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In the Middle of the Night, in the Middle of the Woods
The three of them make their way out of the tavern and into the warm, humid night in silence as they head towards Ravenna and Kaidan's bounty. Lucien stays quiet for about three miles before he starts asking questions.
"By the way, what are your names?"
"Ravenna."
"Kaidan."
"Ah, Kaidan. That's an unusual name. Where are you from, if you don't mind my asking?" He asks.
"I wish I knew," says Kaidan, "But I'm trying to find out."
"Ah, wonderful. And where, exactly, are we going at the moment?"
"For a drink," Ravenna returns, glancing back at him and letting her ruby eyes show. The implication is enough to silence him for the rest of the journey.
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"Eugh. I don't think I'll ever get used to that," Lucien says as he watches Ravenna pulls her teeth out of the exsanguinated corpse.
"Ditto," she says.
"Well, what next? Do you two have a plan?" he asks as Kaidan returns from dealing with the other bandit upstairs. "Riften," he tells Lucien, "We discussed it earlier. The Thieves' Guild, if they're still around, will be a good option to help make sure our tracks are covered."
"I still want to check out the Evergreen Grove before we leave the area," Ravenna adds, "Just remember not to pick the flowers there, lest we agitate the Spriggans."
"Are you sure that's wise? We're running out of moonlight," Lucien points out.
"Won't take but a moment. I just want to look at the alchemist," she says.
"Wasn't he in the middle of the pool?" Kaidan points out.
"Yes, but I can walk on water," she explains.
"How though?" Lucien asks.
"Rare vampiric blessing," Ravenna shrugs. So they go and let her look at the alchemist, and while she doesn't find anything interesting on him, something interesting does find them. As Kaidan and Lucien (especially Lucien) stand stock-still among the wandering Spriggans, a new, feminine voice cheerfully greets them.
"Hello! Are you three lost?"
All eyes turn to the speaker, a small and round-faced Bosmer woman with vibrant orange auburn hair.
"Uhh … No," Ravenna replies as she walks back across the pool towards her companions, entirely forgetting that walking on the surface of the water isn't extraordinarily normal behavior, "We're just exploring off the beaten path a bit."
"Ooh! Are you adventurers?" The Bosmer asks.
"No."
"Not exactly-"
"Yes!"
Ravenna and Kaidan both shoot Lucien annoyed looks for that, but the Bosmer just giggles.
"Do you folks know Skyrim very well?" the Bosmer asks. Lucien shrugs and Kaidan shakes his head, but Ravenna affirms.
"Like the back of my hand, actually. I grew up here," she says.
"Is that so? I don't suppose your group has room for one more?" The Bosmer questions, "I could use someone to show me around this cold, unfamiliar place. I'm a good archer too, so I could help watch your backs in return. What do you say?"
"Weeeeeell..."
"Um, see-"
"About that," the three of them all start at once.
"Is there some sort of problem?" The Bosmer asks, "I can find others to travel with, if so."
"That might be for the best, Miss -" Ravenna begins.
"Auri," The bosmer supplies.
"Auri. Sorry but we are on a fairly particular schedule right now I'm afraid. I'd hate to inconvenience you," she finishes, but Auri just quirks one copper-orange brow at Ravenna.
"You mean wandering around in the woods after midnight?" Auri points out coyly.
"Er, yes?" Ravenna tries.
"But you're not doing anything suspicious. In the middle of the night, in the middle of the woods, right next to a corpse adrift in the pond?" Auri asks with a mischievous glint in her eyes. Lucien and Kaidan pale at this. Ravenna might be paling too, but she can't get any lighter than her regular skin tone. Auri blinks her large brown eyes at the trio like the cat that got the canary.
"Oh, just come on," Lucien relents when Ravenna and Kaidan have run out of evasive replies
"Wonderful!" their apparent new ally declares all too cheerfully.
"We have got to stop getting in situations like this," Ravenna suggests.
"Agreed," Lucien and Kaidan declare unanimously.
#Sorry#Its Auri now#then Inigo#Auri time#song of the green#sotg#auri skyrim#lucien flavius#kaidan 2#Ravenna Rosewood#Ravenna the Dragonborn#TES V SKYRIM#Skyrim
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This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.
"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.
"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.
I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.
