#then again...if my battery is dead i dont gotta go to work OR see other family on christmas :3 so

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*DUMPS PLOT AND THEN SKEDADDLES*

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SG1

Season 4 episode 18

"THE LIGHT"

🚨TRIGGER WARNING: mentions of suicide/suicide attempt 🚨

Notes by me

- im unashamed to say my first thought when Jack handed the guy something to give to daniel....was a note with a heart

- what was the bet I want to know

- why is this soldier so intense ???

- on one hand its rude to bet on your friend but on the other hand...extremely funny

- I hate to be the bearer of bad news but i dont think jacks note is gonna make it to Daniel

- Daniel looks really handsome??? Like....his five o clock shadow is really working for him

- the device looks like a star trek communicative device I'm sorry

- frustrated! Daniel

- "this thing doesnt work!"

"Have you checked the batteries?"

*death glare*

- omg the ANGER honey calm down. Why are you so pissy about this

- I like the think Jack followed daniel up to hammonds office bc he could tell something was off. Also so he could be an extra authority figure to tell Daniel to chill if needed.

- daniels apartment! I expect plants

- is this bc of his trauma? I mean I'm surprised the writers are actually acknowledging it

- "it just goes away" is he talking about his happiness? Flare ups of happiness that crash fast is a sign of mental illness and depression

- imagine if Jack wasnt there.....he wouldnt have been able to stop him

- it almost looked like "woke up" when he turned around??? Maybe it's a split personality thing??? Or black outs???

- P4X347

- time to break out the hazmats

- "whatever it was they didnt breathe it in" HOW do you know. You have met countless other alien things you couldnt detect with your 2002 fancy tech. You dont think theres a remote possibility that theres something there that youre stuff CANT detect?

- the symbols on the pillars remind me of the Prince of Egypt movie

- alright Daniel had a point. The throbbing light is kinda nice

- they are a smidge too awestruck

- wouldnt it be funny if they were looking at the light and when Jack looked at his watch they would have been looking at it for like 4 hours

- "nice digs" you know when you meet an alien teenager and say the first thing that comes to your mind

- Lauren ?? Or Loren ? Idk

- another case of Jack shifting into Dad Mode when faced with any person under the age of 18

- "all of sg5 are dead" :(

- coma!Daniel

- Jack so concerned about Daniel 💖

- tealc pulling a gun on the kid when he shows him a toy gun

- its literally a star trek phaser

- tealc is 101 yrs old????? Why did i think he was older

- "in 47 days" tealc birthday is only a month and a half away , I gotta start preparing

- do you think he likes jumpy castles

- omg when he smiles at the toy gun. My heart is shaped like tealc

- "MY FRIEND IS LYING HERE DYING!"

I appreciate the passionate outburst of love for your bestie but if you yell at janet again im breaking all of your fingers

- addiction ?????? Stargate gods.....you know me so well

- when jack cradles his head to lay him on the floor

- staring at the light for HOURS I was right

- Daniel just keeps his head in his arms

- bro how long have u just lived there by yourself thats so unhealthy, where are your parents

- "is there anything you need?"

"Glasses"

He said that so fast

- it literally was the batteries

- "perception of time is the first thing to go when you're....high"

Ive always wanted an episode where they just get baked

- an opium den for the goaulds. They just be having these on random planets and the tokra havnt attacked them at these??? When they are at their most vulnerable???

- cool big sphinx statues 😍

- "YOURE IN WITHDRAWAL"

"OH IM IN WITHDRAWAL????"

"YES.......so am i"

Never not arguing

- grabbing each others coats?? I mean I dont wanna be the person in the audience that yells at them to kiss but....kiss

- I want to see that picture of Daniel that Lauren took

- is lauren the addiction thing?? Maybe alien blood or something

- this whole story about his parents😭

- "the system lords needed slaves while they were here"

Now im thinking about Daniel being a slave

- "you like ice cream?"

