#then kars with wamuu and santana and you're like...

[amekikai]

Can get pillarmen and monstrfucker reader? Because they really can be monsters and commit body horror! At least the whole point is for the pillarmen to grind their teeth and growl, perhaps still showing their sharp claws (they do anything for the alien guy image) knowing how their "animal" monster habits appeal to their little man and it drives him crazy

Sorry for taking so long with this! This is just like me fr, tgey're all so so fine and I might of got carried away lol...

NSFW Under the cut!

Includes:

5-somes (Reader, Kars, Esidisi, Wamuu and Santana), Oral sex (giving), hand jobs, Reader is their pet (self indulgent lol), Kidnapping but also kind of not kidnapping because you agreed to it.

Pet names:

When the Pillarmen were freed from their stone captivity, they weren't expecting to go out into the world and see you. You were just their "type". They wanted to keep you as their "little primitive" or "pet", something like that anyways. You said yes, not really knowing what to expect.

But that's not important right now.. what's important is what's about to happen.

"Master Kars, are you sure the primitive can handle all 4 of us?"

You're not sure whose talking, they had put a blindfold on you.

"I'm sure, he'll be able to.."

"Oh, I'm so excited! Our little man is going to be able to have us all!"

What did they mean by that?

Turns out they meant having a 5-some.

God, you were so tired... having Kars pound at your asshole while Esidisi held your head on his cock, pulling it off and pushing it back down gently as if you were a porcelain doll.. the other two, Santana and Wamuu were receiving hand jobs from you.

They all let out growls and groans, grinding their teeth together and thrusting wildly. It was a major turn-on.

They were telling you things like:

"Such a sweet little primitive you are.."

"You're doing so well for us all.."

"You're really pleasing your Master right now.."

And Santana could barely talk, he doesn't usually talk. He's quiet but still vocal, he's moaning and growling a lot.

This was going to be a long session, you think to yourself.

[platonicyanderewrighter]

Platonic yandere jjba villains (p.1 re-write)

This is an au ware the Villains live together and are yandere for your sister and platonic yandere for you.

(Y/n): Your name

(S/n): sisters name

I was left depressed when my parents died in a car crash, I was alone for a for a few days and didn't answer anyone's phone calls. Which worried my older sister a lot, so she texted me that she was going to pick me up to live with her, so I started to pack my clothes and some belongings. My sister warned me that she had some roommates and that they could be a bit intimateing."Are you sure it's a good idea? I don't want to bother your roommates..." I said to my sister as we were on another phone call."I'm sure you'll be fine, I'll talk to my friends so they'll leave you alone."

I believed my sister and didn't really worry about them until I actually met them. My sister told me their names Dio, Kars, Wamuu, Esidisi, santana, kira, diavolo, and Doppio Their names sounded very odd, but I didn't say anything as I left to go hide in my new bedroom. The men mostly ignored me. However, Doppio didn't. He was nice enough, but I don't understand why he insistent that we talk. He followed me to my room, and sadly, my door didn't have a lock. My sister trusts these men too much.

I noticed that Doppio was following close behind me as i walked into my room. "Do you need any help unpacking?" Doppio asked in a sweet tone as I opened one of my suitcases, I just wanted to be left alone."No thanks, but thanks for the offer." I said, starting to put my clothes in the dresser, but he didn't listen and helped anyway.

"Do you know how long you're going to stay?" Doppio asked, sounding curious."I only plan on staying for a few months." My answer caused Doppio to look concerned."But where would you go? If I remember correctly, you don't have any other family around." He's right. I don't have any other family, but I had a really bad feeling about the men in this house, and the fact that I'm smaller than everyone does not help at all.

I just have to wait for school to start so I can be able to stay away from everyone and hopefully not annoy anyone."Um....do you know anything about the other men here? Like should I stay away?" Doppio started to think."Well, I think you should definitely avoid kars, santana, diavolo, and dio. I'm sure they dislike everyone who isn't (s/n)." That does make sense. They didn't look happy when I arrived, but I quickly went into my room before they could say anything.

Before I could ask Doppio anything else I heard my sister calling for me, I think she's trying to get me to interact with her 'friends'."hey (y/n)! Can you come down for a few minutes!?" I was apprehensive about being around the others and Doppio could tell."hey, I can tell (s/n) that you're tired and don't want to talk." Doppio offered, sounding sympathetic, understanding that I didn't want to be around the others."no it's alright, I'll have to see them eventually anyway. It's best that I just get it over with." Doppio nodded and followed me out of my room, I tried to hide my fear as I walked downstairs hearing my sister talking to the other men, it sounded like she was trying to convince them about something.