#I didn't watch Teen Wolf but I know this happened to that Stiles character#I'm not active in any DC fandom but it looks like this happened to Tim Drake and to a lesser extent Dick and Jason#In prequels-era Star Wars it seems to be Obi-Wan; he's the spark/focus of this post here; bring back his flaws I like that he kind of sucks#sometimes a Fandom's Darling comes out of an Author's Darling! usually Fandom's are vessels to fuck the “hottest guy” available though#I will probably turn reblogs off if this spreads too far because I really don't care if people write Mary Sue fanfic; can't cast that stone#squinting at every “intersex” tag like Inigo Montoya: “I don't think that means what you think it means.”#honestly the fantasy intersex thing is a separate & more serious post; but the fandom usage is a red/yellow flag for me when searching#tossawary fandom#fandom's darling
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I fell victim to one of the classic blunders (drawing a load of fan art when I should have been working)
#art#illustration#fan art#the princess bride#inigo montoya#mandy patinkin#cary elwes#westley#andre the giant#fezzik#fred savage#the grandson#peter falk#the grandfather
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This is true love. You think this happens every day?
#The princess bride#princess bride#art#illustration#fanart#inigo montoya#westley#fezzik#Princess buttercup#Hey its the movie of all time#turning this into a print aaaaaaaaa I LOVE THEM
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#trying to figure out if art was made by AI be like#art#art meme#memes#Inigo Montoya#art memes#princess bride#the princess bride#meme#relatable#funny#relatable meme#lol#relatable memes#funny meme#ai memes#funny memes#Rob Reiner#ai meme#Twitter memes#William Goldman#Mandy Patinkin#artificial intelligence#dank#dank meme#dank memes#Twitter meme#Twitter
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i wanted to redraw the princess bride scene but it felt ooc for zuko. think i fixed it [id in alt]
#zukka fanart#avatar the last airbender#avatar the last airbender fanart#zuko#atla#avatar fanart#zukka#zuko fanart#sokka fanart#atla fanart#sokka#kyoshi warrior sokka#i actually think that Sokka would make the best wesly going to save yue but for the purposes of this scene only i switched them#and zuko's inigo montoya but he says he's going to Kill his father#anyway. anyone want more princess pride scenes perhaps with sokka and yue?#myart
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The Princess Bride (1987)
#the princess bride#userbbelcher#cinematv#cinemapix#fyeahmovies#80sdaily#userrobin#usergiu#underbetelgeuse#nessa007#userstream#dailyflicks#filmedit#userakrivi#usermandie#arthurpendragonns#perioddramaedit#i would love to think that inigo took over#5k
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genie: so, you have three wishes-
me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.
genie: that’s…. specific.
me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.
genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this
me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword
genie: NICE
#g/t#which ex is this about? i’ll never tell#i genuinely feel like ive moved on but sometimes i think of some funny shit like this and i have to post it#so pls dont think im hung up on anyone. im just a comedian who capitalizes on life experiences#anyways. god i want a sword. i want one so bad#i want a replica of inigo montoyas blade SOOOO BAD
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average transmasc friend group
#andre the giant#the sicilian#inigo montoya#the princess bride#princess bride#transmasc#transsexual#nick.png
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Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die!
A little portrait of Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya from the Princess Bride I did back in 2014
Done on 6x6 inch Aquabord with Winsor & Newton Gouache Paints
Sending Big Hugs from the Hobbit Hole. ♥♥♥
Scott
#art#traditional art#artists on tumblr#drawing#gouache painting#inigo montoya#mandy patinkin#princess bride#the princess bride
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Screw canon they’re all bisexual (to me)
#it’s the repressed bi energy#also i think it’s a crime that out of all these dudes only Jacob Frye and Astarion are canonically bi#i think more of them should be bi#<-projecting#sylvain jose gautier#inigo fire emblem#irvine kinneas#astarion#ezio auditore#Jacob Frye#captain kirk#james t kirk#ryuji otogi#duke devlin#howl pendragon#luis serra#dante dmc#gold pokespe
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The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.
#my heart gushes everytime i watch these movies and hear these phrases#holes 2003#stanley yelnats#the princess bride#princess buttercup#dread pirate roberts#inigo montoya#hector zeroni#movie quotes
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as you wish
#art#illustration#artists on tumblr#princess bride#the princess bride#fan art#peter falk#fred savage#the grandfather#the grandson#i was gonna draw Westley and Inigo and Fezzik#but i cant resist the call of scrunkly old men and little kids#drawing wise theyre just better#fuck people 20/30 somethings
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Princess Bride comic for class - sorry for reposting, this is the post-crit fixes version
#digital art#frogs art#frogs comics#comic#comics#the princess bride#princess bride#inigo montoya#fezzik#westley princess bride#dread pirate roberts
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People who never really processed the death of their parent(s) and have thus made it everyone else’s problem:
Bruce Wayne
Boba Fett
Inigo Montoya
#crack#shitty text posts#this came to me as I was reading a bobadin fic believe it or not#bruce wayne#batman#dc#boba fett#star wars#inigo montoya#princess bride#add to this?
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