#then I don't WANT it

[damnamour]

Episode 226 ― 1st August 2024

[honeygrahambitch]

The fact that Hannibal kept Will's time slot empty because he knew he would come back eventually and because he couldn't bare seeing someone else sitting on Will's spot at Will's booked time

[leslieseveride]

with isabel coming back 5x20 would be the perfect episode for chenford to say their first “i love you”s. 🥺💗

[existennialmemes]

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[binch-i-might-be]

forgot how fucking badly this show blueballs you with physical affection. these men will be allowed to have one (1) hug every 17 episodes and that's IT

[ghuletteintraining]

Ooh, let's talk about chemistry 'Cause I'm dying to melt through To the heart of her molecules Till the particles part like holy water If anything She's an undiscovered element Either born in hell or heaven-sent Either way I'm into it

She's not acid nor alkaline Caught between black and white Not quite either day or night She's perfectly misaligned I'm caught up in her design And how it connects to mine I see in a different light The objects of my desire

[sarascamander]

Me, finding a book to read: This better have romance in it. I am NOT reading it if it doesn't have romance

Me, upon reading: What the hell is this romance? You're distracting the plot and it is unnecessary, GET OUT OF MY BOOK

[aweirdbugcreature]

I feel the same effect with the ao3 fics, where, while yes the porn is good and nice, the monsters make no fucking sense from an anatomical point of view.

And the ones where they DO make sense, talk so little about the monster in question and why it does the things it does, or about the way Laios is obsessed about it.

the laios effect

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[girldraki]

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[kianamaiart]

Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl

While I’d want this concept to mostly be a lighthearted comedy, since that’s more my forte, the north star (heh) of this premise would be the loss of passion for something you once loved, feeling the pressure/expectations of sticking with something that you’re “a prodigy” at and the subsequent burnout. How hard do you fight for an old passion or at what point do you just let it go? Is it even okay to give up when so many people are counting on you? 

Sounds bleak but I promise I’m an optimist and that will always reflect in my work :)

[leslieseveride]

truly cannot wait for tim and lucy to slow cook together in that crock-pot they call a shop. they are going to marinate in so much romantic tension, i'm so here for it.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.