"Whats ice cream"

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL ADOPTION IN THE BOOKS

~

Whump under the cut

Daniel jackson whump: 🚨trigger warning suicide attempt. Daniel stands on edge of balcony contemplating whether to jump. Depression, hospital scene, coma, passed out, Jack firemen carried him, head in arms, anger outburst, flatlining, addiction to light machine

Jack oniell whump: anger outburst,addiction to light machine, holding head, hospital checkup scene

PS: just want to note this is the second instance that daniel has gotten addicted to something the goauld made

🤓no glasses!Daniel for less than 10 minutes from when hes in the hospital bed to when he tells hammond he needs his glasses

🎶Listening to Missing You by All Time Low 🎶 for Daniel almost commiting suicide and old trauma surfacing bc of the depression machine

[hiraethstill]

THIS WEEK ON DAIYA NO ACE (8/6)

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!

LIVEBLOG:

YEETS IVE BEEN W AITING FOR INTRASQUAD GAME

yess mimura and kawashima get a moment to shine

LMAO i love asou

also his hair is super cool

hell YEAH there are some great first years

omg the second and third years look like a mafia/gang

MY BABIES ASADA AND KUKI

lmao mogami really out here

natsukawa i love you

TAKU WHATS WITH YOUR CHEEKY GRIN LMAO

ah nvm thats why heh

its kinda strange to see taku wearing the white cap

CHILD I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

kuki starting!!!!!!!!!!!

and asada wishing his bf good luck

LMAO kuki why you gotta be all dramatic with your "okumura koushuu"

A WHOLEASS S O N

skldjg why'd yall have to prolong the shot of yui holding a hand in front of masashi like he's holding him back

ooh kagami another son

asahi... will have to remember that name

A

AS

ASADA CALLING KUKI KUKI-KUN IM NO T OK A Y

IM NOT o K         A            Y

aww asada bby youll gain confidence too!

what a lovely shot

eijun!

eijun's hair flying behind him is really pleasing

aww eijun wanting to be a good senpai to asada but also being considerate

harucchi working so hard im so proud of him

but also eat!!!

good job kanemaru taking care of people

(toujou in tow)

always trying to accomplish something... big mood

look at him... trying to smile...

i want to hug him

kanemaru go hug him for me!

HE'S SO?????????? PRETTY?????????

TOUJOU TOO I SWEAR

LISTEN

TOO MANY KUKI SHOTS TO SCREENSHOT BUT JUST KNOW HE'S BEING PRETTY AND WORKING HARD

why did ochiai look so different

takatsu!!!!

YES I KNOW ASADA YOU'RE CHEERING FOR YOUR BF YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB

kanemaru talking like he knows takatsu i demand interaction stat

HELL YEAH TALK ABOUT MY BOI TAKATSU LIKE THAT

takatsu's voice is partly right behind my nose its strange but i guess not bad?

I CHOKED ON MY FOOD WHEN TOUJOU CALLED HIM YOUHEI

HOW DID YOU FORGET SUN

damn right seidou is crazy but not in the way that you think kuki

asada get over here i will Hug You Fiercely

lmao koushuu lowkey throwing shade but not really

CLAP KOUSADA CLAP BATTERY CLAP

HAHAHAHA HOW MANY TIMES DID MOGAMI'S VA HAVE TO SAY THAT TO DO IT CORRECTLY

KUKI WITH THAT C ONFIDENCE

he would make a good captain hMMST

TAKU CONFIDENCE TOO

ASADA CHEERING KUKI ON HAS WATERED MY CROPS, CLEARED MY SKIN, FED MY CHILDREN--

ANOTHER GRATUITOUS KUKI SHOT

KARIBAAAAAAA

omg if kuki reminds kariba of sawamura then is this ace foreshadowing

i can still dream about kuki asada double ace right

SCREAMS ENDLESSLY INTO THE VOID

LOOK AT THEM

LOOK AT T H E M S T

aw kuki cares about toujou so much

WAAAAAAAAH ASADA'S LITTLE "YATTA"

omg kuki bleps too? 

like mochi like mukai lmaoo

LOVE THEM

okay yui your gay is showing hlskjdfs

masashi put yo aura away

good job kawashima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pats kariba gently

my heart is breaking for all these third years

esp nabe...

