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sunlightfeeling · 1 year ago

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no thoughts only gus(to)

#lmao do not watch this on repeat #unless you’re prepared to want to smack your head on a desk to make it stop #then be my guest #kimura-saaaan #tsukutta #a clip

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annabanannabeth · 16 days ago

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i see your Big Drink, and i raise you: using time to measure distance

“where are you from?” “i’m from massachusetts, like 30 minutes outside boston”

“how far away do your cousins live?” “about two hours”

“the store’s not far right? these shoes aren’t that comfortable” “yeah it’s only a 10 minute walk from here don’t worry”

“you got enough gas to make it there? it’s an hour drive and it looks like your tank’s getting kinda low” “yeah i can make it, an hour and a half would be pushing it though”

i didn’t even know that this wasn’t a common thing in other parts of the world until i was talking to a tourist about culture differences and she brought it up, but apparently most cultures would say the number of kilometers/miles in all of these instances.

so yeah i think THIS is what binds all americans: using time to communicate distance

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

#if someone wants to get into a whole essay on the transportation in the US having a major impact on why we use this instead of distance #then be my guest #but i sure as hell don’t know enough and i do not feel like doing the research #usamerican #living in america #also canadians do not come in saying ‘this isn’t true bc we do that too’#were much more alike than you want to believe #sry but 2/3 of y’all live within 100km of the US border (via canadian gov’t website)#culture sharing and blending is bound to happen🤷#jay escapes the tags #america #also if you live in a different country from the US (or canada lol) and people measure distance in time pls lmk cause i think that’s neat!!

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megafaunatic · 7 months ago

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gay people house meshi

#guest starring cair!#my art #menstruation cw ig

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humming-fly · 4 days ago

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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

#just another tally added to the board of reasons it's hard to imagine any of these guys ever entertaining guests 👍#the trickiest part of this gag was trying to think of who would ever visit these guys lmao #not the most social of butterflies this group #sth #rouge the bat #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #e123 omega #team dark #comic #my art #doodles #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #is that really the general tag that gets used? which one of these 3 is the main one here a;sldkjf #anyways first time drawing amy!#I like her funny little shark fin from her classic design

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review-anon · 1 month ago

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You know that image of a tiger looking absolutely petrified? That is my reaction too that last ask. That anon has fucking issues, that is NOT an ask one just, consciously sends to someone. - Abno anon

//Yeah, I saw the red flags in that ask and decided to put my foot down.

//I’ve been in the Danganronpa community for a lot longer than people think, and I know when certain asks are gateways to something very messed up.

//And I had such a cool idea where to send Hiyoko to as well.

//I also recommend nobody clicks the links to the sprite edits as they are not right, and I KNOW this would devolve into something extremely uncomfortable.

//This isn’t like the times in Goodbye Despair or SDRA2 where characters get tied up, this was something I knew was a kink, plain and simple.

//If you want Hiyoko be subjected to…that, go to a NSFW askblog as there is plenty available there. But this isn’t the place for that nonsense.

#review anon talks #abno anon #what a way to end the year #i did not wish my morning to see that #if you guys want to hijack that ask and teleport hiyoko randomly somewhere #then be my guest #but maybe have something wholesome send my direction #because i need it

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aintmyjewelry · 10 months ago

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

#we would get a nice coffee cake or pie or streusel #and then make a big batch of coffee #and she and my cousins and other family would just sit around chitchatting #and my grandma always said to call it 'cake and coffee'#so the guests didn't expect dinner #it was like code for be gone before dinner

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notherpuppet · 7 months ago

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Alastor pulls the “we’re not so different; you and I” card 🤪

Don’t fall for it Vaggie!!!!

#pov: you’ve become your parent #vaggie’s comment in the finale made me think of this #and her excitement about making the guests fight in the doomsday district #she suppresses her sadistic nature #but it does existtttt #meanwhile alastor is quite literally letting his freak flag fly #hazbin hotel #my doods #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #vaggie #do I tag chaggie if it’s this small of a cameo???#liked by ad #that tag is for me

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koobiie · 1 month ago

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A lone swordsman stands in the chamber. He seems... quite lost.

#so its been a while since i played hades but i imagine his interactions could be like #he challenges you to a swordfight if youre carrying a sword #or you could give him some ambrosia cause you know he would love it #maybe you could attempt to give him directions lol but it never works and he shows up in different areas like wtf #also first time emulating hades style. i think it turned out alright? but could be better #if any hades style enthusiasts want to point stuff out then be my guest lol #hades #hades game #roronoa zoro #one piece #crossover #koob art #digital art #procreate #1k #2k

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harboretum · 7 months ago

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It's Make a Terrible Comic Day

#makeaterriblecomicday2024 #my surgery's on friday lol #I've been largely absent because it turns out making arrangements for a surgery takes up a lot of time and energy #including setting up an entire guest room so a friend can come help out because we've been putting that off forever #hope you've all been well #also should this be tagged?#like with #surgery mention #or something

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sennamaticart · 4 months ago

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I can finally share a preview of the guest comic I made for Oh Joy Sex Toy! I got to talk about Hirsutism, what it is, and what it's like to have it! If you wanna see the rest of the comic, you can read them over here on OJST!