeape Goes Bananas Skull Bash         Pokémon Scent-sation! Ember                 The Ninja Poké-Showdown Fire Spin                 The Ninja Poké-Showdown Submission          Volcanic Panic Seismic Toss         Volcanic Panic Mega Punch         Charizard Chills Dragon Rage         Charizard Chills Take Down         Charizard Chills Tackle -                  Pokémon Double Trouble Fly                          Fighting Flyer with Fire Dragon Breath  The Symbol Life Overheat                  The Symbol Life Steel Wing         Gathering The Gang Of Four! Wing Attack +  The Fires of a Red-Hot Reunion! Slash +                 The Fires of a Red-Hot Reunion! Dragon Tail +         The Fires of a Red-Hot Reunion! + indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.* - indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move. Charizard, known in Japan as Lizardon, is a Pokémon species in Nintendo and Game Freak's Pokémon franchise. From Emotional on-again-off-again relationship with Charizard Ross and Rachel Ash from Friends Ships and used to a great contrast with his ever sunny relationship with Pikachu. Viewers love drama, and children love their inflamed dragon lizards; Charizard is the ideal package! Comments: "Charizard is so strong it beat an articuno" "My favourite pokemon charizard he came when ever ash needed him and battle with legendary makes him more specialM" "Ash's Charizard has beaten Magmar and taurus in the initial stages. That was the time when it didn't listen to Ash. It's seismic toss I think is the most powerful attack till date. After that Its power has further increased on training with Lisa. I think now it can be hardly be defeated until a very strong water pokemon comes in front." "It is the best and strongest because it is made for winning" 2.Greninja

Gender:        Male Ability: Torrent (not yet activated)                 Battle Bond (as Ash-Greninja) Debut:        Kalos, Where Dreams and Adventures Begin! Caught where: Lumiose City Received from: Professor Sycamore Released In: Facing the Needs of the Many! Type:           Dark, Water Weakness: Bug, Grass, Fighting, Fairy, Electric Evolves from: Frogadier Height: 4′ 11″ Abilities       Episiode Water Pulse Kalos, Where Dreams and Adventures Begin! Bubble        A Battle of Aerial Mobility! Pound        An Appetite for Battle! Double Team  A Rush of Ninja Wisdom! Cut +        Forging Forest Friendships! Aerial Ace + A Stealthy Challenge! Water Shuriken+A Festival of Decisions! + indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.* - indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move. This Greninja is a Water/Dark-type Pokémon that was owned by Ash and was the first Pokémon he obtained in the Kalos region and became one of his strongest. After training hard and soul the become the strongest pair in the arena. They became one during battle and Greninja becomes mega-evolve without stone for the bond between these two. Comments: "Greninja is ashes strongest Pokemon so far and and the only one with a special form equal to mega evolution." "Greninja is definitely Ash's strongest Pokemon and those two have a remarkable strong bond even when they far away from each other. Their bond is one of the best kinda of like Pikachu, those two should together from now on due to them knowing each other so well! You couldn't asked for a better team then Ash and Greninja ; I love them both!" "This Pokemon is so good that it has an ability that's not even out yet! Greninja has mega evolution stats and isn't overrated like Charizard plus Charizard never listened and is a pretty crappy Pokemon. You say Charizard beat legendary Pokemon so did Sceptile and Pikachu against Tobias. And that was Darkrai and Latios. Greninja is great too because it can turn into Ash Greninja and is super powerful."  "Definitely ash's strongest pokemon" 3.Infernape

Category: Flame Type: Fighting, Fire Ability: Blaze Weakness: Water, Ground, Flying, Psychic Evolves from: Monferno Height: 3′ 11″ Abilities          Episode Ember         When Pokémon Worlds Collide! Flame Wheel When Pokémon Worlds Collide! Scratch          When Pokémon Worlds Collide! Dig +         Different Strokes For Different Blokes! Fire Spin Top  Down Training! Flamethrower Tag! We're It...! Mach Punch + Evolving Strategies! Flare Blitz + Working on a Right Move! + indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.* - indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move. As Monferno these partners could fill a complete explosion "Hydro Cannon" a fadless Empollon and in its final form Simiabraz almost unilaterally won the Ash rivalry with Paul during the quarterfinals of the League of Sinnoh. 4.Pikachu

Category: Mouse Type: Electric Ability: Static Weakness: Ground Evolves from: Pichu Evolves to: Raichu Abilities                     Episode Thunder Shock   Pokémon - I Choose You! Thunderbolt +            Showdown in Pewter City Agility                    Electric Shock Showdown Quick Attack +   Electric Shock Showdown Thunder                    Abra and the Psychic Showdown Double-Edge            Friend and Foe Alike Tackle -                    The Double Trouble Header Leer -                    Hour of the Houndour Iron Tail +           All Things Bright and Beautifully! Volt Tackle           May's Egg-Cellent Adventure Electro Ball +           Dancing With the Ducklett Trio! + indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.* - indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move. This Pikachu is an Electric-type Pokémon owned by Ash. He is the first Pokémon Ash ever had and is always by Ash's side, along with being one of his greatest battlers. Comments: "Defeated Tyranitar and Metagross. Both are very powerful pokemon. More than that he defeated legendary pokemon. I think this guy deserves." "He killed Latios, Regice and Mega Lucario. Also, he defeated Drake's Dragonite and Trip's Serperior." "Pikachu has been here from the start, it must be level 100 by now, but it does seem his level resets after each region... no-one knows, it's debatable but Pikachu makes most sense." "Defeated the regis latios and still stays cuteMnew" 5.Sceptile