CRIES HARDER

THEY STILL WANT TO HELP OUT

STOP THIS PAIN I TELL YOU STOP IT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAKATSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS

representing them............. im not o kay.............

HLSKDGH THE LITTLE EMPHASIS MARK WHEN HE CALLS ASADA

KOUSHUU ITO TAKU GANBARREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ASADA TOO OF COURSE

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE ONE (1) SETO TAKUMA

AAAAAAA KUKI ENCOURAGING ASADA IN TURN I LOVE SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS

oh god oh god have i also mentioned how GORGEOUS taku's voice is i cANNOT

asada bby i dont think youd have ever been ready for this game 

YAAAAAAAAAARGH KOUSHUU BEING ENCOURAGING

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH DEAD-LAST-AT-THE-DINNER-TABLE SQUAAAAAAAAD

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH ASADA REFLECTING ON KOUSHUU STANDING UP FOR HIM

I ALSO SUPPORT KOUSADA HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I SHOULD SAY IT AGAIN

"maybe he thought of me as a friend" ASADA FUCKING HIROFUMI WE LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOU

SOMEONE HOLD ME

YOU SHOULD HEAR THE DYING WHALE NOISES IM MAKING

OH GOD

OH GOD

IM

IM DEAD GONE GOODBYE

okay sun we getting a lil cap happy here

eijun you doofus come out from behind there

LMAO "IS HE SCARED" KOUSHUU IS HIS FRIEND EIJUN

HYAHA ZONO AND MOCHI READ MY MIND

i fucking love love love how taku and koushuu shared that one brain cell right there

LSKDJFLGSHKG "he throws faster than me"

TAKU ENCOURAGING ASADA AAAAAAAA

at this point i should just make it an OT4 - koutakuasakuki

hell yeah pretty koushuu shot

hello have i introduced you to my SON

WAIT WAIT WAIT

REWIND

TAKU DAS GAY

ALSO HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

literally this looks like he's about to go in for the kiss

i meant the kill but same difference

WHY ARE YOU SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

hsljkdfghjslkfdj IVE BEEN WAITING

FOR THE "taku, what was that."

AND TAKU'S VOICE ALL CHEEKY LIKE "NOTHING" MAKES IT EVEN BETTER theyre SO CUTE

im gonna watch this segment again

screams softly in koutaku rights

koushuu's so used to him like that lmaoo

he just gives him a reminder and moves on

ALSO EVERY TIME KOUSHUU AND TAKU CALL EACH OTHER TAKU AND KOUSHUU MY HEART JUST DOKI DOKIS SO DAMN HARD

what was that twitter post i saw today? the cliche meme with "oh my god the grumpy one is secretly in love with the sunshine one"

also obligatory pretty koushuu shot

asada is so confused poor bby

TAKU SHARING KOUSHUU'S BRAIN CELL I CANN O T

TALK ABOUT A DYNAMIC DUO

THEY ALREADY THINKING ABOUT WINNING

THE S OUN D ASADA MADE IM MCFUCKING DYING

LMFAOOOOO

couldnt get a screenshot but taku looking at koushuu like that makes me melt

even better koushuu pretending not to notice

audience members who asked you

this screams found family

eijun cheering asada on....... still behind that pole

what a goober

HYAHA MOCHI READING MY MIND AGAIN

LMAO "asada's an innocent guy" too true but also gdi eijun

ooh we stan asada being perceptive about koushuu

yessss asada you go kick ass

HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "IM ALREADY DEAD"

HOLD UP IM LAUGHING TOO HARD AHAHAHA

taku i see you you lil goober hiding all blurry in the corner while koushuu calms asada down

koushuu havent you heard? tapping your glove against people's chests is gay

asada being formal @ koushuu lmaoo

and koushuu telling him not to straight up lmaoooo

TAKU WE GET IT YOU LOVE KOUSHUU

good JOB asada pitching from the stretch

no remarkable features??? no asada you are unique and wonderful and i love you

ooh the nice sound - that's koushuu's soft touch catching right

his cheeky grin and WHAT FOR

mochi's voice sighs happily

might as well give yall a cute eijun while im at it

OH YEAH

HELL YEAH PLAYING INFIELD IN AND GETTING AGGRESSIVE

oh hello that is an intense face you're making good sir

WHAT THATS IT SERIOUSLY?