"just give her a chance she won't cause any troub- oh? (y/n) you finally came down! Do you like your room?" I nodded before responding in a small voice."yes I like it." I examined everyone in the room. Kars, dio, diavolo and didn't really look happy but they seemed to agree to what my sister asked and Wamuu and kira looked indifferent to my presence. Doppio and (s/n) are the only ones that looked happy that I was there, I was about to ask if I could leave but then (s/n) started to talk again."(y/n) I'd like you to try to stay out of your room."

Damn I didn't like the idea of staying around everyone longer than I need to."Alright..... is there anything else you need to talk about?" The others started to leave the room, leaving only me, Doppio, and diavolo. I was about to leave, but Doppio stopped me as he started to talk to diavolo.

"Boss (y/n) isn't what we thought she'd be. Rather tame compared to other kids." Diavolo just looked at me then back to Doppio."And I'm supposed to care?" He sounded less annoyed but not by much."I'm not going to stay for that long, I'm going to leave as soon as I can so I won't bother you much." Doppio immediately looked at me, worried.

"Why do you want to leave already? You haven't even been here a day." Before I could say anything, diavolo started to talk again."Just don't annoy anyone, and you'll be fine. Almost everyone will just ignore you." I just sighed."I'm going to school in a week so I'm not going to be around much." Doppio didn't seem to like that either. "Don't you think it's too soon? Your parents died not long ago. You need time to grieve." He wasn't wrong, but I didn't want to stay here, I don't feel safe here. I got out of Doppio's grasp before going back to my room.

[codenameredkrystalmatrix]

Emotional Breakdowns- Pillarmen Headcannons

In your moments of vulnerability, they'd care for you in their distinct ways.

Santana

He's seen this coming a mile away. Your shoulders are tense, your breathing has gotten heavy, and you've been stomping up and down the place for the past two weeks. He's come to understand that killing problems doesn't exactly work in this time, so he waits until you're ready to face things.

He analyses quickly, and can easily find at least six possible approaches to the problem within one minute of hearing it. But those solutions often come before you're quite done working through your emotions. But Santana is nothing if not adaptable, so he gets much better with time. And if you just need a shoulder to cry on, he can do that too.

"As long as my presence helps, I will stay with you."

Wamuu

Did he act dishonourably to you as of late? He would never do that. He was sure there was no tension between you two directly, but there was still something wrong. He'll try to ease it out of you every minute you're alone together. If there was one thing he could tell about someone, it was when they were coiled to strike. It isn't healthy to stay like that for too long. It wears on weak and strong spirits alike.

At last, he offers training together- it's helpful to him, after all. But it doesn't go as well as it normally does. Your form is off- you can't focus-every punch becomes less coordinated. You eventually fall to the floor, a mess of sweat, tears and many different kinds of pain. He kneels, kissing the top of your head and kneading your shoulders. He doesn't understand why human interaction has to become so complicated (or how to best navigate it), but he can be there to see you through it. He and his all-encompassing hugs.

"You will overcome this, little warrior."

Esidisi

Your snappishness and irritation hurt him deeply. Where is his ray of sunshine? Why won't you talk to him? He tries so very hard to get you to open up, eyes brimming with confusion and pain. And when you see his genuine concern, you can't hold it back anymore. You pace, shout and go on righteous rants about the situation together. There's no need to explain what you're feeling. He understands, and doesn't feel for you, but with you.

If your final release needs to be through crying, he becomes the most affectionate of all. He'll wrap his arms around you and kiss every tear of yours away while his own flow down your skin. You've both...just about forgotten you needed to deal with the problem, but that will get done another day. In that moment, you're being cuddled as Esidisi does everything in his power to see that smile again.

"My light, let me bear your pain."

Kars

He gets irritated. You both came to the understanding that communication was needed for this to work. Why weren't you upholding your end of the bargain? But he restrains himself. Humans are delicate creatures- his love even more so. He can be patient.

Once you're ready to talk to him, he clears his entire schedule to ensure you're watched over by the only one he trusts to do so- himself. After letting you cry as much as you needed to, he sits with you and methodically runs through what comes to his mind. Some of his solutions are...less than ethical, to say the least. And it gets exhausting for you to think through them all. But as a way forward reveals itself, relief replaces the fatigue. At the end of things, he spoils you with the best gifts money can buy.

"I will not have you managing such things alone, beloved.

