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[paradisechid800]

Though Wonder Woman earth one does have some issues, I have to hand it to Grant Morrison, they accurately portray how Diana would react to the outside world. She wouldn't be amazed, she would be horrified, confused, and disgusted. She was raised in a Utopian paradise that has no war, poverty, sickness, death, disease, misogyny, racism, homophobia, etc, so to see it all here for the very first time would be a lot for her to take in.

[ineffablemurderhusbands]

I realized that I should probably put my fanfic in here so it'll get more readers. Here are a few of them:

Of love handles and fat asses: Rated Explicit

You put on some weight recently and your clothes don't fit right anymore.

Bucky is there to reassure you that you're still hot as fuck.

Make your man call me daddy: Rated Explicit (Work in Progress)

Tony brings up the idea of a naked calender for the team.

Natasha rebutts to say that the women of the team would be sexualized and the men praised. Someone jokes that the men should pose in lingerie instead.

Since it's for charity, they accept.

Bent the whole world over and said: Spank you very much: Rated Explicit

You are briefed with an undercover mission where Steve needs to pose as your Dom in a BDSM club.

You enlist Bucky's help in this learning quest.

Of course it turns into a threesome.

The beginning of a friendship. Or something more: Rated M

Diana helps out and comforts a drunk girl in a club's bathroom.

Kerosene is half as cheap as therapy (and that's what I call irony): Rated Explicit

Bucky stops a scorned woman from wrecking her ex's car.

She decides another type of revenge is in order.

Or alternatively: "Don't stick your dick in crazy, Bucky!" Sam says. Bucky does it anyway.

[kal8elle]

By https://x.com/themycira

[pugugly001]

I wanna sneak into Themycira!

[ellestra]

Godkiller

I just saw Wonder Woman and it was so much fun. From the Amazons to Diana’s first snow. This was the first DCEU movie that finally didn’t feel like an excuse for CGI fight scenes. It wasn’t bunch of explosions connected by faulty logic. I wasn’t even bothered by all the slo-mo scenes which shows that when they are used for the story and not for the sake of showing off everything can work.

This was fun, heartfelt and touching. It made you care for Diana and for Steve and for all the secondary characters. It gave them all moments to shine and even background characters were given moments to make us care about their fate. And it made you care about Diana’s journey. And it left me wanting to see more adventures of Diana of Themycira. I couldn’t say that about other DCEU movies.

Gal Gadot is great as Diana. She shows her nativity and her drive. Her heart and her heartbreak.  And Chris Pine did great job as Steve. He is guide for Diana in the outside world but he also had his own quest and the film has a nice balance of being about Diana but also allowing for other stories to feel important. It has certain similarities to the first Captain America film but in a good way. It was certainly as much fun to watch.

I knew instantly David Thewlis was the bad guy. I wasn’t spoiled. I didn’t even know he was in the film. But I knew the moment I saw him. He had that fidgety, calculating look. And he has been playing this kind of duplicitous characters in fantasy films since The Last Dragon so it was not unexpected.

I wasn’t sure he was Ares or just working for him at first but the whole time they were telling him their plans I wanted to scream “Noooooo, don’t tell him - he will betray you!” I also though the CGI monster he turned to was much more ridiculous than when he was just there in a suit. It looked especially fake in front of real Gal Gadot standing there but they wanted big an muscular and that’s not Thewlis so CGI monster it was. ( But this was  my one complaint. Everything else about the film was awesome.)

However, I loved that Diana defeating Ares wasn’t the reason war ended (and of course it didn’t end all wars - even worse one came 20 years later). This was already the very end of the WWI (4 years on, and the time of year looked like November) and they keep talking how Germans are out of food, men and munitions and how they are about to sign the armistice. The only reason it wasn’t sign yet was because Ludendorff promised the Kaiser he can win the war with the poison gas. Once that was off the table the war ended like we all know it did on 11th of November 1918. So it wasn’t Diana defeating Ares that did it. It was Steve Trevor destroying that plane that ended the war. A hero’s ending like only Chris playing a Steve could get.

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[thewriterwithnoplan]

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year and Enjoy Your Holiday!

This is officially my first Christmas since starting this blog so firstly thank you for all the support and encouragement! So enjoy some Christmas headcanons from my most popular reader inserts! (Spoiler alert).

Smallville - Wishes Do Come True

Despite being Jon’s soulmate your Christmas day would start at Wayne Manor.

Of course, Diana got the week off to spend the holidays with you.

So the pair of you get up early to make breakfast and catch up (it also gives Alfred the chance to sleep in).

After everyone wakes up and eats you all exchange gifts. It's fucking ridiculous.

You’re hanging out with the Waynes so you can expect some stupidly overpriced presents.

Despite not knowing you very well Tim has noticed that your laptop is outdated by two years, so you get the newest Wayne Tech computer.