GIVE ME MORE FIRSTIES

preview

taku!!

hahaha when you put kuki's face then asada's expression like that one after another

also them talking here

who's on fire?

cries softly of course you'll meet expectations asada

SUMMARY:

minor 3rd yr appreciation!

kuki's mindset STRONK

hug toujou RIGHT NOW

kane, toujou, kuki squad!

DEAD LAST AT THE DINNER TABLE SQUAD

my heart breaks for 3rd yrs who cant play

eijun a goober

koutakuasakuki JUST SAYIN

koutaku one smart brain cell

See you next week!!!

[blookmallow]

so i started tattletail

it’s 

well,

(this is a Lot im sorry :’ ) rip) 

alright this is some top quality #aesthetic

oh god why is my room so dark 

and the TIGER POSTER

i am 90% sure theres something written up there but i cant read it ??

ah. excellent. that’s. this is fine. i live in the void, apparently. im sure this isnt going to be a problem at all in any way 

oh good. thanks for the advice 

merry christmas from the void 

almost nothing is interactive, i can SEE light switches but i cant turn them on :’| 

i thought this was something with big grinning teeth but then it was a trash bag. disappointing 

alright lets check out the spooky basement then 

shit. wait. where the fuck am i 

uhH WELL THERES. THE SKY, I GUESS. i m crying where the fuck

eventually i wandered back out of the abyss and found the presents though 

ah. well there he is 

man my mom’s gonna be pissed when she finds out i opened this already

thanks!!!!! that’s horrifying!!!

like ok ive seen toys that “eat” before but they’re just like. they have little plastic “food” they come with or they Pretend to eat or something (i remember furbies would pretend to eat if you press down their tongue so you could pretend to give them a bottle or something) 

but this fuckin thing apparently not only is capable of actually consuming real food but actively NEEDS it 

i wish there were subtitles so the screenshots would communicate this better but WHEN ITS HUNGRY IT JUST SHOUTS “GIVE ME A trrEAT! GIVE ME A trrEAT! GIVE ME A trrEAT!” OVER AND OVER AND IT IS VERY VERY ANNOYING

this fuckin thing’s gonna get me killed isnt it. thats why your name is tattletail you scream and tell things where i am so i die. great. great

it also likes to chatter randomly too which is ALSO gonna be fun to deal with im sure

also “groom” is a Necessity too apparently bc it will nOT stop “brrrrUSH me! :) brrrrUSH me! :)” if its Groom Meter goes out, : ) 

ive had this thing all of 3 seconds and i ALREADY HATE IT 

oh m y g od WHERE IS THE FRIDGE!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK. HERES KETCHUP CAN YOU EAT THAT. SHUT UP,

YES BY ALL MEANS 

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

uh. thanks 

duly noted, im gonna take that advice, 

wait a second why’s this door open

im makin a break for it ill change my name and start a new life in another city goodbye mother who apparently sleeps through everything known to man

ah shit

my arch nemesis. fences. oh well 

but what if i........dont want to do that,

time to get murdered 

wh. what is 

,,,ok apparently aliens are ineffectively attempting to abduct me through the window or something but we’re just. not acknowledging it 

did a lighting effect load wrong or something what the fuck is that 

whatever i gotta investigate THE CLUNK

YOU

YOU’RE the clunk

god damn it tattletail get out of there 

if i dont charge it will it just die so i dont have to listen to it or investigate its CLUNKS in the middle of the night anymore

u cant see that very well but it says “LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! FIND A VASE IN THE BASEMENT TO PLAY WITH” and. ignoring the fact that a vase is a very oddly specific, stupid thing for a child to seek out to play with, apparently this vase does not appease tattletail’s desires. this vase isn’t GOOD ENOUGH for you, i guess,