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Ooooookay, one more teeny tiny little thing

I realized something... So the pillarmen warm up to me and treat me as their own and I'm part of their family

There are some key points in the story that show the main bond with each of them (I might add Santana, I'll probably do a poll if we should bring him back or not. I kinda like him, he's cool)

For Esidisi, I comfort him and dry his tears (this is platonic because he's my father in law... (question mark? father in law because I'm dating Wamuu??? y...yes? yes.)) Esidisi really appreciates the attention and affection, because usually people will just ignore him when he cries because "that's just something Esi does"

For Kars, he saves me from some humans or something after I ran away because I was like, "I'll never be a real pillarman so what's the point?!" This scene shows that Kars cares for me like he cares for his husband and son. "You're family after all" is a big deal coming from somebody like Kars (same thing in parenthesis above)

And finally- (unless we all decide to add Santana into the mix), Wamuu catches me vent-training with my spear, I'm frustrated, angry, and holding back tears. He stops me and I accidentally end up hurting him. He takes my spear from me while I apologize profusely. This is when I end up sobbing and telling him about how I don't know who I really am because I don't remember anything prior to being taken in by the pillarmen. Pixie isn't even my "real" name, and I don't want to go back to the humans. Wamuu empathizes with me because he's hard on himself more than he is with anyone else. Even though I was lost... he found me. He couldn't leave me there in the desert to die. Wamuu saw something great in me, Esidisi saw something great in me, even Kars saw something great in me.

"Whatever your story prior to this... whether or not you were left for dead in the desert by a family who abandoned you, that matters not. We are your family now, Pixie."

(yes this is just a work in progress, I'm very impatient and didn't want to wait until i finished this drawing in order to post this *inhale*)

[silvernyxchariot]

Gosh, forgive me for asking such a strange and possibly horrible question. If a person were to have an unwanted pregnancy, would the pillarmen be able to penetrate the internal organs (at least by hand) to engulf the fetus?

⚠️CW/TW: deletus the fetus** talk and moral questioning⚠️

"Are the Pillarmen physically capable of removing a fetus within the reproductive organs?" is how my brain understood that. Oh, you bet'cha. (Yes.) Long answer... below the cut.

Kars and Esidisi are questionable. All the Pillarmen can probably copy each other and body morph, but I'm focused on what we see in the anime/manga. I. . . I really doubt you'd want Esidisi's brain and nervous system form digging into you like that. . . unless you're into it 😏. . . Don't stare at me like that! Σ(Дﾟ;)

If we mean "safely remove a fetus, so that mothers and seahorse dads are unharmed," yes. Santana is the best example of body manipulation/horror if we look at his feats, same thing with Wamuu. Santana has 1) absorbed a vampire through his skin, 2) used his ribcage as a trap/vice, 3) turned his stomach into a man-eating trap on Joesph, 4) tried to kill Speedwagon by using the tips of his fingers to Atco the brain, 5) and can invade a human body without distorting them. . . We're not looking at that one German soldier that exploded and died, that was just self-defense./j 😤 Wamuu, when he was awoken from his 2,000 year slumber, attached a line of soldiers by their hands and subsequently drained them of life, all at once, by poking one of them in the forehead.

Edit: I had to remind myself NOW that Esidisi and Wamuu implanted rings around Joseph's aorta and windpipe without even killing Joseph!!!

Kars, in his ultimate state, I think can definitely "penetrate the internal organs to engulf the fetus" without the mom or seahorse dad feeling a thing. His ultimate form has been shown creating and transforming life from his own body. So, I wouldn't doubt the possibility of him performing deletus the fetus with ease.

Since I put a "moral questioning" warning, I want to add that Wamuu would have the hardest time with this. Physically, he can perform the deletus, but he's not fond of the idea. He questions Kars on killing children and he dislikes battling women, even if they're hamon users and essentially a threat to him. Warrior's honor and all that./teasing Santana is a curious boy and would remove the fetus by request just so he could investigate human reproduction. Kars and Esidisi, no problem. Bruh, they pulled a genocide of their species. Kars also goes on a monologue about how he's "not a warrior or a romantic, like Wamuu." It was also mentioned, if not implied, somewhere that he experimented on humans to create the stone masks. What morality?!¿/rhetorical

Bonus! If the fetus is not affecting the parent's health and it was theirs/half-Pillarman, the answer is no. They're not going to deletus the fetus. [*insert yandere!Pillarmen with an impregnation kink here*]

**I'm sOrRyy. That phrase is hilarious to me.

[zyettemoon1800]

hi, i hope you're doing good. could i request the pillarmen x reader who does a lot of tarot reading and collects beautiful decks? would they let them do readings for them? thank you!

Kars

As soon as he finds that you are a tarot card reader he is a bit skeptical about how genuine you were because he has encountered many of people claiming to be card readers and none of them have been true before.

But since you are his s/o he will humor you anyways. He will sit in when you have customers and watch you work your “magic” on them.