Dick gets you designer sunglasses claiming that it's because the press has been after you lately. But you’re 90% sure it's so that everyone stops making fun of his own $500 Prada shades.

When Jason swings by he gives you a gun. You don't tell anyone but are you really a Gothamite if you don't carry a weapon 24/7?

Bruce gets you - or rather your superhero self - a fucking motorbike which is only upstaged by the fact Diana bought you a car.

[You can decide what you get them]

So by the time you get on the Batplane to the Kent farm you’re already decked out with enough gifts to last you a lifetime.

Diana takes a jet to Themycira, she invited you but the Amazon’s can be a little intense and even if they’re family, you’d like to see your soulmate on the holidays.

When you get to Smallville you’re whisked away from the Batfamily to join Lois and Martha while they cook.

At first, you’re a little put out that you’re expected in the kitchen (Gender roles like this suck especially during the holidays).

But you quickly find out that Lois and Martha are like lionesses they won't let anyone near the food, not even you.

So instead you sit on the end of the bench and just keep them company, helping them with little things like stirring whatever is in the saucepan and washing the dishes as they went.

Bruce came in to help at one point but he was quickly shooed away, but not before telling you what the boys had been up to.

Apparently, they were “behaving themselves”, only 2 brawls had broken out (one between Damian and Tim, the other with Conner and Jason).

When Dick comes in screaming like a headless chicken (something about kryptonite laced Batarangs???) Lois and Martha send you to sort it out.

Honestly, you should have seen it coming. Bats and Supers? Not exactly your best idea ever.

You end up confiscating all Kryptonite and forcing the boys to sit quietly in the lounge while you help set the dining table.

You come back and they're at it again.

Lunch is uneventful for the most part.

In all honesty, you just gossip about the other members of your superhero team's (Justice League, Young Justice, Teen Titans, etc.)

But this also means you, Damian and Jon are bitching about each other to your faces.

After all that food most of the adults fall into food comas.

You and Jon are no different but the house is pretty packed and it's an overcast day so you both end up lying on the barn roof.

You talk about anything and everything for hours.

When the sun sets you exchange presents; he got you a beautiful necklace with the El family crest on the pendant.

Ironically you bought him dog tags with your family’s Wonder W’s.

You laugh about for a bit but one thing leads to another and the next thing you know your lips are on his, with the sunset in the background it’s perfect. 

“I love you.”

“I know.”

Dirty and Useless - Christmas is Complicated

Christmas has always been hard as the only Wayne child.

For the last few years, you’d spent the holidays with Melisa so being back at Wayne manor during December is just plain weird at first.

But things like the ridiculously sized Christmas tree in the foyer and the constant hum of carols blasting from speakers bring back the happier memories.

It’s strange having Jason there too, he’s not too into the holidays - having spent some time in the streets - but having another person there to do Christmas themed things with is nice.

Bruce, on the other hand, is freaking the fuck out. It. Has. To. Be. Perfect.

He’s missed the last few years of holidays with you and he’s terrified that if one thing goes wrong you’ll bolt.

In all honesty, you’ve contemplated it. You have money put aside (not that you - daughter of a billionaire - have to put money aside for things) just in case you decide last minute to go see Melisa.

It’s not until two days before Christmas do you start your shopping. Melisa’s present being the exception - you bought her concert tickets earlier in the year. 

You’ve got zero idea how to shop for people other than you and Melisa. You don’t exactly have many friends or close family members.

So in true Wayne fashion, you start throwing money around. In the end, you accidentally bought Jason a car, Alfred a full expenses paid week-long holiday and Bruce... 

Well, you build him a tablet just like the Batcomputer.

Not your smartest idea, now he can ignore you in favor of his cowl, on-the-go.

Christman day rolls around and you’re surprised to find yourself whelmed.

Bruce made breakfast. You’re pretty sure he left the shell on the eggs and burnt down half the kitchen but it’s the thought that counts. 

After breakfast, you change into your Christman sweater that you had to wear thanks to the bet you lost to Jason.

When you step out to find the house basically abandoned (more so than usual) you aren’t exactly surprised. 

You find a note pinned to the front door. You expect an apology note but it’s anything but.

You’ll find your first scavenger hunt clue at WE.

For a moment you short circuit but then you have your keys and you’re in your car.

The scavenger hunt takes you half-way across Gotham and then back again. The clues slowly get harder and harder until you’re scratching your head.

You only got almost mugged twice and catcalled four times - a Gotham record.

You’re in the Iceberg lounge - pretty sure Penguin is about to start asking questions - when you find the last clue.

You’ll always find your way...

You have no clue at this point, it’s already 11 and you don’t want to be late to Christmas lunch so you end up calling Melisa for help.

She tells you, you’re an idiot and then you’re heading home.

