#then i went to sleep for a couple hours

[dean-winchester-pussy]

spn au where they're in a spiderverse and sam and dean are the spinchesters

[raceweek]

incredibly disappointed that there have been zero sighted incidents of drivers off their faces at the club so far. formula one is dead

[curry-and-casteliacones]

Ok so I might by chance be dumb? But um.. Volo as Barry's ancestor?? Idk if I haven't seen other people mention this because it's a stupid idea, or i just have missed it somehow. But like you can't tell me these two hairstyles aren't even a little similar.

And then there's the whole thing of Volo kinda acting like a rival how he just sorta pops up to talk with/fight u from time to time.

I mostly find this idea amusing cuz imagine if Barry ever let's his hair grow out it would continue to do the stupid reverse gravity thing Volo's does.

[space-blue]

Durge, strolling over : What have you got there?

Gale, failing critically at stealth, shoves a biscuit in his pocket. There's crumbs on his beard, his chest, everywhere : Nothing.

Durge, rolling perception so high, he doesn't see what it is but instead gets assaulted by crystal clear visions of all the boring missionary sex Gale had with Mystra : Wow ok

[kuruk]

I'm soooo tired lately thuis literally sucks so bad I've actually never been more tired in my life and I thought I was bad before. T_T I can only wake up for 5 hours in a row at most and then sleep for way longer than that. my day keeps looking like 12 hours sleep at night, 4 hours awake, then back to sleep for 8 hours, up for 3, back to sleep for 6 hours and so on.. I'm so dying like I literally do not feel good.. I feel like I got the bones sucked out of me likr I'm nothing

[lamortwrites]

oc patron saint game

tagged by @aliasknives, @mightymizora and @chronurgy, thank you!!

tagging @spellmage @todderwodders @eregar @orelaia @aleksxo and anyone else who would like to join in!

take this quiz for your ocs and find out what they’d be the patron saint of

Labrys: patron saint of houses

but not of homes. only the shells of what keeps us enclosed. houses can be decorated or well-built or crumbling or haunted but only a home can truly be warm; you are the patron saint of that lack.

you know what...it took me a minute to come around to it but upon reflection I think this does fit them. after all, they're themed around being not enough -- not good enough, not strong enough, not devout enough. at the surface level, a house is enough...but take a look inside and it very quickly becomes apparent what is lacking, what should be there but is obviously, achingly absent. a home is loved; a house is merely expected to serve its purpose.

[running-in-the-dark]

can't sleep (despite new meds + melatonin, boo), so I'm thinking about random shit. like: it's insane to me that I'm totally fine living on the ground floor now. it used to really freak me out. I hated being downstairs when we lived in a house. I always felt watched when I had my room on the ground floor. and every time I visited my dad at his ground floor apartment - where I was on my own except for maybe an hour a day - I had what I now know were panic attacks several times a day. so like, that's pretty crazy.

[fleshdyk3]

honeybee's whines are so high i can barely hear them so sometimes i dont even notice them LMFAOO. which is nice when she needs to go to sleep but doesnt want to

[illbestarryeyedforyou]

Happy Holidays Ch. 3 🤎🎄✨🎄🤎

[cal-cium-the-nerd]

Fandom: One Piece Words: 530 Relationships: Jean Bart & Hakugan Characters: Jean Bart, Hakugan Summary: “I’m not suited for it,” Jean Bart replies, instead. “It hasn’t been a month since I stepped aboard, it’s not wise to trust me with the lives of the crew.” Heart Pirates Week - Day 1 ღ Jean Bart ღ Cursed

Am I ridiculously late to this event? Yes, I am. Am I posting this anyways? Yes, I am!! I’ve got drafts for all nine days, but lately life has been bonking me with a window frame and then pouring boiling paint on my head, before rinsing and repeating, so who knows when/if I’ll finish anything else

[starheirxero]

Yo ur awake!!!!

HDKSHDJ ITS ONLY MIDNIGHT YEA LOL

[fuckosexual]

my gramma took me to a 'healing waters' spa and at first i thought it was bullshit marketing like how is this chlorinated pool gonna heal me but then i went on a hike, for an HOUR, and didnt have ANY body pain while it was happening or the day after. so it fucking worked but it hasn't been long term which is to be expected but it also means like it actually is 100% possible with the right treatment for me to not actually fucking be in pain so thats a fucking win hell yeah

[justyouraverageomniversedreamer]

I cant believe how easily and unreasonably mad ruan mei made me in her introductory quest oh my god

Trailblazer really just walked that shit off oh my god i was just so mad you know the lying and manipulating and the feeding us something that inverted speech so i couldn't say what i wanted to AND the large beetle that took me 4 tries to beat and THEN her just being non apologetic about it and oh my god the overly long explanation about her lack of empathy because shes different or whatever

Bitch me too but i know when to say sorry what the fuck somebody tell this lady that she does have feelings please just tell give her a shoujo manga or smt

Anybody else upset? Or did i not read right again Lmk please im so glad i got to spend time with the jelly cats after that i really just got so mad lmao its not even funny

[greghatecrimes]

Definitely better than Th/Fri/Sa/Sun but holy god flares are fucking exhausting

if anyone was curious, I'm almost 2k deep into another autistic Thirteen oneshot, and she is getting slammed with a healthy dose of my exhaustion via autistic burnout. lmaoooo

[naomiknight-17]

My day started off pretty terrible, and I felt so garbagey and the cats were being so annoying I lost my temper and raised my voice at Tim

But then Jon brought me an iced cappuccino and a wrap. And I managed to drag my freshly caffeinated ass into the shower and scrub myself clean. And I got a chance to snuggle with both Jill and Tiny Tim in turns (I think he's forgiven me for shouting)

Then Jon made us a lovely cauliflower-bacon chowder for dinner with garlic bread on the side as a special treat (we needed to use up leftover buns)

And just now I even did a big load of dishes and fed the cats - which involves an interesting dance of herding the hungry screaming creatures into separate rooms so they don't eat each other's food

And you know. I'm feeling a lot better.

I guess there's something to be said for a hot shower, a good meal, and getting some chores done. Even though we all hate to hear it

Also I rewatched all of the currently available Dungeon Meshi episodes, which is of course incredibly healing

[darushi-chan]

HOTD Reptile AU Have a look at Vhagar’s excellent mental images of the other pets she has known so far, for her all other reptilish beings are dragons, like her, lol. -Her favorite its obviously Balerion ll, Visy T saltwater croc 😂, she’s a big fan. -Sunfire really intrigues her, such a heavy and round looking dragon... also the noodle dragons, what happened to their legs?!! -Water cage dragon its kind of boring, doesn’t take sunbaths and never goes out of that water prison.  -The tiny dragons are ok, she doesn’t like the horny one that much tough, her master hates its master, so she obviously has to comply. She also can’t eat the tiny white one, apparently master its in love with its tiny master, so complicated.  -Big cheeks its very fun, his master let them sunbathe together when she was with Laena. -She will never understand why the veggies dragon wont eat meat, she said she was “vegetarian” or some weird shit. -The magician dragon its interesting, it walks over the water in the pool, she prefers swimming tough.