However, after a few weeks of watching you and seeing some of your clients come in three-fours times a week because their luck was so good or they wanted to know if the hardships that they were facing were going to go away anytime sooner, he became very interested in what you do

He will ask you to read his cards to see if he is going to get the red stone anytime sooner

Esidisi

Unlike Kars , he is with you right from the start and will help you out in anyway he can.

If he sees that the cards you are using look a little worn out and ripped then he will buy some more for you.

And if you want he will even get you a new pair of card for every month of the years just to ensure they go with the season.

For fun he will let you read is hand, but he never wants to know about the future unless it threatens yours or the other pillarmen’s saftey

Wamuu

He is amazed by your skill and is very much impressed by how accurate you are.

He will always have want to be by your side just in case a customer tries to get rowdy because you old them something they didn’t like.

He prefers that you not read his cards because he feels that life should be a challenge and if you already know the outcome of the challenge then what is the point of doing the challenge.

Santana

He is interested in all that you do, but tarot reading is all new to him.

He does watch from a distance at how you help your clients and it does bring him pride and happiness that his mate is so talented

He will let you read his cards as much as you like, but he also wants you to teach him how to read the card and whaat each ones symbolizes.

[quirkwizard]

Since you have been given some Jojo related questions How about a quirk based on the abilities of the the pillar men like Wamuu or Esidisi though Kars would be waaaaaaaaaaay too much for MHA since you know…ultamite lifeform…

While you obviously couldn't cover all of their abilities at once, I actually have Quirks for their induvial gimmicks. I have "Osteophyte" for Santana's Rib Blades, "Spinning" for Waumu's Divine Sandstrom, "Hotspot" for Esidisi's Erratic Flame, and "Cutter" for Kars' Light Slip Blades. If you want to do something around their general powers, "Cell Cycle" could easily cover their healing and "Burial" their power to become stone. And if you want something that covers their general body control, "Peak" is about as close as you're going to get.

[dx-core]

Under the full moons gaze

Summary: Esidisi ( attempts ) to take care of Kars

Paring(s): Esidisi/Kars

Warnings: None

A/N: I love making fics for characters no one gives a shit about. This is so self indulgent i'm sorry. Shout out to the five pillar-family fans out there, ya'll are fighting for your lives out there. Please enjoy this tooth rotting fluff <3

" You have a fever "

" Astute observation, Esidisi.  I'm not sure how I'd get by without you, " he replies, voice nasally and slurred but still somehow heavy with sarcasm.  

Esidisi made a face, pulling his hand away from his cheek.  And, to no ones surprise at all, Kars simply rolls over, unbothered, burying himself deeper into the wooly blankets lining the caves floor.

It was rare of any of them to get sick— Esidisi could count the times he had gotten sick in his many decades of life on one hand , and that was being generous.  He could count even less for Kars - he wasn't even sure he could get sick, until now.   Whether it be a natural immunity or something they've just narrowly managed to avoid is up in the air.    

But, as if the full-moons unlucky nature was looming over them, Kars was sick.  Sick and moody.  Though he'd never say the latter aloud, less he want to tango with Kar's wrath.  Not tonight - not when he's  half curled up in makeshift blankets made out of bear skin and deer, looking, admittedly, like shit.   His skin is impossibly pale, save for the red flush dotting his cheeks.  His eyes are glazed over, heavy with purple eyebags.  He would almost dare to say he looked pitiful, if he didn't know him. 

" You'd be miserable, " he eventually says, watching as Kar's shifts again, curling up tighter, trying and failing to get comfortable. The children, curled beneath the blankets and pressed firmly against Kar's stomach shift too,  but more so from being disturbed rather from discomfort, " and alone " 

" Oh a pity,"  Kars grumbles,  " are you going to sit here and patronize me or are you actually going to make yourself useful? "  

Esidisi huffs, lips quirking upward to a ghost of a smile.  " Are you going to let me? "

" Perhaps, "  he eyes him, although Esidisi could tell he wasn't entirely lucid.  

" Then lets get these off of you, hm? "  he moves in close, not missing how Kar's eyes flutter closed contently — then snapping back open with irritation as the blankets pooling around him are taken away and pulled onto Wamuu and Santana.   Before he could properly complain, though, Esidisi slips a hand around his waist, pressing himself against his back, " that should help break your fever " 

Kars—thank god—settles down, sinking into his partners warmth. " Mmnn. "

" Is this acceptable? " he hums, using his free hand to brush the purple strands of hair sticking to his sweat-slicked forehead away, " hm? "

" You're pushing your luck "

[daisys-gard3n]

jojo preschool au except you're starting to realize how many of your students have really hot single dads.