When you open the door it’s suspiciously quiet... and then people jump out.

You punched Jason in the nose.

Once you’d calmed down you apologized profusely but he only laughed and joked about keeping your present for himself. He didn’t. He gave you brass knuckles - much to Bruce’s annoyance.

It was only after you’d hugged him in excitement and people had awed, did you realize that there were others there.

Bruce, Jason, and Alfred had invited people (namely Dick, Kori, Gar, Rachel and to your delight, Melisa.) to surprise you at lunch. 

And although you knew Bruce had planned it and Alfred had done all the cooking (thank god), you suspected that Jason was the mastermind behind the idea.

“Merry Christmas Ms. Sparrow.”

“Merry Christmas Dork.”

[bellabooks]

Five Good and Gay things this week: 3/2/20 – 3/6/20

It’s so exciting to be taking over as managing editor of Bella Media Channel! I completely adore Bella Books and love our commitment to uplifting positive queer content. Five Good and Gay is an amazing recurring article created by our very own former managing editor and current Bella author, Dana Piccoli. This week’s Five Good and Gay is all about women loving women across TV and film. Enjoy! Wonder Woman is gay in Superman: Red Son. In the animated film that was recently released, an alternate universe Superman tries to put moves on Wonder Woman and she helps him understand that where she’s from, there are only women. Quick, someone book me a ticket to the sapphic wonderland that is Themiscyra! “i come from an island of all women. work it out for yourself.” SHE DID IT FOR THE LESBIANS pic.twitter.com/fzPmya3oWj— lana ʬ⁸⁴ saw bop (@themycira) February 25, 2020 Source: Twitter The Clifford the Big Red Dog reboot shows lesbian moms just being moms. Dr and Ms. Mulberry are the parents of Samantha, a child on the series who goes over to Emily Elizabeth and Clifford’s house for a barbecue. Catch their normalcy in Season 1, Episode 19 “The Big Red Tomato/Dogbot.” Australian queer teen romcom Ellie and Abbie (And Ellie’s Dead Aunt) continues to gain viewer support. The film opened the Mardi Gras Film Festival and is set for another showing at Brisbane Queer Film Festival. Following Ellie and Abbie as they prepare for year 12 formal (Australian prom), the film was created by Monica Zanetti to be a family-friendly lesbian romance. The Shakedown documentary tells the story of pop-up lesbian strip clubs that existed Los Angeles in the 2000s. I genuinely never thought I’d be writing these words, but the film will be available on both PornHub and Criterion. The film represents the underground, Black lesbian owned and operated eponymous strip club and the Shakedown Angels who were the club’s performers. This unique documentary promises to be enlightening. Gina Torres will play a vampire queen in Brides, a Dracula reimagining on ABC. Torres plays one of the three wives of Dracula—a former queen turned vampire turned vampire real estate tycoon—but the wives seem to have moved on from their powerful ex in favor of their non-traditional family. Though the queerness isn’t explicit in the announcement, it’s hard not to see three wives forming a non-traditional family as pretty damn queer. View this post on Instagram So this happened!! So happy to be able to share this news. Thrilled to be working with Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa ( @writerras ) and Berlanti Productions on this most delicious and edgy reimagining of the Dracula tale. #womenrule #QueenCleo #dreamsdocometrue Link to full article in my bio! A post shared by Gina Torres (@iamginatorres) on Mar 2, 2020 at 2:32pm PST Source: Instagram The post Five Good and Gay things this week: 3/2/20 – 3/6/20 appeared first on Bella Media Channel. http://dlvr.it/RRNzzz

[lovedrr]

Superman/mulher - Maravilha - Themycira

By: DRebello

[calista-de-galanes]

O que Calista assumiu da ousadia de Diana — a primeira a cruzar os limites de Themycira —, compensou reanimando as raízes amazonas: a perversidade é vista em toda figura masculina; o homem é depravado e escuso; a validade de confiar em um deles deve ser vista e revista por quantas vezes for possível e, se oportuno, descartada.

[isagrimorie]

Things I still really like from Justice League

- The Amazons and their deadly ‘keep away’ game with Steppenwolf. I can still watch an entire miniseries about them. 

- The Amazons showing that using lassos in combat is something all Amazons can do.

- Queen Hippolyta being awesome and showing why she is the Queen of the Amazons. And then, later, Hippolyta taking a moment before launching the arrow to warn Diana, and whispering in almost prayer: ‘Hear me, Diana.’ 

- Bruce, after Diana casually walks into the Bat Cave/Workshop (?): ‘This building has the most state of the art security system.’

Diana, as if she didn’t just stroll into one of the most secure locations on the planet: ‘Yeah, they looked expensive.’

- Diana’s situational awareness and knowing Victor was lurking on the lakeside all along and the reaching out to him.