Category: Forest Type: Grass Ability: Overgrow Weakness: Bug, Poison, Ice, Flying, Fire Evolves from: Grovyle Height: 5′ 7″ Abilities         Episode Leaf Blade +  Exploud and Clear Solar Beam  Ka Boom With a View! Agility          Curbing the Crimson Tide! Leaf Storm +  The Semi-Final Frontier! + indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.* - indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move. Ash Sceptile is another Pokemon success story. Not only does Sceptile chew sticks as a kind of cowboy Clint Eastwood, but is also one of only three Pokemon Ash possessed and the defeated a legendary Pokémon. This legendary (Darkrai) also happened on single-scan ALL in the Sinnoh region, making Sceptile probably the best Pokemon ever to grace the Sinnoh region. Comments: "It killed a Darkrai in one hit with leaf blade. What else do I need to say?" "I voted sceptile because he was my first starter and defeated the darkrai." "I think sceptile should be behind infernal because it lost more battles and had lower stats" "I agree but I think Torterra should also be in the list."

6.Hawlucha

Category: Wrestling Type: Flying, Fighting Ability: Unburden, Limber Weakness: Ice, Flying, Psychic, Fairy, Electric Height: 2′ 7″ Weight: 47 lbs Abilities               Episode Karate Chop      The Forest Champion! High Jump Kick   The Forest Champion! Flying Press      The Forest Champion! X-Scissor      Fairy-Type Trickery! + indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.* - indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move. A recent addition to the Hawlucha team could be the coolest Pokemon Ash today (just check if I find Pokeball Fausto!). In the fight many monsters have dropped Hawlucha's "fly-Press" sign, and even could not take his powerful "High Jump Kick," the boss of the Fitness Haida type.

7.Snorlax

Category: Sleeping

Type: Normal

Ability: Thick Fat, Immunity

Weakness: Fighting

Evolves from: Munchlax

Weight: 1,014 lbs

Abilities                Episode

Body Slam      Snack Attack

Headbutt              Snack Attack

Mega Kick      Snack Attack

Mega Punch      Bound For Trouble

Hyper Beam +     Pokémon Food Fight!

Ice Punch +     Better Eight Than Never

Tackle             The Right Place and the Right Mime

Protect +            Wheel of Frontier

Rest +            Wheel of Frontier

+ indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.*

- indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move.

Ash cought Snorlax from a grapefruit Islands. It helps Ash to win orange league final. After that he left it to the Professor Oak,s lab. In Johto Sumo Conference Ash win the final with Snorlax. He also use it in the main event of Jhoto League.

8. Talonflame

Category: Scorching

Type: Flying, Fire

Ability: Flame Body

Weakness: Water, Rock, Electric

Evolves from: Fletchinder

Height: 3′ 11″

Abilities                          Episode

Double Team (move) A Battle of Aerial Mobility!

Peck                         A Battle of Aerial Mobility!

Razor Wind +                 A Battle of Aerial Mobility!

Steel Wing +                 Battling on Thin Ice!

Flame Charge +        Battles in the Sky!

Brave Bird +                 A Legendary Photo Op!

+ indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.*

- indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move.

This Talonflame is a Fire/Flying-type Pokémon that Ash Ketchum caught as a Fletchling. It is the second Pokémon he caught in the Kolas region. Ashe 1st caught Fletchling in the forest. After that it became Fletchender and the evolved into Talonflame to save Ash from legendary pokemon Moltres. It learn brave bard move then. It also helped Ash to collect Gym badges and did well in the Kalols league final.

9.Goodra

Category: Dragon

Type: Dragon

Ability: Sap Sipper, Hydration

Weakness: Ice, Dragon, Fairy

Evolves from: Sliggoo

Height: 6′ 7″

Abilities                 Episode

Rain Dance +       A Slippery Encounter

Bide +               A Slippery Encounter!

Dragon Breath       An Oasis of Hope!

Dragon Pulse +     Good Friends, Great Training!

Ice Beam +       Defending the Homeland!

+ indicates this Pokémon used this move recently.*

- indicates this Pokémon normally can't use this move.

Goodra is one of the Pokémon franchise fiction creature. Introduced in the 6th generation, Goodra is a Dragon-type Pokémon. And 'the evolved form of Sliggoo and end Goomy evolutionarily. Dragon standings Pokemon, Goodra is very intelligent, but Pokemon affectionate, and likes to hug their coaches, covering in goo.

Comments:

"The thing hasn't lost a single battle while with ash. So far, the closest it's come to losing a battle is a tie with a slurpuff, which is a FAIRY type. Immune to one of goodra's best attacks, being dragon pulse. This should easily be top 5 on the list, it has shown to be a war-tank and extremely strong offensively."

"Goodra wasn't as good as expected, especially during thekalos league - yungstirjoey666"

"Goodra is great.Goodra have rain dance and good attacks(ice beam and dragon pulse)"

"If this list is by win/loss record, goodra wins from the fact that it has never lost a battle."

If this list is by raw power, goodra also wins from having the highest numerical stats (with the possible exception of ash-greninja)

10.Swellow

Category: Swallow

Type: Flying, Normal

Ability: Guts

Weakness: Ice, Rock, Electric

Evolves from: Taillow

Height: 2′ 4″

Abilities                Episode

Peck              In the Knicker of Time!

Wing Attack      A Tail with a Twist

Quick Attack      Brave the Wave

Aerial Ace      Lessons in Lilycove

Double Team         Solid as a Solrock

It is one of the Ash's best flying type pokemon. Ash 1st catched it when it was Taillow. Then it evolved and help Ash to win Gym batches. It was one of the powerfull pokemon in the Henon league.

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