[c-nstellati-ns]

Oh boy, imagine wilder pillarmen, they sure are smart, intelligent and talkative, but they can snarl, growl and rub up against you, marking as their territory. And bite.

They're big ancient cavemen, and they like to do all kinds of crap

IT'S A WILD, WILD WORLD — ft. kars, esidisi, wamuu, and santana

author's note — i fucking love that thought??? tbh they seem like they'd do shit like that even normally,,, but this kinda turned into fluff headcanons tbh LMFAO

all works belong to c-nstellati-ns ⓒ 2022. do not steal or repost. ask before translating.

KARS — 🥀💎

he's extremely clingy. like. extremely.

he enjoys sticking very close to you, skin to skin. if you're working and he happens to be there doing nothing- he's either wrapping his arms around you or laying his head on your lap.

he enjoys it when you run your fingers through his hair and braid it whenever you feel like it, it causes him to start purring,, deep rumbles that shake up your whole body.

the greatest comparison to kars is a giant panther. craves your attention every other day and won't stop touching you till you finally give in and give him the attention he wants. its as if you don't acknowledge his existence constantly, he might just shrivel up and die. he's very much for the dramatics

he can be such a brat if you don't give in though- snarling at you, baring his teeth as a threat, snapping his jaws,, as if that's going to scare you anymore.

acts as if your attention isn't what he craves 24/7, whether it just be simple conversation or being in your presence in general.

when he finally notices you're going to keep ignoring him until he shapes up- kars all of the sudden becomes all whiny and pouty, trying to get on your good side by bringing/making you gifts.

it works, and he's satisfied in the end.

"What? You're leaving? Can I come with? It's much too boring here without you, dearest."

ESIDISI — 🫀🔥

definitely not as clingy as kars, but likes showing you overt feats of strength in hopes of impressing you.

oh you're struggling to lift up and move this couch? UP AND OVER HIS SHOULD IT GOES! he may or may not have benched said couch as well just to see you laugh and smile

a particularly tight jam jar that won't open? one loud pop later, and you've got it open because he loves you so much.

he does adore when you praise him whenever he does a good job, and with that comes the habit of him biting you whenever he gets too excited. a gentle nibble just to feel his fangs against your skin. doesn't bite thru unless you specifically say so, he's only doing it hard enough to leave a faint bruise behind.

its a sign of affection he does randomly thruout the day, even if you're speaking to someone else- he comes up from behind and gently bites down on any exposed patch of skin he can get his mouth on. he just grins whenever you turn around completely flabbergasted, he thinks you're fucking adorable

this also relates to how he likes seeing you marked up with his teeth, makes his silly brain happy.

HUGE on cuddling. he's so big and warm, so he's a master at big spooning in bed. no blankets. esidisi only. my boy.

also enjoys cooking amazing breakfasts for you just bc he can,, love of my live.

"You're so cute, I could just eat you up! Not that I would... but I could! Because I loovvee you!"

WHAM — ⚔️☁️

he's a shy fella so you'll have to gently coax him out of his shell over time

he shows his affection through sparring with you mostly. he knows you're a lot more fragile than he is so he makes sure to be hella fucking careful with you. if he does accidentally hurt you, he's picking you up bridal style, taking you home and pampering you to all hell. def looking like a sad puppy the entire time too

he thrives off quality time and acts of service so whenever you actively put off work just to stay home and just,,, cook with him or watch a show [he doesnt understand what the fuck is going on, he's only watching it for you], he fucking LOVES IT.

he's so smitten whenever you lean in and gently kiss his lips, caress his cheek and say "i love you". you treat him like any other person but he also feels like he's the most special person in the world.

has a tendency to rub up against you like a cat, just to feel you close to him.

whenever he doesn't want you to go anywhere, he just,,,, lays on top of you. he's too huge to do much of anything so you just lay there and pretty much take a nap all day.

wham uses his size to his advantage a lot, and solely so he can squish you. clingy but,, subtly.

he's practically your shadow with how close he likes being to you.

"Hey... can we stay home today? We can watch that movie you like... We can make some snacks too."

SANTANA — ❤️💫

he and kars rival each other with how possessive they can be of you. except santana makes it known that he doesn't like people being touchy on you.

whenever you get home from a long day at work, he's immediately there to greet you with a tight hug that usually ends up in him holding onto you for a couple hours after that just bc he doesn't like the fact that he can smell other people on you.

sometimes, if he's feeling a little lonely, he'll find a way to sneak himself into your job with a bag of food and him trying to convince you to leave with him without a trace.

he got your favourite on purpose because he knows that if he gives you those puppy dog eyes along with the fact that you haven't eaten lunch yet- you're going to give in pretty quickly.

you aren't even sure how he managed to get into the building either.

def the type of guy to always have a hand on you, whether that be an arm over your shoulder or holding your hand, he's touchin a whole bunch because you're his and he is yours.

he has a wicked death glare he gives people that get too close to you. you told him not to kill people he just doesn't like so why not scare them into leaving?

also a little on the bitey side, but only if he's looking for you to stay close whenever he's feeling sad. baby boyy,,

"C'mon, it's not like they're gonna miss you.. Your shift is almost over, let's get out of here, yeah?"