- Diana always on guard, and on lookout, and just. She’s such a warrior. 

- Diana calling Clark ‘Kal-El’, just like in the comics! (Except, how does she know Clark’s Kryptonian name? Did Lois write that Superman article, after all??). But again, calling Clark ‘Kal-El of Krypton’ because unlike Clark her real self is Diana of Themycira and not Diana Prince.

- Clark headbutting Diana, and Diana headbutting Clark back. My heart. 

- Everytime Diana looked annoyed when people try to shoot her and stab her and then she kicks their ass 

- ‘Leaders get people killed.’ And then later in the conversation, ‘Everyone was Steve Trevor.’ And my heart broke for her, how many people did she lose that by the time we see her, she’s retreated and become a loner. 

- ‘On my lead.’ 

- Diana getting annoyed at Steppenwolf’s ranting and strikes a blow at him with Clark’s assist. 

- Oh, and did Diana move from Paris to the London? Is she now working for the British Museum???

[writr4luvrs]

Wonder Woman Imagine [Crash Landing] Part ii

Story: “Wonder Woman x Reader where instead of a man crash landing on Themyscira its a girl who Diana finds to be breathtakingly beautiful. “How do you wield such sword, my expertiece lies with guns”

Part i

A/N: There will be a part three

–

Even after being healed, Diana kept you in bed for three days. It would be hard to forget her smile, her constant need of knowing about the “man’s world” which you answered happily. You enjoyed the woman’s company.

You asked her about her island, Themycira, she was gladly to help you out of bed to show you her home. Cautiously helping out of bed, even though you told her you were fine, holding, squeezing your hand the entire time she showed you the libraries, where she showed you her favorite books as a child as well the many scribbly notes she left in the books;

the gardens where she continued to hold your hand, swinging as you both walked. At moments you both would look at each at the same time and just smile;

lastly the sparring grounds where many women warriors trained themselves with swords and shields, bows and arrows on the greenest grass you’d ever scene. Watching them spar was as if you had gone back in time in ancient Greece. “Why do your warriors fight with…swords? And arrows?”

“They are strong and accessible.” She chuckles, leaving to run to grab a sword then bringing you to a more isolated area to practice. She handed you the weapon and stood close behind you, guiding you with her hand.

“It’s much heavier than I’m used to.” You state. “More of a heavy pistol and an AK kind of gal.”

“Pis-tal? A-K?”

“My firearms.” She gave you an even more confused look. “The weapons on my plan.”

“Oh! Our scribes studided them. They are very lethal compared to our archers.”

You shrugged playfully, letting Diana continue your lesson on how to wield with the sword.

Over the next few weeks, the women of Themycira treated you with such respect and kindness, asking you just as many questions as Diana did. You consumed fruit that wasn’t common back where you from and you grew fond of Diana. Very fond. It was obvious that she was fond of you due to the constant touching, hand holding, and hugging. Her want of seeing you and asking if you were okay. Not to mention, her sleeping in bed a few nights with you.

“But I have to leave.” You say to her, her usual smile turned into an immediate frown. “I have to get back home.” She impulsivly held your hand again.

“Home? Do you not like Themysica?”

“I love it! It’s just that I have to go back, no doubt people are asking about me. I’ve been gone for weeks now.”

“Someone you love?” She asked.

“Yeah.” you nodded,bluntly answering.

“They are …special to you?”

“Very.” You didn’t question her upset expression.

“Yet, I thought…” She stammered, letting go of your hand. “We … Excuse me, but I thought we were special.” You gave her an confused look.

“We are…? But I have to let my parents know I’m okay.”

“Oh…” She now looked relaxed then chuckled. “I thought –” you cut her off by bringing her close to peck her.

“You are special, Diana. But I must go home.” She sighed and smiled at you.

“Then let’s get you home.”

Part i

[kal8elle]

By https://x.com/themycira

[writr4luvrs]

Cut part from Imagine

Being an Amazon, you were trained like many of the other women warriors. Maybe not as harsh as Diana's when she was growing up but your felt yourself becoming strong, faster, able to think ahead. From able to fire arrows accurately with your bow, to striking with your iron sword, to taking down your sparring partners in hand to hand combat. Diana wanted you raised amongst your sisters before you were introduced to the "man's world", though she couldn't come to Themycira herself, due to breaking it's most sacred law, you received as much loved through her letters and pictures and Hippolyta treated like she had Diana. You had seen many pictures of the world, France's tall tower, this giant red bridge in California, and a giant 'T' tower called the Teen Titans. Your mother explained how they were warriors in training around your age and one day she wished for you to join them. And the wish had came true a year later, working under the mentors of an orange woman, StarFire, and a man, Nightwing. The other members were Blue Beetle, Raven, Wonder girl, Beast Boy, Super Boy, and Robin