MOM HOLY FUCK

THATS A FLASHLIGHT GIVE IT TO ME 

FUCK yeah i dunno why it got darker but i

wait

ah

also this is a rly shitty flashlight too you gotta shake it a bunch to make it work (which makes a ton of noise) and it goes out every 5 seconds so im just. continually having to shake this thing so i can see where the hell im going 

AND the lil furby monster is scared of the dark, too, so he cries at me if i dont turn it on, : ) 

alright you know what 

again, theres no subtitles or anything so i dont have another screenshot here but uh

it was an ungodly screeching noise

i. i understand now. i will not answer the phone again :’ ) 

aesthetic

HERE WE FUCKIN GO AGAIN

ah

happy easter

ok i dont know what these are supposed to have in them but i assume Not This

,,ok thank u 

ah fuck

PLEASE STOP DOING THAT

ok its looking like these are like. a godawful combination of furbies and wuvluvs which is somehow even worse 

earlier he randomly announced to me “MAMA SSCAAAARRYY” do i rly want to bring him back 

actually yes maybe she’ll eat him and i can get some got damn sleep in this house for once 

:( 

i dont like it 

ok great ill just. walk quietly and resume my previous tactic of awkwardly shuffling along the wall so i dont have to shake the noisy flashlight and we’ll be golden, 

until she murders me in my sleep, that is, 

great now they’re multiplying 

do i have to 

wait what do you mean suRVIVE

CAN YOU NOT TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW KID

uHH FUCK

see we just got MURDERED TO DEATH because you wanted a fuckign. snack or whatever,

i havent Actually played fnaf but this feels. very much like that only. improved in that theres actually. gameplay beyond “push the button to stop the jump scare” 

it is VERY annoying, though :’ ) 

also i forgot tattletell cries when its dark so i cant even like. just stumble through the dark to avoid her bc when its dark he freaks out and makes even MORE noise, and then i gotta shake the flashlight (MORE NOISE) to make it light and shake it continually to keep the light on (MORE NOISE!!!) 

come the fuck on your battery is dead you should be DEAD you shouldn’t still have enough power to go UH OHHH! UH OHH! at me 

[sobbing] why won’t it die, 

why can’t i just. set him down somewhere. it would be the perfect distraction she’d go after him and i could get away c’mon take one for the team you little shit 

also i cant really tell who’s on what side here like. it seems like im protecting him from mama, he mentions she’s scary, he seems afraid of her, and a lot of his chattering comes across like “hes just a dumbass baby furby monster who wants to play and doesn’t understand he’s leading you to your death” but then like, one of the other Friends said “in the bedroom :) okay, mama” when i was. in the bedroom so Some of them are actively helping her find me, tattletail seems to be FINE when im not with him and later asks me to help with a “party for mama :)” so like. is this thing trying to kill me or not 

wtf the fuck is this 

i rly dig the shitty 90s vhs aesthetic tho 

or is this. 80s or. i dont know im bad at decades i like it tho 

i WISH i had subtitles i gotta just try to remember what he was saying when i took these i think this one was “we’re having a party for mama!!! won’t you help us??” and uh

kiddo have you forgotten your mother has murdered us like 3 times already why would i EVER DO THIS,

also the weird writing above the tiger poster isnt there in the light so thats. unhelpful

i think we have enOUGH,

sighs

hello

you cant do shit to me though can you. i dont have your obnoxious child with me i can slowly walk in the dark all night and you can’t hear SHIT, so-

prolonged sigh 

ok apparently i have been MISLED and she CAN still attack you even if you’re quiet :’ ) i probably got too close to her, as she was SITTING WHERE I NEEDED TO GO. go d damn it