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Oaoaao, hello, can I get a headcanon of sfw? Pillarmen/reader? I'm sorry I stretched it so far.

Imagine that the reader is Joseph's youngest adopted sibling and the sibling was adopted by Erina when JoJo was old enough. Maybe the reader is 10 years old? One thought is that if the reader in JoJo's opinion behaved badly or cried a lot over nonsense, he joked that he would give the child back. Joseph is a dumb jerk not realizing how much it scares the little kid who will probably get used to those words.

I don't know how to think this through well, but the reader goes with Joseph, Caesar, and Speedwagon to the catacombs where they encounter the pillarmen. The reader panics and soon cries, Joseph turns purely mechanically to say a certain stupid thing and the reader suddenly goes off to the pillarmen, patting Kars on the thigh and saying that he is now their new daddy and brother.

My main question, though, is whether the child will be made something of a hostage, while waiting for a ransom, and how the pillarmen would react to a curious child wanting to talk to them and explore their bodies and abilities

Hi! Let me just say this is so cute and a really great idea, I hope you enjoy! <3 Adding Santana to this because I can

Pillar Men with a child "hostage"

Kars

•Kars is bemused at this tiny human kid begging to be taken away, but subconsciously despises Joseph for bringing such a small child to such a dangerous location.

•He'd scoop you into his arms, whispering to you that yes, he'll be taking you in as his new student, but tells Joseph and Caesar that you're now his new hostage. The Pillar Men will be taking you as leverage over the hamon users, along with Wammu and Esidisi's wedding rings of death.

•Your curiosity with his inhuman features is secretly adorable to him, he'll let you explore his body freely, just warning you to be cautious with his sharp horns

•It takes a lot to upset Kars, he's raised two other children from his tribe of course. Rarely would you see him angry, he hides his emotions the best but involuntarily ends up falling in love with this cute human child. You've brought a new light to his men that he hasn't seen in years

•He might get a little possessive over you 👀 even after being defeated by Joseph it's hard for him to let you go, Kars can't admit it but he's grown attached. Maybe they can work something out

• #1 dad mug where?

Esidisi

•Genuinely enjoys having you around! He isn't afraid to let everyone know how much he cares for you <3, despite Kars' negative comments

•Treats you the best out of the four, never lets you down from his arms either.

•Esidisi doesn't see you as a hostage and more like a "permanent guest", he still goes along with Kars' charade though

•You might spend the most time with him, because he's the best with tiny children. He might get very attached too. You can probably use that to your advantage if you ever accidentally do something wrong

Wamuu

•Isn't impressed with you in the slightest at first, but doesn't hurt you once his master's tell him not to

•A bit awkward with you, but learns to get use to the tiny thing running around being chased by Esidisi and Santana

•Tries to train you in hand to hand combat, slightly disappointed when it doesn't work out

•Unlike the rest he's a little embarrassed with you messing around with his horn and doesn't like you touching it.

Santana

•I don't think Santana ever really falls for you the same way the other Pillar Men do, but treats with with respect

•Secretly jealous that you get treated so much better than he does

•He ends up calming down once you play with his hair/horns. It's therapeutic (for the both of you)

•Plays with you the most, but tends to rough house a little too hard. He's been scolded more than once by his masters

[yachiblanca]

I saw the braces hcs and they were amazing how would pillarmen react to contacts? Seeing their so putting them in and taking them out???

Thank you for liking the braces version!! <3

Pillarmen reacting to reader with eye contacts

When Kars saw you putting contacts on- he's honestly very shocked to the point that his face actually shows it, usually he doesnt.

He immediately asks what in the world did you put in your eyes? When you told him it was eye contacts and its own purpose- he's very amused, never had he thought humanity these years can invent something like this and he's impressed.

"That's very interesting.." Kars' curiosity bloomed in him- wanting to try eye contacts too, he wonders if it has any side effects or pain when putting it on? But what was he thinking!? He was a god- and he's immortal, he shouldn't think about the pain.

"Ehm.. May I examine one?" Truth be told- he actually wants to wear it.

You'll soon caught him trying to wear one while struggling because his fingers are too big, you might wanna advise him that it's for vision problems.

Esidisi seeing you put on contacts has him on worried mode, he may stop you before you put on the contacts.

"Y/N Are you alr?!- Wait, contacts?"

Once you explain its own purpose- Esidisi is fully confused, his jaw is slightly dropped. You might need to explain everything again but yet Esidisi is just so taken aback by the contacts.

Esidisi's next thought would immediately be- if he can put one on, snatching one from you and instantly putting it on his eye which result him to feeling pain.

You’re going to have to comfort him from what he did- he’s going to absolutely cry, which may take long..

Wamuu is certainly concerned, he just saw you by the corner of his eye- about to put something on your eye.

"Y/N.. If I may ask, what did you put in your eye?" You'll see him gulp the lump on his throat- in his mind thinking what was what he saw, his first thought would be 'Human Technology with newborn superpowers'

To his surprise, you told him it was just for vision problems. Well that was a relief for him, he thought that humans this year would be immortal and powerful like them.

Wamuu's going to ask you questions time by time about the contacts and how it works, he's invested in it by the time he saw the contacts.

Santana just watches you there, more amused than Esidisi.

If you caught him watching- he's going to point at your eyes and ask "Are you okay?" Yeah he did saw the contacts- but he was more worried of you.

You tell him that you're alright and told him how the contacts work and what's it use for, his reaction is not changing a single expression on his face- but he's so confused on how you just put it in there without worrying a single thing.

He doesn't have a clue on any things, so he's very curious of trying or even touching the contacts.

It was better to hide your contacts at first cause Santana's curiosity is big. If you prevent him from trying on the contacts- he's going to search for your contacts when he sees you remove them and place them in your container.

[cherrys-side-bitch]

a little headcanon, is the reader playing snowballs with the pillarmen? They're having fun, molding snowmen (and testing how fast a snow charge in within Esidisi, thrown at him will melt haha)

I'm just imagining a bunch of tall, half-naked men out in the winter with a tiny human throwing snowballs at them with varying results.

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ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝕄𝕖𝕟

gn! reader, fluff

Kᴀʀs

Do not, I mean do not, throw snowballs at Kars, especially if his hair is in the way, that is a very quick way to lose your hand or worse.

He will not tolerate such disrespect.

When you ask him to build a snowman with you he looks at you like yo're dumb. He doesn't know what you mean and isn't asking because of his pride.

If you manage to get him to build a snowman he's genuinely confused by the standard “balls stacked on to of each other” method.

Upon hearing snowman he was expecting semi-humanoid not whatever the hell that is.

You can bet he's gonna make the best snowman you've ever seen.

Makes sure you're properly dressed before going out in the snow so you don't get sick.

He acts like an angry, disappointed mother sometimes.

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Esɪᴅɪsɪ

Esidisi is much calmer when it comes to throwing snowballs at each other but he can't do it often since he usually melts the snow if he's holding it for too long.

Even if it's an accident it's still funny to see him get ready to throw a throw a snowball and it just melts.

Esidisi tends to be the much more playful than Kars

If you every start to get too cold he's your man.

The fact that his blood is practically boiling makes him the perfect heater in colder temperatures.

He's not exactly the best at making snowmen but he tries...

He hasn't seen snow so long, he's so happy.

Let alone having the time to just chill out in the snow.

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Wᴀᴍᴜᴜ

Wamuu is more confused about the concept of a snowball fight.

Once you explain he is only slightly less confused, not exactly understanding why humans do this but assumes it is some sort of tradition.

If you asked him to help you make a snowman he would try his best and it would come out quite well considering that it's his first try.

He always spent his time training with Kars and Esidisi when he was younger so he never knew that you could do so much when it snows.

It's almost like experiencing the childhood he never had.

He also makes sure you're properly dressed before going out in the snow but is much nicer about it than Kars

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Sᴀɴᴛᴀɴᴀ

Similar Wamuu he’s confused as to what you just threw at him and why.

He’ll participate in a snowball fight if you ask but he doesn't quite understand it.

If you explain to him the rules and why throwing snowballs at each other is so fun he finally understands.

He’s a quick learner.

When it comes to building snowmen he follows your instructions and it comes out... decent I suppose

He gets a “You Tried” sticker.

A participation trophy if you will.

This man isn't accustomed to being around others, especially ones who are human, so he doesn't get it when you start putting on so many layers before going out.

Occasionally forgets how fragile humans are.

Santana will eat the snow and I will not be taking any criticism.

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[codenameredkrystalmatrix]

Laughter (Pillarmen headcannons)

How I imagine their senses of humour work.

Santana

By far the hardest to make laugh. The whole concept of "funny" is lost on him. Humans, for all their studying (and him for all his observation of them) didn't understand why they laughed? That was unnerving. He'd decided to ignore the strange concept...until it decided to intrude on his life for itself.

"Can Februrary March? No, but April May!"

You chuckled as you read it, but nearly jumped out of your skin as a powerful sound built and built. Santana threw his head back and roared. It would echo in your mind for a long time afterwards. Ever since, you made it a point to find more puns for him.

Aside from the initial confusion and shock at the sound, he was pleased. It made you smile at him, your eyes sparkling with joy. He wasn't a fan of the unknown, but he could make peace with it. It felt good to laugh. And it especially felt good to do it with you.

Kars

Also very difficult to make laugh, but for an entirely different reason. Kars' sense of humour is disgustingly complex, and oftentimes morbid.

You'd have to be forgiven for not chortling at things like the death of a wave theory physicist at a particle accelerator. While your love was letting loose a sinister chuckle or sometimes a full-on villanous laugh, you were either confused, disturbed, or both. He'd prop his chin in his hand, an attractive (if not a little scary) smirk appearing on his face as he quieted down.

Kars would share some of the satire and dark comedy he found, but it really, really, was not up your alley. He settles for pinning you down and tickling your sides until tears ran down your cheeks. He feels a little guilty at your reactions. There were many into which Kars wanted to instil fear. You were not one of them.

Wamuu

A little easier to make laugh. He prefers seeing funny things happen rather than jokes, so you've morphed into a pantomine on occasion. But he immediately picked you up and checked for injuries after you pretend-fell, so you ended up avoiding that part of your spontaneous performances.

He adores watching sitcoms with you, lowly chuckling as the jokes land. When he does laugh outright, it's a warm, rich sound that spills from his chest. There's such a sweetness to his gaze after that it makes you want to kiss him. For him, it's a great stress-reliever after his training or meeting with his masters. He's happy you're here to help him laugh. He often forgets how much he needs it.

Esidisi

This man loves to laugh. One-liners, dad jokes, wordplay, slapstick- you name it! This is a belly-laugh-knee-slapping-back-thumping kind of guy that laughs with his whole body. It doesn't take much to have him rolling on the floor! And seeing his antics puts you in giggle fits too. Once he understand them, memes become a special favourite of his. Past the literal tears in his eyes, there's a happy shine. You're glad you have access to it almost every day of your life with him.

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Jonathan: "Say, you're the only one of the pillarmen who isn't bothered by us heads! Apparently we freak Kars out, make Esidisi cry, and Santana treats us like toys, but you're pretty nice."

Wamuu: "I was once a severed head too, you know. I know what it was like. It wasn't too bad, to be honest."

Zeppeli: "How come you got a body now?"

Wamuu: "I got better."

Erina: "Hm. If only I 'got better' I could give that nasty Dio what for!"

Wamuu's back must hurt from carrying the other pillarmen 💪😔 /light hearted joke

Erina is only able to use .2% of her power right now /also a light hearted joke

[soupbabe]

Pillar men with a naga s/o because I think it would be cute <333

The Pillarmen with a Naga S/o

Nagas my beloved <33 restricting the urge to write reader doing dumbass snake things

Kars

-Its hard not to adore you when you're a nature god

- He just naturally has more of an attraction to the types of people who are more animalistic, y'know?

- There's definitely more of a respect and equal dynamic between you two because of the regal nature of nagas

- There's nothing he wants more than having you by his side, ruling together

- Kars simply thinks that you'd look better with jewels that make your scales shine just right

Esidisi

- You were drawn to Esidisi's warmth like a moth to a flame

- You both are extremely clingy and it's not something anyone is mad at tbh

- He's absolutely enamoured by your tail, he'll run his hand over it any chance he gets

- Whether your scales is smooth like a traditional cobra naga or raised like a viper, the texture is something that'll keep Esidisi entertained for hours

- He'll take any downtime he gets to be curled up in your tail, it gets him sleepy very fast

Wamuu

- Yeah y'all hunt together <33

- Even if Wamuu prefers to provide for you, he appreciates a lover who's just as fierce and active as he is

- Wamuu's anatomy giving him the advantage of not being affected by your venom definitely made him form a fascination with your fangs

- He loves kissing you for that reason, it gives him an odd satisfaction whenever you pull away and your fangs ever so lightly graze his lips

- He yearns for your affection so much please kiss this man he loves it

Santana

- You and Santana are best described as synchronous

- It's very easy for you to work as one, having such a deep understanding that it's like reading minds

- Y'all definitely are a pair to unnerve a couple of people

- Santana is so intrigued by basic snake behavior, he mimics you a lot

- From creating a burrow out of your bedroom to sticking his tongue out at the same time you do